Joey Diaz Sleeps With One Legged Woman - YMH Highlight 

Hahahhahahahaha

Indeed bad idea

Lmaooooooooo facts

Yo this always how it goes when they say they can hang with the guys then you get the angsty looks and know you about to hear about it later

@@TheShawn2996 Completely fax

He’s watching her live that load.

She enjoying it

That wasn't discomfort bud. Haha

Don't pollute your love karma by watching these videos..think for your future before its too late ....

@@amresponsibilitytakernotli9613 are you a bot

Of course! Who the fuck you think you’re dealing with over here it’s Uncle Joey! 😂

“Like she was drinking a gallon of Mountain Dew” 😂😂

"The bitch had game. You can tell she knew how to suck a cock"

"lying there like she got shot in vegas" is one of the funniest things ever

joey has probably been banned from places a lot so that's what he expected xD

🤣🤣🤣

@@charlieward7606 Joey is banned from Seattle I think lol

aey! Joey, u mudder fuka! dat, was my ole lady! 'u's still gotter glass eyeball? pay me my $20 dollars basturd

@@jumbostorm887 wait what why??? i'm tryna see him on tour here 😂

He took Christina back to a dark place

Tremendous you meant!

@@vladimirandreev5932 that’s what she said when her uncle was done

I was like "What uncle joke?" Then it came. (no pun intended).

It made me cringe at first until I remember,”I’m in the hell with this man”,and I started laughing too😂.It’s that dark humor you have when you’re in Valhalla

I think we all got MeToo'd. Great storyteller.

I'm pretty sure she was getting turned on.

@@jonathandorozowsky4005 xD Yeah sure she was, and no is german for yes.

That's why women generally aren't good comedians. Joey's story was fucking hilarious and she was all like midly disgusted.

I think he purposely told all the explicit details after seeing christines reaction in the beginning of the story. Fucking Funny guy .

The great Patrice o'neal 🎉

That man was a legend, rip🙌

And his raspy horse laugh right after he said that I died laughing!

I remember a year or so back I was really struggling with myself and Joey Diaz clips were already starting to help me enjoy shit again, and then he dropped that joke (just on the fly like a Doctor) and I couldn't believe what he said and thought how is this clip not banned by RU-vid. Then I listened to it again and laughed, and then I laughed harder, and even harder the next several times. This guy is a treasure.

Hahahahahahahhahah😂😂😂😂😂

You lot are sick in the head. Evil people find molestation funny. Especially when it comes to minors.

Facts 😂

discomfort

​@@ytsucksnowwiththisrealname1096 99% of what Joey says is bullshit so if you look at it that way....

@@ytsucksnowwiththisrealname1096 I read the comment, saw "uncomfortableness" and went -WHAT THE- to myself lol. Yes, 'uncomfortable' exists but wtf is 'uncomfortableness? LAMAOFAOOOOFEOOOOO

@@danieln9226 you typed a paragraph over something someone typed.

Same

🤣🤣🤣

@@JoepJackson so nasty and full of disgust

@@adamthobajr8597 lol thats exactly why I couldn't stop laughing just completely revolting

@@JoepJackson can't argue with that!

whats the meaning of louieing

Aidan Jordan espesially when it come to slinging dick

I had to keep pausing the video to take laugh breaks. This dude has me in tears and toms laughing makes this 10 timess funnier 😂😂😂

He can tell the 3 little pigs story He will have everyone with their mouth open

the looks of shock I would subscribe 10 times

You mean the BIGGEST bullshit artist of all time!!

Load of death 🤣

"It's like youre 14 and your uncles molesting you" has me dead asf

@@rdug2165 🤣🤣😂😂

Loady diaz

*gulp Ahh… 💀

You should watch joey on Honey Dew podcast. I'll send you the link if you want the production crew laughs non stop

adam Joe Pesci yooo send that link pls

@@SVMTY0725 hey anytime, search RU-vid for "Honey dew podcast" episode feat. Ryan Sickler and Joey Diaz" you'll prolly get many results- look for past 6 weeks you'll see Uncle Joey in a Blue T-shirt. Still...drinking that same 500ml water bottle as irritating as possible.

