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The Church of What's Happening Now
Episode 668
Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Eleanor Kerrigan
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@Azure._.
@Azure._. 5 лет назад
'A jew coming out of a Christmas tree has got to be frightening.'
@complexgrafix
@complexgrafix 5 лет назад
I am tearing !!!!!
@darthnihilus5282
@darthnihilus5282 5 лет назад
Lmao ‘Christ-killer in the Christmas Tree”
@ohnonotjo
@ohnonotjo 5 лет назад
I got yous
@erickh82082
@erickh82082 5 лет назад
Lmmfao
@RamnaViaz
@RamnaViaz 5 лет назад
As annoying as she is that one was actually pretty good.
@gino1802
@gino1802 5 лет назад
Imagine being Joey's friend as a child. No doubt the best experience anyone had. I guarantee this guy gave people some crazy memories.
@eight_hundred_eighteen
@eight_hundred_eighteen 5 лет назад
I just imagine his kid voice, saying "Dawg"
@maclaintrepanier2511
@maclaintrepanier2511 5 лет назад
Diego Camacho or him saying “LIKE A FUCKING DOCTAH” as a 12 year old
@moebettamusicvids
@moebettamusicvids 5 лет назад
I grew up pretty similar in Brooklyn during the 70’s and 80’s. Saw some of the craziest shit ever. I still can’t believe I made past 18. It was awesome!
@veryfrozen3271
@veryfrozen3271 5 лет назад
Yea fuck around and youll get kidnaped 😂😂
@justinthomas2334
@justinthomas2334 4 года назад
in urban neighborhoods where everyone grows up basically living on top of each other, you know so many people like this growing up
@markabbazia2339
@markabbazia2339 5 лет назад
“It was the Kennedy assasination of snowball shots”
@cinnamonsinner4619
@cinnamonsinner4619 3 года назад
😭😭😂💀
@pint3166
@pint3166 3 года назад
"One day I tortured Mr. Martini for two years" Woah.
@staplerwatercup4605
@staplerwatercup4605 3 года назад
When you're so good at it you transcend space and time.
@franktheavocado7573
@franktheavocado7573 3 года назад
@@staplerwatercup4605 joey is a 5th dimensional being, time to him is a piece of string to play with. he knows no boundaries of what we 3D creatures are restrained by
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 2 года назад
“The slow torture chamber”🤣
@carter_1
@carter_1 5 лет назад
Mr. Martini probably had just as much fun. Most men never do quite grow up.
@mr.anonymous5501
@mr.anonymous5501 4 года назад
If most men never, 'grow up', what exactly is being a, 'grown up' measured against? For being a group of people whose majority never quite develop from childhood, there sure is a bunch of total progress, that's required countless individual sacrifice.
@johnniejackson9794
@johnniejackson9794 2 года назад
This man is a wizard with stories
@vincentdominguez236
@vincentdominguez236 5 лет назад
The game was called Scully in my Bronx neighborhood
@mr.mirchenstein6549
@mr.mirchenstein6549 3 года назад
I can listen to Joe tell stories all day long 🤪
@Pirategod23
@Pirategod23 3 года назад
That was ME
@mr.truthteller1467
@mr.truthteller1467 9 месяцев назад
Damn this lady needs to pipe down and let Uncle Joey tell his story!!!
@jeffreyturnage856
@jeffreyturnage856 3 года назад
Remember.. there was a JEW talking about serving the missing children to main meat distributors... Joe Diaz got away Sponsored by PFY shoes 👞😳🤣
@zombiefried5362
@zombiefried5362 4 года назад
Which video is the outro?
@jgbuonanno
@jgbuonanno 5 лет назад
This broad and her noises.She sounds premoistened.
