@@mihajlomilisavljevic3438 he knew it was lucy from the start. He also would have raped her if jesus didn't intervene. Also his wife was also a pedofile, he also killed alot of people for no reason, like the soldier and Civil War's user. He lied to Johnny and is a dumbass, that doesn't have a plan. He didn't know what the corpse would do, he wanted power for himself.
Morally reprooved and non-hygienic acts for an incredibly fair and yet surprisingly low cost when compared to the economy of today. MRANHAFAIFAYSLCWCTTEOT ! by the time he says that diego already ripped him to shreds.
I haven't gotten to part 7 yet as i'm on 6, but from what I can tell, the plot is: And Italian executioner with mad grills and a paraplegic jerkass are on a horse race against the alternate universe version of a internet meme who can turn into a dinosaur and a younger and sexier time-line hopping Donald Trump who wants Jesus's corpse to make America the greatest country in ZA WARUDO!!
I like this explanation better: A paraplegic horse jockey and an Italian doctor/executioner team up against a British half-dinosaur man in a cross country race to collect the pieces of Jesus Christ's corpse for the president of the united states of America so he can make America great again. along the way, he leans the magic art of spinning things and gains a stand.
Dio theme : dark and evil Kira theme : just want a quiet life Diavolo theme : dark and evil Kars theme : disco time Funny valentine : Its time to get funky
Not very pleasant actions done at a price so low that is comparable to the soil we walk on this planet earth on the solar system in the milky way in our known universe.
Seriously! Let's hope President Trump doesn't waste his time finding the corpse of Jesus Christ (apparently Jesus Christ is a Stand-user) which will grant a magic wish in effort to make America great.
Before reading SBR: Man what a fruitcake. After reading SBR: The manliest man in this gay parade of a manga. The world would be a better place with more characters like him.
Part1: Evil Boris Johnson Part2: The Mexicans Part3: BJ again Part4: Benedict Cumberbatch Part5: Lady Gaga Part6: Black Jesus Man Part7: Young Donald Trump Boy, JoJo sure has some crazy villains
part 1: Vampire Shakira part 2: Aztec Gods Of Fitness part 3: Gay Vampire Shakira part 4: David Bowie & Korean Plastic Surgery part 5: 101 Diavolos part 6: Obama part 7: Donald Trump and Steven Spielburg part 8: Sailor Moon
Make Eye It can give the user an ability invincibility, and any one can use it. Its similar to Burn the House Down, only instead of just being a hiding spot its another dimension in its self. And we also don't know of any other abilities it has, as its stand user is a turtle, which puts it at a sheer disadvantage and there was no visible increase in mental power like any other animal stand user or Stray Cat. I'm guessing you just have to trust Araki.
I haven't read part 7 yet (*is stuck in part 6 since months haha) but I can't stop thinking of Funny Valentine walking through the streets while jamming this song and doing random poses at citizens while he walks and saying dojaaa~~aan
Capitan-Estelar(Araki) Nah he rather walk through the street fucking up a crippled dude and mind fucking a dinosaur, and some Italian dude with an american flag.
Judging by the riff of Another One Bites The Dust in this song, it's entirely possible that this was actually meant to be Kosaku Kira's theme, and the dubstep-laden version we have now was added in after they changed it to Valentine's.
A quote from the ending to the "JORGE JOESTAR" light novel: *Funny Valentine went back to his own universe.* *"I wanted to uncover the secret to America's prosperity. And I wanted to protect that secret. And if I'm totally honest I sort of wanted to be that secret. But I've learned my lesson. What makes America great is the people who live in it, not anyone lying underground or in the heavens above. And that lesson will be my treasure."* *I hope he becomes a great President. One who spreads joy and peace to the world, and reduces pain and suffering.*
the best patriotic flex on everyone else is that 1) he technically could use d4c with a blanket but he uses a flag and 2) hes fighting godlike creatures as the president and putting up a good fight.
Jesus Christ this theme is so fucking beautiful and sexy oh my god D4C is the sexiest stand and Funny Valentine is the sexiest villain aaaaaaagh *gets annihilated by D4C*
lmao on the 4th of July which is a special day for Americans I am back here without knowing that even though I ain't even American(I'm Canadian). Funny Valentine was the best antagonist in the entire series and one of the best characters, if not outright the best. Part 7 was just insanely good.
honestly how did Valentine go from that lard ass in his first appearance to this...then again how did anasui go from a woman to a man. Araki himself is bizarre. He has to be a pillarman
I think it's just bad character design, just see Dio from part 1/initial part 3 and compare it to part 3 ending. Part 3 end gave Dio a much more square jaw than was necessary.
I feel like you could do a whole series with Valentine and Yukari where Valentine is diligently trying to go about his goals and Yukari just follows him around taunting him. "You see, Joestar. Everything I do, I do for justice." "Except exercise apparently. " "Goddammit Yukari...."
Also thank God Funny Valentine isn't DLC because all the DLC is severely overpriced. I love Annasui but I don't really want to pay roughly 7 dollars for him.
The DLC is severely lacking, too. Where the fuck are Diego, Stroheim and Foo Fighters? I can only hope the NA/EU release has them in the game. Also, I was disappointed that Speedwagon wasn't the narrator for the game. Like, come on, this is Speedwagon we're talking about. It's his job. Instead, we get some weird robotic voice.
hell yea i would too see foo fighters or diego or Yuya Fungami or even Joshu Higashikata ftom part 8 they could've added so much more ppl than they did
Jorge Norzagaray I agree with you on all that, especially Diego and Foo Fighters. Yet, Stroheim doesn't do enough to have a really full-fledged move set. The only notable things he has was his chest-cannon, nothing to really base off of unless you want a stale move set that relied on mostly his chest. Maybe the hand grenade, where he fought Santana, but that's pushing it I think.
''Suppose that… you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you. Which napkin would you take? The one on your left or the one on your right?''
+andy torres I'm still reading part 5, it's good but it's pretty all over the place. I still look forward to part 6 being made, hopefully they'll use 'What a Wonderful World' as the Ending theme.
