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Karl Pilkington's Funniest Childhood Memories | Compilation, School Days Special 

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@funkyskypilot
@funkyskypilot 5 месяцев назад
Karl is in total control of this podcast. The fact that people are conned into believing that he’s the fall guy is testimony to the amazing comic chemistry at work between these three friends. It’s all an amazingly funny act. It’s total comedic genius.
@jaymercer4692
@jaymercer4692 2 года назад
Karls tone of voice and intonation doesn’t change whatsoever except for some very rare occasions. But when they’re talking about his old school mates you can hear the smile on his face.
@zorn1745
@zorn1745 Год назад
We yeah its wholesome af
@stephenprince4731
@stephenprince4731 Год назад
Øo009 O
@jonntischnabel
@jonntischnabel Год назад
I agree with Karl that my paper round was the best job I ever had. I loved mine, the fresh air, exercise, time to think etc. Amazing days. 😎
@rickewilde
@rickewilde 11 месяцев назад
I actually did my paper round on autopilot. Sometimes I'd finish the round and didn't remember starting it 😂😂
@coulsy9648
@coulsy9648 4 месяца назад
I disagree it was fucking shit
@avamasquerade
@avamasquerade 3 месяца назад
But it really took its tohl on your kidnehs what with a ll the stress n wut avya. ..
@ukguy
@ukguy 3 месяца назад
I used to do 4 rounds a day, took about 2 hours. Got 60 quid a week in the early 90s. I was the richest kid about lol.
@PROUDCANADIANGIRL
@PROUDCANADIANGIRL 3 месяца назад
I had a paper route as a kid too Karl and I loved it! My papers and flyers were delivered at 5:30am and I was up by 6am as a 10 yr old and I got my banana seat bike out with a front basket and threw my papers and flyers until 7:30am.. I would go home and have a bowl of porridge our mom made , grab my Fonzie lunch kit and head to school. It’s 2O24 now… how many kids do that today? And if they do, how Many unaccompanied without a parent?! I will bet ZERO!!!!!!! I get Karl about the paper route… I loved it too! As adults now we all have bosses who Can be dick heads. Karl and I are the same age by a year. I’m a 71 kid and he is a 72 kid. He and I always talk about how times have changed
@davy_K
@davy_K 14 дней назад
10:48 Karl is a magical combo of innocence, experience, open mindedness, kindness and intelligence unfettered by formal education.
@jamesmccartney5324
@jamesmccartney5324 2 года назад
Karl is a one off he is hilarious. He’s not out to make people laugh he is just down to earth and naturally funny. Could listen to these for hours 😂
@karlh4718
@karlh4718 Год назад
Same his the funniest guy ever😂😂
@wezzbeet2923
@wezzbeet2923 Год назад
No hes a comedian
@joachim595
@joachim595 Год назад
Ricky is horrible though. Even when Karl talks about thinking he heard a ghost as a child he needs to be the “smart” guy in the room who preaches his materialistic stuff. He’s arrogant really and loves to point out how his “logic” is flawless.
@The8Music8Guy
@The8Music8Guy Год назад
@@joachim595 he just lacks a bit of wisdom imo. He’a mostly just intelligence. Of course he’s now a bit older now though so may be not be the same
@wezzbeet2923
@wezzbeet2923 Год назад
Ricky to make Karl look stupid and he's building a wrong impression of him and it's totally wrong.karl is funmierr,started and not as fat
@TheFireproofWitch
@TheFireproofWitch 2 года назад
These podcasts have helped me get through depression and anxiety so many times. Thank you Ricky Karl and Steve ❤️
@daveclarke8913
@daveclarke8913 3 года назад
..She was just a Bog standard old woman" 😅😅😅
@clemteetonball1250
@clemteetonball1250 3 года назад
Let's hope she didn't end up a wewe.
@roraz114
@roraz114 2 года назад
Clem Teetonball 😆😆😆😆
@joewright9879
@joewright9879 Год назад
“…there’s sandwiches at the bar.”
