JONNY NEW ENGLISH - JonTron 

YOU DIED

Thx for uploading on a schedule dude

Jon you okay? You uploded more than 2 video this year. Are you okay? We do not deserve this this is too much (Thanks for your cool ass vids btw keep going great job)

glad you're having fun with it my dude

How’d you enjoy Portsmouth? Place is a fucking yuppie hellhole but it has some nice parts

Nik Collins I am 100% on board with that theory

pretty sure he's making fun of the RU-vid channel Townsends

Nik Collins I 100% thought the same thing

I do exists so that makes me a living human being right? Birds dont exist cause they are not human.

@@EthanNewsom heh, on "board"

when going are you going back to game this so boing pls going back to game

2021 - Jon reviews the universe

I miss those game reviews.

@@Negamare1 me too

2022 Jon reviews continents

@Wakka Flocka No, that's unrelated, you're a bot fuck off

@Wakka Flocka fuckin' shoppy

@Wakka Flocka Not even close.

@Wakka Flocka commit no air in body.

@Wakka Flocka cope

so good haha

That part always cracks me up 😂

To the woke guys now

@@monke6122 lol yeah 😂

I died at that part😂

Yes

No

JAYMZSAINTJAYMZ *kudos

ech

Possibly

I predict the future to be vlogs and shitposts, then reviews, then game stuff

Nah, he did cooking back with the Turduckin. We've just come full circle. ... Or maybe it just looks more like a squiggle now.

Edit "how" into the last sentence and I like

You forgot the year and a half of hiatus

You Forgot the flex tape saga

She’s also adding to the shenanigans

She's odd

Liberals

You mean the fish monger

I'm a New Englander and a friend of mine ran into Jon in Portsmouth a while back where he cashed him out (friends a cashier). Kept his cool and sent me a text about it afterwards. We were privately excited about it together. In New England we get a lot of high profile people who come through and end up settling up here, typically because they want to be left alone and have the chance to live pretty normal lives without being stopped by fans. So for the most part we tend to keep it together when we see celebrities or internet personalities in stores or out in public, and then just go home and say "You'll never guess who I saw at Hannaford today!"

Liam Berg (STUDENT) 9:17

With about 2 nuclear strikes, also

He also nuked New Hampshire I will never forgive him

All the British wanted was for us to give them money because they protected them from the French

I've heard that story aswell

This is more accurate than it has any right to be.

I've been sitting in my room loudly giggling to myself over this comment for the last ten minutes

Shit, John if you see this then make what this guy just said

the accuracy is scary

Cannot un-imagine

how did you get on the dot 500 likes but no comment?

lol

I thought Jon was acting like Michael Scott the whole time

What’s ur profile pic?

Profile pic link??

Ikr lmao

It's how they do it in Japan

I suspect Jon is actually a really good chef IRL. There was another RU-vidr that's actually a good cook that's surprising... I wanna say William Osman

@@Helladamnleet have you seen the turducken video? Might change your mind

@@carljones4179 I got food wars flashbacks ngl

@@Nero-st1vc It was his first time making it and he probably was going for comedy more than actually trying

wym he was always irl shitposting lol

DubskiDude apples and grapes was both of those

He was always IRL shitposting even with his video game videos.

Three ninty-niiiiiiiiiiiiiinnne likes

Well, Malkovich, Final Hallway and Apples & Grapes were kind of IRL shitposts.

12 minutes shitpost too

pss don't call it shitpost he might get offended and stop posting

@@alexrechkin7 ...bruh, some of the best posts in the world are shitposts because they're posted for shits and giggles. It's internet/meme lingo .-.

@@alexrechkin7 his shitposting is as good as a crafted video from others

He has done food related shit before. It turned out beautiful...ly ugly

Haha true

This one doesn't have enough nutmeg.

Now that's a collaboration we need to see :-D

God why?

I died when he said that

Ethan Mathias, The Guy in your profile picture is dead.

@@oskartheguy2105 they should make a statue of the man that killed that guy, heard he wasn't a nice guy...

@@xxnoregretzxxzzz4389 lel

Damn liberals and their fish bananas fish banana sounds like something rafiki says

There is no such thing as too much Jon Tron

But I definitely prefer saying the second one

Because he desperately paying off his rent by making videos.

He needed a full year to prep for the other year. Prepare for another year of video famine.

2018: I hate money no no no. 2019: shit I don't have enough.

