Trump's Plan for Anti-Racism Protections for White People

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Seth addresses Trump's plan to implement anti-racism protections for white people, the Japanese imperial family making its first social media account and more in his monologue for Monday, April 1, before taking a closer look at the stock price of Trump's social media business falling from its ludicrous high.
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@seantlewis376 Месяц назад

Trump claims to be sober, to have never had an alcoholic beverage or taken illegal drugs. If this is true, it's even scarier than if he went on drunken or meth-induced rants. If he's sober, there is no sleeping off this insanity.

@jailcatjones3250 Месяц назад

We need him to take one of those fast drug tests

@monrush Месяц назад

Oh he's taken plenty of illegal drugs and loads more that are legal but no less dangerous when taken in large amounts..

@casaundrahamrick7064 Месяц назад

@@jailcatjones3250he'll do that... In two weeks he's gonna tell anybody is us all about it. Just like all of his policies, and proof the election was stolen...

@ttacking_you Месяц назад

Oh there's some meth induced rants going on here! How the hell are we ALL awake?

@joancooney7724 Месяц назад

Trumps been sniffing coke since the eighties

@CAP198462 Месяц назад

Yesterday was national trombone day, how did I let that one slide.

@nicholascrow8133 Месяц назад

hahahahaha get out!!!

@sherinameless1618 Месяц назад

Puns are the lowest form of humor. And I like my humor low, I guess.😄

@Muscular_Class Месяц назад

Spot on *Ba-dum tsss*

@randyc8771 Месяц назад

I heard that the festivities were rather muted this year.

@heinleinreader Месяц назад

That's music to my ears. Makes you wonder why the RethugliKKKlans didn't make an issue out of how trombones interfere with the proper worship of Easter.

@vickybryan25 Месяц назад

Biden and Jill are adorable…you can tell the Trumps don’t spend Easter together and they are definitely not in church 🤣🤣🤣

@user-zb9lv3gh8s Месяц назад

When you realize that Trump is the son of God and the Chosen One, you also realize that anywhere he goes is church.

@butteredbitties Месяц назад

@@user-zb9lv3gh8spretty big hubris for any Christians to call any man outside of Jesus Christ the Son of God, I'm pretty sure the first 2 Commandments and the entire book of Revelation is against you.

@mrvlsmrv Месяц назад

@user-zb9lv3gh8s so I guess he should never have been president. The separation of church and state law coming into play.😂

@Human_Earthling Месяц назад

@user-zb9lv3gh8s Bhahahahahaaaaaaa!!! 🤣

@robyfrantic3676 Месяц назад

@@user-zb9lv3gh8s😂 that's some awesome sarcasm right there 👍🏼

@thebarberian246 Месяц назад

Listen, I know he's old, but it's seriously adorable how Joe smiled big when his wife started talking about egg-ducation.

@sharhondahurd2037 Месяц назад

IKR! I smiled big too watching them. So cute

@amiechumbler8561 Месяц назад

Old people love each other too, ever noticed how Donald sometimes tries to hold malania’s hand but she won’t let him? Maybe she’s had to overlook to much.

@madsellers4933 Месяц назад

Sounds like he loves his wife

@jaynebroughton4540 Месяц назад

@@madsellers4933 Nope, Chump only cares about esthetics. Neither his daughter or wife are around. They've completely distanced themselves from him. They know what magas don't know.

@mygrownphatnsexylife4955 Месяц назад

I enjoy watching them, u can feel the love between them, is beautiful 🥰💙 I love Ms Jill Biden and I love my President!

@hectorserrano1037 Месяц назад

What ever happened to the separation of church and state. Anyone who asks for a Christian nation needs to brush up on history.

@hunting69doehle62 Месяц назад

“This is an effort to replace God with false Gods”. Trump: “I am your new Jesus”.

@edwardhammer2680 Месяц назад

Only time dumps had touched bible was when he got married and during court deposition man women camera TV stable genius 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@edwardhammer2680 Месяц назад

Hitler tough that he was God

@Jivolt Месяц назад

Evangelicals supporting Trump is one of life’s great mysteries.

@suziwolf4830 Месяц назад

If you truly believe that, you haven't been paying attention for the past... ever...

