Jo Koy Opening Monologue I 81st Annual Golden Globes 

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exactly i’m feeling it right now jokoy represents me either

Jokoy had 10 days to prepare while previous hosts had several months, like half a year. It was also his first time hosting. If you were in Jokoy’s shoes, your anxiety would be through the roof.

Its ok . There’s a little bit of misalignment between Jokoy and the audience appreciation of jokes. It’s ok , if they clap less doesn’t mean auidience has no sense of humor. Sometimes its not the kind of jokes theyre used to hear . Its all fine. Taylor ‘s reaction is not that bad . After all her fame , she is still a woman who is sensitive and wants to maintain some privacy . Let us not overreact . Nobody’s perfect Jokoy and TS are just human beings . We appreciate both of them , of what they do , providing us music and laughter.

Not really, The pain on his face would scare even the most seasoned performer.

Good one.

@@ericclayton1228 touche🤣🤣🤣

Jo inspires me.. My parents said if i get 70K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

This is pure gold! Thanks for making me laugh.

Robert deniro pregnant at 80 was kinda funny

we have several in Australia.

yeah but it really wasn't a joke it was just a question @@cohen8412

If you think this is impressive uhhhhh…. You probably should step up your television viewing.

you forgot, her...

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the drunk closeted best friend from Manila.

You're so funny ...perhaps you do globes next year stupido..😂😂😂.​@@eduardochavacano

And you are the drunk sawsawero???😅😅😅

More like the drunk distant relative of the couple's family that they don't even knows but was invited to the wedding as not to hurt their feelings, who decided to make a wedding speech thinking he's the main character or something 🥴🥴

Oh shit, you're right. That's wild!

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😂😂😂. I see what you did there.

thats crazy

i don't get it, can somebody please explain?

Yeah Cancel culture is a bitch

He was boring af

I interpreted it as lazy and a sign of admitting defeat. Even worse were his repeated admissions to having his jokes prepared beforehand... by other people.

​@amiraolivares1361 it's a tough job. Did you like the previous host? Do you even know who hosted it before Jo Koy did?

Not funny not one bit ....

You can not be worse that this guy

@@kateb.348 Including you, in real life 😂

Make sure you're a diversity hire though.

@@tungstenanderson5991 Or Caucasian

Dont

He said it just 10days

It was offered to him because no other comedians dared to take the job to please the most self-absorbed people on the planet

@@nerizasularte8429oh for real why are we still running these dang events 😭

@@nerizasularte8429 Yeah no one would accept that presumably very badly paid gig!! not

@@nerizasularte8429 Yup, watching comedians try to do crowd work with a crowd that largely doesn't care about the comedian is rough. If it's a comedy special the immediate comeback is "why did you buy tickets for this then!?" but that doesn't apply here.

This line -right here👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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This was funnier than every joke in that monologue

It wasn't that bad. You think SNL is funnier than this ?

SNL skits are just like these jokes horrible​@@quotidianshorts2889

Me too. Jo epically failed

Yeah that was when it all really started to go downhill, the barbie stuff was dreadful. He picked it up a bit, made it a little less awkward, but it was still hard to watch.

Patrice Oneil talked about this guy years ago... Some people earn their placement and some are just placed there over well deserving individuals.

under the what???

@@jamesleetica1163 the bus boss bitch

I think you’ll find the phrase is “under the bus” lol

Yeah!! For God's sake why can't Jo Koy be RICKY or Billy Crystal? 😊

Gervais is a terrible stand up

​@@mick9708but good a roasting the celebs

and tina and Amy

​@@mick9708 so bad that he won best stand up special😂

Who are you? 😂😂😂

He says that but somehow the media knew he was hosting 8 days before he did and announced it. So he is either lying about his time he had to prepare or he lived under a rock for those eight extra days.

Other hosts prepare for 6 months.

It's part of the joke. You obviously didn't get it. 😁

@@mikedeguzman93 I'm glad I didn't get a joke that didn't exist to begin with.

​@@mikedeguzman93agree!

Nah but… he wasn’t funny. Offensive jokes can be funny if written and delivered well. These weren’t.

​@@valyria13they are talking about ricky gervais, whose jokes are super offensive and funny

It's not because people were offended, it's because it's uncomfortable to see

And it was part of the bit, i.e. say something too spicy and then pretend disown it. It didn't work out, but he clearly wasn't reacting unprompted. He said it even after some of the jokes that got decent laughs.

Reactions and laughs were clearly added in post. If you take out the laughs, his reactions to bombing make sense.

Really? I had to stop every 1-2 min to shake off all the cringyness from those jokes... what a disaster

You think a man complaining about writers and claiming only the good jokes are his own is funny? Guy's a snore

it is horrific. he can only make jokes about the Filipino accents.

