This Western Secret Unit Was A MISTAKE - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

Would you like to be the general for my next war?

Lieutenant soaper, nice.

Noted

No,gunslingers make quick work of the units, snipers easily kill jousters. Fencers can be crushed by the robbers, and miners and tnt throwers kill tanks.

I just spammed horses and berserkers and won the entire campaign, charging seems to be really good against western units.

Area 51 Flashbacks...

D-Day Flasbacks...

The Winter War Flashbacks.....

We salute those who have fallen.

Don't forget the "Oh oh oh!!!"

it just turns into the bit from the matrix where the agent and Neo are shooting at each other while dodging their bullets

@@cringe7391 That's more like quickdraw vs quickdraw. Deadeye vs Deadeye would be more like musketeer vs musketeer, they just shoot each other and that's it.

@@glschrauben well except the musketeers have a chance to somehow miss each other meanwhile deadeye has basically 100% accuracy unless they're against very fast units like the raptor

@@medymiraflor654 Pretty much. Deadeye is just a super musketeer. Higher firerate, higher damage, higher accuracy. The only major difference is the price.

This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Two Of Us Pardner.

top 3 things more intimidating than play-doe clint eastwood 1. The Grim Reaper 2. T-posing demon straw boi 3. Ice giant

@@smileyphantom2838 what about the hobbit

Well its made more intimidating when you realise it can take down the god killer. trust me

None of these are more intimidating you know what is THE BARD

@@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 , you're wrong, the Open Alpha chickens that are on literally every map are the scariest edit: no, wait. the new catapult

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

Correction, yeet, not throw, big difference

you have 69 likes

Kurt50Alien Randomness Galore And the musketeer

@@Snow_Cloak True.

Correction: "Are we a joke to you"

@@Not_Sam17 The way that I said it makes more sense for the meme.

Horses are a big weakness I beat the Champaign using them also some musket dudes but I took control of them just incase

Sooooo... The Pirate Faction?

The anime girl treatment makes me feel weak

ADD DRAGONS

the vikings are the biggest weakness

Units themselves: oh really?

yes

Reaper: you sure about that?

Wobbly Horse:

Meanwhile, bumpkin:

Why would you say something so brave yet so controversial

Cap:Samurai is the only unit who can deflect The Shogun:Am I a joke to you?

@@thepianobirb4388 he's a secret unit, he can't use him

he said "that's a solid strategy"

@@hellothere-sf1gl .(

Dark peasant 0.0

Executor

Oh i see

Still intimidating with the whole lack of googly eyes

How about wobbly horse after you take the clothes and googly eyes off you can do that in the menu THE WOBBLY HORSE WILL EAT YOUR SOUL..........

Muskets are a meme and flintlocks / blunderbuss might as well shot cotton halls cuase there d aw damage is almost none

@@qberrygamz5008 what's with pirate captains gun?

@@dominikfrommer7822 the captains gun doesn't seem to do much honestly but idk

@@qberrygamz5008 it's good in close range and blow away the enemy

I've 3 three shot a minotaur with the captain

yOu sIr arE VerY wRoNg iN moTheR RUssiA,BeAr wAlkS YoU

XD

In mother Russia bear walk you

@@medlyman6513 synchrxz said it 3 hours earlier

Haha ded 11 yr old meme isfunni me alugh at rendom humor r/foundthegrandmatryingtoberelatable r/foundthetrashrandomshitmomjokesfan

@Xavier Babbitt Not that hard to find a better quote than old honest abe.

Lol

Solid strategy*

no his balls will be solid

Stop whith the qoutes

All these egg puns are making me egg-static

Don’t like a good yoke eh?

Egg jokes make me laugh like shell

Dam theirs alot of egg puns

@Mr. Breadstick Knock knock

C10 S or use the god power from the bug dlc

Everyone needs to like this so sauce can see

That didn't work for me so I went to map selection and set it to the wild west without going to a new map and then it let me

Cool

wanna know how to manually throw the bank safe?

@@thebluedeadlymox7364 How... how did you mess up the meme when it's right in front of you?

@@thebluedeadlymox7364 wtf how did u mess it up boi

@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 what did he say

@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 what did he say

@@prathamthakur8815 i don't remember it's been a year, a very long year

We need chicken man back

Agree

This is actually a really common saying in some places.

