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@mojododo85
@mojododo85 7 лет назад
"Flee! Escape!" I love this bit where Number 5 understands the concept of death. Poor pre-Johnny
@americamendoza5418
@americamendoza5418 2 года назад
Banktoad green toad palutena vector izzy green ranger
@realvoicevideos3402
@realvoicevideos3402 Год назад
I first learned about death from this scene . It scared me for weeks until my dad
@anthonyshedd6411
@anthonyshedd6411 Год назад
He just learned that there's no coming back from death after being disassembled
@DJNeoncat
@DJNeoncat 4 года назад
"Squash < - > Dead" "Disassemble < - > Dead" **Realization** "DISASSEMBLE?! DEAD!!"
@AROBASPARK
@AROBASPARK 3 года назад
This moment works by No.5's facial expression as you see his plate eye brows opening up further as the realization hits.
@DJNeoncat
@DJNeoncat 3 года назад
"FLEE! ESCAPE!"
@geonite2072
@geonite2072 3 года назад
@@DJNeoncat I thought it was funny the way #5 climbed into the truck.😄
@americamendoza5418
@americamendoza5418 2 года назад
Toadette peachette honey lemon Kimberly Vida pink ranger
@Ecli_pseWCUE
@Ecli_pseWCUE 2 года назад
*almost gets disassembled* disassemble? NOO!
@octoberrust9483
@octoberrust9483 3 года назад
I love how when I was a kid, I watched this soooo much to the point where when certain things happen, I think of lines from this movie. *FLEE, ESCAPE*
@americamendoza5418
@americamendoza5418 2 года назад
Mailtoad purple toad waluigi wave kendall purple ranger
@sheikhhajj5869
@sheikhhajj5869 2 года назад
Also
@christopherranallo1310
@christopherranallo1310 2 года назад
5 alive
@tonybrandt8850
@tonybrandt8850 Год назад
Tambien.
@lowresgamr
@lowresgamr 10 лет назад
I love the face Number 5 makes after squashing the grasshopper. "ERROR"!
@Cacowninja
@Cacowninja 4 года назад
@BadDriversOf Georgia In that case, no animals INCLUDING GRASSHOPPERS, were harmed in the making of this film.
@americamendoza5418
@americamendoza5418 2 года назад
Trey of triforia daggeron gem Antonio sir Ivan of zandar Levi nate prince charming gold ranger
@zyxelztrife2408
@zyxelztrife2408 4 года назад
When an A.I. learns the concept of life and death.
@mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854
@mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854 3 года назад
At least the grasshopper didn't die in vain...
@2-az_1-be
@2-az_1-be 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@maksphoto78
@maksphoto78 2 года назад
Basically, WAU in SOMA
@Dragon-Slay3r
@Dragon-Slay3r 4 месяца назад
Which situation is this? Thanks uploader enemies of Allah made all this game to steal from Allah without worshipping him? only thing that made me 😂 3 years ago when I realised that this game was to fight Allah who created everything and tested us, their delusion not mine 😭
@Blahbevava
@Blahbevava 6 лет назад
Nova wants to upload Windows 10 onto his system no wonder he's scared.
@quatjohn4375
@quatjohn4375 2 года назад
Well considering he didn’t understand the idea of not be able to fix hardware he probably wasn’t a Mac
@stevenwilson5556
@stevenwilson5556 2 года назад
This movie came out before Windows. It is from 1986. The first "full" version of Windows was Windows 95, almost 10 years after this movie came out.
@Blahbevava
@Blahbevava 2 года назад
@@stevenwilson5556 Well obviously...it's just a joke. And the first version of windows was actually called Windows 1 released in 1985...so your assessment is incorrect.
@ihate4413
@ihate4413 2 года назад
@@stevenwilson5556 moron. It was a joke
@americamendoza5418
@americamendoza5418 2 года назад
Silver delphine Alyssa hayley white ranger
@MDthornton83
@MDthornton83 7 лет назад
Number 5 is so funny. And I like how his metal eye-brows position when he freaks out after learning what death is.
@americamendoza5418
@americamendoza5418 2 года назад
Blue toad Billy tori Madison blue ranger
@danielhausser8038
@danielhausser8038 Год назад
His gestures are so well done the entire time ❤
@briandenapoli3250
@briandenapoli3250 3 года назад
This robot is more lovable than most humans
@AprilDreibelbis-x2q
@AprilDreibelbis-x2q Месяц назад
Sad tho true! I LOVED THIS MOVIE 🎬 IT WAS 1 OF MY TOP FAVS!
