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TCOWHN # 589 - Donovan Patton
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt
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@robertluengas513
@robertluengas513 4 года назад
“In 1993, I’m living in Boulder.”
@crazyjoedavola5430
@crazyjoedavola5430 4 года назад
You know it's gonna be tremendous when Joey busts out the time and place....
@robertluengas513
@robertluengas513 4 года назад
Crazy Joe Davola Yeah.
@MattKismet
@MattKismet 4 года назад
Robert Luengas Boulder is fun but idk how he kept getting by cops
@m.a.4949
@m.a.4949 4 года назад
@@MattKismet bro. Take it with a grain of salt. Or ten
@MattKismet
@MattKismet 4 года назад
Max A ?
@austinlaverdure6348
@austinlaverdure6348 4 года назад
“He’s on heroin and it’s a Sunday” lmfao
@moonrock5324
@moonrock5324 3 года назад
talk about a lazy Sunday
@anthonysmalawipredators8794
@anthonysmalawipredators8794 2 года назад
Lmfao I thought the presentation of that line was perfect. Really set the scene
@clownworld5474
@clownworld5474 Год назад
Setting the scene 🤣
@RawOlympia
@RawOlympia Год назад
He's a Velvet Underground song ~
@IpswichRobert
@IpswichRobert Год назад
Haha great observation
@movietime1185
@movietime1185 2 года назад
“If your walking on ice, you might as well dance” some wise words right here...
@timshark6315
@timshark6315 2 года назад
Hell yeah
@ivywoodxrecords
@ivywoodxrecords Год назад
Really? Cause you should walk carefully on ice not dance. Otherwise the ice breaks and you plunge into the frigid water. Dumb fucks.
@Jux1401
@Jux1401 Год назад
Very old saying but it rains true. Most of the time it works.
@bandana4814
@bandana4814 4 года назад
"I would take 2 packs of bubbalicious" Ight ima head out.....
@c9hr0ni4c
@c9hr0ni4c 4 года назад
LMAO I saw this comment before I heard it and was wondering wtf 😂
@Mikefame3
@Mikefame3 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@CelestialWoodway
@CelestialWoodway 2 года назад
People can and have been arrested for doing that.
@zach1339
@zach1339 2 года назад
@@CelestialWoodway if you’re black
@musicman123ization
@musicman123ization Год назад
Lmao right I was like Joey talked about heroine and buying and 8ball then dude said I took two packs of bubbalicious and put one back
@PizzleTheClown
@PizzleTheClown 2 года назад
Everytime Lee talks it sounds like someone is tickling his feet under the desk and he's trying not to laugh
@oswurth8774
@oswurth8774 2 года назад
Yeah dudes beta 😂
@Diabolica843
@Diabolica843 Год назад
Lmfaoo
@Cheaplinx
@Cheaplinx Год назад
ong bruh 😭
@agarion101
@agarion101 4 года назад
Joey : I robbed $800 from a family and got away with it flawlessly Friends : I shoplifted gum once
@theassman585
@theassman585 3 года назад
And i stole from st4rawberries
@1nvisible1
@1nvisible1 2 года назад
*After my dad died in a car accident my mom eventually found a new boyfriend. He was a nice guy and she was working two jobs to save money to move out of the city when she found out she had bone cancer. She had just given notice to both jobs that she was leaving and mom, myself, and the new boyfriend, were driving to his hometown in Nebraska the next day so she could die with dignity and I could have a family after she was gone. We had a little weber bbq and were cooking some burgers when someone robbed us. The money was gone and so were our options. The new boyfriend ended up moving back to Nebraska without us. Mom died two years later and I spent the next eight years in foster care. They were alright I guess. I still miss my mom.*
@agarion101
@agarion101 2 года назад
@@1nvisible1 I’m really sorry from the bottom of my heart man, I hate to think the thought of losing my mom
@nicholasyebra1988
@nicholasyebra1988 Год назад
@@1nvisible1 I'm really really sorry to hear that, such a horrible situation
@Nathantooit
@Nathantooit Год назад
@@1nvisible1 rip to your mother
@Izz.yG24
@Izz.yG24 4 года назад
Joey is talking about real thievery and these buffoons are talking about stealing gum and tic tacs smh
@World_Premier
@World_Premier 4 года назад
Izzy G Dude why are you gatekeeping thievery lmfao
@Sharaxisful
@Sharaxisful 4 года назад
3C-FD look out its a reddit dweller
@pnwtaste2685
@pnwtaste2685 4 года назад
3C-FD 😂
@salemram15
@salemram15 4 года назад
I was thinking the exact same thing.
