Johnny vs. Sonic The Hedgehog (2006) 

Not Spider-Man Same

Not Spider-Man I’ve watched it around 25-35 times that’s not a joke by the way I watch this video every now and then since 5 years ago when I first watched it

@@yusufisa7135 Are you me?

Same

Not Spider-Man he’s a gentleman.

Jerry Quota Man I feel old. This will always be his best video in my opinion

Same man. Its amazing

Long live SGB!

I know right.

It's the 14th time I watched the video and yes I have counted

Agreed. :)

I missed when he rants

@@Archer170blame the RU-vid algorithm. This kind of content would be flagged so hard now.

Long time no see

I love that the very first second of this video is a whistling kettle

I’m sorry?

@@GabiShy L I L B U L L S H I T

@@GabiShy ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-41b-ZL5vSmc.html

@3rd Way No one cares.

@3rd Way There's no way Sonic as a franchise is ever gonna recover from a disaster like Sonic 06 dude.

Combat King 0 I have one question HOW THE HECK DID NOBODY REPLY TO THIS COMMENT UNTIL 11 MONTHS AFTER IT WAS POSTED?!? IT'S TOO FUNNY!!!

And 2 years later she finally hugs Sonic but she accidentally mistakes him for someone else. 😆

@@mastercreepy5893 and why the hell is Memphis looking like Shadow? Lmfao

lmao

If she were to actually meet Mephelis...I bet she'd try to hug him too. To Amy, EVERY Hedgehog is Sonic.

Mamaspeeder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Mamaspeeder lets just destroy those wayward copies

Mamaspeeder considering SEGA wont be at this years E3 for obvious reasons, I think we all know his next game will be in 2016 for Sonics 25th anniversary. HOLD ME!

xy394 It'll be Sonic 06: The Not Fucked Edition.

Mamaspeeder Dream on...

Forces classic sonic was a different classic sonic from generations classic sonic. Generations classic sonic was sonic of the his past

Caleb Williams Nope, they literally reference Sonic Generations at one point, Forces Classic Sonic is Generations Classic Sonic

Which only means one thing! Another Dimension = Different Time Period.

Kevin Marin I guess either classic sonic really is from a different dimension or tails just doesn’t know what he’s talking about

Another dimension, time travel, they’re the same thing right? (This is sarcasm)

Agreed

Assuming if she knows how to use a gun of course.

They could've have guards or gun agents to protect her

@@veryangryboi4128 Except every single Gun Agent has their thumbs up their ass!

*ELISE WITH A GUN* I'd like to see it.

Riley The Enderguy Yeah, but non-anthropomorphic animals are dumb in Sonic.

Shining Mudkip I find that a bit questionable too, but I don't mind it too much.

I agree. Humans in a Sonic game should either be as cartoony as the regular cast or omitted from the setting outright. Hell, I'd even tolerate, to a degree, the kinda weird Elise to Sonic thing if it was done in a more non-realistic art style (Side note: I would think that Sonic is most likely to remain single or, if built up and written well enough, maybe end up falling for Amy, even with her stalker-ish tendencies and actions). It's a fair point to say that realism is probably not suited for something that is rooted in being unrealistic, ; IE, a super fast, blue hedgehog that defeats robots powered by little woodland creatures captured by an evil scientist that has a huge mustache and an egg-shaped body.

Craig Kuhlman Yeah, I don't mind Sonic being paired up with a human. It's how they executed it that makes it bad.

I agree too. Sonic should be around with his kind more; kind of like how the comics do it!

true xDDDD

Fizzyapple413 and the OST

Ink PixelZ True, gotta give Sega that.

They were left with 6 bucks, 24 cents, and a few Chuck E. Cheese tokens.

Those few pence left was used on the music!

That's the SomeCallMeJohnny quality

Johnny and AVGN are the best

ThatOneGuitarGuy 98 That's not what Sega was intending for Elise and Sonic.

ThatOneGuitarGuy 98 From what I gathered, it was/is meant to be a close friendship (Not love, but really close friends).