@@SVMTY0725 2. RU-vid search for Redbar Joey Diaz. OK so this weird Iranian man and his very chubby, NEVER SEEN female sidekick who agrees with 150℅ of what shit he spews. I'm sorry for the clichés. I just hate Redbar and his negative energy, I'm out. Home boy

@@adamthobajr8597 just send the link wtf lol

Cabrini Greenbacks her asshole still open like a dragon’s mouth

Cabrini Greenbacks that shit is fucked up😂😂😂

Tremendous

Had me dying..😂

Deaddddd

Please tell me you have a timestamp, been trying to find it

@@Thugnificent95 1:18

wed all igamine a dragons breath smells like shit, but at least hot and warm. the sphincter opens up like a lizzard mouth too.

Genius!!

hey she's been in therapy for 10 years!

She acts that way purposely. She can 1 million percent handle anything he says. It's just for comedic effect to act disgusted or uncomfortable.

@@miloandot exactly, she understands how comedy works.

What are you talking about, she played it the way she oughta play it. This is a podcast for entertainment, not to prove Christina is cool. You got no sense of showbusiness lol.

I can watch nearly anything without wincing but the way Joey describes sex is so gross

The cringe "look how politically correct I am" walking on eggshells jokes comedians tell now is pathetic.

I literally came here to comment this same thing. I am uncontrollably laughing at this.

To be fair, chill talk I’d always funnier than actual routines, like I watched Theo vons special and it was extremely unfunny, but when Theo Is on a Pog just talking, he’d the funniest person on the plane t

@@AntagonistVRcouldn’t agree more…I was so disappointed with his “routine” but his improv work is on a whole different level

😂😂😂😂

Load of Det 😂😂😂

"This is the worst pinata colada I've ever had" 😂😂😂

It was like she drank a gallon of Mountain Dew

SneakOne_ Omg I loved how you spelled death that way lmfao.

More because Joey said he’s not circumcised lmao

That had me howling.

5 months late reply, but this and Changing Flavours on JRE

​@punkbus1 indeed it is. I forgot I left this comment. I guess I've been feeling down lately, huh.

​@@punkbus1and yes, that one is also hilarious!

Right there with you bro 😂😂😂

This was great but nothing tops Joey’s shit story on Rogan.

Same lmao

Listen to the Puerto Rican Nelson or Vinny Warhead one

Ditto. With many Joey stories I do the same

My father is that way. Oh lord it gets crazy.

Same here bro.

@@AllWillBeRevealed957 Lucky!

i laugh pretty uncontrollably and have the time of my life when someone gets me, and a guy like Joey would have me shamelessly on the floor in the middle of thanksgiving dinner kicking my feet laughing. i would move mountains to make it to any family occasion that guy showed up to.

Bro my uncle is just like that... once took out his D at garden party and held it over the barbecue asking, "Who wants some sausage?!" - and my aunt, savage as she is, goes "That's not gonna fill anyone!". I love my family.

Man Uncle Joey was a pimp any story he tells he snags a chick with big tits

Is the word monkey commonly used there? heard it the first time from Joey himself

@@heroiccombatengineer6018 I think it’s mainly Joey cuz I haven’t heard anyone else use it but him or serial killer Albert fish

He the 🐐

AND I LOVE HIM

Fuckin' love Uncle Joey. He's a SAVAGE.

Did you say BLUNT?

SUCKA LA MINK

Thing is joeys a comedian. He’s simply telling jokes. People just don’t know how to take jokes no more

@@dilldozar296 man I dont give a shit about the general cancel culture or metoo. He can make a joke about any fucking thing. But I dont think him saying he only let women perform on stage for blowjobs was a joke. Thats fucking disgusting behaviour to the core. He never said it was a joke so why would anyone think it was?

Phtephen a good comedian is one that talks where you can’t tell if he’s joking or not!!!! That’s Joey

@@dilldozar296 so comedians have the same tell as sex offenders? Yea no I disagree with that. When Jared talked about sexy children, people also thought he was joking..

bet....

You just black out like your 14 and your uncle is about to molest you 😂😂😂😂😂

bro what exactly did he say tho? cant understand him ^^

@@1990rable she said she blacked out during his story, he said sure when i put my tongue in your ass you black out too Like when you're 14 and your uncle is molesting you.