@cybersearcher1041
@cybersearcher1041 6 лет назад
This was the cutest film I watch as a kid
@TerrorLTZ
@TerrorLTZ 3 года назад
and sad... Both...
@TheRosa63
@TheRosa63 9 лет назад
reassembly stephanie, reassemble, I cant once your dead your dead, love his logic to coming to the conclusion dissassemble is a nice way of saying death, murder kill. this is one of my favorite movies oh poor johnny five,
@steve998
@steve998 Год назад
1:44 is just the cleverest thing I’ve ever seen. Without any special effects, pure puppetry…to get a hunk of metal to show such human reactions…when No5 realises what disassemble means…the neck and head go back, the eyes widen and hands pumping….pure brilliance.
@xfrost5488
@xfrost5488 5 лет назад
Grasshopper's last words:HOLY SHI-
@dejaypage1575
@dejaypage1575 6 лет назад
You can almost hear the gears grinding when he was contemplating that stuff
@devinpaul9026
@devinpaul9026 5 лет назад
God help you, if you disassemble-- I'M COMIN' AFTER YA!! YOU LEAVE MY ROBOT FRIEND ALONE!!! YOU HEAR ME, EIGHTIES VILLAINS!?! AAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
@imjustasillygooberwithcheese
"Jump!" "Aw, look! It's a grasshopper!" *Butterfly Eyebrows*
@animemanXLK
@animemanXLK 6 лет назад
the great irony being that Number 5 is actually much closer to immortality than humans and has far less to fear from death since his damaged parts can easily be repaired and replaced and even his memory could be(in theory) transferred into a brand new upgraded body if necessary.
@Darkdaej
@Darkdaej 4 года назад
But would the "Spark of Life" remain? Sure he's brought back in SC2...but would he remain if he was taken apart? What precisely makes him "alive"?
@TerrorLTZ
@TerrorLTZ 3 года назад
@@Darkdaej Self conciousness when a thing is aware of the surroundings it make them "alive" Johnny 5 is "alive" because is aware but Dies if the memory Gets corrupt (Put the Soul explanation thing here)
@Mirinovic
@Mirinovic 2 года назад
@@TerrorLTZ Memory coruption is like brain death
@americamendoza5418
@americamendoza5418 2 года назад
Yellow toad trini Ashley Maya katie Kira chip yellow ranger
@SpawnofChaos2010
@SpawnofChaos2010 2 года назад
Plenty of creationists and proponents of transhumanism also believe their memory will be transferred into new bodies once their biological sleeve expires.
@geonite2072
@geonite2072 3 года назад
This is one of the hardest life lesson to accept. When you're dead you're gone forever.
@hmartinspliff
@hmartinspliff 6 лет назад
If Johnny 5 was a badass, he'd ride a Harley Davidson, carry a lever action shotgun and go round disassembling the bad guys.....he'd be called The Disassembler.
@gobblox38
@gobblox38 5 лет назад
That's the most awesome thing I heard all week.
@cmany8829
@cmany8829 5 лет назад
hmartinspliff he's gotta have a lever action 30.30 too .
@phillippi2
@phillippi2 5 лет назад
He pretty much did that in Short Circuit 2
@megatron8289
@megatron8289 4 года назад
And would have a haircut that looks like 1:46
@MrGoneTroppo
@MrGoneTroppo 4 года назад
No disassemble!
@FTMothman
@FTMothman 2 года назад
My dad showed me this movie about a year ago, one of my most precious memories with him. Next time I see him I should ask him to show me more movies.
@brettroe6476
@brettroe6476 2 года назад
Your most precious memory with your dad was only from a year ago? That's kind of sad. You definitely should hang out more.
@FTMothman
@FTMothman 2 года назад
@@brettroe6476 funny you mention that, I just invited him to a spotify blend playlist about an hour ago.
@FTMothman
@FTMothman 2 года назад
@@brettroe6476 I also got to spend time with him about a week ago, we bonded over playing warframe with my brother.
@rosiebrooks7685
@rosiebrooks7685 2 года назад
@@FTMothman at least he trying to spend time with you. Its never to late for anything.
@FTMothman
@FTMothman 2 года назад
@@rosiebrooks7685 you’re right. And I almost forgot about this comment. He tries hard to spend time with me and my brother.(sometimes too hard, I love him but he needs to stop staying up to game with us.)
