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It's the latest in Sony's attempt to make Spider-Man movies without Spider-Man! Where the others failed though, this one spectacularly fails! Nostalgia Critic takes a look at Madame Web.
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Madame Web is a 2024 American superhero film featuring the Marvel Comics character of the same name. Produced by Columbia Pictures and Di Bonaventura Pictures in association with Marvel Entertainment and TSG Entertainment, and distributed by Sony Pictures Releasing, it is the fourth film in Sony's Spider-Man Universe (SSU). Directed by S. J. Clarkson from a screenplay she co-wrote with Claire Parker and the writing team of Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless, it stars Dakota Johnson in the title role, alongside Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced, Celeste O'Connor, Tahar Rahim, Mike Epps, Emma Roberts, and Adam Scott. In the film, the origin story of Cassie Webb (Johnson) is explored as she confronts her past while trying to save three young women (Sweeney, Merced, O'Connor) from Ezekiel Sims (Rahim), who wants to kill them before they become Spider-Women in the future and kill him.
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@ChannelAwesome Месяц назад

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@BLMT-df4on Месяц назад

@havdroid9769 Месяц назад

Pretty please, it is the day 241 waiting for the ,,G-force " movie review by the ,,Nostalgia Critic" himself! Please see this Doug!

@havdroid9769 Месяц назад

I would kill to see a review made by my choise!

@havdroid9769 Месяц назад

Please don't let the dust touch the comments of your fans!

@air03man Месяц назад

& my spider sense is off the charts!

@koneheadcokehead4981 Месяц назад

Fun Fact: According to Dakota Johnson in an interview with The Wrap, the screenplay underwent extensive rewrites, saying, "There were drastic changes, and I can't even tell you what they were". The original screenplay, which was described as darker and "very 'Terminator' inspired," would have seen Madame Web and the Spider-Women trying to protect a pregnant Mary Parker from a time-traveling Ezekiel Sims, who wants to end her life to prevent the birth of Peter Parker. Johnson further said that the film she shot was "unrecognizable" from the version of the script she signed on to make.

@AshParth560 Месяц назад

Was that part of the original script from what I've read? It just feels like it.

@JacksonLane02 Месяц назад

And apparently but not official yet somehow that Terminator like plot will be used for Venom 3. Should've kept it considering that sounds more Madame Web then what is actually in the Madame Web film

@jasongradyphstiger6179 Месяц назад

Also I want to see if they can work on their magic on what if Madame web was better by using the original script of Ezekiel Simms going after Mary Parker to kill her and the baby who we identify as Peter Parker Spider-Man and have Madame web and the three spider girls trying to protect them.

@davidstone281 Месяц назад

Jesus christ someone needs to step in and tell Sony to just fuck off and let the director do what they want. Stop interfering so much

@scotttrail522 Месяц назад

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT OF, TOO!

@trinaq Месяц назад

"He was in the Amazon with my mom, when she was researching spiders, just before she died." A line so infamously cringy, that it didn't even make the actual film, and John Mulaney gloriously roasted it at the Oscars.

@TheRibottoStudios Месяц назад

Here's how you fix that line. "He was in the Amazon with my mom. They were researching spiders. He came back. She didn't." This version adds a layer of mystery, another of tension, another of uncertainty. Cassandra would be an unreliable narrator, because this is her mother, she would be biased. By saying "he came back, she didn't" it leaves things up in the air as to what actually happened, creating mystery. It adds tension because you WANT to believe the protagonist, but to accuse someone of murder is a high accusation.

@ninjanibba4259 Месяц назад

Trying to understand why that went viral in the first place, I don’t get it

@matthewjarek3026 Месяц назад

I honestly wasn’t expecting the line to be in the movie anyway. It was so dumb I thought it was just added for the trailer.

@bt3743 Месяц назад

@@ninjanibba4259 I think its the phrasing. If the line was "He and my mom were researching spider's in the Amazon, just before she died" it would have been less clunky

@liamhill4679 Месяц назад

It’s just like “it’s morbin time” despite not being in the film it’s the best part of the entire film

@benderbendingrodriguez420 Месяц назад

Gotta love how a wanted kidnapper somehow manages to fly from the U.S to the Amazon going completely unnoticed. *in 2003*. The most paranoid time for Air travel in history

@Blast2224 Месяц назад

Kid's these days don't remember the COUNTLESS rules and paranoia that controlled the airlines from 2001 to 2006. You had bombs hidden in underwear. You had TSA making people get naked in public. EVERYONE got molested.

@pk5727 Месяц назад

“As you know” A teacher telling that to her students, might actually work. It implies the students SHOULD know this information.

@artistic_0ddball793 Месяц назад

Thats true, I actually have heard uni teachers say that

@el-kiote 25 дней назад

@@artistic_0ddball793 uni?

@DanGamingFan2846 Месяц назад

"When you take on the responsibility, great power will come." Uncle Ben is turning over in his grave right now. You can't just swap the order of a famous quote around and call it clever writing.

@watershipup7101 Месяц назад

They were probably so proud of that one.

@jareththegoblinking3191 Месяц назад

Meta AI says theres some positive points about that line

@tylertilwick6852 Месяц назад

I apologize to Amazing Spider-Man’s - "If you could do good things for people then you have a moral obligation to do those things! That’s what’s at stake! Not choice, responsibility!"

@TheAlps36 Месяц назад

What about "great responsibility comes from great power"?

@waterbullstudios9195 Месяц назад

So hilariously awful.

