Jurassic World Dominion - Nostalgia Critic

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It was hated by critics, but made a bundle at the box office. So what is it about this film that seems to win over audiences yet piss off the NC so much? Nostalgia Critic takes a look at Jurassic World Dominion.
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Jurassic World Dominion is a 2022 American science fiction action film directed by Colin Trevorrow, who co-wrote the screenplay with Emily Carmichael. Based on a story by Trevorrow and Derek Connolly, it is a sequel to Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018), the third and final film in the Jurassic World trilogy, and the sixth installment overall in the Jurassic Park franchise, concluding the storyline from the original Jurassic Park trilogy. As with its predecessors, Frank Marshall and Patrick Crowley produced the film with Trevorrow and Jurassic Park (1993) director Steven Spielberg as executive producers. The film stars an ensemble cast including Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Sam Neill, DeWanda Wise, Mamoudou Athie, BD Wong, and Omar Sy. Dern, Goldblum, and Neill reprise their roles from the Jurassic Park trilogy, appearing together for the first time since the 1993 film.
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@ChannelAwesome Год назад

Finish this line...I'm a blank blank T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Watch last weeks NC on Beetlejuice - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aOeuaqzDne8.html Watch all the Jurassic Park reviews here - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-psRjuO3dQCM.html Follow us on Twitch - www.twitch.tv/channelawesome

@coolnerdlll6053 Год назад

Best JP movie since the original. Fight me.

@jerricablackcat4303 Год назад

Can you talk about Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated, it was a good show. Plus they gave Velma a girlfriend.

@air03man Год назад

Critic Now that you finish the whole "Jurassic park/world series" what are you gonna review next ? also I'm the mother F**King t-rex!

@apt_9814 Год назад

Hey critic, which is a worse trilogy, jurassic world or the recent star wars trilogy? Would live to see a video on that

@chasehedges6775 Год назад

One of the movies ever

@furiouskaiser9914 Год назад

I'm sorry, but the "Is that your daughter?" cut to Doc Brown yelling "It's a science experiment!" had me frigging rolling 🤣.

@mrknowhere6457 Год назад

@Why The Hell Was I In Star Trek 6? bruh, why are you spamming this everywhere?

@JachAnen Год назад

@@mrknowhere6457 It does seem very self explanatory, dude wants a review of it

@Laiten Год назад

same lmao

@josh72456 Год назад

@Furious Kaiser I thought ouch.

@YourLordshipBalthazar Год назад

The only thing missing was a "I was frozen today"

@Dorelaxen Год назад

Jeff Goldblum is an absolute treasure. I sat through this whole movie, and he made it fun. NOBODY plays Jeff Goldblum like Jeff Goldblum!

@samsaunders9487 Год назад

FACTS.

@LucyLioness100 Год назад

Even when Doug mocks him, you can’t deny he must like Goldblum’s awkward charm

@triggerfairy4070 Год назад

A goldblum and cage crossover with a walken cameo.

@velociraptor4you3291 Год назад

AGREED 100%! 👍👍

@wickdaline8668 Год назад

Still a charmer in his sixties.

@armysheep75 Год назад

The jeff goldblum theory is hilarious. There is literally a video of Jeff watching impressions of him, rating them and gushing over them in approval. He's a fan.

@liamking8983 Год назад

The t.rex and giga interaction with the deer carcass is a good scene. It shows how 2 predators interact without wanting to risk their lives and end it before it escalates. It's one of the only scenes where the dinosaurs act like animals

@nahor88 Год назад

Yes that was a good scene... I'm amazed Doug didn't even bring up that they COPIED THE END OF THE FIRST MOVIE!!! Replace the Indominus with Giga, and Blue with the Therizino.

@joestewart-paul7181 Год назад

It was definitely a good scene. It shows territorial behaviour like modern day predators.

@annieandelsieofarendelle3294 Год назад

@@nahor88 Honestly, I felt bad for the Giga since she really did nothing wrong beyond her own instincts and that warrants her being horrifically stabbed and killed.

@johnjsal Год назад

It may have been accurate as far as nature goes, but it did nothing to build up the Giganotosaurus as some kind of bad guy, which is what they tried to make it later in the movie. The ending was baffling since it basically just casts the poor thing as the main villain and acts like we are supposed to be happy or relieved that it gets killed.

@DarkFoxKit Год назад

@@johnjsal I agree. While it was cool to see Rexy acting more like an animal instead of a monstrous beast who would attack and kill whoever got in her way for a change, the Giganotosaurus being the main big bad dino came out of nowhere. They did a much better job with the Indominus Rex for that. Though you could go the more funny route and think Rexy saw these people so many times that she grew attached to them and decided to fight the Giga to save them since she never went after these people herself in this movie.

@moonlitmortician6694 Год назад

God, wouldn’t it be cool if the whole triology was a Planet of the Apes type thing where the dinosaurs were the focus and Blue was the main character? She could escape in the first one, learn to live in the human world second, and have a kid in the third that gets kidnapped.

@specialk1538 Год назад

That sounds amazing

@redrum41987 Год назад

A dino already learned to talk, like Caesar, it said "Alan."

@LucyLioness100 Год назад

A PoTA style story would’ve been interesting. Just no talking animals of course, but actually have them run loose

@hackman669 Год назад

You just literally summed up the entire series.😄

@questworldiangreenknight7455 Год назад

They need to do that

@ToboeOkamiKiba Год назад

I laughed way too hard at the “It’s rebooting.” , “Nahh- it shouldn’t be doing that!” (Ta-da!) joke.

@theeyeoftheyinyangs Год назад

I most certainly agree.

@117johnpar Год назад

That one caught me.

@DareToBeDeviant Год назад

"It's rebooting!" "It shouldn't be doing that!" We'll be saying this more as the years go by because screenwriters with original concepts are becoming sparse throughout Hollywood.

@Moosemoose1 8 месяцев назад

Sad thing is that there ARE many good screenwriters writing new, bold, experimental scripts, but the film industry (like every other capitalist industry) is so single-mindedly fixated on massive, immediate profits that they just refuse to take any risks on them, instead, they rely on safe formulas that they know will draw in money, and milk em for as long as physically possible by forcing the formula into EVERY main major film they make until they get worn and unprofitable. They choose bad directors and writers because they don't care about quality, they want to make as much money as possible and use their formulas to get it, not the style of any director or the script. They are the ULTIMATE scavengers, as, like vultures, they will immediately descend on any major successful film and analyze it so they can force those tropes, character types, storylines, factions, even cinematography, color patterns/schemes, plot points/twists, etc. Onto their future films to get on the gravy train. This happened with Marvel - the first films were such a financial success the film industry studied what made them successful and applied those findings to nearly every major film they produced since, which is why so many movies oddly feel like Marvel movies today - like Jurassic World. It's capitalism.

