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Kanye Has a Thing for Hitler, Republicans Set Sights on Abortion Ban & the State of Our Democracy 

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The Houston Astros evened up the World Series after four pitchers combined to throw the first no-hitter in a World Series since 1956, our guest/Phill native Rob McElhenney was paired with Miles Teller to catch the first pitch, a romantic moment happened at an Eagles game and we tracked the couple down, Netflix launched their new ad supported subscription plan, the artist formerly known as Kanye West has taken a big financial hit in the wake of his racist lunacy so fans have launched a GoFundMe page to make him a billionaire again, we’re learning more about Kanye’s fondness for Hitler, the midterm elections are on Tuesday and campaigns are pulling out all the stops, there is fear that if Republicans gain control of Congress they will almost certainly pass a nationwide ban on abortion, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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@ruthdelvalle4759
@ruthdelvalle4759 Год назад
Blue Tsunami 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
@solomonshv
@solomonshv Год назад
saw a bunch GQPers today claim that kimmel is a jew because he is making fun of kanye. in order to make their conspiracy theory seem real they just tell themselves that everyone they don't like is jewish.
@leadoucet1432
@leadoucet1432 Год назад
Omg. That's like the qbrain saying President Biden worships the devil and something something babies. I was howling with laughter by then. Or Walker saying that he'd put up his resume beside Obama's any day. Can't make this up.
@user-wt2me2fe5t
@user-wt2me2fe5t Год назад
Lier.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Maybe everyone they don't like is, but everyone who hates them is quite diverse.
@juliebraden6911
@juliebraden6911 Год назад
Wtf is a GQPer
@tonyreilley2842
@tonyreilley2842 Год назад
@@juliebraden6911 Members of the Grand Q Party.
@wildedgeknivesbytiagodemat3683
I wonder if "YE" knows that black people also burned in Hitler's pit?!
@usuk9316
@usuk9316 Год назад
I was just going to say that. It wasn't just Jews. It was blacks gays etc. He's such a idiot.
@mlpfanboy1701
@mlpfanboy1701 Год назад
Doubt it
@gregbors8364
@gregbors8364 Год назад
People like Ye, Candace Owens and Ben Shapiro support a political movement that would toss them in ovens just as soon as they stopped being useful
@kallen868
@kallen868 Год назад
He wouldn't care.
@wildedgeknivesbytiagodemat3683
@@gregbors8364 I said exactly something in those lines to Candace yesterday on Twitter.
@jwoolman5
@jwoolman5 Год назад
When I was a teenager in the 1960s, the kids I babysat would play with toys in front of the tv until the commercials came on. Then they stopped and watched intently, mesmerized. We all (me and them) knew all the jingles and could sing along... Then in my early 20s, I was shopping at one of the chain discount stores when suddenly a young toddler sitting in a cart burst out loudly with a perfect imitation of a particular disposable diaper commercial: “America, we’re out to change your diaper!” The mom was mortified, but I was seriously impressed. Sad to hear that the current crops of kiddos is missing out on this important part of American culture.
@penkast1605
@penkast1605 Год назад
Lord of the Rings fans are at Colbert show, Jimmy 😂, and I watch both of you. Love you! I survived T***p thanks to all of the late night show comedians.
@wonderrob3225
@wonderrob3225 Год назад
we haven't survived "Mr too smart to pay his taxes" his Maga minions are still attacking our democracy just like ISIS and other terrorist organizations
@penkast1605
@penkast1605 Год назад
@@wonderrob3225 I am lucky to live in Canada, but we start getting really sick when you guys sneeze…, so I mentally survived so far but not sure for how long…🤗
@kerrynicholls6683
@kerrynicholls6683 Год назад
I survived Tip? Top, Tic? What?
@jenniferv618
@jenniferv618 Год назад
@@kerrynicholls6683 🤣😂 I was trying to figure out the same thing!
@juliekay3662
@juliekay3662 Год назад
I second that
@GB-TX
@GB-TX Год назад
Oh my god please publish the elf on the shelf ad separately. I need to send it to every woman here in Texas stat!
@bendysplushstudio1892
@bendysplushstudio1892 Год назад
Talkshows always helps my stress and Jimmy Kimmel just made my day better
@Jays-ug9bd
@Jays-ug9bd Год назад
Do u wish he was your father, Arthur Fleck?
