Jim Florentine- Terrorizing Telemarketers- Rigs 

"So once they realize they hit a dry hole, they don't acknowledge it anymore?" "Yeah, we move on to our next prospect." "That's understandable." LOL! XD

they found out that "dry hole" and "wet hole" are terms used in oil drilling and thought, "we can do something with this"

Idk how the guy didnt catch on lol

WOW. How they did this without cracking up... beyond me.

"Did you ever drill the wrong hole by accident?" 😂😂😂😂

"How big is your rig?" "Not that big." Lmfao!!!

THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT PRANK CALL ON RU-vid. I RAN OUT OF OXYGEN LAUGHING,

"We try our best not hit dry holes." "Yep, we all do."

They have mastered the innuendo game.

I like this guy. He was genuinely trying to help the guys learn about holes

"Oh so there's a film of the rigs going into the holes, Wow that's excellent"

"It only takes one hole to really mess the rig up."

oh my christ my head hurts from laughing so hard "What if there is no oral" - dude on the line MISSED IT LOL!

3:39. You can sort of hear the other guy trying to control his laughter while the rig guy continues talking oblivious to the fact that he's being screwed with.

omg omg can I direct all my telemarketer calls to you, I wish I was this good lmao

How do you know that hole hasn't been drilled before? Does the ground turn red? LOL

Don stifles a laugh at 3:38

I don't know how they kept this one up without laughing their asses off and breaking character. Funny shit.

I like how the prankster made fun of the way he says "oil". "Olll"

This one nearly killed me! I was eating some chicken and laughed so hard I started choking on it! Wonderful stuff!

drill in the wrong hole... your rig can turn brown 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This guy just kept feeding them material lmao 😂

Dude this guy! Is one of my favorite telemarketers ever. This dude was definitely playing along lmao! Come on man!! Hahahaha, Epic

“Yeah I’m looking forward to seeing pictures of your rig”

What if theres no oral? Hahahaaahahahaaaaaaa

Dry hole😂😂😂, a queef.... A squirter? 😂😂😂 This telemarketer totally missed the whole conversation😂😂😂😂😂

"that's understandable" had me rolling

The face on that guy when he replays what he’s said in his head

Do u put peace rubber on the shaft before going down???

5 am and I’m in tears 😂😂😂

I've had this video saved after watching it around four to five years ago, so happy I clicked on it while I was bored today

"oal"

.... I have NO clue how exactly I stumbled across this video. Actually, I clicked it by accident and was looking to go back to what I was watching before and right before I did that, something one of the guys said caught my attention and I just kept listening. I don't think I've genuinely laughed this hard since watching "dumb and dumber" my first time about 15 years ago 😂😂

How big is yer rigg??? Whatttt??? Lol😖😖😖😂😂😎😎

Damn they got him hard and he doesn't even know it

Talk about dense.

How big is your rig...you have films of the rigs going into the hole. Insane

Your rig could turn brown

The visuals in my head man...

"..it's probably a dry hole, it's going to take a while to work yourself in."

"How big is your rig?" "Oh its not very big" LOLOLOL

This is soooo funny!!! I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣

This salesman really didn't know what was going on after "gas coming out a wet hole is a queef" 😂😂😂

I would be the roommate - Troy Patrick Farrell ! :) Love these guys!

"does the ground turn red the first time" Lmfao

Seriously??? I had mouthwash in my mouth and literally spit it out laughing!!!

PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the guy should say “convoy” every now and then.

I honestly spit my Arby’s sandwich out and almost choked when he asked if the ground turned red!

“Dry hole, wet hole, and ole were my three favorite terms.”

This whole time. Wow, "So it's a virgin?" "How do you know it hasn't been drilled before?" Me thinking about a time a girl told me she was a virgin

This is way too funny keep it up lol

So they're saying if they put money in it they want a wet hole?

LOL!!!!!!!! "I'm not interested in a dry hole ....".

JUST NOT TO MESS UP THE SHAFT!

Wow simply SAVAGE

Wow I once ordered Taco Bell and asked the telemarketer if he wanted anything and I thought I was good these guys are incredible

I cried so much laughing

My girlfriend had a dry hole. So I walked away and found a wet one.

These are too funny!

This is fucking outstanding. All of these are, but especially this one

Lmao “ I can send a package out to ya” 🤗

"If the rig is too big it wont fit in the dry hole"

Ok this one got me. I don't think I've laughed so hard in my life

"D-cember"

"What do you do when you get a dry hole? Do you just get up and leave?"

IM DYING

A queef and he still didn't pick up on it I'm laughing my f****** ass off

How big is your rig? “Oh it’s not really that big.” 😂😂😂😂

I just see bevies and butthead 😂

Still hilarious all these years later.

Absolutely brilliant

“We try our best not to hit dry holes” lmfao

Once you heard the word "hole" you knew where this was going. At what point do you think the salesman knew it was a joke? I couldn't believe it too him that long to catch on.

That is a wholesome person right there lmao

Safety precautions !! Lol

If it wasn’t Jim Florentine, I’d say this was staged. But being that it’s Jim, this is real. That operator definitely rode the short bus!

I have been watching these for the last two says and I am dead 💀

I was eating when I selected this one. With the inevitable result

"Gas or ole"

at 3:39 you can hear them trying hard not to laugh

"Have these rigs been tested?"... 😂😂😂😂

OOWL

lol giggidy

“You ever drill in the wrong hole by accident?”

"A quief?" Omfg how has this man never heard of a quief

Id rather not have a dry hole

And an angry queef is a snarf

What is wrong with this guy why is he not getting it this is hilarious

OMG I'm dying!

Tried to get thru some chips n salsa n can of root beer...totally blew it back into the bowl and on my shirt!

I want to play this guy on my deathbed...I want to go into eternity laughing my ass off

I heard Donny Jameson on that prank.

Too good to be true. Great one!.

Isn’t there a term for when gas escapes a wet hole?

Who takes investments from a cold call?

leave out to these guys to turn am investment call into a sexual joke i laughed so hard 😇😇👿👿

Brand new hole

That's understandable.

lol I love when adults do childish things really well.