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Joe and Theo Von Try Jujimufu's Smelling Salts 

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Taken from JRE #1731 w/Theo Von:
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@Fancy.Frog.
@Fancy.Frog. 2 года назад
Joe: "They do this before they lift." Theo: "Lift what?!? The universe?!? Their futures!?!"
@zacharyjune7510
@zacharyjune7510 2 года назад
HE SAID THAT
@chetruane
@chetruane 2 года назад
@@zacharyjune7510 THAT'S WHAT HE SAID
@kevindube7096
@kevindube7096 2 года назад
Yoooooo I heard that too! Thought I was the only one
@JonnyOpinionated
@JonnyOpinionated 2 года назад
Lift a rolled suburban off your child?
@gojira444
@gojira444 2 года назад
did you type this out for the deaf?
@ClaraBowInThisLight
@ClaraBowInThisLight Год назад
Joe: “is it safe to open it in this room” Theo: *already chewing off the plastic*
@bradley3549
@bradley3549 Год назад
I caught that moment where he was bout to use those chompers to pull that plastic off and his brain hit a reset. Theo is brave but he ain't stupid. LOL.
@drewcee_
@drewcee_ Год назад
😂🤣💀💀💀
@SrFrancia0
@SrFrancia0 10 месяцев назад
​@@bradley3549Lmao good catch 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AustinHibblerComedy
@AustinHibblerComedy Месяц назад
I decided to try smelling salts after watching this and wow they’re powerful 😂 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-DMKOv-2dk1I.htmlsi=fsU-z0sr4VCgclT_
@willypete5506
@willypete5506 2 года назад
“That’s something you buy at a Nelly concert” theo might be one of the most casually funny people I’ve ever watched on a podcast
@jacklaz8234
@jacklaz8234 2 года назад
love theo but ms pat makes piss myself laughing
@g29000
@g29000 Год назад
@@jacklaz8234 come on bruh
@brandenclayton6346
@brandenclayton6346 Год назад
That Nelly line made me randomly snort. Theo is a new kind of nonchalant comic genius!
@Nandoswitharando
@Nandoswitharando Год назад
Shit doesn’t even make sense lol he just saying random shit
@duhJaank
@duhJaank Год назад
Came looking for this comment lmao
@canadaeast8358
@canadaeast8358 Год назад
I love how Theo Immediately says can I try one 😂
@Fungimane
@Fungimane Год назад
Bro misses coke
@Bwelrick
@Bwelrick Год назад
@@Fungimane ITS AMMONIA
@user-xu4xj2cd2j
@user-xu4xj2cd2j 11 месяцев назад
Yeah that's really funny 😮
@InJusticeWon
@InJusticeWon 2 года назад
"And we're live"-Theo's inner cokehead came back out for a little bit.
@dankybongblunttree9634
@dankybongblunttree9634 2 года назад
💀💀💀
@MarcelHoskins
@MarcelHoskins 2 года назад
🤣🤣
@KirbyJ89
@KirbyJ89 2 года назад
Nah that’s some sniffin crystal shit right there 😂
@slipknotmfkr3
@slipknotmfkr3 2 года назад
100 percent lmao
@Fishin480
@Fishin480 2 года назад
his face and that had me dead lol
@jackhartmann1084
@jackhartmann1084 2 года назад
"Take a hit jamie, you're an adult" had me crying
@siberwolf33
@siberwolf33 2 года назад
I thumbs upped no other comment. Yours did it.
@1neomonkey
@1neomonkey 2 года назад
Virgin lungs.
@velvetthunder3856
@velvetthunder3856 2 года назад
Peer pressure
@Mimeniia
@Mimeniia 2 года назад
@@velvetthunder3856 Gets the innocent all the time
@westernrev9628
@westernrev9628 2 года назад
What did he mean with that lol?
@thesonsoftx6897
@thesonsoftx6897 Год назад
"That's something you buy at a Nelly Concert." That is such an amazing joke.
@jerkkub
@jerkkub Год назад
I dont get it
@ExploringJ
@ExploringJ Год назад
@@jerkkub all the kids watching Nelly are too young to drink and smoke so they smell salts... 10/10 joke on the fly
@stevenhicks8159
@stevenhicks8159 Год назад
Back in 2017 Nelly came to camp cassey/Hovey south Korea he showed up late and didn't sing instead he played his music while his backup dancers danced. it was a horrible time mostly because of it being Nelly but also because the bar at the gateway club charged more for drinks.
@pablo8ight-0ne-8ight2
@pablo8ight-0ne-8ight2 Год назад
1:40 theo was about to bite the plastic off then said "nah maybe not" 😂😂
@kabundio2420
@kabundio2420 11 месяцев назад
Xd
@Seamonkey292
@Seamonkey292 2 года назад
I love how Joe is almost afraid of it and Theo is like a kid on Christmas morning busy opening it 15sec after getting it 😂😂😂
@anubis2k4
@anubis2k4 2 года назад
💯% 😂😂
@Fishin480
@Fishin480 2 года назад
He that trouble maker smile. Love seeing it in Theo but it usually ends in trouble lol addict tendencies coming out. It’s that feeling your about to do something naughty and get some joy from it.
@yourdadsotherfamily3530
@yourdadsotherfamily3530 2 года назад
That’s those dark artssss in him’
@zephyrwinkle6552
@zephyrwinkle6552 2 года назад
It's in rock form!