@bendysplushstudio1892
@bendysplushstudio1892 Год назад
@@POPCORN_BRAWL to me I was doing stress because I used to be very political, now and then not really anymore And
@nativeseneca7181
@nativeseneca7181 Год назад
That's cause your simple minded and can't figure out a better way to relieve stress besides watching a gas lighter spread lies and make fun of people.
@MsUrbangirl
@MsUrbangirl Год назад
Totally agree
@laurensspruit1647
@laurensspruit1647 Год назад
I'm not even American and your country stresses me out. Kimmel is great, even though I know nothing about Baseball.
@jeffgudenkauf3773
@jeffgudenkauf3773 Год назад
"Artist formerly known as an artist" killed me.
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 Год назад
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗❤️👍
@davidrobertson5881
@davidrobertson5881 Год назад
Show is ‘terrific’ but his ratings suck. Guess most folks don’t agree with you.
@raslalique
@raslalique Год назад
That Birth Con Troll is genuinely scary
@jimm.6542
@jimm.6542 Год назад
Sad thing is it’s not far from what right wingers actually want to do. 😱
@davespanksalot8413
@davespanksalot8413 Год назад
Guaranteed someone had thought about it seriously...
@jimm.6542
@jimm.6542 Год назад
@@davespanksalot8413 Some republicans have already talked about tracking menstrual cycles and travel outside a state. They didn’t think that skit up out of thin air. 🤷🏽‍♂️
@davespanksalot8413
@davespanksalot8413 Год назад
@@jimm.6542 It's a worry when people think of those things unironically...
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 Год назад
Back in the day, visiting foreigners (or immigrants) would marvel that passports weren’t necessary to cross state lines. MAGA takes over, passports will be mandatory.
@chillybbbee747
@chillybbbee747 Год назад
OMGOODNESS!!!!! The commercial for the Birth ConTroll was soooo funny, I fell out of bed and rolled on the floor laughing. I'm going to share with everyone who had to go to sleep for work Friday morning. Too good for anyone to miss!!!!!
@csjrogerson2377
@csjrogerson2377 Год назад
Odd that abortion is banned in mainly the Religious Fascist States. The Birth con Troll was brilliant. Sounded like it was narrated by the lady from the Juice Media.
@lastnamefirst4035
@lastnamefirst4035 Год назад
The religious welfare states
@ranestorypictures1738
@ranestorypictures1738 Год назад
Self loathing is real! Admiring those who think you're inferior is the definition of insanity.
@roni6215
@roni6215 Год назад
Well , if Jesus loved you , you would be a billionaire too .
@janne639
@janne639 Год назад
@@roni6215 ??
@marcushamner5994
@marcushamner5994 Год назад
Jimmy Kimmel is a legend. Best talk show ever. Not to mention he and his cousin Sal are comic book and wrestling geeks🤓👊🏾
@jamesfry4058
@jamesfry4058 Год назад
He's great but I'm an old guy and he's no Letterman.
@wajj1842
@wajj1842 Год назад
Loved "Birth con Troll"! One of the best you've every done. We need to get women pissed again like they were in Kansas in June. VOTE Blue!
@scottpetitclerc9213
@scottpetitclerc9213 Год назад
Vote blue because you like inflation? high gas prices? maybe a ww3 with Russia? open boarders? are you stupid? Biden , Harris , Pelosi? Thats the brains of the outfit? Dude go do some real research on your party, Quit getting your politics from a comedy/ political hack. How in the hell do you think we go to place in our country in less than a year after Biden took office??? ITS BECAUSE OF BIDEN AND BLUE!! WTF ARE YOU THHINKING!
@wajj1842
@wajj1842 Год назад
@@scottpetitclerc9213 Hi Scott. What is your opinion of Donald Trump?
@nikolaipersad4098
@nikolaipersad4098 Год назад
THIS!!
@texaskippen
@texaskippen Год назад
@@wajj1842 what is your opinion of Biden?
@wajj1842
@wajj1842 Год назад
@@texaskippen I don't agree with all his policies, and he has made some mistakes (Afgan withdrawal). But I do think he is a good man who cares about helping others and protecting our democracy.