Because once again, the jokes are on them. Boo hoo lmao

"Heredous"? That's not a word. Did you mean "horrendous"? That's the only word I can think of that you possibly could have meant.

@@danman6669 you are NOT better than what you think you are. i hope you remember that

@@reihanboo lol he asked a question? and he's right, thats not a word so it is a confusing comment

@@reihanboo bro he just corrected his spelling, chill out

Tbh I’m sure you’ll do better than this guy…. cheeeezzzzz

Honestly, they should get a random person off the street to host it. Would be a refreshing change

😀 sooooo True - any random person picked up from anywhere would have done it better than this guy - even without any preparation

That comment was funnier than his whole act

And you gotta be gay.

Even Jo Koy knows it's shit, and tries to blame whatever writers.

I think that was part of the sketch@@calumjones

Eh not the best. Not the worst. It's my uncle at the wedding vibe..wait..I'm an uncle..*takes notes*

LOL@@stephenrobinson8244

i think you might be full of shit

No one? Are you freaking deaf?

This is what happens when they hire based on diversity instead of merit.

@@antihypocrisy8978 He's a pretty famous comedian, so this doesnt apply here but yeah he bombed

​@@antihypocrisy8978He has pretty solid numbers tho

😂 what

A great comedian know how to stir and combat that obstacle lmao like how dave chapelle do and other great ones. This just proves his jokes aren’t anything more than copying her mom.

It's part of his routine. He was good. Not great, but good. Stop being a follower.

​@ishihayahajimagumpara9266 Dave Chappelle? Yikes. Dude is boring and always stone. Followers 101.

He just lacks charisma somehow.

I blame Ricky for being so perfect all the times

Yeah WTF. Delivery was solid and the jokes got plenty of laughs.

@@Jixzl what? most of his jokes got deadpan stares...

@@Jixzlthe laughs are edited on😭 u cant hesr the laugh track?

I found it quite funny.

Did he just host the golden globes?

@@atyrannosaurusrex and he sucked. Chapelle , Rogan, Theo, Alex Jones (kidding on that one.

@@adamchewy2284chapelle really made his host funny dissing celebrities but not like a salt burn, dirty laundries, or an insult

HE JUST GIVEN 10 DAYS , HWAT DO YOU EXPECT

​@@aimay374I expected to not throw his writers under the bus. What he did was a dick move

me but still think he’s an asshole 😭

Yisus craist the internet. YOU have pitty on a hugely successful comic in the RU-vid comments.... Oook

@@aro2103 I felt bad for him; his jokes felt so awkward and uncomfortable. Watching this legit freaked me out a bit

@@fuckenoathh Valid feelings. But I don't understand the response and freak out. I thought it was fine, laughed a couple of times, some jokes certainly didn't land, but felt more uncomfourtable by the audience being SO uptight than him.

@@aro2103 I can't control when I feel pity, it happens often and I get a sick feeling. His performance was relatively terrible considering Golden Globes is supposedly the best of the best

any chance you're talking about stan walker?

Nolan disapproved him with his look

nolan is pretentious

Nolan fucking sucks

no hes just posh and good at his job @@scienz

@@scienz He's a serious professional.

Same it's so so so awkward

FEELING TOO VAGRANT HUH? LOL

Really??? Wake up people

i know, i like jo, but im reading the comments so i dont have to look at him in his eyes while the monologue is running

I felt bad for him though. He was so nervous he had zero moisture in his mouth. Urgh I couldn't do it......neva eva!!

Well, someone had to laugh.

He’s his biggest fan.

@@MrVisde at least someone is...

He did not realize that his audience were not Filipinos.

@@gaerlan1946 I have a hard time imagining any ethnicity laughing at this tbh

and claiming they're funny right after

Maybe you didn’t watch it. They were laughing.

They were laughing 😃

they were laughing

Actually a real comedian can laugh at their own jokes and not care if anyone else is laughing..😂😂

The media was making it more scandalous than what it actually was. This was a mid performance but nothing special. [>

Good for you Karen.

This may sound a bit hypocritical, so if Ricky goes full route and does not give a damn and was able to roast celebrities, so is Jo Koy doing a similar thing i wonder why, and to be fair its some of the writers fault

@@tovolume That fact you just wrote this, proves you have no idea of talent and who is behind it. It's not even similar. It's non existent. Well done on thumbing up your own comment though.

Facts

@@tungstenanderson5991 As if your the expert who knows who's talented or not, I pointed out the hypocrisy, you can't blamed Jo Koy because he is genuinely funny when he is not scripted so he is right to blame them

Who the hell is Jo Koy? Wow, this would suck to have to watch this in some nursing home somewhere.