@johnchaney9100
@johnchaney9100 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@slugzlugz6398
@slugzlugz6398 4 года назад
Whenever you hear "I'm living in Boulder" you know it's a damn crazy story
@RM-cv5xu
@RM-cv5xu 4 года назад
These Muppets talking to Joey about bubble gum and tic tacs. Joey looks like hes about fall asleep.
@TheDailyCrafting
@TheDailyCrafting 3 года назад
" So yeah i got 7 hundred and bought some coke.." " I stole a pack of gum once"
@peerpont8986
@peerpont8986 4 года назад
When Joey is gone, his story's will life forever.
@peerpont8986
@peerpont8986 4 года назад
@Jordan Garlock live its dog
@peerpont8986
@peerpont8986 4 года назад
@Jordan Garlock you love i
@dr.green.
@dr.green. 4 года назад
@Jordan Garlock Joey doesn't say it like that dawg
@gamehardy
@gamehardy 4 года назад
Legends dont die
@laylow91cabrera94
@laylow91cabrera94 4 года назад
Peer Pont yea his live will be celebrated
@PonySlaystati0n
@PonySlaystati0n 4 года назад
Joey calculates the money he would get from stealing like Jason Bourne remembers number plates.
@mtchll4bandz
@mtchll4bandz 4 года назад
Joey “Where is her purse” Diaz
@gmb7200
@gmb7200 4 года назад
It's always nice to hear Joey branch out into new topics and stories
@user-du4pk9bu9g
@user-du4pk9bu9g 4 года назад
When did he do that??! Lol
@thedoomslayer2468
@thedoomslayer2468 Год назад
@Duplicitous Taint Palabra😆
@crazyjoedavola5430
@crazyjoedavola5430 4 года назад
Joey 'I'd steal a box of tampons' to flip Diaz
@crazyjoedavola5430
@crazyjoedavola5430 4 года назад
@prickaso - So is your handle
@timshark6315
@timshark6315 2 года назад
I don’t trust anything that bleeds once a month and doesn’t die
@MTGMitch
@MTGMitch 4 года назад
Lee "Free Mini Pizza" Syatt
@niteshades_promise
@niteshades_promise 4 года назад
"once youre walking on ice you mite as well dance." such wisdom🍻
@jacobmortimore
@jacobmortimore 4 года назад
This man has lived enough for a hundred lifetimes.
@SuperGrimupnorth
@SuperGrimupnorth 4 года назад
Yeah... 99 & a half of them as a bum
@Stoney-Jacksman
@Stoney-Jacksman 4 года назад
You can say this as a comment in other stories Mort, but what makes you say this on a vid about some bummish minor thievery? Are you that lifeless? Thats sad man
@SuperGrimupnorth
@SuperGrimupnorth 4 года назад
Don't get me wrong.. I enjoy em..but this man tells you himself that he'd shoplift tampons to cash in to buy a bit of coke... Then he makes vids with titles 'joey tells dealers how to deal'..& stuff like that... really
@SuperGrimupnorth
@SuperGrimupnorth 3 года назад
@Austin Batton that comment didn't even makes sense
@KK-bk3dm
@KK-bk3dm 3 года назад
@@SuperGrimupnorth well he is an idiot
@robertfernandez5846
@robertfernandez5846 4 года назад
Joey had to break out the hats with the proppellers on them for these guys!!!