@abdirahmanmohamed9159
@abdirahmanmohamed9159 Год назад
jimmy have taught me the english language 🙏 love from 🇸🇪
@ToadyWoods
@ToadyWoods Год назад
“Jimmy has taught me ~ “😊 (hope I helped). I love Sweden by the way. “Tallest man on earth” and “Daniel Norgren” and Jonas Jonasson are my favorite musicians and writers.
@monolithsound
@monolithsound Год назад
Guillermo is a national treasure!
@Ed_Crane
@Ed_Crane Год назад
How?
@skoll_5682
@skoll_5682 Год назад
@@Ed_Crane I'll have a guess.....He's good willed and not a prick like a lot of people these days. Seems like a low bar but.......
@monolithsound
@monolithsound Год назад
@@Ed_Crane Exactly!! How, indeed, Billy Bob. How... indeed.
@sea_triscuit7980
@sea_triscuit7980 Год назад
Yes Jimmy 👍
@Josh-up5pf
@Josh-up5pf Год назад
@@monolithsound yeah how are there this many bots in one comment section
@sawtooth808
@sawtooth808 Год назад
Nice to see Kanye’s nickname of Yedolf gaining traction.
@yanivazriel7556
@yanivazriel7556 Год назад
That joke about “the most exciting thing that can happen in baseball is nothing” is straight from the great George Carlin
@schimidg
@schimidg Год назад
George Carlin…wasn’t it Billy Crystal?
@stevereber3358
@stevereber3358 Год назад
Baseball is about going HOME....
@janlam01
@janlam01 Год назад
I like it when they post the monologue on RU-vid before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time). -- It's 10:12pm ET
@caspianblue4141
@caspianblue4141 Год назад
More people streaming than watching commercial break TV
@FrankBenlin
@FrankBenlin Год назад
I like it when you like it that they post the monologue on RU-vid before the actual airtime on television. (You're in eastern time).
@cathygibson5157
@cathygibson5157 Год назад
Jew tube
@thedocklighter
@thedocklighter Год назад
Aside from missing the remotely activated pinhole camera in the Birth ConTROLL, that's literally what they would do if they get into power. No joke.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Год назад
What Herschel Walker can offer to his state is story time about animals.
@billgabrielsonjr7259
@billgabrielsonjr7259 Год назад
@ Space Force Commander With pictures, maybe even pop ups.
@penguinista
@penguinista Год назад
"Barbie's my fertility vessel!" from Republi-Ken at 10:15 is epic.
@hg60justice
@hg60justice Год назад
commercials are funny jimmy. my daughter at 3 in 1999 had learned " each sold separately, batteries not included." 🤣
@gilbertcanul9537
@gilbertcanul9537 Год назад
I wouldn't give Kanye the lint in my pocket.
@daverodgers779
@daverodgers779 Год назад
Nor the lint from my navel!
@pamelacass9642
@pamelacass9642 Год назад
Y'all got LINT?!?!?
@daverodgers779
@daverodgers779 Год назад
@@pamelacass9642 yeh, just a little.
@daverodgers779
@daverodgers779 Год назад
@@christophercannon1537 your generosity is only exceeded by your sarcasm, unless of course that was a genuine offer? Would you consider delivering it yourself?
@blazekush7
@blazekush7 Год назад
I wouldn’t want it either. Anything that touched u
@Cha1933
@Cha1933 Год назад
And I was very happy to hear Biden finally say they're going to tax the oil companies big gains
@GuitarGuy4647
@GuitarGuy4647 Год назад
Which is going to raise the price of gas even more.
@DougUnfunny
@DougUnfunny Год назад
Birth Con Troll was fire.
@geegaw1535
@geegaw1535 Год назад
VOTE BLUE VOTE BLUE VOTE BLUE
@jaynorris3722
@jaynorris3722 Год назад
BLUE TSUNAMI ACROSS THE NATION IN NOVEMBER
@eviedson
@eviedson Год назад
🤣🤣🤣
@cp368productions2
@cp368productions2 Год назад
Having only one party in power would destroy this country as long as they are polarized.
@petergriffiinbirdistheword
@petergriffiinbirdistheword Год назад
Nothing funnier than the red wave of hate and blood. I am not a Democrat, but I voted blue 💙
@powerToYourself36
@powerToYourself36 Год назад
Y?