@DareToBeDeviant 8 месяцев назад

Only in a matter of time will the audiences fight back with such mundane (or rather paint-by-numbers) movies and stop paying for such drivel. Imagine a future where there's a movie industry equivalent to the Video Game Crash of 1983. Too much mediocrity will make even the most casual watchers say 'no thanks'. To fans it'd wither even faster. There is a finite selection of heroes one could make a movie out of. How many more _Fast and Furious_ sequels can there be? How about a fourth rendition of _Halloween_ ... but in SPACE!? @@Moosemoose1

@Moosemoose1 8 месяцев назад

@DareToBeDeviant Sadly, there are far too many braindead fans who just want to see dinosaurs fight, regardless of the quality of the movie. So many people have grown up their entire lives with this dumbed down crap and have already been conditioned to accept and enjoy these kind of films. So long as they keep going to the movies and paying for mindless crap that's what we're going to get unless studios are forced to change (or we get rid of capitalism). OH and ten bucks I guarantee you when the gravy train thickens they'll introduce the next big trend: Brand Crossovers - where they'll get 2 dying franchises and make a one-off film (or more) where both main casts meet just so the studio can keep the megabucks up - because that's what film studios only care about: franchises.

@AVdE10000 23 дня назад

@@DareToBeDeviant Exactly. We're already seeing it with Disney's absolutely apocalyptic box office summer last year, while Dune is absolutely killing it. The MCU is falling to pieces thanks to fatigue, while Spiderverse and The Boys are getting everyone hyped. It's obviously going to take more than a few outliers to completely shift an entire industry, but the current status quo is clearly unsustainable. So wether they like it or not, the investors are going to have to leave the comfort zone of throwing increasing amounts of money to increasingly safe and bland projects, and start listening to the creative minds that Hollywood is infested with, yet have gone completely ignored for decades. It's gonna take time, but I'm optimistic. Hell, we might even get out of the CGI clusterfuck hellscape that we're currently in and start seeing practical filmmaking more often again.

@nine_tails137 5 дней назад

Since Doug mentioned this in the video already, the 4th movie had better be good! Cause I've been disappointed way too many times, and I want film makers to stop screwing with me and my nostalgia! Give JP fans what they want and not shoving in your own ideas that no one cares about!

@coachlombardi9657 Год назад

I actually have an idea for the movie for, instead of mutated locus, I would make it like there's a prehistoric disease that was accidentally brought back with the dinosaurs slowly killing everyone and the antidote is somewhere in the dino's DNA, mainly Blue's daughter since it's the only naturally born dinosaur in the movie that we know of. I know it's not better, but it still involves the dinosaurs instead of bugs.

@CynderSpirit Год назад

You mean like in the Lost World Novel? Part of the reason for the exhibition was because there was a disease going around from dinosaur to dinosaur if a person comes in contact with that disease they would die instantly. Seriously, they had a lot of resources from the books as well as unused content from the movies that could have been used in the Dominion.

@coachlombardi9657 Год назад

@@CynderSpirit I didn't know that. I actually never knew that there was novels until a little bit ago. If you're right, then I can see why people say that the books of movies are better.

@CynderSpirit Год назад

@@coachlombardi9657 There are two novels both with the same name Jurassic Park and Lost World both written by Michael Crichton. The books are science fiction/horror base compare to the movies where they were toned down because of kids.

@coachlombardi9657 Год назад

@@CynderSpirit Thanks. Out of curiosity, which do you like better in your opinion. You don't have to answer if you don't want to.

@CynderSpirit Год назад

@@coachlombardi9657 I like both the books and the movies (at least the first two movies).

@PurpleWind64 Год назад

Honestly, I would love to see a mockumentary of dinos living during modern times. Like, a series of short films focusing on different species and locations.

@thespookyone66 Год назад

That sounds like it could be very interesting.

@Commanderziff Год назад

They'd never do that. It would be too interesting.

@pyronuke4768 Год назад

Like an anthology series? That would be pretty cool!

@KasumiKenshirou Год назад

Instead of introducing genetically engineered locusts, they could have had the newly released dinosaurs disrupting the food chain and wiping out other species.

@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 Год назад

Made by aardman

@redith137 Год назад

So the so the blind dinosaur is called a therizinosaurus. It was a plant eater but there is proof that it inflicted injuries and death on other dinosaurs because the wound patterns in the bone are the same thickness as the claws. So while it was a plant eater it is thought that it was super territorial and hyper aggressive like a hippopotamus. Also known by some people as the tickle Chicken

@RikkuEcRud Год назад

>Tickle Chicken I see you too, survived the Ark

@flyingkage Год назад

Also known as the Murder Turkey

@theallstar3784 Год назад

@@flyingkage This. Best name!

@sambeckett2428 Год назад

Sickle Tickle Chicken

@kingkazuma2239 Год назад

@@flyingkage that's a terror bird

@TheQuashingoftheTub Год назад

I will say, kudos to that guy straight up getting both hands eaten and practically being ripped in half by the dinos, and _still_ managing to get out requested exposition. Definitely funnier than the "eating up time and dying as he's about to spill the beans" bullshit.

@TheBaBaTV Год назад

In the film, The kidnapped was getting his whole arm eaten and the guy didn’t even react as it hurt 😂… he just let it happen.. like how?!

@thrackerzodthefandomnerd4267 Год назад

Hey, when your state is in a huge franchise movie, the theater LOVES IT. "Hey kids, we live in a dino fossil site" gets ignored, but seeing it in a movie is impressionable. They don't even say a city, just "utah"

@GalakStari Год назад

I know I had that reaction when I saw it in the theater.

@mikeymorales360 Год назад

The movie would been the funniest Jurassic park movie if when owen held up his hand to distract the dinosaurs it just bit off his hand like yeah that shit don't work on me 🤣😂😂😂

@Commanderziff Год назад

It really shouldn't work on anyone but Blue. He raised that group of raptors, and that was his signal to them. It's not some universal signal that all Dinosaurs follow, it was a specific action he taught to the specific dinosaurs that he raised.

@LilyRose8959 Год назад

Blue did bite his hand but apparently she didn't take it off and he heals really fast.

@victoriagarcia3078 Год назад

@@LilyRose8959 plot armor at its finest

@thomasfreeman3660 Год назад

Infuriating how much they use it. I would love to see an arm bitten off for it.

@kennylindsay268 Год назад

@@LilyRose8959 actually blue just scratched owen's hand.

@hydreigoncommander2043 Год назад

The only impression the Giganotosaurus made on me is that I felt bad for it. It didn't even do anything wrong!

@dalekrenegade2596 Год назад

You're not the only one.

@badgerwijohnson4081 Год назад

Yah it's the only one that didn't kill anyone.

@isdrakon9802 Год назад

@@badgerwijohnson4081 it was too busy attacking something it didn't even want to eat

@NickLavic Год назад

That's because they cut out the scene in the beginning where a Giga kills a T. Rex, so when the blind Therizinosaurus and Rexy kill the Giga at the end it's supposed to be payback.

@rnjrgreen8723 Год назад

yeah i agree, i think its due to that the giga is built up on from the games and books.. it being the biggest 'giganotosuarus'- giant lizard, the badest- t-rex killing (what spino no mention..ok) apex lord of dinos and yet in actuality like with most prehistoric animals...its just an animal with teeth and claws. An herbivour known for being anti carnivor killer(therazinosaurus) helped in its defeat lol, only reason it went out like it did is cus the T-REX is the star of these movies. In dino crisis 2- giga killed the t-rex, walking with dinos documentary- giga killed the t-rex, fan made filem, giga killed the t-rex..in the film that started it all......T-REX kills giga.

