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The Church of What's Happening Now
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt

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12 сен 2018

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@MatthewGozdz
@MatthewGozdz 5 лет назад
joey literally gets this dude blasted out of his mind to have someone to talk to lmaoooo
@thapoppyman
@thapoppyman 5 лет назад
Cuz its the only person thatll take him seriously. Everyone else just looks at each other like is this fatass forreal..??
@edccuttingedge8732
@edccuttingedge8732 5 лет назад
Lol
@knotsocialmusic
@knotsocialmusic 5 лет назад
Lol no
@sebg6865
@sebg6865 4 года назад
Niandra LaDes Naaaah. If you can't sense uncle joeys sincerity or wiseness, something is wrong with yourself.
@thsdrew2402
@thsdrew2402 4 года назад
@@thapoppyman meat head
@TulsaDriller918
@TulsaDriller918 3 года назад
Joey “when my heart was beating and I wanted that cocaine, I would have the strength of 10 hulks” Diaz
@ziggiesaquaticexotics8270
@ziggiesaquaticexotics8270 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@michaelmachado5415
@michaelmachado5415 Год назад
Tremendous
@joepotenza1349
@joepotenza1349 Год назад
Hahahahahahahaahhahahashahahahahahahaha
@pimp8946
@pimp8946 Год назад
Bruh I was laughing so hard when he said that literally
@Nickk81
@Nickk81 4 месяца назад
Funny ass shyt
@FourAlexia
@FourAlexia 2 года назад
They are literally the equivalent of Rick & Morty's relationship. Lee's voice just solidifies it lmfao.
@jacobs4545
@jacobs4545 Год назад
Rick and morty bro!!?!??!??! Pickle rick! Reddit!
@alexandersideris
@alexandersideris 10 месяцев назад
LMFAO THIS IS FUCKING JOKES
@SamuelSkelton117
@SamuelSkelton117 3 дня назад
Cringe
@mr.ovarymassager6754
@mr.ovarymassager6754 5 лет назад
You can blindfold Lee with a yoyo string...😑☺😫😌😓
@jasonwinback
@jasonwinback 3 года назад
HAHAHA fuck that shits hilarious
@xannyfanta7096
@xannyfanta7096 3 года назад
@@jasonwinback Theres a comment like this on literally every church clip😭
@oscartaylor7436
@oscartaylor7436 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@John-mf6ky
@John-mf6ky 6 месяцев назад
Lol😂
@shittyG1
@shittyG1 5 лет назад
lee's eyes are barely open like less than half a millimeter lmao
@asnackysnack2623
@asnackysnack2623 5 лет назад
Forreal lmao ive never seen someone so fucking fried
@Justinsingleton83
@Justinsingleton83 5 лет назад
He could use a fishing line as a blind fold
@nu62
@nu62 5 лет назад
Justinsingleton83 😂😂😂
@asnackysnack2623
@asnackysnack2623 5 лет назад
@@Justinsingleton83 I've started using that saying and it kills every time, thank you
@Isa-qh3ue
@Isa-qh3ue 4 года назад
Opiates does that to you some ppl who smoke weed tho get real high like that
@T00stealthy
@T00stealthy 5 лет назад
Joey "take the box to go" Diaz
@ericcarrillo1294
@ericcarrillo1294 3 года назад
Take that coffee to go let’s go.
@namenome3680
@namenome3680 2 года назад
leave the coffee i was joking !!!
@earlscheib7754
@earlscheib7754 Год назад
Tremendous
@DennisBTV
@DennisBTV 5 лет назад
1982 was a crazy year for Joe, every story happened in 1982
@zachhoward9099
@zachhoward9099 2 года назад
A lot of older folks I know who were in their late teens or early 20s said 1982 was a crazy year for partying and drugs
@DjTheDon614
@DjTheDon614 2 года назад
Same with 86
@Bustin_cider00
@Bustin_cider00 2 года назад
My dad was in the marines at the time and even I’ve heard a lot of stories about 1982 😂
@unclejoe6811
@unclejoe6811 Год назад
Economy was crap in 82, unemployment was high. lots of reasons to get high and drink
@andynelzz
@andynelzz Год назад
I get the impression he doesn't know year but it's better to randomly break out the year sounds cooler Aspen 1985 it was a Tuesday
@slimjim8736
@slimjim8736 4 года назад
I love joeys stories never fail to crack me up after a rough day hard at work
@kendigjl
@kendigjl 5 лет назад
TIL: Put an old safe full of concrete in the bedroom closet.