@YouSmokeChed
@YouSmokeChed 10 месяцев назад
@@clemteetonball1250that’s brings a memory when did he say that haha
@jakesmyth1719
@jakesmyth1719 5 месяцев назад
I cannot believe how much this podcast has helped me through my life 😊❤
@barbecuedsimsbaby
@barbecuedsimsbaby 3 года назад
This gives me a will to live 😂
@fellow-winner6560
@fellow-winner6560 3 года назад
This podcast has helped brighten my day
@callmecharlie37
@callmecharlie37 3 года назад
Thank you - Karl P
@Algorithm347
@Algorithm347 3 года назад
Me to ...... second lockdown just announced .... lots more Karl needed
@dannyboy_dannyboy8274
@dannyboy_dannyboy8274 3 года назад
Always! If you're in a mood or a downer than this is for you. Instantly changes your mood. X
@jailcatjones3250
@jailcatjones3250 3 года назад
It helps me sleep
@roraz114
@roraz114 2 года назад
Jail cat Jones same :) I often listen to these guys falling sleep but wake up usually in the middle of one Ricky's laughs.
@archiewall124
@archiewall124 3 года назад
He nearly said croppage 😂😂😂
@fnfn9229
@fnfn9229 3 года назад
Karl the word maker. First it was foodage, then grippage and now croppage
@jimmyrustler8983
@jimmyrustler8983 3 года назад
@@fnfn9229 Webbage too
@danner253
@danner253 3 года назад
Squozed
@roraz114
@roraz114 2 года назад
danner253 😆😆😆😆
@johnwilson2035
@johnwilson2035 2 года назад
Tensness
@BboyCorrosive
@BboyCorrosive Год назад
12:00 he sounds a lot more jolly and sort of 'in on it' in this era, unlike the podcast era where he plays the straight man a lot more. Interesting to hear the evolution of the character 😁
@JJ-qc2on
@JJ-qc2on Год назад
Best comedy out there! These 3 need to come back please🙏🙏🙏
@Sunprism
@Sunprism Год назад
"Why am I just feeding a baby cheese?" Love great soundbites like that
@hey_its_travis
@hey_its_travis Год назад
Crazy how he lets one small incident from childhood ruin everything related to it for rest of his life.
@Padraigp
@Padraigp Год назад
I think we all do that we just dont usually admit it lol!
@matthazelby506
@matthazelby506 10 месяцев назад
Its what people do when traumas involved. If you've never felt that way then chances are, you're a psychopath.
@reinforcedpenisstem
@reinforcedpenisstem 10 месяцев назад
Good excuse so he's held to a lower standard
@tiakitair135
@tiakitair135 10 месяцев назад
Imagine how boring this would be without Karl. It'd just be Ricky and Steve talking about things they think are intelligent.
@AA-hg5fk
@AA-hg5fk 5 месяцев назад
Yup, I never listen to Xfm shows without Karl, Claire Sturgess does not make up for him!
@lpmedia_pedroperez
@lpmedia_pedroperez Год назад
After my dad died last December. The only thing that makes me sleep in a good mood is Karl
@paulcunnane4
@paulcunnane4 Год назад
The Victoria Plum story is heartbreaking!
@JoelHarrison55
@JoelHarrison55 3 года назад
Goodnight lads
@svenred6eard757
@svenred6eard757 3 года назад
The story about the zx81 (23:30) had me in stitches. I am the same age, I had the spectrum 48k that Karl wanted.
@chandlerdoodles
@chandlerdoodles 2 года назад
Just make sure Karl doesn't hear that, it may make him sick.
@edmunddonnelly3881
@edmunddonnelly3881 2 года назад
Did you play Hungry Horace?
@ToraVanguard2004
@ToraVanguard2004 2 года назад
@@edmunddonnelly3881 Never heard of that, do you mean 'ungry 'orace?
@thejacal2704
@thejacal2704 2 года назад
Me too, great days.
