JLo's $20 MILLION Failure 

She was never a good dancer either. When she auditioned to be a dancer for In Living Color, she was terrible. She has gotten better over the years but she was off beat during her time on In Living Color.

(Girl...I'm still bugging over the BDSM fashion statement 😮)

Are we looking into Taylor Swift’s future?

@@anastasia-fr1gnRight now, Swift has a boyfriend at 30.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@newhappythoughts1628 she is 34. Jlo also had boyfriends and even husbands. That’s nothing of what my comment was about 🙄

@@anastasia-fr1gn But Swift still has a chance while JLO’s 20 years older and on her 4th pending divorce.

JLo's head is up her backside for the warmth, the view, and the aroma, because her chocolate don't stink no more.

What was the original and what did she change?

​@@sklet5931second.

​@@sklet5931that's what I was wondering. It's odd to refute something without an explanation.

​@@n0odles86 look it up??

@@sklet5931 The legend she recites is more or less the folk tale but the context in which she's using it feels forced at best. The basic gist of the story is that the hummingbird hangs around flowers looking for his lost love. It's sort of a childhood understanding as opposed to the actual reality of hummingbirds are just feeding on nectar from flowers. There's obviously also a sexual metaphor in there as well. Like the man being the hummingbird who has to poke his beak into a lot of flowers to find the right one.

Matt and Trey wore that green dress to the oscars better anyways too.

Only movie of hers that seems even vaguely passable is maid in Manhattan.

​@@forsociopoliticalstuff2629Yeah that movie wasn't bad.

Taco-Taco Burrito-Burrito Taco-Taco Fulfil all your wishes, with my taco flavored kisses!

@samoz6865 "taco flavoured kisses for my Ben" 😂

I got some news, most of her "good music" is stolen from other artists through shady practices.

She has a butt

She uses her body to her advantage, that’s pretty much the only thing she has going for her.

She was hot during here prime years. She still looks nice but 2000s she was one of the top stars. That is usually good enough for nay success in most fields.

She used to insure her own ass. I think it's just for publicity stunt. That's how 90s preference lol

I’d like to say my mom wouldn’t like this but she loves Tyler Perry so…

I'm Puerto Rican and I used to be a fan. Even then, I never really considered her Puerto Rican. Our blood isn't really unique so 🤷‍♀️

You think she's the one looking after her kids? 😅

Some chicks never grow up, no matter what. This is some middle school shit.

A 50-year-old who wants to pretend like she’s still in her teens.

@@oldoutlet6946 Her kids are super messed up, they look miserable and her girl is "non-binary"

Sadly, major actresses (or actors for that matter) have never exactly been known for being good mothers/parents. It’s a tale as old as the old silver screen era. Judy garland was known to be an amazing actress but too wrapped up in her own issues to not be neglectful to her children, mommy dearest was written about Joan Crawford for a reason, Angelina Jolie tended to collect kids as if they were a beanie baby collection, list goes on.

Nah. But I DID do a watch-a-long lol rumble.com/v4x9en0-noc-61-atlas-jlo-catchin-nuts-and-bolts-in-netflix-ai-sci-fi.html?mref=1sz27e&mc=3pdf7

I don't get why so many people hate Atlas. The only things I can figure is they either got the wrong impression from the trailers, or they hate Jlo so they hate everything she does automatically. Seriously, I've seen people say Atlas is the worst movie ever and I can't help but feel they haven't watched enough movies if they are going around spouting that.

​@@silentgamer4368 It's not the worst movie ever yeah but it's still bad.

@@silentgamer4368I watched the reaction video. There was 39 minute of cliche action movie tropes.

Funny. I was expecting Atlas as well and realized I already watched JL rip that movie a while back.

😂 "Lemme turn you into a flower, and uuuh here's something cute, he can be a hummingbird but he'll be sipping every other flower around you until he finds the one he wants" "C-can he not suck the juices of other flowers? "Don't worry only 50 percent if flowers are women in this garden"

*The Gods But yes.

*Greek Mythology has entered the chat*

Erm, herself? Gawd, you're so mean to her ego. /s

They all (even Ben) tried to warn her.

Meanwhile the descendant of slavers Sunny Hostin thinks she deserves reparations

It reminds me of "Finding Your Roots", people playing up Spanish accents talking about their hertitage when you know sure as sh*t those people don't talk like that normally.

Amazing. RU-vid deleted all the replies

@@cursedcancersurvivor​​​​⁠uno diez gracias por favor. Never speak on my clique again esse. C’mon hermanos, let’s bounce. We don’t need to take this crap from a muchacho like you 😤

Isn’t that unironically something narcissists say in abusive relationships???

@@nemuri6295 Pretty much. Could be brought on by NPD or could be that she’s addicted to chasing some fantasy happily ever after so she ends up treating people as a means to that

That felt unsettling as someone who's mentally ill and has been told that to silence me.

Wasn’t one of her boy toys actually her employee? Talk about a lack of self awareness. Lol.

It took 25 people to write a prompt??

How do we know those names aren’t AI generated too? Lol.