@TheVamxie
@TheVamxie 3 года назад
Joey: this shit was 200 pounds, but it was locked- i took the box to go
@jezuscrust7458
@jezuscrust7458 4 года назад
Dang Joey really had to serve, jugg and hit licks for fun. Real G shit
@liltrue8420
@liltrue8420 3 года назад
@anonymous link?
@joisaboss007
@joisaboss007 5 лет назад
lmaooo lee is so high
@brianbarcus5853
@brianbarcus5853 4 года назад
I like to hear Lee's reactions to Joeys antics, since he was raised by good parents and can't believe people like Joey are working a whole different life of crime.
@steviegotjokes2323
@steviegotjokes2323 5 лет назад
Joey "back when I was doin coke" diaz
@TheKilleth
@TheKilleth 5 лет назад
How tf you using someone else's content but yet still have the audacity to riddle it with ads 👎👎
@rubenfoster7196
@rubenfoster7196 5 лет назад
Jayceerza He learned From Joey, he’s a thief.
@TheDopedealer718
@TheDopedealer718 5 лет назад
Get RU-vid red you bozo not everything is free
@frostywasp1743
@frostywasp1743 5 лет назад
love your profile pic for this comment. fucking gold, dude
@theDoomberger
@theDoomberger 5 лет назад
For real coco deserves all proceeds.
@goobular3161
@goobular3161 5 лет назад
The Audacity !
@jared07x
@jared07x 5 лет назад
The lockbox is a good decoy, leave junk in it. you immediately know if you've been hit, or you need to break your younger brothers fingers.
@VincentGonzalezVeg
@VincentGonzalezVeg 4 года назад
You could even geocache it with a tiny thing, that breaks when it's forced, So that you know someone opened it there and then. Or send a signal to your email and phone number when it leaves your home area there are professional assessors for breaking and entering and security that get hired and they did a defcon talk on RU-vid at a convention
@JohnDoe69986
@JohnDoe69986 4 года назад
You leave junk the thief knows you played him so he might take revenge, you leave a bit to make him think he won and he will walk away.
@JR-ch4sl
@JR-ch4sl 4 года назад
John Doe or realise your an easy target and come right back when they need their fix😂
@garbougesenior3486
@garbougesenior3486 3 года назад
Lee : was it all for drugs Joey : No it was for my fukin church funds, Yes Lee it was all for drugs Lmaoo i could see this convo going just like that 🤣
@garbougesenior3486
@garbougesenior3486 3 года назад
9:30 I love watching Lee talking & trying to put thoughts that come into his mind out threw his mouth when he high as F 😂👌🏽😂👌🏽🤣🔥🤣🔥🤣
@nuahS
@nuahS Год назад
look at 10:55 lol
@symmetricalpattern3335
@symmetricalpattern3335 5 лет назад
Lee in outer space
@BubblewrapHighway
@BubblewrapHighway 4 года назад
Shiiit I'm bout to be.
@stoundingresults
@stoundingresults 5 лет назад
Lee turning oriental👀
@20biomed08
@20biomed08 4 года назад
Seeing shit in widescreen
@warfighter1988
@warfighter1988 5 лет назад
Just watched spiderman 2 again, i had no idea he was in it
@Slim_Ch4rles
@Slim_Ch4rles 5 лет назад
"If you wana get to him, you gotta go thru me cocksucka"
@Sneak248
@Sneak248 5 лет назад
Charlie Cunilio LMFAO
@fwalkerr
@fwalkerr 5 лет назад
u gota be kiddin me that shoot and coke are all that joey talks about
@imdontaisbrokeheadphones6741
@imdontaisbrokeheadphones6741 5 лет назад
I just typed in “Joey Diaz” and his Spider-Man scene popped in the quick search😱 google scares the shit out of me
@TeRraAwTisM
@TeRraAwTisM 4 года назад
First thing I saw him in was my name is Earl
@fb0906
@fb0906 5 лет назад
Joey should publish a drug dealing book for dummies
@BubblewrapHighway
@BubblewrapHighway 4 года назад
It would just be a printed transcript of every episode of the Church.
@joshchristian6101
@joshchristian6101 4 года назад
Hell nah, we cant have the police getting hip to the good stuff.