@geeayy8748
@geeayy8748 Год назад
The only thing missing in the birth con-troll skit was "AVAILABLE AT WALGREENS" 😂😂😂
@goddessvision6001
@goddessvision6001 Год назад
VOTE DEMOCRAT 💙
@simondewitt7161
@simondewitt7161 Год назад
Trump and Kanye have a similar gofundme...
@RobinaB530
@RobinaB530 Год назад
And world view--It's all about me.
@justinflick6802
@justinflick6802 Год назад
Jimmy is a LIVING LEGEND
@loveforeignaccents
@loveforeignaccents Год назад
Fallon is, indeed!
@Josh-up5pf
@Josh-up5pf Год назад
Are y'all bots like wtf
@rayhanali9258
@rayhanali9258 Год назад
@@loveforeignaccents Fallon is the worst.
@loveforeignaccents
@loveforeignaccents Год назад
@@rayhanali9258 He's the best in my book! To each their own.
@davidrobertson5881
@davidrobertson5881 Год назад
But his ratings suck.
@LamaMama26
@LamaMama26 Год назад
Birth conTroll was funny. Thanks for speaking up for pregnant people jimmy!
@vanessawhitneypro
@vanessawhitneypro Год назад
And for people who wish NOT to be! Jimmy's such a good man!
@virgominerva2665
@virgominerva2665 Год назад
@@vanessawhitneypro Amen!💙💙💙💙
@susanmaher301
@susanmaher301 Год назад
@@virgominerva2665 I'll
@shellimendoza6875
@shellimendoza6875 Год назад
😂😂😂yes
@bunnynooryani7020
@bunnynooryani7020 Год назад
Scary, too
@steverichards1482
@steverichards1482 Год назад
You can keep kanye west busy for days by handing him an orange juice bottle that has the word 'concentrate' on it
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Oh my God! That was brilliant!
@stirlingfletcher7040
@stirlingfletcher7040 Год назад
Hey, it works on Herschel.
@realbadcorps
@realbadcorps Год назад
Now all we'd need is some sort of camp to contain him
@lynng4700
@lynng4700 Год назад
You're funny 😁
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 Год назад
I love that
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 Год назад
You and Guillermo are the best, Jimmy! 🤗 🩵💙🩵
@davidrobertson5881
@davidrobertson5881 Год назад
The best ? But the ratings suck. Some show on FOX is beating him.
@wendelynanderson9517
@wendelynanderson9517 Год назад
I still remember all the words to the theme songs for the Beverly Hillbillies, The Flintstones & The Patty Duke Show.
@juliebraden6911
@juliebraden6911 Год назад
Congrats I guess?
@wendelynanderson9517
@wendelynanderson9517 Год назад
@@juliebraden6911 aspects of pop culture, whether tv show theme songs or characters or catch-phrases from commercials, have a way of embedding themselves into your brain with no effort at all on your part.
@charleBerglund
@charleBerglund Год назад
That Betty Bowers speaking on the Barbie Segment, I like Betty!
@leadoucet1432
@leadoucet1432 Год назад
I love Mrs Betty. And Randy Rainbow.
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 Год назад
Please vote
@coreyzek
@coreyzek Год назад
Wow! Caught this 20 mins after the upload and also before bed! What a treat!
@GB-TX
@GB-TX Год назад
You don't need to thank us for watching from Texas… We watch you anyways! And love you! ...The Astros are fn cheaters. -❤ from Dallas
@virgominerva2665
@virgominerva2665 Год назад
Yes! 💙💙💙💙💙
@BlueCollarBandit
@BlueCollarBandit Год назад
Yuck 🤢
@petergriffiinbirdistheword
@petergriffiinbirdistheword Год назад
Fun Fact: Black people traded Kanye for Eminem YEARS ago. 💀
@NickJ.Carr714
@NickJ.Carr714 Год назад
shut up.
@scaryterry9027
@scaryterry9027 Год назад
We got the shitty end of that trade fer sure.
@rikkitaylor107
@rikkitaylor107 Год назад
Damn, that's a mike drop 😳
@rikkitaylor107
@rikkitaylor107 Год назад
@@scaryterry9027 😂
@jacquelineleitch7050
@jacquelineleitch7050 Год назад
Keep the misogyny strong bro!
