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Joey Diaz - True Friendship at a Memorial Service - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored 

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Joey Diaz details his relationship with his mother's best friend and how it shaped his definition of friendship.

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@standup
@standup 4 года назад
Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” ru-vid.com/group/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI
@8877robert
@8877robert 4 года назад
great series, interesting opens also- a lot of humanity in these stories, always the case with comedy, but the stories even more so. talented people.
@wrecklesschain__8658
@wrecklesschain__8658 4 года назад
./.
@emre7677
@emre7677 3 года назад
Why can not I watch this video in turkey ?
@whiteroseproject7207
@whiteroseproject7207 3 года назад
Good into
@triforceentertainment3837
@triforceentertainment3837 3 года назад
Yes Yes Yes
@jdogsful
@jdogsful 9 лет назад
This could have been a TedTalk.
@shaneomahony6022
@shaneomahony6022 7 лет назад
jdogsful haha ha honestly should be
@joekannoo
@joekannoo 6 лет назад
Hahaha, a TED talk by Joey Diaz
@gunsmoke5580
@gunsmoke5580 6 лет назад
This is the realest fucking thing I have ever seen. Title would be "The real meaning of Friendship motha'fucka'!"
@willimwelsyn5353
@willimwelsyn5353 5 лет назад
This comment made me laugh out loud.
@robertdore9592
@robertdore9592 5 лет назад
That should be Joey's next move.
@davidbeckett5823
@davidbeckett5823 3 года назад
"You don't need tons of friends. You need like only 3. With three friends, you can take over a country." I live by this now.
@macaronicheese8721
@macaronicheese8721 3 года назад
Yes! Now, if only I had friends..
@wingnutmcspazatron3957
@wingnutmcspazatron3957 3 года назад
For real, though. Every movie you've ever watched, they're always based around a squad of homies.
@WiiLLVISION
@WiiLLVISION 3 года назад
you only need one solid loyal honest friend but you rarely get all three qualities in a person. one person for each trait lol
@wingnutmcspazatron3957
@wingnutmcspazatron3957 3 года назад
@@WiiLLVISION Hahaha
@tylerjamz17
@tylerjamz17 3 года назад
Probably best quote ever
@adrianwalker8154
@adrianwalker8154 3 года назад
“Once you started doing bong hits church ain’t that bad.” Dead
@kennethwebster8767
@kennethwebster8767 3 года назад
It's the fucking truth though😂😂😂
@DJ-kg6zq
@DJ-kg6zq 2 года назад
1 Peter 5:8 King James Version 8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour
@brewstar58
@brewstar58 2 года назад
@@DJ-kg6zq ..Kin James was a MoMo
@younghex9577
@younghex9577 2 года назад
12:45
@TCruz-ds7sk
@TCruz-ds7sk 2 года назад
Nice I'm 500 homies
@blaineedwards8078
@blaineedwards8078 3 года назад
Z petting his mom's hair brought me to tears.There is no greater love than a true friend who would do anything for you.
@QueenzKing1228
@QueenzKing1228 Год назад
You can tell he was getting emotional too 🙏🏾
@barefootbreezy6983
@barefootbreezy6983 Год назад
@@QueenzKing1228 Yea he was starting to choke up. I haven't dealt with close family death but I know the second my dad dies my life is going to change in a way I cant imagine.
@Dondlo46
@Dondlo46 11 месяцев назад
@@barefootbreezy6983 Give him your full attention and love, life is temporary, enjoy your time with your family, unfortunately I grew up in a messed up family and none of that is really possible for me
@liammichael.1202
@liammichael.1202 9 месяцев назад
She wasn’t a just a friend, that’s family. Family isn’t blood, family is love
@todo8328
@todo8328 2 месяца назад
I started crying at this too
@oisinotoole9073
@oisinotoole9073 5 лет назад
I was about to start crying then he goes THEN SHE DID A BUMP
@draico4265
@draico4265 4 года назад
Probably did it so he wouldn’t start crying
@jobelthirty1294
@jobelthirty1294 4 года назад
dude I was already crying ahhaha
@mychalherring5387
@mychalherring5387 4 года назад
@@jobelthirty1294 l
@supv0112
@supv0112 4 года назад
You can hear his Voice Crack when he said, She was petting Her Hair, it must be Hard to Speak of that Situation in his Stand Up and Not Break Down Crying 😢, Had My Jaw Quivering. Great Comedian using LIFE Experiences as his.
@tysawyer4502
@tysawyer4502 4 года назад
I read this at that point in the vid😂😂
@TheReal_Pim_Tool
@TheReal_Pim_Tool 5 лет назад
He just told like 10 different stories in 15 minutes, bravo.
@mikebarnes7441
@mikebarnes7441 4 года назад
Not one of them were funny
@goodgaminggoob
@goodgaminggoob 4 года назад
@@mikebarnes7441 but they were good ones
@miguelangelthomas5154
@miguelangelthomas5154 4 года назад
Mike Barnes doesn't matter. This is one of the best stories on this show. It hit me so damn hard.
@Fearlust
@Fearlust 4 года назад
He could go all night!
@CornPopWazABadDude
@CornPopWazABadDude 4 года назад
@@mikebarnes7441? I laughed out loud multiple times and I'm laying in bed with head phones on. Dafuq are you talking about
@michaelgeorge1712
@michaelgeorge1712 Год назад
You can hear it in his voice, he still gets choked up talking about his mother, hearing him and watching him choke up brought a tear to my eye....love ya Joey
@avisoncino8665
@avisoncino8665 3 года назад
“Don’t break your arm trying to pat your own back”😂💀
@andrewdewar2255
@andrewdewar2255 2 месяца назад
I used to hear my uncle say that
@nonesuchone
@nonesuchone 7 лет назад
Watching him choke up during that story was something I wasn't ready for. Until that moment, I just considered him invincible. Powerful Joey Diaz.