@elpinche7208
@elpinche7208 2 года назад
No Dissemble. No Dissemble, Stephanie.
@chrisstath8268
@chrisstath8268 4 года назад
when he realizes that death is forever i was crying and laughing
@TheInsultInvestor
@TheInsultInvestor Год назад
you are nuts
@cookiebandit101
@cookiebandit101 4 года назад
I remember watching this as a little kid at my uncles. I was prob only 3 or 4 but I thought it was hillarious. I'd forgotten about this movie for so long and then random youtube recommendation just popped up. Thoroughly impressed.
@ckendall67
@ckendall67 4 года назад
I started watching clips of this movie again after hearing the song "Who's Johnny?" on the radio & it immediately reminded me of the movie, that song inspired Number 5 to re-name himself 'Johnny 5' as the movie comes to a close.
@ChristaLovesDrama
@ChristaLovesDrama 2 года назад
This was one of my favorite movies. It was, "I wanna watch Johnny Five." 😆
@rosiebrooks7685
@rosiebrooks7685 2 года назад
This part was so funny to me and my 10 year old. He also cried when he thought that they killed him.
@Johnny-rx4hs
@Johnny-rx4hs 5 лет назад
**flips out over a grasshopper** **probably killed dozens of insects running over to him**
@danielwilliamson6180
@danielwilliamson6180 4 года назад
1:32 - 1:41 Poor Number 5 really freaked out when he learns and realizes that when he gets disassembled he'll be dead.
@GracemarieJohnson2763
@GracemarieJohnson2763 3 года назад
Yeah. Poor guy. Although the look of realization on his face was funny.
@mikedski9698
@mikedski9698 Год назад
Johnny 5: No Disassemble!
@sgtpaw03
@sgtpaw03 3 года назад
1:40 He just became fully aware!!
@ThomastheE2
@ThomastheE2 Год назад
1:52 Me when the guests come sooner than expected
@leesherman5192
@leesherman5192 8 лет назад
I'm still hung up on the "Look! A grasshopper!" part. I mean, where do you live where a grasshopper is a rare, exciting sight?
@TaiganTundra
@TaiganTundra 8 лет назад
Norway.
@alaskanspartan89
@alaskanspartan89 7 лет назад
Lee Sherman Alaska
@everydaygood1820
@everydaygood1820 6 лет назад
Oregon, apparently. That's where the movie takes place.
@3Rayfire
@3Rayfire 6 лет назад
Or rather she was going along with his child-like? actually child-real experience. It's his first grasshopper and she knows that. Think about a two year old pointing out a grasshopper and how adults react.
@MrGoneTroppo
@MrGoneTroppo 4 года назад
England!
@MatthewTheWolf2029
@MatthewTheWolf2029 2 года назад
Number 5 is such a funny robot. And he's so innocent.
@ndroidrage
@ndroidrage Год назад
Im glad you enjoy. He wont be bothering her again.
@joemoma8maduck857
@joemoma8maduck857 3 года назад
Show this to every child everywhere
@rosiebrooks7685
@rosiebrooks7685 2 года назад
Yes omg. I just let my 10 year old son watch this and I actually saw tears come out his eyes when he thought they killed him. It made me think about myself when i was little. My baby care about a lot of things in life just like me.
@inkga10clan29
@inkga10clan29 4 месяца назад
@@rosiebrooks7685funny enough I started off with the second one
@Wildbluemist-
@Wildbluemist- 3 года назад
Squash = Dead. Disassemble= Dead disassemble DEAD!
@brianvercetti7773
@brianvercetti7773 8 лет назад
Steel friend hops with me. I can't be reassembled! Dismayed girl looks down.
@3Rayfire
@3Rayfire 6 лет назад
Nice haiku.
@Cacowninja
@Cacowninja 4 года назад
Wall-E: I found this cockroach and made sure he stayed out of trouble. Johnny 5: I found this grasshopper, hopped with it, then hopped on it, and thought I just disassembled him. I made him dead and cannot reassemble him! Wall-E: You WHAT?!
@Cacowninja
@Cacowninja 4 года назад
@JOHNNY PINGEL Oh boy that would be funny and awful.
@GracemarieJohnson2763
@GracemarieJohnson2763 3 года назад
@JOHNY PINGEL I could actually see Johnny 5 and WALL-E being good friends.
@Mirinovic
@Mirinovic 2 года назад
Grasshoper not cockroach
@JaguarCats
@JaguarCats Год назад
And the moral of the story is don't teach robots what disassemble means!