@Michaelkaydee
@Michaelkaydee Год назад
The Birth Con Troll bit is brilliant... should be played at Prime Time everywhere every day until the mid terms
@cynthiamason4069
@cynthiamason4069 Год назад
Your writers are pun masters of the highest order. Wish my dad was alive to hear some of your brilliancy like, YE DOLF. ☆♡☆♡☆♡
@kellygoodman4773
@kellygoodman4773 Год назад
The trolls thing was great! Jimmy always gets the point across with laughter.
@beerguy177
@beerguy177 Год назад
jimmy is brilliant 👏
@kait6994
@kait6994 Год назад
The proposal thing is hilarious bc an old friend of mine from college literally proposed to his gf at the Phillies game (game 5) tonight. She said yes! Lol
@OfficialDailyDrivenExotics
@OfficialDailyDrivenExotics Год назад
Thanks for watching you have selected among our lucky winners send me a direct message right away👆👆 to claim your prizes.
@JasonCarney.
@JasonCarney. Год назад
Birth ConTroll deserves an Emmy! 🏆
@xy6845
@xy6845 Год назад
I was reading it deserves an enemy.. well nevermind.
@henryhill3778
@henryhill3778 Год назад
Dislike!
@annesmith9909
@annesmith9909 Год назад
i’m a huge fan of Jimmy from Scotland UK. His show makes my day he is funny but has such a genuine warm kind heart with a bit of mischief. He’s also fearless and says what needs to be said . He is the best Stephen and Seth good but just not Jimmy. ps hate james Cordon you can keep him😊
@seedhillbruisermusic7939
@seedhillbruisermusic7939 Год назад
I'm fae Scotland too and I totally agree, especially about James Cordon!
@joanne4758
@joanne4758 Год назад
@@seedhillbruisermusic7939 Kia Ora from New Zealand. It always saddens me when people use the word *Hate*. Hate breeds hate - we can learn a lot from USA at the moment.
@rosehill9537
@rosehill9537 Год назад
@@joanne4758 hi from Australia 🇦🇺 I agree. Hate breeds hate and there is too much in the world 🌎 right now.
@fredylucas2484
@fredylucas2484 Год назад
Anne Smith why hate your fellow English man?
@seedhillbruisermusic7939
@seedhillbruisermusic7939 Год назад
@@fredylucas2484 James Cordon is english not scottish, he is not her fellow englishman anymore than you're guatemalan. Plus he's horribly rude to serving staff. Only dicks are rude to badly paid wait staff.
@zoraida3282
@zoraida3282 Год назад
The Kanye figure was first unveiled at Madame Tussauds London in 2015. On Oct. 26, 2022 the organization announced that it had removed the figure from public viewing. "Ye's figure has been retired from the attraction floor to our archive," a spokesperson for Madame Tussauds London told The Guardian. "Each profile earns their place at Madame Tussauds London and we listen to our guests and the public on who they expect to see at the attraction."
@MaxStArlyn
@MaxStArlyn Год назад
So what Ye was warning us about turns out to be true…interesting.
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 Год назад
"Kanye is unpredictable, when everyone else Sieg Heils he Zag Heils." omfg
@kitcoffey7194
@kitcoffey7194 Год назад
I think Woody Allen said this first, but I can't find it right now.
@juliebraden6911
@juliebraden6911 Год назад
Yeah we watched the video too but thanks for the partial transcript I guess.
@justinh6044
@justinh6044 Год назад
That was so funny that it took a few seconds for the person pushing the "laugh light button" to realize it.
@caro.caro.9578
@caro.caro.9578 Год назад
Vote 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@Ellierua
@Ellierua Год назад
Jimmy is so good, and his writers don't rip off other comedians jokes..
@pecny
@pecny Год назад
Kimmel's writers are top notch.
@winstonsmith8565
@winstonsmith8565 Год назад
I hope Jimmy Kimmel continues joking about Trump for years
@terencehamilton4219
@terencehamilton4219 Год назад
trumptards are crying snowflakes just like their orange god they worship
@goldenstate66
@goldenstate66 Год назад
Trump can't receive his last rites soon enough for me.
@rivertrail8619
@rivertrail8619 Год назад
He will because Trump will be president again...lolz
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief Год назад
@@rivertrail8619 Sorry, he already won two elections, can't win a third!