@aquarius4884
@aquarius4884 5 лет назад
I thought I noticed him crying...
@bobbydeeze555
@bobbydeeze555 5 лет назад
Forreal I almost cried on that one
@Sicilianshotgun90
@Sicilianshotgun90 5 лет назад
coffeewithclaude agreed, I felt the same fuckin way
@Mikol_Billy
@Mikol_Billy 5 лет назад
I cannot deal with people crying. I tear up like a girl
@amberparker9883
@amberparker9883 5 лет назад
Tough guy with a heart of gold 💯❤👍
@matthewgarcia7312
@matthewgarcia7312 5 лет назад
“... that’s where we’re confused as Americans, we think we need all these muthafuckas. You give me three bad mothafuckas and your finished.” Powerful stuff
@oudevest22
@oudevest22 4 года назад
Very powerful. He has so many good lines throughout his stories. Btw he did a whole series on these type of stories.. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Q9xHhygyBEU.html
@RayRaeTV
@RayRaeTV 4 года назад
Do you live in fresno? Hahah
@sarafritsch123
@sarafritsch123 4 года назад
From personal experience, it’s fucking true
@thrift_jacob
@thrift_jacob 4 года назад
Made me cry
@michaeljlucas579
@michaeljlucas579 4 года назад
@@thrift_jacob Yeah. Got me too. I had to go down a similar path to learn that lesson about friendship, and what's really important in life. Like Joey, and probably a million other tortured souls, I wish to God I didn't have to do so much damage to myself, but more importantly , to the people that I should have been the most careful to protect, to get to such a position of emptiness. I guess some of us can't have some empathy, while still being selfish at times. I finally just got so low I had to decide to either die, or abandon selfish behavior altogether so that empathy could be allowed to be my motivation at all times. But boy once that decision is made with your heart instead of your lying brain, your whole world view changes. The shame is still there, but you immediately start to heal and the momentum from changing makes it really hard for your lying mind to get you to do anything selfish again. I figure something similar is going on with Joey here. I suspect that people that struggle with the same issues that he talks about either end up dead, or come out the other side as a really good friend that would die for the people that stood by them.
@yvoncormier9762
@yvoncormier9762 Год назад
6:40 Uncle Joey made me cry right here.
@giacomoburtone9706
@giacomoburtone9706 Год назад
same
@nate3479
@nate3479 3 года назад
Diaz’s autobiography would be longer than the bible the word legend isn’t the word to describe how much of an awesome guy he is
@nick.3460
@nick.3460 5 лет назад
"Don't break your arm, tappin' yourself on the back." Never heard that quote before.
@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies
@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies 5 лет назад
I prefer Ricks version from Rick and Morty; 'Don't break an arm jerking yourself off'
@baileyfurio2327
@baileyfurio2327 5 лет назад
That expression is so old, how young are you that never heard it? Not trying to be a smart ass either, it just is a very old and popular phrase.
@solodolo4098
@solodolo4098 4 года назад
@@baileyfurio2327 you must be really old to be that bitter or salty online about someones age Fakely
@kathleenkogel7112
@kathleenkogel7112 4 года назад
I've been around for a long while I haven't heard that expression either not exactly. I've heard don't break your arm patting yourself of the back...tappin' is new to me still a great expression.
@jayduby5330
@jayduby5330 4 года назад
You forgot "asshole" at the end. It makes a bigger statement lmao. Love uncle joey.
@SheWhoWalksWithLucifer
@SheWhoWalksWithLucifer 4 года назад
This dude needs a movie made about his life. He's so funny and fascinating.
@vanessadotson8067
@vanessadotson8067 4 года назад
I feel you, but I bet out of jealousy or just plain Hating ppls in his past would be saying he's fake or he's a liar, u can always count on ppls to try an pull u dwn, HAPPY 2020 STAY SAFE AN BLESSED (✷‿✷)
@madd187dogg
@madd187dogg 4 года назад
it's a privilege to be born in this era and know about this man..it's weird how life is so unpredictable..it's wavy and you never know whats gonna happen next. Joey's a living legend.
@JoeyLeddzDippin94
@JoeyLeddzDippin94 4 года назад
He made a documentary about his life in 2012. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-9SVIQi6ZGXs.html
@madd187dogg
@madd187dogg 4 года назад
@@JoeyLeddzDippin94 I saw that one..he should make a movie about his life..take some dope ass stories wit snortin coke, fuckin bitches, doing robberies, experiencing his mother's death on acid and then come up to the stand up world..that would be an awesome movie. hood flix
@belkistorres
@belkistorres 4 года назад
Cubans know how to tell stories, it’s all we do. Joey has a good heart underneath that rough exterior.
@adammuscat2194
@adammuscat2194 3 года назад
Not gonna lie Z's oath to Joey's mother when she passed made me tear up
@KingKoda
@KingKoda 3 года назад
My wife is in ICU right now. A year ago we drove straight from Missouri to Maryland to see my father in hospice. She did not know I was in the room and I could see her touching my father's hair saying those exact words, that she was going to take care of me and watch over me. How his hair felt like mine. I then learned what the meaning of friendship meant. She's still in ICU and right now I know she's my best friend. I can relate. As a 25 year old and her being 36 I know what real and fake are. God I miss her being home.
@Swanky11
@Swanky11 3 года назад
Stay strong, I hope with all my heart that everything turns out well for both of you
@Graciehunter32
@Graciehunter32 2 года назад
How is she now
@conebit3
@conebit3 2 года назад
I hope things got better
@thelimit69
@thelimit69 Год назад
I hope things worked out and you're back home together
@KingKoda
@KingKoda Год назад
As of last week she is back and as healthy as ever!
