Oh my I hadn't laughed so hard in years! This guy made me laugh so much and it felt so good! Thank you sir. God bless you and keep those jokes coming LOL!
THEY SURE ARE WANT TO HEAR MY STORY I was a teenager. I was late for school trying to be inconspicuous about sliding into the room slowly I felt a dart coming on I tightened my butt geeks thinking this will subdue it but it did just the opposite loloololololol
Loved it! Thanks for sharing. The colonoscopy gas is pretty fun, or at least I found it very funny after my 1st one at home farting for hours afterward still under the effects of the twilight medication.
I used to work at home depot, 13 years total. I can not believe how many times I have witnessed people crapping their pants. Dont even get me started about the display toilets. I was helping this one lady and as I was talking to her she just grabbed her stomach and groaned and just let out really runny poop. I sort of got my distance and she just kept going. We got her some painters pants after it was all done and she said she took mag citrate and did'nt think it would be that bad. Yikes!!
The similarity with this to Billy Conolly's colonoscopy story makes you ask who did the routine first. Both switched from the colonoscopy part to the testicles and prostate exam tale.
my father and step mother are in their 80s and both are hard of hearing. When we go to visit my step mother will rip some of the bigs farts acting like she and no one else can hear them.
"Stewardess-technician" - that was brilliant and didn't get as big of a laugh as it deserved. This was brutally funny, realism comedy can make you laugh from sympathy or anticipation of the same thing happening to you as you age.
Yep. I had the abdominal equivalent. They stuck a 6" needle into my stomach to look at my internals. Pumped in some kind of gas until I looked like I was 9 months pregnant. I'm not exaggerating. HUGE. The needle was no fun, but I couldn't even fart it out! I just had to wait for it to "dissipate", as the "stewardess-technician" described it to me. I couldn't even sit in the front seat going home. I had to lie down in the back. Took two days to go away. I wanted to go back over there and knock that doctor out.
the craziest part was in 1990, ten years previous, i had a sigmoidoscopy, and the pain was not there. About 9years later, in 2000, i had the other sigmoidoscopy, and it hurt from the pressure of all that gas sent into my lower intestines.
The "Comedy Now!" series ran in Canada from 1997-2014. While it showcased excellent homegrown talent like John Wing and Russell Peters, most of the "comedians" made you wonder who they had to blow so they could get on camera to blow even harder. I often thought they should change the title to "Comedy? When?". Hence the laugh track. You're right, they should have skipped it for a talent like Wing, but at least some poor laugh track technician got to feed their family for another day.
First thought, just a roast line: Actual Dwight Schrute is funnier Second thought: that anti-fat medication is a laxative that is lying to you and the shits are the feature, not a side effect.