@irishdc9523 Год назад

Imagine if Dinosaurs ruled the world now, and Jeff Goldblum was our only hope

@missmoxie9188 Год назад

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

@Professorgutierrez Год назад

Um well that um would be um really something?

@leoescobar4308 Год назад

We would all die

@theeyeoftheyinyangs Год назад

Ha ha haaa… Yasunavabitch… We’re doomed.

@reallycantthinkofausername487 Год назад

Best case scenario

@E3WEINER Год назад

The 3-way fight of the Dino’s at the end just felt like the filmmakers threw in a quick t-Rex fight because everyone loves the t-Rex fights

@Moosemoose1 9 месяцев назад

I mean, they literally just did a repeat of what they did in the first Jurassic World (which was laughably terrible even then)

@LV426Resident 8 месяцев назад

@@Moosemoose1Why was it terrible it’s dinosaurs biting each other what do you want?

@Moosemoose1 8 месяцев назад

@Gojira19542 I want my Jurassic Park movies with SUBSTANCE: good acting and well-written characters, a solid story, character development, ethical deliberation about mankind's hubris and the destructive power of the God complex reflected by our species' desire to know and control everything, I want the dinosaurs to remain distant from humans to represent the chaotic product of this hubris, not to coexist with them. I dont want "good" and "bad" dinosaurs, or anthropomorphized dinosaurs with human emotions. I don't want "tamed" dinosaurs (it goes entirely against the whole CONCEPT of Jurassic Park). I dont want more tired pandering to nostalgia. I dont want a T-Rex in every. single. movie - it cheapens the effect when you see Rexy doing the same thing over and over again. I don't want to see the storyline thrown to the side just for some dumb, unnecessary dinosaur fight. I want dinosaurs fights to have meaning and tension, and you get none of that when the entire movie is a visual form of ADHD with fast-paced scenes that simply act to move from one chase/encounter/fight to another. You cant properly worldbuild when you blaze through the world from one setting to the next in order to get to the next action sequence. I'm not some mindless 5 year old child lacking an attention span who ONLY wants to see dinosaurs fighting each other; I'm not so easily amused by something as overdone and cheap as a Dino fight, I have standards. If I wanted a cheap popcorn action movie DESIGNED to be dumb and fun, I'd watch Cocaine Bear, King Kong, Godzilla or any Marvel movie ever made.

@LV426Resident 8 месяцев назад

@@Moosemoose1Just read the book. You can tell I’m a Godzilla fan so I think you know I want dinosaurs fighting each other.

@Moosemoose1 8 месяцев назад

@@LV426Resident Nothing wrong with a dinosaur fight if its written well - Jurassic Worlds fights look like a kid wrote them and are way too cheesy. I only needed to see the first one to know the others were going to be awful.

@Jehucifer Год назад

I remember both my friend and I being really angry that in the black market scene the cops all have guns and tell the lady to hands up, but graciously give her enough time to open the dinosaur cages and tag them all with a laser pointer so they could die a death that’d be avoided by unloading their clips into her and the dinosaurs

@mw9688 Год назад

They forgot that guns exist. Oh I mean, force applicators.

@darkonyx6995 Год назад

Atrociraptors

@Everlucky_Clover Год назад

the dinosaur union reserves the right to randomly disallow proper firearm usage for unscheduled amounts of time. i hear their union rep is quite the lawyer and politicion....... had to give up casual fridays for that union right. since most members dont wear clothes anyways i dont think it will be missed.

@ryckarduhryckarduh180 Год назад

@@Everlucky_Clover I bet Alec Baldwin is involved somehow

@michaelnelson1127 Год назад

That’s gotta be on TV Tropes: people having guns on others but not firing when the others move to stop them. Maybe the cliché name is “How Do These Guns Work?” or maybe “Guns Are A 2-Turn Move”

@dylanpailing4314 Год назад

The delivery of "there's going to be another shitty sequel" had me dying

@klimmr Год назад

22:32 Remember in Amphibia when they mentioned that they had flaming, locust tornadoes? It sounded like a joke, but it was actually true? Never thought I'd see a Jurassic World movie create a flaming, locust tornado!

@catandotter1237 Год назад

That long clawed dinosaur is called the therizinosaurus.

@drakocarrion Год назад

I'm amazed you made no mention of the fact that the laser targeted dinos that could keep up with Pratt on a motorcycle somehow still didn't manage to catch Howard on foot. It was running away from a T-REX in high heels all over again.

@nicktechnubyte1184 Год назад

Reminds me of how the indoraptor which was basically a modified raptor couldn't smell its prey from inside a mansion when a regular raptor could smell its from up to a mile away

@ryankornacki9918 Год назад

Honestly, if you want to watch a cool story with dinosaurs in it, and zero human dialogue, Primal is an amazing show about a caveman and T-Rex pairing.

@ColvyMolvy Год назад

Real talk. I love Spear and Fang. The first episode hit deep man. The Night Stalker episode was freaky deaky.

@albertthepeacock8020 Год назад

Its the rated M version of Mario and Yoshi

@Virjunior01 Год назад

Thanks for reminding me. Gotta see Season 2

@theblocksays Год назад

I'm just shocked nobody in Hollywood has had the idea to aquire the film rights to Cadillacs & Dinosaurs, or Turok: Dinosaur Hunter.

@elder-woodsilverstein7716 Год назад

I plan to check it out.

@tntalchemist Год назад

This movie took the coolest concept that could be used with dinosaurs, having them roam the world and interact with a human-dominated Earth, and did nothing with it. They took the coolest thing you could put into a movie, dinosaurs, and put them in the backseat. They made the main villain of the movie mutated locust and that one guy who appeared literally once in the very first film just so they could make a convoluted "save the environment" message that wasn't even fully focused on the message. They took every last microbe of potential this movie had and sucked it out to replace it with a placebo, that being the original cast returning and reuniting, thinking that would somehow make up for everything. And this movie somehow STILL made almost a full goddamn billion I'm expecting the announcement for another trilogy in the near future

@josterio2.071 Год назад

There is a disturbing reason why Dotson is not the same guy, the original actor from JP was sentenced to prison for child sex related crimes, so it might explain why they made him like that, to avoid the original actors involvement with the films

@aeoligarlic4024 Год назад

I knew it, his forehead isn't big enough

@JarodFarrant Месяц назад

What for real! I hope he wish he got eaten by a Trex

@nine_tails137 5 дней назад

OMG! No wonder I didn't recognize him at first!

@JarodFarrant 5 дней назад

When he goes to hell, dinosaurs should be involved in his torture

@isaactheworshipwarrior6687 4 дня назад

If that's their reason for changing the portrayal of thr character then it really backfired. Because Dodson was written, casted, acted and directed completely wrong. My friend has a big fan of the books and he HATED watching Dodson in this.

@samsaunders9487 Год назад

9:54 I'm surprised Doug didn't acknowledge this guy 😂. When I saw this in theaters and saw that guy I laughed it was like they were trying to show us a glimpse of someone who looked like Nedry in the first film.

@erainmartinez8175 Год назад

No kidding

@CMBGAMER2018TV Год назад

Peter Griffin

@samsaunders9487 Год назад

@@CMBGAMER2018TV 😂 FACTS and I just also think of Newman also played by Wayne Knight from the first Jurassic Park.