@GregoryGodfear
@GregoryGodfear 2 года назад
Theo von is such a funny dingbat
@kingape1572
@kingape1572 2 года назад
Joe - "Its smelling salts" Theo- "can I try one" Theo is a legend. Had me dead 💀 🤣 😂
@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat
@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat 2 года назад
They usually come in little breakable capsule things , so you snap the capsule and sprays some out ,as if you’d broken a glow stick by a accident as a child lol anyway I know this because In Canada lots of hockey players use them before a big match’s. Look up NHL smelling salts. It’s pretty funny guys will break one and share the capsule with team mates right before they go on the ice while on live multinational TV 😂🇨🇦
@littlejackalo5326
@littlejackalo5326 2 года назад
@@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat that is about 10x weaker. Those are glass vials surrounded by a layer of cotton balls, to prevent the glass vial from being broken inadvertently, sheathed in a later of Tyvek (PE textile) to prevent the broken glass cutting the person breaking the vial. It is a liquid, that is meant to soak the cotton and diffuse through the Tyvek. These solid smelling salts are almost pure anhydrous ammonium carbonate crystals. They turn into pure ammonia when the moisture in the air hits them. The liquid in the capsules is around a 15-20% ammonia solution in a carrier solvent of ethanol. (Source: medical smelling salts MSDS) and the ammonia from the crystals is diffused into the air much quicker than the ammonia in the capsules that needs to change phase into a gas due to the volatility of the ethanol. So the crystals hit you much harder than the vial/capsule type. Even though it's a 15-20% solution vs a 100% solution, the mechanism of delivery is much stronger for the crystals than the 5-6x stronger you would think it would be.
@gps9715
@gps9715 2 года назад
@@littlejackalo5326 Wow, good info.
@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat
@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat 2 года назад
@@littlejackalo5326 you should write some essays for me since you clearly enjoy googling things, and re wording it in paragraph form to sound like you already knew the subject. I’ll send my email if your interested on my offer
@grimmes1890
@grimmes1890 2 года назад
Theo seemed like he liked it
@fluffythenut4615
@fluffythenut4615 Год назад
“That’s a whole bag of native American right there” 💀
@betosgarage
@betosgarage Год назад
😂😂😂
@yeeticus_maximus9616
@yeeticus_maximus9616 Год назад
Like bro what does that even mean😂
@8thWunduh
@8thWunduh Год назад
Joe: Visibly disgusted and coughing before opening the bag Theo: “Can I try one?” 🥺
@DailyWorkoutEnjoyer
@DailyWorkoutEnjoyer Год назад
Bro I've never seen that emoji 😂
@8thWunduh
@8thWunduh Год назад
@@DailyWorkoutEnjoyer 😂
@MrSmashley1989
@MrSmashley1989 2 года назад
Jamie: "the warning says don't smell it more than a couple of times a day" Theo: "Heheheheheheh"
@jeremylecocq826
@jeremylecocq826 2 года назад
😂killed me too
@Competitive_Antagonist
@Competitive_Antagonist 2 года назад
They're not even describing it. Is it just really stimulating, or does it smell like crap?
@feelinghealingfrequences7179
@feelinghealingfrequences7179 2 года назад
smells like ammonia or old fashion window cleaner
@user-zb4lp1rg5u
@user-zb4lp1rg5u 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@vegetasayianmcanon6199
@vegetasayianmcanon6199 2 года назад
@*☆MOMOKIMI☆(人 •͈ᴗ•͈)* loser
@Michael-ei5hg
@Michael-ei5hg 2 года назад
No amount of money could have paid for better advertising for Jujimufu’s smelling salts than this 😂
@DrBootyPounda
@DrBootyPounda Год назад
Too right
@Jimbo-90
@Jimbo-90 Год назад
True, I’ve heard of smelling salts but no brand name. Now I’m after some jujimufus smelling salts haha can I get them in the U.K.?
@corneliusthecrowtamer1937
@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 Год назад
Yep I've always stuck to Nose Tork but I gotta try a bottle of this stuff now
@jdub7552
@jdub7552 Год назад
is there actually a market for this?
@rickandbrandonshow
@rickandbrandonshow Год назад
@@jdub7552 yeah in the sports world it’s pretty widely used. Lifting is prob the main thing. They used to use spelling salts to wake football players up after being knocked out or a fighter
@clarkecorvo2692
@clarkecorvo2692 Год назад
"before they lift the fkin universe or lift their future?" im dead
@yvonaamariaa
@yvonaamariaa Год назад
Totally DEAD I mean...passed AWAY!!!!!!!!
@futureboy2328
@futureboy2328 Год назад
“Get a hit Jamie ur gonna be fine ur a adult” hahahahaha Theo is so funny
@MultiEMitchell
@MultiEMitchell Год назад
I read this as he said it lol
@foley3026
@foley3026 Год назад
@@MultiEMitchell so did I lmfao
@mikeschafer4440
@mikeschafer4440 10 месяцев назад
Same haha
@tyriordan
@tyriordan 10 месяцев назад
@@MultiEMitchell me too 😂
@m123g
@m123g 2 года назад
"That's something you buy at a nelly concert" - Theo Von Lmao
@michelleryan6002
@michelleryan6002 2 года назад
I just worked security at a Nelly concert Saturday.. he ain’t wrong.
@hortiez
@hortiez 2 года назад
Lol
@vitohov8824
@vitohov8824 2 года назад
I don’t get black jokes. Can you explain it to me for an 60 year old guy
@ElectronicGamingChannel
@ElectronicGamingChannel 2 года назад
"Like woah nelly"
@marewmpinge419
@marewmpinge419 2 года назад
@@vitohov8824 I assume this has to do with his music video "tip drill". It was basically an adult film and was highly ridiculed. So I guess it has to do with 'dirty sex air' lol
@tmzz3609
@tmzz3609 2 года назад
Joe: "It's in plastic. Were scared of opening it" Theo: looking like a kid with candy
@brittanym2080
@brittanym2080 2 года назад
Elon Musk meets Alex Jones! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-peUgoAttMHI.html It’s hilarious!! 😂 👽
@psychonautpupildiallater7734
@psychonautpupildiallater7734 2 года назад
And immediately starts cracking it open like its Christmas!
