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Karl Pilkington's Funniest Political Discussions | Compilation, 2020 American Election Special 

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@mishham6388
@mishham6388 3 года назад
" im using me fables " greatest Karl quote of all time haha
@jackmehoffe9372
@jackmehoffe9372 2 года назад
Made me lose it
@zoemccarthy496
@zoemccarthy496 2 года назад
@@jackmehoffe9372 l
@MyAmazingUsername
@MyAmazingUsername 2 года назад
Nah for me the greatest quote is "You know like they say before you die things to do." 😂
@Aza13
@Aza13 Год назад
"use your brain instead" 🙂🙂
@julbarrier
@julbarrier Год назад
Including all of Marx'
@doddy11767
@doddy11767 3 года назад
"It was that big it had rough areas on it" .. That is absolute fucking gold.
@BrandonGreenfield-pp7mj
@BrandonGreenfield-pp7mj 4 месяца назад
Guguh
@dmf2475
@dmf2475 3 года назад
"His head was in great condition. It just wasn't attached to his body" This man is a genius. Vote President Pilkington!
@jigzonyt517
@jigzonyt517 2 года назад
Classic line.
@shrimpflea
@shrimpflea Год назад
And then he calls Rosa Parks lazy...he's an idiot.
@Equaliser9955
@Equaliser9955 10 месяцев назад
Classic stuff just love it
@ThatCampingLad
@ThatCampingLad 3 года назад
These podcasts are gold. What a perfect trio, Karl is just amazing full stop, Ricky knows how to get the best out of Karl and his laugh just makes everything twice as funny and Steve is there to fill in the gaps and keep things flowing with the occasional hilarious one liners. Just wish there was another season so hopefully they do end up making one more just for the sake of it. Likely won't happen though :(
@thesteveus
@thesteveus 2 года назад
"Everyones gotta chimp in" - Karl is a genius
@lfreece2
@lfreece2 2 года назад
Rosa Parks- Lazy troublemaker I love Karl
@drensuljevic649
@drensuljevic649 11 месяцев назад
‘ We got to join BUPA’ lol gets me every time.
@krw73
@krw73 2 года назад
What makes Ricky a genius is that he recognizes that Karl is about to say some good stuff and you can hear him draw him in just by saying "go on".... And it works every time.
@kingoc238
@kingoc238 Год назад
Karl is one of best blokes on planet, right man👊🏻1 of best channel’s on RU-vid💯💙
@shnoogums1
@shnoogums1 Год назад
I’ve never heard a theory as wrong as Karl’s glacier/ice cube theory. An ice cube wouldn’t make a glass of water freeze, let alone a glass of jack daniels!
@DasUhMAZIN
@DasUhMAZIN Год назад
Right, you get a giant ice cube the size of the Empire State Building in ya glass of jack daniels…. it’s gonna make it freezin!
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 Год назад
I agree. Most of his theories are shocking! It would be very hard to find anyone else as ignorant as he is. He believes things that most people would discount in a split second🤦‍♂️
@SlySportz
@SlySportz 2 года назад
Pretty smooth down there, like an action man 😂😂😂
@monkeysheep
@monkeysheep 3 года назад
Mr. DILKINGTON
@adambritain5774
@adambritain5774 3 года назад
Karl is dead right around 15 minutes. His thinking lines up with Chesterton. ‘If you won’t have rules, you’ll have rulers.’
@Pilkie101
@Pilkie101 2 года назад
Yes Karl was definitely making sense there
@zonenuke
@zonenuke 18 дней назад
''3 piece suit and a telle an that''
@FernieAriel
@FernieAriel 3 года назад
Keep up the hard work man. Please make a playlist on your page with all of these, that way they just play one after another. Also, thanks for making the screen black for those of us who can’t afford Red haha
@PilkyPodcasts
@PilkyPodcasts 3 года назад
Thank you for the kind words, Fernie! I have placed all my recent videos into a Compilations playlist as requested. Please Like, Share and Subscribe to the channel for more Karl!
@FernieAriel
@FernieAriel 3 года назад
@@PilkyPodcasts Thank you!
