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Jon Dore - I Have Never Had An Epiphany 

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#JonDore on how bad he was at being a peer counselor, hanging out with the wrong crowd, and his opinion on anxiety animals.
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@sirmixalot7372
@sirmixalot7372 3 года назад
Dude i've literally never seen someone just walk off stage before haha
@nehemiahstafford209
@nehemiahstafford209 4 года назад
“I just realized I’ve never had an epiphany” 😆
@rexasaurus3853
@rexasaurus3853 4 года назад
Wouldn't that be an epiphany?
@supakawaii69
@supakawaii69 3 года назад
@@rexasaurus3853 thus the point of this comment
@clubbedsandwich1128
@clubbedsandwich1128 2 года назад
@@rexasaurus3853 woosh
@rosiemorrison6281
@rosiemorrison6281 5 лет назад
JasON!! Lol I died😂
@IvyMar-
@IvyMar- 5 лет назад
My fathers name is Jason and my moms name is Lisa. " and she sounds like thissss" 😂😂😂😂
@ludmillagutomo
@ludmillagutomo 4 года назад
😂😂😂 and they say there is no such thing as coincidence 😂😂😂
@CleverMetaphor
@CleverMetaphor 4 года назад
My father's name is Joseph and my mother's name is Mary and I used to have long hair and a beard... but not sandals :(
@carsonking6199
@carsonking6199 4 года назад
That bat at the grocery store joke aged well 😂
@JesusHComedy
@JesusHComedy 4 года назад
This guy had the most hilarious tv show I’ve seen up there with Peter Serafoniwitz and Eric Andre Show
@zenlikestate
@zenlikestate 5 лет назад
I like the volume of my voice when I’m single.
@VictoriaSobocki
@VictoriaSobocki 5 лет назад
Voice or name
@zenlikestate
@zenlikestate 5 лет назад
Ha right. That’s why I’m not a stand up comedian.
@ryansizemore5064
@ryansizemore5064 4 года назад
@@zenlikestate you can correct your comments......
@elibreezy
@elibreezy 4 года назад
Ryan Sizemore 💀💀
@matthewberning6313
@matthewberning6313 4 года назад
I clicked on this because he looks like if bert kreischer went on a diet
@lostlakepictures7378
@lostlakepictures7378 4 года назад
Matthew Berning i wasn’t sure if this guy was funny and if he was Bert Kreischer he would definitely not be funny.
@joejefferies11
@joejefferies11 4 года назад
He doesn't look remotely racist.
@human.rationally
@human.rationally 4 года назад
He has breasts
@jpalacios117
@jpalacios117 4 года назад
same
@extremistgarchomp4950
@extremistgarchomp4950 3 года назад
@@human.rationally Not compared to Bert Kreischer
@ServingKant42069
@ServingKant42069 5 лет назад
This guy is great, he's been at it for so long too
@yazajag
@yazajag 5 лет назад
I also havs anxiety. A pillowcase full of bats should do it!😂🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇
@loganstrosahl7952
@loganstrosahl7952 4 года назад
"Every time there's turbulence he gets brave for US" LMAO
@lightsoutdso
@lightsoutdso 4 года назад
💯 his ending IS thee example of perfection and natural
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 5 лет назад
" got the window seat" I was driving" 😂
@voncoconut5293
@voncoconut5293 5 лет назад
The epiphany joke did it for me - A*
@williamjoyner3759
@williamjoyner3759 5 лет назад
The Jason joke was funny to me.
@pojithasri3604
@pojithasri3604 4 года назад
'Pillowcase full of Bats in a Supermarket' has a whole other meaning in 2020.
@priestmorrison6564
@priestmorrison6564 4 года назад
Well put together, Scary, Soul Ripping, Insightful
@lordzedd9453
@lordzedd9453 4 года назад
Lmaoooo that part about the bats was genius
@fupathegreat7196
@fupathegreat7196 5 лет назад
This is the exact comedy Alex Ernst would do.
@Nate_Wentwhere
@Nate_Wentwhere 5 лет назад
facts
@pkernoob786
@pkernoob786 4 года назад
Too bad he's dead. :( Rippem up Alex.