That would make sense, though. As Sonic's the only friend she naturally has.

ThatOneGuitarGuy 98 More like they screwed themselves over by making a deal with Microsoft to have the game made before Christmas. Although that leaves one thing unanswered. Who's fault was it that the game was rushed? Microsoft for wanting the game before Christams, or SEGA for making the deal.

I know what the beer and coffee is for but what can the soda do to help?

Lol!

Okay, that was clever and I didn’t even see that.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

ROCK LAUNCH!!!!

It's 10 years now

Time flies I was 8 when it came out and I remember it used to say “Uploaded 1 month ago”

Hands down his BEST video of all time! At this point, I literally use this video to go to sleep lol🤣| It will NEVER get old for me.

@@pointlessratrace7525 I rebuke you! Reported for bullying and harassment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And his Yugioh Video beat FF6 lol

🖑

I certainly am.

SerialK86 me

SerialK86 not me And it,s my first sonic the hedgehog game What a bad start for me

hussien gamer-24 حسين جيمر Funny, because like Johnny, Sonic 06 was the first game I bought for the Xbox 360. XD

I have no idea what the hell they are thinking when they are doing this game’s story. This game’s story is ridiculous!!!

What the *FUCK* is a Sonic?!

Bong???? SHHHEEEEIIIIIIT more like pass the crack, needle and bathsalts

And this is why you don't let game developers go near DeviantArt.

And an attempted suicide by Elise.

Waiting six years to make a joke

And it's still an piece of shit.

@@jjc4924 the video or the game?

Chef Boo. The game. I loved John's review of it. I meant the game; Sonic 06, is still an piece of shit.

@@jjc4924 yeah. There are some good things about it, but it's a buggy, boring mess that can be enjoyed fully only ironically

@MagiColorful Moon this video was posted in 2013. He's talking about Lost World.

Unleashed wasn’t good anyways lol

@@imperfect_dan7519 yeah no lmao

@@guilhermefloresfeitosaguer4543 Let me clarify. Half of it wasnt good. Which doesnt make for a good game. I'm pretty sure Johnny covered this lol

@@imperfect_dan7519 whatever you say then.

Good to see you've gotten over it

+Drason Vender I don't think most people realise the roast you just did

+Khristian4444 That's why it was bad.

+acewt timer quick guys I just got permission from sonic team to blow this crap sonic game to hell with rocket launchers and nukes who's with me??!!

+That Silent VideoGamer Hell yeah

I can either lol

Snapcube lol

I mean, they _did_ make the story better, more followable, and Mephiles turned into a three-dimensional and transformative character, so...

Ha ha ha one

The part where Eggmans talking to Elise about being kidnapped so many times is the funniest shit of all time

This is the kind of game you send to someone that you hate for their B-day! XD

If you legitimately hated someone, you need to make sure they hate it before you give it to them. Force them to spend 4 hours watching this review and then Clement's review, and _then_ send them the game XD

Sterling Muse That is so true! Just forcing a 06 fanboy to watch Clement's review is bad enough! XD

Sterling Muse but if you go into the game knowing it's bad...it's not as bad as going in blind...I think, anyway.

Woodsy the III Eh, probably depends on the person. For me, I actually enjoyed most of my first playthrough somehow, even though it was in 2010. Well, besides Silver's stupid billiard puzzle... Anyway, for someone like me, a legitimate review of a bad game often makes it less fun for me.

14:22 TIME TRAVEL IS BULLSHIT

The most enjoyable part for me in this game is when Omega shoots Mephiles and he just kinda rag dolls xD

Loxy. Or when Shadow kick Silver in the head using Chaos Control.

Nice Cream the Rabbit PFP.

@@philithegamer8265 thanks, it's an edit.

16:10 DO SOMETHING RIGHT!

@@coadjacob since everyone in this game is an ABSOLUTE DIPSHIT-

can relate ngl

Well I'm not a gamer!

