*365 Days* Better Than PassionFlix? | MOVIE REACTION 

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Couldn't find the right subtitles for this? Sounds like you were lost, babygirl.

JLongbone: *Has a baby* Doctor: Congratulations, it's a baby girl JLongbone: *Triggered*

Fun fact: apparently for the bj scene, I believe the actress is performing on a strap. Also the crew kept laughing at the scene so they had to redo it.

"Reading my Henry Cavill dom-fic." *Raises finger to ask questions* "Don't ask!" *Lowers finger*

hey babygirl uwu

Y'all remember the Wattpad fanfictions about kidnap and all? This movie is basically those fanfictions, but adapted.

It would be better if she only pretended to love him to get him to lower his guard and then shanked him or something.

Polish here. Author of this book is a meme in country. This movie get here so many bad review that it also become a meme. But there are some Karens that needs some Massimo fantasy so it's popular. But still it's consider bad as f.

Her majesty has returned to grace us with her commentary for...*looks at title*... Oh god🙄

This movie's premise would have worked better as a horror. In fact, I'm convinced it is a horror film masquerading as soft porn.

We know Jlongbones kryptonite now. Next time she is on EFAP, we just need to send in super chats that only say "BABY GIRL"

The girl should have spent this movie abusing HER power in the relationship and making him spend shit tonnes of money on random shit "to make her happy". She knows she can't escape , but she knows he won't hurt her because he's smitten. He has forceful power, but SHE has emotional power.

Jesus, the amount of pure shame us Poles feel for THIS to become the overseas hit Polish movie is just out of this world

This entire movie is just a kidnapping self insert AU on AO3, all that's missing is Harry Styles or some BTS member.

How to write a dominant and aggressive character: Constantly have them yell that they are aggressive and dominant like a tryhard.

*neck grab* OOOOO "Baby gorl" uuuuugh

One of my issues with Massimo is that he is so against trafficking little girls, okay good, but then he kidnaps a woman who didn’t know him and pretty much didn’t want to be there. Like ?? I think I would’ve digged it more if they had made Laura more intelligent with her escape plan but showed so is Massimo, like they are both very smart. But Laura was an idiot through the film.

The worse part about this movie is you can’t even flip the creepiness to be sexy. Like in Twilight, you could see Bella and Edward had a thing, even though it was manipulative and weird, you could see it. This? Nope

"Reading my Henry Cavill dom-fics. Don't ask!" We don't have to ask, Jay. We understand. We've all been there.

Funny how this movie is "controversial" around the Karens, when they practically eat up Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey, but hey I guess double standards don't exist to them.

I still can’t believe that mossimo wouldn’t have a second phone; like you’re in the mafia? What did sprint not let you get another phone on your plan?

I call my CAT and SMALL CHILDREN "Baby girl." Excuse me for a minute. 🤮😭

“Ima show you what ur missing” What she missing? That she going to be doing all the work? 😂🤦‍♀️

Just realised the woman changed her hair so that it's the friend who gets killed and she's kidnapped and sold off or something.......why am I even thinking about this?

Ive been with several women into DDLG. Emphasis on they were into it. Talking to a chick like you are going to go spin her on the carousel and buy her ice cream is a quick way to de-sexualize the mood.

Whenever Jlongbone comes across a trashy movie/ show she's like that stereotypical prospector hick that finds gold in the wild west and i love it lol

That singer in the background is the actor who plays massimo xddddddd

You legit make me laugh harder than just about any other youtuber that I’ve come across. Yeah there are other channels that I like a lot in terms of humor but I swear your videos are on a whole different level of funny. Thank u so fuckin much for making videos dude please never stop!

*Took a shot of liquor every time he says baby girl* *now has alcohol poisoning*

Are we sure this movie wasn’t originally a Wattpad book? Because it sure as hell ticks all the boxes of being a Wattpad book: -“strong independent woman” main lead who falls in love with the abusive dude anyways -mafia leader who’s super hot and godlike and was personally sculpted by the gods with chiseled abs and other generic hot main guy descriptions, also has zero personality -cringe dialogue and too many sex scenes -unrealistic portrayal of the mafia -the hot main lead is cold and calculating and dangerous but has a Sad(TM) past and for some reason changes for the woman he only met a week ago -main lead dude changes for his love but the main lead female never changes I mean, is there anything more Wattpad than that?

In book Massimo said "You must be lost."/"Chyba się zgubiłaś." not "Are you lost babygirl".

Remember ladies, kidnapping, assault, & manipulation is OK if he's hot, badass, &/or RICH AF

The movie is trash. This review/reaction, however, is curing my depression...