@natalya03
@natalya03 4 года назад
I was LITERALLY thinking that while watching and I was like y he sound familiar
@darrenwells3642
@darrenwells3642 Год назад
I’ve seen him perform live, he is absolutely hilarious
@JMAC85
@JMAC85 Год назад
Me too was great!!😂
@buck8975
@buck8975 4 года назад
6:34 *picks up cup, puts it back down*
@makensiwenz1498
@makensiwenz1498 5 лет назад
0:06 me when I have to go to work early in the morning
@vadaski5038
@vadaski5038 4 года назад
👀
@veghead05
@veghead05 4 года назад
😂
@cautionmike697
@cautionmike697 2 года назад
Criminally underrated
@kennethjohnson7579
@kennethjohnson7579 5 лет назад
This man is fucking amazing. This set was deliciously delightful.
@PetrichorBlue
@PetrichorBlue 5 лет назад
This guy is great. can't believe i've never heard him before
@kyriesanchez4122
@kyriesanchez4122 4 года назад
Dude this guy is really creative holy shit
@jamesjackson8081
@jamesjackson8081 5 лет назад
lyrics [Verse 1] Hello, coffee, my old friend I've come to order you again I hear the grinding of espresso beans I need a double shot of pure caffeine And the indie band on the speaker soothes my brain, so I'll remain Within the sounds of Starbucks [Verse 2] Tried to brew my own at home But felt so quiet and alone I'll need to be up in the morning rush Where the leather chairs are soft and plush And I'll drink a grande cappuccino with a pumpkin scone and charge my phone Listen to the sounds of Starbucks [Verse 3] Then I heard an awful scream They had totes run out of cream A new employee spilled the coffee grounds And the W-Fi went completely down And the lady in yoga pants threw her latte at the wall, the cops were called Then came the sound of sirens [Verse 4] In the drive-through lane I saw A thousand hipsters, maybe more People paying without drinking People waiting, they were all freaking People going off 'cause they couldn't get a carmel frappe, holy crap A riot started at Starbucks [Verse 5] While a Bible study prayed Baristas formed a barricade The manager cried out a warning To the angry mob that was forming And he said, "I checked Google Maps. There's another one across the street," so we stampede And return to the sounds of Starbucks
@dejentesfaldet7664
@dejentesfaldet7664 5 лет назад
Pretty cool bro
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 5 лет назад
😅 nice!
@lukeblack970
@lukeblack970 5 лет назад
Youuu stole this from Tim Hawkins admit it
@VictoriaSobocki
@VictoriaSobocki 5 лет назад
Well done
@grigorirasputin9507
@grigorirasputin9507 5 лет назад
I want an anxiety lion..., think how interesting *that* would be
@redweather6315
@redweather6315 5 лет назад
Absolutely hilarious
@fiercedeityfan
@fiercedeityfan 3 года назад
Him and Bert Kreischer playing brothers in a comedy movie would be incredible
@stitchintime626
@stitchintime626 4 года назад
He looks like a young Bert Kreischer
@skyluke9476
@skyluke9476 4 года назад
He looks like a bert kreischer who instead of being addicted to alcohol, is addicted to MDMA
@johanneskepler7503
@johanneskepler7503 4 года назад
or eric mccormack
@joejefferies11
@joejefferies11 4 года назад
Maybe it's harder to see the likeness without the hood.
@Kerm88
@Kerm88 3 года назад
I honestly clicked it because I thought it was a young Bert Kreischer.
@All-Hail-Gayle
@All-Hail-Gayle 3 года назад
His "Shut the fuck up" is powerful.
@Laurenf042
@Laurenf042 4 года назад
The wrong crowd part got me.
@FactStorm
@FactStorm 6 месяцев назад
So natural, the flow. Jon is great!
@rajatchandra3209
@rajatchandra3209 3 года назад
Pillowcase full of bats, that joke did age well😂😂😂
@MonkSealHomeHome
@MonkSealHomeHome 2 года назад
Really wish he put out more stand up sets
@ludmillagutomo
@ludmillagutomo 4 года назад
"ja-sun!"