@EggFiesta
@EggFiesta Год назад
Orace goes skiing. I used to hate it when you waited the best part of an hour for a game to load. Only for it to end up saying “Tape Loading Error”
@linabland3478
@linabland3478 Год назад
Pure brilliance
@pilkoid5187
@pilkoid5187 2 года назад
I love Karl he is so funny. I need more on my site. keep up good work :)
@BboyCorrosive
@BboyCorrosive Год назад
So does that just mean you rip this guy's stuff? 😐
@MystikalDawn
@MystikalDawn 3 года назад
24:40 your welcome!
@jakehodgson443
@jakehodgson443 3 года назад
I jus was sick
@MrFrampo56
@MrFrampo56 Год назад
My welcome?
@oscarsusan3834
@oscarsusan3834 2 года назад
A truely great caricature of Karl Pilkington. Kudos to the cartoonist👍
@invinci-blaaalls2774
@invinci-blaaalls2774 3 года назад
I'd say that Karl grew up in Royston Vasey!
@lowfatmofat2152
@lowfatmofat2152 3 года назад
No he grew up on the Racecourse estate Sale Ashton on Mersey same as me. I'm 9 years older than him but drank with his old man in the huntsman pub.
@colettecolette4802
@colettecolette4802 2 года назад
Yes, he grew up and went to my school in ashton on mersey, sale, Manchester.. I remember him from school, he was exactly the same he is now
@syncops834
@syncops834 2 года назад
@@lowfatmofat2152 you clearly don’t get the joke
@AA-hg5fk
@AA-hg5fk Год назад
@@colettecolette4802 he wasn't bald as a kid.
@colettecolette4802
@colettecolette4802 Год назад
@@AA-hg5fk haaha.. Nooo he wasn't, I meant the same dry sense of humour
@angelaknight7184
@angelaknight7184 Год назад
Thankyou😂😂😂
@MusclesNOTtattoos
@MusclesNOTtattoos 9 месяцев назад
I had a ZX81 and ram pack was attached. Played 3d monster maze and some shoot em up like r type. Great little computer for mid 80s
@futurefreak8789
@futurefreak8789 2 года назад
Karl should be PM
@catatonicable
@catatonicable 2 года назад
Superb...
@The_SnuggleDuck
@The_SnuggleDuck 3 месяца назад
Glenn Campbell
@harryh7302
@harryh7302 Месяц назад
Let the kids play out!
@thesleepycafe4204
@thesleepycafe4204 2 года назад
These 3 together are the funniest dryest Trio ever ...
@lperry7289
@lperry7289 4 месяца назад
That was hilarious
@TheJDUBMedia
@TheJDUBMedia Год назад
I literally had the same Christmas when I got a ZX81
@masadragojevic2048
@masadragojevic2048 Год назад
42:10 its not the cough that carries you off
@zorn1745
@zorn1745 Год назад
Its the coffin they carry you off in
@methembethomastshuma9587
@methembethomastshuma9587 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂how is this a real person
@ToraVanguard2004
@ToraVanguard2004 2 года назад
Now, 'Ilda, she was your bog standard old woman
@deadschooled
@deadschooled 3 года назад
- I've never heard so much crop in my life. - It's a load of ol' crop
@billbrealey4297
@billbrealey4297 3 года назад
Mmmm
@joewright9879
@joewright9879 2 года назад
Ridin’ or farmin’?