@sagebaca2013 Месяц назад

20:08 you know a movie makes your blood boil when Doug returns to his old ways of screaming and ranting so much he turns blood red due to insanity

@garrettschnaufer9983 Месяц назад

He does the exact same facepalm after that line since that “Frankly my Dear, I don’t give a SPAM” line from his Foodfight! Review a decade ago.

@colbystearns5066 Месяц назад

@@garrettschnaufer9983 I remember that review like it was yesterday. God I'm old...

@kdusel1991 Месяц назад

@@colbystearns5066 I might have to rewatch that review! Thanks for reminding me of it!

@michaelprost6130 Месяц назад

he really needs to return to his old ways. His pain is what made him entertaining

@DiceFTW273 Месяц назад

@@colbystearns5066 So you're getting... Nostalgic?

@AubreyTheKing Месяц назад

The BEST line in the trailer is: "He was in the Amazon with my mom, when she was researching spiders, just before she died." The BEST line in the actual movie is: "I hope the Spiders were worth it, Mom." LMAO Remember guys, "professional" writers got paid to write these!

@ShadowSonic2 Месяц назад

It was the same guy who wrote Dracula Untold, The Last Witch Hunter and Gods of Egypt, IIRC.

@dubstepbeecorsi6892 Месяц назад

Yknow, maybe theres some poetic justice in that line "I hope the Movies were worth it, Sony"

@jareththegoblinking3191 29 дней назад

I don’t see a problem with “I hope the spiders were worth it, Mom” She knows before she died, her mom was in The Amazon researching spiders and she thought she liked doing that more than being a mom

@Assimandeli 13 дней назад

"These writers should go on strike to get paid better" - OneyPlays

@seirramoon388 Месяц назад

Joan Lee (the wife of Stan Lee and ORIGINAL VOICE for madame web from the 90's amazing Spiderman TV show) would look at this and go, "What did you do to this character?!"

@Evilriku13 Месяц назад

When I first heard there was going to be a Madame Web movie, my inner child was having a cry of laughter... and then I saw the material, read a summary and thought "this is no where near what I was expected from neither Marvel, nor Sony, nor Madame Web to be portraited like. They did know that madame Web is basically an ancient entity right?" :(

@leviticusprime4904 Месяц назад

@@Evilriku13 you assume Sony read the source material.

@Evilriku13 Месяц назад

@@leviticusprime4904 dont blame Sony themselves. Sony Pictures for example are not directly on the same level and mindset as the people who develop games or take care of their network of developing hardware or localize their products or other companies products! There is a HUGE difference between those parts of their company or their branding! So judging one thing like their movie production the same as how they produce games, or their social media accounts or other hardware etc is very unjusticable and unappropriate!

@lyokocomicdubs 18 дней назад

In my opinion, she's the only actress to portray that character perfectly.

@trinaq Месяц назад

It's wild that Sydney Sweeney's character is supposed to be 14 years old, yet she very much her actual age, which is mid 20s.

@newhybrid101 Месяц назад

Sydneys a trashy

@Ringleader3791 Месяц назад

That's what makes it fit in with 2003 movies lol

@jareththegoblinking3191 Месяц назад

One way I look past it is I think about the stage plays where adults played children, even babies

@marclewis5505 Месяц назад

The only thing I was wondering was were they trying to make her not look hot and failed epically at it.

@kdusel1991 Месяц назад

I hope she gets better work after this abomination

@KaponoMonster Месяц назад

This is no movie. This is a Pepsi commercial.

@jeuryrabassa4724 Месяц назад

Literally.

@98953812 Месяц назад

And I hate Pepsi

@Supherodude Месяц назад

A really bad Pepsi commercial

@genkaiba15 Месяц назад

Pepsi for Pizza. 🌏

@chasehedges6775 Месяц назад

Pepsi has more dignity than this movie

@gamerkane1813 Месяц назад

For those who don't know there is a flawless and phenomenal version of Madame Web that is funny, interesting and faithful.... The problem is she is in the 1997 Spiderman Animated Series which has the pacing of Road Runner on speed.

@jeuryrabassa4724 Месяц назад

And that show already has one of the most faithful versions of Madame Web from the comics. And I love that show. Even with its fast pace.

@WatcherLex_ Месяц назад

The bad lip syncing in the beginning is a top notch jab.

@keefriff99 Месяц назад

I didn't even know that was a rib at the movie...I kept thinking, "What the hell did they do to Doug's A/V syncing??"

@adamj.cuthbert7528 Месяц назад

(Ezekiel gets crushed by Pepsi sign) AVGN: "Pepsi for funerals."

@genkaiba15 Месяц назад

Pepsi Man commanding people to DRINK has never been so relevant. Or necessary.

@adgdrgar Месяц назад

Gonna have "PEPSI MAN" stuck in my head for hours now, thanks.

@HJ-ek6hn Месяц назад

Pepsi for TV game

@gamewiz720 Месяц назад

100th like

@joshslater2426 Месяц назад

Pepsi: Delicious and Healthful

@Jonathan_Collins Месяц назад

I genuinely thought that Morbius was the worst spiderman-adjacent movie that Sony could possibly release. Sony just has to keep proving me wrong.

@crazycockatoo5816 Месяц назад

What if Kraven or Venom The Last Dance somehow manage to be worse?

@zacharybartolo5111 Месяц назад

Is that upping the ante or downing the ante?

@chasehedges6775 Месяц назад

@@zacharybartolo5111 Both.