@jackmills7758 Год назад

some how a peter and nedry hybrid

@DraketheHighlander Год назад

I thought the same thing and I just- 😆 lol

@thelonelion Год назад

I can't understand why they didn't make black market dealing with dinosaurs the main threat of the movie. Seeing a criminal underworld dealing in dinosaurs would be awesome, and could relate to the real world issue of the exotic animal trade.

@hackman669 Год назад

Exactly, underground best part of movie.

@jamestheredenginefan5268 Год назад

I loved the cut to Doc saying... "IT'S A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT!!!!!!"

@joshuaprietophoto Год назад

I loved that the main characters spent all of Fallen Kingdom and the first half of this movie making sure not to harm any dinosaurs, even those trying to eat them, and then forget about it and drop one out of a plane, and Pratt chokes one trying to eat Howard

@harrybechtle4333 Год назад

“It’s like a godzilla film where they’re big focus was mold” Except a Godzilla film would actually make mold interesting

@darthcinema4262 Год назад

It would probably be a new Kaiju or something killing them off.

@dalekrenegade2596 Год назад

So Godzilla vs Hedorah. That movie is also a literal fever dream.

@zephlodwick1009 Год назад

Have a scene where a swarm of tiny pterosaurs fights the swarm of bugs.

@SoulofaGamer Год назад

That's a big pile of fish.

@arieljacobsegal Год назад

@@dalekrenegade2596 yep. Strong ecological psychedelic vibe

@QueenCheetah Год назад

"I'm a thing, for some reason." Caught the whole vibe of this film in one sentence. Kudos!! (Also, Rob is killing it as Ian in this video).

@MforMovesets Год назад

Its the typical Hollywood writing. An overly long boring movie where characters go to point A to get a thing to B to get a thing from C etc., except this time the point is a person running away to A, B, and C and has to be picked up again. LAME! That never works in modern movies unless it's Infinity War.

@chasehedges6775 Год назад

@@MforMovesets 💯💯💯. Sooo true

@PeterParker-ff7ub Год назад

he sucks

@ZoidiusPlasmaReaper Год назад

Admittedly the highlight of the movie for me was the introduction of the Therizinosaurus. One of the few plant eaters that can match the terror factor a lot of carnivores have and it looked fantastic. It felt like an authentic Jurassic Park scene with a dangerous dinosaur (Though I'm not sure if Theriz is classed as one.). All I can say is don't mess with the murder turkey!

@drakeware655 Год назад

I'm not gonna lie, I liked the Therizinosaurus. It had a great design, a fascinating concept on being a blind dinosaur, yet still surviving, and the claws would make it a pretty damn good hunter, if it weren't an herbivore

@nine_tails137 5 дней назад

Those sickle-like claws are the biggest selling point for me! It's one of those herbivores you don't screw with!

@isaactheworshipwarrior6687 4 дня назад

It's certainly the most interesting dinosaur they've introduced. And it's about time that they've shown the herbivores can be just as threatening

@heyelliew Год назад

If it was only Goldblum for the 2 plus hours, it would have been a cinematic masterpiece

@partyelixir1265 Год назад

I agree. Especially if he sees a weird looking dino and goes "um uh what!"

@chasehedges6775 Год назад

Definitely!

@koneheadcokehead4981 Год назад

Another fun fact about this film: Trevorrow stated that the film would be set around the world, and said that the idea of Henry Wu being the only person who knows how to create a dinosaur was far-fetched "after 30 years of this technology existing" within the films' universe. Additionally, the film would focus on the dinosaurs that were freed at the end of Fallen Kingdom, but it would not depict dinosaurs terrorizing cities, an idea that Trevorrow considered unrealistic. Instead, Trevorrow was interested in a world where "a dinosaur might run out in front of your car on a foggy backroad, or invade your campground looking for food. A world where dinosaur interaction is unlikely but possible--the same way we watch out for bears or sharks. We hunt animals, we traffic them, we herd them, we breed them, we invade their territory and pay the price, but we don't go to war with them." Trevorrow said that the film would also be about Owen and Claire's redemption, and their responsibility to take care of Maisie, a cloned girl from the previous film. Trevorrow said about the film and its predecessors, "I have a dinosaur movie that I've always wanted to see, and it took two movies to earn it."

@Jarod-vg9wq Год назад

And that’s not what we got

@AK._- Год назад

There are no animals like dinosaurs. Comparing a "Jurassic Park" velociraptor to a bear is hilarious. They would literally destroy the entire ecosystem. All mammals would probably go extinct. This movie was so fucking bad.

@gageperuti5519 Год назад

"Dinosaurs terrorizing cities is unrealistic." Because dinosaurs being cloned through DNA extracted from mosquitos is TOTALLY realistic. Also wasn't the climax of The Lost World a dinosaur terrorizing a city? T-Rex in San Diego? Ring any bells?

@RudiW1510 Год назад

Well, at least HE enjoyed it.

@ryanc970 Год назад

I wish that that version of the movie is what we got, then it would have at least been a fun time if nothing else

@alessandrodamiani1867 Год назад

The animated series Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous, available on Netflix, was awesome, especially the 5th and last season.

@aumsharma8783 Год назад

The 4th and 5th felt too cut off than others and boring but 5th was better than 4th...

@nine_tails137 5 дней назад

I honestly like Camp Cretaceous, even though it felt like a mix between kid friendly and serious. There were some unnecessary bits like the robots, as well as stalling out and/or hiding character deaths. Seriously! every time a character dies, it's done off-screen compared to the movies, so it's less satisfying.

@cracno1125 Год назад

21:05 That's Therizinosaurus. It's believed it would've been a highly territorial herbivore. Like Dinosaur's answer to a moose. It's "nice" for a second and then goes bull fucking crazy and shits your car in half.

@dandelion8146 Год назад

The smile that always crosses my face when Rob shows up for a Jeff Goldblum impression :D

@svenjansen2134 Год назад

He's good 👍

@gianinabadami5341 Год назад

It seemed to have evolved. I'll always find the one from the Lost World Review entertaining but this one was hilarious

@jjsmith7707 Год назад

6:14 I loved this scene and I just want a entire movie dedicated to basically cowboys and dinosaurs. Like fuck science or sense just let me enjoy a bunch of cowboys moving a herd of dinosaurs fending off small raptors and maybe killing a T Rex. I want my Dinosaur Western. OK I see several comments about the Valley of Gwangi. It's a great film and I won't talk bad about it. But it's 53 years old, so whilst good it's been that long give or take without something similar with modern effects. So again good film, but we need a modern day equivalent.

@arturosandovalsaito2704 Год назад

Did you watch the good dinosaur? It has a similar plot to what you just said.

@JWeb66 Год назад

Valley of Gwangi

@arturosandovalsaito2704 Год назад

@@JWeb66 Oh. I see.