He doesn't need god power he can just blast the wall with a cannon

It's kind of bugged though. I tested it out. I think it may be bugged for some players, but for some players it may work. So, let's just hope that cap isn't one of the players with a bugged game.

@@mobilevadr6857 you need to go to map select after the bank wall breaks but not the menu go to the same map and it's activated

The MobileVadr you have to blow up the back of the bank, press select map and select Wild West map again so that it won’t reset that you blown up the back of the bank, and then it’ll work

For the love of God please fix your english

Haha yeah

F

-The soviets, 1941

...you...you misspelled captainsauce, you said “captain CAUSE”

Lol

Ice giant: *sadness growls*

Nah the six shooter can one hit the reaper, by that I mean with only one of his attacks

Picklebobpie, the reaper don’t got nothing on that guy

Here lives Reapers number 1 Popularity

Hey that's only if he can fire before the reaper gives him the anime girl treatment

And the executioner. And the Reaper.

I’ve ever SEEN

The last episode, he didn’t see the six shooter yet

The sharp shooter not six shooter u nub

@@opmaster5665 boi you didn't see all the units nub

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Liek for free IPhone

ur fake deep

ah yes, *good comment*

Quick question: do you like cats

The executioner is old news now. it lost its intimidation a while ago. Plus I think it was the unknown-ness making this guy more intimidating

dude, you see that guy you have nothing but a gun and your just a bad at aim what are you gonna do? also the executioner would be dead before the 4th bulllet

What about the davinchi tank?

Quick Draw: I am better than you,executioner. Executioner: you have a gun and you are going to beat me in a 1v1, Quick Draw.

Its cool not intimidating

Pirate

And Ren.'s muskets. Muskets were my go-to ranged units until the western faction.

@@plagueman049 tell that to cap'n, I'm sure he'll approve of drunk musketeers, which gives me a good idea from r a comment battle

Tip: shields block Quick Draw's bullets...

@@thebookless3381 really? Because I see bullet penetrate shield in some tabs video that have shield vs guns

No lol

That won't go well, artemis could quickly kill them before the tentacles attack

Wtf

*INSERT LENNY FACE HERE*

@xXUN BROKENXx Your comment's phrasing convinces me you're telling yourself to look away.

I don't think dodging and falling over is very effective against rapid fire-

Famous last words

Sounds like area 69 raid

I mean if the pickaxe can be swung and have a mini explosion at the end it might be a tie

@@vix2353 r/woooosh

What would defend you from a sharp stone about to hit your head at the speed of sonic jogging Nothing you’re screwed

Ther' a nather secret u

NO it's like walking a alligator bear hybrid for a walk

The wort of all a drunk Snuffy, even god cant harm it

more like a drunk soviet bear

blunderbusses: Imma 'bout to end this whole man's carreer

painter and musketeers with feathers hat can dodge the bullets easily. in fact, they are pretty hard to hit with projectiles

@@franktrinidad142 neither of those can dodge bullets easily

@@woahdude5553 not the fencer, which is what i think he's reffering to, but the painter, yeah, definately! It can dodge all projectiles.

@@timothywilcox1539 a majority of projectiles.

I just took control of a gatling gun and shot it open...

"we truly live in a society"

Right 😂🤣😂 that's like saying the guy from Olympus has fallen (it's a really good movie on Netflix you should check it out) can't take out an entire army

When he literally does

Or the guy from Undisputed 3

Yuri boyka

Who literally does that to save the life of a woman he barely knew Because he accidentally killed her husband in a boxing match because he lost his temper in the ring 😂🤣😂

Gunslingers?

But did you know that the musketeers are also good against shield and armor units?

literally a execution line

Spear throwers work well to. The strategy of "they can't shoot all of us" works best when you can shoot back.

