Theo Von is a stand-up comic and podcaster. He is the host of "This Past Weekend with Theo Von" and one of the hosts of "The King and the Sting and the Wing." www.theovon.com
Out of all these re-uploads, this is the best one...hahaha...fkn Theo is insanely hilarious. "A fucking floating chair, like two seats together with chains" no one else in the world would describe a swing like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joey diaz is the funniest human being alive today in my opinion. Theo von is next. I like Tom Segura and Bert the machine Kreischer also. Ari Shaffir not at all. Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino are funny as hell also. Shane Gillis is good at times. Jim bruer hilarious always. Chappelle is funny too. Other then that I don't find very many other comedians funny. Joe rogan is far more funny on his podcast then his stand up is.
Sometimes u just dont be similar to ppl and cba wasting ur time with them when they offer no thought provoking chat.. listening to this podcast is always thought provoking sometimes hella silly or funny but its all thanks to Joe Rogan asking the right sht and prompting the right ways hes a legend for that and getting some class guests on
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@SharHolt-x6p I'm not them but just guessing it's probably because it sounds so off the cuff and casual like one would come across as when sharing a new thought vs it being well thought-out beforehand.
Did anyone else hear when they were watching the Dracula movie clip .. (32:02 ) Joe says " oh he turned into a bunch of rats " Theo says " Gang Gang" and you can hear Jamie laugh in the backround?! 😂 😂😂😂 I had just take a sip of my drink and I spit it all over my car windshield!!!! Theo is effin goated in my book!! extraordinary
"Say someone's deceased, right? A deceased woman. & they're pregnant & you're starving ...do you think you'd go over .. & see if there's any milk in 'em?" 🤣😭 LOOL fuckin Theo, man! 😂😂 👌
Right in the beginning "its like when you put a condom on and the other person is still on their phone." 😂😂😂 wtf is wrong with this man. Theo is too much😂
Jamie had the best line of the podcast. When they’re talking about the vampire movie and he goes. Same as the exorcism shit right? Just get a priest and yell at it lmao😅
Man that theo is one of a kind. Right in the middle of a conversation " contractors need to step up their game, people seeing through walls". There is no one that does it like that.
People dont seem to know whats going on. The reason so many episodes seemingly got uploaded a week ago and nobody got notified isnt a glitch, or a shadowban, or anything of the kind. When Joe went to Spotify his team will have made the episodes of the podcast private, and now hes back on youtube they have been republished, so when you go to the video it says it was uploaded 7 days ago, however on his channel they are still listed in the order they were origionally uploaded. Starting to bug me seeing everyone coming up with conspiracies about youtube trying to silence the podcast so I'm gonna somment this every time I listen to one of the freshly reuploaded Podcasts. Hope I helped clear things up.
@@crazyrmj2580 i don’t hate Rogan, but I’m really disappointed in him. I’ve been listening to Rogan’s podcast since 2014. I’ve listened to thousands of hours over hundreds of shows and I still listen religiously. Rogan is two people, pre covid and post covid. Before covid he had on interesting guest from all walks of life. Now he has on right wingers 90% of the time. The fact that he considers Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, Elon Musk, the Weinsteins, and Alex Jones friends should tell you everything about him.
“I’ll fuckin sweat on your children.” Two days in a row Theo has me dying lol I watched a different time he was here and he said “I’ll watch your whole family eat dinner…” 😂😂
Both those comments were hilarious! I just heard them too and thought they were comment-worthy too. What a legend Theo is. So much to the point where I'm guessing not even Theo understands how naturally funny is and perfect his delivery is.
I knew a landlord in NY who when he couldn't get tenants to leave, he would wait until they were out, then pack everything up and haul it away, change the locks and leave a note "come to the office to get your stuff" and that was that. He called it "Bag and Drag"
When we smile like we did when we were kids, it's very good for our health. Theo does that for everyone, but i love that he does that for comedians. I mean it's cool to hear a comedian laugh like that. So easy to see they love being around him
Theo: "you have such a knack for remembering things. You're so good at it" 2 minutes later, Joe asks Theo for the second time if he ever smoked cigarettes....after Theo already answered it and told him a story about smoking a ton of Newports after a girl broke up with him.
The reason fasting is good for you: your body converts carbs and sugar into energy. If you fast, after 2-3 days without carbs and sugar, your body will enter ketosis and will use stored fat to convert into energy instead. 5-7 day fasting is healthy and very good for weight loss. After your body enters ketosis you actually dont feel hungry, will be more alert,full of energy and youll sleep great.
@@chrisdawson3859I used to intermittent fast all the time in my early twenties and it did a great job of regulating my weight. I'm 27 now, almost 28 and have gained a few pounds since those days. I'm gonna hop back on it soon again. It's so easy to do and extremely effective!
That you put my favorite zombie movie as number 1..my absolute respect sir. I love the zombie movies that make fun of itself or like Warm Bodies. Where it goes a different direction. 😂
@@DTWCTTrue. 00 buck also does serious damage. The size of the metal balls is much bigger and packs a bigger punch than buckshot which are more smaller and bb sized.
At 44:00 😂 I can't anymore with Theo...My stomach hurts so much from laughing so hard. Just when I thought he couldn't top his last, he turns out this gem!
@@jonsage5486well so the fuck what? You get to see what we all have seen for months now. No need to beat around the bush on you being butthurt. Just be happy
Theo is such an innocent spirit… and sooo funny! But I pick up every once in awhile a sense of sadness/loneliness from him. I hope he does find peace & happiness… sending love 🩷