@MrLilpaul3
@MrLilpaul3 4 года назад
LOL
@user-nu6tc1ot1o
@user-nu6tc1ot1o 3 года назад
💀💀
@IIEthanGamingII
@IIEthanGamingII 3 года назад
Lmaoo
@lioncvet21
@lioncvet21 Год назад
Lmaoooo
@PhysicsXL
@PhysicsXL 4 года назад
tremendous
@jakcough
@jakcough 4 года назад
Imagine trying to piggy back joeys story with the fact you took a pack of gum.
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад
Couldn't be me lol
@Sin.Atonement
@Sin.Atonement 4 года назад
Joe has the story of 1000 men lol
@stitcha123
@stitcha123 4 года назад
Mostly bullshit tho
@herb1275
@herb1275 4 года назад
He has 50+ years with +/-100 stories a year. So of course
@josoece3483
@josoece3483 4 года назад
You never noticed how much Joey likes movies? Some of those stories ended up mashed into 90`s Boulder for sure. But way he talks, I`d forgive it if it is all 100% bs
@Poopoobrigade
@Poopoobrigade 4 года назад
He talks a lot of bullshit. Prob learned that in prison. His stories are all mostly bs/fluff
@austenbrown9549
@austenbrown9549 4 года назад
vxk.ca Its just the lifestyle he found himself living lol, it’s good for us now but not for him then lol.
@Avyboy28
@Avyboy28 4 года назад
Joey “like a docta” Diaz ladies and gentlemen!!!!
@GTshortStories
@GTshortStories 4 года назад
“That’s how we lived” Joey Diaz. Love his stories.
@brendanokeefe4906
@brendanokeefe4906 4 года назад
GTshortStories almost had it
@what-a-life8097
@what-a-life8097 4 года назад
Everybody: "then you're weird, unless you wana wear a mask all the time" ....... Corona Virus 2020: Hold my mask
@juanestevas6488
@juanestevas6488 3 года назад
This is what I came to the comments to see
@1DesMac
@1DesMac 4 года назад
Joey”That’s how we lived”Diaz
@savagewendigo8936
@savagewendigo8936 4 года назад
Joey "Rob 'Em Blind" Diaz
@savvyspades7474
@savvyspades7474 4 года назад
Joey 'When I see the needles I'm out of there' Diaz
@TommyVercettisGamingNews
@TommyVercettisGamingNews 4 года назад
Great philosophy
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад
​@@TommyVercettisGamingNews As a recovered H addict, it really is lol
@moep.8578
@moep.8578 3 года назад
Sitting here, hitting the bong of dettt.. in a hot garage..listening to Boulda stories from uncle Joey ,,, wouldn’t have it any other way
@dannydanko4627
@dannydanko4627 3 года назад
Lees been totally corrupted by Joey, its been fun to watch 😂😂
@hddonut6476
@hddonut6476 3 года назад
“Unless you wanna wear a mask all the time” this didn’t age well lol
@newerest1
@newerest1 2 года назад
Nah, only the weird cowards are still wearing masks. Aged perfect
@sauceboss3901
@sauceboss3901 2 года назад
@@newerest1 do you wear shoes? If so you’re a coward. Real humans walk barefoot. See how dumb ur argument is?
@fuckexrxc
@fuckexrxc 2 года назад
@@sauceboss3901 There’s no reason to wear a mask, there’s a reason to wear your shoes you idiot
@strxdn1125
@strxdn1125 2 года назад
@@sauceboss3901 how is that any type of comparison? One keeps your feet clean and the other doesn’t do shit for your health
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад
​@@strxdn1125 facts
@cotyarcieri9916
@cotyarcieri9916 2 года назад
I’ve heard these stories soo many times but gotta go back and listen every now and then to level me out
@metalband
@metalband 4 года назад
6:34 Lee's point about going to share a burger with the lady after loooooooooool
@domboy8080
@domboy8080 4 года назад
Lee “what drug were you selling at the age of 5” Syatt
@timshark6315
@timshark6315 2 года назад
Heroin cut with melatonin. They said that’s some good shit
@Armando_Brown32
@Armando_Brown32 4 года назад
“Once you’re walking on ice, you might as well fucking dance.” Epic quote...