@MichaelAarons1701 Месяц назад

This said, “hold my Pepsi”.

@kdusel1991 Месяц назад

@@crazycockatoo5816 luckily this whole Spider-Man adjacent universe is dead because of this trainwreck

@monobro141 Месяц назад

"When you take the responsibility,great power will come" Stan Lee and Steve Ditko are raging in their graves right now because what the fuck was that 🤦

@rusteddenial453 24 дня назад

Stan lees alive lol

@CyberKn1ght 5 дней назад

@@rusteddenial453 Stan lee is dead. He died in 2018.

@rusteddenial453 13 часов назад

@@CyberKn1ght …..what?

@Artimidorus Месяц назад

Still amazes me that someone heard the name "Ezekial" and just thought: "Hrm.. older white male? Let's make him the murderous villain!!" Clearly they didn't ever actually read the comics. You're telling me that out of everyone in the Spider-man universe, they picked the one older guy who was nice, used his powers for wealth, and acted like a mentor for Peter and others with spider powers? The guy who was willing to give up his life to give Peter five more minutes to come up with a plan?

@jareththegoblinking3191 29 дней назад

Excuse, different universe

@lucas_foxx7048 Месяц назад

"But the chart says..." Madame Web in one sentence.

@koneheadcokehead4981 Месяц назад

To quote the late great Norm Macdonald and something i'm sure Dakota Johnson might be thinking about right now is "The Statue of Liberty is setting a bad example for young women. When times get tough, you can't just stand motionless for centuries holding a torch."

@powerpointropolis8014 Месяц назад

Double whammy considering this is a Columbia film lol

@Senkoau Месяц назад

I'm not so sure about that. The statue of liberty is still around all these centuries later but a lot of these IP's are busy nosediving into oblivion over the course of a few years.

@user-ku8yi5to4f 5 дней назад

Dakota Johnson is a sex bot and nothing more and is creepy as hell

@HallofFamerMichael Месяц назад

So, for those of you who don't know, which is Doug and two other people, madam Webb is an interdimensional being who orchestrated Peter Parker become a Spider-Man in the first place. At least, that's what the Spider-Man TV show told me. I barely remember her from the comics.

@brackattack9513 Месяц назад

"Those with the ability to take action, have the responsibility to take action." Comes from national treasure, and is a better line than the crap they gave us.

@Nasser851000 Месяц назад

Even Morbius is looking at this like "You Ain't right!"

@Zombiesnyder13 Месяц назад

I still blame Avi Arad Even though he wasn't even involved

@jeuryrabassa4724 Месяц назад

This movie is already making Morbius look like a masterpiece. And that's saying something.

@tylertilwick6852 Месяц назад

Even Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Mr. Freeze is looking at this film like "WTF🤨"

@SlyCooper1920 Месяц назад

@@jeuryrabassa4724 Even though some say it's a bad film, it was still entertaining

@jeuryrabassa4724 Месяц назад

@@SlyCooper1920 Yeah, it is. Even my mom enjoyed that film.

@garrettschnaufer9983 Месяц назад

I just noticed that during the opening monologue, there was a lot of lines being dubbed because the mouthing of their ADR is completely off, Just like Ezekiel in the movie.

@briankaslewicz6130 Месяц назад

I thought that was part of the executive meddling joke, but it doesnt really happen anywhere but that one part.

@ShazeemKhan Месяц назад

ADR?

@FourthStreetSaint Месяц назад

@@ShazeemKhan Automated Dialogue Replacement. It’s when they have the actors record their lines in a sound booth and dub over the movie. They usually use it to make dialogue more clear for the audience

@nahor88 Месяц назад

I didn't notice the mouth thing cuz so many scenes were so darkly lit, but I did notice how weird as fuck his voice sounds. I saw that he has a "foreign" name and didn't want to be mean, but now knowing about the ADR, it really is BAD.

@SammEater Месяц назад

@@briankaslewicz6130It happens for most of the film. There is even a video that goes very deep in how much of Ezekiel's dialogue is ADR.

@ADRickCarlos Месяц назад

Soo... I worked on the stunt unit for this. What was supposed to be 7 days shooting for us turned into 36 days. The amount of script changes were outrageous. It wasn't a bad script when I first read it..

@kadosho02 Месяц назад

To you, and everyone that worked on this, you did all you possibly could. 7, into 36 days? 😱

@ADRickCarlos Месяц назад

@kadosho02 yeah. First unit was so behind we had to help shoot scenes out. It was a nightmare. Fun... but a nightmare

@kadosho02 Месяц назад

@@ADRickCarlos the patience your team has, to support the other crew. Jeez I believe it

@ADRickCarlos Месяц назад

@kadosho02 6 weeks of overnights. Pretty proud of what we accomplished. It's too bad most of it was changed and left on the cutting room floor. 😪

@kadosho02 Месяц назад

@@ADRickCarlos no way. I can only imagine what was left out. I feel for you, and the entire team

@maravreloaded Месяц назад

*_"He was in the amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died."_* I need a t-shirt with that phrase.

@rhysthomas1699 Месяц назад

Sydney Sweeney: You definitely did not see me in Madame Web. 😂

@jareththegoblinking3191 Месяц назад

I did!

@timothymorris157 Месяц назад

Clearly someone saw Sydney Sweeney in Madame Web because there was that story about a guy being removed from the movie theater for um… chocking the chicken. Honestly I’m still kinda laughing about that incident. 😅🤣

@rhysthomas1699 Месяц назад

@@timothymorris157 The people in charge of Madame Web didn't want to show a hint of Sydney Sweeney's natural beauty, & I respect her for speaking her mind when she roasted the movie.