@Shtoneyleeedatyamadotcom
@Shtoneyleeedatyamadotcom 3 года назад
25:18 no hard work needed he just copied someone else’s video
@comicsans4733
@comicsans4733 3 года назад
@@FernieAriel All of these that "Pilky Podcasts" uploaded are taken from Yak's compilations. Check them out ru-vid.com/group/PLc1_UEOEswEDPlp_hz9wjNACsr4xRWV7H
@jameswarren21
@jameswarren21 3 года назад
@@Shtoneyleeedatyamadotcom Pilky Podcasts is the same user as Podcast Devotee...
@the1jxk
@the1jxk 2 года назад
Karl’s few made up words : wroted, cropage , bumbled, upperd ‘ Ruminging Foodage Tubbaware Glunge Flumpf Miminalistic Bissmissmen The bid lin...the lid bin...the bin lid...yeah? Limsy Bungled In Gwymlyn ("who's called Gwymlyn?") And of course the classic -feftht
@JohnSmith-rw2yn
@JohnSmith-rw2yn Год назад
Bumbled, Bungled in and Tuppaware aren't made up haha.
@tigerbread78
@tigerbread78 Год назад
And according to Ricky, Fuckerage (or fuckeridge)
@dianaszuch
@dianaszuch Год назад
Mong and grippage.
@edmunddonnelly3881
@edmunddonnelly3881 Год назад
Squoze
@superdevoz
@superdevoz 10 месяцев назад
Ugghly
@HowardChegwyn
@HowardChegwyn 3 года назад
More spurious stories from the 17th century. 😂👍
@SequencesOfSounds
@SequencesOfSounds 3 года назад
"...ages ago"
@noka1979
@noka1979 18 дней назад
We've got to join Bupa is one of the best answers ever😂😂😂😂
@allyloogs
@allyloogs 3 года назад
and his head come off! 😂😂😂😂😂
@PROUDCANADIANGIRL
@PROUDCANADIANGIRL 3 месяца назад
It’s no wonder HBO took these podcasts and made an animated version!!!! It’s brilliance due to Karl and on that note, it’s no wonder Steve and Ricky made a deal with SKY to send Karl abroad to discover his worst fears!! ( not that Karl knew that, cause he thought it was a vacation). It’s all amazing and I’m so stoked I found these guys years ago. Nothing on American tv or Canadian tv can touch these fellas and we had JOHN CANDY, my god John candy! 🌟✨
@AH-be6bu
@AH-be6bu 3 года назад
“Gonna put you in a home.”
@jordanferguson3327
@jordanferguson3327 3 года назад
cuz me mam told me there was one that big it ad rough areas on it
@areyoulocal6469
@areyoulocal6469 3 года назад
When was that bit about the lockdown from? they doin new podcasts?
@flexluthor1
@flexluthor1 3 года назад
Apparently Karl released a few videos of him on his Facebook
@user-mt4ku7jw1y
@user-mt4ku7jw1y 2 года назад
"I'd just say yev gotta use Bupa" lol
@PAWiley
@PAWiley Год назад
Was that Karl’s reply to the waking up with a knob in ha ass scenario? It’s the one damn thing I couldn’t understand, but even with it written out I don’t get it. What is he saying, exactly?
@catatonicable
@catatonicable Год назад
@@PAWiley Bupa is a private health care co.
@user-mt4ku7jw1y
@user-mt4ku7jw1y 2 года назад
Tinging its way up the tube
@MattH0912
@MattH0912 2 года назад
"right then....put you in a home"
@johnclark3697
@johnclark3697 2 года назад
1 that big it had rough areas on it. PRICELESS
@truely12
@truely12 3 года назад
Where is the clip from 22:00 from?
@ivideo3651
@ivideo3651 10 месяцев назад
Waterworld is such a good film!
@ClassicCarsCambridge
@ClassicCarsCambridge 3 года назад
Surpassed only by the reply 'use your brain instead.'
@TheHammemo
@TheHammemo 3 года назад
need to boost Karls voice in some parts, the other two are loud as and I can hardly hear him half the time.
