The Trojan Chicken Sneak Attack - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

The opening was the most accurate retelling I've seen, I could probably do this for a school project.

"Kick flip a chicken off a cliff" is my new favorite quote.

History lessons with Cap and TABS, this is an absolute win.

The reenactment of the Trojan Horse at the beginning is really good.

There’s just something majestic about seeing giant wooden chickens slowly fall to the side like lopsided dominoes simultaneously. Truly a sight to behold!

"That one Knockout League fight with the Pirate" You: A SuperBoxer (Take control of him) Vs The Enemy: A pirate king

Alternative title: History lesson with saucyboi

"The Wobble Faction" 15 Wobbly horses,15 Raptors, and 15 Monk Raptors this would be a very interesting Comment Battle if you do it

"You'd have an easier time trying to get a monkey to write a best selling pre-teen novel." Stephenie Meyer: (rolls over, cries) How did he find out?

“After hyping you up, you go and kick flip the chicken off a cliff” - CaptainSauce 2:25

Honestly better history lesson than actually history class

“Snuffy needs to get on a diet” - 10 mathematicians and 5 mammoths.

And that was a history lesson from tomato man

7:57 around this time Smooth Criminal started playing. The chickens liked it.

1:37 me: when corona is over

"You guys go and kickflip the chicken off a cliff!" -Captain Sauce, August 1st, 2020

9:38 "You can't dodge Dead-Eye!" dodges dead-eye

When you become so powerful even you dodging your opponents attacks kills them

'the ultimate army' 20 shouters (in the front) 5 gunslingers (two on both sides and one in the middle a little far back) and 20 dead eye (in the back and ready to strike)

"chinese fried chicken" 2 Trojan chickens and 4 chinese dragons

1:37 he found out he was in a captain sauce video and tried to scream like Patrick

Ah yes, the trojan chicken. Of course, it’s historically “totally accurate” :3

"The Necromancing" 10 Skeleton Archers,5 Necromancers,1 Reaper,2 Skeleton giants,1 Skeleton As Sacrifice

kinda different but fun battle "Protect the Priest" Line:Circle (Your side inside the circle) Win condition: Survive for 90 seconds (for you) Your Army: 1 priest Enemy Army: 5-10 of any non-ranged unit Rules:Dont kill any of the enemies, you can only use the grab power, and you cant buy anything.

*Trojan horse has soldiers glitching out of it* Troy's king: seems legit

Your the best youtuber i'm back re watching his tabs videos there truly the best also his other videos

14:54: Pause and look at the guy whos about to die. He is THICC

*"The Fantastic Four of the Dynasty"* 1 Shogun with 8 Samurai's as the *"Sword squad"* 1 Sensei with 8 Ninjas as the *"Ninja star team"* 1 Lady red jade with 8 Taekwondo as the *"Kick squad"* 1 Monkey king with 8 Monk as the *"Stick squad"* put the *"Ninja star team"* at the back, and at the middle is the *"Sword squad"* at the left and right is the *"Kick squad"* and *"Stick squad"* and don't put the *"Fantastic Four"* close to each other cause they might kill each other. Vs. *"CaptainSauce"* with only 15,000 any unit *Except modded units*

hey sauce you gotta look at the 'back' of the miner the devs left a little surprise

“Creeper?! Aw man!” 10 Bomb On A Stick

"The culling" 3 archers 1 squire 10 hobbits 1 reaper

“The pile is getting smaller, well the living pile atleast...” 14:29 😂

To the people who have disliked, he is trying his best, is an amazing person, yall are just haters

I want him to get more subs he deserves it

"The Confusion": Ten MaleStandard

It's beautiful, The Chickins have reached our full potential. RISE MY BROTHERS! RISE!!!!!

Nice, earlier upload

I'm going to suggest this again, considering the Greek theming. The Army Alexander the great sent to quell the rebellion of Athens. One king(Alexander the 6/10) 2 Ballistas 2 2x5 Phalanx 5 Horses(Of any kind) And 10 Archers. If you want a more detailed answer, go see my comment on your video about the indsturctable cactus. You laugh at the spelling while your at it.

I just binged all 77 episodes in 3 days, keep up with the good episodes

God powers vs a God: Bugs DLC vs one punch man. Note: use superbeam ballista

Comment battle: One of every melee unit vs one of every ranged unit (or if it would make the point cost more even two of every melee or two of every ranged) (also no broken units)

Custom battle idea: Snuffy learns math 1 Mammoth Vs 1 mathematician Like so captain can see this

"Unit dosent die" Captainsauce: Y u No DiE?!

We have seen tabs units with bug dlc, but we never seen moded units with the bug dlc. So, what happens when you have a spinning emperor that is a tornado. To do this, you need the bug on, make all units spin, a emperor and 25 cheerleaders.

I clicked on this video faster than james charles can say “ hey sisters” and I still wasn’t first

I want cap as my literature teacher

Comment Battle: "A Questionable Re-enactment" (Dynasty Map) 1 Trojan Chicken You may only use the Renaissance Faction.

Caps explanation of the story of the Trojan horse was better than my history teachers

When it comes out you should play little nightmares 2

how can dodging kill people? (ps that trojan chicken is beautiful)

Hey Cap...for the next episode of TABS, you can do a competition/arena type of thing, having all the factions fight against one another. Have up to 5 of each units be in each of the factions and for the sake of a battle-like feeling, use the big greek map (the one in this video)

I'm a total geek when it comes to Greek history or mythology, so I was really happy that he gave a whole story for the Trojan horse.