@timshark6315
@timshark6315 2 года назад
Yea son
@JesusMartinez-oy7qe
@JesusMartinez-oy7qe 4 года назад
I love him with all my heart Joey Diaz
@sneakysealpuptv9379
@sneakysealpuptv9379 2 года назад
I love how Joey's stories teach me how to navigate the city. 😂
@Ali-mw6zj
@Ali-mw6zj 4 года назад
“It was the year 1991” you know its gona be another banger story from Joey 😂😂😂
@markmoncada9438
@markmoncada9438 3 года назад
Bro when Joey Diaz says “ U know me dawg” 😭I always laugh
@badlt.8029
@badlt.8029 4 года назад
Joey “I’ll keep this short” Diaz. Lol. Good stuff!
@ranxerox692008
@ranxerox692008 3 года назад
A spiderman sense, but for thieving...Lee finally said something funny.
@jlr9646
@jlr9646 4 года назад
Joey Diaz your a legend! All the way from England mate
@SativaHigh
@SativaHigh 4 года назад
I love how the little guys are sharing their stories to fit in with uncle Joey 😆
@Dashsimpson
@Dashsimpson 2 года назад
Your Hot
@pronounshismajesty3542
@pronounshismajesty3542 2 года назад
@@Dashsimpson I throat did her
@timshark6315
@timshark6315 2 года назад
To be the man you have to beat the man
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад
​@@timshark6315 WHOOOOO!
@ellocods7943
@ellocods7943 4 года назад
lol joey was such a fkg sleeze ball 😂 love it
@JesusMartinez-oy7qe
@JesusMartinez-oy7qe 4 года назад
I am so surprised Joey never got the living shit beat out of him for the things he did
@JimChristopherGovea
@JimChristopherGovea 3 года назад
A gay guy beat his ass once lol
@chiefwawawa
@chiefwawawa 3 года назад
@@JimChristopherGovea that fight companion is like top 5 podcast episode ngl
@Leonardo-or1ll
@Leonardo-or1ll 2 года назад
@@JimChristopherGovea Nunez’s uncle
@timshark6315
@timshark6315 2 года назад
Everyone takes a beating
@cemeterywind6082
@cemeterywind6082 Год назад
I remember a story of his on Joe Rogan. When he was in his hellraising days, he tried to beat up/ mug a gay dude and got his ass beat....he said he really underestimated the dude Hahahaha
@mongoemaniac247
@mongoemaniac247 Год назад
Joey “I’ll never forget this” Diaz
@bassAssassin187
@bassAssassin187 4 года назад
Fantastic content Joey!
@selamneway5939
@selamneway5939 4 года назад
This is perfect for that nice guy that trusts too much, don’t trust anyone. My guy thank you 🙏
@tazgroceries4309
@tazgroceries4309 Год назад
Respect bro from Sheffield England 🇬🇧 you top lad
@kandiwolfe1125
@kandiwolfe1125 4 года назад
I am a 61 year old, native Nebraskan liv9ing north bbn of Denver, Colorado for the last twenty years and l must tell you l cannot even begin ty o imagine what life was like for you!! Geezuztitz.....!! Thanks for sharing your life stories with us! Peace to all!!
@Femalesubmissive18
@Femalesubmissive18 3 года назад
At 5! Boy does that story bring back some memories!!!
