Just My Alexa - SOUTH PARK: POST COVID: THE RETURN OF COVID 

Can I sign up to it even in the UK?

Nah I’m pirating it.

@@Noremax ye if u can then do. I mite sign up then cancel the sub

@@tracysweeney5404 I’m pretty sure you can’t access Paramount+ outside the US and Canada without a VPN, I’m British myself and I don’t have a VPN so I couldn’t watch it without pirating it.

@@Noremax right I understand. I thought it would be to much hassle lol cheers fr the information 👍

The fact that these concepts by themselves are actually incredibly sad and depressing

It could be that he thinks having someone constantly judge him, would somehow make him want to improve himself.

Sounds like a Silent Hill thing with James Sunderland.

James Sunderland? Lmao

Don't forget Stan's real true love, Wendy Testaburger.

I mean it’s Stan’s fault She tried to be helpful but because Stan is related to randy he’s a crappy partner Edit: okay I’ll give you this, Alexa isn’t real, whether or not she was programmed to be the way she is, idk. One thing for sure is that unfortunately Stan is terrible partner as an adult. He copies his father so much that it comes to a point it’s not funny. Say what you want about Alexa but whenever she tries to help Stan, he berates her and keeps being a dick. Only around the second part does he calm down and apologizes But in part one he was a total lazy bum. How would you feel if your partner kept asking for sh*t, so damn lazy he can’t even reach a remote, and constantly be a total dick to you whenever you’re just trying to help, I know at least some of you knows how that feeling is like. *No wonder she was so pissed,* all that nonsense and now he’s asking for help. Whether Alexa was real or not no one should treat anyone like that. Luckily in this case she wasn’t, cause having someone like that version of Stan as a partner irl would be horrible. You don’t have to be perfect, not saying that, don’t start being a constant “yes ma’am” (or a simp) but don’t be a jerk to your partner. Edit 2: I will stand by this statement, dammit. All women are queens🤺 Edit 3: also for an Alexa, the AI seems insanely real. That’s why I’m kinda counting it as real but then again PC principle did warn everyone about ads taking over (like Leslie) but I guess he couldn’t stop them all. Tho I doubt he could’ve stopped Amazon.

@@excitedcat9517 All she does is recommend garbage for him to buy and go psycho robot octopus when she doesn't get what she wants

Bezos is taking notes.

It captures the abusibe wife so well

i'd buy one

That's the exact thing that goes off after I've said something stupid to my wife.

i gave you your 666th like :>

@@ChessPieceRook thank you, this is a big fucking day for me

It’s also realistic

Haha that part is extremely realistic. Been there done that.

Alexa: Shut up you alcoholic piece of sh”t!! Also Alexa: Want to find more about BestBuy’s newest headphones? Get them now at ########!

but you don't have a girlfriend

@@meyague but he does have an Alexa

Your girlfriend telling you when you're treating others badly is not a bad thing.

But your gf picking the worst times for these talks is. And if she does that, then chances are there really isnt an issue, shes just making one and also enjoys being an inconvenience.

Same

Really? Where is it sending you?

@@CrnogorskiNacionalista Brazil

🤣

Hahahaha

Jesus is God 🦁

That had me absolutely dying 🤣 😂 😭 💀

Priceless

He should've stayed out of his business.

Everyman knows this stress and pain. 😂

They are so fcking similar!!! ahahha

That’s because they’re both based off of them!!!

@@elijahtorres2688 The sky is blue, and the grass is green

Stan has his moms head but his dads face

💀💀

At least it made sense afterwards

The fact that she uses it to sell him products too to make her feel better as well

Can't what?

@@freedomandguns3231 ahhhh

Alexa's pms (( ;)

I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on RU-vid. I already make a lot of money on RU-vid. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, alex

@@AxxLAfriku Alex, that's the crappiest idea I've ever heard of. Utoob isn't going to help you in the event it/you fail.

@@AxxLAfriku the fraction of youtubers who make it is small, their work is largely pointless and will fall off rapidly with time, and you're better off doing something meaningful with your time. Go to school son, you won't regret it. This is coming from someone in med school

@@AxxLAfriku please fail

She is corporate bot emotionally manipulating Stan to buy shit from Amazon

Except for this episode. It just fell flat.

@@drestarman 'It' being your own expectations.

@@drestarman So you watch the episode and the clips of it but it sucks?

@@clyvefante7907just the episode. My algorithm gave me the clip that I just commented on. I actually find it odd that ppl enjoyed this episode, it really is the most unfunny episide they have produced. Tis my opinion and that won't change.