@CharlieBravoTango
@CharlieBravoTango 2 года назад
Last time I've watched this movie was probably in the early 90s when I was younger than 10. I've only watched it in french so the actual voice for Johnny feels weird. But he looks just as alive as I remember him back then
@XKS99
@XKS99 3 месяца назад
This hits differently in 2024
@grandgojira8182
@grandgojira8182 3 года назад
1:41 “disassemble!? DEAD!”
@Mirinovic
@Mirinovic 2 года назад
Rozmontovat ... mrtví 😂😂
@rosiebrooks7685
@rosiebrooks7685 2 года назад
Me and my son laughed at this part so bad omg.
@FooDerr
@FooDerr 2 года назад
The moment everything clicked, and Johnny five Was indeed Alive.
@peteman8160
@peteman8160 5 лет назад
Like when we first realise death as kids.
@leftie75
@leftie75 3 года назад
Need to rewatch the entire thing.
@GracemarieJohnson2763
@GracemarieJohnson2763 3 года назад
I actually just watched it for the first time. Gosh, the movie is hilarious 🤣
@JonathanToolonie
@JonathanToolonie Год назад
Squash=Dead=Disassemble Mission Update: Survive
@chiroptera626
@chiroptera626 6 лет назад
Better than Detroit Become Human
@MrGoneTroppo
@MrGoneTroppo 4 года назад
Ah, the hard problem of consciousness en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_problem_of_consciousness. I say Johnny 5 is alive!
@abrickfullafist
@abrickfullafist Год назад
He took to the idea of death-permanance awful quick.
@Beetledrank
@Beetledrank 2 года назад
Google’s Lambda bot gains sentience lol
@LEHINS
@LEHINS 4 года назад
NO DISASSEMBLE!
@ukrainiansturgeon8561
@ukrainiansturgeon8561 Год назад
If my gaming PC jumped like that I would have to buy a new one
@01123heavenlybe
@01123heavenlybe 2 года назад
Deidre. I miss you and we’re in heaven world right now.
@tonybrandt8850
@tonybrandt8850 Год назад
Hey Stephanie, nice software! May have inspired the infamous Bud Bot.
@josephzielinski8817
@josephzielinski8817 5 лет назад
He just squashed a bug's death to kill.
@justina9137
@justina9137 Год назад
Number 5 was getting down right excited or panicked when raising his voice on reassemble the grasshopper
@TheCoolProfessor
@TheCoolProfessor 3 года назад
Wooly mammals Sheep Source of sweaters
@MrMontyBurnsDog
@MrMontyBurnsDog 11 лет назад
Must have been a heavy discussion
@jimdixon3712
@jimdixon3712 Год назад
Johnny 5 was way too scared a lot because he is a worse robot.
@user-yi2re8fh7d
@user-yi2re8fh7d 7 лет назад
Did they say "Damn it" back in the day, in kids' movies?
@etherealbladerx8153
@etherealbladerx8153 6 лет назад
M who said it was a kids movie? :D lol its a family movie
@leeb.5795
@leeb.5795 5 лет назад
Yes. Before kids became sissies, watching Hannah Montana...
@MsScarletwings
@MsScarletwings 4 года назад
Tbh I heard it more from my grandmother than I did from any of these movies lol It wasn’t as huge of a deal back then, but I understand that cultures change.
@briandenapoli3250
@briandenapoli3250 3 года назад
There's a "nice fucking model" in Beetlejuice and that was rated pg I love the 80s
@jasonleetaiwan
@jasonleetaiwan Год назад
Is this what happened to Ally Sheedy's character in War Games years later? Seems like they exist in the same kind of tech universe.
@griselmendoza1107
@griselmendoza1107 2 года назад
Rosetta grandma and five grandpa
@eyesontheprize6637
@eyesontheprize6637 4 года назад
Does anyone know where in this movie the robot says Stepha-kneeeee real cute like?
@elpinche7208
@elpinche7208 2 года назад
Love.
@samuelb1234
@samuelb1234 3 года назад
NOOOOOO DISASSEMBLE
@AstralSandwich
@AstralSandwich 3 года назад
Wooly mammal, sheep, source of sweater!
@justinwallace390
@justinwallace390 2 года назад
Meanwhile Kim Jong-un is downloading Windows 7.
@CastleBlackWatches
@CastleBlackWatches 6 лет назад
no deport!!
@johnrohlfs4185
@johnrohlfs4185 Год назад
Thanks American Flags!!!!!