I mean, she quite factually told him the process. She wasn’t trying to be funny

and Americans won by bribing them

@@oksomynameisjeff4212 a win is a win

Don't forget we have been exploiting Puerto Rico for years

@@patrickmurphy9290 bruh thats my nation you're talking about bruh dont even tell that its a win

@@oksomynameisjeff4212 That doesn't change the facts lol

As long as there’s a consistent upload schedule I don’t care what happened to him.

This is better then anything Shane Dawson has comed up with XD

Yeeeeee

Snuggle Octopus looks like we need Shane Dawson to uncover this one

Snuggle Octopus true

I think she just wanted to be professional in case her employer saw lol

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

Best way to advertise. Over 57 channels sounds like a lot more than just having 58.

You know something's up when they say something really specific like "you can win over $5639 in this contest," it'll always be just that number they said plus one.

Now that's advertising.

I was searching for this comment to pop up lol

When I worked at a sex shop years ago I learned that product packaging only needs to contain 30% honest advertising. Anything else on the package, no matter how ludacris, can be ruled as satire.

I was going to comment this if nobody else did. I hate you.

@@absoluteunit8628 Can you give some (hilarious) examples?

*Looks over beautifully presented seafood meal* JonTron: "I'M A FAILURE"

Yeah

What! Jon making regular videos? Can’t be him

If he twirls around in a pink dress and whispers 'help me'....then we should do something...like start a hashtag or some shit.

We must free him.

Well, it worked for Disney with Starcade.

I am just replying because this has 1k likes and no replies for some reason

@@KnightSlasher because we all agree

@@brobuscusd I agree

@@KnightSlasher I feel obligated to give a dissenting opinion. So I disagree

@@rufuscord7160 and i agree with you dissagreeing

New Mexico moment

Bottom text

Why would anyone pay 20 buck for 58 channels, i got whole youtube for 10

You heard the man say "OVER 57 channels!"

@@tedarcher9120 *free

I was about to comment the exact same thing, I see your a man of culture as well...

@@namechangesallowedeveryd-mm7hd I see you're not as you said your not you're

Positive that's what happened

Yeah that def wasnt scripted. No actor is that good.

They probably came in and said they were a news crew lol

I facepalmed so hard at this thread.

@@Pikachu2Ash i facepalm at myself

Yup

STOP IT, JIMMY!!

@Wakka Flocka kid nation dude that left the early

@Wakka Flocka aren’t you the same person that thinks tf2 invented lootboxes

pretty much lol

Yeah nobody talks about us... it’s sad and lonely here

you mean of all time

This is actually the first time all my life I’ve thought about New Hampshire

SepticSoldier25 not surprising

58 is technically more than 57 so he’s not wrong

@@sailorgallifrey1365 Yeah, that was the joke

@UCDKjfWaBp_wKoBGxw1AGvzQ Name more than five and I'll consider buying a television

Jon qualifies as a terror akin to an old one at this point

I wrote that reply before I saw him return to the sea

HAHAHHA NC ONE

Memento Mori i do not believe the great state of North Carolina has a type of comment.

She even managed to out-weird Jon with the comment about cutting off the face and pulling out the rear of the crab. I'd say that was scripted or a joke but Jon seemed pretty genuinely rattled.

This is the future

To be fair, he does need the ad revenue they generate. 6-10 videos a year just doesn't cut it.

Behold, the greatest year

This year really is just a great year for mankind

2010 times are weird 2010 times are *SCARY*

Choose life

Well, he went to Portsmouth, not Manchester

Zach Carter you forgot about bridgeport

@@gkroney Lets just not mention Bridgeport

Heroin is bad everywhere in the us.

Damn.

Flex tape keeps my soul together

To show you the power of Flex Tape™ I fixed Jon Jaffari's career!

They don't fix his quality

*I SAWED THIS UPLOAD TIME IN HALF!*

he's preparing to hibernate

This is the last episode of 2019 Jontron

@@draco4450 that means we may not get a video in a few months or a YEAR OH SHIT

It’s dat muuhhllaa baabbbbbbyyyy 🗣🗣Sponsors

Flex Seal fixed his upload schedule.

Jon's breaking the system

#4 now

I wonder if this video made it on trending because he dissed late night TV for always getting the trending tab in his dan aykroyd video.

3. take it or leave it

+VincentWeir In the UK it was #1 trending at one point.

@@KORUPTable yes officer this reply here

@@KORUPTable Atleast you're decent enough to get the herps afterwards.

@@KORUPTable I think you mean crabs

She's clearly a lesbian guys

Or she'll have a run in with PETArds and vegans soon

Not even flex tabe can fix that a lotta damage

I’m just waiting for PBG to either jump off the burning ship or be exposed as a serial killer.

