10:28 shorts man 😂😂

rum'n'gin

28:47 one of the less famous malapropisms from Karl, saying "harp" when trying to say hark back. N'that.

1:25:25 Spooky

You don’t take the Lord’s name in vain Ricky? I hear you do it in most of these RU-vid posts. Capital punishment due then.

“ You don’t see many disappointed blind people” 🫣🫣

“ You don’t see many disappointed blind people” 🫣🫣

Listening to this in work was a bad idea 🤣

Karl is definitely dyslexic. 100%!! I don't mean that in a bad way, I just understand everything he saying, his thought process and how it works😆 it's not mental Ricky 😂go and argue with Einstein or Branson 😁😁 all these podcasts are fantastic and my eyes sting from laughing so I have to regulate it lol

Disrespectful

29:45 bog standard old woman 😭

Ricky is right about those who become famous simply because they're sern hanging around already fanous people and get rewarded by society It's the modern equivalent of some soothsayer claiming dicine knowledge from the gods and everyone glorifies them People who are content to live like a pet

I love that Derek did an advert.

These uploads have really brought home to me how RU-vid content has literally no bearing on anyone's mental illness and the levels of narcissism in social media posts has reached a goulish nadir....funny af clip tho

"Even when I was a baby and my eyes were new, I didn't see this good" 😂

I managed to make a funeral director laugh last month, he then apologized for laughing but I told him he was supposed to laugh because my old man was pure 💩

It went Down a storm

Still haven an Elephant

Chimps do have opposable thumbs

55:25 "I don't think you can count that as art. ... I think there's a difference between Beethoven and **whistling**" Says the guy who thinks a dead shark in a box is art, when in reality that is called a "specimen" and would be commonly found in an oceanic research laboratory.

"youre not 'avin another sandwich" he says through clenched teeth lmao

''3 piece suit and a telle an that''

English accent with slang and talking fast makes it hard for me to understand anything. The person I can understand the most is Karl.

We've got to join Bupa is one of the best answers ever😂😂😂😂

i realise i am like Karl the more i listen to him

I really love the way karl thinks 😂

The last one pretty much sums up Karl. I once worked with a woman who asked if she could get pregnant from BJs but that story Karl tells has about half a dozen statements as stupid as that.

Ricky's impression of an idiot is always just a Welsh accent

I love that Karl thinks that having a printout of the ridiculous thing he just said constitutes some sort of actual evidence

10:48 Karl is a magical combo of innocence, experience, open mindedness, kindness and intelligence unfettered by formal education.

The only Brits I can stand listening to 🫶

Why for the love of God do you add the sound effects?

i kicked me height

What a load of bollocks being spouted by ricky and steve. We didnt "politely march towards the enemy and get mowed down" If it did happen it happened once and it wasnt about fair play it was just the Orthodox strategy of the time.

A beautiful mind

Nice stomach noise @10:15 😂

I’m not gonna big myself up

Nobatestion 😂😂😂

Dear Mr K Dilkington, you are one of our most valued customers 😂 Can't even spell out his whole name lmao

He's actually a genius when ya listen

´Me Ward’ 😂😂😂😂

Still the best medicine 7 years later.

Still listening 😂to

So funny cant stop laughing ❤😂😂😂LMFAO. OMFG😂😂

I feel like Karl is secretly smarter than everyone else, but just has no structure. If he simply understood how to understand, then he would make everyone else feel stupid.

😊😊😊🎉

🎉🎉🎉❤

Funnyyy😊

Karl is a pure soul, isn't he. "Theres Luxury cruise ships so big that there are some rough areas" - classic Pilkington. His book the 'Moaning of Life' is one of funniest books i've read. Even better than the tv series its based on.

Yeh🎉🎉🎉