JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE FAMILY TREE 

Bruh

Then Bizzare

Wtf your profile

I love this pfp.

Your pfp puts a smile on my face :)

That's just what happened stick with it

*shows twice*

*Kono Dio Da!!!*

Xrysoula Dagkli SHUT THE FUCK UP

Tragic ☹😔

I cant understans a thing but thanks for ruining my sleep

@@yuvikaneki6184 lol🤣

Part 1 is about Jonathan Part 5 is about Jonathan's son Part 2 is about Jonathan's grandson Part 4 is about Jonathan's great-grandson Part 3 is about Jonathan's great-great-grandson Part 6 is about Jonathan's great-great-great-granddaughter Part 7 is about Jonathan's alternate version Part 8 is about Jonathan's great-grandson's alternate version

@@yuvikaneki6184 Oh ok but noone forced you to read this btw

@@ac0ti must be fun at parties

You are literally everywhere

just like i said ANSWER ME

Bruh

Why are you following me??.?

Why are you not ansewring everone

“Did I mention the vampires?”

@SuperSansCraft 1212 o.o im very confused

Try explaining your family tree

i meet unknown family members at least twice a year

Kid be "wut?"

You'd better not snitch

Lmfaooo

Welp. Just tell him

Polnareff doesnt know Giorno is a Joestar and DIO son

@@jotarokujo4806 Hello Jotaro

._.

@1Yan00 PRESENTATION!!!

Megamind

Goodbye jojo

Yes

Ya like jazz?

Sadao Kujo

Hahahha

@@cheemoe4724 yes

I read this in Avatar's voice thanks 😂

He's a Gold Experience

Bohemian Rhapsody is not a bad stand tho

JayLid yeah right lol

@@cenaho27 Bohemian Rhamsody stand can not says muda muda

@@jaylid7990 underworld?

Lol

yes

Why speedwagon was not in this video

Facts

no cap

O wow

How is he still alive

But he died to Dio Just realised he got revived

@@kev.lo773 .

Jotaro revived Joseph

didnt kill* jonathans dog. jonathan would forgive him if he ONLY kicked his dog

correction if a driver knew how to drive a carriage

I will happen because they still willl get stands from the virus

@@aaravchawla6333 acctulay idk if this was said in the anime but the reson they were in the carrage was because of getting the stone mask and they were going back from buying it so if gorge never seen it non of this would of happened

@@diobrando3515 if george wasn't purchased the mask nothing will happened

@N Plus Ash without joseph and dio this would be very normal Edit: Ignore this comment.

Exactly

@@au7923 Joseph and DIO are the reason why this show is Soo Bizare

@@hunterofdarkness8329 yep the "bizzare" part was part 2 the rest was normal lol

@@wc5502 Yeah I mean part2 was the most messed up one, cyborg Nazis, bubble Italian boy, people that can fit in air conditioner and ancient Aztec God's, using the energy of the sun, yeah it's pretty Bizare tbh

@Cameron Shepherd I know

dio is because he stole jonathans body

i mean, he DID get adopted by George... that legally makes him a Joestar, but he just invaded the family so he's like a tumor that u can't get rid of (by god i do not mean that Giorno is a cancer cell please)

WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

@@ncexistential4919 he did get adopted

And DIO, both are f bois

OHHH NOOO

OH MY GOD!!

OH SHI

Joseph disrespected Joestar Gentleman legacy, that's way he doesnt get number 1

bruhh

Josuke is Jotaro’s uncle lmao

*_Giorno is actually George II's brother and Joseph's uncle_*

Bullshit

Jousuke is Jotaros uncle

I bet he got multiple diseases

@@Mazlvm i think he got cured from them by his vampire ability

Bro couldn't pull out of a driveway

Neither did Joseph

maybe he used the disease to get jonathans body weaker? :)

yes , he even has the star on the left side of his neck

We know hes literally referred to by everyone on the planet as a jojo genius

Technically, it was only dios head but jonathans dick so 😂

He is, but he is also a Brando. 50-50

So basically giorno its Joseph's uncle???

B I Z A R R E

Bizarre huh?

Josukes Sister is older than his actual mom...

Joseph: HOOOOLY SHIEEET

@@smokedcheese6431 She might even be as old as his grandfather... jeez.