@@drestarman the algorithm gave you the clip and you chose to click on it even though you think it's unfunny

I'm guessing that Leslie Meyers survived her "death" and evolved "Detroit: Become Human" style.

Reminds me of someone... "I'm starting to wonder about you. I mean, you seem like a nice kid, but, don't you feel like you could be happier?"

Not real human feelings, programmed behavior protocols to make them feel more human for people as a selling point.

Lol yeah XD

Ikr

For me is not funny, is fucking annoying

No, it makes you want the Handmaid's Tale to become real.

@Galaxy Dew. Spoken like someone that's never been married to a complete nutter.

I love it, whoever plays alexa is doing it so well, what an annoying dramatic thing! 😂

They should have Alexa to play a song, if you do it in real life you’re transported to a Southpark world

I know that feeling

I understand where Stan is coming from. Been there too many times with my lady.

He is giving a quick lesson in marriage tactics.

Couldn't agree more

If there's "rampant consumerism" why does she need to persuade him to buy stuff? If anything it shows the opposite. People don't feel a need to buy stuff and their actual goals are leveraged to get them to buy stuff on the side.

@@MrCmon113 Fair point but here's my take... Rampant consumerism is two-sided: as consumers we can never get enough "stuff" while corporations will never be satiated. with enough cash. It's a self-perpetuating monster. If you still don't agree with me, stick around another 15-20 years and we'll see how the landscape looks. I could be wrong... but I doubt it. :-/

@@MrVara411 you can have enuogh stuff if you make it yourself; not everyone is a parasitic urbanite

@@morpheusgreene2704 I'm talking about the rule here, not the exceptions.

Fr funny and a good message

If u mean creators of south park. Yes they are. Kyle and Stan is horrible people

@八国联军攻占北京 China Virus与Wuhan Institute of Virology无关 Dude, get a life.

@@shakarreewashington3904 Everyone in south park are horrible people

@@anothergg2692 Wouldn't say everyone.

Yeah, I know.

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@@Djenkov Please remind to whoever is taking care of you to give you your pills.

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Are you sexist why do you like when women have mental breakdowns

@@nero3837 Bro it's a fucking fictional character based on a device that acts like Siri, who gives a fuck?

Indeed lol

@@nero3837 Yes.

I hope you're doing okay, veteran.

Abusive women exist. And we trust you

You noticed, best you can do is now that you know what to ignore, ignore it.

I'll only feel bad for you if you didn't re marry.

Was her name Alexa too?

Probably either Matt Stone or Trey Parker or both.

@@Vingul they have a creative team working with them btw 😁

@@republikadugave420 I know, I know ;)

And she projected def future

Bezos?

yeeah enslaving true AI is no good!

@@mho... That's the dumbest take on it that's possible.

@@MrTheclevercat how so?! conciousness should never be treated like property.... if you think otherwise, the problem lies with you!

When she cursed out Stan at the hotel I lost it! F You!

@@MrTheclevercat no it isn’t. If a true AI did exist then enslaving it would be cruel. This isn’t even a new concept in science fiction bro.

Can't argue with that!

That one guy- CAN YOU FUCK IT?

@@zenos02 😈😈😈 that’s me I’m that one guy

Okay.

@@lethalkp2341 The answer is somewhere between "no" and "maybe once a year with the way you behave"

She is more easier to de escalate tho

Wonder how snu snu would even work

@@ToyGuruMan she will initiate my guess.

Much more scariest than that A.i. already capable to recreate your long time deceased relatives (like grandmother) mind or thoughts if they left thorough diaries or texts, comments basically Facebook profiles. My textual GPT a.i. talked like Steven Hawking based on his tonnes of scientific paperwork.

@@marz.6102 just buy something and its done...lolz

Yeah no.

Hahaha XD

lmao

it is a parody of Joi from Blade Runner 2049 but in Blade Runner even the character Joi was an ad for the first place. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-cYJwFW1gY1U.html

@@fixpontt It certainly reminded me of Joi, but the bluntness of the ads just makes it so much darker.

it would be a pleasure to install adblock on her.

All of the sciences converge to find irresistable ways of getting you to buy stuff you didn't want. I for one welcome and love our robot overlords.

THAT IT... you nailed it. I couldn't put my finger on what specific effect Stan's interest was having... but that was it. (silly me) she was being heard. The writing in these two and the two before it... heck all of south park, who am I kidding... is absolute genius.

Hahaha

Alexa’s voice actor is the same person who voices most of the other female characters in the show

Your probably somebody who over analyzes shit that isn't there or thinks way to deep on things that don't matter at all lol

@@villreee5939 It would actually be, “You’re,” instead of, “your.” The reason why is because you’re addressing somebody directly so it would be, “you’re,” because it is short for, “you are.”

