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@TheoVon 3 года назад

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

@hyperlitestud 3 года назад

Working on it hard, you do the same man

@subfreq3339 2 года назад

Who was the tunes at the beginning T? Were you making beats?? 1 luv brah, rock on

@Westva. Год назад

@@hyperlitestud il.l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l.l

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@originelltnamn 6 лет назад

This is probably the best "new" comic in 2018. Holy god damn he is hilarious. Thanks to Joe Rogan for putting him on the map for me personally atleast. Love you man!

@porkyorcy1715 29 дней назад

BROOO HAVE U KEPT UP WITH HIM HES SUCH A PURE HUMAN BEING

@powergrower 6 лет назад

27 minutes in and he's still talking about Halloween. The amazing part is he still has my attention! How can someone talk about one subject for this long without losing the audience?

@SDCISHERE 6 лет назад

😂🤣👍🌄⭐🌠😅💫🐎 Theos Halloween costume should be he dresses up like Brendan Shaub 🌒⭐🌠🤣😂👍

@fumf202 6 лет назад

Lmfao

@taylorjaquez 6 лет назад

He liked it. So it shall be lol

@justind4763 6 лет назад

All he needs is an anonymous mask (looks just like Brendan), a bunch of hair gel, a flannel shirt and some goofy pants

@gretschbasher 6 лет назад

That's easy, just go to the Juniors section of any clothes shop and that's pretty much BS's entire wardrobe

@Kainotto74 6 лет назад

A drug dealer from Saved by the Bell ?

@francesthemute31 6 лет назад

Hi Theo, don’t know if you’ll read this but you are such a positive inspiration and a gift that keeps on giving! In a world where everyone is just yelling at each other, I am genuinely happy that you are on this Earth and I’m sure I’m not alone in thinking this! Thank you for everything you do. Just know you have a fan that wishes nothing but the best for you!

@Shagadelics1542 2 года назад

100% agree

@ameliac.7592 6 лет назад

I was struggling with insomnia last night and this podcast was the only thing that made me feel better. I literally laughed myself to sleep. Thank you Theo

@themelissaeileen 6 лет назад

Theo I love you. You brighten my day with your positivity & your soul. You are truly unique & genuine, ty for sharing yourself with us! I appreciate YOU! You Rock! #ganggang #thathitter #theovon #blessings #onward

@akelleybibb 3 года назад

Theo, I am so thankful for you. You provide so much laughter in my life. I hope you have the same joy you bring me. Laughter is like a medicine. God bless you.

@ChuckDuncan 6 лет назад

Theo Von, making Mondays great again!

@lairdmikeywood 6 лет назад

Dressing up as a ghost: spiritual appropriation 🤣

@Unz360 6 лет назад

haha. better just stay off twitter that week then

@TotaIlylndifferent 6 лет назад

Met Theo von outside the laugh factory this Saturday as he was coming in late for a set! Cool af and gave me handshake 🤝 love the podcast brother!

@dannykingston6495 6 лет назад

The mosh pit I survived at Lolapalloza 2 when Ministry played changed my life (crazy). I seen a girl with a muddy footprint on her chest get carried out unconscious.

@evaninboots 6 лет назад

Danny Kingston the risk is worth the reward man. If you’re really tryin to have a good time, hop in that pit boi

@rumham7631 6 лет назад

why not just jump in front of cars on the freeway that sounds like a good time too

@MozillaRaptor 6 лет назад

Why not go to a good mma gym and do live mma spars with their best guys? I used to go to shows and mosh on a weekly basis and jump people for no reason and shit then I found out what real physical encounters are. Just seems like a illusion to me now considering how badass we thought we were and in reality we didn't have a shred of talent in terms of fighting between any of us. Not bashing your interest just putting it out there. I encourage checking out a quality mma gym if you're into knockin' heads.

