@@AgentSmith911 *I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.*
I wondered about that, I’m thinking ‘does he mean cut each slice into 2 halves maybe?’ Then I realised I was high and trying to make sense out of a Joey Diazism 😂
@@TheViolator91 You typically call a whole "piece" of bread, a slice. If you cut a slice of bread in half, then you would call it a "piece." He said it backwards.
I always loved to hear that from any dude who ain't black. Its the funniest but still the most human thing to tell someone going through something of any color and they would laugh too. Yea idk, just stay black 🤣🤣
In a world where people constantly lie, sugarcoat things, and tell half-truths, it's really refreshing to see someone who is brutally honest. I respect it.
I’m glad both of these guys have gotten healthier and lost weight since this, especially Lee who’s killing it, almost looks like a different person. I just wish Joey would be on a stricter diet or something, he’s one of my favorite comics and he’s getting older.
Joey needs to get in on the next sober October. I know he barely drinks, but he needs the weight loss competition. I'd be fat af too if I smoked like he did 😂
@@Blahblahblah01234 kinda true but during the last few weeks of The Church he wasn’t smoking so he could give a “more quality podcast”. The episodes weren’t as funny imo but they were more introspective
@@Blahblahblah01234 I don't think he has to give up weed to get healthy. Me, personally... I want to eat everything in the kitchen when I smoke, so it's rare when I do. Joey just needs legit exercise and a decent diet. That's all.
I WAS TALKING JUST LIKE YOU, THEN WHEN I HAD TO GET RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL ALMOST GOING INTO A SUGAR COMA, IT SCARED ME WHEN THE DOCTOR TOLD ME, YOUR SUGAR LEVEL IS 470, QND I NEED MEDICATION, I LOST 30 POUNDS IN 6 WEEKS, JUST STOPPING COKE, AND MY COOKIES. NOW, NO MEDS, REGULAR 90 TO 100 SUGAR LEVELS. SO WATCH WHAT YOU SAY. AND EAT.
Its strange how the mind of someone who's obese differs from mine, you hear them talk about food and never in my life have I desired food like how they describe it. I feel like its closer to an addiction than to gluttony which is how most people view it.
100%, I can eat and drink like nobody's business and I can quite happily go however long I want without drinking or smoking but boy do I crave junk food.
That’s basically my breakfast in my dreams I wish I could have that much but that would be all the food in the cabinet so I usually just get like a plastic container and fill it up with cereal
A cheese omelette is literally just scrambled eggs with cheese presented a different way lmao he bouji for that he could’ve just said scrambled eggs with cheese n usually it’s the omelettes that come with the green peppers just to throw that out there 😂😂😂😂
I dont understand getting ice in your drink. If you want it cold, just keep it in the fridge? I don't drink cold soda, like at all. I'll go out of my way to wait until a can is warm for me before I drink it. Also, don't get ice from restaurants, you get more fluid.
I wish everyone was this honest about it. There’s no way you can enjoy drinking protein powder for a meal, even if you use the “but it’s chocolate flavor!” bullshit.
I'm with you joey but we gotta watch what we eat if we don't want a early grave and it's easier to eat right now then try and lose it later to get healthy again.