The undying battle: one One Punch Man vs. one Super Peasant.

Honestly Captainsauce is the best story teller I have ever seen

Not gonna lie, I was hoping to see what happens when the new super peasant has a cheer squad at his back.

4:17 Ok makes sense Greek Spartans and Roman Centurions at the same Time, Totally Accurate Historic Simulator 😂😂

"The wrong sword" Give a hobit a skeleton giant sword.

11:43 Old TABS fans: *I haven't heard that name in years.*

I posted this on the last video: "Class has just begun" 30 mathematicians led by 1 teacher

8:50 looked like that end battle from kung fu panda 2

Thanks cap for bringing humor to RU-vid in a spectacular fashion

Cap: *"there is a lot of Dead bodies mostly blue ones though."* Me: *"yeah I think that red's the imposter."*

my army the big bois: all of the most expensive units from each faction

"The church of the Clam Jam" 10 CLAMS 5 Healers 20 hobbit 10 Cheerleaders

Hi Captainsauce, I just want you to know how you have helped me for a long time. I would have a shitty day and when you upload you make it all better. Sometimes I'm so miserable I don't even wanna crawl out of bed. Sometimes the only reason I do is because I don't wanna pee in my bed. Some days my siblings are so annoying I want to remove their voiceboxes but when I watch your videos, I forget everything bad that happened. It is truly amazing how just one person can make an entire community happy. I love you (as a RU-vidr) and other people do too. I hope you read this and I hope one day you and T Series have a subscriber battle. I will make 800 million accounts just to subscribe to you over and over again. I don't ever want you to stop uploading. I love you Captainsauce.

"eye to eye" dead eye's surrounding a mammoth on the second floors of the Renaissance faction's map

The wobbly horse inquisition: The leader of the attack is the calvary horse. He has 4 jousters as guards. A line of lasso horses. And a line of raptor riders because raptors are basically prehistoric wobbly horses.

Thanks again captainsauce for making me laugh in these hard times.

“Reach for the sky” one of every unit with a gun

Never thought this channel was informational! Well at least it has totally accurate action with it!

2:27 After telling the whole story and hyping this up you guys go and kick-flip the chicken off a cliff

*The Suprise* 1Trojan Chicken 2Bank Robbers 5Berserkers 1CowBoy 1wobley horse

When I do dumb things in quarantine my wife says “no one is doing some thing this dumb in quarantine” also me, Shows her this video, my wife “well then...”

The avengers Thor as Thor Leonidas as captain America Apollo as Hawkeye Ice giant as hulk Jetpacker as iron man Red jade as black widow

There is one man who can kill one punch man, way back you had a huge mod with the Supreme God.

Fidget Spinner: Every unit that spins in ANY way + Some cheerleaders

The Occult 3 Monday, July 18, 1932 It has been a little over a week since the 3 clouds appeared. Last night one cloud moved. When I went to the source of the pillar of light, it was a warehouse east of the city, I checked it out, nothing seemed to be off other than the occasional light flickering and nothing else was wrong. Next week on Sunday at midnight I am going to the location of the pillar if I am seen I don't think I’ll come back.

Crossfire: 100 crossbowman versus 1 long Snuffy in the.middle

had a look through your whole tabs playlist and i've found out that if you hit a hoplite in the ancle it goes down pretty quick so mabye that encorporates the greek story of achilles

Put the math guys with hundreds of cheerleaders, and on the other team have a bard with hundreds of priests.

i love that you always put a smile on my face even when im down thank you so much for this

I would love to see the super peasant getting in love Edit: hitting him with Cupid/love arrows

Take controll of a hobbit that turns into a blackhole.

"The super tornado" Super peasant + cheerleaders

hey cap i recommend a game called people playground its interesting and broken something you'd like im 961 comments number go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtt also in teh beginning you where captain history a new character?

Me: sees the thumbnail Also me: visible confus- actually nevermind. This a mix of cap and tabs and stupid plus genius equels fun

“ I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling, full of Tara- i mean hoplites. Yes, Hoplites”

Maybe the dark peasant could kill one punch man (if he still spikes people I’m not gonna look)

He's one of the best youtuber's in the world, Hes edits is so good and funny!

Why is cap’s laughter so contagious?

The battle of alesia Put them in a circle: 6 wall barriers 4 horseman, oh sorry, wobbly horse 10 legionnaires 1 centurion

4:00 half of those units are romans.

1:14 Me: (sees small peasant head) Aso me: Mort, how did you get here?!

User battle suggestion “Axes axes axes” Every axe unit other than ulur because he is op as frick 5 of Dem bay blades bois I forgot the name of 15 brawlers 5 berserkers 4 halberds 2 Jarls 4 chieftains 1 executioner Add anymore I may have forgotten it’s 2am at the time I’m writing this

"We all float up here" Put mod on cheat mode so units cant die Shoot and lift any unit

its interesting to get a history lesson through a game like TABS and a great person like sauce.

You are my favorite RU-vidr and nothing can change that, you are the best and always bring me joy! Keep up the good work

19:06 that guy looked like an flood infected person from Halo, if anybody remembers...

0:53 Yay, story time with Captainsauce! Seriously, I'm surprised your so knowledgeable about ancient history. 0__0

Loved the quick tabs parody of the story of Troy