Joseph Joestar "Your next line is" compilation. 

Ye

I feel that too, I was literally thinking they should have played their voices saying it together.

Y'know, I disagree. The way I see it, Joseph is waiting for the moment that his opponent is all caught up in their emotions, and when the moment is right, he goes in for the psychological flex. I figure that's what Esidisi was doing with Joseph as well, with the "I'm gonna wipe that smile off your face!" bit.

@@hwelse Yep that's basically how he does it

i think that's how it was intended in the manga

Josuke: All of the above Giorno: Death by piano

@@M4x_P0w3r Actually Josuke is 'punch holes in bystanders to win. Then fix the hole.'

@@tanall5959 Or "punch people into things to fuse them forever"

Don't forget that Joseph invented the secret Joestar plan

Dio Brando yep...and that is RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

The same guy who got beat with an umbrella by an older woman because she thought he was gay for Avdol.

@@misterl1668 the same guy who cheated with a cute italian woman

and next you're gonna say is ZA WARUDO

The same guy who didn't know how to buy items from a baby store.

@@h0bbylessperson59 and next you're going to say "Why are you replying to this stupid ass reply?"

I wish old Joseph kept doi- NANIIII!!!!

I wish old jose-YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL THUNDE CROSSO SPLITO ATTAACCCC

@@siestaaaa8607 wryyyyyy

I wish old Joseph kept doing tha- AAAAAAAAAH?!

I wish old Joseph ke- AHA! YOU HAVE TRIGGERED MY TRUMP CARD, 137 METER EMERALDO SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Afganistan be like

Lmao

Taliban be like:

So f*ing underrated

10 minutes later : *"NIGERUNDAYO SMOKEY"*

I guess that funky color got stuck on part 4

The entire color palette of JoJoverse: parkour!

Color pallets: Cha Cha real smooth

The entire color palette of Jojoverse: *allow us to introduce ourselves*

Troy Boy color palette: New funky mode

Same, but then he started crying and I knew he had lost

your next line is "wamuu joestar"

@@SuperDababy2 but then he stopped

@@adriel7657 wamuu joestar *gasp* wait a second you can't do that that's my line!!!

@@yournextlineis964 your next line is: your next line is: your next line is:

Brilliant

OH MY GOD

HOOOORRRY SHIIEEEEETTT

I mean... he'd have to be reading the whole thing and also technically anyone should be able to do it if they have the manga lol. So it doesn't make much sense.

@@buddermonger2000 It's almost like you didn't actually read the comment

why thank u

And he made The manga brothers funny too

@@josephjoestar9038 OH MY GODDD ITS YOU

@@jrozlie2280 lol

@@Coffeetime110 Incase ur a religious person you shouldn't use God's name in vain but if ur not then it's ur free choice

apparently so did esidisi for a litte

* wrote the script

Esidisi as well

Brylle Enriquez your whole life led up to this moment

I am a rat playing a flute

?

How?

Holy shit

*WOKE*

How exactly can someone explain

Yeah he is

Kira is better I'd say

@@jiffy6969 how about no

@@frank8917 Sure

@@jiffy6969 your next line is: “it’s my personal opinion you chump”

80% plot armor, unless he practiced those tricks, it's hard to pull it off 1st time

@@jerry5876 Every jojo has plot armor as his main power haha

The whole point of jojos winning is their asspull power and godly luck

And lucky bastard tbh lol

@@mundano2479 except Jonathan

Agreed.. That shit had me dying lol

0:14 0:31 0:44 1:07

1:38 [Even himself] 2:21

That's exactly why I laugh my ass off all the time 😂

@@Aflay1 his ingeniousness scares himself

Accurate

Next you’ll say: _ROADAROLLA DAAAAA!!!_

@@dracodeanglicus3857 ROAD ROLLER D- NANI?!

Your next line is "NANOMACHINES, SON!"

@@diegomedina9637 NANO MACHINES, SON! W- WHAT THE HELL?!

Suzi Q: We're getting a divorce!!! (Gasp)

@@hypercommand8778 and she still did it anyways like a person with pig rank

@@hypercommand8778 and then remarried.

Suzi Q:your next line is "Nigerundayo" Joseph:Nigerundayo!

@@Yanj1bo1 Joseph: (gasp)

Shame

@@rexhepmuaremi3328 Same*

@@sketcher4362 No, shame

@@pat7370 No, it's same. I "relate" to the main comment. It was a joke.