@jareththegoblinking3191 Месяц назад

@timothymorris157 I think I know what you mean by that. Just comparing two images in my head and making that connection

@CrypticCharm Месяц назад

i think the best part was when the Pepsi sign collapsed and blinded Madam Webb, not only ripped from Highlander with the exploding sign, but it was hilarious and when Dakota Johnson thought this was the worst mistake of her career...and this is the woman who was in 50 shades trilogy!

@user-ed8xk3jh2z Месяц назад

To be fair those movie's made her a recognizable name.

@colbystearns5066 Месяц назад

Superman II also had the exploding Coca-Cola sign after Zod was thrown against it.

@johnroark9568 Месяц назад

This will be the closest I'll ever get to actually watching this movie. I've never even seen a trailer.

@NickOswald218 Месяц назад

I’m pretty sure this movie will be the new “The Room” experience, but instead of throwing spoons at the screen they throw Pepsi cans!

@genkaiba15 Месяц назад

Pepsi for Irony Watching. 🌏

@sdsign4229 Месяц назад

That would be a redemption arc for the ages!

@davisphillips993 26 дней назад

“I did naaaaht! Oh hi, Ben.”

@danielsantiagourtado3430 Месяц назад

Congrats on the cameo Daniel the Demon Slayer!❤

@dubstepbeecorsi6892 Месяц назад

I kind of wish he wasn't in "Jump Scares The Smiling Friends Episode" but that's just a personnel preference and the cameo was still fun

@chrisdonovan9872 Месяц назад

He and Melvin, the brother of the joker, are mortal enemies

@claytonrios1 Месяц назад

"You know the best thing about the future? It hasn't happened yet." Yeah. Because there's no way in hell you're ever getting a sequel Madame.

@crazycockatoo5816 Месяц назад

More like: "The best thing about the future? It won't ever happen" Because the movie got such bad reviews Sony won't even want to make another one, especially given its the lowest grossing Spiderman movie ever made.

@paulshawn3345 Месяц назад

Velma 👀

@NJGuy1973 Месяц назад

The best thing about the future is that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

@johnnysparkle Месяц назад

Hollywood in a nutshell if they keep making crap like this

@chasehedges6775 Месяц назад

@@johnnysparkle 💯

@UnwantedGhost1-anz25 Месяц назад

Madame Web in the comics is a oracle for Peter Parker. And probably represents a trope of Marvel in the 80s-90s using old people as guidance to famous characters.

@cosmicking5024 Месяц назад

This has a lower IMDb rating than Batman and Robin. People hate it more than the Bat Credit Card

@robertlemond371 Месяц назад

It’s lower on RT too, Batman & Robin has 12%, this has 11%

@jareththegoblinking3191 29 дней назад

The Bat Credit Card is brilliant, can’t use Wayne Credit Card for Bat stuff

@sydneyslaughter7163 13 дней назад

Yyyyyyyyikes

@Nasser851000 Месяц назад

0:00 When the making of this movie is more terrifying than the movie itself O.O

@GuninGames Месяц назад

I quoted this from Peter B Parker to my friend in the theater "20:11 *points* Don't you finish that sentence"

@jeuryrabassa4724 Месяц назад

I agree with him on that one.

@Foreststrike Месяц назад

"WhY dId YoU hAtE mE sO mUcH?" "WhY iS iT sO mEaN?" "What's a paladin?" These quotes have relevance across time, hooray!

@KingOfMumbles485... Месяц назад

This is the strangest origin story of Pepsiman I've ever seen.

@gregorykeithmorris3970 Месяц назад

Joan Lee will forever be my Madame Web. Rest in peace. What an exotic lady.

@gm-le6fy Месяц назад

Doug was watching this film in the Amazon Prime right before he died of laughter from this.

@gamerk1058 Месяц назад

“Seriously did anyone read their lines” Should have added: YOU DIDNT GIVE US ANY LINES

@TheZeroNeonix Месяц назад

I'd honestly take a Pepsi Man movie adaptation over this.

@genkaiba15 Месяц назад

I think I may love you. 😂

@TheZeroNeonix Месяц назад

@@genkaiba15 - I'm single. Let's get married. lol In Minecraft.

@joshslater2426 Месяц назад

Who wouldn’t rather have Pepsiman back? He’s an awesome mascot, and since he can’t say anything he can’t deliver terrible dialogue.

@user-qg3nj1sv8j Месяц назад

@@joshslater2426He could be the Superhero version of Michael Myers

@jareththegoblinking3191 29 дней назад

What’s the plot? Is he Pepsi personified kinda like an epic version of Food Fight?

@FallenA1 Месяц назад

Honestly, the famous quote from one of the worst horror sequels produced, Silent Night, Deadly Night 2, is the best way to describe Madame Web.

@dylansharp8471 Месяц назад

Garbage day?

@FallenA1 Месяц назад

@@dylansharp8471 of course

@theanimeunderworld8338 Месяц назад

Doug is clearly not done kicking that dead horse after the Wish review

@chasehedges6775 Месяц назад

I don’t blame him.

@erichfiedler1481 Месяц назад

Honestly it's more fun mocking Sony's Spider-Man movies that don't star Spider-Man than it was to attack Disney at a low point in their history...again

@AshParth560 Месяц назад

Who doesn't? It's the internet, so who cares, really?

