JUNK MAIL - 10 - HERMITCRAFT SEASON 10 

And apparently money laundering! I love it

and I love it

And money laundering

@@MotelMaxwell I used to work for a bank, and went through quarterly anti-money laundering trainings, so my brain is framing this as: Cleo is laundering their armor stand profits. Match the activity to the phase of laundering: Cleo Earns Money by Selling Armor Stand Lessons Placement Cleo Uses the Profits to Buy Products from Their Own Shop Layering Cleo Redeems Their Shop Sales for Trophies Integration

Good For Them

Typical monarch behavior honestly. We should have suspected.

It’s not tax fraud! Buying your own product to boost your sales doesn’t seem to be a thing that has a word, I vote to call it corking, but it doesn’t seem to be illegal which is good!

​@@LeakyTreesactually it is if you report it as normal profits as that increases the profit margins of your company and therefore it's worth which is stock manipulation. One or two products you need is fine but the way Cleo is doing would be illegal It could also possibly count as money laundering

@@valteth stock buybacks are legal in many countries, most notably the US. They shouldn't be, but they are

@@valteth one could argue that, for sure, but with the right lawyer she’d win any court case about this.

I hope she eventually creates or joins a black market. 😂

The best thing about Cleo is that she does not shy away from a skit! 😂

12:21 :)

Keralis and Cleo are the least family-friendly combo, and I mean that in the _best possible way._ When I first started watching Hermitcraft in S08 and joined the subreddit, one of the explicit rules was *"NO POSTS ABOUT THE KERALIS/CLEO BASE SWAP,"* and I'm disappointed to say it took me years to actually go and look up why. 😆

​@@GSBarlevI missed that, care to give a TLDR? 😅

tbf grass can be bushy too and they're standing on grass blocks soooo xD

Definitely

I'm personally more partial to the immediate aftermath, where she tells Grian and Scar "I hate you so much!!! I'm gonna stab you so hard!!!"

Cleo has received so much online abuse because of that incident, I can understand why it's not among the soundbytes.

@@GSBarlevreally?? what for?

@@hoshizoras It was just pearl¹-clutching at the fact that they sometimes use _foul language_ on a "fAmiLy fRiEnDlY" server. But it kicked up such a fuss that Cleo has referenced it in obliquely in subsequent episodes where they have _almost_ sworn. ¹Not that Pearl-she had no involvement that I was aware of

Wait, did he mean the S10 skin or the man IRL, because Doc has *been* a tourist with Keralis¹ and it wasn't an entirely inaccurate description. ¹If you haven't seen it, Doc has the video up on his channel of him spending a day walking around Paris with Keralis and messing with at least one scam artist.

@@GSBarlev it was definitely about his S10 skin, combined with the fact that Keralis was just wandering in the shopping district while Doc was building. Yeah I've seen that video, it's hilarious I'm paraphrasing here, but doc said something along the lines of. Look at me working here, while Keralis is just walking here as if he's a drunk tourist. The Hawaï shirt etc.

@@GSBarlev your footnotes in comments are delightful please keep doing what you're doing

"If you're going to be an absent father can you at least be absent"

@@IrregularityRowan it would be a crime not to include that one

Not just limited life! “Do me a favor, die for me” is a classic

​@@WizardzEditsthat line slapped dude they gotta add it

I think "I'm gonna go marry Etho" from secret life is a great one. Either Joel or Bdubs would buy that for sure

shhh, let her do crime for enrichment🤣

Signed!

Also " show me your bushes"

An ender-tent idea: entities can enter and leave the tent only from the flap, and it is bigger on the inside. The ender-tent can be picked up with entities inside, during which the opening disappears and the entities start running out of air like the 2023 April Fools moon. This can be used to transport mobs, players, or more over short hazardous terrain.

ur so brave hope ur tummy hurt less

Because it's a one-way loop, there really is no worry for overwhelming the system with serial mailings--Etho's 10 seconds between sends interval is probably an engineer's double-for-safety margin. Pearl's bulk mailing service is for hermit-sized mailings, i.e. multiple shulkers of building blocks. Since they're using shulkers for the envelopes and shulkers don't nest, the bulk capacity per stamp is limited. The system COULD handle the average hermit's shopping list of environmental decimation, but it's exponentially more inefficient compared to what I imagine Pearl intends to offer as bulk delivery-- a donkey or llama train or chest-boat plus an empty inventory can handle a megabuild's worth of deforestation neatly in one trip if you have the shulkers for it. :)

@@bsidethebox Fair enough. A couple details that I'd certainly missed, so thank you. That said, I'd be surprised if Pearl would turn down a few extra diamonds just to run to everyone's base and drop off the 'flier'.

@@zachwillett5853 Haha, very true! Might be a very cheap service indeed, considering the prime busybody-neighbor/gossip/responsibility avoidance opportunities such a service could provide. XD

It would be amazing, but probably not feasible with the way that Cleo tends to build armor stand sculptures. Impulse was using redstone to switch between a single armorstand's preset poses, whereas Cleo tends to build a sculpture out of many armor stands at once. You can't run a ton of redstone lines into one block, and I'm not sure if you can trigger the books's pose swapping for more than one stand off the same bit of redstone. Even if you could, it'd be heinously fiddly to set up. :/ Animated custom models (such as the ones Scar used for his s9 creeper prank and Scarland ticket takers) might work, though. Ooooh, wonder if a custom pumpkin head worn by villager in a minecart clipping under the floor (s7 had some llamas? pigs? In the floor zooming around the shopping district I think?) could make for a moving animated crab?! If the model was based on whatever Cleo cooks up with armor stand sculpting, there could be a couple moving ones mixed into a larger scene without having it be crazy redstone-heavy...

Me trying to imagine this is human form

I think I’m the biz they call that “butter?”

Colloquially it's also known for the the visual trope used in comic books and martial art/action movies where the character lands on the ground, feet wide apart and supporting their weight with one hand on the floor while the other hand is outstretched away from their body, usually pointed diagonally upwards. Edit: So a 2.5 landing probably looks like someone landing on their two feet and their face (😆).

so... a very bumpy landing. got it

@@dangitnicky Foot, Knee, Elbow. They tried the 3-point landing but they slipped and their leg folded underneath them.

It has been a great many years since I've played Minecraft, but couldn't a skin be placed on armor to represent the mankini? I honestly don't know if this is possible or not.

I only started watching in Season 8, but I've since gone back and watched the "HumanCleo" Demise arc from S06¹ and the Keralis/Cleo Big Base Swap from S07, and Cleo seemed really confident (and was definitely churning out bangers) in those, so 🤷‍♂️? ¹If you haven't seen it, it's worth going back and watching it for the really nostalgic interactions between Cleo and TFC.

@@GSBarlev probably just me watching certain videos when she was pushing the boundaries a bit. Either way I enjoy where the content is at the moment and I’m locked in going forward

There's a couple of hermits that use electroswing in their episodes and it always makes me happy :3

Love the outro, such a bop!

When you type "grfygmxo" into search engine, it comes up with a Web link with the exact combination of letters quoted in the description beneath the link itself.

🥳🍰

@@CieJe.Alexander Ty :)

Hermits have to be aware that everything they say can now be turned into a horn...

@@george43to01 You have the right to remain silent, anything you do say can and will be taken down and used as evidence... in the form of a horn lmao

Cleo proceeds to give Keralis crabs... 🤣