@jasonmiles302 6 лет назад

Saw a dude get his wig split at ozzfest 97. He got took to the ambulance bleeding like a stuck pig then like 30 minutes later he jumped out the back of the ambulance and made a b line straight back to the pit. I will never forget that tough ass fucker

@DimMakTen 6 лет назад

In 2006 i went to a Lamb of God show in OKC and i swear this place looked like the strip club in from dusk tell dawn. No AC in this crazy place, in the pit, and ill never forget when this 7ft tall pit monster zero’d in on me and stomp kicked me in the side. I swear there was a bruise for the better part of a year. Worth every penny.

@deanhoch2113 6 лет назад

I love how early you post these please keep up the amazing work!!! stay gold pony boy..

@VolatileDisposition 2 года назад

Theo is authentic. He’s the real thing. Not trying to be too careful about being PC but always being aware of what’s real

@fumf202 6 лет назад

That spooky hitter. Too spooke for me

@Mm-hmmm 6 лет назад

Someone needs to animate the Vons's Halloween Battlefield!!!

@ameliac.7592 6 лет назад

David Morales YES!

@edwardchowanes7716 6 лет назад

I love your responses to the callers. Very funny and very insightful all at once.

@roscoebuns5264 6 лет назад

Making Monday's awesome!

@stephent601 6 лет назад

Theo called the transgender guy, “young lady” followed by about 5 seconds of silence... im sorry that’s hilarious

@TheCreamRisesToTheTop 6 лет назад

Stephen Taylor 59:25

@memecream9912 6 лет назад

he has those pauses everywhere though, it's almost as if he thinks before he speaks.

@stephent601 6 лет назад

Meme Cream lol true but he posted this bit on Instagram and cut out the “young lady” part. It was an honest mistake that’s why it’s so funny

@TheGhost2612000 5 лет назад

@@JDirty-w-tha-30 It is very strange. She even said she doesn't know what it is like to be a guy. Well no shit. You are a woman. How can you think you are a sex when you weren't born that sex? I mean do what you want but I think there are just a lot of confused people and they turn to some extreme thing.

@sleggarlaw4740 5 лет назад

"you could do a hat? some guys do a hat"

@TheFluffhead2020 6 лет назад

Can’t wait to see you in Charlotte on Friday!

@42x10x1 3 месяца назад

I vividly remember listening to this episode and laughing out loud while walking my dog back during the pandemic. ❤

@AlexxxInChains 7 месяцев назад

Love you Theo. You are doing something GREAT. Beyond compartmentalization's of a comedian,podcaster or anything. Straight putting sincere and genuine and funny to the test. Gratitude for you!

@LisaLee__ 6 лет назад

Damn thanks to all the callers and Theo I love you man.

@Voo504Doo 6 лет назад

Luna tits or gtfo

@LisaLee__ 6 лет назад

@@Voo504Doo womp womp

@strikenryken 6 лет назад

So funny! This got me in the mood for Halloween.

@devinb9985 6 лет назад

Bruh.. That rear facing seat that folds down in the very back of the old station wagons is the real dark arts.. I got jumped into the bloods I think as a toddler in that rear facing hitter boi, gang gang.

@AcidAlchamy 6 лет назад

Woke up, made coffee, having a toke; about to gang gang all over this place! Thanks Theo for another amazing podcast! You my boy!!

@gxrlicjrco7257 6 лет назад

Literally, exactly my morning to this point. Gang gang with that hitter. I'm out here just livin the life of a fox or maybe wolf going through the rich ppls trash on Halloween

@AcidAlchamy 6 лет назад

theLastMichael save some of that trash for me bruh!

@slimspen7560 6 лет назад

You just ... Get me.

@P.willow 6 лет назад

@@gxrlicjrco7257 you had me at ppls trash man!

@cheeserice388 6 лет назад

You're doing it wrong :( need a nice strong cuppa tea with 2 sugars to go with that bud

@josephurban5549 2 года назад

You are very special Theo I hat when you talk down on yourself even knowing that’s it’s just a true reflection of your humbleness as a person! Gang gang! Baby... onward....