Sketcher why did you have to put an asterisk then

*laughs in anime original*

Epic

Dont forget About ACDC/Esidisi

You have my bless

Well he is American so I would expect that

For me he is the best one

@@codetriangle4164 nah thats Jonathan

@@wildeskompositum9556 nah

@@wildeskompositum9556 nah joseph is better

​@@wildeskompositum9556 he said "for me"

Lmao

I mean without josuke morioh would have a higher crime rate

Damnnnnnn

@@Balls242 until a gang decided to mess with yoshikage kira then they all end up getting killed

I think it should be the other way around

@X4TERUMI there's a massive chance that Esidisi used that beafore falling asleep and used it again in the fight with Joseph

@X4TERUMI why not lol

Sbeve

Epitaph : Observe

Jojo is Aizen

I chuckled

@@shaleqsandre9733 don't compare Aizen to Jojo. Jojo is an all rounder planer and a strategist while Aizen is only a Strategist. Jojo can plan in an ongoing battle even if the odds are stacked against him while Aizen can only remain clam if he has a plan in Advance.

999 likes 👀

@@omkarshirgaonkar9800 still aizen would destroy everyone in jojo

Because in the manga, they're actually saying it at the exact same time that he does.

​@@TheTakato122i actually like it more this way lol

You could argue that joseph always says it in a moment where they are either really anxious or caught up in their victory so they just subconsciously parrot what he says

At 0:26 is how it's actually supposed to play out. It's the only moment they get it right. He's saying it at the exact same time as them, which is more impressive than simply guessing their next line, and way more impressive for bystanders who see that he guesses even *how* they say their next line.

Something really hilarious is that the videogames follow the anime rather than the manga and like, some of the quotes are really dang long. The trick shouldn't work with those because the opponent has enough time to adjust and not subcontiously play along, but it still does somehow.

What is it?

@@philipbushby9462 confusion at it's best

Get in your opponent’s mind

Your next line is why did you comment this

Why did you com- NANI!?

Your next line is: this makes sense

yahvko Tell me why

@@roofs817 korega requiem da

You dare use my own spell against me, potter

LMAO AC/DC XD

@@truetry Yup, those writers sure do love rock bands Zeppeli/Led Zeppelin Esidisi/ACDC

Joseph a little later: NO U

Oh no

Almost

@@bahhalso9651 Indeed.

If it's not alive, he can't fight back against it once he's cornered, lol. I can imagine Joseph getting cornered by a shopping cart and scream for his life rather than DIO cornering him instead

I have traumatized to that escalator 🗿

They did him dirty

Harsh Raj Always free the brain ages 2

@@tylerrunyan1428 But he became a Moron!! That's too much of a change. So its just straight-out nerfing.

Jay Veeru Z force in part 3 no Joseph was still just as intelligent then again, All Jojo get nerfed the next part.

@@Johten I stopped seeing Part-3, But seeing peoples comments and clips, Joseph ain't anywhere as witty and intellectual as back then. He damn got killed by a KNIFE!!! Which he could've bounced off by Hardening his skin, tanked it, etc, But he just straight-out died. Only to be revived by Jotaro.

@@jayveeruzforce905 he got killed by a knife that was trown by a vampire whit supermatural strenght that it almost equal to a stand while time was stopped.

holy shit thanks for reminding me

Happy 100th Birthday, Joseph. *NANI?*

He stills alive

No part 6 everyone dies expect the part 6 people even jotaro dies

Virgotaku joesph was born in September 1920

Feel sad about Joseph is not clever then before... QQ

@@kirby3781 every Jojo is getting nerfed after his history... If they survive...

Might be an unpopular opinion but I thought Jospeh sucked after BT. He was cool back in that part and after he became old he just felt a little dull to me. I mean “homaigahd” is funny and all, as Joseph is meant to be a funny character, but what made Joseph truly stand out was his brains. In the parts to come he just feels completely helpless when it comes to stuff like that. I mean I only watch the show and I’m only halfway through part 4 as of now so... that’s all I can base my claims off of

@@JAYREMYhlgs I agree, they nerfed him so hard and he wasn't remotely close to how smart he was in battle tendency

Hermit Purple had so much potential, considering it could map out and pinpoint specific objects in a city, as seen with that growth stand when he used it to find a tar barrel.

Lmao

Giorno: You will never reach the truth

And the other 3?

@@frank8917 Jolyne: Also beat the shit out of them Johnny: "Jesus told me" I havent finished part 8 so i dont know who gappy is that much

@@rapraptan8084 johnny: _guess I'll commit suicide_ _arigato... gyro_

I always thought it was ACDC xD I’m stupid

@@TheGuy64_YT It is lol! Esidisi is just the translated "let's not get sued" version. The original Japanese uses band names, songs, etc.

Image something like: Joseph: Your next line is "I am an idiot... wait..." Random person: I am an idiot. Hehehe... Got you!

Vincent Thendean *wait, thats illegal*

viktorayy ‹з no... it was always Esidisi, even before copyright reasons Same for Kars and Wammu, Santana was however changed in translation.