@jeuryrabassa4724 Месяц назад

@erichfiedler1481 So, Morbius, This movie, and the upcoming Kraven The Hunter movie. Understandable.

@erichfiedler1481 Месяц назад

@@jeuryrabassa4724 that and also there are people who actually enjoyed what Disney gave us last year, it's true, I've met them, they're nice people who gave me their positive opinions while giving legitimate critique of their favorite movies from the house of mouse, it wasn't hard to find them, dealing with toxic people who want the mouse to die are more annoying

@goreycinema Месяц назад

In most of the other media I've seen her in, Madame Web only exists to introduce the concept of time travel or the multiverse. She's more of a plot device than an actual character so that begs the question as to why anyone thought she would make for a good lead in a feature film.

@dreamlandnightmare Месяц назад

Yeah, a J. Jonah Jameson movie would have been more interesting.

@DracoMagnius 28 дней назад

I mean realistically it might be an interesting movie to see how Madame Web came into her powers. When I first heard there was going to be a Madame Web movie I was some what interested until I heard how awful it was. If done well seeing a young woman turning into the powerful mentor character could be a fun ride.

@klimmr Месяц назад

5:01 Warner Brothers had a spectacular 100 year anniversary thanks to Barbie.

@ChrisWolff2013 Месяц назад

And even that movie sucked

@cyber-thundr_ Месяц назад

This is a movie where Disney should look at it & finally tell Sony “that’s it! No more with Spider-Man characters after Beyond The Spider-Verse. Give them back to Marvel, you guys suck now.”

@manuelalbertoromero9528 Месяц назад

They have no say on what Sony does with these characters. It's only when it pertains to Spiderman where they seem more involved.

@CineMasterDamian Месяц назад

Like they're doing any better

@malikpierre-louis3343 Месяц назад

TBF Marvel and Sony are equally bad at handling this franchise

@JakeDaSnake54 Месяц назад

I especially love how hours after the girls get “kidnapped” it’s already front page on the newspaper that guy reads in the diner! The Bugle is truly the fastest at getting the news out pre smart phones 😂

@AJARyan-yn2uv Месяц назад

In the cinema I work in here in Dublin, we have a Bargain Wednesday where every ticket is cheaper on said day. Madame Web released on February 14th, a Wednesday. So did Bob Marley. Bob Marley blew this movie out of the water. The biggest screen for Madame Web was about 40 people. Bob Marley nearly sold out three screens. Those three screens can hold about 200 people each.

@kadosho02 Месяц назад

Bob Marley film is excellent Madame Web.. .. not so much

@ulises4241 Месяц назад

My local theater legit had to take off madame web cause so few to no one was seeing it that they were loosing money showing the film to no one

@AJARyan-yn2uv Месяц назад

@@ulises4241 Big surprise

@AJARyan-yn2uv Месяц назад

@@kadosho02 Ye Bob Marley is not bad.

@Palidor Месяц назад

People got paid to act in this movie, write this movie, and film this movie.

@anthonyalfaro9420 Месяц назад

HISHE couldn't come up with an alternative ending with this film, it just shouldn't have happened: The End.

@jasonpeet6198 Месяц назад

They actually did do a hishe on it

@ShadowSonic2 Месяц назад

I love how the animator for that video went out of his way to give Julia Sydney Sweeneys'....assets.

@narendramartosudarmo6112 Месяц назад

At least they made the Ghostbusters run over her before having Godzilla stomp on her afterward.

@artistic_0ddball793 Месяц назад

11:24 1) She's a dick for saying that at a baby shower. 2) The audience already knows this, so I don't know why it's being expositioned so hard. 3) How does SHE know this? It just draws more attention to the fact that we, the audience, still don't know wtf happened to her after she was born in the Amazon.

@DracoMagnius 28 дней назад

My first thought hearing that line was "Jesus lady read the room"

@sannicfann3338 Месяц назад

I saw this film with 2 friends right after we finished school we were still in our uniforms in the theater. The saving grace was that we kept making web puns throughout the whole thing and because we were like 3 of 5 people in the theater we could be as loud as we wanted to.

@sashasavira4404 Месяц назад

The most infuriating part is that it has such franchise potential, but it just didn't live up to it.

@koneheadcokehead4981 Месяц назад

You know it's bad when Venom diving into a Lobster Tank feels like a sane moment

@chasehedges6775 Месяц назад

Venom 2018 is looking pretty good right now, tbh. Tom Hardy at least gave a memorable performance

@jeuryrabassa4724 Месяц назад

And I actually like Venom (2018). And Carnage in the sequel.

@jareththegoblinking3191 Месяц назад

That would be awesome

@chasehedges6775 Месяц назад

@@jareththegoblinking3191 😂😂

@massgunner4152 Месяц назад

To be fair venom is always goofying on his road of unjustified violence.

@koneheadcokehead4981 Месяц назад

Another Fun Fact: While hosting Saturday Night Live, Dakota Johnson advertised this movie saying, "It's called 'Madame Web', It is in the Marvel Universe and it also stars Sydney Sweeney. So its kind of like if A.I. created your boyfriend's perfect movie."

@crazycockatoo5816 Месяц назад

Even Dakota knows its bad.

@jeuryrabassa4724 Месяц назад

@@crazycockatoo5816And I feel sorry for her for that.

@emperora9 Месяц назад

I was just about to mention this!

@massgunner4152 Месяц назад

I was gonna say the movie certainly looks written by one, but if you replaced upper management with robots production would have actually improved.