@DrAdnan
@DrAdnan 5 лет назад
This was a funny set 👏
@Damoon010
@Damoon010 4 года назад
Dude's funny First time hearing him
@jkblohm9899
@jkblohm9899 4 года назад
That metabolism story hit me hard
@stephendavis7321
@stephendavis7321 5 лет назад
I dig the Steven Wright ,Mitch Hedberg vibe going on mixed with some walk toward the light story telling.
@VictoriaSobocki
@VictoriaSobocki 5 лет назад
Yes
@TK-yh4hn
@TK-yh4hn 2 года назад
I love that one part of his collar is under his sweater and the other not 🤣.
@susans654
@susans654 5 лет назад
Enjoyed. Very funny!
@wynnluin5230
@wynnluin5230 5 лет назад
The zookeeper or the thief from that episode where Marshall got mugged in HIMYM
@Lollita23
@Lollita23 5 лет назад
Damn he's cute, kinda reminds me of josh hartnett, and funny.
@CassendreXavier
@CassendreXavier 5 лет назад
Epic exit!
@radarshak3092
@radarshak3092 2 года назад
Dude left like he had no prior commitments that day🤣🤣🤣
@cyborgoftheyear
@cyborgoftheyear Год назад
The epiphany joke is one of the best jokes ever written imo
@shalotthazzard7010
@shalotthazzard7010 4 года назад
The bat joke 🦇 😂😂😂😂
@ArticruciA
@ArticruciA 5 лет назад
5:10 HOW WAS THE CROWD NOT DYING
@johannesberg8649
@johannesberg8649 5 лет назад
I like that buck sweater he has on
@Idahosuz
@Idahosuz 5 лет назад
I have anxiety. And unless I have all these bars fluttering above my head, I cannot relax.
@looof3719
@looof3719 5 лет назад
Now I got an excuse for bringing a pet everywhere if it happens. Just send them loose and say you have an anxiety.
@McGoogger
@McGoogger Год назад
lol what a style
@TheBombMaddieBerry
@TheBombMaddieBerry 5 лет назад
Oh my god I love this.
@vadaski5038
@vadaski5038 4 года назад
I love you too
@mykittiespuppy1972
@mykittiespuppy1972 4 года назад
"I have never had an epiphany" No one: Me: Well now I know what you should name your child
@D4RKBRU73
@D4RKBRU73 4 года назад
This would actually make a great name for a girl ! Not to think of the endless opportunities for jokes related to that. Thats a great idea : )
@mike13th
@mike13th 4 года назад
@@D4RKBRU73 Thats a strippers name
@Nhoj31neirbo47
@Nhoj31neirbo47 5 лет назад
(4:25) - Johnny Carson fake laugh impression.
@Jeremyramone
@Jeremyramone 5 лет назад
LOVE OF PLANTS 🌻 hi-ohhhhhhhhhh!
@BrentLabasan
@BrentLabasan 2 года назад
still amazing in 2021
@PomTarsons
@PomTarsons 2 года назад
Saw him last night at the Stress Factory. Dude killed it. The crowd were kinda dicks though and kept talking.
@joshosterman7900
@joshosterman7900 5 лет назад
Awesome
@vitis6252
@vitis6252 2 года назад
I love it!
@Jett-King
@Jett-King 4 года назад
This guy's great!
@TheOfficialExcit
@TheOfficialExcit 5 лет назад
when i was the only one in the room - that is too good hahahahhaasadatq3et
@alexhelton5886
@alexhelton5886 3 года назад
Who thought the bat joke would be so relevant
@jbaby007
@jbaby007 4 года назад
I'd also like to bring a pillowcase full of bats with me wherever I go 😂🦇
@benjaminargueta8841
@benjaminargueta8841 4 года назад
This guys great
@NoBabiesThankU
@NoBabiesThankU 4 года назад
Got that hangover look
@zenclover8468
@zenclover8468 3 года назад
This is so fucking funny. Tight stuff!
@rustinonthevine
@rustinonthevine 5 лет назад
He reminds me of drunk Ron Burgundy
@Enothrae
@Enothrae 4 года назад
Liked his ending.
@aburnett83
@aburnett83 3 года назад
Funny comment about bringing bats to a grocery store in this day in age
@msthang5366
@msthang5366 5 лет назад
He’s hilarious
@TheNotoriousKRP
@TheNotoriousKRP 5 лет назад
Just let the man walk around with his bats, ok?
