Julian McCullough - Everything's Hot Butter-Fly - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored 

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"It's not a challenge, I don't want to do this." I died at his face

“I would like one tattoo, please!” “First time?” “You don’t know my life!”

Am I the only one who NEEDS to know how she reacted?

Man I'm impressed that tattoo guy gave him such a great chance to rethink the whole thing but when you have a big idea as a teen nobody can talk you out of it lol he tried to do him such a solid but nope no dice

" you don't know what's gonna happen" That impromptu response really shows his confoca comical genius!

We need to start a go fund me for him to get that removed

tattoo artist being a bro.

Dude, I've never heard of this guy and he was hilarious. Powerful, this is not happening

OH MAN I LOST IT WHEN HE PULLED HIS SHIRT UP 😂😂

Never heard of this guy but he's one of the best story tellers I've seen on this show

Watching this, when he said "I went to the tattoo parlor" instinctively said "oh shit" and then he said "you don't know what's going to happen"😂 Comedic gold 😂😂

He's definitely one of the funniest comics on This Is Not Happening. Props to the tat artist who gave him a chance to rethink his actions.

I cried laughing so hard my daughter asked if I was okay.

he rocked that so damn hard

1:09 to skip intro, your welcome 😂

This guy is really good at writing about complicated things. "And the drummer was... playing a different song". That's like 5 words for a punchline about something he definitely knows way more about and we know nothing about... And it's funnier than how a regular comedian would have probably acted it out for a minute.

Rofl this guy is really good. He reminds me of Dane cook but instead of random bullshit, he focused on great writing and delivery instead

That intro.. dude I was eating

I’ve gotten tons of tattoos and some of my artists have talked me down of the ledge. Haha. I got respect for an artist that tells you what’s up.

Damn....Dude just killed this room.

This guy is a gem 😂😂 I love this show for introducing me to new comedians I've never heard of before. Now I have to go look for ALL of his work that I can find lol

that was great but he didn't tell us what she said when she saw it !!!

"You don't know my life" killed me xD

Jeff Buckley is the greatest! I love that song .

I wish I could have been in that green room when he rolled in after that set ahaha

great set! i had a tattoo artist turn me down and i am forever grateful

easily the most disturbing of the intros

Lmao I go to Rutgers that was an unexpected kick in the nuts

Dude ...That Intro ... no wait ... that whole video is a masterpiece! Peace!

His delivery is flawless

I screamed & did the EXACT reaction the audience did when I saw the tattoo It really is a true story He told the story very well and was so funny

This was the story I didn't know I needed until I heard it... related to the story so much it made me uncomfortable lol... only difference, our tattoos were "Gnarly" for me and "Sassy" for her on our inner lip. Dude went way to many layers into our skin and 3 years later we both still have them... very visible -- and no we're no together.. LOL

This was really great. Love Julian

I utterly LOVE Jeff Buckley and Julian - now I can love them both in one skit

This one is the best one I've seen. Actually made me laugh

Thank you Julian. After hearing this I feel slightly less estranged by some of the weird shit that's happened to me.

Love the Jeff Buckley reference. My fav Buckley song ever. Love that this bloke knows it

7:56 "I knew it!"

This is probably one of the most unique sketches of comedy in our history

Man I go to Rutgers. Hearing that line sent me laughing my ass off

One of the funniest in the series!! Loved it!

This was fantastic! What a champion! 😂

Can we just stop w the intros? Please

Bless his heart!!!

Haha this is amazing. THANK YOU ARI!!!

This is amazing! This dude was also on the Uninformed satellite radio show hosted by Bill Burr and Joe Derosa. It's one of my favorite episodes.

Astonishingly Superb!. Julian came out hitting on all cylinders. Admirable timimg with every sentence hitched on the next maintaining that laugh.. Not those lame recent ones that either make up a unfunny story, or plain not funny at all. The Mosh , Steve Larson, Mexicans got on boots and now a powerhouse of cleverness up on stage. A man doing what he was meant to do, And he does it well😂👋👋. Thank You Julian, You have a gift.

I love it!! "No!...Get outta my fuckin store..." 😂😂😂 Good man!

0:44 well somebody likes Monty Python

This guy is so polished. I’m surprised I haven’t heard of him before.

Awesome set

very good writing!

Best story ever on This Is Not Happening!

This guy has skills.

Really good material! Keep it up ^_^

This is my favorite one by far

This is one of the best episodes yet!

this is one great story teller.

that song is amazing btw

We neeeeed Tracy Morgan to be at one of these.

this is AMAZING

this dudes hilarious

I love This Is Not Happening!

BEST TATTOO ARTIST EVER!

fantastic!

Wow that was Priceless I almost laughed till I cried.... We all wanna know the ending to that story !!!!

THE art of story telling, lol

I feel like everything will be okay since Julian can handle this with such grace.

Walking in class 4 days late is nothing, I missed half a quarter.

takes courage to share a story so humiliating haha. good on him

Id like to believe that part where he talks about the tattoo having a black outline but not fading and getting brighter.. Symbolizes his undying love for her. The black outline being the negative aura she exudes, the brightness being his vulnerable emotions for her, and it not fading being his feelings and memories remaining for her regardless of time. He may be consciously over her seemingly on the surface with his mind elsewhere, but deep down subconsciously he still has an attachment to her indirectly. Idk either he is a very poetic person, or I am just a mushy soul who has been crushed reading to far into things.

Best story from "This Is Not Happening". :)

This is great

Hey- I LOVE Cannonball Adderley!!! That name's an honor, man. ✌️🎶🎷

So great

Awesome!

I really like this guy!

You are one funny dude, great story!

that reveal, though!!

well done

I've been listening to that Buckley song for years, and I always thought it was 'should'nt' come over..

Julian is a riot!! 😂😂😂

Lmao love this guy

Man, I don't know why but this is the 'This Is Not Happening' story that's stuck with me the longest. Maybe it's that I love that song?? And I've bene that maladjusted girl walking into class four days late?

Jeff Buckley? Ummmm hell yeah! And that song... omg YES.

love this so funny!!!!

Yooo the Intros be straight bananas

Oh shit I'm 21 now and I really relate to everything he says this my kinda shit 👍🏻😁😁

He was great!!!

Omfg i feel it. that buckley song fucks me up

That was a good one

As a song writer... I believe he hast given me challenge!!!

This was my favourite TINH story ever.....bloody hilarious!!

He was great!

Is this filmed in New Brunswick?! The Rutgers joke hit home . 💀

RU-vid knew exactly what day to recommend this on. Lol

Daaaaamn!

This dude was hilarious

I love the respect of the tattoo guy