@jq2639 Месяц назад

Evangelicals aren’t Christian. Evangelicals are white nationalists with small for profit, non-profit businesses.

@brenta2634 Месяц назад

A disgusting ideology supporting a fascistic authority figure? Actually it fits perfectly.

@pocketsizedrockette Месяц назад

He’s a means to an end for them.

@williamklier3915 Месяц назад

yall win april fools. "trump apologized" had me dying.

@Jay-xw9ll Месяц назад

Trumps special Easter message was basically "poor me, poor me, poor me and by the way, f everyone else".

@DaveB-hg7el Месяц назад

To true, but isn't that his message on every other day also? Lol 😊

@lrimmf Месяц назад

@@DaveB-hg7el Only the ones that end in "-y"...

@DaveB-hg7el 28 дней назад

@@lrimmf Now why can't I get either of my MAGA brothers to see what the problem is? If it wasn't so infuriating and consequential, I would find it amusing. But it's hard to laugh when you see a family member thinking the orange monster should be our president. I can only hope that this Nov will see him soundly defeated, and even if that happens I will still expect violence and conspiracy theories because they can't accept that many people truly despise their dear leader, the orange monster. Damn what has this country done to itself?

@KeithJackson-ux7eh Месяц назад

Really want a reporter to ask trump if his vp pick will be measured for a custom noose

@robyfrantic3676 Месяц назад

well, at least their collar, leash and ballgag...

@HRHDaviaTheYounger Месяц назад

It will be awkward if he chooses Tim Scott

@davidleaman6801 Месяц назад

@@HRHDaviaTheYounger He won't choose Scott. Scott is black skinned. Trump is Hitler.

@elliotbrent Месяц назад

Yikes!!😂

@johntodd8854 Месяц назад

Tim Scott......MLK is spinning in his grave....

@DennisMoore664 Месяц назад

Knew it was an April Fools joke as soon as I heard "Trump apologized". Like that would *_EVER_* happen.

@Meridian83West Месяц назад

Being MAGA means never having to say you're sorry...

@FRANKRIO-jv1sq Месяц назад

🥃👴🏻 YOU'RE A RABBLE ROUSER

@stephaniecrane8613 Месяц назад

Being maga means being sorry. Sorry ass

@mrvlsmrv Месяц назад

Apologizing wasn't very Hitleresque either.

@DennisMoore664 Месяц назад

@@mrvlsmrv Big girls don't cry and authoritarian ashholes don't apologize.

@philbrown9764 Месяц назад

If Frump says he hasn’t…he has. If he says he won’t…he will. If he says he doesn’t…he does. Simple.

@sharongarrett4356 Месяц назад

Got a brother like that-- total narcissist !

@noelleonard2498 Месяц назад

Kind of like a "catholic" supporting killing babys huh?

@leslietaylor9313 Месяц назад

@lionellawrence5798 Месяц назад

Rofl

@Positive_Tea Месяц назад

I'm in California, they're already all out.

@Woosaidthat Месяц назад

@@Positive_Teahave you been to The Central Valley? Bakersfield? Fresno? The conservative farmer💩 and conservative immigrants who just got the right to vote, the fools who brought forth Devin Nunes and Kevin Macarthey? There are major problems with those people.

@buttonsf3293 Месяц назад

It's unbelievable that a penny stock sold for $78 a share in the first place

@FRANKRIO-jv1sq Месяц назад

@buckdashe2571 Месяц назад

Just think of $76 for a glass of Kool aid.

@robyfrantic3676 Месяц назад

@@buckdashe2571👍🏼 *chef's kiss*

@michaelccozens Месяц назад

True, although it's less unbelievable when you remember that, like everything else 45 sells, it's basically just a way to influence-peddle via the back-door. "I could never accept that $500K bribe! But if you'd like to buy 100 of my $1 items at $5K apiece, who am I to stop you?".

@ericminch Месяц назад

I bet Donny and his pals cleaned up by shorting it.