So maybe they'll respect me

Place Holder that just makes you a betacuck

Kenyi Lopez *intense laughter from 5 people*

AGuyOnAnApp #1 Well, while Sonic Boom is bad, it isn’t as bad as Sonic ‘06. NOTHING is as bad as Sonic ‘06. Well, no Sonic game anyways. But the sonic boom series, in my opinion, still pretty bad. Don’t know about the cartoon though. Might be the only good thing about it.

@@ginamolina820 The cartoon is actually pretty decent. Not a great show, but good. Definitely better then the garbage that was Rise of Lyric.

Paul Moore Oh ok. Thanks for the reply. Have a great day/night.

Gina Molina Boom is worse than 06 in every way. Hell, Forces is also worse than 06.

wasnt made by Sega

It seems everyone went to that dimension too lol

@@funnysonicman GG You win

Well I have a theory. Blaze went to that alternative dimension in 06. Then she came back from an alternate dimension in rush. That’s how in rivals eggman nega is able to be from the future.

@@Biologicalerror smart. I agree

Do You Know How Awesome It Is To Capitalize Every Word Like This?

When you realize that the story makes much more since if you think about time travel with Dragon Ball Z rules

@@annramirez1740 Silver is basically Trunks but in hedgehog form so it isn’t that far off

@@annramirez1740 That doesn’t make it good.

@@annramirez1740 ...... NO. Not. At. All. That just would make it a million times worse, it would mean that each and every single time they time traveled to the past, they've been creating completely new timelines, which makes everything even more implausible

@@santiagonovoa9230 This game has no rules with Time Travel. Across all the people I’ve argued with (…admittedly aggressively) at least one guy said it follows “Sonic CD/Back to the Future logic” and another said it follows “Time Travel B logic”. You know it’s bad when you can’t get a consistent explanation across those who defend this abomination of a story (worse than anything the Adventure Games or even what Pontac and Graff brought to the table.). It’s supposedly set up as Sonic CD logic, but if it was… then Sonic would be wiped from existence for Saving Elise as events going back to Sonic and Co. finding that bunker and the news and Elise would have changed drastically. You can’t just change the rules with Time Travel. You have to keep it consistent and clear for the audience no matter what.

Kek

So, because someone likes a game that no one else likes, she's autistic?

He probably knows that among people who are obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog are notably people with autism. Even so, it's still a bad assumption to make -_-

If she says "haters," she might have some damage.

In this case, prolly.

Dxrivs Shakur Sonic was such an easy game to play Now it looks like Iizuka’s here to stay

Crap...

Sonic Boom remaster. Now with Shadow and Silver DLC and a Bayonetta raid boss.

Uh oh

+Pit ピット I really don't think this franchise will survive one more blunder like this and since Sonic is the only Sega franchise alive, his death means no more Sega.

Levobertus When the 2010's came, SEGA decided to work only on their "strong" IPs and the result was Aliens Colonial Marines, Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric and Bayonetta 2 almost being cancelled before Nintendo went to save it.

JamesJoe 3635 can this video be a spirit in smash ultimate

@@thetrophygamer3606 The spirit to beat all others!

This game in my opinion isn’t bad and ugly. It’s just unfinished

TheSplatoonInkling very unfinished, the story isn’t really bad, except Elise.

@@elliottracer35 The problems of this game go well beyond being unfinished. A lot of the level design being ass, the story being a poorly written mess, and having way too many characters with some of them being horrendous to play as. Being unfinished is just one in a huge myriad of big issues this game has This game at its core is terrible and objectively so. You show this game in game designing classes if you want an example of how NOT to design a game.

I'm pretty sure everybody does at that part.

Shilver The Saiyan best part in the game

Shilver The God of Destruction and this is why the rewind button exist

Shilvergreen seriously, it is the best part of the game. I played through the whole damn thing and the only thing better is the fact that you can meme up a lot of shit about this game

I'm voting for "or" He was amazing

you can automatically tell this is a newer comment

@@pancakekun7178 yeah because of the time stamp

@@pancakekun7178 also love your name

An edgy boi who can teleport and freeze time.

Fr he a legend

I like the fact that the story almost took half of this 50 minute video.