@ValerieCH1
@ValerieCH1 Год назад
River Trail...I think you should take a hike.
@auntiewewe972
@auntiewewe972 Год назад
Thanks to Jimmy, and Tommy Campbell for making things a little more bearable with their humor and talent .
@ValerieCH1
@ValerieCH1 Год назад
I LOVE Tommy.
@9852323
@9852323 Год назад
Eww
@daverodgers779
@daverodgers779 Год назад
The socks stay on.
@angelamaryquitecontrary4609
@@daverodgers779 My morning hot bod...
@daverodgers779
@daverodgers779 Год назад
@@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 just for Jasyn, with a why?
@ladybrooks3885
@ladybrooks3885 Год назад
Please vote 💙
@stever68
@stever68 Год назад
I long for the days of Johnny Carson. Carson was charming and funny. Neither political party was extreme. I still don’t really know who he would have voted for. Because both parties were options for reasonable people. I love Kimmel because he is a funny, likable, reasonable guy.
@freya8133
@freya8133 Год назад
Carson HATED Trump.
@misspm8157
@misspm8157 Год назад
Just like when they pushed cable TV decades ago, it had no commercials...once everyone had it all the stations had commercial. Streaming services wi) do the same ..
@oscargr_
@oscargr_ Год назад
Even the TV on airplanes have commercials.
@felixrivero2568
@felixrivero2568 Год назад
Vote blue
@gregorchard7881
@gregorchard7881 Год назад
Does Kanye understand Hitlers view of blacks?
@katalac
@katalac Год назад
Probably not..he doesn't understand much
@harryh9922
@harryh9922 7 месяцев назад
Kanye is black? 🤔🤔
@gregorchard7881
@gregorchard7881 7 месяцев назад
@@harryh9922 Does his Dad know?..🤣🤣
@dannmarceau9743
@dannmarceau9743 Год назад
"Barbie's my fertility vessel" -- Republi-Ken
@woopimagpie
@woopimagpie Год назад
Baseball: The best part of the game is when nothing is happening. Test Cricket: Hold my beer.
@davespanksalot8413
@davespanksalot8413 Год назад
Test cricket gives you something to listen to as you drift in and out of consciousness on a stinking hot boxing day! Back when there was no aircon it was a necessity...
@mrDredd1966
@mrDredd1966 Год назад
Don't let Americans watch test cricket for f..ks sake.. Let them watch 20-20 cricket, they might enjoy this form of cricket!!🏏
@woopimagpie
@woopimagpie Год назад
@@davespanksalot8413 Funny you would out yourself all over the internet as such an uncultured swine. 🙂
@woopimagpie
@woopimagpie Год назад
@@mrDredd1966 Americans don't have the intelligence or the endurance to understand Test Cricket. As you say, T20 is much more to their taste.
@sealyoness
@sealyoness Год назад
Now stop making me giggle about baseball. 😏
@MulrySquare
@MulrySquare Год назад
THANK YOU JIMMY KIMMEL for defending your right to tell us our rights are on the line. WE APPRECIATE your very pointed satire aimed at actual fascism. Bravo. You are a hero.
@evenflowsteven
@evenflowsteven Год назад
That wedding proposal was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! 😂
@juliebraden6911
@juliebraden6911 Год назад
Football fans are so pathetic.
@mrbig1022
@mrbig1022 Год назад
Wow
@ywoulduchoosetousethis
@ywoulduchoosetousethis Год назад
Dude was smooth about it tho.
@dtschuor459
@dtschuor459 Год назад
Truth…but it was also very sweet. Clearly , in love. May they happily tailgate ‘til death do they part.
@Dubs.C.
@Dubs.C. Год назад
How can you not love Guillermo?? He should get $500 of powerball tickets and just hand them out to homeless people
@rujiel4620
@rujiel4620 Год назад
Sure why not, the world is full of false hope.
@jeromesullivan4015
@jeromesullivan4015 Год назад
So, let a homeless person win..! I get the sentiment, however..how about a Beer or Cigarette as the poor dupe will end up in court for tax evasion, unlike trump who is a pro😅
@coryryder9070
@coryryder9070 Год назад
i thought my freckle meant i am black but with kayne nope
@miggareto
@miggareto Год назад
Why not give them their first hit of crack while you’re at it too?
