[Jojo Animatic] Street Smarts! 

hello everyone um i didn’t expect this to get 10k+ views this is THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!!! all jokes aside, i truly appreciate the support, and sorry about the bad audio quality uwu!!!!

Who wants to bet Joseph learned this from speedwagon

The "STREET SMARTS" thing was exactly young Joseph

We all know John Mulaney is just Kakyoin

When you realize there’s a good chance Polnareff might actually have been a guest at Jotaro’s wedding.

Dont kick like a little baby, do the wamuu backbend kick

Jotaro: *Throws Child Support On Ground And Leaves Family While He Still Has The Chance*

All of the kids who got these lessons are dead.

THE MOMENT KAKYOIN SHOWED UP I CRIED FOR MORE THAN ONE REASON

whole thing is amazing, but i genuinely laughed out loud when we got to seven year old jotaro fending off a mugger. thank you for this, what a blessing

Yeet that money, and don't look back honey. Punch out the lights, wave on the right. When you become a child, kick in the air really wild.

The 5th dislike was Mista because he didn't want it to be 4 dislikes

Why does Jotaro sound like Kakyoin?!

1:10 Joseph Joestar passing down the secret Joestar technique (1975 Colorized)

NAH NAH NAH SISTER! man when jotaro said that to polnareff i really felt that

Why are all the JoJo animatic clips I've seen either John Mulaney or Kevin Hart. . . Better question, *are those two comedians secretly Stand users?*

This goes too well with JoJo, it’s like they were meant for each other

lil baby jotaro is so cute

well there goes my sides. i legit couldnt breath watching this i was laughing so hard

No but seriously the secondary location thing is true. Once they get you there, your already low escape/survival rate decreases every minute. Just don't let them take you to the second location. Leave as much evidence and DNA behind everywhere along the way in hopes of the police investigating it, especially in the vehicle they use.

I used hamon to launch a soda bottle cap at the cop's finger, thus throwing him off his rhythm

those are actually legitimate survival tips and i hate it

I just realized one of the reasons why Jotaro could have gotten married is he accidentally got his girlfriend at the the time pregnant. We know by the time of diu Joleyn was about seven or eight and Jotaro was twenty eight so he either got married at twenty or twenty one meaning he could gotten his girlfriend at the time pregnant (possibly by accident) and then married her.

You deserve so many more subscribers, likes, views, comments, etc. for this. People don’t understand the effort that goes into these funny videos that they’re just blindly watching. Very well done, love the realism style and keep doing what you’re doing. Love it so much

this is so 2007, i remember watching this sorta thing all the time lol, Dane cook skits but with anime characters. The good ol' days before the fire nation attacked

Meanwhile in Brazil... Robber: give me all your shit Me after watching Street Smarts: * Throw the money * GO GET IT *Get shot*

This is all canon and you can't tell me otherwise, including the 7 year old Jotaro news story

Omg I didn't know I could laugh so hard this is amazing and the art is perfect

Why are you so underrated this is amazing :0

HOLY SHET! That Okuyasu Thing is So Okuyasu Gonna do it even in the real show! XD

Excuse me, Hades, coul you speak up a little?

This is pretty funny, honestly. Both John Mulaney's comedy bit, as well as the accompanying animation. Though, if you get kidnapped and thrown into a trunk, busting out the taillight is actually a good tip to know.

Featuring a clip from Jotaro's actual wedding

I AM SO GLAD THIS WAS ANIMATED OML I'M DYING

*How bold of you to assume we’d even want to try*

*using weird psych out backroom Chicago violence* Me: ... yup that's me your everyday Chicagoan! hehe

Why does it fit so perfectly? That was the funniest thing I've seen today, absolutely great! Your artstyle is so pretty!

Forever is just like "Please. No. I didn't ask for this."

so ever since the wedding huh, he was already leaving his wife behind

you could try and edit the audio to be a bit higher

why does john Mulaney work so well with jojo's

the dude kidtaro beat up with the phonebook shouldve been alessi

"JOJO! Have some cash to help me buy drugs for my dad?" "please he beats me if I don't get him any-"

I love this vid

john mulaney never fails me

Detective JoJo Bittenbinder

This is friggin beautiful

The only STREET SMARTS Joseph needs is the Joestar family technique

I fucking lost it, I knew, I just knew in my heart the detective would be Joseph I COULD FEEL IT

13 year old Pannacotta Fugo: * writes down the part about the phonebook *

God this is beautiful and 1000000+% accurate. I also love that it was just HIS OWN WEDDING-

I see at the end that he's learned the secret joestar technique well

Someone: The JoJo fandom is the worst fandom JoJo fans: 2:56

Star Platinum really did say get ora'd-

i wish i was in that class

I was hoping Young Josuke would just be like a kid and some kidnapper comes after Him, then just Crazy Diamond fucking appears and and beats the shit out of the guy. Only josuke can see it everyone else around sees this guy fly into the air and get pummeled

God this is perfect

And they wonder why my generation is clueless

Not the john mulaney🥵🥵

this but with Koichi as John and Jotaro as Bittenbinder

This is so fucking canon

WHY IT SO DAMN QUIET

Spoiler alert for Part 6 The front gate of the jail is primary and the visitor room is secondary......and we know how that went.

can i ask what program you used to make this? (audio and visual???????) because it is really good!! (and ive got no idea how do do stuff like this oops)

Should've made the bride Kakyoin

This is amazing :0

STREET SMARTS!

4:43 this should have been Fugo

This is so underrated

🤔

Joseph would totally do this.

Why's it so quiet

Why is the audio so quiet

why is the sound so uiet

i cant hear anything bruh

Why the fuck is this so quiet, Only dogs can listen to it?

bro it's so quiait

This video is way too fucking quiet

Why is it so quiet?

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