@tonystarks7677
@tonystarks7677 3 года назад
Joey talks about shit like it was just yesterday......🤣 " the small twenty"🤛🏾😭💪🏿
@qtpi6450
@qtpi6450 Год назад
Joey "i'll never forget" Diaz
@scribeslendy595
@scribeslendy595 3 года назад
"Unless you wanna wear a mask all the time" Damn, that one hits hard lmao
@c9hr0ni4c
@c9hr0ni4c 4 года назад
It still blows my mind how Joey can remember dates and years in a drug fogged past.
@shempthedog8923
@shempthedog8923 4 года назад
Rue Glock that’s the crazy thing about drug memory, you’ll remember the tiniest details but fuck up the main part of the story a lil bit.
@JayAR_YT
@JayAR_YT 4 года назад
You dont forget years, you just gotta remember them.
@williamhoward1268
@williamhoward1268 2 года назад
He is embeishig on the years
@c9hr0ni4c
@c9hr0ni4c 2 года назад
@@shempthedog8923 That's not how my drug memory works lol I can't even tell you the years I did what. The stories I DO remember, i remember. But I could never tell you the dates, or even the year and I'm 20+ years younger than Joey lol but i feel ya
@leevonm7069
@leevonm7069 2 года назад
I kinda get this. I may be off by a year or so but can place most of my dumbass drug stories within a few years
@sw0re0
@sw0re0 11 месяцев назад
9:51 they said yeah exactly in sync😂
@tommyjreshelmanll7558
@tommyjreshelmanll7558 Год назад
Imagine being in the same room with Joey for an hour bruh my life would be altered in so many ways 😂
@PittheadX
@PittheadX 3 года назад
What a meagre story to tell infront of The Greatest Diaz
@ortho4542
@ortho4542 3 года назад
"unless you wanna wear a mask all the time" lmfao
@ortho4542
@ortho4542 3 года назад
were livin it now buddy
@chiefkeef8902
@chiefkeef8902 4 года назад
My dad is 55 and has so mant stories. Not as wild at uncle Joey's, but definitely crazy....my dad was selling ounces of weed at 12 and pounds at 18 lol he grew up in Chicago. That to me sounds wild
@TurnupAC
@TurnupAC Год назад
The sound Lee makes around 6:40 Tremendous!
@rafaeltinajero
@rafaeltinajero Год назад
All the good stories start with a year and a place
@nillababes98
@nillababes98 4 года назад
Joey “go get the car” diaz
@avgardener
@avgardener 3 года назад
“Unless you wanna wear a mask all the time” lol
@George.elz9
@George.elz9 Год назад
love this fuckin story man a classic 🤣 joey is the best
@josephlopez4358
@josephlopez4358 3 года назад
"unless you wanna wear a mask all the time" hahah 2021 the year of hitting licks.
@Martinez_Got_Jokes
@Martinez_Got_Jokes 4 года назад
Joey was out here selling tampons😂
@ZSI_GamingBros
@ZSI_GamingBros Год назад
There needs to be a Netflix series on Joey earlier life he talks so much about it
@lowercasetwan
@lowercasetwan Год назад
Joey, "I wasn't even talkin' at 5," Diaz. Hard to imagine Joey not talking. lol.
@ShutUpCatProductions
@ShutUpCatProductions 11 месяцев назад
Lee is so lucky he didn’t know Joey 30 years ago 😂
@mumenrider862
@mumenrider862 4 года назад
For me it was go get a super size cup for soda, put a king size snicker in it, then fill it with coke or dr pepper. You pay 50 cents for the pop and get free candy bar worth $1.20... so ridiculous. I thought I was a genius.
@johnalddrumph456
@johnalddrumph456 4 года назад
Yeah but then you got a snicker covered in soda that you gotta wipe off before you can eat it
@JuvenileStacks
@JuvenileStacks 4 года назад
@@johnalddrumph456 in the wrapper, dawg
@kledus420smith8
@kledus420smith8 4 года назад
Do that now ul get herpes and a good mixture of other STDs not worth it
@mumenrider862
@mumenrider862 4 года назад
@@kledus420smith8 there's herps in snickers? the clap in whatchamacalit?