@starsiegeplayer Месяц назад

I wouldn't be surprised if the movie was written by chatGPT.

@KimTaeHwan114 Месяц назад

2:39 What day is it? *GARBAGE DAY!* You're damn right......😏

@BlueDog241 Месяц назад

I hate that they made Ezekiel a villain in this movie. In parts of the comics he seemed more morally gray but he wasn't a villain.

@mikolenoel8310 Месяц назад

If Morlun was the villain it would have made more sense and given the movie much higher stakes

@zigslotheon Месяц назад

This Ezekiel bloke should have been replaced by Kaine from the Clone Saga because that looks too much like his personal Spider-Man costume.

@ShadowSonic2 Месяц назад

They'd have had to explain how he was a screwed up clone of Peter thought

@scotttrail522 Месяц назад

My mom and me were watching this sometime two weeks ago, and. . . I looked up Ezekiel's name, and-- "Ezekiel, in his 50s, contacted Spider-Man explaining to him the nature of animal totems: people who gain supernatural abilities from a mystic link to certain animals. He suggested that the spider that bit Peter Parker was not mutated by the radiation, but actually trying to give Peter its powers before the radiation killed it. This meant that Spider-Man was now part of the supernatural food chain, and became a target for other totems and beings who feed on totems (Thus why many of Spider-Man's foes were based on animals to some level; they 'sensed' Peter to be a true totem, thus motivated to destroy him as they were merely impostors." I got this from Wikipedia, but still!

@ThisAdamGuy Месяц назад

And he helped him fight (imo) the coolest villain Spider-Man has ever faced, Morlun. Fun fact: Spidey took one punch from Morlun and said that even the Hulk had never hit him that hard.

@zacharybartolo5111 Месяц назад

I read the same thing before watching the film. I was like, "This guy doesn't look like a good guy, but he doesn't seem as bad as the movie makes him out to be."

@tonyjackson4078 Месяц назад

I hate the Spider Totem stuff. It takes away the lovable loser aspect of Parker and inserts "grand destiny" into his story.

@dreamlandnightmare Месяц назад

@@tonyjackson4078 Yep, just more totally unnecessary, completely contrived metaphysical nonsense.

@garrettschnaufer9983 Месяц назад

I’ve only heard the word “Ezekiel” in the movie Pulp Fiction when Samuel L. Jackson says “Ezekiel 25:17”.

@brandonspain12345 Месяц назад

That line makes Uncle Ben's "Not choice, responsibility" line from The Amazing Spider-Man look like high Shakespeare writing in comparison. 😅

@bjayhoward Месяц назад

Remember signing the poster for this movie at MGC? Glad you finally got to feel our pain! -Vertical Slice

@deshawnedwards6412 Месяц назад

It Madman Webbing Time. 🕷️🕸️

@1heKing Месяц назад

damnit you made me web all over the place

@guillermosierracuellar9812 Месяц назад

Ben: oh it’s my nephew his name is his name is Audience: it’s Peter Parker but simingly doesn’t have the rights to said the name

@jeuryrabassa4724 Месяц назад

Me:Poor Peter.

@KurusuPanda Месяц назад

They own the rights to spiderman, they are actively choosing to exclude spiderman from their spiderman cinematic universe

@hunterolaughlin Месяц назад

(Cue Krusty Krab training video theme)

@101Draico Месяц назад

11:24 why would you talk about dying during childbirth at a baby shower? Who in the writing room read the lines of this character and said “Now this is a hero!”

@billjacobs521 Месяц назад

I think they were trying to make her awkward for...reasons.

@Assimandeli 13 дней назад

As a dynamic character, she should've just ripped the baby out of the mother's stomach and put it in a blender.

@tonybippitykaye Месяц назад

I do find Madame Web to be an interesting character in the comics and even the Spider-Man games. I don’t think it’s impossible to make a movie about her, but it would be extremely difficult and you would need people who genuinely love the Spider-Man lore. This movie felt like it was solely created to please the suits who green light these films and they hired people who have absolutely no business scripting for films. This film is definitely in need of a fanscription

@mityakiselev Месяц назад

The first review of this movie I read started with the words "I have to make an apology to _Morbius"_ that's all I needed to know

@Depth217 Месяц назад

Oh noooo… anyway, Jeremy Irons reprising Scar to sing all of Be Prepared was AWESOME. He was clearly out of his comfort zone plus he’s old, and he did keep it lowkey to save his voice and you can tell why they gave the finale to Jim Cummings. But hot damn it was awesome, especially when he was more comfortable on the second night!

@dylansharp8471 Месяц назад

The hell does that have to do with this? And when did Irons do that?

@narendramartosudarmo6112 Месяц назад

@@dylansharp8471The Hollywood Bowl that celebrates the Lion King's 30th anniversary.

@Depth217 Месяц назад

@@dylansharp8471 it’s a joke on how nobody gives a f about Madame Web, but this happened over the last weekend.

@Depth217 Месяц назад

It’s also a reference to the “oh nooo.. anyway” meme

@aronthedev3074 Месяц назад

Wait, you mean they didn't use the "beep repair" guy for that?

@gabrielmurray929 Месяц назад

I think we've been a bit too harsh on some of the MCU's recent offerings. Also poor Disney a lot of people think everything Marvel is the same company.

