Dude actually got stopped by police. He was asked to explain his business in this area. After 15 minutes of “uhhhh...ahhhh....errrrr...” cop just gave up and let him go.
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Thats what i was thinking. I hope he writes better than he speaks otherwise theyd only be a couple of words a page with eeeeerrrrrrmmmm errr uuuummmm in between. Surely someone has told him how annotlying he is when he speaks eeerrrr uuummmm nnn what uummmn a eeerrrrrr cunt
Another pro tip to dealing, always work by yourself. Working in a crew or with others increases the chances you'll get caught. You have to worry about more than just yourself and most everyone flips.
I was about to off myself 1 minute in just listening to "uhhhhhh uummmmm" every 5 seconds. It'd drive me fucking insane bringing this guy on and not knowing first that he's an awful speaker.
The NSA will be raking through his contacts to target his African American friends. I don't understand why he had to say the guy was African American. He just put his friend in danger.
Tox Gabriel Ravenblood Lol of course the NSA doesn't care. The NSA is just a tool for the powerful to use. The CIA/NSA/GCHQ/MI5 take orders from higher ups. I didn't hear him say he wanted to go on the podcast..my bad. Chill out love.
@Nathan Caveney Hey Nathan. I think your comment is a great example of white and or class privilege. "The professional, college educated, white guy could NEVER be a drug dealer" Have you been to college? Not asking to be disrespectful. Its just that many kids who go on to have the jobs and degrees that made you 99% sure this guy wasnt the dealer, actually bought and sold drugs in college. Having a college degree and a job doesn't mean you're an angel. Not having those things doesn't mean you're bad either. Rich kids steal, shoplift, trespass, etc. Educated people do dumb shit. People with "good jobs" hustle on the side. I encourage you to keep a more open mind and pull that wool from over your eyes.
You know, I came to the comments to crucially roast this mans ability to use the English language. But you guys have already done an amazing job! 10/10
No he said what he said meaning what he meant based of what he said which was a complete sentence. You’re mentality i hood thats why Matt Taibbi is successful as you’re hearing his story on Joe Rogan’s podcast
I love how everyone acts like this cat is dumb because he articulates his phrases differently, but i bet none of our bank accounts have as many digits as his.
That last line is a powerful message for all to remember: The Unibomber is one of the most intelligent people alive, and even he got caught. The real key is to not be looked for in the first place. Once you're on a radar, it's only a matter of time, luck, and effort.
He was too intelligent, and likely incredibly autistic. At that level of IQ, you're just tripping balls on reality. He was also broken by the MK ULTRA style experiments performed on him in college when he was like 15.
I know this comment is 5 years old But isn't this a terrible example? Dude was INSANELY brilliant mathematician...but his brain got wrecked by lsd and he was totally out of his gourd living like a tree hobo at the end
Another great rule, always meet in a bowling alley when you want to talk business or if you need a drop site for a deal. They are loud so you can talk without cops being able to record you easily. You can bring in a bowling ball bag or gym bag without anyone giving you a second look with a package. And its a public place, so if shit goes south there are plenty of witnesses and people are less likely to go crazy.
lol nobody goes to bowling alleys anymore. You'd be the only two people in there.What you should do is go to a Megadeth concert. The police couldn't hear shit at that show.
Sorry, but that's not correct information. You gonna fuk around and get someone caught up with stuff like that. If your absolutely garbage hearing quality human ear (humans hearing sucks) can hear what is being said then you can damn well believe their microphones can as well. Yes, there is a lot of background noise but they are able to isolate sounds and remove/enhance and hear what was being said. Now in a live situation where they need the intel ASAP, this technique will provide some delay. However, if we're talking like a drug deal where you have time to clean up the audio while the person goes to jail and arraignment... no beuno! The only 2 ways I know that truly mitigate the risk is a thorough search and removal of all items. Also, the use of EMP and a faraday cage/electronic jammer is another way to go about it. This way is a bit more expensive, to say the least, but in a serious transaction no corners will be cut when it comes to security.
@Lucas Cruz Your name sounds like a Paradise Getaway for Pedaphiles. I don't Always take Lucas Cruz Line, "But When I Do, I Prefer Dos Lel Keeds". Stop Being Thirsty my Friend
Wow, One of the "Pro Tips" is to "not dress like a dealer". Good to know. I thought dressing like a rapper was the way to go overlooked, but this guy's changing my mind. I'll have to return these Jordan's and Diamond necklaces tomorrow.
I think it's just certain items like if I see a teenage lad with one of them man bag things and he has certain clothes on....then he's involved in drugs :p
@@garethjones4433 no thats not Possible at all. how can you judge some one off their clothes to come to the conclusion thier a drug dealer ?? wtf type of shit is dat 😂 u fucking stoopid
Scotty Mayfield I just recently took a flight and his comment makes perfect sense lmao. When the pilots are talking over the intercom, they usually have monotone voices and use sound effects like “ummmm” and “ahhhh” a lot when speaking.