@kelleycustomartistry5542 6 лет назад

Holy Shat! You just described every poor kid/single mom Halloween we ever had! Great times! ✌🏽🤣

@JohnSlade1989baby 6 лет назад

Love everyday like it's your last

@tylerwest3820 6 лет назад

Walk With Me Podcast gang gang

@JohnSlade1989baby 6 лет назад

@@tylerwest3820 gang gang boii

@lemuelsuriel9404 6 лет назад

And be holy everyway everyday like if Its your last. Gotta make sure ya make it to heaven if ya lose your life, ya know!

@LikeWyzeMusic.xdevenx 6 лет назад

Boiiii this is Deven from down in Georgia and ya really on the ball with how much it can help somebody just calling in and letting them know it's gon be alright and that somebody out here DOES love them and DOES believe in them. Cummawwwn

@crazyaces99 6 лет назад

Ain't no stress on me Lord, I'm movin' forward keep movin' forward' Reborn

@puffythefam4225 6 лет назад

Being yourself is what counts and matters not how other people want to see you.

@jesseinder2163 6 лет назад

I don’t know what it is about this specific episode but I find it so relaxing! I fell asleep to it the first time I listened to it. Thank you!

@bianco2012 6 лет назад

Ganggang son! all the way from South Africah brah

@bianco2012 6 лет назад

ah man you know its more something we see blown up in the media then feel in the bigger city's brah. I dont doubt stuff going down in rural areas, however the bigger cities seem to be unaffected due to large foreign investment hittahs that the gov. wont attempt to step in on if you feel me.Well thats just what im feeling brah, onward

@Tormentality 6 лет назад

Good to know it's not effecting everyone, Bianco. Good question, Average. onward

@apexpred3262 6 лет назад

Best intro yet

@TheLethalIntrospectionCrew 6 лет назад

"Red rover, red rover, send Theo right over." This dude is comedy gold.

@killthechemist 6 лет назад

always makin' Mondays bearable, thanks Theo.

@themelissaeileen 6 лет назад

Ain't that the Theo truth!!

@sneakyalpaca5167 6 лет назад

The people that thumbs down this podcast can go eat dirt.

@sfishy27 6 лет назад

Diggin that intro Theo, you should reach out and see if any rappers want you to spit your dope ad-libs on a song. Gang gang!

@gxrlicjrco7257 6 лет назад

Chris delia😂😂😂🤣

@sfishy27 6 лет назад

@@gxrlicjrco7257 Perfect! Lmao

@auroraborealis13579 6 лет назад

Theo looked like he was about to spit some bars. I'd not be surprised if he freestyles. In his apartment. Alone. But is actually fire.

@artificiallyflavord5588 6 лет назад

Girl just left me for a more successful guy. Guess she felt more secure with him or something, idk. I'm also paralyzed so that probably doesn't help. Having some hard times, man. Glad you posted today, I need it.

@artificiallyflavord5588 6 лет назад

No it's not.

@stormcorrosion176 6 лет назад

Damn bro I'm sorry to hear that your girl left. No fear bro, she wasn't worth the stress. Good wishes man.

@Tarzander 2 года назад

Dude you should call theo's hotline with that one! Hang in there bubba, I'm sending u good vibes

@moneysingh2349 4 месяца назад

Praying for you bub. Good things happen when one goes through tough times 😊

@porkyorcy1715 29 дней назад

i genuinely pray you're okay

@gordy7006 11 месяцев назад

And his voice is soothing so u can put this on at night and just knock out

@britwalsh8292 6 лет назад

Thank u for bringing joy to my lifee

@wesleybynum5461 6 лет назад

“They got u down there cleanin out somebody else’s dirty booty aquarium? Psssht!! CAHHM OWNN!! GET OUTTA THAIR!!!” 😂😂😂 I got a belly laugh outta that one

@TheAlpineShepherdBoy 6 лет назад

Right on time! Can't wait for that Rat King and Bee Sting podcast!

@johnnie543 6 лет назад

His Rodent Majesty Theo "Snickers Snack" Von kicking the month off in style! S/o to the fam doing Sober October but for the rest of us: Dark arts season has officially begun! Onward....