@kevindreslin5925
@kevindreslin5925 9 лет назад
Only Joey Diaz can having me laughing my ass off, then misty eyed, then laughing again all in the span of 15 minutes.
@Rebornthrudoom
@Rebornthrudoom 9 лет назад
Seriously dude.....as soon as he started talking about Z kneeling by the coffin his eyes started to get misty and i was like oh shit, and i followed right along with him......and then he hits ya with the bumps hahaha and i laughed my fuckin ass off. Theres no one in the world that can tell a story like our boy!
@kevindreslin5925
@kevindreslin5925 9 лет назад
Rebornthrudoom Joey Diaz has to be my favorite comedian and all I've seen from him is his This is Not Happening sets, he is a TREMENDOUS comedian.
@Rebornthrudoom
@Rebornthrudoom 9 лет назад
Dude, do yourself a favor and start with the "Best of Joey Diaz on JRE" videos on youtube. Trust me. Great place to start. and then check out any of the over 200 The Church of Whats Happening Now podcasts that he does that are also posted on RU-vid.
@kevindreslin5925
@kevindreslin5925 9 лет назад
Rebornthrudoom Will do, thanks for the recommendations. I correct myself, I have see him before on Getting Doug with High.
@johnadams9193
@johnadams9193 9 лет назад
Kevin Dreslin your gonna have fun with Madflavor follow him on twitter he is so real
@daves6503
@daves6503 5 лет назад
"Once ya do a bong hit....church aint so bad" -Joey motherfuckin Diaz.
@Squirrelconga
@Squirrelconga 4 года назад
Peace be with you, brother
@sagebrooks6907
@sagebrooks6907 4 года назад
True😅💀😅
@MatthewSeanMcDermott
@MatthewSeanMcDermott Год назад
Holy smokes. It's a different level of artform when someone can combine laughs with edification
@danschuyler4119
@danschuyler4119 Год назад
The way he says that by that time coke had kind of absorbed him is really a testament to what a great woman this was. The fact that she clearly had a drug dependence never took precedent over either her love for Joeys mom or her love promise to take care of Joey. Despite her weakness, she must have been one strong woman before that weakness in every scenario, because clearly it never prevented her from being a true friend and faithful caretaker
@diogenes.
@diogenes. 9 месяцев назад
Coke is different from everything else, you can still be alright on it, trust me I know 🙂
@markmusic5303
@markmusic5303 9 месяцев назад
​@@diogenes.Yeah, Joey just went too far
@diogenes.
@diogenes. 9 месяцев назад
@@markmusic5303 he had no choice, it's not easy to lose your mom and find urself in the street with no where to go, as a teenager these things dig deep inside you, i heerd him speak about it once, i believe it was on Joe Rogan, and his voice cracked, it's not easy, i used to be awfully judgmental, now whatever I see no matter how much terrible it looks on the outside i always say to myself there's something more to it.. Stay blessed buddy 🤚🙂
@meatwoodflac4526
@meatwoodflac4526 8 лет назад
The cool ass uncle from New York I never had
@tydajuiceman4745
@tydajuiceman4745 8 лет назад
seriously
@lilmixx8243
@lilmixx8243 8 лет назад
Me too! 😂
@Graemedico
@Graemedico 6 лет назад
Meatwood Flac ...Church is ok once you have a bong hit. ..
@mikecose6122
@mikecose6122 6 лет назад
Meatwood Flac he's not from you were New York stupid, he's from New Jersey.
@benficahaz
@benficahaz 6 лет назад
He's from Hudson County New Jersey
@9bloodsugarsexmagik9
@9bloodsugarsexmagik9 8 лет назад
Dude, I came here for lolz, not for a life lesson. Mad respect for this man.
@Cyge240sx
@Cyge240sx 8 лет назад
You should watch his podcast and watch the Joe Rogan podcast that he is a part of. He will make you cry laughing and he'll also make you fucking take a look at your life. Make you realize that no matter how bad you've got it it can get better if you make it get better
@nomadicmicmac
@nomadicmicmac 5 лет назад
True. It really was a life lesson
@Rhapbus1
@Rhapbus1 5 лет назад
Joey is fully capable of giving you both in the same sentence.
@kennethscott365
@kennethscott365 4 года назад
REAL
@peterdelos9776
@peterdelos9776 2 года назад
Unreal story teller
@crystaldutton1837
@crystaldutton1837 3 года назад
Joey's whole vibe immediately makes you feel like part of the family ❤
@sirwhodison
@sirwhodison 2 года назад
This made me tear up. I grew up in a street life and it's so rare to meet genuine solid loyalty in the cracks of America. And when you do it means so much. I could see in his face what it meant to have someone like that.
@michaeldietz9026
@michaeldietz9026 4 года назад
"she was a real crazy lady, not like these girls that have a hat with a feather in it" omg so true
@DirtBikes_MathGarden
@DirtBikes_MathGarden 4 года назад
That was my favorite line
@NejiNimbus
@NejiNimbus 3 года назад
@YoungOasis To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes,
@rezin9714
@rezin9714 2 года назад
My grandmother put the hat on her head but she showed me true friends. 💯💯💯
@younghex9577
@younghex9577 2 года назад
2:50
@primarymeme9929
@primarymeme9929 2 года назад
@@NejiNimbus 😂👍perfect trolling
@JBrown_Trivium
@JBrown_Trivium 4 года назад
Diaz is one of few individuals who can, in the SAME sentence, have the crowd laughing hysterically one second, and then deadly silent the next. A true storytelling genius.
@coreyhall1150
@coreyhall1150 Год назад
Telling stories is a lost art...