@benlynar9438 Месяц назад

The corrupt will always see accountability as persecution. Poor Donnie😂

@agolftwittler1223 Месяц назад

President Trump is beyond a doubt the best President ever. A brave upstanding citizen with a clean conscience. Intelligent, well spoken, a sophisticated gentleman, conscientious, truthful, honest and a devout Christian. The embodiment of a true American hero. Oh, sorry. That was a leftover April 1st joke from yesterday. I apologize 😁

@FRANKRIO-jv1sq Месяц назад

👴🏻🥃. ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

@tenkloosterherman Месяц назад

Litterally "poor", because the guy is bankrupt. Ask any bank.

@robertdubard7959 Месяц назад

And "morally corrupt" is yet another metric by which SOME PEOPLE fail miserably.

@FRANKRIO-jv1sq Месяц назад

@@tenkloosterherman 👴🏻🥃 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

@CyberController- Месяц назад

If you think Easter and Trans Day both happening on the same day is somehow offensive, you clearly don't understand how Easter works.

@agolftwittler1223 Месяц назад

Inmate P01135809 and his herd of Qarens flaunt the Bible as if it was their personal invention. But they have never even opened it.

@mrvlsmrv Месяц назад

Maybe fitting since Christ went through a series of transitions. Transformation, transparency, then transported to God's kingdom. 🤔

@EricJAllain Месяц назад

Gonna be honest, I'm Catholic and I always need to look up how the Easter date works.

@CyberController- Месяц назад

@@EricJAllain According to Google, Easter is on the first Sunday after the first full moon of the Spring Equinox (if the full moon is on a Sunday, it's the next Sunday) Tldr, Easter doesn't fall on any specific date, it's just whenever it is. So, if you wanted to get technical about it, Easter is the invading holiday, taking over what should've been Trans Day.

@Ariaofeffect Месяц назад

@@EricJAllainevery first sunday after the first full moon of spring… because it doesn’t celebrate a real historic event, but is a theft of a pre-existing celebration…

@sshaw4429 Месяц назад

I’m surprised Trumpity has not announced he doesn’t need a Vice President, he can do it all by himself.

@williamcrowe2576 Месяц назад

Trump's latest rant has indeed earned him the nickname "Easter Dummy".

@myhumansuit Месяц назад

Maybe I've been gaslit so much in my life that I just didn't understand as a kid because I'm autistic but, hear me out please... I was always under the impression that the United States strived to separate their government from religion. This seems very oxymoronic to me with the lunatic from the white house selling a Bible.

@meganbarber3599 Месяц назад

No sweetie, you're right. This country is supposed to be freedom of religion and freedom from religion. Church and State (government) are separate because in England people were forced to worship how the King did and the colonists wanted freedom to do what they want.

@myhumansuit Месяц назад

@@meganbarber3599 Okay, so I guess I'm correct in more than just this. 😞

@mariag.8242 Месяц назад

@@myhumansuit Fortunately, the lunatic is not currently in the White House. Let’s all work to make sure he doesn’t get back there.

@conniebabcock4045 Месяц назад

You are so correct, my friend. 😊

@johnsanuy Месяц назад

Now that you know you're right, apply that logic to every instance where a republican tries to combine the two and know that not only are they wrong, they're constitutionally illiterate or literally traitors.

@willfulwoman609 Месяц назад

I wish someone would interview trump and ask him to explain why Easter is a religious holiday. Don’t misunderstand me. I know the story of Easter. I’m sure trump does not.

@vbmaxg6575 Месяц назад

In my old office, he was usually referred to as the Tangerine Twit by the literate employees.

@aandrus2169 Месяц назад

Now THAT is an April Fools joke if ever I heard one. 😂 "Trump" and "apologized" never coexist.

@rikkiechambers4959 Месяц назад

Love that Seth reads Dumps rant as it’s written with zero punctuation 😂

@seraphonica Месяц назад

yes, Lee Greenwood, that's the big problem with the book in literally every hotel room in America. no one has access to the Bible. 😂

@johntodd8854 Месяц назад

Perhaps a Bible in every HOTEL room is feasible BUT in every MOTEL room??? That's irony if I ever heard it .

@holgerlubotzki3469 Месяц назад

I can't wait to hear what Mike Johnson has to say About Easter Sunday in 2029 when it falls on April Fools Day! LMFAO!

@robyfrantic3676 Месяц назад

Wait til next year when it's 420. (That's 'pot smoking' lingo)

@lynnstlaurent6789 Месяц назад

I can’t wait until I never hear from him again.