@wellnesportstore9519
@wellnesportstore9519 2 года назад
@@brittanym2080 no its just funny....theo with joe is hilarious
@HitLeftistsWithHammers
@HitLeftistsWithHammers 2 года назад
As he tries to wrestle the bottle open 😆
@woozey2168
@woozey2168 2 года назад
Theo considered opening the plastic with his teeth. I stg
@jdmort735
@jdmort735 Год назад
I’m in college and one of my buddies is a lifter, he’d pass his bottle around and everyone would take a good whiff. It was absolutely hilarious to see drunk reactions. I believe that night someone took a whiff then ran through his roommates door.
@slumped378
@slumped378 Год назад
Hell fuckin yea
@sturrrdy
@sturrrdy Год назад
sounds like a fckin night
@Catty_Wampus4610
@Catty_Wampus4610 Год назад
HAHA
@Earthbound24
@Earthbound24 Год назад
Sounds like poppers.
@SeanLamar-ob2tc
@SeanLamar-ob2tc Год назад
Sounds like bath salt.
@oldkingcrow777
@oldkingcrow777 Год назад
Theo's genuine shock made me laugh so hard I rewound 5 times. "They do that right before they lift" "What?!"
@philtorrez4198
@philtorrez4198 Год назад
The universe?
@sirsmokeefortwence25
@sirsmokeefortwence25 2 года назад
Theo Von is the perfect guy to do smelling salts with. Lmao
@sirsmokeefortwence25
@sirsmokeefortwence25 2 года назад
I've done smelling salts btw and also bath salts. Woof. 🤣
@A2G999
@A2G999 2 года назад
My brain hurts for him
@CaptAwesumNo1Zone
@CaptAwesumNo1Zone 2 года назад
Theo likes it
@bobbosworld6795
@bobbosworld6795 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@OrbiTiZZeD
@OrbiTiZZeD 2 года назад
I wanna see Joey Diaz next
@gehrigrunyan1073
@gehrigrunyan1073 2 года назад
“Take a hit Jamie you’ll be fine you’re an adult”😭😭😭
@tchiikayed5929
@tchiikayed5929 2 года назад
Training day vibe haha
@siriusleigh24
@siriusleigh24 2 года назад
Hit a take adult, be you'll fine, an Jamie you're.
@BubbahBacon
@BubbahBacon 2 года назад
Jamie- is it worse then that drink? Joe-….yeah Then proceeds to give him a hit 😂😂😂
@REJZR-FRZM
@REJZR-FRZM Год назад
@@siriusleigh24 Holy shit u just made me laugh like a madman
@kamiskool3
@kamiskool3 Год назад
No. Jamie is always young.
@rfcocola123
@rfcocola123 2 года назад
"That's something you buy at a Nelly concert." - Theo. He is the king of randomness. Love it!!
@dalemcmahon4130
@dalemcmahon4130 Год назад
I’m convinced Theo’s brain works differently . No other human would mention a Nelly concert when talking about bath salts 😂
@sabereaseera1384
@sabereaseera1384 Год назад
These are very different from bath salts
@kapoink835
@kapoink835 Год назад
Average listening comprehension ability of a Joe Rogan fan
@haydenphipps4923
@haydenphipps4923 Год назад
@@sabereaseera1384 idkkk mannn. Last time I snorted my bath salts it did the same thing!
@beckyhobbs8203
@beckyhobbs8203 Год назад
His brain is absolutely on a different wavelength and i love it.
@OrgzmicFear
@OrgzmicFear Год назад
@@kapoink835This is just an assumption, so don’t come after me. So you don’t like Joe Rogan, but you came to this video and found this comment just to shit on JRE fans? You’re wild if that’s the case 😂
@jujimufu
@jujimufu 2 года назад
AHHH!!!
@ratiodeez9297
@ratiodeez9297 2 года назад
The sniffer himself
@successfulusername
@successfulusername 2 года назад
Oh shit…. Here he is…..
@GurlsiLike
@GurlsiLike 2 года назад
Why is there so little likes here
@successfulusername
@successfulusername 2 года назад
@@GurlsiLike ya no kidding.
@Ethan-Relearning-Movement
@Ethan-Relearning-Movement 2 года назад
So happy for you Juji! Very pleased things got this far since Rob mentioned you in his appearance.
@simp_slayer8103
@simp_slayer8103 2 года назад
*joe shaking erratically* “No Jamie you should take a hit; it’s not that bad”
@montyrmusic3156
@montyrmusic3156 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@goodlove9421
@goodlove9421 2 года назад
Elon Musk Meets Alex Jones! ⬇️ ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-peUgoAttMHI.html It’s hilarious!! 😂 👽
@bobdebuilda3877
@bobdebuilda3877 2 года назад
I wonder if anyone is sniffing that between rounds at the ufc
@digitalhippie2336
@digitalhippie2336 2 года назад
@@bobdebuilda3877 DC does
@onslaughtmma5110
@onslaughtmma5110 2 года назад
Jamie peer pressured into drugs at work
@the3rdid485
@the3rdid485 Год назад
Theo handled that so easily. He isn't joking when he says he's been through some shit lol.
@ajmax93
@ajmax93 Год назад
"And then smiling at someone after, that's my favorite thing to do" Theo is such a great character
@TimWing23
@TimWing23 2 года назад
Alex Jones: "They're putting chemicals in the smelling salts to make the friggin Power Lifters gay!!"
@joshyc2006
@joshyc2006 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@grunt9131
@grunt9131 2 года назад
When Alex Jones speaks people should listen.. or you'll be behind the curb cuz you'll find out it's true in about five years
@shawnj4554
@shawnj4554 2 года назад
WEVE GOT THE DOCUMENTS
@HoomerbirdG2
@HoomerbirdG2 2 года назад
It’s entirely possible
@Killerbee_McTitties
@Killerbee_McTitties 2 года назад
nah, those have always been gay, even back in ancient greece.
@Yessiree78
@Yessiree78 2 года назад
Joe has never, in the history of ever, caught and appreciated any of Theo’s one liners. Which I find the funniest.