@coreyhall1150
@coreyhall1150 Год назад
Why? Video games, cell phones, social media..... These things are poison to the human race.
@misterbikerman7888
@misterbikerman7888 Год назад
@@coreyhall1150 social media and phones sure but if were gonna slip video games into this we're gonna have to add tv, music, etc
@doncheadle898
@doncheadle898 Год назад
@@misterbikerman7888 not music but the rest yeah
@mopedman666
@mopedman666 Год назад
He’s a master of the art form. I can’t thing of anyone else offhand who can change gears like that
@damienbartlett5721
@damienbartlett5721 3 года назад
" Son if you can count on one hand how many men will lay down their life for you you're truly rich." Best piece of advice my father ever gave me.
@Pendragon981
@Pendragon981 13 дней назад
What a roller-coaster of emotions. His analogy of needing just a few loyal friends in life is the absolute truth.
@katiebaker8782
@katiebaker8782 6 лет назад
They don’t make men like joey Diaz anymore.
@thomaspatrickparker6648
@thomaspatrickparker6648 4 года назад
They never did, that's why he's special
@jayduby5330
@jayduby5330 4 года назад
@@thomaspatrickparker6648 People brought up in cities during the 70s and 80s all were. Most of them dead or dying though. I trust those people more than this new age with fake smiles and a neo-nazi/ANTIFA twitter account when they're alone.
@tpp5151
@tpp5151 4 года назад
@@jayduby5330 if you think people weren't just as bad 40 years ago as now then you are extremely misled by nostalgia
@jayduby5330
@jayduby5330 4 года назад
@@tpp5151 For sure, but people had to balls to speak their ignorance more, publicly. I knew who to avoid on the block cause they didn't like my skin tone. Now not so much.
@illegalbuildingtechnique6807
@illegalbuildingtechnique6807 4 года назад
Good
@DarkOps2442
@DarkOps2442 8 лет назад
"I took the elevador, like a docta"...
@shaneomahony6022
@shaneomahony6022 7 лет назад
Leonardo Donato I was drinking it like a soldga
@brandonmous8369
@brandonmous8369 5 лет назад
And he goes all sassy " i took da elevador, like a doctah"
@christasaing8217
@christasaing8217 2 года назад
I love how he told his stories with different messages focusing on friendship. not many can do that
@ryanlyle9201
@ryanlyle9201 Год назад
Joey tells this story like millions won't shed a tear when he's gone.
@SeeoBeats
@SeeoBeats 9 лет назад
This sent me through the emotional wringer
@TheMightycfc
@TheMightycfc 6 лет назад
Fucking crazy how he can do that
@ragnar97
@ragnar97 6 лет назад
Fucking Joey. Hell of a story teller. He can make you cry of sadness and laughter in the same fucking sentece lol
@renzone420210
@renzone420210 6 лет назад
Real talk
@jasonhines5524
@jasonhines5524 5 лет назад
Love you Joey Diaz.
@TheDisneylover23
@TheDisneylover23 5 лет назад
SeeoBeats Yeah but it was so worth it!
@niamoon8368
@niamoon8368 4 года назад
I came for the laughter. But I stayed for the life lesson.
@theskronicles4435
@theskronicles4435 2 года назад
Same lol
@burberryducks6481
@burberryducks6481 Год назад
Thats every Joey Diaz moment. Everyone knows he has more street smart than themselves. Dude is smart and funny. One of the best storytellers IMO and its all from the heart. ❤ And everyone loves him, he’s like the opposite of Ari Shaffir.
@daozzyone
@daozzyone 10 месяцев назад
This man should be a motivational speaker he had every single member of the audience in the palm of his hand.
@Juswub80
@Juswub80 3 года назад
Only stand up set I can remember that made me laugh hard and brought a tear to my eye. Truly talented guy.
@Stoney-Jacksman
@Stoney-Jacksman 2 года назад
Never Pryor?
@Juswub80
@Juswub80 2 года назад
@@Stoney-Jacksman he did less storytelling in this format. I’m sure he could have if he did.
@menasouvlaki3595
@menasouvlaki3595 4 месяца назад
True, me too
@angermanager2116
@angermanager2116 4 года назад
When shafir spiked Bert's drink with molly, Bert called Joey and all Joey said was "I'll be there in ten minutes". Now I know why.
@ranjan_v
@ranjan_v 4 года назад
Wow, thanks for reminding
@rickyhineman4124
@rickyhineman4124 4 года назад
I don't get this reference ... can someone explain?
@RedSaint83
@RedSaint83 4 года назад
@@rickyhineman4124 Some months ago Ari spiked Bert Kreischer's drink with molly.
@rickyhineman4124
@rickyhineman4124 4 года назад
@@RedSaint83 Damn
@dakotapatterson3436
@dakotapatterson3436 4 года назад
He's a god send. Truly
@1ma4ighter
@1ma4ighter 4 года назад
man, you can tell the story's genuine cos he slows down for a second when he talks about Z leaning over his mother, his eyes well up
@chilliecheesecake
@chilliecheesecake 3 года назад
And then his voice starts cracking. Heavy stuff
@V3rnSqwd5611
@V3rnSqwd5611 3 года назад
That part gave me goosebumps, amazing story!
@younghex9577
@younghex9577 2 года назад
6:30
@ramonlaunza1
@ramonlaunza1 2 года назад
@@chilliecheesecake the time
@doc-illa
@doc-illa 2 года назад
truth. story and the guy, both
@TrillMatic187
@TrillMatic187 Год назад
Joey is the uncle everybody needs
@princejaleco804
@princejaleco804 3 года назад
Best quote is "you don't need 20 friends, you just need 3 mf and you can take over a country."