@@halogamerfan7991 I guess you can say that, originally in my head I was using Civil War tactics since Wild West

@@infinitesnek-worldserpent8229 I can see him use the blunderbusses but not the musketeers though

Why why did you say this Luigi is inevitable

Lol

WarMachine 01 really? 😂

area 51

That’s so funny LOL

I don't think that's really a pun it's more like an analogy

@@chaznelson6865 eggs ate mainly poached

Metal Sheilds

Unless they’re raining from the heavens

All gun units weakness, except Deadeye: *VAMPIRES*

7:19 I strait up saw 750 money and in a instant knew 3 musketeers

@@connorscott6479 yeah you're correct I mean who would shoot someone who's sucking them off . Get your head out of the gutter who ever read this and thought that, and you know what I'm talking about .

Achievement unlocked: "Wait, What?" *Upgrade your revolver to make it fully automatic.*

Same

Same

Same

Same lol!

I subscribed to you because I like to help small you tubers grow and you look like a great animator. Keep growing and never give up!

As an overwatch player, this is funny

The only reason it’s not Mcree is because he doesn’t glow when he shoot or that he doesn’t have a flashbang

And when he fires, there's no tumbleweed.

Since

i will call them jouster rider cavalry rider lasso rider

That's one way of explaining it

HA bet

But no seriously, I would like you try

@Lolrence571 Geneva suggestion

Pew pew to you partner

Might make a manga and anime about this story

Barrel Armor Gun: *laughs*

It’s just bastion

In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead He was vicious and a killer though a youth of 24 And the notches on his pistol numbered one and 19 more One and 19 more Now the stranger started talking made it plain to folks around Was an Arizona ranger wouldn't be too long in town He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead And he said it didn't matter he was after Texas Red After Texas RedWasn't long before the story was relayed to Texas Red But the outlaw didn't worry men that tried before were dead 20 men had tried to take him, 20 men had made a slip 21 would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hipThe morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet It was 20 past 11 when they walked out in the street Folks were watching from the windows everybody held their breath They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death About to meet his death There was 40 feet between them when they stopped to make their play And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hipIt was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground Oh he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip Big iron Big iron When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip

That song gives me a big iron.

They're just called Lasso I believe. But good try!

How old are you

@@martinguillen1577 perv

He hasnt complewd wild weat yet

No your right

The cowboy:"You've yee'd your last haw pardner"

"Its eight, actually

FrenchToast get Rionheart

Cleetus: yeehaw brothers we used to ride these babies for miles : me : okay

Mcree in TABS

Yeah just checked it's cool

Ur right

You're *

Some people are proud of being first to comment, they will say things like im first or im first to comment or im proud of being first to comment because I live in my mother's basement

@@JesterTheMolesters Me too :D

@@dannyraynor2021 are you saying you live in your mother's basement

Only guns solve problems danny

The only type of fire which can beat them is guns

That’s how I cheesed the renesenqnce

@@enderjed2523 me too, but now I wreck everything with the bug dlc

they have long range guns tho, that probably wont work

They have cooldowns

That's how I felt with the renaissance but I also spent the rest of my money on cheer leaders and the change for bards

Why are disilkes even a thing

@@rosagarciaortiz3492 for youtube rewind

Funny thing is that the youtube algorithm treats a like, a comment, and a dislike the same way - as an interaction with the video. To YT the dislike is just another positive metric for a video when deciding to push the video to more users.

I agree to this statement

Same

Broo

I can see I’ll lol

Ikr 🤣😂

Steak Pizza Lover that’s a bit OP

The entirety of the pirate faction: *AARGH we a joke to you?*

Yes. Yes he is.

@ Darin Chan , I don’t know if they can hold for very long against some Gatlings gunslingers

Yeah that was a bit of an exaggeration

*sauce

Lol yea XD

Pirate faction and musketeers

Scarecrow: y'all are about to eat some humble crow pie

"You can put a cat on a leash, but you can not make it walk" -Some idiot somewhere

Yeah that comparison didn't make any sense...putting a bear on a leash would be a lot easier than putting a MAMMOTH on a leash.

Bears are not dogs closest ancestors. it depends on how far back you want to go, but closer animals include wolves, foxes, coyotes, and Amphicyonidae, I don't know if you are counting extinct animals or not, but bears are not the closest relatives of dogs.

David Giesmann True

Niall Swales True, but they are a close relative

also the western faction: *real tab chicks with bombs*

also also the western faction: "so any ways i started shooting*