@marelinem541
@marelinem541 Год назад
@@rujiel4620 "Sure why not, the world is full of false hope." Yeah, and wouldn't it make more sense to donate the $500 to helping the homeless ...
@michaeljohnangel6359
@michaeljohnangel6359 Год назад
That Birth Con Troll is brilliant. It should go viral !!!!!!!!
@justinh6044
@justinh6044 Год назад
It's Jimmy Kimmel. It won't.
@gobotjones
@gobotjones Год назад
YE DOLF!! I love it. I hope it sticks!
@VicariousAquarius
@VicariousAquarius Год назад
Tell the young adults to VOTE!!!!
@Aurora_Alexander
@Aurora_Alexander Год назад
that is a real gfm for the ferrets... i love that she has so many pics of them on her page. hope they get a great Christmas!
@anthonyjames4383
@anthonyjames4383 Год назад
Why are people sending money to billionaires please answer me that or millionaires
@fugamante1539
@fugamante1539 Год назад
The Troll sketch was so good
@xy6845
@xy6845 Год назад
Those Barbie dolls killed me 🤣
@Oldmangamess
@Oldmangamess Год назад
Good thing that we won’t hear from Kanye in a month and when he does he is going to be even crazier
@rebeccanorris8687
@rebeccanorris8687 Год назад
Let's go ladies vote blue! Vote for your democracy 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙
@loveforeignaccents
@loveforeignaccents Год назад
LOL. Vote blue if you love crime and free handouts, this numbnut meant to say. Don't be so naive, Bec.
@rocktricity9277
@rocktricity9277 Год назад
No thanks, I’m looking forward to the big red tsunami. I can’t wait to drink liberal 😢tears. Soyboys and snowflakes are gonna need to find the nearest safe space bubbles to hide and cry in, 😂 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,,, let’s go Brandon baby, yeahhhhhh
@CollinSamatas
@CollinSamatas Год назад
6:25 "When other people zig heil, he zag heils, y'know?" HAHAHAHAHA my goodness
@ricmorales3406
@ricmorales3406 Год назад
I didn't get it. Please halp
@c.b.barlow
@c.b.barlow Год назад
@@ricmorales3406 paired with the salute...it's offensive. The joke wasn't any better.
@shahnulislam9897
@shahnulislam9897 Год назад
nice clean and crisp clear vibrato! keep singing!
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 Год назад
The troll bit was hilarious!!!
@travelbonne4872
@travelbonne4872 Год назад
Jimmy is the best ❤
@jc1204
@jc1204 Год назад
Everyone must vote especially the young people your future is in your vote.
@thunderousapplause
@thunderousapplause Год назад
please. vote. Blue. Help.
@loveforeignaccents
@loveforeignaccents Год назад
You must get benefits.
@thunderousapplause
@thunderousapplause Год назад
@@loveforeignaccents I will get Social Security someday but that’s not a benefit that’s something I paid into. It’s my money that I let the government use…unless Repubs win and take it away.
@SplendidFellow
@SplendidFellow Год назад
Thanks for covering baseball, Jimmy! Even if the audience didn't seem to care, baseball fans appreciate it!
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 Год назад
Watching on RU-vid, I skipped through it.
@tonygrowley5275
@tonygrowley5275 Год назад
Baseball is slow and boring.
@TahtahmesDiary
@TahtahmesDiary Год назад
I don’t even get what historical moment they were asking the player about lmao I’m so lost
@TahtahmesDiary
@TahtahmesDiary Год назад
@@tonygrowley5275 Yet if you fall asleep, that’s when the one interesting moment of the game will happen, guaranteed.
@tonygrowley5275
@tonygrowley5275 Год назад
@@TahtahmesDiary I played when i was a kid, just sand lot stuff. I only did it to get along withe pack, never liked it much..
@GymAndSun
@GymAndSun Год назад
“Black Skinhead” song by Kanye years ago … these guys always love to hint and play
@JGComments
@JGComments Год назад
I got that LOTR joke you made Jimmy… and I’m proud of you.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
And I'm guessing so was Stephen!
@xy6845
@xy6845 Год назад
Nerds of the world unite!