@jarebearthejew5103
@jarebearthejew5103 9 лет назад
Comedy central better do another season of this, with multiple episodes with Joey. This was the best bit yet.
@ryancarroll2886
@ryancarroll2886 9 лет назад
***** They should pay some dude to follow Joey with a camera.
@jarebearthejew5103
@jarebearthejew5103 9 лет назад
Ryan Carroll I'll do it for 5 dollars
@xGreenLungsx
@xGreenLungsx 9 лет назад
***** check out his documentary. its great.
@doublefeature
@doublefeature 9 лет назад
more like just do a full season of just Joey.
@doublefeature
@doublefeature 9 лет назад
xGreenLungsx i know it's 5bux but i don't have a CC. i wish it were somewhere streaming.
@stephlee3499
@stephlee3499 7 лет назад
First off, didn't know of Joey Diaz until Joe Rogan always had him on his show but wow man, this dude is more than just a comedian. This was the best standup I have ever seen and its not even that funny of a standup, the story is just so Goddamn good. And Joey is always keeping real. Joey Diaz is a fucking OG
@mammakamel
@mammakamel 7 лет назад
So true. He captivates who ever listenes, unreal person. Im a pretty new JD fan, and a pretty new JRE fan.
@JM-ip7hf
@JM-ip7hf 7 лет назад
Amen. Can't believe it took me this long to find this guy.
@goldsmithstudent
@goldsmithstudent 7 лет назад
Freak Nasty he's from jersey
@MB-ey6vv
@MB-ey6vv 7 лет назад
yeah, u got that right
@sdry
@sdry 7 лет назад
Totally agreed. I could this guys stories forever. Can't believe I didn't find out about him until couple of years ago.
@alvarezangel8744
@alvarezangel8744 Год назад
This man made me cry and laugh in the same 3 seconds crazy
@theromanceofwax
@theromanceofwax Год назад
Can't express my love for Joey Diaz more. What a guy. May he live forever
@JK-fr7dz
@JK-fr7dz 7 лет назад
thank you joe rogan for introducing me to my favorite comic.
@trashmn
@trashmn 7 лет назад
bro for real!
@JWP6948
@JWP6948 7 лет назад
the world is forever indebted to Joe Rogan! I knew about Joey before but it was thanks to Joe that I fell in love with him and his life story
@yushrajcoomar9384
@yushrajcoomar9384 7 лет назад
sup freak bitches
@El-vw7pt
@El-vw7pt 7 лет назад
Jared Kelley you're welcomed
@JoeMoss83
@JoeMoss83 6 лет назад
Joe Rogan introduced me to my favorite comic Doug Stanhope and my favorite person Joey Diaz
@CelticLove98
@CelticLove98 5 лет назад
I work in a funeral home, and somebody grabbing you by the throat for dressing their loved one in the wrong clothes? Yeah. It’s pretty justifiable
@005connect9
@005connect9 4 года назад
Hamish Finlay the comedy in that situation comes from the contrast between the severity of the situation being rather low and the reaction to it being incredibly over the top...
@johnrambo5654
@johnrambo5654 4 года назад
@@005connect9 really? Wow you must be so smart, trying to undermine somebody's harmless comment with your supreme intellectuality
@christopherwhiteside4448
@christopherwhiteside4448 4 года назад
You ever cold packed?
@paulhoskins7852
@paulhoskins7852 4 года назад
I read a story recently where the mortuary service cut a tall man's legs so he would fit in a casket for his funeral.
@MrLouBomber
@MrLouBomber 4 года назад
I mean it’s literally the final image you will have of your loved one.
@dante666jt
@dante666jt 3 года назад
This is church for me, listening to a person speak his innermost darkness out of strangers
@NativeBratElaine
@NativeBratElaine 3 года назад
He is the FUNNIEST GUY. Comedy Central, you need to do a special with him NOT DOING STAND UP but instead TELLING HIS STORIES!!!!!
@vampire361
@vampire361 3 года назад
You should listen to his podcast.
@NativeBratElaine
@NativeBratElaine 3 года назад
@@vampire361 I do
@Tc7961
@Tc7961 7 лет назад
"People shake hands, they give you a cookie, peace be with you."
@HEYTORO
@HEYTORO 5 лет назад
Neon Tyler what minute??
@HassanMohamoud-lg2xw
@HassanMohamoud-lg2xw 5 лет назад
@@HEYTORO 12:50
@Monkeyabroad
@Monkeyabroad 4 года назад
These "This is not happening" sets usually aren't my thing. But Joey killed this.
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 3 года назад
I think this entire series was made from Ari listening to Joey.
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 3 года назад
Awesome pic btw😁👍
@lanceehrsam8296
@lanceehrsam8296 3 года назад
This is what Joey excels at
@realkewlmann
@realkewlmann 3 года назад
Hey! I learn Chinese from your videos and saw your Sri Lanka vlog too! Nice to see you here, it looks like your subscribers have gone up 😱 greats news 👏🏼
@edub9930
@edub9930 3 года назад
You can tell when they're full of shit just bullshiting. Then there's Joey.
@jkcarton1497
@jkcarton1497 3 года назад
watching this because i love his comedy, but this really made me think about life n shit, joey diaz is just special
@celticbarry9877
@celticbarry9877 3 года назад
Yeah, it's sad to think that by age 13 I think Joey Diaz was literally in the USA alone, no parents, no brother or sister, no cousins, grandparents or nothing. Somehow he made it from there to being in movies, TV shows and a Millionaire.
