JLo's $10M Ring, Britney Spears Pregnant, MLB's Sean Murphy's Viral Butt | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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On tonight's warmup, the guys discuss Oakland Athletics' Sean Murphy's yeeks, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are engaged (again), and Britney Spears is expecting her third child with Sam Asghari.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

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@AnotherGenericUsername 2 года назад

The confidence from No Hat Desus 🥰

@joshuaedwards4927 2 года назад

Hollywood Desus

@Twinkee131 2 года назад

Man I was just thinking like bro came out with the milk dud on shiny. Hollywood got him acting different

@thesmellycatjazz 2 года назад

He's said in the past they aren't trying to hide their baldness. It's just that they'd have to do extra make-up to avoid lights reflecting off their heads.

@MrQdiddy85 2 года назад

Desus has the hat cause his transformation into Hollywood Desus is almost complete

@MiilyGarcia0119 2 года назад

No hay Desus extra fine 🥰

@PleaseAlex07 2 года назад

"Just a couple of Skårsgards!" The brand has DAD JOKES.

@19thHour 2 года назад

Desus putting the top down has made my day 😂😂😂

@mohamedyusuf6479 2 года назад

Convertible desus

@FuzzyBSMcgee 2 года назад

“Britney Spears, a slave, is- “ I SCREAMED lmaooooo

@what-a-voicereaction1499 2 года назад

Not funny

@manuginobilisbaldspot424 2 года назад

GOD DAMN IT, are we back in the aughts again? We got Bennifer, Britney Spears, and a K-Fed POPOZAO reference?!?! I'm 25 again!

@oreo_frito 2 года назад

I miss Desus but I’m glad they let Freddie Gibbs Guest host this week with Mero

@kebrinab13 2 года назад

🤣😂🤣😂 AYO

@elginvenable5358 2 года назад

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 damn my guy had to do em like that lololol

@gennydf95 2 года назад

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA 😂😂😂

@theplourde 2 года назад

I should not have laughed at this as hard as I did damn bro lmfao

@Jbeeze82 2 года назад

All the White's making money off your color!! 99% of the staff is white... Smh sellout

@Stewie-A-Simpson 2 года назад

JLO is about to have more rings than Bill Russell.

@wilcee238 2 года назад

She has more gems than Thanos

@ghariiscool 2 года назад

And she got two from the same dude two different times.. I think her and Ben were engaged back in 2003 also

@ShelbyBaby27 2 года назад

Leah Remini like "I ain't getting fitted for my Maid of Honor gown til the day of" 😂😂

@Geecher1 2 года назад

Desus so hollywood he left the hat in the bronx

@jessicabw 2 года назад

"My girl is a lawyer. My girl is Puerto Rican." 🤣🤣🤣

@winterkill1764 2 года назад

7:15 when they said 'youre Puerto Rican make me a burrito' I almost spit my drink out that was so fucking funny

@wilcee238 2 года назад

Jlo is like Mr. Freeze in “Batman and Robin”, just collecting diamonds out here.

@FFmaxxx 2 года назад

She'd trying to tie Brady for rings

@DeeWill187 2 года назад

@@FFmaxxx 💀☠️💀

@Angie_Onaleta 2 года назад

💀 bruh!🤣

@jessannreece5672 2 года назад

SCREAMING 😅😅😅😅

@ghariiscool 2 года назад

@@FFmaxxx she might end up passing Bill Russell

@mistadomino 2 года назад

Pharrell in the back making a beat 🤣🤣🤣

@MarcAquino1095 2 года назад

No Hat Desus is even more problematic than normal 😂😂😂🤣

@letzsnuggzz 2 года назад

JLo is like Thanos. Collecting rings and gemstones from suckers.

@allistertenpenny6871 2 года назад

Lol am I the only one watching the J. Lo announcement and feeling absolutely nothing?

@Khronogi 2 года назад

Nope, I am here too lol.