SANADA BEEITCH!!

NANI !?

HORY SHETTT

"OH NO!" "And then, after that, you're gonna say 'OH MY GOD!'" "OH MY GOD!" "And even after that, you're next line is gonna be 'HOLY SHIT!'" "HOLY SHIT!"

"And after that, you're gonna say 'SON OF A BITCH!'" "SON OF A BITCH!"

Because it is on 3:29

Joseph Joestar is the best Jojo *gasp* how did you...

Brrrraka monoga i was gonna say joseph is the bes-... NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!

Joseph Joestar is the best JoJo! Wait a minnute...

Joseph joestar is the best jo- NANI???!!!!!

Joseph joestar is the best jojo!-NANI!

ZA HANDO

Your gonna bite za dusto

H2O Teddylirious before the road roller bites you

Jotaro:Star Platinum Za Warudo! Joseph:NAni you used an word

@@wolfkiller3298 b

I mean joeseph doesn't have hermit purple here so idk what you are talking about.

@@VerdugoMoment It was already hinted at by the opening that hermit purple was developed at this time, you can go watch an analysis of the opening

@@Hanaziro727 you mean the opening that came out after the part 3 manga lol. Theirs zero evidence he has it in part 2.

​@@VerdugoMoment also araki has confirmed that this is true

@@VerdugoMoment Araki the mangaka confirmed he has hermit purple in part 2

Still best JoJo, just not the strongest.

***** He is my favorite actually, but Joseph was something else

+Claudio S. Franco In terms of Hamon, he was absolutely the strongest user.

Commissioner Cabbage Yeah but hamon becomes irrelevant after Battle Tendency.

What? Joseph is one of the weakest hamon users but he compensates by being a fucking genius. The strongest hamon user is Jonathan.

*Josuke: wHaT dO yOu SaY aBoUt My HaIr?*

Joseph actually KNEW Kira would happen and planned ahead by impregnating a woman in morioh to counter Kira.

@@wateryourplants5771 The absolute madlad he is I can see that actually being canon in the original timeline

@@cidoet3360 *DORARARARA!*

@@cidoet3360 do do do do do dora

This starts an endless cycle of predicting the next line, until eventually, Joseph and Joseph both stop thinking.

He knows too much, we must capture immediately

Your next line is! “Your next line is!” Your next line is! “Your next line is!” Your next line is! “Your next line is!” Your next line is! “Your next line is!” Your next line is! “Your next line is!”

@@justanothercommentercarryo8367 This is requiem

All you've done is created the Joseph equivalent of "Wha-"

He would do that, honestly.

Keep it at 69 likes

Joseph's real stand power is the power of bullshit writing

Part 2 Joseph would even destroy Made in Heaven and Love Train

Fsdhuy The Superiour no it’s at 666

Big oof

to be fair, she had ONE JOB

OOF

*your

MASSIVE OOF

@Renuka borgaonkar Hi!

@@thedonnie1 Alchemist boyfriend loves all

@Renuka borgaonkar No promises

technically hes american right? cause he was born in new york

@@josebohrer4361 Lisa Lisa and Jorge are both British, so he’s entirely British too. It’s genetics, not birthplace

Jolyne: The shoehorned Girl Power Jhonny: The Jockey Jo2uke: The 4 Balls

You thought It was JoJo, Kono GioGio Da

Fuck all of you

@@the_og_alpha johnny: the crippled

giorno should have been the musician

Its esidisi

@@Glados1080 it can be either

@@Glados1080 bro. Theres a stand called red hot chilli peppers. Get the hint already.

@@Glados1080 I hate it when some people just don't get the joke.

@@thedarkcity4084 I mean copyright....

How many dogs have you killed in your career?

Araki: what's a dog?

@@paperluigi6132 Araki: I don't know, how many crumbs of bread have you eaten in your life?

Suckerman7 GM crumbs of bread? Not the line

@@peacefuldestroyer2135 You got Brando'd by Dio Brando!

Sketchy Dude NIGERUNDAYO!!!

kars about to take the m a j o r L

@He mustve felt proud I mean if PewDiePie is a pro gamer and he's doing a pro gamer move...

lol

Me: NANI???

Steve Pensando this is such a complex comment.

And 4 minute later you got a Coffin dance

*intensies astronomia song*

PuppetGames it’s sad that I’ve only seen them break the 4th wall only once

But then DIO pops up and say, "Oh! you were expecting that JoJo is going to end but I am back!"

@@raded4675 when is that?