@logancabanas8462
@logancabanas8462 3 года назад
Uncle Joey showed raw emotion almost going into tears and choking up with Z talking to his mother for the last time 🙏❤️
@atlienn2566
@atlienn2566 4 года назад
Losing 1 parent is the hardest thing Losing both I can’t even think of living afterwards.....glad you’re here Joey
@auunnfkristjansson6738
@auunnfkristjansson6738 4 года назад
That's scares me the most,No matter how old i'll be
@lordlux4432
@lordlux4432 4 года назад
Mother got smashed by a van. Choked to death on her own blood, and her brain hemorrhaged up causing agonal breathing Losing family is easy
@atlienn2566
@atlienn2566 4 года назад
Lord Lux I’m sorry bro
@lordlux4432
@lordlux4432 4 года назад
@@atlienn2566 it's ok nature gave me a trade or two.
@DJ-kg6zq
@DJ-kg6zq 2 года назад
Lord lux that’s terrible😭 don’t drink and drive people!!! You may ruin somebody’s life like lord lux! It actually happens a lot…
@hanstapout
@hanstapout 9 лет назад
@10:02"Cause you don't need 20 friends, you just need three motherfuckers and you can take over a country" .......best quote by far #madflavor Joey Diaz
@HamiltonTileGA
@HamiltonTileGA 9 лет назад
that is badass. to the max.
@user-on2ys9jr6t
@user-on2ys9jr6t 9 лет назад
You know he's talkin bout che n fidel
@RighteousThunder32
@RighteousThunder32 9 лет назад
Who would the third guy have been?
@hanstapout
@hanstapout 9 лет назад
***** Camilo Cienfuegos
@snarfer5612
@snarfer5612 8 лет назад
+Hamsel Diaz Perdomo yep, you know your history
@elbarto3034
@elbarto3034 3 года назад
My guy needs a Netflix stand up I swear when I hear this guy tell these story's ik ill be ok
@baab4361
@baab4361 3 года назад
Joey Diaz is the Master of the Set-up his uncanny ability to disarm anyone with a story or anecdote is legendary and will live forever
@ashleeblanton
@ashleeblanton 4 года назад
"Z had the funeral director by the throat because she put the wrong dress on my mother" - This is the type of friendship energy I need in my life lmfao!!!!! I love this! Joey is probably my new favorite comedian lmfao
@whitepeachasmr
@whitepeachasmr 3 года назад
Yeah
@daves6503
@daves6503 5 лет назад
Jesus....I have been kind of binging on these "this is not happening" vids.....and this one takes the cake....because of Joey's honesty....his passion, his fire.....man. He is intense. Gotta Love him.
@amberparker9883
@amberparker9883 5 лет назад
SAME.. BEEN LOOKING UP JOEY D CLIPS ALL FN DAY LONG. I CANT STOP!! LOL 💯👍🤷
@RayRaeTV
@RayRaeTV 4 года назад
Ari Shaffir's seasons were the best. You gotta watch Jim Breuer's Bombing at Sears. It's one of my favorite ones.
@josephdelisa3345
@josephdelisa3345 4 года назад
I agree Joey is an inspiration, from the streets to the insight, alot to take in, I've got a big heart but it always seems to allow others to take advantage, Joey tells it straight much respect for the man
@srpdesigns
@srpdesigns 4 года назад
Right there with ya Brotha!
@johneppstv
@johneppstv 4 года назад
Yea this is like my 5th video. Hes awesome.
@tamaraproctor1980
@tamaraproctor1980 3 года назад
I could listen to him for hours 😍😍😍😍😍
@jonathangauthier3549
@jonathangauthier3549 3 года назад
My heart goes out to you Mr. Diaz. You've dealt with many hardships in your life and came out a better person on the other side. Despite your bad choices in your younger days, you pull through and are now helping people like myself who've lived through similar situations. Thank you sir for sharing this intimate story. You are an angel despite what you may think
@salvadormazal2105
@salvadormazal2105 7 лет назад
That story deserved a standing ovation. Just. Wow.
@readneuromancerbywilliamgi6761
Man it makes me sad that he never talked to Z again. That'd be something that haunted me for a long time, if not my whole life, just popping back in your head when you least expect it, in the middle of the night, first thing in the morning, I can't handle endings like that very well
@zachmcclure8814
@zachmcclure8814 5 лет назад
@onewithmyself is Z dead? I'm confused
@Blind_Side94
@Blind_Side94 5 лет назад
You dont know Z though you pussy
@birdsamora9925
@birdsamora9925 5 лет назад
@@Blind_Side94 why such an asshole
@birdsamora9925
@birdsamora9925 5 лет назад
@@Blind_Side94 someone like z, imagine someone that loved you, that raised you, that cared for you when no one else would.
@Wheresmy240
@Wheresmy240 5 лет назад
Yeah, that story really got to me. I live with several similar burdens everyday and i'm doing my best to be at peace with them. I've got one left that still eats at me all the time and I just can't seem to get right.
@miky8788
@miky8788 9 месяцев назад
That's how to tell a story ... i'm in tears
@daganperretti8617
@daganperretti8617 2 года назад
Joey had me ready to cry talking about Z and his mother, and then at the perfect time he makes you laugh about her offering coke to his dead mother lol.
@NarrativeFrontier
@NarrativeFrontier 4 года назад
When it comes to friends quality over quantity.
@funkydankspliff
@funkydankspliff 4 года назад
Anything in life, quality > quantity
@xYouthAttackx
@xYouthAttackx 3 года назад
Couldn't agree more. The same goes with food. I fucking hate Buffet's.
@acuraguy3231
@acuraguy3231 3 года назад
That's a huge guideline for my life. Not only friends but with everything whether it be food, cars, friends, or ANYTHING.
@joeshmoe6930
@joeshmoe6930 2 года назад
When it comes to friends, if you value quantity over quality, chances are you ain't got no friends.