@TuttiFruttiSodaPop 2 года назад

Yep... Like Mero said, J-Lo being engaged is like someone having a fifth baby shower! Supposedly, with baby shower etiquette you're only supposed to have a shower for the first baby. You're given slack if your second baby is of a different gender or if the children have a huge age gap. I have to give it to J-Lo though . Men are practically tripping over themselves to marry her. I believe this is her 6th engagement that we know of. Her 3 marriages, once to A-Rod, and twice to Ben Affleck.

@__ritanicole__1734 2 года назад

Honestly, I didnt think Ben had 10 million for a ring either 😳

@ye23. 2 года назад

Celebs get a huge portion of the price slashed because the jeweler gets promo

@FramesPerSecond 2 года назад

I mean he’s an actor, director and writer. Plus collects lots of residuals from his past films. Man don’t have to worry.

@pussy4breakfast145 2 года назад

@@FramesPerSecond exactly. Ben's pockets been fat!

@crnkmnky 2 года назад

@@pussy4breakfast145 yeah, but he hangs out in casinos a lot…

@__ritanicole__1734 2 года назад

@@FramesPerSecond I looked at his catalog and I have only seen Armageddon 😬. I know he is famous & rich but 10 million for a ring seemed high for him 🤷🏽‍♀️

@Roninonymous 2 года назад

J.Lo needs an Infinity Gauntlet at this point

@evanmcgillicutty3808 2 года назад

Lmao the Ben Affleck “allegedly” jokes 😂 ain’t nothing alleged about that

@blazedxjan 2 года назад

Big gumball machine energy 😂😂

@mikhailgibbings 2 года назад

“Kevin Feder-line” deserved a way bigger laugh.

@milwaukeebrewers6337 2 года назад

This is one of those where I read your comment as i heard it lol. Whatever though.

@lza5735 2 года назад

DESUS OFFICIALLY DROPPED THE TOP!!!! KING 👑

@Icecoldhoneybadger 2 года назад

Pharrell in the back making a beat lmao 🤣😂

@ryanboyce3365 2 года назад

“He ejaculated inside her” “Growth” These dudes are to much!!!

@UCUSmusic 2 года назад

Mero turned my old couch into a shirt...

@THATBOISHAD 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This made me lose my breath! I had that couch too!..... Until it started peeling.

@Jinz3 2 года назад

5th baby shower 💀💀💀💀

@JulesTheBum 2 года назад

This shit lined up perfectly with my break.

@123jenmike 2 года назад

Kid Mero really said “Ben Affleck with the Batman nipples.” George Clooney erasure is real.

@petehakkinen3020 2 года назад

I think Clooney is more than fine with that one.

@FramesPerSecond 2 года назад

Clooney and JLo in Out of Sight were hot!🥵

@iliketocomment8144 2 года назад

JLo is like the modern day female version of Babe Ruth. She’s literally the reason The Yankees haven’t won the World Series. Reverse curse!

@Aaron-mi2ts 2 года назад

I love their consistent blind confidence in googling "insert celebrity here net worth" and that number being remotely close to accurate😂

@Nunofyabizzzzz 2 года назад

By next year she’ll be married to Pete Davidson Bet money that will happen

@ghariiscool 2 года назад

"this is like having a fifth baby shower" 🤣

@isaiahmathews960 2 года назад

desus said he shot the club up😭😭

@richiesay2824 2 года назад

“Ben Affleck has $10 million?!” THATS WHAT TF I SAID 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭.

@gajayjay 2 года назад

The slave Brittany comment sent me hahaha

@agenteagresivo 2 года назад

Can you please explain, I’d dint get it

@crnkmnky 2 года назад

@@agenteagresivo me neither. she has a hit song “Slave 4 U” 🤷🏿‍♀️

@ProfessorZo 2 года назад

Y’all cookin this episode 😂

@livensleazy 2 года назад

When Desus asked if Julia had her heater, I expected to hear a raspy chain-smoking Julia voice say "yeah bro" as smoke wisped across the screen

@steverussell7005 2 года назад

*deep inhale* I keep that thang on me

@SurahOnline 2 года назад

*Julia laughing EXTRA hard today!!! lol* 😂😂

@siobkny 2 года назад

Nah that's not julia that's some other chick in the back ground trying too hard

@SurahOnline 2 года назад

@@siobkny - *Desus literally called her “Julia”*

@Sinezungu 2 года назад

No-hat Desus!