There is nothing wrong with comedians addressing a joke not landing. Just don't let it be a nationally televised event seen by millions.

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Nonsense you just need to address it in a funny way instead of making it worse

He even forced the audience to laugh lol. Cringy af

Carson did it all the time

It’s more artificial than the laughing in The Big Bang Theory

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The question is does she deserve to win

i love her even more! Selena was amazed that Meryl Streep went with that “wakanda forever” haha

@@awnyca4077 Have you Seen her work? She “brings it” Every Time. Just like VIOLA, who came After her. Neither of them are responsible for the circumstances of their birth. And neither of them “slept” their way to success, either. Just saying.

A lot of that audience could haven taken a page from her Book. Total Class. And it is Free.🫡

too much pressure from the Filipino fan base really got him too nervous to be funny. it became too my much of a Filipino pride thing.

I don’t think most of these people are his peers, most of these people are famous and talented.

❤️‍🔥 ​@@ChrisInScotland

DUG@@CrankyComrade

Truly one of the performances of all time

DUH ARROGANT PEOPLE@@ChrisInScotland

jokoy❤

They're always like that. Some of them take themselves way too seriously.

The batteries were running low

All of that with a bit of, "And who is this guy"??

Celebrities never laugh. They're scared they might laugh at something offensive then they get cancelled then their career is fucked.

wait what

The devil wears prada

Just focus on the piano snowflake! 😂

@@damndorothea At the Oscars when Emily Blunt and Anne Hatheway presented Best Costume Design

Which I thought Meryl was really cool for doing that! She’s humble and likes to enjoy herself! Jo Koy was performing to an audience that don’t know him but somehow managed to get Meryl Streep comfortable enough to play along and she was okay with that! If she wasn’t enjoying herself then you’d get looks like Ryan Gosling did when Jo joked about Barbie, dude was not happy about being talked about. But Meryl was cool with it so what’s the big deal??!

I'm only 1 minute in and it already feels iffy 😭

That’s when it really starts bombing too. That Barbie joke…. Woof lol

fr and Im a huge Jokoy fan, and I was like oh no here we go.. but I enjoyed it and i think the audience did to

After passing the 3minute video, he actually redeemed himself. He did ok but its truly a bad start

He gets racist after a while, so don't feel too bad for him

It reaffirmed your fear?

OK

That's the difference between a talented comic and this guy.

no. this is what makes a comedian good. you don't just plow through and ignore the audience.

Jokes?

@@rmleider since when does this make a comic good? So, you have writers make jokes for you and when they don’t land, you throw them under the bus? In front of everyone during the actual event?

i wish you best of luck with your recovery from retardation

I know his face but not his name.

Now everybody knows who he is ❤❤❤

Now everybody knows him. Love Jo Koy. Can’t wait for his 2 upcoming Netflix specials!

I've never heard of him before either.

​@@marsoh6102I love him but damn I felt so bad for him because everybody's right most of that room did not know who he was plus oh my God it felt so cringey anytime he got on the stage and I love this guy a lot this definitely was not for him

I love him he makes me scream laughing 😮

If it was a laugh track, then they had it turned down way too low!

HEY THEY ARE LAIGHING LOOK AT ROBERT DE NIRO HE IS LAUGHING SO MUCH TO THE JOKE OF JOKOY

Are we watching the same show? They’re laughing.

When the camera is put on a specific unsmiling person, and you hear other people laughing, that tells you that the cameraperson chose to focus on people who didn't like the jokes. It's like when Elia Kazan got his honorary Oscar; some people probably think of it as the night that Ed Harris refused to clap for Kazan or stand up... in fact, quite a few people refused to stand for Kazan, but the cameraperson chose to focus Ed Harris (and Amy Madigan) to save Kazan embarrassment. Don't allow yourself to be so easily manipulated.

@773SleepyHollow nah there are a lot of times that we hear "laughter" but you can clearly see from his face that aint nobody laughing.

@llMorningStarll It’s a public comment section - it is quite literally here to share opinions. If the opinions aren’t to your liking, then that’s your problem, not mine.

@llMorningStarll Pull yourself together darling, if you’re going to cry over an opinion you don’t like, you shouldn’t be on the internet.

@llMorningStarll You are a morron. That's an insult.

At least he had the guts to take on the job.. have anyone to suggest next time around?

what u talking about they are laughing! are u deaf!! 😅😅😅

I don't like it either

Is it because Jokoy is Asian and not famous enough ?

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You've HOSTED an Award Show? 😅

I know I can relate to him. When I did it a couple years ago it sucked!