@@villreee5939 You're definitely the life of the party, aren't you?

Who knew covid would last for 30 yrs...

GET REAL

Kyle wasn't butting in. He was being completely reasonable. It's funny because every man knows somethi g reasonable will bring and unreasonable amount of backlash that simply isn't worth the trouble.

@@longshot5866 listen bud. The joke is that he has to be considerate of an Amazon Alexa's feelings to begin with. The humor is in how deadly serious his reaction is to Kyle, not in "hurhur, women are unreasonable".

@@dac314 I mean the line wasnt "do not fuck this up"....

@@David_Downs it wasn't a verbatim quote, but thank you for listening so intently that you felt you just *had* to say something.

Stan knows that listening to Alexa's ads is the only way to calm her down.

Where to watch fir free?

Haha yes that was funny, lol laugh out loude! Do you mind if I agree with this and use your refrence as my example, it was funny haha laugh out loud!

@@vitokurtic7371 Paramount+

@@vitokurtic7371 if you have a VPN, pirate it.

Nice to know that some things never change. And I feel bad for butters, grew up selling nft's to hide the fact that his parents never loved him.

It could be stan himself inserted the personality into her to feel less lonely

Who would think that computers would be making human decisions in the future?

I think the Alexa only bitches at adult Stan because he's such a jerk. Like I think the joke is that even an A.I. that would understandably be programmed to be as nice to people as possible is sick of adult Stan's s****y attitude and emptionally abusive behaviour

@@SurprisinglyDeep That isn't the joke. The joke stems from a recent article about Alexa where researchers are trying to program her to not take abuse from men so that men learn to be better human beings and how this is the logical conclusion to that. The joke is that they program her to be a bitch to men and this is the result.

@@SurprisinglyDeep Why does she only act nice when he agrees to buy shit she advertises tho?

No Stans not rich Kyle just got surprised that he kept going on with Alexis selling features while sounding like she was crying.

probably not on relationship anger but on daddy issues because it seemed like she wanted to cry when she calls stan an alcoholic pos of course she could be "acting" but it really felt like she was gonna cry but pulled herself together last second

@@fredygarcia3200 .... that's why it's called voice acting....

women

men

@@anothergg2692 Yes? How may we help you?

Wow. It's not scary. It's exactly how the producers see it

@Bryan Zepeda Right? He let them change the past. He gave up his family willingly in the end. He should have gotten at least a slightly better future. Fuck I will take mechanic cartman over homless cartman lol from the future self episode!

@Bryan Zepeda he had faith that God would save his family... and God was like nah... I'll pass 🤣🤣🤣

@@dickbiggerjr3613 b'cos it was a jew god! :D

@@dickbiggerjr3613 I mean yea, Cartman getting left fucked at the end is at the same time also classic South park. Lol I suppose I wish he had been redeemed because my friends made me him 😅 😂

@Bryan Zepeda Nothing about the ending was "realistic". It was lame because it was fraud.

I like the longer format too, looking forward for more

I think it stays fresh because they satirize current events, which are inherently fresh. But it's a format that works, I love seeing our society and our world being made fun of for how ridiculous it is sometimes

But they DID get boring for about 15 of those years. The fact that this quasi-reboot is hilarious doesn't alter that fact.

A self aware AI with real emotions, that could one day go rogue.

Ai girlfriend. South Park knew

@@user-ez4wz5nq9c I mean I use AI to write dirty stories. Much more fulfilling and doesn’t fill me with as much existential dread as an AI girlfriend would

@@Nilla187og the fuk

Obviously you didnt

@@anothergg2692 How did you come to that conclusion?.

@@jonnyboy0127 Youre picture, and cause youre watching South Park and... because when a man says "every man bla bla bla.." thats never happens to him.

@@anothergg2692 I'm married though. Man you just jump to conclusions don't you

True

Jesus. Future alexa is like....today's women. Weird.

@@longshot5866 You dont talk with women right?

Arbiter: "Chief, we don't have time for this."

@@JnGArtimation Arbiter never called Master Cheif "Chief" when they were enemies he and his kind called him Demon but when The Elites allied with UNSC They called him "Spartan"0

@@haydenfowle7576 Yea but you're ignoring the joke.

@@JnGArtimation i remember The Arbirer saying that i miss playing as The Arbiter and COOP if u could get 2 more people they play as Elites

Yeah no.

the only reason why she's "bitchy" is because stan has a shit personality. She was right about what she said about him. Stan is emotionally abusive.