I'm in Houston and I have spent the entire day canvassing neighborhoods and have gotten 67 people to register to vote as Democrats since last Monday. I know it's not much, and I know Trump's going to win Texas, but if we're going to lose democracy, at least I can say I did what I could to help save it. Vote blue if you cherish democracy!
I love that the judge gave him leave to go because now he's forced to actually go and sit through it, even though he never would have gone without the court case 😂
Remember when Trump was whining about how the judge in another one of his numerous trials wouldn't let him attend the funeral of Melania's mother? I am assuming that he did attend the funeral, but does anyone know for sure?
Remember, "Sleeve him alone!" was a jackal joke from Corrections. This feature has to continue now, or Seth and his writers will have no one to crib from.
Why did I have to scroll so far down for someone to acknowledge the craziness I just witnessed? I was starting to think I hallucinated that whole vest and cape rant 😂 Also: A++ jackal joke!
@@sherinameless1618 Thank you. I had never seen this (apparently reoccurring) bit before and was so delightfully confused by all of it. And then to have the first 50 comments not acknowledge it at all, made me feel like I've hallucinated the whole thing 😂
Seth is not only making fun of the obscure rebroadcasts of the Martin Laurence monologue from SNL, cut mid-air due to lewd commentary on aspects of feminine hygeine; an episode (that just this past February turned THIRTY YEARS OLD), it's also not the first time that he's done this. For the 20 or so viewers that get this: we thank you, Seth.
This whole segment had me laughing, especially Wally's cape with the wind! And that Seth was mouthing the words as the announcer read the rolling dialog. I missed you and the crew these past 2 weeks. :)
There is a whole Playlist of past At This Point In The Broadcast segments that you might want to check out. It's pretty far down the in the channel's Playlist tab but worth it if you enjoy how random and unhinged this segment tends to get 😂
They not even questioning him complaining about how he need to be on a campaign trail instead of being in court his butt was off Sunday Monday Wednesday all those days he was on the golf course. So I wouldn't even doubt if he don't show up to Barron's graduation
@@saddesklunch2544 He’ll turn it into “dictatorship. Sounds good ya? Yes??” Ruining everything and maybe she’ll grow n decide money or appearance there of.. isn’t THAT important after all And that SMELL! Yup that’s true! One wiff away from fu divorce. NOT WORTH IT! Never know!
Amber Says What will always be my favorite but this "At This Point In The Broadcast" segments are a close second for me! I never thought Ben looked anything like Marty McFly and now I'll never be able to unsee it 😂 Ben is so adorable 😊
@@JustinKase1969I read that in Trumps voice and his rambling incoherent thought process just took over. "Marquees Mark, sounds a lot like Marky Mark! Big man, strong man but when he started talking to the stuffed animal he came to me, tears in his eyes and said Mr. Trump a stuffed animal named Ted is talking to me. Ted Cruz, what a despicable guy, completely open border and he's busy vacationing in Cancun. Cancun the murder capitol of South America folks, they're sending caravans of the biggest strongest dudes you've ever seen. Bad dudes. Bad boys even. Will Smith was a Bay Boy - did you see that Oscar's performance he had, what a disgrace the Oscar's have become as the woke mob has taken over." Halp it won't stop.
I love these "Seth's censored rants" bit. It made the show felt more approachable. Like a RU-vid show that was started by a neighbor's kid that accidentally became big. It's great!
Now Trump HAS to go to his son Barron’s graduation. It’ll be the first time that Donald attends the graduation of any of his children. (He didn’t even go to his Ivanka’s graduation, and she is his clear and only favorite!)
for Corrections: Taylor Swift shouted out the Jackals in The Albatross on her new album: Wise men once read fake news And they believed it Jackals raised their hackles You couldn't conceive it You were sleeping soundly When they dragged you from your bed And I tried to warn you about them We made it
To make matters worse.....he's probably thinking "damn! I guess that I DO have to attend now" the eyes of the nation will be on him that day... Well....but you know what I mean
The judge is just Fing with Trump, EVERYONE knows he has NO interest in going, but the judge just forced him to do it for the first time and you know that will get under Trump's thin skin that his bs has backfired and the judge called his bluff 🤣
Those zebras escaped near where I grew up! I think an important part of that story is that four zebras escaped. Only three were captured. It's possible that one of my old neighbors has a new exotic pet 🦓
@@LittleBlueOwl318 No shade! I'd say they've all earned their stripes ;) Comparing it to a normal day on the job as a rodeo clown makes even catching rogue zebras seem somehow tame!
Old Yeller joke, adopt a shelter pet joke, Amazon cat joke, birds eating bread-hat joke; looks like we're in for an Animal Flubs extravaganza! (The flubs would be the jokes themselves.)
@@Symphing12 "The flubs would be the jokes themselves," in that they weren't that good, which was itself a joke that wasn't that good. This has been "Inception: Animal Flubs Edition."
After Trump's team consider it now - let alone what Barron or Melanoma think - what's the odds one of them falls sick that day? I feel a bone spur coming on.
Trump believes that if he is incarcerated for one night he will be the new Nelson Mandela and won't stop talking about it. This will be his misstep before the election and completely look like a fool.
Correction: When there's subtitles, you don't have to pay security guard Jim. All Jim is trying to do is get that sweet sweet Wally money Edit: and you also don't have to pay for the writers when it's subtitled. So how the hell are they going to afford tank tops?
Perhaps Bird Bane wears a cape instead? I imagine some of the cape's features, such as wind resistance, Gore-Tex underlining, and sex appeal, would make it a better sartorial option than a vest.
I love how the "Seth goes on an incoherent rant" segment is just getting longer and more unhinged every time they do it xD some of that Corrections energy is definitely bleeding through to the main show lol
I love these. It was Seth's rant about people saying "I can't even" that made me start watching the show. I was at work, the tv was on across the lobby and by the end of it I was crying with laughter.
It is sad that it isn't even shocking that the front runner for trump's VP shot her 14 mo old puppy - if the puppy wasn't trained, that would be HER (or her family's) fault, not the puppy. And the ONLY choice is to take it out and shoot it? Yeah.. that is psycho / serial killer territory, not normal 'farm hand' behavior. Normally a farmer would rather say goodbye to his wife over his dog. But, this totally tracks for today's gop.
Hmm... Given the graphic nature of the violence written in it... It probably wouldn't be that hard to get it on that list. And, though that's funny, its also a little sad.
Why did the Judge let him go? I hate Trump so much. I can get thrown in prison for accidentally forgetting to pay a 20 dollar fine. Yet Trump continues to get away with almost every damn thing.
*THATS NOT A CAPE* a cape comes down to the knees of below - THAT is a 'capelet' IM a bespoke tailor and I have 3 capes - they are AMAZING, especially for quickly throwing on to walk the dog in the rain. There is a reason they were the coat of choice for 10,000 years...!!!
Thank you for your podcasts! I Look forward to the lonely island podcast on Monday and family trips on Tuesday. I think Stephen Colbert should be more silly like you! Thank you for the laughs😂❤
Seth, I tried a Negroni for the first time and I want to know, are you okay? On the inside? This is my first RU-vid comment, it felt important to do a mental health check.
God I hope somebody recorded that graduation ceremony. I would love to hear Trump deliver a whiny "poor me" speech in front of his increasingly embarrassed and uncomfortable son.