@brandonlee773
@brandonlee773 Год назад
Holy shit I just served this guy a beer last night, never heard of him before lol
@brianm4198
@brianm4198 4 года назад
the epiphany joke was great
@a.t.hustle1583
@a.t.hustle1583 4 года назад
I know John and Rory have to hang out
@treelance3464
@treelance3464 4 года назад
Ah, the old anxiety swarm.
@veghead05
@veghead05 4 года назад
Lool
@Pete-th9oq
@Pete-th9oq 3 года назад
Random thought: they should have a special zoo for unique people.
@AmericanMysticDegenerate
@AmericanMysticDegenerate 2 года назад
The beginning must not even be a joke. Cuz he just doesn't really put out much material. Which is a shame. I love him
@MastaSmack
@MastaSmack 5 лет назад
Hey John, did you ever think about how you're just one letter away from being unknown?
@slimeball7933
@slimeball7933 2 года назад
Should’ve said he’s not a doctor… he’s a vet😂😂😂
@LittlemanDetails
@LittlemanDetails 5 лет назад
He looks like the guy from our world war in the 3rd episode
@redmane6468
@redmane6468 5 лет назад
Love his hoody
@bojackhorseman555
@bojackhorseman555 4 года назад
This guy kinda looks like Jimmy Fallon if he just sorta gave up on trying
@joen8091
@joen8091 4 года назад
jimmy fallon mixed with bert the machine
@Garrettdx1988
@Garrettdx1988 3 года назад
And was funny
@Nate_Wentwhere
@Nate_Wentwhere 5 лет назад
this guy is really funny
@bobbyrose8967
@bobbyrose8967 5 лет назад
This is great
@tonygrowley5275
@tonygrowley5275 7 месяцев назад
I Have Never Had An Epiphany. Have you tried mushrooms?
@stefenvincent8051
@stefenvincent8051 5 лет назад
Bert krieser lite
@LebanonJames420
@LebanonJames420 8 месяцев назад
Did the reverse the first time I seen Bert
@kokopuppy57342
@kokopuppy57342 5 лет назад
I have a real service dog and those untrained anxiety looneys are the bane of my existence. Your dog is growling and lunging at mine, you’re giving ME anxiety
@Niniminns
@Niniminns 5 лет назад
that sucks, Imo every animal that helps you and is brought into places animals usually aren't allowed in should be well trained and get certified too.
@rallysportgroup8485
@rallysportgroup8485 2 года назад
This guy is gravy...I mean great!
@Brndnrchrdsn85
@Brndnrchrdsn85 4 года назад
This is funny as fuck
@sloanhenry3004
@sloanhenry3004 4 года назад
Pillowcase full of bats. Now we know who to blame for coronavírus Lol 😂
@michaelpipkin9942
@michaelpipkin9942 5 лет назад
This guy is funny.
@daybydeadlight.6971
@daybydeadlight.6971 Год назад
I thought this was Bert kreischer for a second
@VincereVelMori1987
@VincereVelMori1987 5 лет назад
Mike Birbiglia and Zach Galifianakis did the fusion-ha dance and made this guy.
@blastfiend
@blastfiend 5 лет назад
I was thinking he's more a mix of Tom Green and Bert Kreischer
@PAWNB3YOND
@PAWNB3YOND 5 лет назад
Omg yes
@nanostar7660
@nanostar7660 3 года назад
2:17-doesnt want to get married
@ServingKant42069
@ServingKant42069 5 лет назад
The crowd sucks tho
@stonetweak4203
@stonetweak4203 5 лет назад
the wrong crowed
@neweraccount5615
@neweraccount5615 5 лет назад
He did scream SHUTUP at them
@MsArina01
@MsArina01 5 лет назад
I swear I see this comment under EVERY STAND UP VIDEO EVER lol
@Ramberta
@Ramberta 4 года назад
nah this guy just isn't that funny
@1bestfriend2u18
@1bestfriend2u18 Год назад
3:49 - 4:10 original 😄😄😄
@BrentLabasan
@BrentLabasan 5 лет назад
Close your eyes and don't tell me he sounds like a young Bob Saget.
@LeoColtrane
@LeoColtrane 4 года назад
2:07
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