@LisaLee__ 6 лет назад

Ooo sober October I like that. Enjoy but don't go too crazy

@westongaddis8767 6 лет назад

I'm on that sober October. Taking a little break from the dark arts for a month. Come Halloween at midnight I'll be back on that grind though. Gang gang.

@auroraborealis13579 6 лет назад

#soberoctober in effect!

@johnnie543 6 лет назад

I'm not doing it personally, but I'm kinda curious if I could share a glass of Schnapps or two with Peppermint Pat. That dude can caress my face with that wintergreen hittah any day!!

@passengershaming 6 лет назад

thank god for our Theo Mondays gang gang

@x-hunter1965 6 лет назад

Theo's not having a comparing contest with black people who has it harder. He's saying whites are getting railed right now and isn't trying to down play other minorities or groups. Don't make it a contest because you're missing the message

@timfreeman8656 6 лет назад

Thank you. This is one of those things that you understand but is so difficult to verbalize without being strawmanned and stuffed into a category/box before anyone even listens to your point

@porkyorcy1715 29 дней назад

i have never experienced a more fulfilling podcast episode than this oh my god

@staceymarie6895 6 лет назад

Who needs shrooms? When you got Theo Von?

@Voo504Doo 6 лет назад

Stacey Roush me

@goose33 6 лет назад

For real he talks so off the wall I couldn't trip like this guy talks lol

@Reid_One 3 года назад

1:47:39 💥🥁⚒ "Mosh Pitting".. this has to be the funniest 2 minute tangent I have ever heard 😂🙏🏼🏆

@slimspen7560 6 лет назад

"Dirty wishing well" "surviving those front doors"... Theo's ability to creep in gold as a side piece is ridiculous.

@cosmoseinfeld1 6 лет назад

Been salivatin', waiting on that Monday hitter from my boy Theo, gang gang.

@BryanJ061287 6 лет назад

im 31 and never been so entertained by someone else explaining how great halloween used to be....if you need to feel cared about or put in a good mood listen to theo vons podcasts itll take you out of your own bullshit at least for an hour.

@Ryan_11990 6 лет назад

*Be* *the* *Rat* *King* *for* *Halloween* *&* *tell* *Brendan* *to* *be* *a* *bumblebee* *who* *is* *allergic* *to* *bees!* 😂🐀👑🤴🏼🐝😑

@tonybayer332 6 лет назад

Hello from Cincinnati Ohio. flew out to L.A. this past weekend and seen you at the comedy store Saturday. Was the best 15 minute set i have ever seen almost fell out of my seat laughing so hard. You da man!

@evaninboots 6 лет назад

Theo “we all need a little halloween” Von

@chevyon37s 6 лет назад

I’m gonna be Ace Ventura... pet detective this year 👍🏻😂

@BlueprintsForHeadaches 6 лет назад

Drew w that’s legit boi gang gang

@Keanuism 6 лет назад

Theo should be Ace Ventura in the remake

@chevyon37s 6 лет назад

Keanudabeast that would be amazing!

@tombrews 6 лет назад

You're the man bro keep it up!

@SuperAlexteddy 6 лет назад

This episode made me subscribe bro theo you are the man

@arthura91 6 лет назад

Getting close to 200k bruh!!! Been here since 8k. Love you all. Gang gang.

@koehn_adventures 6 месяцев назад

2.55 mil

@Brittonvanduisen93 6 лет назад

Theo brotha you killed this podcast

@kidsister316 4 года назад

yess!! snickers and station wagons for us in the 70's...somebody used to drive us back to my grandparents house after church, a bunch of us would pile in the way back, somehow this dude was cool enough for that! we loved it cuz sometimes we'd take the long way home, and about 5 of us would literally be rolling around the back and exaggerate the movement so we would all crash into each other like bowling pins ya and F suckers...FREE at the bank lol :) nice to see and hear you in high spirits Theo, brother

@NoEdits704 6 лет назад

Pumped to see you Friday

@pappa_paulie 6 лет назад

Theo you gotta record that and release the intro as a single. Rat King!! one love brother x