@armansaxena7511 2 года назад

Mero starting off with a Will Arnett impression lol

@myemailiscool 2 года назад

elite reference to sidetalk NYC, shoutout Joe Byron

@miggy_chagon6630 2 года назад

Desus turned into Moon Knight............Regular Desus wears a hat, but Hollywood Desus lets the scalp breathe

@wilcee238 2 года назад

🤣

@stevensantiago8106 2 года назад

sht dont look right

@MrLazzzyboi 2 года назад

🤣

@djonyx6770 2 года назад

No hat Desus representing all us bald niggas for the 99’s to the 2000’s. #respeck

@machina_spirit 2 года назад

Yo is Jlo just addicted to getting engaged and married over and over, like how she still getting excited for this shit lol

@monisolaelliott9346 2 года назад

Exactly

@nnenne4 2 года назад

I'm concerned about her kids and being in and out of these relationships and what that's teaching them about loyalty

@almamarisoul 5 месяцев назад

The way these two would make each other laugh 😂 man. Wishing them both the best ❤

@mismatchedmaven3085 2 года назад

Hollywood Desus!!!! No cap!!!!

@lawnside82 2 года назад

lmao no cap!!

@NotPorn 2 года назад

Proud of Desus for embracing the balding. lol love these fools.

@mobe1kanobe 2 года назад

He been bald since DvM

@rafaeashraf605 2 года назад

Bald icon for us chrome domes

@danicacassidy1672 2 года назад

Like what kind of Leo magic does JLO have to get engaged like 10 times bc sis spread the magicccc

@SanskarWagley 2 года назад

one episode a week and no podcast is not enough

@Hazenuts23 2 года назад

Where's the art!

@eazeyt1759 2 года назад

Too Hollywood for a pod, we don’t even get the hood merch

@lawnside82 2 года назад

did they even address 4 months no art??? my guts hurt...

@lawnside82 2 года назад

i miss the problematic light... and victor jumpin in with the shittiest mic...iphone 3gs mic..

@ilovemydad1416 2 года назад

For Real! SELLOUT BOYS! SMDH, It makes me sad😔

@Smulesk 2 года назад

Hollywood Desus is a menace with the jokes

@Stephenwhite013 2 года назад

Look at the 10 mil blood diamond that some guy got $10 for finding it

@THATBOISHAD 2 года назад

Yo Jeff Goldblum convinced Desus to rock the bald head!

@ChefZaddy 2 года назад

Desus out here w/ the Naked Head

@MrQdiddy85 2 года назад

Yo Showtime you being real slow with these RU-vid uploads my guy

@KayN806 2 года назад

Fastest upload of the szn so far! Love that for me

@terigiese1322 2 года назад

HAPPY YERSDAY!!!!!

@JLR501 2 года назад

yo!! I didn't even notice Desus hat-less until I hit the comment section.. Killin it my guy- "Tony from Staton Island"

@erizabeta 2 года назад

Thanks for the subtitles 🙂

@johnmarsh8344 2 года назад

The Sidetalk reference at 9 minutes made me smile

@siobkny 2 года назад

Beans, Rice, Jesus Christ, and BYRON who BYRON🤣🤣🤣

@alexx.maxiii 2 года назад

naahh this clip was wild from start to finish dawg lmfaooooo….top 3 clips of all time 😂😂😂💀

@pitchking5496 2 года назад

Yo! The constant zoom on homie’s butt remind me of the Key and Peele “Slap ass skit” 😂

@crnkmnky 2 года назад

“Good game! 🖐🏾 Slap-ass.”

