I am a New Canaanite. And a New Canaanite just believes.
Spoilers for the Fallout: New Vegas Honest Hearts DLC as well as The Book of Mormon (the musical by Trey Parker and Matt Stone).
"I Believe," performed by Joshua Graham
A warlord who shoots people in the face. What's so scary about that?
I must trust that my Lord is mightier and always has my back.
Now I must be completely devout. I can't have even one shred of doubt.
I believe that the Lord God created the universe.
I believe that He sent His only son to die for my sins.
And I believe that ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America.
I am a New Canaanite. And a New Canaanite just believes.
I believe that God has a plan for all of us.
I believe that plan involves me getting my own planet.
And I believe that the current President of the Church speaks directly to God
I am a New Canaanite. And a New Canaanite just believes.
I know that I must go and do the things my God commands. I realize now why He sent me here. If you ask the Lord in faith. He will always answer you. Just believe in him and have no fear.
I believe that Satan has a hold of you. I believe that the Lord God has sent me here.
And I believe that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people.
You'll be a New Canaanite. And a New Canaanite just believes.
And now I can feel the excitement: this is the moment I was born to do.
And I feel so incredible to be sharing my faith with you.
The scriptures say that if you ask in faith, if you ask God himself, you'll know.
But you must ask Him without any doubt, and let your spirit grow!
I believe that God lives on a planet called Kolob.
I believe that Jesus has his own planet as well.
And I believe that the Garden of Eden was in Jackson County, Missouri.
If you believe, the Lord will reveal it. And you'll know it's all true - you'll just feel it.
You'll be a New Canaanite. And a New Canaanite just believes.
O, I believe.
I believe!
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8 апр 2023