@NarrativeFrontier
@NarrativeFrontier 2 года назад
@@joeshmoe6930 facts
@cheese5488
@cheese5488 4 года назад
Man, it’s the truth. I visited my friend that passed in 2001. He was the type. Didn’t matter if it was just you and him vs 100 ppl. He wouldn’t leave you. I love him and miss him so much. I was 19 when he passed. I saw both of his beautiful kids born. He never got to see my son. He was still the best man at my wedding 2015. I’m 39 now. Rip Anthony 🇵🇷 te amo por vida primo!!
@xYouthAttackx
@xYouthAttackx 3 года назад
I wish I had friends like that. Shit I wish I had family like that.
@nativeb.9718
@nativeb.9718 3 года назад
🙏🏽❤️ RIP Anthony
@charlottem.1477
@charlottem.1477 3 года назад
RIP Anthony 💝
@DJ-kg6zq
@DJ-kg6zq 2 года назад
Xyouth knock and the door will be opened. If you put the work into finding quality people you will find them.
@Joseph-kh8um
@Joseph-kh8um 2 года назад
Yo rip anthony true hermanos baby
@masoncameron7789
@masoncameron7789 3 года назад
Nothing can get me laughing or crying harder than an Uncle Joey story
@1corinth1x20
@1corinth1x20 3 года назад
New respect for someone that deserved it before I was born.
@ellenpeaytt8942
@ellenpeaytt8942 9 лет назад
This touched me to the core. I had to sit for 10 minutes and evaluate my life.
@parson7260
@parson7260 5 лет назад
Ellen Peaytt same here! 3 years later lol
@murphfee617
@murphfee617 5 лет назад
Thats a Good thing Ellen he Made you think. We need more Joey Dia'z
@mattpike5264
@mattpike5264 4 года назад
I hope he gets back in touch with z at some point
@Mrblitz1819
@Mrblitz1819 5 лет назад
If you don’t like Joey Diaz after watching this , you got issues !
@sayelaporro
@sayelaporro 5 лет назад
@onewithmyself yh, you do realize that 99% of ALL his stories are made up right?
@rogerh7203
@rogerh7203 5 лет назад
The Basic Adventurerer Proof? Factual Proof
@auunnfkristjansson6738
@auunnfkristjansson6738 4 года назад
@@sayelaporro Stfu!He's as real as they get!
@miguelangelthomas5154
@miguelangelthomas5154 4 года назад
The Basic Adventurerer maybe. Maybe not. How about you just enjoy it for what it is and stop poking holes at the fun.
@jrm1077
@jrm1077 4 года назад
He's just not funny. And he's affected. Nothing to do with liking him or not
@capoditutticapi5524
@capoditutticapi5524 Год назад
Uncle joey diaz!! *THE REALIST OUT THERE*
@chikowashere
@chikowashere Год назад
I've never been a laughing out loud person, I usually just chuckle to myself, but this one got me audibly laughing and tearing up too.
@johndodey4664
@johndodey4664 4 года назад
Once you start doing bongs hits. Church ain't that bad" is the most ricky thing I've heard outside of trailer park boys in awhile
@MyHunter9090
@MyHunter9090 3 года назад
So true lol
@younghex9577
@younghex9577 2 года назад
12:45
@dimitrisolejak26
@dimitrisolejak26 2 года назад
joey diaz always sunny trailer park boys man we and my crew we had a bar for 4 years it was crazy times i really wanna start a trailer park of cool people^^
@goldguy4185
@goldguy4185 2 года назад
@@dimitrisolejak26 Sunnyvale 2.0
@Adimas0
@Adimas0 8 лет назад
Joey Diaz made me realize I have no true best friends lol
@dlavegat7167
@dlavegat7167 5 лет назад
Know the feeling dude
@douglasfrancher
@douglasfrancher 5 лет назад
You want true friends, you gotta be a true friend yourself 🔥
@Ebvardh
@Ebvardh 5 лет назад
Good, keep it that way.
@chrlimill
@chrlimill 5 лет назад
preach
@semja
@semja 5 лет назад
It's true...:(
@SITREPa1
@SITREPa1 Месяц назад
The greatest story teller in comic history. From serious to heartfelt to comedy Jose Diaz is a true gem
@Weekend658
@Weekend658 3 года назад
I’m 31, parents are aging, girlfriends think I show little emotion but I cry at night just thinking about how as I age, the closer I get to losing them.
@xYouthAttackx
@xYouthAttackx 3 года назад
Same here bro. Sometimes I wish I would die first before I lose them. My mom especially.
@Lo0nex_
@Lo0nex_ 3 года назад
Maybe get a therapist or open up about it to close friends/loved ones etc
@drunkenmmamaster419
@drunkenmmamaster419 3 года назад
Same here bro
@drunkenmmamaster419
@drunkenmmamaster419 3 года назад
@@Lo0nex_ therapists are overrated and mentally I'll themselves and extremely hypocritical
@anthonythomas7873
@anthonythomas7873 Год назад
My parents are getting older too and I love them and want them around my whole life I'd rather die and go to heaven before they go because I love them so much
@myceliumman7554
@myceliumman7554 5 лет назад
This man is a straight up SAVAGE story teller. Runs you through the emotional ringer. Can't wait to see him live some day.
@HamzaAlBelushi
@HamzaAlBelushi 9 лет назад
when joey teared up it broke my heart.. this dude is literally my fav stand up comic & story teller.. much love to ya uncle joey
@michaelmidax8108
@michaelmidax8108 9 месяцев назад
There is no comic like Joey. Seriously. Legitimately in his own lane.