@@rexmageuser Bro, all I'm going to say is watch his MGS2 review. 30+ min just for the story. Beautiful.

So no one did anything because they wanted to get rid of her? ... huh... I, uh... actually, given how incompetent she seems to be at anything but possibly basic breathing capabilities (... not _entirely_ sure on that though)... huh. That would actually _legitimately_ make sense... xD

Theres a coup goin on in soleanna and the people actually got robotnik to help them Or something

BA DUM

stwbmc98 well he does own the game, so I guess you COULD say he has Sonic Mania

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Not yet because this video was in the past, but eventually his past self would play it in the future, but his future is our now (technically now our past), meaning Mania didn't exist yet, meaning he had not played it yet, meaning that his past self would eventually play it in the future, his future but our now (past) but had not yet, so is he truly a Sonic maniac.... sorry I think Sonic 06 timeline corrupted my mind with it's confusing time traveling.

Blaze12ification I don't know what's more confusing: the timeline of Johnny or the timeline of Sonic

True. This may be the worst Sonic game, but to me, it's got the best soundtrack. The rest of the game needed to be as good as the soundtrack. But, I guess that would've taken an entire overhaul, according to another commentor. But, THIS is the best part of the Sonic Marathon, Johnny's reviews.

***** But after something as tragic as losing *both* your parents and becoming an orphan? She would've cried.

***** Children?

***** BTW Cool thumbnail.

TheBlue Typhoon17 To be fair, it seems she barely knew her parents. That, and having Sonic killed right in front of her eyes made her resolve break.

chimanruler15 I never got the feeling that she barely knew her parents, especially her father. From the flashbacks, it seems that they were very close.

Chatrevo Gaming cuz it makes him look more menacing

Some people do

What about his feet?

They rushed this shit and didn't add a mouth

He is shadow shadow Why would he has mouth?

Explain

Chester Lockett Rouge’s boobs.

Matrixboy HA!

Dammit i thought he meant literally reasons

It's gotta be Rouge. Heh.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?! Lol!

Sonic reviews are my fetish.

V -nilla weird gay

falling asleep to sonic 06 as a sonic fan? what are you, a goddamn nihilist?

@@kaphizmey6229 Well some of the music is certainly relaxing.

And somewhere between them, Elise was rescue by Amy. But gets captured; AGAIN!

No offense, but don't celebrate this poor excuse of a game

This is probably his worst mainstream title, but I find one of his spin-offs to be even worst (besides Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric)

Worse. Darn it. I hate how I can’t edit comments once posted.

You can edit comment...

Mojo1426 Which spin off game if not Sonic boom?

As far as I'm concerned he's the only thing this game got right and the only reason I play this game.

Same

Steve Spud lol, its the roundhouse kick to silvers head that gave shadow that status isnt it?

Minecast Zyad48 I guess but I meant Shadow's story overall.

Steve Spud yeah i agree too with that

8 now. 🙃

Where does time go.

@@alysssabear Kinda forgot I even posted this comment. Weird to think that we’ve all been through a global pandemic since I made that comment.

Dethroned?

@@jacindaellison3363 Dethroned from being the longest Johnny VS video

Same I rewinded it like 15 times

@@Morbius-Tension LOL Me too

Omnicidal Clown holy shit I didn’t know it was that long!

@@FrogishBird ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It baffles me that it somehow outpaced the Metal Gear Reviews when those include plot synopses.

7 now

Mark my words, Final Fantasy will be what surpasses it, I'm telling you

Lol, meanwhile I have a 2 hour video of some gen z talking about why they like the game in my sidebar. Not even mocking gen zs, the video's title is literally "Why I like Sonic 06 from a gen z perspective" Shows that nostalgia indeed is stupidly powerful when you grew up with a game.

​@@youtube-kit9450 J's Reviews

Not really. Johnny literally says that sonic's portion of the game is fun. Which is something you can choose to only play as. And why are you losers so worried about gen Zs liking the game? Who cares if something that was once over hated by internet shut ins like you are now finding an audience? And I'm a millennial. This game was fine back then. I remember being a freshman and getting this when I got my 360. It was fine. Beat that shit over Christmas 06.