@prince_sach50
@prince_sach50 5 лет назад
ikr she needs to stfu
@mrs.georgeglass3997
@mrs.georgeglass3997 5 лет назад
My sister and I are the same age 5 months out of the year, we grew up in this tiny Town in swandive onto my face off a cliff in Oregon, u know where dreams go and just die, I digress but we use to live across the street from the fairgrounds and we would hide under the wooden bleachers that are there I bet right now, and just scare the freaking shiiiit out of the FFA kids and, the 4H kids who thought they were better then us cause they could afford a family sheep or their fat cousin who needs it pounded out or whatever! O man the days that are prime examples of what kids wear helmets for now!
@roterakaten636
@roterakaten636 2 года назад
That's what you did back in the day stayed outside and fucked with people. This is entirely 1000% true.
@The1ROCKGOD
@The1ROCKGOD 5 лет назад
I love Eleanor.
@professorairpods4121
@professorairpods4121 4 года назад
Who is this irritating lady, but keeps on trying to interject. What a disgusting comment to say a Jew coming out of the trees is frightening.
@eamoncrawford
@eamoncrawford 2 года назад
Hey, CHARLIE UNIFORM NOVEMBER TANGO! Shut-up! We're trying to listen to J.D. She's like Joey's own version of Yoko Ono.
@elusiveDEVIANT
@elusiveDEVIANT 5 лет назад
“And these kids think fortnight is fun.” - right? This whole martini thing sounds hilarious, but fuck, today he’d get arrested or some shit. Today’s world is full of a bunch of dicks. I miss the 90s xD
@Whatsupp666
@Whatsupp666 5 лет назад
Feel sorry for Mr Martini
@bigdawg9237
@bigdawg9237 5 лет назад
Lady, just shut up and let him talk. Quit trying to insert yourself into the story.
@postersandstuff
@postersandstuff 5 лет назад
She suffers from Larry King syndrome :p
@guythompson1616
@guythompson1616 4 года назад
Couldn’t agree more.. too irritating
@jaredmartin7040
@jaredmartin7040 4 года назад
YEAH
@scoldingwhisper
@scoldingwhisper 4 года назад
okah
@Devin-xl9iz
@Devin-xl9iz 3 года назад
I know right, the whole time I was listening to this I'm telling this broad to shut the fuck up. Let the man tell his story.
@alynherndon7667
@alynherndon7667 5 лет назад
God I wish she would quit talking
@raijinnathanmatthews8092
@raijinnathanmatthews8092 5 лет назад
Joey "I'll never forget this" Diaz
@ericd5617
@ericd5617 5 лет назад
he said it as i read this
@ericd5617
@ericd5617 5 лет назад
and again
@yungsorrow5896
@yungsorrow5896 4 года назад
Raijin/Nathan Matthews Larry Lawton
@jayb9968
@jayb9968 3 года назад
5 seconds later “ what we talking about “
@LuisC-xo9io
@LuisC-xo9io 4 года назад
When he starts laughing you know it's a true story because he's remembering
@Tom-dz4sp
@Tom-dz4sp 4 года назад
4:46 she's trying tooo hard.. guy clearly said dirt balls
@Gematrinator
@Gematrinator 6 месяцев назад
"thats amaaaazing" yeah. shes annoying
@itisdeagle
@itisdeagle 5 лет назад
She said "PF Fangs" lmfao!! She sounds like a people pleaser with her fakeness.
@DiscoCubeHD
@DiscoCubeHD 5 лет назад
Davi Davi she definitely is lol
@theimmortalsleazus8057
@theimmortalsleazus8057 5 лет назад
I thought she said pf Chang's
@mr.anonymous5501
@mr.anonymous5501 4 года назад
She's a white person who'll react to a white person being portrayed positively on TV like she thinks it's wrong, 'cause she thinks others are racist towards whites for the actions of others, like how women act sexist towards the men of today because of what other men apparently done. She will do or say anything to be accepted, the kind of person who wants everyone to like her so much, she ends up with no one liking her, because she's too disingenuous for anyone to respect.