@emilianoyaboi5911
@emilianoyaboi5911 3 дня назад
@@joshchristian6101they are well aware
@Coondawgwoopwoop
@Coondawgwoopwoop 5 лет назад
As someone that's lived in the Roaring fork valley I love his snowmass/aspen stories. he nailed it. It's changed now but from the stories I've heard from the old timers they are 100% true
@zorroonmilkavitch1840
@zorroonmilkavitch1840 4 года назад
Yeah I bought a friend's trailer at the KOA in Basalt back in 1979 I think it was I wish I kept that thing Id have a place to ski to this day damn I think I paid$1,800 for that place I mean I could have fixed it up probably sold it for a lot of money by this day. I bet you that place is filled out now that Highway 82 is four-lane or what two lanes both ways all the way to Denver right wow that's that place has got to be built up
@albetorocha9418
@albetorocha9418 5 лет назад
Joey “strength of 10 hulks” Diaz
@anthonyreo5075
@anthonyreo5075 4 года назад
You make me feel better about my past as a degenerative thief!!
@nategomes1719
@nategomes1719 4 года назад
I love the bone head stories. Lol the best one was the one when bonehead got highshooting dope left the fryer on lit the house on fire. Then when fire truck comes and he says hey is my chicken ready.
@luke2183
@luke2183 4 года назад
It was fries!
@jasonbevell1390
@jasonbevell1390 4 года назад
where can you find that one?
@ysammo214
@ysammo214 5 лет назад
4:22 joey sneaking in a stealth burn while telling that analogy LOL
@imhappyandyou.4003
@imhappyandyou.4003 5 лет назад
Well Mr. Diaz, I can say without a doubt that you're definitely that one comedian I truly pray I can meet someday!.. The joy and laughter you bring me with your life stories is absolutely priceless and the wisdom that you've learned from all of it is also priceless!. So thank you for your time and effort in making us laugh and I love all the stories that you've shared with us till now. Stay great Mr. Diaz and I look forward to hearing the next great story. 🙏🙏🍻
@Savike
@Savike 5 лет назад
This guy is a mafia leader in MAFIA 3 😂😂
@j.p.kalfakis9593
@j.p.kalfakis9593 5 лет назад
Savage Mike yeah, that’s him. He worked on the game.
@mongoemaniac247
@mongoemaniac247 Год назад
I don’t know why but every time Joey takes a sip of water it makes me want to grab a bottle and take some sips lol
@ronthunders6124
@ronthunders6124 5 лет назад
“when i see lee, and i see that he pulls into subway sandwich?” I love how lees obsession with subway , is a never ending ball busting that he never will hear the end of hahahah. Its not a severe ball busting, but its just hilarious how he said that. hahaha i love that line. And i imagine JUST how bad joey would’ve beat poor lee if he knew him in the 80s. Hahah poor lee. Imagine if lee knew joey in the 80s, and imagine that split second moment when joey sees lees stupid face (OBLIVIOUS AS EVVVVER), smiling, while naively strolling into subway sandwich, licking his lips and rubbing his little hands together , and joey just SPRRRRRINTS over to lees house, and starts ramsacking his faggy bed stand!
@BTokinn
@BTokinn 5 лет назад
Joey would be better off doing a podcast by him self, he literally doesn't listen to other people talk. He just wants to ramble on to him self lol Also the fact he think subway is called "subway sandwich" is pretty amazing.
@danielcarrero463
@danielcarrero463 5 лет назад
Hahaha Subway sandwich....
@tylarhendrix2004
@tylarhendrix2004 5 лет назад
I only come to listen to joey not the guest 😂
@evanschulte6153
@evanschulte6153 5 лет назад
You dont watch enough of his podcast if you think he doesnt listen to his guests. He is telling a story so he is trying to stick to the topic.
@evanschulte6153
@evanschulte6153 4 года назад
@Viking 1982 lol obviously you dont watch the podcast like his real fans do. Lee is the funniest part of the podcast
@turtlemob839
@turtlemob839 4 года назад
Cause In New York and jersey there’s the subway then there’s the subway sandwich
@mattsegal9042
@mattsegal9042 5 лет назад
Bona fide best storytelling of all time no doubt. The best aspect is how he uses either Lee's or the guest's name in the story to convey it so good. The best shit man!
@RealJoshTv
@RealJoshTv 5 лет назад
Love Joeys stories 👽
@codypeck1103
@codypeck1103 Год назад
Lee an Diaz are the perfect combo, Joey was able to help Lee break out of his shell while at the same time I think Joey gained a new good friend who is reliable and they built that business together.