@aaroncollins3373
@aaroncollins3373 2 года назад
That’s something you buy at a Nelly concert😆
@HappyAccident06
@HappyAccident06 2 года назад
After the last ep I'm kinda thinking that Joe is in on it... surely
@ashleyferrar5276
@ashleyferrar5276 2 года назад
Exhibit A ?
@williamcozart8158
@williamcozart8158 2 года назад
"buy that at a Nelly concert.."
@positron_music
@positron_music 2 года назад
🎶dashing thru the woods🎶 Joe missed that one
@Peter-zg3em
@Peter-zg3em Год назад
you used to be able to use these in fights. your corner used to be able to scoop you up off of the canvas if the bell rang, drag you to your stool unconscious, revive you with salts, and send you out there. lots of the miraculous comebacks in boxing were influenced in some way by smelling salts. both guys could get them and in that regard they didn't provide an advantage until you were hurt and needed revival. call it a comeback mechanic and surely a way to get your guys hurt or killed.
@ssj9devil
@ssj9devil Год назад
mercy revive in the middle of a teamfight be like
@yasminister2011
@yasminister2011 Год назад
I think I remember it from the Rocky movies!
@GeomancerHT
@GeomancerHT Год назад
That's how you get permanent brain damage!
@DankManPlays
@DankManPlays Год назад
@@GeomancerHT It's not strong enough to do that. All it does is shock the shit out of your nervous system and get your adrenaline flowing. You'd have to breath nothing but the ammonia in if you wanted to actually hurt yourself
@jinx5349
@jinx5349 Год назад
@@DankManPlays I think he meant being forced to fight again when you are already at your limit by using salt. Hence, taking more damage than your body can handle. Damage from the fight and not the salt.
@mate53
@mate53 2 года назад
"They smell these salts before they lift..." "Lift WHAT dude!?" Gotta love Theo.
@Nick1253
@Nick1253 2 года назад
"their futures?" Had me dead
@2swole4u74
@2swole4u74 2 года назад
Or a Travis scott show .. Ayyyy to soon
@diji5071
@diji5071 2 года назад
"The fuckin universe!?"
@goodlove9421
@goodlove9421 2 года назад
Elon Musk Meets Alex Jones! ⬇️ ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-peUgoAttMHI.html It’s hilarious!! 😂 👽
@ShawnFX
@ShawnFX 2 года назад
@@2swole4u74 FK travis scott, glad him and that clown drake are getting sued
@inthedeadhours
@inthedeadhours 2 года назад
"You shouldn't smell it more than a couple times a day" Theo: *face in the package furiously sniffing*
@c9hr0ni4c
@c9hr0ni4c 2 года назад
you heard him almost say at one point, when Joe and Young Jamie were bitching, "I'm ready for another one" but stopped before he finished saying it lmao
@inthedeadhours
@inthedeadhours 2 года назад
@@c9hr0ni4c 🤣
@wobblysauce
@wobblysauce 2 года назад
This is some JoeyDiaz type of stuff.
@MossB87
@MossB87 2 года назад
The man has an addicts brain he just gravitates towards anything that’s gonna get him feeling different
@gaslighterr
@gaslighterr 2 года назад
2:53 smelling salts had him lookin like robert de niro
@balloony2850
@balloony2850 2 года назад
Theo is a mad man, instantly wanted to get addicted lol
@Psycho-Complex
@Psycho-Complex 2 года назад
Bobby Lee was exactly the same.
@marccelin9627
@marccelin9627 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ZlCfTKzsOds.html breaking...Jeff Bezos caught on Camera
@sumuqh
@sumuqh 2 года назад
We all like the madman
@perfectionist.
@perfectionist. 2 года назад
@MMA vs BOXING 😐i dont know.
@jaacobo938
@jaacobo938 2 года назад
@@Psycho-Complex yes he was!!
@Splathew
@Splathew 2 года назад
Theo's stand up is solid but doing stuff like these is when he really shines.
@davidkymdell452
@davidkymdell452 2 года назад
Saw him in Sydney a couple years back. I way prefer his off the cuff stuff
@wuskers
@wuskers 2 года назад
Not a fan of his comedy.
@jacksimmons2441
@jacksimmons2441 2 года назад
He’s funniest when he doesn’t think about what he’s saying
@OoO-rf2gt
@OoO-rf2gt 2 года назад
Yall crazy, this man a genius.
@tylerflatt5351
@tylerflatt5351 2 года назад
His standup is pretty bad. But he’s the funniest when he’s just being himself
@kccutter5869
@kccutter5869 2 года назад
Theo is so underrated and hilarious . By far my fave person
@jorgegarcia1278
@jorgegarcia1278 Год назад
As a powerlifter, a lot of us use it. But not everyone.
@JJMaher1
@JJMaher1 2 года назад
Theo hitting that shit like a champ
@biohead66
@biohead66 2 года назад
@@caramel_______9413 I got AIDS there!
@JBLegitttt
@JBLegitttt 2 года назад
Chichi get the yayo
@acidfruitloops
@acidfruitloops 2 года назад
WTF is this trash thread LOL
@loganrogers1071
@loganrogers1071 2 года назад
I love how Theo acting like he just did a recreational drug 😂 “yeah that was great thank you” “we didn’t even get any of the rock out”
@allstopblue5717
@allstopblue5717 2 года назад
“Thank you” was the best response ever to that shit, lol
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 2 года назад
I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear logan
@peterpieterssen36
@peterpieterssen36 2 года назад
@UCWTgYlza_NGzR1UbMooxHdw ay get yo silly shi outta here
@peedfarded
@peedfarded 2 года назад
@@AxxLAfriku You good homie? Talk to us.