@conchdragon5389 Месяц назад

I remember the last time Easter was on April fools day. There were jokes. It was pre-Trump, so people understood they were jokes

@Opinionsrnotfacts574 Месяц назад

Sadly, Easter and Trans Day will only occur on the same day again in 2086 - I wonder whether they will think of anything else to complain about until then?🤔🤔

@phylis3917 Месяц назад

A bit more enlightened let’s pray.

@canni5760 Месяц назад

Next year it's gonna be on 4/20, so...

@paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

👴🏻🥃. I JUST MARRIED CURTIS SLIWA

@stevebarnes-oo7in Месяц назад

20 years it will fall on Hitlers birthday wont be a Squeak from the right then to busy Goose Stepping down Pennsylvania ave to tweet

@juand7779 Месяц назад

And the election will be between bioBiden and technoTrump.

@thebolsta Месяц назад

Isn't it about time we got to see "Orango Enchained"?

@alexasilvestri1380 Месяц назад

No need, we see it everyday.

@SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад

As a former player, it quite fitting that National Trombone Players Day falls on April 1st.

@chadthechad4365 Месяц назад

Hillbilly day is on Independence Day

@paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

👴🏻🥃 SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?

@CT-vm4gf Месяц назад

POMERANTZ!

@lauraturner7048 Месяц назад

*womp, womp*

@jeffyoung3635 Месяц назад

Tromboner

@nitroglycerific9295 Месяц назад

Tacking the monologue onto the front of the A Closer Look clip is a really great idea. Y'all should do it more often.

@valeriesuttonpayne7413 Месяц назад

Seth has such a great relationship with his audience. I love it. 💕

@DwayneShaw1 Месяц назад

The "central tenants of Easter" are an Anglo-saxon fertility goddess and an egg laying rabbit. Oestra, the goddess of Spring arrived late one year and found a bird who's wings had been frozen to the ground. She took pity on the bird with the damaged wings and turned it into a rabbit she named Lepus - who, once a year, could lay eggs all colors of the rainbow. Anything the Church did to take over the holiday came much later.

@FRANKRIO-jv1sq Месяц назад

👴🏻🥃SOOO HOW'S YO MOTHER DOIN?

@FakeSchrodingersCat Месяц назад

Not entirely, Easter is one of the few Church holidays actually biblically accurate, yes all the stuff about eggs and bunnies are northern European traditions that carried over as Christianity spread. But it is not like Christmas or even Halloween where there is credible evidence that the date was picked specifically to overlap and overshadow a pagan holiday, if it had been meant to replace the Pagan holiday it would have been the same date around the 21st of March every year. They made an actual legitimate effort to set the date based on the description in the bible which is why it changes every year since the description they used relies on the date of Passover in the Jewish lunar calendar and we use a solar calendar.

@thoughtlesskills Месяц назад

Everything in the bible is at best inspired by previous stories.

@thoughtlesskills Месяц назад

Also 'biblically accurate' what does that mean about a book full of make-believe? Did you just argue the resurrection was historically accurate? By definition the entire bible is 'biblically accurate'.

@DwayneShaw1 Месяц назад

@@FakeSchrodingersCat Just like Christmas - they couldn't get the masses to stop celebrating their pagan festivals so they incorporated them and tried to veil the paganistic ritual as best they could -- which winds up not being strictly accurate to biblical text. And 'biblically accurate' is almost an oxymoron The masses must have their opiates - and their bacchanalias

@rwang1618 Месяц назад

Sorry but I thought Trump was not white people; he is orange people. (Never had this many likes before...)

@markmac2206 Месяц назад

Whites ain't claiming that.

@TwisterTornado Месяц назад

@@markmac2206 So, Hipsters and Goths aren't even white, anymore?

@Ffinity Месяц назад

There's a seperate bill for oompa loompas.

@jonathanneal6611 Месяц назад

Oompa loompa doopitty dee If you were wise you'd listen to me. Here's a perspective that Donald J lacks: Orange-man or white, the treatment's better than black!

@sherinameless1618 Месяц назад

You 3:00 a.m. people are funny! (I realize you may be in a different time zone than me, but you are still all hilarious.)