@ksoundkaiju9256 Год назад

Valley of Gwangi is a thing

@dnm3732 Год назад

YES my thought exactly when I saw that

@HighHeelKnight Год назад

14:30 = Is she your daughter? -- IT'S A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT!! 🤣🤣 I genuinely laughed out loud for almost a whole minute. 🤣🤣

@ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216 Год назад

Honestly, one of my biggest disappointments with this movie is that Blue, the coolest velociraptor ever, got a total of about three minutes of screen time. Seriously! Three minutes! I was so excited to see Blue and Owen kicking butt together, but boy was I let down! Just think of how cool it could have been to see Owen helping the other men herd the parasaurolophus with his theme playing and everything, and then Blue runs up along side his horse and then runs ahead closer to the herd, helping steer them in the right direction like a dog. I would have loved to see that!

@buster3041 Год назад

Blue is nowhere near the coolest

@ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216 Год назад

Blue is capable of expressing human emotions, even compassion for someone who is hurt. Not just emotionally, like we are shown with Owen when she was a baby, but physically too. In the Jurassic World book, Off the Grid, she expresses genuine concern for Maisie when Maisie falls. Blue even saved Maisie and Owen from the Indoraptor in Fallen Kingdom. In fact, Blue helped totally destroy two super dangerous hybrids. She is fast, smart, and more compassionate and courageous than other raptors....how is she NOT the coolest?

@nine_tails137 5 дней назад

I definitely see your point there and I agree. However, Blue did sort of get the spotlight in Fallen Kingdom with the Indoraptor. So having her out of the movie in exchange for the T-Rex makes sense honestly. Would I have wanted Blue to help Owen through most of the movie? Hell yes!

@grantharrell2139 Год назад

The scene that had me scratching my head was when Barry Sembène being trapped by a door in a bus with a raptor trying to eat him and he pulls a gun. I thought great idea shoot the raptor, but nope, instead he shot the door open. Who would do that? Also the cloned girl already tried to destroy the world with dinosaurs so her trying to kill everyone by not trying to stop the locust makes sense.

@mw9688 Год назад

……I think you’re making a stretch for the locust thing… for most of the film she had little to no idea about them and then the moment she found out about them… she was totally on board with the first idea on how to stop them… enough to risk giving access of her genetic coding to a scientist who had associated numerous times with companies causing the problems. She figured if there was chance to stop the locust she was all for it. And the dinosaur release thing…yeah kinda dumb but 10 year olds are stupid.

@Vaquix000 Год назад

@@mw9688 ten year olds aren't THAT stupid. Even a five year old knows dinosaurs are dangerous and them being everywhere would be a bad thing. Even a mentally handicapped child would at least rather avoid the idea of being eaten alive, come on.

@darkblue1566 Год назад

I was bothered by how they completely re-wrote her origin story - that she was a clone of James Cromwell's dying daughter he made coz he was losing her, and that Hammond fell out with him over the ethics of human cloning. Then suddenly, it turns out she was made by her mother, so why wasn't that mentioned in Fallen Kingdom, and why wasn't Hammond angry with her instead of James Cromwell? And when they brought her to Wu's lab, why was Dodson angry about it when she was key to fixing it all? Honestly, even making locusts that eat everyone else's crops had me scratching my head going 'why'?

@RulerOfYore Год назад

21:07 One thing I’ll give this movie credit for, JP always had a habit of making herbivore’s friendly. When in reality most modern herbivores are more dangerous and aggressive than some carnivores. Also the Therizinosaurus is half blind.

@henrydouberly3950 Год назад

The Lost World Stegosauruses want to know your location

@rnjrgreen8723 Год назад

yup..pretty much, in the PS2 game JPOG- it says that the triceratops is known as the herbivour to fight back. Back then yes..today, even the smallest of herbivours would ram ya down.

@venkatramanpadmanabhan1346 Год назад

@@henrydouberly3950 pretty much all the herbivores in lost world were shown to be dangerous when threatened The parasaurolophus,pachy Heck the trike even took down the entire camp!

@alicepbg2042 Год назад

@@henrydouberly3950 they were defending their child. it's justifiable. the therizinosaurus was just agressive for no reason. which is rare on herbivores... in the jp movies.

@geordischmidt Год назад

To quote The Simpsons Halloween of Horror: Burns: Thanks God you're herbivores. Homer/Stag: Yes and, today, you're name is Herb."

@Parzival_Z98 Год назад

I know some may find Maisie a bit annoying because of her rebel attitude during the first part of the movie but there was a reason why. Maisie has been raised in isolation by Owen and Claire after Fallen Kingdom and has not interacted with anyone else but them. Now as a teenager, she's grown increasingly frustrated staying in one place her whole life and wanted to experience the outside world, despite Owen and Claire telling her she can't cause lots of people would want to study her. Also, she's going through an identity crisis trying to figure out who she really is and both Owen and Claire have little evidence. This is until she and Beta were brought to Biosyn and Dr Henry Wu showed her video of her mom Charlotte Lockwood, proving to Maisie that she does have a mom and how she altered her DNA to eliminate the presence of a fatal genetic disease which, though unfortunately ending up killing Charlotte, was successfully removed from her daughter, saving Maisie's life before she was even born.

@SoranotRoxas Год назад

Good Lord, I love Rob's impression of Jeff Goldblum 🤣

@koneheadcokehead4981 Год назад

Fun Fact about this movie: When Jeff Goldblum found out he was appearing with his two co-stars from the the original film, he wrote on Instagram about Colin Trevorrow a line he said in the original, "You did it, you crazy son of a bitch, you did it." He also added, "happy as a clamasaurus to be reunited with my brilliant costars from the original Jurassic Park Laura Dern and Sam Neill for the next installment of Jurassic World... Coming soon!!"

@deimoslash2639 Год назад

Another great episode from "The Motherfucking T-Rex". When I first heard of this movie and saw the original cast was returning I made the mistake of ignoring my better judgement and I got my hopes up. Then I watched it the day after its release. About 2/3 into the movie, when I should have been invested I went to the lobby and got some more drink and popcorn, which I don't normally do. I was so invested in this movie that I stopped at an arcade cabinet on the way back inside and played Silent Scope. Then I went back in to finish the movie and I didn't even bother to ask my friend what I had missed because I just didn't care. This movie should have been amazing instead of "Meh". Am I the only one that thinks there should have been a lot more people getting eaten? "Dinosaur Petting Zoo with Rocket Ice Cream" lmfao. My favorite gags in this episode are numerous but I think "We just replaced all their dialogue with shit" is a fair description of this movies writing. 🤣Only 37 dinosaur related deaths reported in a year? More people die from feather duster related dismemberment. I was disappointed that there was no Trex song in this one then I realized something, this movie doesn't deserve it.

@samsaunders9487 Год назад

It sucked though that Doug didn't even use the motherfucking t-rex in this review. To me, that shows how bad Dominion was. 😔

@Knight41b Год назад

The only way I could see a sequel working is if the world governments got sick & tired of the Franken-Dinos killing people & have Dr. Wu create a chemical to destroy the frog genomes in the Dinos (which would cause them to start to liquify during the film). Owen & the others would be later arrested & labeled eco-terrorists for trying to overthrow the world government's plan.

@kayhaven4710 Год назад

You sir have summed up exactly what I felt too. I also foolishly got my hopes up thinking that this movie was gonna lean into the goofiness that is a part of the original movie. Nope. Didn’t happen at all. Also I kept wishing that the anime waifu red head would get eaten because she was by far the most annoying

@fireironthesecond2909 Год назад

The problem with dinosaurs vs humans is that when it’s in a slasher setting that works but when you try to make it an apocalypse setting then it suddenly doesn’t work. “Oh no a dinosaur!” *gunshot “Well that was easy.”