@lukekonopka1344
@lukekonopka1344 2 года назад
@@AxxLAfriku sounds like you meed to lay off them smelling salts
@chronicwizdom8638
@chronicwizdom8638 Год назад
*Jamie* : "the bottle says don't smell it more then a couple times a day" *theo* : already 2 sniffs in 😂😂
@Migecolombia
@Migecolombia 4 месяца назад
Jamie: "The warning says don't smell it more than a couple times a day" Theo: *Giggling as he definitely plans to smell it more than a couple times*
@UMadBro13
@UMadBro13 2 года назад
“That’s something you buy at a Nelly concert” this doesn’t even make sense but I can’t stop laughing. Theo never had to learn timing man it’s just in him
@puccimane1017
@puccimane1017 2 года назад
shit killed me
@wolf7el356
@wolf7el356 2 года назад
That's the gist of the brilliance of Theo... The majority of his one liners & references are complete non sequiturs & mean absolutley nothing at all, but they're so random & absurd its insanely hilarious.
@dannyc7227
@dannyc7227 2 года назад
Yes! His subtleness and timing is amazing/hilarious
@K4ZUY4MISHM4
@K4ZUY4MISHM4 2 года назад
He's saying this is like a bootleg illicit drug you'd find at a rap concert. Made complete sense
@jamiehicks8971
@jamiehicks8971 2 года назад
@@K4ZUY4MISHM4 I sort of thought Nelly has turned pretty boring… so you’d need these to keep you awake.
@abennett
@abennett 2 года назад
Theo: “This is something you buy at a Nelly concert.” 😂
@jakeflory007
@jakeflory007 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@karlbingham920
@karlbingham920 2 года назад
That line killed me 😆
@somarvitor
@somarvitor 2 года назад
Along with some tattooed hamps, boyyyy
@wincocinco12
@wincocinco12 2 года назад
or a r kelly one back in the day
@bleezii
@bleezii 2 года назад
And no one else caught that!
@arandomcommoner4737
@arandomcommoner4737 2 года назад
Who noticed Theo trying to open the bottle and was about to use his teeth lmfao he is a man of culture
@EMOPRODUCTIONSMW
@EMOPRODUCTIONSMW Год назад
Joe being worried for the people in the room and opening it.. and theo just going "nahh bud we can handle some.." fucking sent me lmfaooo
@Opt1685
@Opt1685 2 года назад
Love how Joe is so disgusted of the smelling salts, and Theo just dives right in like "yeahhh lets go"
@bobert8125
@bobert8125 2 года назад
"can I try one?"
@aaronenglish5929
@aaronenglish5929 2 года назад
Oh, yea, Joe was so disgusted of smelling salts that he passed them around while fondly reminiscing about passed huffing experiences. At least Theo knows he's a rebooted Jeff Spicoli. Joe by contrast is completely insulated from reality and has zero self awareness.
@hampustornros
@hampustornros 2 года назад
Ammonia makes me straight up vomit. I couldn't handle that at all.
@imthetube44
@imthetube44 2 года назад
Aaaaaaaand we’re live
@PepeNuclear
@PepeNuclear 2 года назад
@@aaronenglish5929 What are you even talking about?
@NicksStrengthandPower
@NicksStrengthandPower 2 года назад
Shoutout to Juji!
@camacho7347
@camacho7347 2 года назад
Love your content bro, rip Shawn Rhoden
@nobodyspecialfromkentucky
@nobodyspecialfromkentucky 2 года назад
Drug addict
@donkeypuncher
@donkeypuncher 2 года назад
comment spam
@johnnykarate_SweepLeg
@johnnykarate_SweepLeg 2 года назад
Shoutout to plugging your own channel 🤟🏻🙄👎🏻
@clueless4085
@clueless4085 2 года назад
NSP tha GOAT
@jimmydrury2429
@jimmydrury2429 Год назад
Man these are two of my favorite humans breathing today, they make me laugh and smile in a way that's just crazy, so grateful to get to listen to them talk shit 😁
@denniskloster9013
@denniskloster9013 7 месяцев назад
1:32 Nah bro we can handle some, got me laughing
@matthewowen5478
@matthewowen5478 2 года назад
Theo is the product of being naturally funny and witty. "And we're live" lmao
@timc4765
@timc4765 2 года назад
Yea it wasn't that funny, something a corny uncle would say. Pretty hack tbh
@matthewowen5478
@matthewowen5478 2 года назад
@@timc4765 The great thing about humor is everyone can have their own opinion and none of them are invalid. I'm not here on RU-vid to argue negative opinions.
@spacecrimebeatz
@spacecrimebeatz 2 года назад
I love that Theo just kept a positive attitude towards the salts “I like it” “Sometimes i hit a marker”😂💀
@matthewowen5478
@matthewowen5478 2 года назад
@@spacecrimebeatz LOL agreed. He's always down for anything at least once lol
@lootbox9465
@lootbox9465 2 года назад
@@timc4765 edgy as fuck
@Goy_1Da
@Goy_1Da 2 года назад
Jamie: “WAFT IT, do NOT sniff it” Theo sticks his nose in bottle and snorts.
@derekhakeem8
@derekhakeem8 2 года назад
Lmao 🤣
@DVO54
@DVO54 2 года назад
What is wafting
@joshuatorres6625
@joshuatorres6625 2 года назад
@@DVO54 It’s when you wave/fan the scent towards your face
@biguprochester
@biguprochester 2 года назад
He’s been through some things boy
@watdafxup85
@watdafxup85 2 года назад
Lmao
@adampezzuolo5618
@adampezzuolo5618 2 года назад
6:09 I love when Theo hits you out of nowhere with one of his crazy ass stories
@simonofthesnowfield
@simonofthesnowfield 6 месяцев назад
‘Wow’ ‘And we’re live’ ‘No bud we can handle some’ Theo kills me haha
@Behindthejab
@Behindthejab 2 года назад
“I will do a couple of these bitches, I’ve been through some things”. Theo is awesome
@Izzy-lk4sl
@Izzy-lk4sl 2 года назад
Nearly everything he says is hilarious
@Projectpat0589
@Projectpat0589 2 года назад
Literally dove right in didn’t give a fuck
@supremesloth105
@supremesloth105 2 года назад
Even when shit isn’t funny, he knows how to make the most mundane sentences sound like a comedy bit.