@BboyCorrosive
@BboyCorrosive Год назад
That would involve effort and not just ripping other people's clips and stickin em together 😁
@EoinKellyOfficial
@EoinKellyOfficial 3 года назад
Audio levels are all over the place, try and balance them out.
@seanpaulluke
@seanpaulluke 2 месяца назад
💯
@darrennolan8465
@darrennolan8465 3 года назад
Help is help, so where is my chimp???
@Tommybhoy-df9hk
@Tommybhoy-df9hk 3 года назад
Put you in a home hahahaha
@85set05
@85set05 3 года назад
HOLD UP 23:00 is about current events ITS NEW there is new KP Content
@JackSmith-ul6dp
@JackSmith-ul6dp 3 года назад
Yeah where is this from?!?!
@85set05
@85set05 3 года назад
@@brogan9761 Thank you kindly for that vital information, you are a true gentleman and a scholar.
@goob8945
@goob8945 3 года назад
Beautiful to see
@maxmattt
@maxmattt 2 года назад
10:19 What is this from?
@Nebs1
@Nebs1 3 года назад
There’s a horse in this house, there’s a horse in this house
@Collerz7
@Collerz7 Год назад
Big ships did have rough areas though right? Poor people on the lower decks and the rich at the top. I’m sure one of the rich folk wouldn’t want to hang out on the lower decks.
@PAWiley
@PAWiley Год назад
That’s a good point
@peterpiper216
@peterpiper216 5 месяцев назад
The water 💦 is melting 😮
@JmeJ83
@JmeJ83 2 года назад
11:14 😂
@JohnSmith-rw2yn
@JohnSmith-rw2yn Год назад
we have to agree, if someone chooses not to wear a helmet and suffers for it. so be it.
@heathen-greaser
@heathen-greaser Год назад
ahh but did you know thousands of people die or get severe injuries from wearing seatbelts each year, yes seatbelts can and most probably will save your life but I personally think past a curtain age we should all have the rights to make our own minds up on things like helmets and seatbelts. That being said I think you'd be stupid to not wear a helmet
@ToraVanguard2004
@ToraVanguard2004 2 года назад
"KP looks after me"
@sodamnclose9203
@sodamnclose9203 3 года назад
Wait, wait, wait. There's a podcast thats still running today? I thought it all ended, how the hell do i find this stuff??
@jessicaaston1808
@jessicaaston1808 3 года назад
These are not new clips, they mention Tony Blair being prime minister and he hasn't been PM since 2007 lol, a lot of the other issues they bring up are old too
@jessicaaston1808
@jessicaaston1808 3 года назад
Then again they mention lock down, face masks ect so they must be a mix of new and old
@RenDaTank
@RenDaTank 3 года назад
Karl put some videos out during lockdown on his own channel
@jessicaaston1808
@jessicaaston1808 3 года назад
@@RenDaTank didn't even know he had his own channel tbf
@RenDaTank
@RenDaTank 3 года назад
@@jessicaaston1808 ru-vid.com
@foolkiller65z56
@foolkiller65z56 Год назад
No Helmet law. Just personal responsibility. Thins out the population too
@peterpiper216
@peterpiper216 5 месяцев назад
Pancake Tuesday 🥞😋
@SewerTapes
@SewerTapes 2 года назад
Absolutely off topic question: Does anyone else only see "SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE KARL" when playing full screen, and solid black when in the normal window?
@VypaUK
@VypaUK Год назад
Yeah it's extremely faint so it's probably your device's auto brightness adjusting to full screen that makes it appear.
@SewerTapes
@SewerTapes Год назад
@@VypaUK I thought it may be some sort of editing magic. LOL. Thanks.
@SewerTapes
@SewerTapes Год назад
@bina nocht You see it though? I don't think my TV has autobrightness, and I can't for the life of me figure out the trick.
@aston-briarshanks7215
@aston-briarshanks7215 Год назад
` Assassin Aaron
@daibonehead
@daibonehead 2 года назад
i’ve got to join BUPA.