@@youtube-kit9450I mean that video is just as amazing

it was 8 and I adore your pfp.

TheSaltyZoroark Silver is literally the most OP character in sonic (aside from shadow and sonic)

TheSaltyZoroark same!! We played this at kids,, y would we think about the plot that much??

And the glitches are hilarious.

Agreed.

Gotta agree on the Egg Cerberus. I liked the design of most mechanical things in 06. The artstyle was a weird choice but it works well for the Eggman boss mechs even if they do feel a bit generic.

Long time no see.

Long time no see

Long time no see. (ᵔ ͜ʖᵔ)

Of course it is! This is Johnny we're talking about!

2017*

Still an absolute banger.... lord do I feel old tho

SomecallmeAlready

And that's what made 06 bad. It was to celebrate 15 years of this franchise.

+Kuma Gamer the 15th anniversary was just not good for Sonic, when your "best" games in 2006 are racing games, that's when you need to rethink your life choices.

Nether let's plays what I can't understand is that people actually want 06 remade. Like, really?

+Kuma Gamer it's based on the fact that it COULD'VE been better, and yeah, I agree it could have; but nothing can change that, it is what it is.. and what it is, is a piece of shit.

You... do realize that plot got completely reset, right? So um... is that even canon, then?

All the timelines merged past, present, & future to be consumed by solaris. Don't ask me how that works.

I have the answer... Sonic 06. That’s all.

@@AK46supr Whoever approved of this story should’ve been fired.

Because they needed all the hedgehogs to hold hands and become super saiyans to show how much they ripped off dragon ball

The story gave up And it wasnt even doing a big effort before

+TopHatLucario For the wrong reasons.

+TheBlue Typhoon17 Not just for the wrong reasons. The music ALONE makes 06 better than Boom.

Boretobrine OS Agreed.

+TopHatLucario eh i still found sonic 06 more entertaining game than sa2

mywlan2 I quite liked the speed stages in SA2.

Raspberry James IN ONE GAME

THANK YOU.

Raspberry James OKAY

Also, at least Peach can fight! Look at Super Mario RPG, she's a powerful mage. Look at Super Princess Peach, SHE'S THE HERO! Elise is the worse princess of all video games.

DarkSonic180 Elise is worse because at least peach only gets captured ONCE in her games

You have SonicTubers to thank for that, at least in part.

boost system

Steps to remake this game 1. Don't 2. Rinse and Repeat

Remove Elise. SOLARIS STRONG.

You can polish a turd till it shines, but then all you have is a shiny turd. Its not glitches and story that ruined this game, it was terribly designed.

^This comment

Karry Roberta C. Don't worry, he's MOSTLY DEAD.

Karry Roberta C. I subscribed to you

Thank you

[14:23]

Thanks :3

Not anymore

That's all true, dude/lady. If only the rest of the game were as great as the soundtrack(in my opinion, anyways), I think this Sonic game could've been something good, instead of being the most infamous Sonic game in history, until Rise Of Lyric came out. But, this game's still buggy as shit. But I completely agree, dude/lady. Only fixing the bugs and glitches would've only made the game a little better, but the game would STILL be somewhat of a messy, glitchy clusterfuck of a game, and also, FUCK the mach speed sections! Yep. It SHOULD have been a completely different game. It looked more like a Final Fantasy game with Sonic and friends guest starring. I don't know if that idea's better, but I don't think it could be worse than Sonic '06. Except Sonic Boom. THAT'S somehow an even buggier, glitchier mess.

Yep.

@@shawnfields2369 true but 06 was so hyped and then it sucked

Okay for the story that depends on people's opinion but for the other stuff have you forgot about the fact that this was meant Sonic's biggest game ever so of course it's gonna have a lot of things in it so technically your comment doesn't make any sense

@@jackisthebest1365 I assume you're replying to me? If you are, then what exactly about my comment doesn't make any sense? 06 had plenty of problems beyond bugs and glitches, so course it's still gonna be flawed even if wasn't rushed. If anyone isn't making any sense, it's you. It's obvious that 06 was meant to be their "biggest game ever", but how does that excuse how the final product turned out?