@pathd9110
@pathd9110 5 лет назад
The lady needs to stop interrupting his story
@SuperBlazain
@SuperBlazain 5 лет назад
pathd9110 right she wants to be Apart if the story so bad like just let Joey talk
@JulianLeahy
@JulianLeahy 5 лет назад
seriously
@Jobblow77
@Jobblow77 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@saintkamikaze
@saintkamikaze 5 лет назад
reason why i didn't watch a podcast with her. got tired of her annoying interruptions
@juanavila5177
@juanavila5177 5 лет назад
I thought it was just me lol she got annoying!
@WeSoFew
@WeSoFew 4 года назад
It’s a real sign of the female condition that every single female guest joe has always talks over him and doesnt shut up! And they say dumb shit. It’s not sexist. It’s real!
@Jdac333
@Jdac333 2 года назад
“Oh yeah I did that” “Oh yeah we did that” Like shut tf up
@zd5587
@zd5587 2 года назад
And they had on the shoes? Like what? lol
@freddiefinch9954
@freddiefinch9954 4 года назад
Imagine if Netflix made a series called JOEY. And did his whole life story. First season his coming from cuba and just a kid. Second season his a teenager and so on and so on. That would amazing and hilarious.
@leonardoneves7450
@leonardoneves7450 3 года назад
Joey is definitely one of the best storytellers in the history. He knows how to pace the story, deliver the joke and keep the listener engaged. What a talent
@DopesickDonald
@DopesickDonald Год назад
Not really.
@allyoucanvape8024
@allyoucanvape8024 4 года назад
No offence to some interviewers, but I hate hearing their meaningless jabs and inputs when I’m trying to follow Joey’s story. It’s actually really annoying and distracting. That’s why I love interviewers like Joe Rogan, he is such a good listener and his inputs actually mean something
@chesterpot3176
@chesterpot3176 Год назад
Yeah I think this kunt tries too hard to be one of the guys. Less is more bitchz
@TMPSpodcast
@TMPSpodcast Год назад
Totally agree. Especially with someone like Joey Diaz. 99% of the time he's funnier than you and a much better storyteller than you and much more interesting so you let him speak
@05LMFAO
@05LMFAO 4 года назад
Joey makes me feel like i missed out as a child with these sort of memories lol
@AlexanderLorenzoVideo
@AlexanderLorenzoVideo 5 лет назад
This girl thinks everything is either herself or her brother.
@plasma9839
@plasma9839 2 года назад
Damn reminds me of girls I’ve known
@letsgetit2029
@letsgetit2029 5 лет назад
Anyone else remember the fact that Ralphy May absolutely tormented Matthew mcconaughey for months. Sometimes idk if these guy are better hecklers than comedians. R.i.p Ralphy May🙌🏾🍖🌶🍤
@ChuckD351
@ChuckD351 5 лет назад
Párkinson Cox I do remember that story, but it would be so cool if Mathew mcconaughey would tell his version. I’ve asked Mathew on his instagram and got no reply.
@letsgetit2029
@letsgetit2029 5 лет назад
I think he’s too vain to tell the story but that’s ok if I ever seem him I’ll tell em his movies still suck 😂
@mexikunt
@mexikunt 5 лет назад
Ralphie was a fat piece of shit. Good riddance.
@D0NTCRASH1
@D0NTCRASH1 4 года назад
WHERE'S MY WIG go fuck yourself
@TrainMayhem
@TrainMayhem 5 лет назад
Diaz's voice and detailed stories are perfect for when your high
@EmeraldaKasim
@EmeraldaKasim 3 года назад
yup
@shadcovert1160
@shadcovert1160 5 лет назад
I love to wake & bake and listen to uncle Joey stories. Hilarious.
@blazer_boy
@blazer_boy 5 лет назад
wake & bake and listening to uncle Joey is my therapy and karate.
@nathan9808
@nathan9808 4 года назад
''
@kacpermelski4547
@kacpermelski4547 3 года назад
I swear
@paulymcg1930
@paulymcg1930 Год назад
A man of culture
@justeungars7356
@justeungars7356 5 лет назад
somebody should do a Joey Diaz storys timeline
@redshieldshatterer
@redshieldshatterer 4 года назад
Justeun Gars %@
@adammalone3414
@adammalone3414 2 года назад
Look up joey diaz testicle testaments all the storys you want to hear.