@jessefowler2733 Месяц назад

Once again, the lunatics have brought even more attention to the thing they are angry about 😆

@RictusHolloweye Месяц назад

Given the exposure they've received, maybe they should have chosen it to coincide with Easter when the date was first set... 15 years ago.

@kirstedock77 Месяц назад

Love when Unhinged Seth leaks out “My Dudes”. 😂😂😂

@CaliGMan Месяц назад

At least Lee said “former” President. 😂

@TheGiggleMasterP Месяц назад

Cant imagine what people will say next year when Easter is on 4/20 😅

@tolerance2024 Месяц назад

Nothing, hopefully someone in prison

@sherinameless1618 Месяц назад

I heard that Trump is going to pick his VP "The Bachelor" style. Will Lindsey Graham get a rose? A night in the Fantasy Suite may decide.

@agolftwittler1223 Месяц назад

I think inmate P01135809 will reconcile with his former girlfriend Rhonda Santis.

@user-zb9lv3gh8s Месяц назад

I feel soiled just reading that.

@philbrown9764 Месяц назад

tRump won’t get a VP because a dictator doesn’t need one.

@squirrel_of_mistri8565 Месяц назад

Lindsey will leave in tears, heartbroken. 🥀💔

@EricJAllain Месяц назад

@@user-zb9lv3gh8snot as soiled as Lindsey will leave the sheets.

@Naryoril Месяц назад

I knew it was a lie when you started with "Former president Trump this morning apologized". Trump has never ever apologized for anything. And i'm not joking with this, I don't know of a single instance.

@PabloSanchez-qu6ib Месяц назад

He hasn't even apologized for Erik!

@wabbajack2 Месяц назад

"I'm SORRY you think you deserve an apology." -Rick Sanchez

@cappyjones Месяц назад

Seriously, he has a policy against apologizing even if he’s wrong. Says it shows weakness. 🙄

@sea_triscuit7980 Месяц назад

@@wabbajack2I hate that people idolize Rick... It's like idolizing Cartman...

@FRANKRIO-jv1sq Месяц назад

👴🏻🥃 YOU'RE A RABBLE ROUSER

@SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад

Trump choosing his running mate “Apprentice style” will never work. Unless he chooses the loser, the winner would outshine him. (Or it’s just the contestant who sucks up the most.)

@apriljk6557 Месяц назад

If they did this, it would be heavily scripted and edited. No doubt they'd (those who control the GOP) love to have a scripted and edited POTUS who just does exactly what they say. I'm sure they were hoping for a sane, smart one, but you can't always get everything you want 🤷. Maybe trump's narcissist laced demented brain will work out better than they'd hoped...like Reagan's term as "POTUS for the wealthy."

@robynliteracy7057 Месяц назад

Ding, ding, ding, ding!

@frankcooke1692 Месяц назад

Wasn't there an Apprentice season where it was down to the last two and he picked the loser?

@karinbarger9192 Месяц назад

🤷‍♀️ No idea. Never had any interest in watching such a stupid show.

@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg Месяц назад

Whoever is better at Diaper change's

@miguelpinheiro6042 Месяц назад

How long has Seth been sitting on that Steve impression? 😂😂😂

@LuisB Месяц назад

I'm practically vibrating with anticipation, just itching to snag a ticket to that exclusive event, "The Last Supper with the Apostles." Picture this: an evening where Trump, with his trademark subtlety, passes around the collection plate for his campaign fund. But wait, there's a cherry on top - a generous 5% off for the faithful who've already shelled out for his autographed Bible. Who knew spirituality came with a loyalty program?

@agolftwittler1223 Месяц назад

"You know what I am?" "I'm a nationalist." "OK?" "I'm a nationalist." "Use that word." "Use that word." Donald John Trump verbatim, 2018.

@dianep6791 Месяц назад

😂😂😂😂

@darrylynwoodson283 Месяц назад

An Orange Nationalist!😊

@agolftwittler1223 Месяц назад

@@darrylynwoodson283 Correction. A tangerine nationalist. The worst kind there is 😁

@agolftwittler1223 Месяц назад

@@dianep6791😁👍

@agolftwittler1223 Месяц назад

"A massive fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations and articles, even those found in the Constitution." Donald John Trump verbatim, 2022.