@JD-ee8wp
@JD-ee8wp 7 месяцев назад
Joey's the only comic that I can listen to the same story over and over and still be captivated by every word
@austin4x
@austin4x 6 лет назад
Uncle Joey needs to write a book about his life. It sounds like anybody he would be ratting on has been long dead anyway. Some of us just have interesting stories to tell and are good at telling them. There doesn't have to be a crazy twist or turn or some kind of fight scene where you rescue a princess from a spiky fire turtle thingy. Sometimes just hearing a good story from someone who's good at telling them is enough that we don't even care about the morality or even the ending of the story lol. We just like hearing them tell it.
@djdeath4318
@djdeath4318 4 года назад
bowzer
@lukesneesby8327
@lukesneesby8327 4 года назад
austin4x uncle Joey is full of shit. Don’t you get it..
@DJMizzy
@DJMizzy 4 года назад
He has. He’s writing audio books on every podcast he does
@zatchk
@zatchk 9 лет назад
Comedy Central do yourself a favor and get this man a special ASAP!
@weedmuffin8279
@weedmuffin8279 2 года назад
The way he conveys so many emotions in his stories, I was laughing. Crying, happy, mad, all in 15 mins
@racegod69
@racegod69 7 месяцев назад
Joey is one of the most genuine people walking the earth. I avoid swearing generally, I make exceptions for Joey. 😂
@Emily-kd2zv
@Emily-kd2zv 4 года назад
I teared up when he talked about Z petting his dead mother’s hair while they were alone. Such a genuine and beautiful gesture made by someone who loved another person.
@davidpagan8559
@davidpagan8559 11 месяцев назад
You can see him start to lose it also. A story full of humanity.
@bryanmccurley6085
@bryanmccurley6085 6 лет назад
a Chihuahua is the best piece of mind. if you hear something and that dog doesn't mind, roll back over and go back to sleep.
@CCSI322
@CCSI322 4 года назад
It always barks
@2300block
@2300block 4 года назад
Daniel Rojo u gota get a mix I had mine for 16 years an he’s so behaved walks off leash even now blind. nigga thinks he a pit bull tho
@MyLux777
@MyLux777 4 года назад
Fuckin ankle biters man....
@atmosphericpressure3560
@atmosphericpressure3560 4 года назад
All of them shake like they're in Siberia. A 100lb Doberman on patrol sounds better.
@shwnshts9469
@shwnshts9469 4 года назад
It's the ghetto home security for every trap house on a budget. ADT when ya DGAF.
@HughJassole420
@HughJassole420 22 дня назад
This man is truly the greatest storyteller ever
@MrZombiejoe
@MrZombiejoe 3 года назад
Joey Can't Do Shit Without KILLIN IT!!!!! Much LOVE To Joey!!!
@RNSEntertainmentChannel
@RNSEntertainmentChannel 9 лет назад
Fucking legend
@emanonymous
@emanonymous 8 лет назад
That stark realization when you figure out you got no real friends.
@user-zk2lx9le5z
@user-zk2lx9le5z 5 лет назад
cruhg you find any yet?
@theafroassassin2535
@theafroassassin2535 5 лет назад
Better than being surrounded by fakers
@user-zk2lx9le5z
@user-zk2lx9le5z 5 лет назад
Zia The Nefarious correct
@Mikol_Billy
@Mikol_Billy 5 лет назад
Ride or dies are hard to come by tbh
@RyanSmith-wo2pi
@RyanSmith-wo2pi 3 года назад
..
@user-sb5bd3fs8e
@user-sb5bd3fs8e 3 месяца назад
this is one of my favorite joey diaz story. truly amazing
@joemitchell5639
@joemitchell5639 3 года назад
This made me realize how good a performer Joey Diaz is.
@OnEwHoRiDesLinEs
@OnEwHoRiDesLinEs 6 лет назад
People take for granted how they have someone in their lives who’ll do anything for them. They grow up thinking it’s a given, that “Zee” will always be there for them. But growing up means realizing that that shouldn’t come free. We owe it to our close ones to be there for them. We don’t just get to have someone who will do anything for us; to earn that, we need to be willing to do anything for those we love. It’s too bad Zee didn’t feel that at the time, but hopefully she realized that Joey was young, he still had to learn that lesson, and that he’d become a man who sticks up for his friends when they couldn’t stick up for themselves. If you don’t have a friend like Zee, try to BE a friend like Zee.
@williamchristenson9038
@williamchristenson9038 5 лет назад
Cjmaret well said
@itsnotjazelle5646
@itsnotjazelle5646 5 лет назад
“So I got off Coke I had been off coke for like 4 days” Even a simple line is so funny
@AirWindFire
@AirWindFire 3 года назад
Tears, roaring laughter and life lessons all rolled into one = the GOAT Joey Diaz. His mother would be proud of him, it’s not easy surviving without one but he did it.
@pyro7358
@pyro7358 2 года назад
after a hard day i always come back to this guy
@vanhattfield8292
@vanhattfield8292 4 года назад
One of the saddest tales that I've heard. When comics tell stories you never know how much is embellished but his reactions he showed at the most emotional times makes me think those parts were sincere. Good story...
@someguy1994
@someguy1994 3 года назад
100%. Joey was about to cry thinking about that woman with his mom.
@younghex9577
@younghex9577 2 года назад
6:30
@bquick80
@bquick80 2 года назад
100% is real.
@27STS
@27STS 9 лет назад
I pity the fool who had to follow that.
@27STS
@27STS 9 лет назад
Makes sense. He's a killer.
@ryancarroll2886
@ryancarroll2886 9 лет назад
***** Ari, would it be gay to say you make a bangin' Susan Sarandon?
@boofert.washington2499
@boofert.washington2499 7 лет назад
Evan Goch I've seen them. they've been dragging the floor the last 25 years. she's gross.
@benmorris8149
@benmorris8149 Год назад
idk how many times i’ve watched this video but it touches my heart every time. idk what we did to deserve joey
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