@@1990rable I’m not gonna type it out and end up on a FBI watchlist lol

@@GoldenGod69 Smart move pal. 😂

You are evil.

The uterus took over

Christina

she thought she was game until that moment

also love toms face cos he knows this is a set up

@@Joan08Nunez whooosh

Talk about looking too much into it. It’s a good story. That’s why he told it.

@@thecake03 literally read this when he said it

He was def ramping that up im sure he started gassing it at some point😭💀

"Laying there like she got shot in Vegas"

Christine*

Yeah not why or how but where?! 😂😂😂😂😂

Its fucking instant laughs and then insane laughs for another 10 minutes. This is the best story ever told

Like joey and Seattle and Colorado

Tremendous

Same 😂😂😂😂😂💕

Same hahaha no one but Joey can say some shit like that

The people in the background are cracking up too lol

International*

Tremendous!

D C American citizen moron

Random Guy no he isn’t international

@D C he's a castro refugee lol

Lol your comment made me laugh the hardest! 😂 thank you

That's why Joe Rogan loves talking to Joey. Lol

When he climbed in that woman's room like a bat out of hell was up there as well.

DJ Vertigo idk how it’ll be on youtube😭😭😭

Animating that would be a crime against nature.

animate and put it on pornhub

You want to go to prison? Cuz that will get you locked up for 10 easy

They have hentai for that moron.

SEXCOPTER RUL That’s how she winded up w kids lmao

She's getin' those Vietnam flashbacks.

She's loving every minute of it.... !!!! As she pretends to be respectable !!! 🤗

@@jacappy111 if she didn't like it, he wouldn't have been on their show as much as he has.

She looks like she needs a drink.

One of the best lines in all of comedy and podcast history.

Nah in all of history of human kind!!

@@gabelogan56 Most Women don't understand humor, there's a reason all the top comedians are Men.

@@str8904 nah man, there's plenty of really good female comics out there. ESPECIALLY at your local comedy clubs. The trouble is at the top. SO many networks and studios and tv execs still think there's a very small amount of female material that is "marketable". It's their fault we don't get to see the really funny chicks. We always end up seeing the one's talking about being a mom and how awful guys are and all that fucking schlock. Edit: ALSO definitely a whole lot of bad female comics out there in the local level too. Going for clapter. But man... I've seen at least a dozen female comics at $5 or free shows in SF that were 10X better than half the comics I've seen make it on the Tonight Show or Late Show. Executives only show what they think they can really sell.

@@gabelogan56 there's no real gatekeepers anymore, if you're great you can make your own way off youtube, podcasts or whatever. Times that tv execs dictated what comedy we got to see are long gone.

@@fleshreap Not long gone. Not even gone yet. But HELL YEA... thank god for the youtube and social media revolution as far as artists getting exposure on their own! It's definitely helping in fucking incredible ways!

@@gabelogan56 dude snap out of it. Netflix literally disabled their rating system just to push Amy Schumer through to the top & she's hot trash

Now's our time.

Especially now lol

Put his brain and soul into a robot if he gets too old

Fucking Hilarious line

I had to urban dictionary it. Lol

THAT is amazingly fucking accurate!! They don’t realise male grossness has no limits! 😂

It reminds me of Segura's bit about when he was the porn buyer for his floor in his college dorm and how men are degenerates, lmao. Wouldn't be surprised if previous retellings helped inspire that.

👍🏾🤷🏾‍♂️

they lame as hell, have no humor😢😂

Ait gonna happen. World won't be the same.

wait, what happened?

@@possiblyacop2465 Some bs he was talking about on JRE from 10 years ago and they made a big deal about it. Ain't shit for Joey

what the fuck is that lol?

I’ve been using that line ever since I heard this ep

Rap game Joey Diaz

@@kingraj333 gotta ask Louie about that.

I think its two wet fingers in the vagine

I am in the office right now bro hahaha

Christine is not funny and very pussy like

what if she's doing a bit and pretending to be grossed out?

Roman Castro yeah I thought that was obvious loool

@@romancastro_ what if you're making excuses because you enjoy a shit comedian?

@@romancastro_ nah she's about to vomit over it, it's legit

Valium

Jersey accent

Wrong red neck lol

@@didurightaguilar5974 whatever its all new York up there anyways lol