@juanpabloruiz9741 Год назад

26:08 The Blue's Clues joke CRACKED ME UP for like 5 minutes 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 this was brilliant!!!!!! P.S. I love all the Jurassic movies but I believe this one has too many plot holes tbh.

@yogibeargaming1398 Год назад

I hope you know that '' Edward scissor hands" is actually a really dinosaur called therozinosaurs

@davidjackson6475 Год назад

Don't count on it. He thought the Dimorphodon in the first Jurassic World was some T-Rex and pterosaur hybrid.

@chrisgossett2592 Год назад

I feel like they're scared to make the dinosaurs rampage throughout the world because then they would have to go from a PG 13 to an R rating

@dariusslim8694 Год назад

If they can do it in Lost World, they can damn well do it now!

@jp3813 Год назад

If a war movie can be PG-13 (Dunkirk), then a dinosaur rampage can be as well.

@RogueT-Rex8468 Год назад

@@dariusslim8694 the lost world was in the 90s. This is the 2020s. It’ll scare the Karen’s offspring.

@futuregadgetlabmember5320 Год назад

You want an R-Rated Jurassic Park? Then read the book. Trust me, it puts the whole franchise into perspective.

@chrisgossett2592 Год назад

@@futuregadgetlabmember5320 I've read the books many times and I agree if they had stuck with the source material more we would have had a much better franchise I feel

@SomethingAboutSashimi Год назад

21:02 Asset name: Therizinosaurus Name meaning: Scythe lizard Temprament: territorial Diet: herbivore Original location: Mongolia Plus this thing is blind, so be uses echolocation like bats to see things

@KnightsaysNi Год назад

Regarding the trailers, this is one of the few times in recent years that they actually didn't show the entire plot of the film. Unfortunately, they also cut everything GOOD from the film or didn't include it at all...

@nickmesogianes4638 Год назад

I was more entertained by this movie over Fallen Kingdom. It had a better score, use of more practical dinos even if they were minimal and much better action set pieces

@erainmartinez8175 Год назад

I liked the Jurassic World 1 better

@HAL-st4ll Год назад

You said Score twice

@nickmesogianes4638 Год назад

@@erainmartinez8175 oh for sure. I'll take the first jurassic world over these two. But at least this was an enjoyable film compared to kingdom

@mohdamerulaidilbinrazisahm7317 Год назад

I enjoyed Jurassic Park 3 more than those two

@stefcannon2580 Год назад

I like Jurassic World but Fallen Kingdom bored me. This was alright, I’m glad I went to see it

@FearFrontierOFFICIAL Год назад

A Godzilla movie where the focus was mold...that is legitimately something the vintage Japanese Godzilla movies would do.

@galaxydeathskrill5607 Год назад

_subtly remembers the showa era and Gvs Biollante_

@thek2despot426 Год назад

Isn't that almost literally the plot of Godzilla vs. Hedorah?

@TheFormidibleDan Год назад

The answer to the "dinosaurs invading the human world" question is a simple one: Delivering on that requires a lot of long-term worldbuilding, and if Hollywood wanted to do worldbuilding they wouldn't resort to reboots, remakes, and adaptations.

@ShinySephiroth1 Год назад

TBF Dodson's character has likely matured a lot over the past 30 years. Plus, my professional, front-facing demeanor is different than when I'm chatting with buddies like he was in the first film.

@DeepEye1994 Год назад

How strange: Dodgson is allowed to "mature and change over the years" while Ian, Ellie and Alan gotta act the way they pretty much always acted throughout the series so that the fans recognize that and clap.

@ShinySephiroth1 Год назад

@@DeepEye1994 If this wasn't a movie and somehow this was real life... it is just like my own group of friends. Some have stayed the same and some haven't. *shrug*

@otterzrkuhl Год назад

I watched this in college and every time someone stuck their hand out to stop a dinosaur, everyone cheered and raised their hands to the screen

@eclipsehorse8693 Год назад

watch, universal will find a way to implement this into Jurrasic World at their theme parks- Imagine raising your hand and certain places in the land and making crazy stuff happen- kind of like the Harry Potter World, but without spending 40 bucks for an interactive wand :)

@LuminousTuba Год назад

@Eclipse horse No they just make an interactive glove for even more money

@koneheadcokehead4981 Год назад

Honestly this film franchise is starting to become that one prank your friends in College pulled on you to eat a Tuna Sandwich that was covered with Cement

@deimoslash2639 Год назад

I'm more interested in this prank than I was in this whole movie 🤣

@rastaoneeye Год назад

Watched the regular version, and was at the end of the movie, I sat there saying man they must have edited a lot, which would explain why Jeff G. Standing with a gun, just standing there to get it taken away from him. And the the cast posing multiple times 🤦‍♂️ The movie was “eh” Going to watch the extended version, but man I just wish they had Dino’s with less humans, I could watch blue and lil blue then family and adopted/“ abduction”child. be more interesting then this movie.

@Benny_101 Год назад

Honestly, when they did the scenes with the new "target raptors" my reaction was "Really? They're still trying to make that a thing?". And it gets worse! Because the guys getting eaten were all armed! No joke! They just stand there looking dumb at the dinosaurs, and never fire a single shot! Watching this, I was saying "Honestly, this scene should have ended in 2 seconds. Either one way, or the other"

@bloodywolf8597 Год назад

I honestly thought that the main villian was going to need Marie's DNA because he had the same disease her mother did. I thought him asking if that guy had his bars was because he ate those things to keep himself alive. I don't know why I thought this but man do I wish that was what actually happened instead of what we got with him being a generic vilian

@Zenn_Chan Год назад

see that would at least MAKE SENSE and not just "oh yeah, locusts"

@partyelixir1265 Год назад

And it wouldnt paint him as a greedy corporate suit. It make an interesting dilema with the characters and audience

@bloodywolf8597 Год назад

@@partyelixir1265 yeah it would, he's a man fighting to live but he also has done bad stuff so does he deserve to live

@partyelixir1265 Год назад

@@bloodywolf8597 like hes fighting to live. But the way hes doing it (kidnapping and some atempted murder) is evil and bad. And then its up to the characters to choose which way it goes. But then even after the movie ends people will still be talki g about what wouldve be the "best" choice, whether the what the characters did was best choice or if there was another option

@bloodywolf8597 Год назад

@@partyelixir1265 I wish this would of been the movie

@koneheadcokehead4981 Год назад

Man Hollywood for some reason is on this weird phase where there like hey you know that film you really like as a kid, cool here's them 30 years later

@chasehedges6775 Год назад

Indeed. Pandering to nostalgia seems to be the thing as of late.

@voiceofgrima1179 Год назад

It's actually _incredible_ how hard they dropped the ball on this movie. Advertising a movie with dinos in the real world, but then going and focusing on stupid stuff like Maisie and the locusts astounds me. It's like advertising a big three-course meal, but getting a McDouble off the Dollar Menu instead. What's even better is that most of that footage of the dinos in the real world, like the Stegosaurus on the road? That was from Battle at Big Rock, a ten minute RU-vid video with much more dinos than the entirety of this movie. It was so lazy that it literally just copied and pasted like a student slamming through an essay right before the due date. I'm so pissed that I actually bought an IMAX ticket for this thinking it would be good

@nine_tails137 5 дней назад

I agree 100% Mazie became a spoiled brat, and the locust sub plot was stupid! But I was still happy with the dinosaur scenes we did get. I just wish it was better.