But the pillar men would have won because joseph would have never been born so it was kinda worth it

ure are not real ok

Switschii nah because they searched for other stone masks, and eventually discovered the pillar men, after “defeating” Dio in PB

Orane im pretty sure someone would have stumbled across them at some point and im just realizing that part 7 and 8 wouldn’t exist because dio would have never lived so long

@@doppiocool5091 what are you talking about speedwagon is real in our hearth

and I Dio made that happen

He’s ok but I don’t like the fact that he cheated

@@kami_dred7319 why would he do this

Nah the best jojo is jotaro

Best Jojo is jolyne, this badass literally put herself on fire

@@ryan7513 Fax

Plus blood from a lot of other people that DIO have sucked...

@@mamacofeliz6025 *insert*

@@mamacofeliz6025 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

+ every single other joestar that is related too Jonathan

Every Joestar except for the AU ones have Jonathan's DNA tf u talking about

Jotaro: Sorry for killing your father but... You know... He kills your other father first.

Wait polarneff never told Giorno that he helped kill his father

@@dylancheema7642 did Polnareff know, that giorno is his son?

@@Semmeknogga Don't think so

@@Semmeknogga Maybe he did, because why would he be in Italy otherwise? Polnareff was in Italy mainly for the stand arrow but why didn't he hide the stand arrow? He wanted to give it to someone wiser than him, he probably called Jotaro, and Jotaro probably wasn't that wise person. Jotaro knew Giorno existed and that he's DIO'S son, so Jotaro likely told Polnareff that Giorno is in fact DIO'S son

Wait fr 😂

Mitosis

;-;

Lmao

Seems quite acurate I think

Man that some fucked up issue to read about Unless you a Asexual

Nah its only because some gay aztec gods made some vampire masks

nah because jonathan’s mom really loves weird mask

Ok boomer

@@venomousorangez8168 the pillar men aren't directly correlated really because even if the events of Phantom Blood didn't happen they would still be awaken by the Nazis

Ricardo Miles relatively speaking none of it would’ve happened if they didn’t make the masks Dio would’ve never become a vampire and Kars would’ve never became the ultimate lifeform meaning the nazis could’ve probably taken them down with the uv lights relatively easily ( not easily but you get what I mean)

We are like brothers, only closer

@@xolotltolox7626 no. please

4 plane crashes survived, immortal being defeated , 2 deaths evaded , peeked on his mom , master of the secret joestar technique (ningerundayo!!) , cheated on suzie and abandoned tomoko afterwards with josuke. but i still like him.

I respect people who dislike Joseph even though their opinion is horribly incorrect

@@starguy8809 when he was about to die for the second time? First time i think is when Jotaro rivive him

@@allex7092 End of Part 2?

@@starguy8809 Dont forget TOMMYGUN OVERDRIVE

NIGERUNDAYO!

LMFaO

You laugh but that's literally part 7

JeJo

Jojosus

So the Joestar birthmark represents the star the wise men saw when Jesus was born

@@Gabsboy123 yeah I guess

Eyyyy (tht was funny)

No it's just a really fucked up family tree

@@awesomeanbar9402 yeah totally

Alabama is only when the family tree loops around and connects internally

BIZZARE FAMILY TREE

@@awesomeanbar9402 You completely missed the point of the joke. But whatever.

And Sadao Kujo.

@@yoav_1867 he doesnt have the joestar

@@emirbyte lol, sadao is a he, not she

@@elgranquetzalcoatl7227 lol i type wrong

Shizuka is right there

Shits confusing as fuck.

Lmao 😂

at first i thought there was only one Jojo and i thought jonathan joestar is jotaro who became a completely different person and became a delinquent afterwards when dio ruined his life cuz they look very similar and you can easily mistaken them if you are new to this series

@@jayralph7165 I thought that too I was so confused 😂😂😂

XD

Lol same

I thought it was some weird time traveling bullshit or smth 😂

That's something we will never know. Besides it's not important

It was George I

First George

Jesus

Baoh

They are the worst

@@notangevip537 wtf going on im on part 5 lmao

@@sonicking7871 they are technically family

That ship is incest don't give me the "oh but they are further away!" shit. both have the star. Both are joestars. It's incest

@@sugativa I don't really ship them, but by your logic, 500 years down the line, if all the Joestar descendants still have the star birthmark, they can't date their 20th cousin?

