My girlfriend roped me in to go berry picking. When we got to the farm you could go pick your own berries or buy boxes of them. I said ok we came to pick berries, I point at the boxes full of berries, I pick one of these and one of these. Done. Golden. Fortunately she's cool and laughed then we just bought a ton of berries for her friends and called it a day.
Camping sucks for real.I've tried it a few times and once ended up in a local motel.Never again with moskitos buzzing in the ear.Neighbors are always annoying I hate waiting for the nearest shitter in line or when you are alone,there is always someone twisting the door knob. Motels are better and I hate the humidity or rain in a tent. Thx for the post,have a good life! (In a motel)
I like the aspect of getting away from it all when it comes to camping but I do agree with him about all the work you have to do to actually go camping. Camping is great if someone else does all the planning and work and you just get to show up and enjoy it.
This guy is EXACTLY right. Who wants to go camping in the middle of the summer when it's hot af outside. I'm with him. I'd rather be in my air-conditioned house in front of the tv.
Drugs definitely makes camping better, and minus the broads. And as a matter of fact, that's the reason to go camping. Get away from the wife or girlfriend, and hang with friends, in nature, get the booze in ya' and you got the one friend who brought shrooms. Jim had some shitty people to camp with.
I like to camp if I'm at the beach, so I can surf or fish. I completely agree about camping sucking if you just pitch a tent in the middle of nowhere lol.
I have long said when asked about camping, sure I'll go camping... At the Holiday inn.. bed.,AC, Heat, cable, shower, toilet, breakfast.. maybe a bar... Pizza places that deliver know where it is.. OH and electricity!!
DrFizzington The ones I have come across are usually science majors from places like UC Davis and Berkeley and they do give off a lesbian vibe traveling in pairs with no men and their body language between each other. Say what you want, but I look 17 and they will approach me up there to talk since I don't give off a scary vibe and have a baby face. I have helped a couple of girls who were lost on the John Muir Trail as well. I hope they wouldn't suck my prick with my mom's mouth since she is 6 feet under and my dad is also dead as well. I am parentless and chicks feel sorry for me being an orphan so young so I get pity fucked easily if I play my cards right.
Florentine is a city mouse that doesn't want to be uncomfortable in any way, shape, or form period. He used to work construction but now is a snowflake.
This is soo true, once I've stopped drinking, i can't even fathom why it's fun. Maybe if you have kids or there are some kind of activities, to do sober but F it
I love camping, but only by myself…just me and my dog….I smoke weed all day and fish, it’s awesome…but you couldn’t pay me to camp with a bunch of douche bags….I take my shotgun with me just in case