@tetrofita1787 Год назад

This was the movie that taught me “It’s ok to leave in the middle of the movie” And our mom tricked me and my dad to watch it no less!

@koneheadcokehead4981 Год назад

Yes cause when i think of a Dinosaur film the first thing i think of is human beings talking.

@RedBoi1337 Год назад

I loved the variety of dinosaurs in this, like the giganotosaurus, therizinosaurus, and dimetrodon

@legionaireb Год назад

The even had a doyouthinkhesaurus.

@legionaireb Год назад

They even had a doyouthinkhesaurus.

@c.d.rstudios4691 Год назад

Dimetrodon isn't a dinosaur

@WilliamHaisch Год назад

I’m glad they finally put a chlortrimeton in a JP movie. It was a hypoallergenic dinosaur with the most open sinuses.

@RedBoi1337 Год назад

@@c.d.rstudios4691 yeah I know, but I was still excited it showed up

@GraveWalker27 Год назад

I had no idea that the Villian was Dodson from the 1st movie. This review revealed it to me, I had no idea while watching

@nine_tails137 5 дней назад

Me neither! Probably because it was a different actor playing him? (This isn't me being a smartass BTW, I seriously didn't know that was Dodson upon watching the movie)

@pathutchison7688 Год назад

I liked the mystery to find Blues kid. In fact, you could say, that “They just figured out Blues Clues, because they’re very smart”.

@jessedellross3245 Год назад

The only way this franchise can be saved at this point is if Thor and the Guardians arrive and say “Yo Starlord! Where the F*ck have you been?!?”

@claymathewselevator8121 Год назад

And actor who played Odin you look like Alan Grant 😂

@colewarnerreviews5834 Год назад

🤣🤣🤣 That idea is genius

@psychomammoth9640 Год назад

Just watch Primal! Now that’s a good series with some dinosaurs! Loving season 2

@DarthBiomech Год назад

Or Prehistoric Planet.

@kayhaven4710 Год назад

When I tell you that me and my bestie were DYING of laughter in the theater throughout this whole movie. I wish she and I had been the only ones present because we would’ve been roasting it FAR more.

@kumatoni5245 Год назад

If you had a film just about dinosaurs it'd get pretty dull after half an hour. This one made a choice to go all out with a mad storyline, and it was the most enjoyable hot mess I've seen for a while. I knew as I watched that critics would be shitting their pants over it, but I had a ball with the ludicrousness. FAR from perfect, but was still a fun time.

@jareththegoblinking3191 Год назад

I liked that scene where the T-Rex said “It’s Rexin’ Time”

@petersbananabread1631 Год назад

... and then he rexed all over the place.

@erainmartinez8175 Год назад

Yes he is 11:38

@mohdamerulaidilbinrazisahm7317 Год назад

I like the dancing scene 😂😂

@Commanderziff Год назад

I'm going to be seeing a variation of this comment from now until the day I die, aren't I?

@arcrisgonzaga7324 Год назад

@@Commanderziff yep... Such a shame

@ianr.navahuber2195 Год назад

I just realized, Jurassic Park / World films now suffers from the same problems as the Transformers and Gozilla films suffered of "focusing too much on the humans"

@samsaunders9487 Год назад

To me the Jurassic World trilogy suffers from the same thing the Star Wars sequel trilogy does. They start well with Jurassic World and Force Awakens then in the second films they switched directors and they take a nosedive then the third films the directors of the first films come back Colin Trevorrow and J.J. Abrams and aren't able to stick the landing.

@RSG_TheMonster Год назад

@@samsaunders9487 At least Colin wrote all 3 JW films, unlike what JJ and Rian did with the Star Wars sequels

@samsaunders9487 Год назад

@@RSG_TheMonster True I didn't know Trevorrow still wrote Fallen Kingdom.

@nah....6151 Год назад

@@samsaunders9487 I would say Dominion did what the sequel trilogy SHOULD'VE done, in terms of actually bringing both generations of characters together at the end. I always thought one of TPM's biggest mistakes (especially knowing Harrison was done before filming even started) was not having a money shot of Luke, Han and Leia together one last time. Dominion was smart to put Grant, Malcolm and Sattler together more than one time in the film, it respected both the old and new eras of the series

@samsaunders9487 Год назад

@@nah....6151 Do you mean the first prequel The Phanton Menace by TPM? Han, Luke, and Leia weren't in that unless you meant The Rise of Skywalker?

@Noudist Год назад

It had great scenes, but it was so all over the place that a lot of it felt like it didn't matter. And people and animals seemed to be just accepting their fate when it came to dangerous creatures roaming nearby.

@cinemavalanche Год назад

The final Nostalgia Critic Jurassic Park review😭😭 it's finally here!

@ZemeckisTEN Год назад

Doug, may I suggest you watch Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous. It’s by far the best part of the Jurassic franchise besides the original Jurassic Park (and this is coming from someone who liked the 1st Jurassic World film). It’s funny, intriguing, has likable characters and definitely shows a lot of dinosaurs in numerous ways. The show is definitely not perfect, but it’s still pretty damn good (though I still have yet to finish the show). It’s by Dreamworks Animation Television and it streams on Netflix, in case you’re interested.

@chasehedges6775 Год назад

That show is pretty decent

@aiiv7839 Год назад

Yep! One of the best things to come out of the JW franchise!

@okuraorca Год назад

It's worth adding that you need to give it some time to grow. At the start the kids are insufferable idiots, but they develop over time and that's where it starts to get really good.

@unknownflickz1289 Год назад

I would agree up until the last 2 seasons

@deimoslash2639 Год назад

I agree it was better than this movie. Hell, "Battle at Big RocK" was better than this.

@koneheadcokehead4981 Год назад

If only Barry B. Benson hadn't sniff that tire that one time maybe this film series would of ended by now

@haydentcem Год назад

I’m just glad we got to see more prehistoric non-dinosaur creatures in this franchise

@jfsm9614 Год назад

To each their own. I hate the movie when it involves the main cast from the new trilogy. But I do love the stuff with the original trio who did a great job. The plot is messy, but once we get to them arriving to the area where the dinosaurs are being held at, its pretty good. Its not perfect, but it was still better than the last movie. Doug doesn't love this movie, fine. But I had fun with this and thought the movie at least ended better than the last one.

@thephantomsplit Год назад

I'm one of the few people that didn't LOATHE this movie. Maybe it's because since I lost hope from Fallen Kingdom, so I just didn't care anymore. I just wish that they didn't add the stupid locust subplot. This is basically my ranking of the Jurassic Park movies: 1. Jurassic Park 2. Jurassic World 3. Jurassic Park 3 4. The Lost World: Jurassic Park 5. Jurassic World: Dominion 6. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

@Viatorai Год назад

As an avid fan of Jurassic Park (and dinosaurs as a whole) since I was *three years old*, This....was the first one I did not go see in theatres, and this video is the first time i'm seeing scenes that aren't from the trailer. That should say something.