@shontapl 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@issacparker4868 2 года назад

If they don’t do a skit with them in some random high schools “clear it, but don’t tell the teacher or students”. I can see it now😂😂😂😂

@robinsonshe06 2 года назад

They did the substitute teacher bit in season 2 I think...

@riversider2506 2 года назад

At this point, *J LO* collecting engagement rings like some mfkn infinity stones 😭

@azmilog 2 года назад

loving main character desus

@ronpudding9598 2 года назад

This was great lol

@seanwilson8168 2 года назад

Somebody in the audience was trying take Julia laugh Crown and you can tell Julia didn't like it lol Edit: 9:09

@MehIgotnothing 2 года назад

Chanel West Coast was trying to be heard at 1:19 too 😂.

@fuegodjofficial 2 года назад

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

@seanwilson8168 2 года назад

@@MehIgotnothing 😂😂😂😂

@nilsonumana 2 года назад

Gum ball machine energy! 😅😅😅

@bdredds87 2 года назад

Lmao scantrons takes me back

@v8trax 2 года назад

I need an episode everyday not just once a week.

@geekimusprime 2 года назад

Number 5 show in late night!

@goodsongeveryday713 2 года назад

This one was so good lol

@Tesla69420 2 года назад

This show is the only reason pay for by showtime🔥🔥🔥

@abdulsai4894 2 года назад

Love this show

@magikkiC3000 2 года назад

Luv these guys!!! YUUURRRRR BX stand up babeiii

@elh6473 2 года назад

The "timbs and yankee fitted" took me out.. the most NY thing ever lol

@DonaBlancas 2 года назад

Jennifer I give it a year before you go back to Puffy. LMAO!

@kalevstheworld 2 года назад

the editor is so good, they know they meme shit. allegedly.

@StankyPack 2 года назад

What if we get a Desus AND Mero fitted-less episode some day 🤔 🤔

@nicolehernandez11 2 года назад

Haven’t seen you guys in forever

@SCORPIONSCOME1st 2 года назад

That pandora bracelet desus talking about 🤯🤯💥💥💥💣💣

@perfectedbypepper9954 2 года назад

He ain’t lying about those Fordham Mannequins 😂

@manuginobilisbaldspot424 2 года назад

Can't believe the only run my A's are getting in the news is Sean Murphy's BUNT CAKES gettin' hit lmao

@bluemoondoom 2 года назад

Bunt Cakes! 💀

@ALG-qr3vo 19 дней назад

I love the funny way they slayed Jlo I only hope Mariah is watching and is laughing as hard as I am right now😂

@nicholasb.2293 2 года назад

You can see that head beamin from space 🤣

@nbrown5091 2 года назад

It’s the set production for me! Not sure they will top the bear with Timbs but this is close.

@cesar19841984cm 2 года назад

Jlo is like thanos collecting all the stones

@shaianalbert9934 2 года назад

I always read the title and try to guess what type of goss Julia is gonna call the topic 🤣

@no_peace 2 года назад

8:12 ohhhh noooo 😂

@gennydf95 2 года назад

This one was messy messy huh 😂😂😂

@gunkmasterflex942 2 года назад

Damn desus got an EGGHEAD

@townbizz2361 2 года назад

Wish I had Showtime to watch the show, yall always make me laugh

@no_peace 2 года назад

All the news that clears lol

@asanitheafrofuturist 2 года назад

Desus rockin the bald look! Okay!

@Icecoldhoneybadger 2 года назад

Red chucks? surprised desus not wearing timbs 😂

@perforce1 2 года назад

Mero been bulkin and bootin, respect

@wavydon1960 2 года назад

Scantrons and Air Monarch’s. 🤣🤣🤣

@beanwuzhear 2 года назад

Desus took off his hat and forgot how to act 😭😂

@ejohnson3130 2 года назад

The popstar "who's a slave" 😂😂😂

@shaniceweekes3050 2 года назад

No hat Desus is a vibe

@Nematode_jones1 2 года назад

Desus throwing signs lol

@alexsharp3892 2 года назад

Desist throwing up his set when they sat down lmao