@SwitchbackGuitars
@SwitchbackGuitars 2 года назад
Jamie saved a life. Theo was about to shake a couple rocks into his hand and chew them up before Jamie said you’re not supposed to take it out of the bottle.
@AshTheStash
@AshTheStash 2 года назад
Lol no.?
@therealone086
@therealone086 2 года назад
For real! He was excited
@bozbozman1575
@bozbozman1575 2 года назад
Theo was on his third huff when joe warned him not more than 2 a day
@heavyballs8458
@heavyballs8458 2 года назад
Can’t save stupid
@joshspicer4615
@joshspicer4615 8 месяцев назад
Take a ride on that hitter!😂🤣
@konsta6367
@konsta6367 2 года назад
That salt gave theo a factory reset
@RighteousBrother
@RighteousBrother 2 года назад
"That's a whole bag of native American!" 😂
@sumuqh
@sumuqh 2 года назад
I lost it 🤣
@gdubya83
@gdubya83 2 года назад
@@caramel_______9413 cow tails?
@stn7172
@stn7172 2 года назад
Lol what he mean by that
@dayoonman3264
@dayoonman3264 2 года назад
@@stn7172 the smell of 100 million decaying corpses genocided in the western hemisphere
@ChicanoOne760
@ChicanoOne760 2 года назад
@@dayoonman3264 the smell of 1000 violated treaties.
@Vano-ey3pb
@Vano-ey3pb 2 года назад
The greatest passed over joke on the JRE in recent memory… “that’s somethin’ you buy at a nelly concert”
@johntomas5170
@johntomas5170 2 года назад
They always do when theo is on
@ratta_tat
@ratta_tat 2 года назад
It's hard to keep up with the comedic embodiment of string theory.
@joshconzemius
@joshconzemius 2 года назад
He says the funniest comments. Unlike any other comedian
@bravoactual2423
@bravoactual2423 2 года назад
Wasn't even funny
@Gouthamedara
@Gouthamedara 2 года назад
It did not. Joe actually brought that joke up in this same video
@jesusgarcia-fm8nu
@jesusgarcia-fm8nu Год назад
you can tell theo actually liked the way it made him feel
@Rihardololz
@Rihardololz 4 месяца назад
remind him of good old days.
@kylestivers4606
@kylestivers4606 10 месяцев назад
Theo's commentary when joe does the hit is classic. Lol
@Styx4473
@Styx4473 2 года назад
"Not enough to damage myself, but I will take a risk with it." My 20s summed up in one sentence.
@Tomato6
@Tomato6 2 года назад
Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah
@IIISWILIII
@IIISWILIII 2 года назад
With you there, homie
@kiethj7
@kiethj7 2 года назад
That was a great line btw
@Gaia_Gaistar
@Gaia_Gaistar 2 года назад
No new drugs after 30 is my rule, I OD'd once like a retard.
@Saversons
@Saversons 2 года назад
“Before they lift what? The universe?” 😂😂😂
@dormetheus
@dormetheus 2 года назад
"Their future?!?"
@dormetheus
@dormetheus 2 года назад
@@MomasBoyOnline yeah, and then he said "their future". A lot of Theo's comedy "makes no sense"
@dormetheus
@dormetheus 2 года назад
@@MomasBoyOnline 2:20 did you even watch it?
@fergalosanchez7675
@fergalosanchez7675 Год назад
Joe is 100% that friend that peer pressured you in school to try a cigarette and alcohol and then other drugs like cocaine lmao
@jonkash21
@jonkash21 Год назад
lol 100%
@fortheloveofallthingsholy2706
Actually he was straight edge for the longest time according to Joey diaz
@gandalf8216
@gandalf8216 9 месяцев назад
"Dude, it's just like shrooms. Just drink it." >it was ayahausca I was too happy after the experience to hate him, but I did scold him hard until we went separate ways.
@willow8633
@willow8633 4 месяца назад
“ and we’re live!” 😂😂😂😂😂
@fantasiafox22
@fantasiafox22 8 месяцев назад
Theos face when he smells it for the first time gives me the BIGGEST dopamine rush ever!😂❤❤
@SuperchargedFG2
@SuperchargedFG2 2 года назад
That's like the biggest advertisement that Juji could've gotten🙌🏻
@KennyTyT
@KennyTyT 2 года назад
meanwhile Richard Ryan is just rolling in cash
@dandillon3401
@dandillon3401 2 года назад
@@KennyTyTwhat does he have to do with this?
@ordinarypete
@ordinarypete 2 года назад
@@dandillon3401 his crush
@Logantolver
@Logantolver 2 года назад
Not a coincidence.
@KingFuego
@KingFuego 2 года назад
I bet you can't find any of these shits anymore
@whoshotashleybabbitt4924
@whoshotashleybabbitt4924 2 года назад
“Take a hit Jamie, you’re an adult. You’ll be fine”
@geewhiz5926
@geewhiz5926 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂 sounds like me
@trapboxmedia
@trapboxmedia 2 года назад
The moment Young Jamie become an adult.
@kurt9034
@kurt9034 2 года назад
Theo using the tricks that got used on him 🤣
@timsmith4620
@timsmith4620 2 года назад
If you listen closely jamie gags after he takes a hit lol
@geewhiz5926
@geewhiz5926 2 года назад
@@kurt9034 true 🤣
@cacashosho1
@cacashosho1 9 месяцев назад
“Nah we can handle some” Haha I like Theos energy
@xTheConclusionx1
@xTheConclusionx1 Год назад
“That’s a whole bag of Native American” bro 😂😂😂
@travisoutlaw9511
@travisoutlaw9511 2 года назад
"Gimme that, I'll try it. I've been through some sh*t!" - says Theo and every other addict in recovery 😂
@henrylynch6191
@henrylynch6191 Год назад
Lmao
@jimberry742
@jimberry742 2 года назад
Half of what Theo says doesn't even get acknowledged. He's so quick and hilarious.