@christrinidad3360
@christrinidad3360 3 года назад
I wanted to watch this but the lady ruined it for me 45 seconds in
@darthnihilus5282
@darthnihilus5282 5 лет назад
"The Kennedy assassination of snowballs."
@wingman4668
@wingman4668 Год назад
“I was never fast I was quick”- Joey Diaz
@F8Findlay16
@F8Findlay16 5 лет назад
Camera doesn't ever show her at all until she says "Fortnite" lmao...
@NeuralOscillations
@NeuralOscillations 5 лет назад
Cleveland Brown I almost disliked the video because she said that. Yeah the story is great and I loved it but stop with the oldhead shit shitting on the new generation. It’s annoying already. I’ve played Fortnite like twice because it’s boring as hell to me, but these old fucks need to stop with that
@jq7323
@jq7323 5 лет назад
@YaFav Goon So why shit on fortnite instead of "video games" , that's one game out of thousands...
@miket7281
@miket7281 4 года назад
Joey please u don't need guests. Just u and Lee works quite well.
@migz8911
@migz8911 3 года назад
"He'd fucc you to dett then kill ya" omfg joey😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dwade6322
@dwade6322 4 года назад
God could this chick just stop tryin to Chime in every chance she gets...uggh
@JB-es3ff
@JB-es3ff 2 года назад
Lol the chicks when they come on the pod always try and fit in act like they can hang/ relate w these stories 😂😂😂😂 “used to be me” yea right
@DaftChung
@DaftChung 5 лет назад
“Shit balls?” 😂😭
@Robert-jx8nr
@Robert-jx8nr 5 лет назад
The thumbs down is from mr martini or the Jews
@peanutheadslickerthanbadjo9740
My neighborhood had our Mr martini also ,funny ass story .
@gino1802
@gino1802 5 лет назад
Mine too🤣🤣🤣🤣cept it was a pair of lesbians.
@theimmortalsleazus8057
@theimmortalsleazus8057 5 лет назад
Every neighborhood has one This one dude literally had a bus stop on his front lawn with a place to stand and he used to chase us off of it. So we would come back and put slushies all over his lawn and spread shit all over it
@shaunengle
@shaunengle Год назад
@@gino1802what would happen
@thedondaithi1304
@thedondaithi1304 3 года назад
Yeah when we were kids there was a man who worked in a warehouse, he was a welder, his name was Frank, this was was the most angry man in the world 😂😂 we used to hear him going crazy in his workshop, sometimes when we were playing football and he’s having a bad day he would come out start shouting at us, so us as kids just seen that as weakness 💯😂😂 so we made up a song about him and about 6 or 7 of us standing outside his work shop singing, “Franky Panky, where’s your hanky, is it snotty, use the potty” 🤷‍♂️😂😂 this guy would come running out with a hammer or or something raging down the road chasing us, one time he tried to ignore us, so we booted the football off the doors, it rattled the whole warehouse, out he comes again like a mad man 💯😂😂 good times, good times
@michaelthomas9802
@michaelthomas9802 5 лет назад
"One I tortoured him for TWO YEARS"?!?!?! LMAO
@Stoney-Jacksman
@Stoney-Jacksman 5 лет назад
I laughed so hard at the part when Joey described Mr Martini being behind that three! Hahaha. Also love this outro so much more than the new one. This ine doesnt get old.
@julianpineda8645
@julianpineda8645 5 лет назад
One of the last O.Gs...
@seansmusicandstuff8876
@seansmusicandstuff8876 4 года назад
This woman can’t just shut up and listen to Uncle Joey
@ronniehotdogs2982
@ronniehotdogs2982 5 лет назад
No shit he wasn’t a fast kid haha 😂 you didn’t need to say that joey we already knew 😂
@josephrussell6556
@josephrussell6556 2 года назад
He was actually pretty fit when he was younger but if you actually watched all his shit you’d know that bozo
@sumcallmejesus
@sumcallmejesus 4 года назад
The girl stays interrupting in the beginning lol
@damionburciaga7503
@damionburciaga7503 2 года назад
Lol somehow everything came back to her.