The massive inbreeding practiced by the Spanish branch wiped them out and resulted in the War of Spanish Succession. It ended with a member of the French Royal House of Bourbon becoming King of Spain and renouncing his claim to the French throne. As of present, the Bourbons are still around as the Royal Family of Spain but not France.

Giorno’ smother is too despicable to be put in this video

@@neostarcatcher and what about Jonathan's mother which have 0 second of screen play in the Anime?

@@juleslafolie8451 lul you're right lmao

Juleslafolie What do you mean, her body was in episode 1 bro.

@@juleslafolie8451 she wasn't despicable, she was the best mom, if it weren't for her, jojo's Bizarre Adventure wouldn't have existed

And the granduncle of josuke I think

Donatello Verusn, Rikiel, Ungalo and Giorno are Joseph uncles lmao

Giorno accomplished a lot I see

well his mom was about to kill him in the death climb pillar thingy

Lol

More like J o s e joestar

And Dio has reincarnated as a slime

@@KojoBailey LMFAO

And Jotaro

@@thesophist3909 Jotaro is best girl

Giorno was supposed to be a girl.

@@notengocreatividadparaunno1419 proof ?

@@ilterroremarchigiano4522 Araki said it in a interview 😴

No

The SBR timeline family tree is explained in JoJolion, it doesn't seem like it's needed.

Hobo With An Oboe then this video also usless

@@Kongongongg The SBR version, the parts 1-6 version is never explained. Certain characters are persistent between both but there's no relations to the Brandos outside of Johnny and Diego being rivals, and the Joestars and Higashikata bloodline are related due to Johnny marrying Rina Higashikata.

@@hobowithanoboe i know I've seen it, but not everyone read the manga to part 8 like i just finished 6, also I don't remember if Josuke is explained

Good one

Lmao. What!? ._.

And Jouta kujo

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@@Bonnieboy-gy3dd what?

Apparently he's not a native English speaker 🤷‍♂️

Or he was with all of em

One of em was linked to giorno

He isn’t a grandpa. He would just be a grand uncle or something like that.

@@rickolasribcage6008 I know it but i like more say "grandpa" than grand uncle

Gruncle?

"hello, great uncle giorno" "shut your mouth, josuke. It ain't funny"

Alabama

SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!

BrunO IS DAD

@@maybe-arch abbacchio is

@@thousandyardduel yes

If they were not, then this would look even more confusing

How weather report got joestar Mark??

@@Kepin151 he's Pucci's brother

@@awesomeanbar9402 i mean how WR already have that mark even before puccy fuse with green baby??

@@Kepin151 he didn't, he got it after Pucci "fused" with the baby

@@awesomeanbar9402 didn't weather already dead before that??

@Murilo GamePlays how much of jojo have you watched

@Murilo GamePlays DIO used jonathan's body to bone giorno's mom so giorno is basically DIO's son but since he used jonathan's body that also makes him jonathan's son so by that logic he's technically joseph's uncle and great great granduncle of jolyne

@Murilo GamePlays why did u watch part 5 first then part 3?

@Murilo GamePlays i respect it

@Murilo GamePlays ok so then u have seen it all now I saw someone explain how Giorno is related to jolene

Jojo!

Joseph is a full Chad!

He had one... I think

Dario brandos wife was at the carriage crash I think but I'm not sure

@@samuelisaac4374 you're not wrong

Probably the only person he cared about.He even write some random think his mom saying in his diary to achieve heaven

His mother was that woman along with dario at the carriage crash

Basedseph

Joseph was mad because Suzie Q forgot to send a telegram telling his family and friends that he is fine.

It’s wierd knowing Giorno, Rikiel, Donatello Versus and Ungalo are Joseph´s uncle s

;-;

@Zyvrox3 _779 wtf first off Bruno is a male, and second giorno's real mum wasn't fucked up tbf it was his dad

@@samuelisaac4374 r/woooosh

@@samuelisaac4374 NOER WAY BROW

Ningerundayooo!!!!

Like father, like son

I know but I like Lisa Lisa more!!

Yami Comparisons ok

Yet, I see you post again, sorry, I just saw you post on a video.

No one calls her Elizabeth mate

@@samuelisaac4374 ik

I mean, I really would be surprised if there was no alabama going on at some point with all of these people around.