@kledus420smith8
@kledus420smith8 4 года назад
@@mumenrider862 no people who put the snicker on the shelf could be packing STDs
@josephsansom3383
@josephsansom3383 2 года назад
Joeys my national hero
@darrenchadsdawick8397
@darrenchadsdawick8397 Год назад
Joey commits felony level theft Lee steaks bubble licious and tic tac haha 😂
@bassAssassin187
@bassAssassin187 4 года назад
We used to rob Dillard's in Brandon Florida. No cameras yet omg I had a new outfit everyday
@Tom_Van_Zandt
@Tom_Van_Zandt 4 года назад
Goddamn...I could listen to Joey ramble on about random shit all day.
@djwhite7126
@djwhite7126 3 года назад
“Then your the guy that’s wearing a mask” 😭😭😭2020
@mattydread8148
@mattydread8148 Год назад
The stealing the liquor sounds suspiciously like a scene from the sopranos.
@jessejames2546
@jessejames2546 4 года назад
This I must hear
@igb8750
@igb8750 2 года назад
4:17 …. Crazy they didn’t know what would happen in a couple months
@behindthebarwithjr157
@behindthebarwithjr157 4 года назад
Joey "Like a DoctA" Diaz
@hdsjakaoaosixhhdsisisiuf2680
@hdsjakaoaosixhhdsisisiuf2680 2 года назад
Classic I love this shit
@danielguaracha7531
@danielguaracha7531 4 года назад
"Once you walk on Ice you might as well dance."
@itz_definitive133
@itz_definitive133 3 года назад
You know the saying “like an old wise oak” ...coco is more like a old burning bush lmao
@charlessullivan8477
@charlessullivan8477 4 года назад
I love Joey, these other 2 have no business adding to the stories
@devinmaxwell2955
@devinmaxwell2955 3 года назад
Used to “Borrow” food from the food store at college and go up to the counter with a single item with about 30 dollars worth of food in my bag and pay for the single drink in my hand and walk out the door, me and my friends probably cost the store upwards of 2500 dollars throughout the first semester, serves them right for charging so much for schooling
@corbinfobbs6409
@corbinfobbs6409 4 года назад
Lee save us all
@tylerfoley2859
@tylerfoley2859 2 года назад
He’s soo street I love it lol! 😂🇺🇸
@Jbkbmx
@Jbkbmx 4 года назад
Lee ‘gum heist’ syatt
@Mo-yh5lo
@Mo-yh5lo 3 года назад
Tremendous
@dead162
@dead162 3 года назад
Lmao well that joke with the liquor theft would kinda work now with covid 😂😂
@warriorwildfire
@warriorwildfire 3 года назад
Just when I think I've heard everything about Uncle Joey and how he couldn't possibly get any crazier....youtube suggest another Joey Diaz clip for me.
@jugglingtaxibikeride2170
@jugglingtaxibikeride2170 4 года назад
Juggling Taxi 🚖 Joey Diaz is a big star ⭐️ did he ever paid this lady back, and is she still a live . Joey Diaz should take a film crew and go to this lady house and pay her back and finish the story .
@luis5029
@luis5029 4 года назад
They oughta make a movie about Joey Diaz in Boulder Colorado
@cerealmilk6877
@cerealmilk6877 2 года назад
Lee tryna br cool too. “Ya i shoplifted once”
@210corona
@210corona 3 года назад
4:15 lol
@hoodvideos730
@hoodvideos730 3 года назад
Dude stole gum what a criminal 😂😂
@Gambino85
@Gambino85 2 года назад
4:20 who would think 2years later
@mikes.1946
@mikes.1946 3 года назад
Uncle Joey!
@TopDownloaded
@TopDownloaded 2 года назад
10:38 lmao…what were you selling oregano ?
@littlejoey6341
@littlejoey6341 4 года назад
Only Joey could steel his neighbors pay check lol
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1992 Story: Joey Diaz's Roommate is a Coke Dealer
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