@Jbkbmx
@Jbkbmx Год назад
Lee is petrified during joey diaz describing robbing him lmao
@AAWWWWWW
@AAWWWWWW 4 месяца назад
Lee is low key the host of this show. He just has Joey on every time. The questions he asks to direct or clarify the convo is professional status. Lee sacrificing getting abuse to help Joey and the pod. What a man
@brands743
@brands743 4 года назад
Lee is always so clueless 😂
@victorthai5165
@victorthai5165 3 года назад
more like high out of his fuckin mind
@mongoemaniac247
@mongoemaniac247 Год назад
Grew up different
@Freetoryforeverumbrella
@Freetoryforeverumbrella 5 лет назад
Bruhh this man gets a pass in any hood 🤣🤣
@albondsgalaxy
@albondsgalaxy 5 лет назад
Joey stole our hearts!
@Boostedm3nace
@Boostedm3nace 4 года назад
Joey Diaz on robbing drug dealers- “Am I proud of it? No.” Also Joey Diaz on robbing drug dealers- “Do I talk about it every second of everyday? Yes.”
@xavierjones6060
@xavierjones6060 4 года назад
Lee so high his breathing switched from automatic to manual
@michaelmachado5415
@michaelmachado5415 Год назад
I absolutely love uncle Joey, but the rage that consumes me when this guy takes a GULP of water is insane 😂
@garymartinez8494
@garymartinez8494 5 лет назад
yeah from being a thief I learned that people always hide stuff where they think nobody is going to be looking for anything like under there clothes, behind the bed post,between the mattress, inside the circut breaker box , under the night stand and so on and so forth
@memeteam4497
@memeteam4497 4 года назад
Lee “the highest person ever” syatt
@alexgerling3686
@alexgerling3686 5 лет назад
Joey you speak the truth, I respect you because of your honesty, theirs no bullshit with you and your a funny guy respect from a guy in North Wales, your words cross oceans
@tookiebroon
@tookiebroon 2 года назад
Lees voice when Joey is telling the story hahaha. His wee eyes only open a slit, could blindfold him with dental floss 🤣🤣
@kentwyman8175
@kentwyman8175 5 лет назад
Joey Diaz is the og of the ogs Haha. This fools too real!
@bentremy
@bentremy 5 лет назад
Joey was a real “smooth criminal” 😎
@FreneticZetetic
@FreneticZetetic 9 месяцев назад
"If I can take the thing, I take the thing to go." Lmfao
@charliediaz2127
@charliediaz2127 4 года назад
We need to kick it!!! Your amazing
@1istomanyads906
@1istomanyads906 4 года назад
That's why I stay poor... Had a guy break into my house and I guess he felt sorry for me cause he left a twenty hangin on the fridge...
@haggard1378
@haggard1378 5 лет назад
Lee look high af😂
@aerowashburns6004
@aerowashburns6004 Год назад
Every joey diaz youtube title makes me chuckle.
@wyattmccleave538
@wyattmccleave538 5 лет назад
Joey ‘when your hearts beating and you want that cocaine’ Diaz
@johnmcdaid7975
@johnmcdaid7975 4 года назад
Lee is so baked in this podcast!! 😂🤣😎👌
@goopvapor7699
@goopvapor7699 3 года назад
Joey: If you got a safe in your house lee: fuck
@Krowsnose
@Krowsnose Год назад
Joey looks like his brain breaks when Lee starts talking about jail being a deterrent lol
@coodiebear16
@coodiebear16 2 года назад
There’s nothing like getting stoned to the gills and listening to this. Lmao “I see lee go into subway sandwich..”
@TonyClay893
@TonyClay893 3 года назад
Omg. Makes me never want to leave the house. Never thought robbing was that organized to check lookout every room i go in. Amazing
@ketomine.
@ketomine. Год назад
watching this has me tweaking about hiding my money, lol.
@AJBuddha
@AJBuddha Год назад
What it means to be a theif??? Everybody wants to BE you But nobody wants to be around you 🐐💯
@Freddy-Zamora-MX
@Freddy-Zamora-MX 3 года назад
Joey should write a book about his life, amazing man. Lee is high as f-ck!
@alfonsoavalos71
@alfonsoavalos71 Год назад
This is actually valuable information
@Sar-ahG
@Sar-ahG 4 года назад
I love J’s voice...
@1981yama
@1981yama 5 лет назад
I have a feeling Joey and Joe aren’t as close as they used to be.