@lesleyhall8644
@lesleyhall8644 Год назад
Brilliant ad for birthcon troll! !
@sittentotheright
@sittentotheright Год назад
I love this show
@veselsvocal
@veselsvocal Год назад
Raise the pay for whoever made the birth control commercial
@msc8663
@msc8663 Год назад
Close captions please. Love you jimmy
@lynnerholmes
@lynnerholmes Год назад
THANK YOU for consistently providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!
@massey4business
@massey4business Год назад
Is it me or does the "Birth con Troll" resemble Lindsey Graham? 😂 😂 🤣
@xy6845
@xy6845 Год назад
I was more thinking of Rudy Giuliani
@ricksanchez1838
@ricksanchez1838 Год назад
Kinda ironic how one of "Ye's" lyrics from Flashing Lights were "Damn, these N**as I hate more than the Nazis"
@juliebraden6911
@juliebraden6911 Год назад
Why did you put quotes on his name
@ricksanchez1838
@ricksanchez1838 Год назад
@@juliebraden6911 He doesn't deserve to be called Ye anymore and hasn't for the past 7 years...
@damage98
@damage98 Год назад
The Kanye bit was comedy gold.
@TakaComics
@TakaComics Год назад
With the part about kids not knowing commercials, I'm reminded of Patton Oswalt's bit where he says he has taken classes in CPR but can't remember what to do first because his brain is taken up by the jingle for Oarsman Dodge in Sterling, VA. That's what it means to be an American!
@killerjoke2945
@killerjoke2945 Год назад
The Birth ConTROLL looks weirdly like Lindsey Graham. No seriously, he looks exactly like Lindsey!
@kaydevault6239
@kaydevault6239 Год назад
we should be ashamed as a society , Joe Biden did so much for us , we are ungrateful and expect everything yesterday that we are willing to give up everything forever because we think we cannot wait. too much is never enough shame on Americans if democrats do not bring this home ( democracy) vote blue now
@sealyoness
@sealyoness Год назад
Why anyone expects a president to perform miracles, fix everyone's problems, then whines... they ought to look in the mirror and open about how perfect they are. And then wake up to adulthood.
@greezeball4110
@greezeball4110 Год назад
like what
@DanielLuvsMilfs
@DanielLuvsMilfs Год назад
Trump>
@3rdcoastpapi
@3rdcoastpapi Год назад
Sheep you are
@billvarner6548
@billvarner6548 Год назад
What the hell has he done? Seriously. Gutted our economy, Has us on the brink of WW3, The best thing he's done so far has gave the whole world something to laugh at. And believe me they are all laughing, Even our closest allies think we are a joke.
@freda2758
@freda2758 Год назад
I'm not finding any comfort in these shows. I feel people are not taking these threats serious enough. We are in big trouble if we don't vote to keep the GOP out of power.
@lastnamefirst4035
@lastnamefirst4035 Год назад
As Willie Nelson said "Vote Em Out"
@strangemanmtd8350
@strangemanmtd8350 Год назад
Kanye is a real uncle ruckus or clayton bigsby.
@trillj1237
@trillj1237 Год назад
Lol Yall know nothing.... your the real uncle ruckuses.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Год назад
Klanye Bigsby.
@MrPokebozz
@MrPokebozz Год назад
Your a liberal and if you were black that would make you an uncle rukus.
@keithramsey5637
@keithramsey5637 Год назад
America just might f*ck this up… But you know… “gas prices.”
@Danny-bv6zv
@Danny-bv6zv Год назад
I have two main questions. Is it now only allowed to think in extremes ? If, for example, someone speaks negatively about a group of people, does it immediately follow that this person also wants to exterminate this group of people ? I think not. My second question is that no one can be wrong today ? If someone says something that we disagree with, should we immediately think badly of the person who said something that we disagree with ? I think we are human because we can be wrong and if we think that someone is wrong we should not immediately crucify them !
@jonny-b4954
@jonny-b4954 Год назад
3:58 Yes, you should know the corporate advertising nonsense.... hahah right. We should honestly ban advertising, hahah. And spam/solicitation calls!
@EPlace11
@EPlace11 Год назад
Delivery isn’t just free, it’s mandatory ☠️☠️💀💀
@juliebraden6911
@juliebraden6911 Год назад
We watched it too, thanks.
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