@lukebaughman2987
@lukebaughman2987 2 года назад
Every time he's on Rogans podcast...
@MossB87
@MossB87 2 года назад
Him saying before they life their future killed me
@littlejackalo5326
@littlejackalo5326 2 года назад
People saying that his one liners go over Joe's head, or that Joe doesn't pay attention to Theo's one liners, is getting pretty old. He gets them all, but doesn't need to take the time to acknowledge, or even laugh at, each and every one of them. Joe of a stand-up comedian, has had hundreds of comedians on his show, and might not think every single thing that someone says is funny. His one-liner jokes aren't some elevated form of comedy. Most of the time they don't even make sense. They're just funny, whether they make sense or not, because of their outlandish and quick witted nature. Most people only watch these Theo clips on RU-vid, but if you listen to the podcasts he's on (like This Past Weekend or The King and The Sting), you'd hear more of his one-liners that he just spits out so quickly, but don't make very much sense. That's what makes him funny.
@TreadTalk247
@TreadTalk247 3 месяца назад
“That’s something you buy at a Nelly concert!” 😂😂😂😂😂
@OtisB.Driftwood
@OtisB.Driftwood 2 года назад
1:19 Theo having flashbacks of all the dolphin dandruff in his past
@rocksolid8643
@rocksolid8643 Год назад
at 1:40 theo is about to bite the plastic seal off!! lmfaooo
@mattvsmetaverse
@mattvsmetaverse 2 года назад
"They recommend you don't smell it more than a couple times a day." Theo: Puts bag on head.
@DirtSpud
@DirtSpud 2 года назад
Bunch of bots responded so I thought I'd drop a real comment.
@MLB_CoercedFreeman5OutOfATL
@MLB_CoercedFreeman5OutOfATL 2 года назад
Dude I am laughing WAY too hard at this in the office. I can’t stop.
@lljusttry
@lljusttry 2 года назад
This makes all Theo’s stories way more legitimate. He definitely got into some crazy shit as a kid, look how excited he got.
@tmsplltrs
@tmsplltrs 2 года назад
I thought it was super relatable to see him get all quietly exited about a drug he never heard of. I think it's just curiosity
@richboyprado
@richboyprado 2 года назад
Real recognize real
@looselipssinkships6543
@looselipssinkships6543 2 года назад
Bro theo is fuckin weeeird weird lol. You ever see the movie gummo? I feel like he lived that movie
@fishfire_2999
@fishfire_2999 2 года назад
Talking about a guy that did stand up tripping on acid 🥴🤣😂
@pimpsiege4448
@pimpsiege4448 2 года назад
@@looselipssinkships6543 hahaha riiiiight, " Fuckin rabbits smells like pussy!" "Smells like a bunch of bull shit"
@takeomasaki260
@takeomasaki260 Год назад
this video literally made my sunday.
@NeoClutch08
@NeoClutch08 9 месяцев назад
It comes in rocks!- Theo Lmfao 🤣
@elephantshoes
@elephantshoes 2 года назад
"I'll go 3 hits on duster, not enough to damage myself but I will take a risk with it"😂😂😂 gotta love Theo
@NoWr2Run
@NoWr2Run 2 года назад
YES, LOVE THE GUY.
@londonmmc
@londonmmc 2 года назад
If you know you know lol
@marcdenham4704
@marcdenham4704 2 года назад
SHiZUMi._____💋 m I’m just my
@thunderbirdbrown3002
@thunderbirdbrown3002 Год назад
Hey Joe I want to say thank s for making the JRE Xtra.We need this while we go through these strange times together. Getcha Pull 🥦😎 🥃-Cheers 🍻
@duckiesmusicreact
@duckiesmusicreact Год назад
I legit can’t believe how thrown off I was seeing Joe without the headphones on. Lol.
@M4GG0TK1NG
@M4GG0TK1NG 2 года назад
Theo is epitome of Hillbilly Philosopher, comes up with hilarious yet incredibly spot on turns of phrase in an instant. You've never heard that saying before yet you know exactly what it means. Definitely one of the quickest minds out there in the comedy game right now.
@regularcarguy7844
@regularcarguy7844 2 года назад
💯
@dillemwafoe9875
@dillemwafoe9875 2 года назад
Its actually shocking sometimes
@janpavel1441
@janpavel1441 2 года назад
My sides were shot straight to Jupiter when Theo was on JRE years ago and described Eddie Bravo as a deaf jack russell.
@GeneralBuckNaked
@GeneralBuckNaked 2 года назад
@Jan Pavel... Cuz once he starts going you cant get him back 😂
@janpavel1441
@janpavel1441 2 года назад
@@GeneralBuckNaked That guy is out there! xD
@stevenfrost6441
@stevenfrost6441 2 года назад
Joe: "Is it bad to open it in this room?" Theo: "No Bub, we can handle some!" *Theo takes HUGE whiff and almost passes out. 🤣👍
@mrmiyagi3533
@mrmiyagi3533 2 года назад
He probably got reminded of the ole coke days smelling chemicals like that
@mattchewfive24
@mattchewfive24 2 года назад
The compilation of hockey players doing salts is hilarious. My favorite
@JamesBlanco1
@JamesBlanco1 2 года назад
The way he said “BRO IT’S IN A ROCK!” Like he knows whatever substance is in the form of a rock will fvck you up. 😂😂
@baskleijer4611
@baskleijer4611 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@bluecollar5384
@bluecollar5384 2 года назад
The best part of this is how much trepidation Joe and Jamie had about even holding the bag and Theo was inside the jar within like 14 seconds of holding it. 😂
@Blashmack
@Blashmack 2 года назад
If you've ever been into snorting drugs then smelling salts are like remembering an old friend. Lmao I understand why he was so excited
@jaygio
@jaygio 2 года назад
Nah the best part is how people think this is a bit when it's a paid advertisement for Jujimufus brand of smelling salts.