@catash7247
@catash7247 5 лет назад
" a Jew coming out of a Christmas tree has to be frightening."
@typenl2207
@typenl2207 2 года назад
joey: " i remember i threw a firebomb in mr martinis house" Eleanor: "i threw many firebombs, all the time"
@acb723
@acb723 3 года назад
" A Kennedy assassination of Snow Balls" ☠💀😫 ...Bruhh
@pootieofficalmusic
@pootieofficalmusic 2 года назад
i love how you can hear joey mention almost anything and find the backstory on the person A story or whatever crime He was talking about
@anthonymingilino9643
@anthonymingilino9643 4 года назад
I love listening to Joey tell stories. So funny!😂
@anthonymingilino9643
@anthonymingilino9643 4 года назад
SAG/AFTRA 🎭 REZ: 🎞 🎬 🎥 Nowcasting.com/AnthonyMingilino
@maxwellq3483
@maxwellq3483 5 лет назад
This girl just said pf fangs
@psychonautics_420
@psychonautics_420 5 лет назад
Who else wants some stars of death really bad????? I got 90+% oil and still crave those crazy stars 🤤 Weed is legal where I’m from😎
@MW2GEEK99
@MW2GEEK99 5 лет назад
Cannabinoid Dimethyltryptamine they’re cool, not the worlds best edible I can assure you that. They’re creepers forsure. Used to go to Sunset Herbal because of Joey lol
@Zer0Fall3n
@Zer0Fall3n 5 лет назад
Some girl on the podcast one time got caught by surprise n she was high af uncle Joey opened the windows n got her a water I bet those fuckers pack a punch 🤛
@johncastillo2194
@johncastillo2194 4 года назад
Weed is gay
@lukeilias7332
@lukeilias7332 5 лет назад
In Dublin when i was a kid we used to do shit like this all the time the dirt balls we called them muck balls you could blind someone quick if you hit them in the face you wouldnt be able to see for like a half hour. One of our neighbours called us the wreckers haha we accidently broke his nose doing nick nakes he fell off what yous americans would call a porch he fell of the step face first when he was trying to catch us.Few months go by he moved never to be seen again hahaha
@heroiccombatengineer6018
@heroiccombatengineer6018 Год назад
"im quick but at long distance you get me" Every stoner can relate to this
@AholicKnight
@AholicKnight 5 лет назад
Joey "I'll never forget this" Diaz
@mikedee7163
@mikedee7163 2 года назад
I believe everything in this story except the fact a fat Cuban immigrant was throwing change to poor white kids 😂
@JMartini810
@JMartini810 3 года назад
That guy in the story was my dad !
@LUKERJ
@LUKERJ 2 года назад
Prove it!
@BrooklynISLove
@BrooklynISLove 5 лет назад
Before even clicking on the video..its a snippet of Joey laughing his ass off and that made me giggle right away Imao
@GroundbreakGames
@GroundbreakGames Год назад
Why do the women on this show insist on being annoying?
@محمدسعد-ف9د
@محمدسعد-ف9د 5 лет назад
Hi from straya
@stonecold3936
@stonecold3936 5 лет назад
Fuck you
@jq7323
@jq7323 5 лет назад
@@stonecold3936 Yeah fuck him
@jordantaylor4549
@jordantaylor4549 5 лет назад
Every ten seconds all you hear is her fucking huffing
@TheBighappy4u
@TheBighappy4u 5 лет назад
I had old creep next door like that. That loved his grass and took care of it like a nazi. Was mean! Day I moved out of state i did Brodie’s on his lawn on way out!
@stoneyp3748
@stoneyp3748 3 года назад
"You buncha Marie's..."