@nolikeygsomnipresence270
@nolikeygsomnipresence270 5 месяцев назад
Love how Yak's voice is in the video and that's how you know this video was stolen.
@joewright9879
@joewright9879 Год назад
30:44 “I like this smell of b.o.” -R.G.
@joewright9879
@joewright9879 Год назад
So Ricky Gervais had a kid and fed it only cheese? I thoroughly searched the internets and found no reference to any child fathered by R.D. Gervais.
@tigerbread78
@tigerbread78 Год назад
Karl mentions the lockdown, did they actually do a new one-off show? I haven't listened to the whole thing yet
@adam.r.parsons
@adam.r.parsons Год назад
I’m wondering the same - I haven’t heard that bit before either.
@tigerbread78
@tigerbread78 Год назад
@@adam.r.parsons Someone on here mentioned that he did releases on his own RU-vid channel, which I didn't know about, it's not active now, but those newish uploads are still there
@RayTheomo
@RayTheomo 10 месяцев назад
Karl should be the POTUS. "Hello everyone. Use ya common sense" BONG: All crime, murder, car accidents, and suffering plummet to 0% after President Pilkington's first address.
@AvarageGeeza
@AvarageGeeza 2 месяца назад
38:40
@kyleblindell1330
@kyleblindell1330 3 месяца назад
What lock down they had one in the 2000s too?!
@JohnMelon
@JohnMelon Год назад
Steve is a bad bumlick
@InsularMercenary
@InsularMercenary Год назад
Audio is poor.
@rojoloco3911
@rojoloco3911 6 месяцев назад
Thank GOD Ricky is not in charge.
@anxiousproductions9183
@anxiousproductions9183 3 года назад
Rikki’s And Merchant’s complete refusal to entertain anything that sounds fanciful is annoying. Certain cells having a certain amount of “memory” HAS been studied by scientists.
@richardunderdown
@richardunderdown 3 года назад
Its because karl is a serial nonsense spouter. If he said the heart is essential to human life they'd probably contest it out of reflex
@anxiousproductions9183
@anxiousproductions9183 3 года назад
Largely yes, but not always.
@MetaLeir93
@MetaLeir93 2 года назад
it's part of the show it hasn't aged very well though. rick was a midwit
@desertofthereal4062
@desertofthereal4062 2 года назад
@@MetaLeir93 what do you think about Alex jones being Bill Hicks? ✌️
@dannyboy_dannyboy8274
@dannyboy_dannyboy8274 3 года назад
21.56 you'll thank me later :)
@hughjarrse
@hughjarrse 3 года назад
21:56
@OckhamAsylum
@OckhamAsylum Год назад
That opt out requirement idea for the organs is actually pretty messed up. I mean, it's a little bit like putting someone into a meat grinder upon death, like they cease to be an individual whose body is their own and they immediately become a little bag of tools to be passed around however complete strangers see fit, and all because they didn't specifically say they didn't want that to happen? "Right, who ordered the kidney?!" "Over here!" *_Tosses your dear grandmother's guts across the room like a basketball_*
@YouSmokeChed
@YouSmokeChed Год назад
You can just opt out then hahaha
@Brammy007a
@Brammy007a Год назад
Karl is right about the helmet issue.
@barryallen6744
@barryallen6744 2 года назад
I live in ireland and we are a nanny state 😔
@FirstnameLastname-vl1gs
@FirstnameLastname-vl1gs Год назад
You should make a Karl being right in educating Ricky compilation, you could upload it to RU-vid shorts
@stephenjames1443
@stephenjames1443 3 года назад
&
@AA-hg5fk
@AA-hg5fk 3 месяца назад
Karl wouldn't have any interest at all in American presidential elections. He isn't even interested in British politics, so he definitely wouldn't care about US politics.
@DasUhMAZIN
@DasUhMAZIN Год назад
Lol Karl is like an alternate reality Donald Trump; not as rich, not as racist/sexist, not as egotistical, but still the same level of intelligence 😂
@MilkmanDarts
@MilkmanDarts 3 года назад
18:00 there will be a geroge floyd rememberance day
@karlosthejackel69
@karlosthejackel69 3 года назад
Every Day
@Cighto29
@Cighto29 3 года назад
This is nothing without his facial expressions sorry 🙄
@kushkabin9077
@kushkabin9077 3 года назад
?