@DavidMossMGS
@DavidMossMGS 5 лет назад
1981yama wrong
@taproductions4377
@taproductions4377 5 лет назад
@Chips Handon wow you got awfully defensive over a comment that had nothing to do with you
@aerouwid4624
@aerouwid4624 5 лет назад
joey dont fuck wit snitches
@eskee1
@eskee1 5 лет назад
Same name itd never work
@eskee1
@eskee1 5 лет назад
4:50 lee shitting pants
@ulackh8tred
@ulackh8tred 5 лет назад
Someone has to do a timeline on his life adventures
@youngblood3314
@youngblood3314 5 лет назад
LoomisAlter everything happened 1982-1984
@robertresendez442
@robertresendez442 4 года назад
I only watch Joey when I’m wasted it’s fun
@davidcrowley4006
@davidcrowley4006 5 лет назад
“Know what I’m saying beep beep”
@kiduzi9507
@kiduzi9507 4 года назад
Thanks Joey
@mo6278
@mo6278 2 года назад
I love going over these clips funny guy Lee syath joey goes without saying
@donnybosco8319
@donnybosco8319 Год назад
Joe is like a cartoon character / everyone I grew up with on each side of saint Paul
@jackfinnigan7919
@jackfinnigan7919 3 года назад
Take a bong rip every time Joey says “North bergen New Jersey”
@4k_fons
@4k_fons 4 года назад
11:04 when you're so high, you forget how to use your words 😅
@justdylan742
@justdylan742 4 года назад
lmao this guy is so lit right now
@thomascoursey5428
@thomascoursey5428 4 года назад
The strength of ten hulks 😂
@iggy4774
@iggy4774 5 лет назад
I love his cut the bullshit matter of fact breakdown, fucking refreshing this day in age.
@suckdeeznutz5159
@suckdeeznutz5159 4 года назад
Theirs no 1080p option 😭
@ddrolet9978
@ddrolet9978 4 года назад
Joey "I knew this guy" Diaz
@coreywkessler
@coreywkessler 5 лет назад
The strength of two hulks waouts LoLff love
@nathanphelan6615
@nathanphelan6615 2 года назад
Subway sandwich gets me every tiimeee
@LAMPSLIFE
@LAMPSLIFE 2 года назад
Lee was high asf 😂
@dannykingz1897
@dannykingz1897 5 лет назад
Let’s welcome Herpy to the show today.
@gHenny.
@gHenny. 5 лет назад
Lee reminds me of Todd from Bojack Horseman
@hadleymanmusic
@hadleymanmusic 4 года назад
I used to have a runnin buddy but I started a band and he went on to be like you. Swoopin shit.
@soldierof239
@soldierof239 Год назад
Lee went home and moved all his cash and valuables out of his end table after this 😂
@xxstrider3188
@xxstrider3188 4 года назад
*WISDOM*
@DedePerez-xr1xv
@DedePerez-xr1xv 4 месяца назад
😊man this guy got story's 4days
@plugtalk1941
@plugtalk1941 4 года назад
Lee:so you learned this from experience Joey: no I learned it from being a thief Lee:so you'd go to bars for scouting missions Joey: no you'd put someone to follow em and then you'd calem at the bar.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 .timon and pumbaa over here
@Huckabuck
@Huckabuck 3 года назад
...... Tremendous.
@LAMPSLIFE
@LAMPSLIFE 3 года назад
Lol he talking about the strength of 10 hulks 😂😂
@F5xToRefresh
@F5xToRefresh 5 лет назад
10:59 Lee is so fucking baked lmfao
@Tr4falgar1
@Tr4falgar1 4 года назад
We need Joey as GTA 6 main character
@schiz0phren1c
@schiz0phren1c 5 лет назад
Joey "I'll take a Big Mac meal with Coke and a 1982 Brinks safe to go" Diaz :) also...I've never seen a podcast with less visible retinas!
@Markkzilla
@Markkzilla 4 года назад
I find these videos funny because Lee always seems like a sheltered child whenever Joey tells him these stories and situations. Like its funny how blown away he is sometimes. lol
@YEFAN2008
@YEFAN2008 4 месяца назад
Lmao I forget it’s only two of them in the studio
@joeboorer5341
@joeboorer5341 5 лет назад
Dude the guy asking the qeustions looks so baked!
@loodsdude
@loodsdude 5 лет назад
Legend
@04dram04
@04dram04 5 лет назад
Nothing legendary about a junky theif
@loodsdude
@loodsdude 5 лет назад
@@04dram04 why are you listening than bub
@motoredbikemadness2061
@motoredbikemadness2061 Год назад
11:05 “jail’s the ultimate.. uhh whatever it’s called, makes u not want to do it” -“deterrent?”
@ziggiesaquaticexotics8270
@ziggiesaquaticexotics8270 Год назад
The strength of ten hulks 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lordgooseberry8894
@lordgooseberry8894 5 лет назад
Everytime he talks and then stops there's just a "huuuuu"
@alangmar4334
@alangmar4334 4 года назад
Its the breathing exhaust of a fat fuck
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