For the two others that commented on this negatively Jo Koy is a comedian and performer obviously regular people couldn’t do it but being critical of the performance is ok when it’s trash

You’d think someone who is a professional standup comedian, who’s been doing it for 20 years, would have prepared ahead even if it is just 10 days. I feel like I would have met with the writers and grinded in those 10 days to come up with some easy and safe one liners. Or at the very least, asked the writers to send me their jokes so I could review them before showtime.

Yeah you're right, it really wasn't thaaat bad... Wasn't great either mind

I completely agree with this

the worse part was him throwing his writers under the bus

@@TheShriekingPortrait Where they belonged. Should have given him some Notice. He would have “punched up” his own performance. He didn’t have to take their “Hail Mary Plea” to begin with. The Real Pros understood, and went with it. They paid a lot of money for those tickets and outfits. (And a some need the Exposure for their own projects.) Nothing like knowing from whence you came. js I noticed even the so-called “Stars” made a bee-line to the Entertainment Reporters.

I think it's okay that he said it. Even if it's a fact, it actually became part of the joke. The problem is some people took it too seriously. 😅 It was meant to be funny guys 🤣

What's the time stamp?

Time stamp please

3:26 holy crap I missed this the first time thank you for pointing it out lmao

Emma stone too 😂

Harrison Ford is funny as hell to me

Yeah it was worse. News outlets don't want people to stop watching these terrible awards shows.

Jo koy did well...was it just the race?

RACIST CROWD BECAUSE HE'S ONLY HALF WHITE BUT IF HE WERE JUST WHITE THEY WOULD LAUGH IT OFF AND EMBRACED HIM SYSTEMIC RACISM FROM PHONY CROWD WHO PLAYS MADE UP CHARACTERS HIS JOKES WERE REAL AND SWIFT QUEEN OF THE PHONIES WAS OFFENDED GROW UP AND GROW A PAIR!!! THESE PPL EXISTS IN THEIR MADE UP WORLDS JO KOY IS A REAL PERSON WITH REAL STRUGGLES AND MAKES PPL LAUGH THE REAL PPL LIKE YOU AND ME REMEMBER THAT THE MAJORITY OF PPL ARE REAL THIS CROWD ARE MADE UP LIVES IN THEIR MADE UP CHARACTERS AND WORLD COMMON SENSE....

he is a total looser @@edwindaoa9176

How much material could you write in a week? Also, don't forget all the prep work hosts have to do. He maybe had 3 days to write.

@@edwindaoa9176What race ?

I knew I shouldn't have clicked that.

I caught that. He regretted right after doing it. He is no Jim carrey

We all died inside when he did that 😂.

He's a comedian. There's no way you think this guy who has done tours and shows is somehow starstruck and tucked his tail. He's joking, it's an act 😂

😂😂😂😂😂

I dunno where u get that from. Im listening more than watching and I keep hearing laughter and applause and its past 5 minutes

@@MissEssence78They probably add fake laughters on it because it looks terrible…

Imagine people being uptight about a Barbie joke. It was an excellent joke btw.

Tbh i think that was the only one i liked, it was still a bit awkward but he ruined all the other slightly funny ones by either apologising or saying he didn’t write the joke

Yep. The engine cuts out after the Barbie booby joke. And then plunges to the ground with the 'all white people' angle, and then explodes in flames with the DeNiro banter. Oh boy. And then he throws everyone else under the bus. Too much fan boying too.

Well 10 days isn't long and maybe the writers jokes weren't funny. It's ok to call it out if that's the case.

I felt so uncomfortable for Jo Coy but at the same time I’m thinking some of these actors have no sense of humor. But if you put on a placed interview they turn into something they’re not. Very dry crowd

​@@elchapojr6219He's just plain unfunny and awkward.

you are just plain dumb, you don't hear those laughters?

@@user-ms7ez6tu7b no he just makes you cringe I love it get out of your comfort zone

​@@user-ms7ez6tu7bmost uninformed take ever when he sells out all his venues 😭 the stuck up celebrities won't thank you for saying his unfunny yknow

How do you know he is even saying the truth or joking about it? 😂

@@marsoh6102following a year plagued by a very impactful writers strike I think joking your writers let you down with bad material would be in extremely poor taste. Although you could be right in which case just more poorly based humor.

Doesn't matter - isn't funny either way and rather tacky​@marsoh6102

@@marsoh6102true, either way he needs confidence

@@zserbs2326 you know he’s joking right?😂

so did i

Same

i love telling lies

u must be drunk

idiot says what?

It's one of them that a lot of people have seen

Although, not entirely. I couldn’t get through the whole thing.

Best or worst?

😂 ditto

That's an achievement. I could not

Nice one! That's a far better joke than anything that Jo Koy came up with!👏

OUCH! 😂