"Scar snipes him from Pride Rock" Not the sentence I was expecting to hear today.

“I’ll be sitting back, chilling, reading my favorite Henry Cavill dom fic- *don’t ask, shut the fuck up.* “ I feel that.

It feels like the original title of this was "365 shades of grey."

Can't believe we found a movie that's more trashy and creepier than Fifty Shades.

“I’m not the monster you think i am” MAYBE IM THE MONSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *im sorry*

18:18 18:42 19:21 "I won't do anything to you without your permission" Remember writing that line for him in that other scene, mr. or ms. script-person?

At least the guy is actual hot for once but yeah the baby girl line. ......nope nope nope

That "Katy Perry downgrade" joke hit too hard and too bluntly XD as an elder Zoomer who grew up in KP's prime, I must violently concur

You don't know the half of it, J - I'm convinced Polish romance movies (drama or comedy, but *especially* comedy) are some sort of cognitohazard mind virus, specifically designed to drive anyone except middle-aged Polish women to lunacy. We used to have some amazing filmmakers too: Wajda ("Ashes and Diamonds", "The Wedding"), Kieślowski ("The Decalogue", "Three Colours Trilogy"), Żuławski ("The Possession", "The Public Woman") [and even more unpronounceable names, believe it or not!] for a start. Nowadays, it's pretty much all lowest common denominator trash, but your reaction to it is pure gold!

Mossimo's Dad: One day when I am gone you will have my empire. Random Sniper: You want an advance on that chief?

The music actually makes me flinch every single time it comes on. Like, I’ve never seen a movie where the _music_ is what makes it drag. This movie is an-hour-and-a-half and it feels like each song adds another fifteen minutes.

At first I thought J was exaggerating in the Baby Girl Rant. But, then I thought about it. Like, really thought about it. It really is the ultimate mood-killing pet name. Babe/baby, doll, and all other names that are similar have a significantly higher moisture factor compared to ‘baby girl.’ There’s just something about those two words together, and I can’t figure it out.

Pretty sure “baby girl “ ended when Morgan left Criminal Minds🤣

This film has a 3.3 out 10 user rating on IMDB and yet 81 percent of google users like this film. Google users have odd tastes.

Anyone here ever play Episode? This feels like someone made a movie based on Episode instead of the usual wattpad fanfic

Stockholm Syndrome: The Movie

The two lead actors have great sexual and romantic chemistry. It’s a shame they were wasted for this movie. Regarding the birth control thing: in the book, Laura has a heart condition, which was why she didn’t use the pill.

You see this guy at 3am next to your bed and he said: Are YoU asLeEP BAby GoRL? What do you do?

"Reading my Henry Cavill dom-fic" Me: I'm shocked. Shocked!........Well not that shocked.

Your videos bring me an indescribable amount of joy.

I was happily sipping a Starbucks Refresher when the "How...THE FUCK-!" part came on. Your reaction to it made me gag so hard that my father came into the room to ask if I was dying. Your humor almost legitimately killed me. Thank you! Hahahaha!

Remember when people used to make the joke..."Still a better love story than Twilight", and then EL James wrote "50 Shades of Grey" which was somehow worse...and now here we are with THIS. Every time I think we've hit rock-bottom somebody throws me a shovel! -__-

I laughed SO hard when the music was supposed to be all passionate and the flight attendant is just CHOKING on his peen wtf ahhaha

It's labeled as a dark romance so it knows it's a toxic relationship. It's just a fantasy movie just like all of the other toxc romance movies. At least this one admits it.

I’m glad you actually REACTED to the movie. Some people don’t react and just tell you what happened. And you had me genuinely laughing with your edits and jokes. You just earned a subscriber ❤️

He seems like the type of guy you see in a horror film

I honestly just shut off my brain though this film, until the obligatory jigsaw sex scene and babygorl.

I'll give Twilight this (the first movie, anyway), it at least had one or two songs from its soundtrack that I liked. Unlike this travesty...

There’s people talking about reading fan fiction in this comment section.... I’ve found my people

This movie completely traumatized me with it's stupidity. I'm so glad our queen is looking at it since she can handle it

I... I have a small chicken I call “baby girl” because she’s so tiny... it feels odd now because of this movie.

Since someone said that he says "baby girl" with the same accent as Gru from Dispicable Me, I just can't

I would've FARTED from being scared after the first "are you lost babygorl" lol...and I would've swift kicked him in the nuts and ran for my f*cking life lmfao!!! At least Christian Grey wasn't a creep and there was a story there. This creep is an actual member of the Mafia which isn't romantic at all...nooope. I got super pissed at the ending as well lol...I was like "WHAT?!"