@sherinameless1618 Месяц назад

That groundhog joke was a set-up for an "Animal Flubs" segment on the 99.6 ep of Corrections, if I don't miss my guess.

@FRANKRIO-jv1sq Месяц назад

🥃👴🏻 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

@Heterogeneity Месяц назад

I'm only renewing my RU-vid Premium subscription until Corrections ends. After that I'm quitting.

@tomkeane4927 Месяц назад

Seth saying "finally" and ending with that groundhog joke made it sound like he's been waiting for groundhog grandbabies for a while

@corbin8709 Месяц назад

He held up an AUTOGRAPHED copy of the “Trump-endorsed Bible! ! !

@nlpnt Месяц назад

Next year Easter falls on 4/20 so the stoners get the Two Minutes Hate.

@rachellandry3116 Месяц назад

Lee Greenwood. Not the sharpest tack in the box... I bet he and the pillow guy could be fast friends for life... good match

@johnsanuy Месяц назад

I think you're absolutely right. They could keep each other entertained with their conspiracies and nonsense for years to come.

@erikagray9883 Месяц назад

The closer was definitely a Scollins joke 😂

@SugarandSarcasm Месяц назад

He actually mentioned Golditch (sp?), which I was surprised about. Scollins must be corrupting all of them. Btw, I haven't heard mention of Karen in a while, I wonder if she's left the show?

@peterp2626 Месяц назад

I think we can all agree that our day is better when he puts out a new video.

@jimmyholloway8527 Месяц назад

I could tell the second "Easter screed" was not authentic by the simple fact it used periods, not just commas.

@sakarakit5835 Месяц назад

Make Accountability Great Again

@nanasewdear Месяц назад

I keep expecting Trump to take his Bibles and Ivanka out on the road like a newer and sadder version of "Paper Moon".

@LazyIRanch Месяц назад

Thank you for the laugh, and giving me an excuse to post some favorite quotes from that great movie! *Moses Pray:* You don’t have to worry. I ain’t about to leave some poor little child stranded in the middle of nowhere. I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is? Scruples? *Addie Loggins:* _No, I don’t know what it is, but if you got ’em, it’s a sure bet they belong to somebody else!_ 🤑😂

@NewMessage Месяц назад

There's a day Punxsutawney Phil wouldn't mind repeating, eh?

@johnsanuy Месяц назад

great one!

@jaylm4112 Месяц назад

I didn't think the Trump thing about him choosing his vice president apprentice style was a joke.... That shows the situation

@lordcaptain73 Месяц назад

Seth’s impressions are always excellent and today was excellent, however… The Cage deserves an extra shoutout as a shining light in a sea of diamonds

@DavidSmith-xs3or Месяц назад

Trump sure has a way of taking a poorly punctuated, long -winded sentence and turning into an extremely long, poorly punctuated paragraph. Way to go, Donny. That college education of yours ( by way of your father) surely paid off.

@steelman86 Месяц назад

And paid others to take tests for him!! As one of his professors said: he was one of his stupidest students!!!

@greebj Месяц назад

Give him credit, he has perfected the art of the Run-on Half Sentence.

@johnsanuy Месяц назад

Idiocracy at it's infancy. The dumbness has just begun. it's only going to get worse. @@greebj

@Kereea Месяц назад

So. Research shows "Pomerantz" is apparently the oldest law firm in NYC. And one of the namesakes said Bragg indeed should have charged Trump recently, and that is was proper to do so and he's been investigating Trump for years.

@theBestElliephant Месяц назад

I'm pretty sure it's actually the guy who they tried to say resigned in protest cuz Bragg was being pressured to bring charges, only for people with half a braincell to realize he was resigning cuz Bragg wasn't filing the charges quick enough.

@FRANKRIO-jv1sq Месяц назад

👴🏻🥃. ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

@FRANKRIO-jv1sq Месяц назад

@@theBestElliephant👴🏻🥃 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

@MrBubyV Месяц назад

🫡Someone Googled 😂

@johnsanuy Месяц назад

POMERANTZ!!!!

@andrewollmann304 Месяц назад

Correction: Biden didn’t “designate” March 31st as Transgender Day of Visibility. It was always on that date. Biden just made a statement.

