John Wick vs. John Rambo vs. John McClane (Instrumental) - Epic Rap Battles of History. 

Check out this song that I did myself... ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Cr61SLGztkk.html

Christmas beat: Mclanne Tactical synth-beat: Wick Aggressive tense beat: Rambo

This beat drops harder than the Hans. Gruuuuber.

don't mind me just making timestamps Intro - 0:01 John McClane - 0:29 John Wick - 1:23 John Rambo - 2:22

That Rambo joint 🔥

I really like how McClane's portion has some jingle bells, a nice reference to how some people call Die Hard a Christmas movie lol. 😃

Ahaha, I love the Christmas bells in McClane's beat.

That Rambo part with the guitar needs to be extended on loop bruh😭 I'll cashapp you for it

I've been waiting for this since release 🙏🙏🙏

Their movies from the worst to the best in my opinion: 13- Rambo III 12- A Good Day To Die Hard 11- Rambo: Last Blood 10- Rambo: First Blood Part II 9- Rambo IV 8- John Wick: Chapter 3 7- Die Hard 2 6- Die Hard With Vengeance 5- John Wick 4- Live Free or Die Hard 3- John Wick: Chapter 2 2- Die Hard 1988 1- First Blood

2:22 Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don’t turn it off.

You did an amazing job man!

*"Alright I'll guess I be the one to draw first blood..."*

This beat is 🔥

Pretty good, but John Wick's part seems to be a bit long.

This lacks the slide the synth's got in some parts. Despite that, the beat is on point.

cool

someone please make an extended version of rambo strings+flute bit please??

ty man🙂

John Wick's part slaps harder than will smith

The john Wick verse sounds like a Modern interpretation of Goblin's score for Dawn of the Dead (1978) when they arrive at the mall.

fire ass beat 🔥🔥

Pretty good

lyrics: (also john wick won this shit 100%) [JR] Alright, I guess I'll be the one to draw first blood [JW] Or maybe, you could draw an audience to see any of your new movies [MC] "Come out to the coast, we'll have a few laughs", sounds sweet But no, I'm stuck here with these two jerkweeds About to kick their ass with bare feet Argyle, drop the beat [MC] I'll set it off like it's the top of Nakatomi Need a fire hose to swing on you, you're both so below me I haven't stopped killing it since Karl's brother Tony And I got your detonators right here, blow me (oops) Ship your booby traps home, Rambo Cause you'll nеver take the W without thе P and O Does your lip hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you string that shit up on your compound bow? And lighten up, Wick, with your brooding saga How about a little hakuna matata, Baba Yaga? You got the trousers (tapered) and the watch (Bucherer) But your acting falls flatter than the Hans (Gruuuber) Leave the underground coin game to Mario Brothers And John, Bubbe, what the fuck's with the chest butter? That bandolier looks heavy as shit I'm like this prick's ring finger, only need one clip I been sharp as shattered glass since the late '80s And, like your late pup, I'll leave you pushing up daisies Less is more, boys, that's my advice You, less survival knife, you, more survival wife [JW] Ooh...I'm gonna need a dinner reservation for two John Wick, I'm efficient and lean A proficient professional killing machine Underworld overachiever looking dapper as I'm buckin' Only one of us to go three chapters without sucking Between your elevator and the mine where you were trapped You're such wieners, I should call you both John Shaft I craft rhymes with pencils then jam 'em in necks So I'm not vexed by vets flexin' 'roid-injected pecs Being excommunicado wasn't more than I could handle So I think I can withstand an excremental ex-commando And this sad, broken, dad-joking popo is no foe For the hurt-you-oh-so-bad virtuoso "Ho ho ho" to quivers and bows, I'm delivering blows And when they land, it won't help to make fists with your toes Bitcoin? No! Hitcoin? Certainly! I'll put you two in tombs, call it cryptocurrency Obey your superior like good cops and soldiers Raven, Roy, you're done, over [JR] Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off Unless it's one of your movies, in which case, I just turn it off! Huh! When I rip off my shirt and start swingin' my stick swords I'm hotter than the suicide girls on your switchboards My headband's red, but I got no love for commies And no juice was used to produce these armies Your High Table rules don't apply to this conflict I'll finish you right in the lobby, mission accomplished McClane! South is where your marriage went The last tight thing you slid in was an air vent They used to say you were a handsome crusader Too bad your hairline couldn't get saved by Steve Urkel's neighbor (OH!) I slip into the jungle, disappear like a ghost Then ding! I pop up hot behind ya like toast! I seek peace but I'm packing parabellum I was trained to be the very best soldier boy (Tell 'em!) I'll blast an RPG through NYPD's guts Simon Says you can PTSD-eez nuts! [MC] Jesus Christ, asshole! What are you doing? This isn't some Saturday morning cartoon for you to ruin [JR] Only thing getting ruined is McClane family Christmas All your kids still have "decent dad" on their wishlist [MC] Woah! Rambo's droppin' bombs in his flows Did your pals in the Taliban help you write those? [JW] Those were Mujahideen, there's a difference The Taliban formed in the '90s, when you fell off with a vengeance [MC] Hey! Who the fuck asked you, dog pound? Why don't you go lock your mouth in a hole in the ground? [JR] Hole...lock...AHHHHHHHH! [JW] You're both a funeral suit away from presentable I'm thinking I'm back, and I'm thinking you're expendable [MC] You wanna die hard? Well, today's a good day Let's go, motherfuckers! Yippee-ki-yay!

John wick part goes hard ngl

I reenacted the whole dang show. Except John Wick I only remembered like half of his verses

1:23 best part

1:28 John Wick, im efficient and lean My movie was made in 2014

Im gonna make diss on my friend to this beat

The intro sounds like it belongs in the OST of Faith: The Unholy Trinity lol

If this were in a remix of the G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero theme song.....

Now I can not hear Wick make false roast about Die Hard With a Venganc

2:52 beautiful guitar ngl

"How about a little hakuna mata Baba Yaga?"

Rambos theme tho

Personally I like McClane’s the best.

McClane's beat is pretty nice. Wick's beat is awful on its own. God it's just so hard on the ears. Rambo's beat is so pretty, at least in the beginning and end.

Someone make the lyrics please