@TB-md1uj
@TB-md1uj 3 года назад
Whos the chick and why she talkin on Joey’s podcast
@RandoWisLuL
@RandoWisLuL 5 лет назад
funny thing is 205 west 88th street isnt that bad looking now
@Blueskysuicide888
@Blueskysuicide888 5 лет назад
I love this joke 😜 😂😂💯
@JohnDoe-fy5kd
@JohnDoe-fy5kd 4 года назад
Stop interrupting you horrible host.
@pablobar6379
@pablobar6379 5 лет назад
I’ve only just realised lee sounds like Micheal Jackson 🤫
@Enjaeg
@Enjaeg 4 года назад
If only the adults on my block weren’t snitches when I was growing as a kid a decade ago. Our parents would fuck us up every time we fucked with the grumpy old people on our block.
@ca74050
@ca74050 5 лет назад
“Mr. Martini has a small weenie”
@jakecozzz1040
@jakecozzz1040 Год назад
My brother shit in our neibors mail box and got caught in the act by the mail man hahahaha we never ran so fast in our life the whole time the mail man's screaming "that's a federal offense"!!!!
@gentlemandudley7761
@gentlemandudley7761 2 года назад
What a life this man had. Stories for days! I love it!
@leadrings
@leadrings 3 года назад
nothing more annoying than when a woman gasps about something that isn’t PC
@andrealoi4426
@andrealoi4426 5 лет назад
This tasted like nostalgia. Me and my friends used to fuck with people the same way.
@wallzyhd4047
@wallzyhd4047 Год назад
Fucking love my P.F flyers, expensive to ship to aus tho
@JonnyMudMower
@JonnyMudMower 5 лет назад
We used to throw dog shit at this dudes house religiously ,,, now that I'm forty i still don't feel bad ha
@christianholsthansen4293
@christianholsthansen4293 5 лет назад
Some of these movie directors better be listening
@ScottHall-jn9rm
@ScottHall-jn9rm Год назад
We did the same shot to Sam Miller aka San goody he used to chase us with a musket in the mid 90s
4 года назад
Why cant u tell a story to a woman without her editorializing your whole shit smfh
@bartholemewrawktaviun-john7604
"And these kids think playing fortnite is fun"
@Gallo_1.6
@Gallo_1.6 3 года назад
PLEEEEEEASE write a book Joey!
@michaelgossett1415
@michaelgossett1415 Год назад
Joey playing "Skellys" on 8th street.
@babybassjr1618
@babybassjr1618 3 года назад
Joeys cough gives me life.
@janberkemeier7406
@janberkemeier7406 2 года назад
Eleanor "Shitballs?" Kerrigan
@BrooklynMusicForum
@BrooklynMusicForum Год назад
A Jew with the last name Martini???!!
@LUKERJ
@LUKERJ 2 года назад
That lady doesn’t shut up, jesus.
@josephmegeed1879
@josephmegeed1879 Год назад
"Mr.Martini,the sitting Jew of the block",I can't lie,with that Italian sounding last name,it takes me right back to that classic Tony Soprano,GOD Rest James Gandolfini,when he thought Meadows Dean was a Jew,Carmela told him he's Italian,n he just goes,"Jews with better food"...priceless.Salute Uncle Joey Diaz.Love,Respect n Support from Park Slope,Bklyn.
@jg3368
@jg3368 5 лет назад
I dont know how uncle joey remembers all this shit. I've ran just as hard as Joey since I was 14 I dont remember shit from back in the day. Not in detail at least. Uncle joey got a decade on me still remembers shit. Wish I could
@moreofjosem5363
@moreofjosem5363 5 лет назад
JG 33 for real and he smoke hella weed and I did too for like 10 years how tf he remember everything from like 72’
@TonyDgetlikeme
@TonyDgetlikeme 4 года назад
He's just super confident and fills in the blank
@j_bailey11
@j_bailey11 2 года назад
Yeah i feel like half of this stuff is made up
@curtishill6490
@curtishill6490 5 лет назад
Was it Martini from one flew over the coocoos nest
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