@sharongarrett4356 Месяц назад

Yes, since 2009. But that's not blame-y enough for Repubes. The hate never ends,even if you have to fabricate

@IMArt-kx2ci Месяц назад

I don't know why it makes me so genuinely happy to see Seth having so much fun and sincerely enjoying so much his work. And also, I absolutely envy that 😂

@623giggle Месяц назад

Seth giving Scollins corrections in real time is amusing.

@Moekoffee2001 Месяц назад

Canadian eggs are cheaper because of the metric system

@nerfherder4284 Месяц назад

I know Seth is the host, but he really makes it a team event, and that is why I like this show so much!

@elliotbrent Месяц назад

Yes!!!

@lcflngn Месяц назад

In Dec 1991 we rec’d a clock as a wedding gift. We called it the “breakfast clock” as it has molded hands like bacon & an egg & big coffee pot stuck on it. Mainly tho, it has the front page of the NYT, headline reads “Trump gives tower to homeless” and then another headline “Hell freezes over.” Amazingly we have had this clock over our kitchen sink for almost 33 years. At the 29 year mark we realized what had happened. Outrageous we’ve had that man’s name posted in our kitchen for 33 years now.

@bobdobbs6969 Месяц назад

"We are constantly told what to believe, but we can never know who to believe."

@kennyn1992 Месяц назад

Please close with the groundhog day joke tomorrow.

@pechaa Месяц назад

Oh yes! We promise it will get better and better.

@kennyn1992 Месяц назад

But with a different punchline.

@jonathanmillner Месяц назад

That thing from Trump, read it once... in it's entirety, start to finish. Ya, you're right. That's all one fucking blathering sentence! Amazing!

@TC_here Месяц назад

I smell a new movie: Groundhog day 2. Come again :)

@milnez Месяц назад

Watching religious types defend an appropriated pagan ritual is just so dumb… but i mean that’s what it takes to believe in the “adult” version of Santa 😂😂😂

@AnonymousZyx Месяц назад

The punchline for the April fools joke should have been, “if you’re waiting for me to says April fools… then you’re the April fool.

@DWchan Месяц назад

Like, say whatever you want about the Bidens, but the way he looked at his wife with pride and delight at her "Egg-ucation" pun warms my heart. It's always nice to see people who love each other dearly.

@jaredmast2335 Месяц назад

Witness how Christianity has historically taken over other people's holidays and made them their own.

@slateslavens Месяц назад

this ^^

@johnsanuy Месяц назад

For example?

@jaredmast2335 Месяц назад

@johnsanuy Eostre, Samhain, Saturnalia. The only traditions of Easter and Christmas that don't have pagan origins, are going to church and crying about Starbucks cups.

@michaelengstrom5810 Месяц назад

My Dudes, you guys a-crushed it! Definitely in the “closer look” top three…

@richzimmerman4010 Месяц назад

Good Steve and a passable Cage! A win's a win!

@NewMessage Месяц назад

Just keeps getting worse. Was this Season of The Earth written by AI?

@agolftwittler1223 Месяц назад

Sadly not.

@casaundrahamrick7064 Месяц назад

Check the hands!! 😂

@craigpommer5557 Месяц назад

Uh Durrr, last season was the writers and actors strike. Let's just hope there's no cliffhangers 😂

@NewMessage Месяц назад

Point taken! @@craigpommer5557

@HeWhoSlayethCain Месяц назад

That wasnt Steve, that was a spot on Litte Nicky impersonation.

@apolloalva2640 Месяц назад

Exactly what I was going to say 😂

@HeWhoSlayethCain Месяц назад

@apolloalva2640 Get in the flask Adrian!

@kari-gs4eq Месяц назад

Yes Seth, that was a good Steve

@TheGreatAtario Месяц назад

The real April Fool's joke was the de-makeupping job Graphics gave Trump in that over-the-shoulder shot

@patk1254 Месяц назад

Come on, Seth, mention the clips of Trump Jr. asking everyone to send $5.00 or whatever they can in to his Dad.

@user-zb9lv3gh8s Месяц назад

I get that ad every 30 goddamn seconds now

@birbluv9595 Месяц назад

I can’t believe they send them to me. What a waste of money (for them - and the $5 would be a total waste for me.)