@drcowbell Месяц назад

As a balloon artist… I can get over just how ugly and over inflated those balloons were. The balloons in 2000s television were terrible but the price of helium was also so cheap that you usually saw HUGE bouquets of them all over the place. And they weren’t overinflated they were just like 17in balloons with some of the ugliest sprayed on imprinting for some of the dingiest colors. Go watch some episodes of Friends where they are having a party, you’ll see what I’m talking about. As bad as they were, with the quantity and usually decent arrangement of the bouquets they looked SO MUCH BETTER than this.

@BugsyFoga Месяц назад

Great to see a new review from Daniel the Demon slayer .

@stewarthowell6781 Месяц назад

He took some time out of his busy demon slaying tutorials, to slay Madam Webb.

@akirayamaguchithekitsune4010 Месяц назад

7:24 Peter Parker: (cries) Uncle BENNN

@nathanjereb9944 Месяц назад

"Uncle ben what happened?!" "Madame... Web.."

@micahcaraballo5917 Месяц назад

Pretty clever having the dialogue not match the movements of Critic’s mouth in the intro, I see what they were doing there 🤣👍

@patrickg2162 Месяц назад

I’m surprised that Doug didn’t bring up Sydney Sweeney’s inclusion in the movie, considering how she’s a humongous star now. I felt like he could’ve done a joke kind of like the one in his “Smurfs 2” video where he realizes that this apparently bad actor is doing a lot with their career.

@JorgeVasquez-tj5wv Месяц назад

Saw the new Smiling Friends episode 😏😏

@benwatson6729 Месяц назад

CRITIC: "If you make a 100th year logo for your studio, you're gonna have the worst year." ME: Only except both Universal and Paramount has their list of very good movies during their 100th anniversary back in 2012.

@calvinmatthews1527 Месяц назад

The Amazing Spider-Man 2, Morbius, & Madame Web. The trifecta of Sony's failed attempts at a cinematic universe.

@geardog24 Месяц назад

“This dude’s voice sounds like a Captain Planet villain.” If only he was like Looten Plunder he’d be 50% more competent.

@thedisneynerd7866 Месяц назад

Ladies and Gents... This is the review we've been waiting for!

@trinaq Месяц назад

Yes, this is the greatest show! I was honestly anticipating it more than the actual movie.

@Depth217 Месяц назад

WHOA-OHH-OH-OH OH OH OH OH *stomp… stomp stomp****

@Double-R-Nothing Месяц назад

@@Depth217 And buried in your bones, there's an ache that you can't ignore Taking your breath Stealing your mind And all that was real is left behiiiiind

@dolphincrescent54 Месяц назад

1. When you grasp power, responsibility will follow you. 2. Responsibility is the love child of power, and you are the parent who must pay child support. 3. If someone is not going to take responsibility, then they must already be in power

@zonesproductions Месяц назад

When you gain the power of greatness that comes to you, then great responsibilities will follow you that you must adhere to, no matter the outcome, as responsibility and power go hand in hand when you have them come to you.

@dubstepbeecorsi6892 Месяц назад

are these actual movie lines or did you just make them up

@dolphincrescent54 Месяц назад

@@dubstepbeecorsi6892 I made them up.

@DracoMagnius 28 дней назад

Power corrupts so it's of the utmost importance you use it responsibly otherwise it will consume you.

@jackmack4181 Месяц назад

I find it hilarious that the actress that played in three 50 shades of gray movies, considered this spiderman flick to be her worst and regrettable one

@wolvepotter5858 Месяц назад

I know this dead horse has already been kicked enough, but Madame Web is the only horse i know that was kicked before production even began so I think it was a given

@dragondaveltd1992 Месяц назад

6:36 Aah, good ol' Blockbuster Video... GOD WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! COME BACK FROM THE DEAD FOR US, COME BAAAACK!!!

@Coolcoolcooldude Месяц назад

It's a law when you set something in the 80s, 90, or early 2000s, you have to show a video rental store. Stranger Things, Captain Marvel, and now Madame Web.

@genkaiba15 Месяц назад

I need to play as the special Clayfighters.

@sasoridokueki5754 Месяц назад

I think the last time I ever heard the “Why is it so mean?!” joke was in his review of “The Tommyknockers”

@wesleyoldham4222 Месяц назад

My favorite part is where Ezekiel's assistant says she doesn't know how much to de-age them, so she arbitrarily chooses 10 years. Then she sees the results and says "I didn't know we'd be targeting teenagers." Also, the line "I might walk the dog" at 7:17 is really bothering me. She knows her only pet is a cat, right?

@AntediluvianRomance 12 дней назад

She might walk someone else's dog. Just like she gives rides across the city to someone else's kids.

@jonmorris293 Месяц назад

Anyone else notice the Spider web had the Assassin's Creed emblem in the strands at 5:02 ?

@colonel1003 Месяц назад

Epic eye

@jonmorris293 Месяц назад

@@colonel1003 The Eagle's Eye

@jeuryrabassa4724 Месяц назад

I see it.

@genkaiba15 Месяц назад

😂

@jessedellross3245 Месяц назад

The idea behind the movie wasn’t a bad one. Three spider women destined to be hero’s defeat a villain, villain sends message back to early self, early self tries to take out said hero’s before they can stop him. It’s terminator so we all know the idea is sound. Just the execution didn’t work.

@ninjanibba4259 Месяц назад

The idea is still terrible

@erickamakeeaina1649 Месяц назад

I can see that working

@retsaMinnavoiG Месяц назад

@@ninjanibba4259 it's not though. Two amazing movies used that exact concept.