Scotty Mayfield I’m not sure what kind of flights you’re flying, but I’ve flown a few times where the pilots was talking like this. For instance, if they’re telling you what the weather is like, or if there’s going to be turbulence, sometimes they say “uhhhh” or something mid sentence as if they’re reading the information off to you and they’re trying to figure out what they’re going to say next. I bet I can even find a video on here of what I mean.
How hard would it be to track this "friend" down by examining his life? He just gave away so many critical details about this guy it wouldn't be hard to find out who the book is about.
fed hardly care about drug dealers they aren’t gonna spend that much money on finding one drug dealer cos it will cost them loads to find and arrest him
Half a billion people in the US, can you guess which one it is? Srs tho, a random number of details are altered or exaggerated for dramatic effect. Bringing charges against someone based on what’s written about them in a fictionalized biography would be very difficult, as any detail could be explained away as coincidental or fiction. Nobody except the author knows what’s confession and what’s fiction, besides that even what’s written may be based off of a false account. Thought technically possible to find him given an infinite amount of resources, why bother frying a small fish? For all the feds know this dealer person may not exist at all. TLDR; cops won’t follow leads for a person who may or may not exist; even so prosecuting them based off of info in a fictionalized bio would be a nightmare to deal w in court or prove.
Ill never understand why people get mad at Vlad for his interviews. People act like Vlad is forcing these dudes to snitch on themselves. Vlad's just there to ask questions, they don't need to answer the questions that'll get them caught up, but they do anyway 😂😂😂
You mentioned Applebee's twice and I was an Applebee's server so I will say this I was dealing a lot when I was a server at applebees and he is correct about being able to deal with awful rude people and stress involved in waitering to help you when you get pulled over
"Sounds like a smart dude" "He's a very smart dude (*smirks*) uuhhhh, and some of his employers (*smirks*) uuuhhh would be very suprised to find out what he does..." (*smirks*)
Tay Ayy i was thinking the same, sounds nothing more than the party supplier to his friend's & associates... i was waiting on tales about cutting up kilos and dodgy cartel dealings. This just seems like a middle class dude playing at drug dealing. "High level" guys will have stories about murder, extortion, mob & cartel ties, & all that craziness. The guy being interviewed even described it as this kids "hobby" at one point
To be honest that’s the first thing that came to my mind too, like this dude made soo much money dealing he put himself thru law school... if he actually did that it would’ve been smart as shit
Headass ok so popi leaves come out of the ground and so do cocoa leaves but in heroin he only thing that comes out of the ground is the popi and the juice that comes out to make heroin and coke all it has is cocoa leaves there’s gasoline there’s sulfuric acid there’s a bunch of shit in it just cuz the basis comes from the ground that doesn’t make it pure
init man what this guys talking about is not a high level dealer the guy sells mushys and bud on the side i did that at 12 man if they knew what really went on these dudes dont know about no vanilla extract and only REAL drug dealers will know what i mean by that
Because he's nervous and doesn't want to have a slip in describing the guy other than saying he's black. That's why when he responds to Joes questions he kind hangs for a second or two to make sure his thoughts are lined up
It's like a book that a military person writes about themselves and their experience, they have to change the names and locations and stuff like that but the situations are real
Is English not your first language or something? That's an incredibly common thing to say as an expression of interest in a book that's being described to you; yes, knowing that it is, in fact, a book.
@@evanherb5900 I think its a ploy utilized by truly stupid people who wish to sound intelligent. They hit on one such expression, and essentially (& immediately) point it out to appear to have discernment.
From the minute you said an "African American" who lived in both the projects and a suburban area, started selling *mushrooms* is when I knew this story was not about an "African American" guy.
Idk....luke at frank lucas noone thought a black man would be a distributor... supply and demand. If your in the area thats looking for certain drugs you supply it.
Hes definitely telling the truth. Hes very carefully choosing his words because a slip would not only cost this man his career and family but who knows how other people. He doesnt wanna be the guy that fucked up and I dont blame him.
Uhhhhh and arrrrre ahhhhh aaaaaannnnnd uuuhhhh withhhaaaaaa uhhh ... shipped to other countries. Uhhh and paiiiid uhhh ummmmmm annnd he heeee heeeeee you know uh uh ugh
“Even the unabomber got caught and he only talked to like two people” mfer the unabomber got caught because he sent a literal manifesto to the newspapers to be shown before the entire country
There’s a way to make profit at a street level and at wholesale level, but not everybody is capable of working at such levels. The best business men have experience in every level and understand how to capitalize off of every level.
Let me lay it all out for you guys. Swim has sold mdma and cannabis in the past and has never been caught doing so. Swim has also had informants and police run up to him thinking Swim had drugs in his posession but they were wrong. Swims rules were he always used dead drops, he never shit where he ate and he never used anything for communication besides the application Tango. He also never carried more in his car than he could eat. Also if a person were to call swim he would never use terms like "weed" or "x" he always used terms like "onions" or "pencils" to curve tapped conversations or CIs.