@Guttrocker 6 лет назад

Rat king, Gang Gang

@gravyboat89 6 лет назад

GANG GANG....onward

@larzpric377 6 лет назад

bruh im too lit for all this halloween music 😂😂😂😂😂 im fuckin dyin over here 😫😫😫😂😂😂😂😂

@jpdizon23 6 лет назад

ill be dressingup as a hashtag #respect #safespace

@themelissaeileen 6 лет назад

That rocks dude

@BlueprintsForHeadaches 6 лет назад

Seems appropriate gang gang boi

@jeffreyandbrookerichard7228 6 лет назад

Get that “RAGIN CAJUN” hittah......! WHO DAT, WHO DAT, WHO DAT SAID THEY GON BEAT THEM SAINTS! Thanks for everything you do brother.

@Voo504Doo 6 лет назад

Jeffrey Brooke Richard saints doing decent so far..

@johnmausteller 4 месяца назад

For those about to rock. We salute you. Amen Theo

@wayneb1357 6 лет назад

Can't wait to see ya in Charlotte this weekend, homie! Queen City goes hard!

@Voo504Doo 6 лет назад

Wayne Belk what’s Queen City is that another name for Charlotte ?

@wayneb1357 6 лет назад

@@Voo504Doo yes sir, Charlotte was named in honor of Queen Charlotte of Germany, King George III of England's wife. Our county is have after her home, Mecklenburg.

@takodawalters6850 3 года назад

What’s the hotline number? Thank god for Theo and being open too everyone’s struggle

@status0 5 месяцев назад

1:32:59 got me the way he brought the sfx back from the beginning was perfect

@MisterBrianAlexander 6 лет назад

GeT OoUtTa ThERreEe #bootyaquarium 😂😂

@JM-pq9ce 6 лет назад

“If u have real goats, their hair is yours is if they’re okay with it.” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😝😝😝

@ISOCZAR 6 лет назад

🐀👑 another great Monday thanks again

@Guttrocker 6 лет назад

Orange and black candies are Mary Jane's Peanut butter kisses

@phobass 6 лет назад

they were just disappointing mystery taffys as a kid :o

@_sowhat_ 6 лет назад

As soon as he said "black" I knew EXACTLY what he was talking about! Jankily wrapped...vaguely tasting of coffee...suddenly gone without ever having really been anything...yet they stay in your teeth all night...

@Rob88 6 лет назад

I think they're candle wax flavored.

@gxrlicjrco7257 6 лет назад

Early on this one. Much love Mr. Von

@drakeholliday5671 6 лет назад

“Think about snow, dude. Think about if a lake just jumped up into the air and made itself cold as fuck, and then fell on everybody. That’s savage, bruh.” - The winningest quote from this podcast.

@frida9445 6 лет назад

Been laughing for a solid 20 min at Theos weird noises at the beginning

@TiniePromotions 6 лет назад

Too funny - don't know does he realise it was a trap beat and not a scary hitter 😂😂😂

@closinginonclosure 6 лет назад

I feel like Theo killed a couple pots of that Bixby Coffee before this episode. Always a good podcast. No matter if you’re amped up, mellowed out, or Nemo’d out. We love you Theo and appreciate you and your podcast being part of our lives. Lots of laughs, thought provoking ideas, and inspiration.

@johnsoutullo8329 6 лет назад

See you in Charlotte on the 6th!!! Yes sir!!!

@jrmontoya4739 6 лет назад

Props on the fire hydrant story again. Really should be a public service announcement. That boy was never the same. Hey Theo! Since you love surgery so much I bet you'd be addicted to getting tattoos?! . Do you have any Tats buddy?

@ashleyparkapartmentscommun1667 6 лет назад

how are people not more interested in Theo

@coopermccormick 6 лет назад

Yeaaaaaaah Boyeeeeeee. Octubre is upon us. #ganggang

@albetorocha9418 6 лет назад

I remember always wanting to go trick or treating as a kid because I loved scary stuff but only my half sisters were ever allowed to go so now I watch scary movies and play scary video games all October because I still love scary stuff lol