@@do-nothingbear9474 pbg apologized for defending projared, since he didn't truly know and he trusted projared because they were friends. Honestly it's a fairly common mistake to trust friends more than people saying said friends did something bad.

*Speedster * what’s happening to boots?

@@seasalt3859 jontron is a good person at heart we all know that and Jon could just make his own normal boots like um omnitron

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@@TheOfficialgametheorist pass.

_I L L T A K E Y O U R E N T I R E S T O C K!_

Tob?

It Just Works

Slap it on my butt. Keep that shit pooing for as long as you can and when that comes out, by golly, that's gonna feel like the best shit you ever taken in your entire life. If you didn't get this that was the quote after "it works, it just works"

Woah

"Next time you try to take America, we'll come for fucking London!"

We're*

@@oshino6596 We'll come for grammar Nazis too! 🤣

we wouldn't go near that mess of a nation us British we came back in 1812 and kicked your asses ha

@@paulmcdonough1093 Until you were having your asses handed in New Orleans

It will soon

It already has

Seriously, end game.. got... I'm good as long as this keeps up

Hey, don't worry. If I had to venture a guess once this wild faucet dries up, he'll vanish for five years.

It's his going away posts. He gives us three uploads, in exchange, we don't see him for three years.

Blink

Nah he’s probably being held hostage bt Malkovich

Gremblo?

Flex Tape glued his channel

God,thats a callback

More like 90 year olds

I do

Yep. it was long and painful.

@@namelesscanadie2186 That's what she said.

Yeah, bad days...

Theory Confirmed!

dude i was thinking the same thing!!! :O

👀

Duck inside chicken inside turkey.

Mama mia mama mia mama mia

Kansas evolved from fish

Adam Olivieri Not to be that guy but there was a ninth crusade

@@TheSunderingSea Wow, Jontron works quickly

the question is if he'll murder his Byzantine allies purely to steal their gold, and rape / pillage.

DEUS VULT

Hopefully

Grumps: The Movie noice

Jontron is planning a take over if RU-vid, I will happily accept him as my king, GLORY TO THE KING

True

More like bless you sponsers

@@vicariousvongacy4398 And we shall praise his Highness! Maybe if we pray enough hr will bless us with the Jontron Movie we so badly crave!

Apparently you can't be on the Travel Channel without being a show about ghosts or something so

the controversy would keep him off adult swim. they learned from mde

GATA RAMEN REVIEWS the what

Kirbybros. Balanced....as all things should be

Don't be fooled, this is not the real world... I suppose world war 3 began without anyone notice, welcome to heaven or hell, you choose is the same thing

@@manuel789j probably died in a earthquake some week ago and now im enjoying my ample supply of jontron vids in helleaven. don't really mind tbh.

SkullKilla360 facts

I'm like 70% sure that's Jon's girlfriend.

Rafał Brzeziński I’m not 😂

he used hard R so he's right to be self-conscious

fish manga

He just does what he does, lol

Guess that's the price to pay for having more frequent uploads

I made you a thousand

1000th like b0ss

@Jaden Velez Well...shit, there goes my run.

Johnny Pearseed I have ascended to a new plane of existence

lolololol

Those poor souls from his gaming in public series

OpticalJesu5 same I was like WHOA I am unfamiliar with this pace!

Watch out what you're talking, next thing you know Jontron will post in 2030.

Shhh--... is he sick? i hope so lets keep going... whatever xD

ConnerTheWaffle JON FOR SMASH

Well. When wikl you notice me look i am not a person "Say my name N-" just bored to getting a like a ghost

Hey it's that guy who makes bad videos and maybe steals footage 🤔

@@Mcdude02 Is that true my dude

And johntron is still great

Almost 3 in a week, it’s a sign on the end times

Thank you doctor strange

Idk man gotta find the perfect timeline.

Nyeheh

I truly believe i'm in a coma

"Its of clams!" That killed me.

Was that a Dark Souls sound effect?

Tetsu Masago WASTED

@@DrippinJimmy4054 Blighttown

The Bed of Chaos did this to me

Worth the wait.

lol it does not take that long to form a rock.

@@darthbane2669 sometimes depending on the type.

@@darthbane2669 Usually it does lmao

Disregard if I'm wrong: Isn't earth only like, thousands of years old? (Not talking about how the rock formed, just asking)

That would be amazing...

MadCourier 6 Agreed

It's literally what he's doing

BlazingFury I already know you ain’t stealing my profile pic out here

@@lmnt_strike7318 BlazingFury has an older account

911 likes huh

Read this at perfect timing...

Pretty similar to what the lady at the orphange said to me when I said I like kids