You know what J, I was having a great day. Had a good morning workout with my friend, made myself pancakes, my dog finally figured out how to play fetch. Then you had to release this video. Knowing of this film's existance has filled me with such pain and anguish, and has drained all my hopes and dreams. I would have rather had my balls tethered to the tailgate of a Ford Tundra as it barrels down the Rocky Mountains than know this film exists. Actually calling it a film gives it too much credit. All in all, I wanna die, my day is ruined 10/10 will probably watch this video again, why do you do this to yourself.

The playground chanting during a sex scene right after they were talking about child sex trafficking. *HOW IS THIS SUPPOSE TO MAKE THE AUDIENCE FEEL EXACTLY?!*

"Do you want to touch it?" "OF COURSE" I'm ded 💀🤣

"I'm not gonna touch you without your permission" The number of times he has touched her without her permission in this review alone - EIGHT!!!!

Honestly, I always love reading the dark romance genre, Stockholm syndrome, kidnapping, manipulations and all that. But it's always hard to translate it to a movie format. Most movies just want the superficial ,porn-fill scene. Where's the push and pull, the agony, the seductive voice in the heroine's voice to just submit, the reluctancy turning into an unwanted attraction then intense pining! The tenderness that emerged in the darkest moment! Wring us dry with the emotional stuff.

Girl drop the fanfic links please

Legit, when I first saw the shower scene. When he grabbed her neck I made the “crrk snap-“ line from the Protector Review.

What's the obsession in these rOmAnTiC books/movies of having the leads go through the motions of marriage and baby after only knowing each other for a couple months? I'm probably expecting too much, but some happy ending variation would be nice.

This movie should be renamed as "Baby Girl."

I actually think 'baby girl' can seem sweet when used in the context of a parent-child relationship. But I definitely agree that it appears to be a uniquely American idiom.

Why does this dude look like a weird mix of Frank Grillo and Ray William Johnson, with young Sylvester Stallone's mouth?

No one: Basically no one: No one normal in this universe: Sicilian Mafioso: ARE YOU LOST BABYGIRL???

this would have been a good horror movie , great motive for a crazy person to kidnap a woman

i still go back to this video just to see the dad getting shot scene with the music playing. it’s so ill-fitting it has me snorting

As another RU-vidr said, "Babygirl, if that's who's gonna find you, you better stay lost."

29:34 As a Polish, let me explain. It's not a race thing, in Europe it's just a usual banter between nations. For me, I'm not making fun of some Italian because he's brown or something. I just making fun of him because of his culture, broadly speaking, you know eating pasta, making love, living with mother and surrendering all the time during WWII :-) It's all fun, just like you in US are making fun of California, Florida or Canada all the time.

I've never watched you before but dear god I'm definitely not disappointed.

Funny how I'm almost as old as the Karen demographic, yet I literally got nothing out of this movie. Then again, it did lead to some pretty funny reaction vids.

I'm honestly so happy you have the same visceral reaction of pure disgust over this movie's use of the term "baby girl" as I did, cuz god damn does that churn my stomach something fierce.

Can make a drinking game on the amount of times he keeps saying "baby girl"

JL you are SO open abt ur sexual preferences on the internet😂😂

"You went from early 2010's Katy Perry to 2020 Katy Perry. That's a total downgrade" Me: Damn, that's and insult.

"ArE YoU LoSt BaByGiRl" Me: gags in cringe Lol

I read somewhere that this was the type of movie that E.L. James actually wanted for her books. Meaning more sexual and more explicit scenes also to showcase the lead male actor's body even more and that she was urging the directors to do lol. They just simply didn't have the guts the main topic is already fuck up so why not go all the way. it seems is that the main couple here has more chemistry than fifty shades of grey🤷‍♀️

I never laughed so hard seeing a movie reaction. You're so funny, awesome video.

One day I will watch the Dracula review on this ancient tree trunk.

The commentary is genuinely the funniest shit I have ever heard in my life PREGOOOOOOOO!!!!

I love how the songs are sung by the main actor

As someone from Poland, I say sorry

26:32 Damn, I was really expecting to hear the Pulp Fiction music like in the Batwoman videos

I call my dog “baby girl” at times. Oh, shit…😳

There is only one man who can say Babygirl and that is Derek Morgan to Garcia in Criminal Minds.

25:40 Actually killed me, it's been AGES since I laughed at a youtube video, and here you go. This fucking line delivery, good show JLongbone, good show.