@alicepbg2042 Год назад

it says you didn't wanna watch the movie... that is all.

@aeoligarlic4024 Год назад

I watched it once it arrived on cable and i almost fell asleep

@isdrakon9802 Год назад

This was it's one last chance, it too thirty minutes in for me to decide it was nothing but shit

@ainvill4737 Год назад

You know it’s bad when you’re excited for the credits

@Jman92854 Год назад

I still don't understand why the director blatantly lied and said the Giganotosaurus was "The Joker" of dinosaurs in this movie. It was just a normal dinosaur that just wandered the entire time until the end, I actually felt bad for it at times. The REAL Joker of Dinosaurs is a tie between the Indominus Rex, or the Indoraptor from the previous two films. Those two were genetic monstrosities that were made purely for selfish, inhumane reasons, the I-Rex was made because they wanted a theme park attraction but it was hyper intelligent, and the I-Raptor was made as a prototype weapon of war. Hell, the I-Raptor actually SMILED, I'd say that thing was the Joker of dinosaurs in this trilogy. If they really want to squeeze out a fourth movie, they're dancing on landmines, because if it gets made, I think it'll bomb at the box office.

@koneheadcokehead4981 Год назад

To quote the late great Norm Macdonald and something i'm sure Jeff Goldblum might be thinking about is: "In theatres, you're kind of disconnected. Also, it's way too big for the likes of me. Unless you're Robin Williams or someone that can fill a stage with movement and energy, it just looks like a small man on a big stage."

@dereklopez9060 Год назад

One thing for sure, at least we get to see Dr Grant, Dr Malcolm and Dr Sattler together again on screen, that's something that the Star Wars sequel trilogy utterly failed to do so with Luke, Han and Leia.

@cypher160manny2 Год назад

Dont forget lando

@dereklopez9060 Год назад

@@cypher160manny2 Oh yeah, and him too. He was painfully underused in TROS.

@zigslotheon Год назад

To be fair Carrie died before Last Jedi even finished filming.

@bjrnhalfhand2258 Год назад

@@zigslotheon yes but they killed Han in TFA so in terms of reuniting the 3 of them, the boat had sailed by the time Carrie died.

@Lukethefox Год назад

I was kinda hoping for the two kids from the first movie to turn up at the end all grown up so we get to have a full reunion.

@iamstartinganewchannel.9902 Год назад

Oh, Nostalgia Critic. You are a national treasure!

@pokemonduck Год назад

The Goldblum water on the car joke killed me :D great review

@oldman5247 Год назад

The only problem with demanding that the whole movie be like the underground Dino fight rings. Would be that it exhausting with no moments to allow the film to breathe and let the characters be the way they’re.

@ksoundkaiju9256 Год назад

Honestly the film could have been about like a small city or town dealing with the dinosaurs I just wanted to see how like farmers and ranchers deal with several ton dinosaurs eating their crops and livestock They really didn’t need locusts

@koneheadcokehead4981 Год назад

Honestly i would not be surprised if the Devil keeps asking for these films, Fast and Furious and Mission Impossible

@jakeacake6899 Год назад

I think one of the biggest problems with this franchise is that they ignore what seeing actual dinosaurs would mean to human beings. There are dinosaurs on an island, and the writers thought 'right guys we need a reason for humans to travel there and interact with dinosaurs... how about trying to rescue them from being auctioned? Or from an erupting volcano?' And as a result the dinosaurs get side-lined in favour of dumb human characters we don't care about. How about instead of some convoluted reason to have people go there, the main reason be that it's an ISLAND FULL OF DINOSAURS. After that first film, there was very little sense of wonder and childlike excitement at seeing and touching dinosaurs, like in the triceratops scene in the first film. Instead the dinosaurs are just cheap threats to the humans. There's very little emphasis on dinosaurs placed in these 'dinosaur' films

@isaactheworshipwarrior6687 Год назад

I am a massive Jurassic Park/World fan. Not just because I love dinosaurs, but I love good stories and films too. There hadn't been a single jurassic movie that I did not like and/or love, and Nostalgia Critic's reviews of the franchise always left a bad taste in my mouth because he skims over a lot of crucial details that actually answer a lot of the stuff that he criticizes and rants over. Out of all his reviews, his Jurassic reviews are by far my LEAST favorite because of how much they infuriate me. ....... so imagine my surprise, when I clicked to watch this video....... and I found myself agreeing with almost everything he said, because this was probably the most disappointing movie I've seen in a long time.

@nine_tails137 5 дней назад

I definitely feel you there. Originally I though NC bashed great movies for attention, until many people told me NC was just a character riffing on movie like MST3K. But now I'm starting to see why some of these movies he riffs on are so bad. Me personally though, I liked Dominion more than Fallen Kingdom, but out of all the movies, the first JP is still the best IMO.

@isaactheworshipwarrior6687 4 дня назад

@@nine_tails137 I actually REALLY enjoyed Fallen Kingdom, I know I'm in the minority with that, but at least Fallen Kingdom had a coherent story even if most people felt like it jumped the mosasaur. With Dominion, it felt like less of a story, and more so just a bunch of random scenes going back and forth. They HAD a storyline, but it was all so rushed and edited so poorly.

@isaactheworshipwarrior6687 4 дня назад

@@nine_tails137 like one of the biggest plotholes to me was, in the first 15 minutes of Dominion, Clare is out on a mission, Owen is out wrangling Hadrosaurs and they established that these two characters were at least hundreds of miles apart. So how was Maisie being protected with these two doing tasks that nowhere even close to their cabin?

@nine_tails137 4 дня назад

@@isaactheworshipwarrior6687 I get that. Fallen Kingdom felt like a cut and past copy of the first Jurassic World movie, but I won't deny that the story is overall better than Dominion. Plus the locust subplot was stupid and unnecessary. We come to these movies for dinosaurs not bugs! Also, I hated Mazie in Dominion since she went from dooming the entire world in Fallen Kingdom, to a spoiled brat in Dominion.

@nine_tails137 4 дня назад

@@isaactheworshipwarrior6687 I definitely feel you there! And I usually don't over analyze minor bits in these movies.

@FluffyAbsol Год назад

This feels like the Disney life action remakes. People just turn their brains off and watch comfort food. And enough people do it to make the studio money.

@koneheadcokehead4981 Год назад

Think i'd rather watch Jeff Goldblum chop wood in front of me while chewing Beef Jerky than watch this film

@marrier9999 Год назад

Hollywood has an amazingly consistent track record with having no damn idea what audiences want to see. Only ONE movie gave me exactly what I wanted recently. Godzilla vs Kong.

@michaelbremmer8656 Год назад

my favorite part of this movie is that the raptors are inches away from catching the main character on foot and then inches away from catching them on a motorcycle and then inches away from catching them in a car.

@thenerdbeast7375 Год назад

These aren't even dinosaurs anymore at this point they are just vaguely dinosaur-esque movie monsters now.

@justanotherchannelonyoutub126 Год назад

I’d love to see a Jurassic park movie about the park where nothing goes wrong. It’s just zookeepers taking care of dinosaurs, I think that’d be a good movie