@ninjanibba4259 Месяц назад

@@retsaMinnavoiG except Terminator didn’t rely on the future to tell it’s present story, not to mention the threat had actual reason to target the victim

@retsaMinnavoiG Месяц назад

@@ninjanibba4259 that's exactly what Terminator is. We see the apocalypse future and Skynet starts to lose, so it goes back to stop the person it thinks will prevent that. In this movie we see the future of this guy getting killed so he goes back to stop the person he thinks will prevent that. The only difference in this movie is that the time travel is in his mind and not a physical thing. Taking action because you know the future from a vision and taking action because you know the future because you're from the future... is more or less the same thing. It's boils down to people with future knowledge taking action to prevent a future they don't want. That in no way means this movie is good like Terminator, just that the concept can be good like it was in terminator.

@BroNovaGaming Месяц назад

Doug being dubbed during the entirety of the opening sketch is Everything XD

@karelsmith-sx4qn Месяц назад

With corporate incompetence, comes Sony's Spider-Man Cinematic Universe.

@blueraccoon1088 Месяц назад

Hey DougI'm going the store anything you want? Doug: 2:23 Okay I'll be back

@kingsleycy3450 Месяц назад

I thought the film would reveal that Madame Web used time travel to bring all the girls to the same location, therefore setting a trap for the villain. The film doesn't do any fun thing with the time travel. I went into the film knowing it's bad, and the film overdelivered in that sense

@klimmr Месяц назад

2:06 Too bad they released Lisa Frankenstein on the exact same day.

@WolfRamAndHart Месяц назад

Doug's Madame Review/Sketch, makes him a worthy addition to my Pitch Meeting/Honest Trailer/Cinema Sins cavalcade of making fun of terrible movies.

@OmegaX9 Месяц назад

As poorly as most of the characters were mishandled in this, I feel like Ezekiel got the shaft more than anyone else. This is a character who in the comics was trying to help Peter Parker deal with Morlun, an enemy who was basically Morbius if he was almost Hulk-level strong and Terminator-level obsessed with killing Peter. Hell, Morlun actually KILLED Peter at one point, and he came from an entire family of people who hunted Spider-people across dimensions. This was the original Spider-Verse, and they could’ve used this movie to connect their live action to the Miles Morales flicks. On the other hand the comics also made Aunt May Peter’s biological mother, so I guess this movie could’ve actually been worse? Unless that’s Peter’s superspy sister…comics are weird.

@dylansharp8471 Месяц назад

"On the other hand the comics also made Aunt May Peter’s biological mother" Trouble?

@christianruffin1342 Месяц назад

20:09 "When you take on the responsibility, great power will come." *insert sigh from CinemaSins* Seriously, I groaned at this part when I watched it in theaters. I mean how original can you be.

@genkaiba15 Месяц назад

Someone better grab Great Power a towel or a sock or something. 🎉

@gracereads2917 Месяц назад

I feel so bad for Sydney Sweeney who really thought this was going to be a big role in the Spiderverse for her

@CosmicGoku529 Месяц назад

Don't feel too bad. She still has 2 big things that will keep her getting paid.

@erickamakeeaina1649 Месяц назад

The dubbing over with the villain was so obvious I got reminded of Kung Pow. So I laughed out loud when critic finally showed a clip of it.

@genkaiba15 Месяц назад

Wee-ooo-wee-oo-wee! 😂😂

@mariogirl8100 Месяц назад

I implore you to reconsider. *Says this in a deadpan manner while the while the footage shows emotion*

@akirayamaguchithekitsune4010 Месяц назад

9:19 if the Live actions Totally spies be like

@TheRibottoStudios Месяц назад

I feel like this movie would've been better if they played into the Cassandra trope of old legends. In popular culture, the "Cassandra character" is a play on Cassandra, a Trojan priestess dedicated to the god Apollo and fated by him to utter true prophecies but never to be believed. This is seen in the Warrior Cat books via Goosefeather, the ThunderClan medicine cat before Featherwhisker and Spottedleaf. His visions were never really believed in, despite them always coming true. From famine to smaller instances. If they had played up this trope, it would've created a lot of tension seamlessly in the film and made things so much more exciting.

@Ashurman666 Месяц назад

Not only that but the Cassandra Webb in the comics is blind. She doesn't do much because she's an old woman so basically all she does is give premonitions to the Spider People but imagine a blind Spider Person in active duty. Like Daredevil except more creepy

@wingedblogger7265 Месяц назад

By the way about the antagonist.. The whole point of him is that he chases threateningly while walking, but then he gets hit by some vehicle, then he gets up and starts walking AGAIN and gets hit by some vehicle AGAIN, that's pretty much the whole point of him..

@bluestreaker9242 Месяц назад

20:16 Why do I feel like this wasn't even part of the script? This really just felt like Doug was just getting something off his chest that's been bugging him since he saw the movie and was like "Ya know what? No! I need to rant about this!" I mean...I get it, changing the order in which the words of a famous quote are arranged doesn't make it clever writing: in fact, it can actually retroactively change the meaning of the quote in its entirety. What my mans is basically saying by his quote is that "Oh yeah, you didn't actually receive the power to see in to the future, you were just imagining that until the plot decided you took up the right moment to take up the responsibility and then poof there's your powers." Except...she kinda DID take responsibility so like...wut...? 🤔

@billjacobs521 Месяц назад

After she was already seeing into the future. So that line makes no sense in this context, and it also makes no sense in general.

@bluestreaker9242 Месяц назад

@@billjacobs521 Right? My thoughts exactly! XD