@SeanLives
@SeanLives 2 года назад
@@jaygio can’t it be both?
@chasexchaos9392
@chasexchaos9392 2 года назад
@@jaygio do you know that for a fact or?
@chasexchaos9392
@chasexchaos9392 2 года назад
@@Blashmack how is smelling salts remembering old days with snorting drugs? I was an addict for a very long time and I snorted so much garbage up my nose it got deteriorated and I had to use other methods… but never would I connect that with smelling salts lol. Smelling salts usually are like a potent ammonium smell which is like cat piss. What drug do you snort that reminds you of cat piss? Lol. Or is it like meth where you feel like you got punched in the face if you snort it? 😂
@trevorkenny
@trevorkenny 2 года назад
Now I want Juji on the pod even more.
@petermuller161
@petermuller161 2 года назад
Yup
@johnbishop2536
@johnbishop2536 2 года назад
If Juji comes on and you use the podcast as background noise sometimes you wont know who's talking.
@johny.3400
@johny.3400 2 года назад
Yeahhhh!
@allstar4life3000
@allstar4life3000 2 года назад
@Dingleberry Mcdinglepants Jujyfruits, they’re a chewy, gumdrop-like starch-based candy, manufactured by Ferrara Candy Company.
@NelsonMandela1999
@NelsonMandela1999 2 года назад
"That's something you buy at a Nelly concert" 😂😂😂
@javiermeza5249
@javiermeza5249 2 года назад
1:19 "wow.... and we are live..."
@2cuppduggofficial
@2cuppduggofficial 2 года назад
Theo has me laughing every time I see him. His personality is one of a kind
@jzen1455
@jzen1455 2 года назад
Gang!
@LoveJaeger
@LoveJaeger 2 года назад
Reminds me of the human embodiment of Beavis.
@CitizenSnips69
@CitizenSnips69 2 года назад
Reincarnation of Ellis from left for dead
@LoveJaeger
@LoveJaeger 2 года назад
@@CitizenSnips69 Both combined for sure.
@brkbtjunkie
@brkbtjunkie 2 года назад
That guy would be hilarious to roll with.
@CW_9
@CW_9 2 года назад
Theo said" Thank you for that". I always liked Theo, but it took me awhile to appreciate his humor. Now he's one of my favorites.
@steveperez178
@steveperez178 2 года назад
Same
@HerbaL1st
@HerbaL1st Год назад
Yup we all are quick to judge that mullet. But he is brilliant!
@Rosecain27
@Rosecain27 Год назад
Facts
@datube5913
@datube5913 2 года назад
“…eat candles.” Lmfaooo
@MrC6Dave
@MrC6Dave Год назад
“That’s something you buy at a Nelly concert” 😂 at 3:01
@Leo352S
@Leo352S 2 года назад
Theo: “Take a ride on that hitter.” Idk why but that line kills me 😂😂 2:43
@genesisfd4418
@genesisfd4418 2 года назад
*BOOM*
@purplefurreal
@purplefurreal 2 года назад
I was looking for this one lool
@Awakenedmind333
@Awakenedmind333 Год назад
It was hilarious because of joes gesture afterwards.
@garrisonthomas3126
@garrisonthomas3126 2 года назад
Theo: “ Take a ride on that hitta” Joe: takes a solid Whiff off that rock
@kurtlauer2005
@kurtlauer2005 2 года назад
You’re comment made my night😂
@holliswilliams8426
@holliswilliams8426 2 года назад
that's what happened in the video
@garrisonthomas3126
@garrisonthomas3126 2 года назад
@@holliswilliams8426 no way really????
@garrisonthomas3126
@garrisonthomas3126 2 года назад
@Me You not at all obviously you are if your continuing to comment on my comment
@jackhammercombo
@jackhammercombo 2 года назад
@Me You your incentive is super dumb
@CAEJ_
@CAEJ_ Год назад
Whenever I’m having a bad day I come back to this video
@MrMtz2150
@MrMtz2150 Год назад
Theo’s “eat candles” in the beginning 😭😂
@camden_jace
@camden_jace 2 года назад
Theo: we had a guy drink gasoline one time, his name was Todd Joe: why'd he do that? Theo: I don't know *clip ends* 🤣🤣
@jordan2735
@jordan2735 2 года назад
Such a Todd thing to do
@andresmith7545
@andresmith7545 2 года назад
Elon Musk Meets Alex Jones! ⬇️ ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-peUgoAttMHI.html It’s hilarious!! 😂 👽
@joeg5414
@joeg5414 2 года назад
I knew a kid in school that drank gasoline. Had to be airlifted to the hospital
@DirtSpud
@DirtSpud 2 года назад
I thought he said Tot. In reference to the disabled kid named Tot that he knew growing up.
@KingKook
@KingKook 2 года назад
The clip ends on the highest point possible! 😂🤣😆😀
@Galoomp142
@Galoomp142 2 года назад
Theo keeps dropping great one-liners and Joe's giving him nothing.
@UnTangledUrn
@UnTangledUrn 2 года назад
What else is new?
@saunajoe5973
@saunajoe5973 2 года назад
"Olivera goes down!" so weird and perfectly timed as Joe inhales death in salt form
@EJ_S-hz1ou
@EJ_S-hz1ou 2 года назад
I know I thought same thing.
@UMadBro13
@UMadBro13 2 года назад
You want him to be Jimmy Fallon or something ?? Laughing at every joke ??
@justinm2434
@justinm2434 2 года назад
@@UMadBro13 exactly
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