@jonsegerros
@jonsegerros Год назад
The older I get listening to these thr more I realize how dumb Ricky is and how smart Karl is
@davidoleary5133
@davidoleary5133 10 месяцев назад
They would love you on r/rickygervais 😅
@josephmorgan3881
@josephmorgan3881 10 месяцев назад
You are 100% right. I notice that sometimes Karl will make a really interesting point but can't articulate it very well and rather than trying to engage with it he just does his 'karl you're so stupid bit'
@YouSmokeChed
@YouSmokeChed 10 месяцев назад
That should worry u lol
@uncensored393
@uncensored393 10 месяцев назад
Theyre both very clever in very different ways
@burnsloads
@burnsloads 10 месяцев назад
Karl is like Diogenes of Synope
@o161Gunners
@o161Gunners 10 месяцев назад
I live in Manchester and I shit you not for about two weeks we had a magpie with one leg come into our garden eat bread and chill with us, did Karl’s magpie have one leg or does he know if it was prone to losing a leg
@BallHacks
@BallHacks 3 года назад
What if the high pitched noise was muffled screaming 👀
@BallHacks
@BallHacks 2 года назад
That's what they want you to believe
@zorn1745
@zorn1745 Год назад
18:21 “Pillacton, do my homework!” “Actually…”
@turtleanton6539
@turtleanton6539 24 дня назад
😊😊😊🎉
@SLFX-
@SLFX- Год назад
karl got sleep paralysis lol but didnt know
@annika_panicka
@annika_panicka 2 месяца назад
Time to kick me height and go nighty night!
@peterpiper216
@peterpiper216 3 месяца назад
90% of their comedy appears first on this radio show.
@AvarageGeeza
@AvarageGeeza 2 месяца назад
30:00
@micky2329
@micky2329 Год назад
There is a kinda method to Karl's madness n it's like Ricky don't give him enough credit, whilst Steve does every now and then yet rips the s%&t out of him all the same...
@stedbenj
@stedbenj 6 месяцев назад
Ricky hired him to be on the show _because_ Ricky thinks he's brilliant. The joke is that he doesn't give him enough credit. It wouldn't be fun to listen to if there wasn't that tension. Ricky pays him a salary to do his thing on the show...
@paulcunnane4
@paulcunnane4 2 года назад
Karl had an idyllic childhood compared with me anyway.
@RyanSmith-wi7gh
@RyanSmith-wi7gh 3 года назад
Whizzing round whizzing round. Why do they whizz round?
@andrewhadden133
@andrewhadden133 9 месяцев назад
'Who makes these rules??'
@SoozeC
@SoozeC 2 года назад
5:19 croppage should be a word
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 2 года назад
It is a word😄
@stevensibbet5869
@stevensibbet5869 2 года назад
Poor Karl, I hav listen to loads of these tapes over the years, just started listening to them again, and it is just Karl being bullied by Stephen and Ricki. Poor Karl.
@YouSmokeChed
@YouSmokeChed 10 месяцев назад
It’s cos he’s so brain dead
@stedbenj
@stedbenj 6 месяцев назад
That's the joke, Steven. They're not supposed to fill hours of time giving each other back massages. Karl gets paid good money to play his part and keep it interesting.
@POVCAST_YT
@POVCAST_YT 4 месяца назад
Karl doesn't really seem like the type to stick around with people who mistreat him.
@jasonbourne4784
@jasonbourne4784 3 месяца назад
6:23
@futurefreak8789
@futurefreak8789 Год назад
BERK!
@TheVeiledCollective
@TheVeiledCollective 9 месяцев назад
They're still ironing their jeans at like 10 o clock at night
@oBuLLzEyEo1013
@oBuLLzEyEo1013 2 года назад
It's Hilarious sure, but man the adults in Karl's life really let him down...
@leonardhpls6
@leonardhpls6 2 года назад
Just a typical upbringing
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 2 года назад
@@leonardhpls6 I'm not sure that spending most of secondary school in a caravan in Wales is typical!
@avamasquerade
@avamasquerade 3 месяца назад
So I go in for a two level spinal surgery in a few hours and I'm telling you right now that I'm sure as shit gonna survive, and my surgery is gonna work cause I'm not doin' no damn croppin' in the afterlife!
@fellow-winner6560
@fellow-winner6560 3 года назад
Could you guys do a podcast about the sadness of classic rock not being like the 60s an 70s, I’m 26 but I think it’s sad how music has fallen off in some ways
@rampager1990
@rampager1990 3 года назад
You know these were recorded between 12 and 19 years ago right? And not uploaded here by Ricky, Steve or Karl?