@plaidpanda Месяц назад

@@birbluv9595 I actually enjoy it. Let them keep spending money to target the wrong audience!

@birbluv9595 Месяц назад

@@plaidpanda you’ve got a great point here!

@plaidpanda Месяц назад

@@birbluv9595 Happy to reframe it for you, birb! 😉

@sir1561 Месяц назад

Wow, I never thought that Trump was capable of that much self deprecation - or any self deprecation, really... "Pomerantz" or rather "Pomeranze" is the German name for the plant "Citrus × aurantium L.". The English name for it is: BITTER ORANGE!!!!

@JonasRaphaelKallasch Месяц назад

I fully expected a monologue joke about Germany legalizing weed on april fools day.

@DennisMoore664 Месяц назад

🎶Animal Flubs. Animal Flubs. Corrections is gonna have an installment of Animal Flubs. And even if it's not Corrections there still should be an Animal Flubs. Cause Seth flubbed the animal joke -- F...L...U...B...S🎶 Rhyme scheme? RHYME SCHEME? We don't need no stinkin' rhyme scheme!

@axelfpv1983 Месяц назад

70 times? Damn, cocaine is a helluva drug!

@user-dj6hu9gq4t Месяц назад

It’s adderall for daddy.

@axelfpv1983 Месяц назад

@@user-dj6hu9gq4t Or Provigil?

@martin2289 Месяц назад

77 times, to be precise.

@mikeharman4257 Месяц назад

Correction, the first and last pieces of Trumps post were not the first and last sentences. Technically they are all part of the same sentence as his whole post was only split up by commas.

@TheGiggleMasterP Месяц назад

Seth!!! It better be an April's Fool joke that youre stopping Corrections!!

@cautiouslyhopeful Месяц назад

Trump's run on sentences are the runniest on

@sharongarrett4356 Месяц назад

...hate to applaud bad grammar , but-- yes!!

@johnflesner8086 Месяц назад

I defy anyone to diagram trumps Easter message😊.

@869nf Месяц назад

Will he promise to hang the next VP😅😅

@kellycarroll2281 Месяц назад

Trump also use to go around saying everyday is April fools day lol

@shadowprince4482 Месяц назад

I don't know why but the USPSUPS plane joke very literally made me laugh so hard I have tears in my eyes.

@buttonsf3293 Месяц назад

I feel like an idiot but that was the only one I didn't get 😬

@lorigoshert6667 Месяц назад

@@buttonsf3293 I didn't get it either, unless it's just that the acronyms are easily mixed up.

@bettyjones113 Месяц назад

Louis de joy appointed to usps has financial ties to ups. Du joy. Supposed to gut usps like de Voss to public ed. d t appointees

@lorigoshert6667 Месяц назад

@@bettyjones113 Ah, that would make sense. Thanks!

@theDecent60 Месяц назад

Pomerantz is the author who wrote the book `People vs Donald Trump: An Inside Account"

@lairddougal3833 Месяц назад

Protection for Oompa Loompas I say!

@paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

👴🏻🥃 JOHNNY WE HARDLY KNEW YE

@paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

👴🏻🥃 BRING BACK JACK PAAR

@sherinameless1618 Месяц назад

@@paulyricca3881 Why do you want zombie late night hosts?

@pechaa Месяц назад

If they want their bible to be more accessible, they can give it away. Instead they want $60 each.

@whatifoundtodaypro Месяц назад

Other days Easter had fallen on before.... 4/20 but you don't hear the Republicans screaming about that. 😂

@liberalinoklahoma1888 Месяц назад

PLEASE PLEASE DON'T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME BY ALLOWING ME TO SIT WHEREVER I WANT ON THE BUS !!! LOL!!😅

@Rob-Raz Месяц назад

Jesus taught acceptance and to love your fellow man. It is laughable that these people call themselves Christians. 10:05

@DarthSmirnoff Месяц назад

Always, ALWAYS, close on a joke about a groundhog nutting. All the greats knew that.

@user-jg3rp1ib5z Месяц назад

That Nick Cage impression was bang on! Haha! Followed up by a dead on Steve! Those impression classes are paying off 🎉

@rayfrenchrjf Месяц назад

Seth as Steve from SATC is gold!

@contemplatingwithamaster Месяц назад

Bravo !