JageshemashFTW then that would mean the Shadow in 06 is a clone then which doesn’t make sense since they don’t explain it

@@carlbloke8797 that would not be true. Time travel in this game is portrayed like a physical travel, meaning that Shadow would be sleeping in SA2, then in S06 he would physically travel back in time, retaining everything from S06, do stuff and go back to the future. There would temporarely be two instsances of Shadow during SA2 and none (very possibly) during a brief part in S06. It's not something like Zero Escape and Steins Gate, where the concept of time travel was focused on only the consciousness being sent through time.

@@carlbloke8797 You misunderstand. It's based on a "static" idea of time and time travel. Read, the kind where the future, present and past are set in stone, _and_ you are able to go to the past and "exist twice" at the same time. ... ... ... Thiiis then of course begs the question why Sonic & crew don't get the idea to use time travel to have 700 Chaos Emeralds along with a hundred Sonics, Silvers and Shadows to annihilate the shit out of their foes, but hey. ... and of course they fucked this over _in its entirety_ by _then_ having the final cutscene of the game involving time travel which _DOES_ change the timeline, *_BUT HEY... WHATEVER..._*_ cries_ PS: Fun side note... Silver brought a blue Chaos Emerald from the future. *_THERE ARE EIGHT CHAOS EMERALDS IN THIS GAME AND THE WRITERS DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE._*

Thank you, someone finally said what I've meaning to for a while, and better too. I always honestly felt Johnny's explanation of Shadow sealing Mephiles to be, well, pretty fucking stupid, actually. Like you said, stable time loop. Its the only time I feel like the game is halfway competent in explaining time travel, but I digress.

@@Sharpteeth32 fuck you.

I know

Roscoe bro same

Yep

same

same

took way to long to find this comment. very suprised that johnny didnt understand how the paradox worked

But how did the loop begin?

Captain America Yes, it doesnt

Agreed in 2020

***** Then why doesn't Elise just have her own guards protect her...Actually, I think I just answered my own question.

***** Play Paper Mario, you. I love how you throw around accusations when it's clear you don't possess enough knowledge to back it up. What a moron, amirite everybody?

***** I was just having some fun. I know there is a lot of Mario games, but the Princess did try to escape in the Thousand Year Door and she was playable in the sequel. I think people should just be more considerate to Peach. Everyone is always insulting her and her character, but it is up to the writers whether or not she gets a role in the story. Anyway, you should check out Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, if you like RPGs. One of my favorites for sure.

DashieSparkle No problem. Just feel bad for Peach always getting picked on.

***** Well, I believe she gets kidnapped in that one too so you might not like it. I can't remember exactly, but I know you play as her where I think she tries to escape but can't or maybe it was to collect information. I just don't want to get your hopes up. There's always Mario 2 if you want to play as her and Super Paper Mario, but that game isn't as good as the other 2.

Aged perfectly

+Loida Perez She sure is, a tool to do nothing more than move the plot along and keep Sonic from actually doing anything important in the story. :v

I feel sorry for Lacey Chabert. She took part in her favorite video game series in a way she DID NOT expect

Hehe, yeah. I mean, her character gets into more trouble than Bella Swan.

+Loida Perez you know, right next to princess peach

+The worms inside of the dirt Not even Peach gets kidnapped in the same game *5 times in a row.* At least Peach has *some* experience.

mankey .D lucky 2018 still talking about this game

Kleenex, man.

Good for you dude!

SomeCallMe The Johnny: OVA

Yeah tbh is not that deep lol

I mean look at the date the video game came out lol It came out in 2013, 10 years ago so it makes sense lol.

I know that Johnny has become more professional over the years, but I really miss the rage fueled reviews like this one

@@bulb9970 I can understand. There is a nostalgia to that type of review style lol.