@@syed2444 I think he's referring to the part where Jojo was about to peek on either Lisa Lisa or the maid lady (I cant remember) and he looked at the audience saying, "Niiiice"

@@1playingcasual1 in part 3,wheel of Fortune they also break the fourth wall "Part 3 is over" JoJo: "And who'd replace me? Jotaro Kujo"

You’ve basically summed up all of Part 2

they activated his trap card

Esidisi: *Right back at ya buckaroo!*

Brenton Taylor Joseph: *You may have outsmarted me, but I've outsmarted your outsmarting!*

@@goldenhydreigon4727 You fell into my trap by making you think I fell into yours after you made me think you fell into my initial trap.

I like grandpa Joseph too (part 3), but I could have done without seeing feeble Joseph in part 4. That was really sad.

I've always seen Joseph as What if Jonathan can be goofy and I'm always imagining if Jonathan get older, he would've looked like Part 3 Joseph

Reminder : we can get this jojo too in part 3 if Joseph was against Alessi instead of Polnareff and Jotaro

@dippity dots NAAAANI SONODA BIYCH

I wish his character was still like that even in stardust crusaders

Okayasu: Dumbass

Dio: Deadass

Koichi: Usel-ass

@@Hemet1725 Hemet 1725 After Jotaro meets him: Deadass

Giorno:piano ass

Well, Kermit Purple introduced himself.

Accelerator Sad5 Kermit Purple lmao

Conn Toons HOLY SHITO

*NIIIIICE*

OH MY GAAAAD!

He was wrong

SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE *gasp*

@@VanessaSantos-td2gr Niiiiice! Now if you excuse me... JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOO!!!!!

SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE

@@thespider1901 JOOOO-JO!

Eeemads on ihc onos. You got it wrong.

I really miss hamon HUHH!?

I really miss Hamon- ?!!

I really miss hamon *gasps*

I really miss hamon Ba bakana😳

I really miss Hamon... what have you done, Kaneki-san?

Joseph is the best Jojo ever N-NANI??

Joseph is the best JoJo ever B-BAKANA

Joseph is the best JoJo ever. Kisama!!!

Joseph is the best JoJo ever. Masaka!

Joseph is the best JoJo ever. N-NANI??!!?!

Lmao headcanon now

*Hermit Purple Intensifies*

What a plot twist

Tomokazu sugita legendary va

this is the best fucking take of them all

Hahahahhaa

yeah haha and i love how it sometimes zooms when they gasp

Jose Armando Best part is that it didn't get old.

+kool'thuzad It's probably my second most viewed video with Joseph, right after grenade trick

Just like Caeser

yung venuz No, it didn't. It was good _every_ time

GOD THAT MUST BE CANON LOL

Winder Wind and then diavolo dies for some reason

@@jayseph9698 what

@@winderwind783 as long as he dies, its automatically canon

@@jayseph9698 yes

OOOOOH MY GOOOOOOODD!!!!!!!!!!!

Idk,he did it with the empress,but that episode was mostly on him so I guess it only work if it focus on him

He goin' senile

NANI?

NANI? HOW!

ofc, he has honor

@@constant759 no

I beg to differ

The best of the Pillar Men

@@caesarzeppeli8919 sorry about that salad man

😨

Your next line is, "what kind of anime logic is this?" To'iu!

HOH

@@jirehchoo2151 what kind of anime logic is this NANI!! 👀 👄

Now you’re next line is gonna be “Please stop with this nonsense” TOYU!

*W h a t*

It makes sense though Tompetty could see into the future with his hamon

If it's the same one I'm thinking of, he didn't directly say that, but he essentially did by commenting that if the Part 3 crew came around in Part 2 somehow, they'd see Hermit Purple already wrapped around him, implying that his precognition of the words of others was in fact a subconscious usage of Hermit Purple. It also sorta implies that his whole "somehow killing Kars via literal Deus Ex Machina" was actually a desperate attempt by Hermit Purple to scrounge up some method to win, even if it was near zero odds of working.

Joseph to Diavolo: So it's the same type of stand as Hermit Purple

I mean jotaro was a punchy boi then when he got his stand he became even more punchy boi. Makes since to me

ZA WAAARUDO, TOKI WO TOMA- huh?

@@Pepeperez357 your next line is: "this is not help to you! The world! Time, stop!"

If only...

@@user-st9et3vy8w this is not help to you ! The world ! Time sto- STOP IT

Za warudo tokiyo TOMA- NANIIII !!!

Sadly accurate

No it’s giorno: is the single most op character in jjba

@@someNBAguy yet

Giorno Giovanna has a dream, I feel like it's the only one that has a goal for himself and not for others or just to save the world

@@strangepoison830official2 I read the manga ta4 and wou don’t compare

Raid Shadow Legends! NANI?!

*Raid Shadow Legends* NANI?!

Raid Shadow Legends! NANI?!

*DID YOU JUST ATTACK MY VILLAGE?*

my next line is Skip 10 Seconds