@jay233323
@jay233323 3 года назад
@@rampager1990 not sure he knows who any of them are either 😅
@97TDuffy
@97TDuffy 3 года назад
What do you think of Shed Seven?
@enriquepuerto7146
@enriquepuerto7146 3 года назад
If they ran a survey for the greatest Briton, Karl would be up there.
@cunchxcowboy
@cunchxcowboy 3 года назад
As the nobheads said in the other comments this is almost a decade old fella, you're right music is dead right now.
@jasonbourne4784
@jasonbourne4784 3 месяца назад
Me ma'am don't even remember me then
@Magdalena9Jeden
@Magdalena9Jeden Месяц назад
Port meredith
@warwarneverchanges4937
@warwarneverchanges4937 2 года назад
Then me dad put his share away, Wait what, they had seperate shares of food???
@p.millard557
@p.millard557 2 года назад
Why do those two (Ricky and Steve) say popsicle like US people? We say LOLLYPOP or LOLLY.
@AA-hg5fk
@AA-hg5fk Год назад
*lollipop ** 'US people' also known as Americans.
@andrewhadden133
@andrewhadden133 9 месяцев назад
​@@AA-hg5fkUS people 😂😂
@stedbenj
@stedbenj 6 месяцев назад
​​@@AA-hg5fkthe Americas span two continents, the US is only a fraction of the land mass, culture, and language.
@stedbenj
@stedbenj 6 месяцев назад
​@@andrewhadden133the Americas span 2 continents, where people speak languages other than English.
@roberthayes9842
@roberthayes9842 Год назад
When my grandfather died there was these flying light's moving round his body, my grandmother thought it was car light's but living in the country there was nothing there, she came out with her sister shaking both looking frightened, real or true, who the hell knows but they both looked terrified for day's, Karl would love this story
@1112DEN
@1112DEN 2 года назад
Id like to what steves school ĺife was like
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 2 года назад
He undoubtedly was savagely bullied.
@YouSmokeChed
@YouSmokeChed 10 месяцев назад
Private school 100%
@MrDamo34
@MrDamo34 10 месяцев назад
I wish Ricky had said “That’s a bit lactose intolerant” when Karl was talking about that guy at school who didn’t get enough milk.
@stephenjames1443
@stephenjames1443 2 года назад
&
@karlosthejackel69
@karlosthejackel69 3 года назад
Does Ricky just scream for attention. He makes this hard to listen to
@karlosthejackel69
@karlosthejackel69 3 года назад
@weepiest nutt I’ve watched everything he’s even done and even bought my children those terrible kids books he made. I also am a big fan of Karl (deffo not pretending to be stupid) Pilkington, but the ear piercing screams he does when no ones talks to him for 5 seconds is too much. So yeah, I’ve stopped listening lol
@harryburnett9966
@harryburnett9966 3 года назад
@@karlosthejackel69 stopped listening but yet you’ve watched everything he’s ever done 🧐 yeh sure!
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 3 года назад
@@harryburnett9966 Why not?🤭
@user-qd4lu1rw9b
@user-qd4lu1rw9b 3 года назад
I enjoy it myself but the cackling is obnoxious. I wanted to fall asleep to it but turning it off now so I agree it can go. There's so many versions of the same conversations so why not make one without his screaming? Someone please.
@skepticusmaximus184
@skepticusmaximus184 3 года назад
@@adashofentropy359 Shades of your 'good mates' not laughing with you, but *at you.* LOL!!
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 3 года назад
Why did Karl think he'd sat lots of exams but here he says he left school early at 15 to start work at a printers. Yet another contradiction😲
@alanharrison2726
@alanharrison2726 2 года назад
I LEFT SCHOOL EARLY , at the age of 15 , an returned to sit exams , this was 1995 I left , IT WASN'T UNCOMMON !!!!! ,
@jamescummings7459
@jamescummings7459 2 года назад
Bro. I've read through a few of your comments. Just don't watch them. We don't do with this type of negativity in these vidoes.