@philipcollier263
@philipcollier263 3 года назад
Radio isn’t really your medium, is it?
@adamh8517
@adamh8517 3 года назад
If you can’t appreciate this then why are you here? Go watch idiot abroad or something.. this is the good stuff lol
@Ava_Mae.
@Ava_Mae. 3 года назад
When you have watched enough of Mr Dilkington then, when you listen, you can see all his expressions in your head! You just know 😏 x
@bmxerqf882
@bmxerqf882 3 года назад
You realise he first became famous through the radio right? Nobody even knew what he looked like for the first few years.
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 3 года назад
Exploiting a cretin for money
@edwardkelly8840
@edwardkelly8840 Год назад
The ship with the rough areas is actually an American aircraft carrier. Its true.
@mattias969
@mattias969 Год назад
He isnt wrong back in the earlu 1900 there were areas on boats for the lower class and it would be dangerous to walk around there if you didnt belong to those people.
@Chad-qw8ok
@Chad-qw8ok 6 месяцев назад
They still have this system in India, Bangladesh and other developing countries.
@rjsampsonrs
@rjsampsonrs 11 месяцев назад
(Stage is dimly lit, with a solitary microphone center stage. The audience is buzzing with anticipation. Suddenly, a spotlight illuminates the microphone, and a figure steps into the light. It's a man with unkempt hair, wearing a slightly wrinkled shirt and a bewildered expression on his face. He is none other than Karl Pilkington.) KARL PILKINGTON: (Scratches his head and adjusts the microphone) Right, so... (pauses) I'm Karl Pilkington. (awkward chuckle) And, umm, I've been thinking... (scratches his head again) I mean, why is it that I always seem to find myself in these bizarre situations? I'm like a magnet for the absurd. It's like the universe is playing a cosmic joke on me, you know? I mean, take travel, for instance. (leans on the microphone stand) They say travel broadens the mind, but all it did was broaden my confusion. I thought I'd see exotic places, experience different cultures, but instead, I ended up eating insects and having conversations with monkeys. (rolls his eyes) But here's the thing, folks. (pauses for effect) I realized that amidst the chaos and confusion, there's a certain beauty to be found. It's like looking at a dog's face, you know? It might not be pretty, but it's got character. And that's what I bring to the table, my friends-character. (smirks) You see, life is full of contradictions. We're surrounded by people who claim to have all the answers, but the truth is, nobody really knows what they're talking about. We're all just stumbling around in the dark, trying to make sense of this mess we call existence. And that's where I come in, the confused everyman, trying to make sense of it all. And let me tell you, folks, I've had my fair share of revelations. Like when I discovered that a jellyfish is 97% water. (raises an eyebrow) I mean, think about it. That's just a jelly bag with a sprinkle of essence. And yet, somehow, it's still alive. It's like a walking, wobbly contradiction. (pauses) Kinda like me. But you know, people often mistake my confusion for ignorance. They think I'm some kind of simpleton, but I'm not. I'm just... curious. I ask questions, I challenge the status quo. And that's what makes life interesting, isn't it? The pursuit of knowledge and understanding. So, ladies and gentlemen, let's embrace the absurdity. Let's revel in the confusion. Because in the end, it's not about finding all the answers. It's about asking the right questions. And if those questions happen to make you scratch your head and go, "What the hell?" Well, then I guess I'm doing something right. (Grins and takes a step back from the microphone. The crowd erupts into applause and laughter as Karl Pilkington bows and exits the stage, leaving behind a trail of bemusement and existential wonder.) (Scene fades to black.)
@CarloRegadasGuitar
@CarloRegadasGuitar Год назад
"We'll put you in a home"
@Collerz7
@Collerz7 Год назад
Big ships did have rough areas though right? Poor people on the lower decks and the rich at the top. I’m sure one of the rich folk wouldn’t want to hang out on the lower decks.
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