How young were your parents, if your _grandma_ was only 44? Did police need to get involved? Lol

@@mrshmuga9 My grandma had my mother when she was 19 and married, and my mother had me when she was 25 and married so yeah no need to get police involved O_o

@@OpinionatedChicken59don’t worry, you can send the police MY way! My mother is the oldest of 13 children, and the age difference between her and her mother… Is 15 years… …you ever have to hear about crossing state lines to get a marriage approved? Yay me! I have to live with this now.

@@OpinionatedChicken59 "o need to get police involved O_o" It got pretty close though, lol

@@nhagan001 While notjailbait, my mom and her eldest sibling have an age gap about the same. Something like my grandma was having her while her eldest child was getting married. So I have "cousins" that are in their 50's while I'm about half their age.

Fallen just like the stars that made up his endless nuisance of a galaxy

Ever since the trans thing. He has been cringe

@@bibaolaitan5189 i...DO NOT wanna know his scientifically retarded take on those gender-denialist. because despite being unbeknownst to me your reference, i K N O W it was cringe and gai and gross as usual (i stopepd following him in 2015 when he became pop culture pedantic as fuck, i guess u imply he just became wors with time)

Same laugh, yeah! 🤣

@arantarisu_yamu2414 Yes, I like that, it's fitting 💯

I figured she was a narcissist like most celebrities, but _damn_ .

Bravo, good sir. It may not have been hilarious to you, but it was for me and I needed that today. Thank you.

Breen would make better use of AI art too.

I was thinking the same thing!

Same here! LMAO

Neil Breen has an unusual humility.

Someone literally turned into a tree 😂 Daphne got turned into a Laurel tree.

God’s up there like “Get pranked idiot”

I guess because a lot of myths were created to explain things that were previously unexplainable. But looking back, we wonder why a god would do some of the things they did in myths.

Careful what you wish for 😌💅

As a Puerto Rican, can confirm

I’m right there with you lol

That's not even wrong lmao

he thinks he still important... saaaaad sad twitter rot brain melted away his self awareness

The man does have an alcohol problem. He is addicted to booze and this crazy woman

I'd really like to know. I don't think I've ever seen Jlo have a friend 😂

😉 rumble.com/v4x9en0-noc-61-atlas-jlo-catchin-nuts-and-bolts-in-netflix-ai-sci-fi.html?mref=1sz27e&mc=3pdf7

Thanks girl

That's just how old women are. They all like JLo for some reason.

Cherish her while she's still here. Trust me on this

Let her enjoy what she enjoys. Be happy that she's happy. Lord knows my parents had no joy before they died.

​@@coltonwilkie241"shes still got it"

@@robertwoods3871 Of course! How could I not! LOL!!😄😄

To be fair...I'd rather just have the taco.

Maybe they respect her work ethic & appreciate her talent & love her music! But probably money. It's almost always probably money.

@@ashleybrooke2087 Lmao obviously they were in it due to her work ethic 😂

lost a bet

@@xejelah 😂

Actual art movies are better than whatever Jenny was trying to make, well it depends on the kind of art movie.

I never understood it either, and I actually do have Taino ancestry from my grandfather and great grandmother, though I know genetically I'm more Black African and Spaniard than native Taino. My guess is that because whiteness in the modern world (in the U.S. at least) has become synonymous with the mundane, bland and unremarkable or just downright evil, so people who are biracial or come from an ethnically ambiguous background would cling to whatever part of their cultural background that isn't European to make themselves seem more "diverse", or "exotic" and thereby more interesting. It's kind of like those straight kids in middle and high school who tell people they're bisexual to come off as less ordinary than straight people are perceived to be. That's my hypothesis anyway.

@@autisticscreechling4950 I have know objectively white Colombians and white Puerto Ricans (as in, they have a full European appearance; one Colombian couple I was neighbors with could've passed for Italian grandparents). They range from mild confusion to annoyance when you point out they are white in a matter-of-fact way. "Oh we don't separate like that, etc etc." Uh-huh, I'm sure. One such friend (Colombian) once remarked with laughter on how she knew some white Cubans in Florida who claimed to be "minorities", while she herself and her brother are just as white. And even if they do have some nonwhite ancestry, so what? It's like the "1/30 Cherokee, I ain't white!" claims. Knock it off, it's tiresome. I think it's a holdover from 20th century education in Latin America trying to promote nationalism across ethnic groups via the "mestizaje" narrative. Not strictly a lie, but severely overstated, and made worse if they move to the US and absorb the Hollywood/pop culture race narratives.

So ethnicity means jack and your skin tone alone determines if you're allowed to be part of a culture now?

But she did remember to call herself beautiful

wow she has children? I dont know much about her but watching this the only mention of children hi in the song where they go to Vegas, they say something like... Brining them in the car or something ? I didnt think it referred to her children since she looks childless.

I had a dream about Ms palmer and let's just say that Keke was not bodies

It's the "Nuyorican" experience.

I've only seen RU-vid talk about it in a negative way😂

It's no wonder why that is why part of this movie failed. Barely any marketing besides people waking up and realizing Jennifer is a terrible talentless person

Rex reminded me of comedian Dennis leary.

😂

Trurzan!

I also wonder what do they mean with strong woman. All the "strong woman" that I found in the recent movies are obnoxious, sometimes selfish, cunts who help no one else but themself and always need everyone else to help them. They don't act heroic and in some occasions they hurt people over the pettiest reasons (using violence first)

Chosen.