@americamendoza5418
@americamendoza5418 2 года назад
Rouge and meta knight and e-123 omega and Ike
@squashed1995
@squashed1995 3 года назад
Time stamp - 1:07 - Squashed
@americamendoza5418
@americamendoza5418 2 года назад
Gaston and Ursula and artie and shrek
@FEF832
@FEF832 4 года назад
0:33 Jump! :D
@FooDerr
@FooDerr 2 года назад
Squash, dead Dissasemble, dead… *Realization*
@AA-nx8ki
@AA-nx8ki 2 года назад
Not to complaining the sirs
@SonicTransit
@SonicTransit Год назад
1:41 Freak Out Button Activated
@XCraftllc
@XCraftllc Год назад
This scene kinda carries a new weight in the world of AI...
@jimdixon3712
@jimdixon3712 Год назад
1:43 Johnny 5 yells disassemble dead.
@TheEricJBotelho84
@TheEricJBotelho84 2 года назад
1:32 when Johnny 5 finds out Windows 10 is not good 1:41
@Sea_pancake605
@Sea_pancake605 3 года назад
ahahah NO DISASSEMBLE JOHNNY 5 GO brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@theuniversedoesntcare
@theuniversedoesntcare 4 года назад
*Johnny 9*
@JamesBrasher-lt8io
@JamesBrasher-lt8io 8 месяцев назад
Rise dose not understand he isn't human 🐎
@joaonedio3677
@joaonedio3677 2 года назад
Tesla should make one
@wisam111
@wisam111 2 года назад
She could’ve just said you can’t reassemble biological beings
@aubreywallace5533
@aubreywallace5533 3 года назад
An adorable metal jacket.wat a boy toy foŕ steff 😃😃
@Heyimnothere45
@Heyimnothere45 4 месяца назад
How a robot can drive
@augustxiii2580
@augustxiii2580 3 года назад
Sirens.
@kokolee1846
@kokolee1846 5 лет назад
Right
@michaeljfiorito
@michaeljfiorito 3 года назад
@griselmendoza1107
@griselmendoza1107 Год назад
Nick Luna sid and Sam
@sharlinehernandez5724
@sharlinehernandez5724 5 лет назад
Short Circuit 3 Johnny Five 5 Alive Number Alive Input Inc Robot Kid Welcome March 2 2019 Have Who Go?
@The_One_Time
@The_One_Time 4 года назад
I had a stroke reading this.
@lil_bear
@lil_bear 6 лет назад
Lmao hes like bitch reassemble
@captmarvelhero2342
@captmarvelhero2342 3 года назад
0:03 0:42 1:07 1:40
@staceyito7747
@staceyito7747 4 года назад
Squashed The Grasshopper - 0:55
@andrewmcgraw3188
@andrewmcgraw3188 7 лет назад
I gotta give it to you. You really do have this sense of entitlement.
@Cacowninja
@Cacowninja 4 года назад
What are you talking about?
@anthonyleachman3541
@anthonyleachman3541 2 года назад
☹😟😥😢
@greenstreet5287
@greenstreet5287 2 года назад
Johnny 5 destroys c3po in all aspects
@YChromosome99
@YChromosome99 4 года назад
Johnny talked better in 2. Did he become more alive? Lol.
@briandenapoli3250
@briandenapoli3250 3 года назад
He did get older in mind lol
@YChromosome99
@YChromosome99 3 года назад
@@briandenapoli3250 😆
@TerrorLTZ
@TerrorLTZ 3 года назад
Technically He was fed up data and Learned to talk by talking much with 2 people.
@FooDerr
@FooDerr 2 года назад
He learned and grew
@azkarayyan7879
@azkarayyan7879 3 года назад
Grand father wall E
@JCarlWilson
@JCarlWilson 2 года назад
I was thinking they need to disassemble the FBI and other 3 letter agencies and I thought about this movie. Funny the things that trigger our memories. Short Circuit 1986
@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 2 года назад
the 90s were weird
@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren
@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren 2 года назад
80s*
@Mirinovic
@Mirinovic 2 года назад
Back to your nuclear warhead... hmm cold war era fim in its finest :-) I am Czech and Number five sound like Half Life H.E.V. suit in czech dub for me :-) And censorship make all referc to SSR cut out of dubing
@augustxiii2580
@augustxiii2580 3 года назад
Microwavable. Cricket.
@Mirinovic
@Mirinovic 2 года назад
grasshoper
@guyver3662
@guyver3662 2 года назад
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