@jaymercer4692
@jaymercer4692 2 года назад
@@jamescummings7459 It’s weird isn’t it? Seeing a non-extremely positive comment on one of these videos. I’ve been watching these compilations for years and never seen one before.
@rileychev
@rileychev 2 года назад
That's normal, a lot of kids in my school did that even ones I hadn't seen in 2-3 years. You can sit your exams anywhere. Also he's in his 30's here. I'm 24, I don't remember a lot things from school especially names of students and teachers and I barely remember any exams.
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 2 года назад
@@rileychev Yeah but we're talking about the 80s. I left in the early 80s and I don't remember anyone leaving before they had done their exams. Except maybe ones that wern't taking any!
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 2 года назад
Im guessing that Karl was so disruptive at school, making himself sick when he couldnt get his own way etc that the school were glad when he didnt turn up. Parents didnt give a toss either.
@scottbaulcomb7531
@scottbaulcomb7531 2 года назад
I'm guessing you were either a bully or a snitch. I've been listening to KP for 10 yrs - and reading the comments. Yours is the first time I've ever come across someone negative. Well done.
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 2 года назад
@@scottbaulcomb7531 Ive never bullied anyone. The opposite actually. You've obviously not read many comments, so well done.
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 2 года назад
@@scottbaulcomb7531 Oh and how does it make me a snitch?? Karl should have been given help instead if letting him bunk off. Thats down to the school and his parents. He missed out on loads, thats quite obvious.
@scottbaulcomb7531
@scottbaulcomb7531 2 года назад
Shut up
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 2 года назад
@@scottbaulcomb7531 You shut up you big bully!!🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️
@jennyradcliffe5570
@jennyradcliffe5570 2 года назад
Obviously a lie that the priest kept coming round on a Sunday when he'd just catch him on the Friday. Also when he said he took an ice pole out the shopping bags and it got lodged in his throat..... It would've been liquid ??
@neilbrucker5985
@neilbrucker5985 2 года назад
Well you can choke on liquid as you probably know and some places sell them frozen but i think he was drinking it and choked.
@stedbenj
@stedbenj 6 месяцев назад
It's, it's almost like this is a show for entertainment.
@futurefreak8789
@futurefreak8789 Год назад
French Gervais ain’t Funny.Qui
@joannejustme2727
@joannejustme2727 2 года назад
Karl isn't funny. We don't laugh with him, we laugh at him. His ideas are funny because they are ridiculous. I still laugh, but I'm not proud of it.
@neilbrucker5985
@neilbrucker5985 2 года назад
The we in your statement is a bit off. I am def not laughing at him but he does make me laugh.
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 2 года назад
Exactly Joanne👍🏻
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 2 года назад
@@neilbrucker5985 Of course you're laughing at him. Along with Ricky Steve and everyone else. Myself included, or you're missing the point!
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 2 года назад
If this is the takeaway you have gotten from this, I feel bad for you. Karl is actually incredibly intelligent and naturally funny. He's a bit different but no less intelligent.
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 2 года назад
@@SmokeymcJoint420 I'm not sure what you've been listening to! You make a list of all the intelligent things he's said and I'll list the dopey things. Mine may take a while though. I might start with "How would I know which one I was" etc etc. I struggle to think of a single theory or concept they talk about, that he ever got to grips with!
@anzusmaga8352
@anzusmaga8352 3 года назад
Asking what time someone passed isn't weird. atheism is weird.
@paulcunnane4
@paulcunnane4 2 года назад
Thank you.
@creameryuk4905
@creameryuk4905 2 года назад
Beliving in fiction is weird
@mrskinszszs
@mrskinszszs 2 года назад
@@creameryuk4905 *nihilistic atheist response triggered*
@SewerTapes
@SewerTapes 2 года назад
Atheism is a logical conclusion driven by evidence. MAGA is weird.
@mrskinszszs
@mrskinszszs 2 года назад
@@SewerTapes what's the evidence?
@ozzie1397
@ozzie1397 9 месяцев назад
If you don't believe in ghost stuff, go live in a victorian pub.
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