Keith Eats Everything At Outback Steakhouse 

The birds KNEW. THEY KNEW. WE SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED THE BIRDS. Always trust the character judgement of birbs.

“Ned got a attacked by a magpie.” Me seeing this after the cheating scandal: Well deserved.

damn that whole side chick thing about the salads seemed really personal and specific. *cough* ned

fun fact: as a former server at a casual dining restaurant, I can tell you why the frosted cakes are gummy - it's because the overworked employees are leaving the whole cakes uncovered in the walk in fridge, which dries out the cake and frosting, making them gummy. you should ALWAYS order the hot desserts at a restaurant like Outback, because those are pulled from the freezer right then and cooked to order. the frosted cakes and cold pies are bought whole and frozen, then pulled whole from the freezer and placed, many times uncovered, in the walk in fridge to defrost. they can easily sit for days uncovered in the walk in fridge, then servers go in with no gloves and pull pieces out of them which they set onto plates to serve to guests, which is gross. most restaurants like Outback force serving staff to pull these whole, frozen desserts from the freezer and place them into the walk in to thaw as part of their unpaid end of shift work (yes, after working an 8 to 12 hour serving shift, you have to stay for another hour or so cleaning and doing extra work practically for free before you can go home), so they are never pulled and stored properly. At the restaurant where I used to work, I always pulled them and stored them properly in plastic cake holders, but regardless, other people would come behind me and undo my work by the next day. I can't tell you how many times I took gross cakes from the walk in and threw them away because the cake holder the cake had been sitting in had mold growing on it - and I had to take the cake holder and wash it at the dish station myself because other servers and cooks saw the mold, but they just walked away and left it, or, better yet, they took the cake out of the moldy holder, left the cake sitting uncovered on a shelf in the walk in next to raw meat and also left the empty moldy cake holder just sitting on a random shelf in the walk in for me to find and clean up later while feeling sorry for our guests. those cake holders are literally never washed unless a server starts feeling bad for guests and cleans it during their unpaid time post shift, like me. moreover, even if the cakes are in the walk in fridge, stored in clean cake holders, thawing properly, since servers are also forced to go to from their section in the dining room, all the way to the very back of the kitchen, and then into the back of the walk in, to plate their own desserts for their guests (yes, your server has to go get your cold desserts from the fridge, plate them and garnish them for you with no help from kitchen staff), many servers are so insanely busy that when someone orders a cold dessert, they just run as fast as they can back to the walk in with no gloves, grab a piece of cake with bare hands, and throw it onto a plate with no garnish because, obviously, servers should not have to both wait tables and make the damn food. but they do - servers always have to pull, plate and garnish cold desserts. so your cheesecake or carrot cake has most likely been handled with bare hands by a server that is slammed, after being stored improperly either totally uncovered or inside a dirty cake holder for days or weeks. bottom line: always order the hot desserts - just a tip from someone who had to look at the nasty cakes in the walk in fridge daily for months.

Tbh, Becky’s lipstick was the real MVP of this video. I’m impressed with that staying power.

Keith needs to eat the menu at Cheesecake Factory. Only, so he doesn't die, it should be a miniseries.

Fun fact: Cesar Salad was originally made in Mexico by an Italian chef and hotel owner named Cesar. It’s fusion food from its inception. MexItalian to coin a phrase.

Fun fact I got my food safety and management liscence and the reason why the kids steak is medium well or more is because children and old people are both technically served as a sensitive and risk population it’s not good for kids to have undercooked meat cause they can get food poisoning easier same with older people 😊😊

As an Australian I can now fully appreciate how Italians must feel at Olive Garden.

I'm sorry, but "Chocolate Thunder from Down Under" sounds like slang for diarrhea.

Zach was right. Every video is tainted.

Everyone knows that the magpie has a famed ability to sense infidelity

Honestly, Alexandria deciding everyone would wear costumes is fuckin INSPIRED and I love it

I CANNOT HANDLE miles walking in dressed as Wolverine singing “the greatest showman” i am crying laughing

as someone who has never been to an outback steakhouse, this was thoroughly informational

"this is a side salad like that girl you've been seeing for 4 years is a side chick" DAMN. SHOTS FIRED.

Eugene should do a drinks the menu with a restaurant’s specialty drinks

“There must be something happening in the kitchen today” Keith you bought everything on the menu I’m pretty sure they had a lot going on

Yes, Keith, as a vegan/vegitarian/something in between this video might not be catered to me. But as someone dealing with a eating disorder that the doctors don't understand it is nice to have someone eat and talk about food in a light hearted, entertaining and easy way. It is a nice and fun distraction, which helps me to eat. The Eat the Menu videos are also fairly long which is good when it sometimes takes me ages to eat a meal. So thank you for that!

I know you're not a midwesterner, but your personality is as close as it can get. Calling it a ranch salad is so legit and I will never call it anything but that again.

I just can’t stop imagining anyone watching these people in costumes coming in and out of an RV wherever it’s parked with no context

"If you're trying to sympathize with your friend who got covid, just go to outback steakhouse" I don't think Keith realized how savage a rip that was.

Fun fact, the bird that YB is wearing is a budgerigar/what’s commonly known as a parakeet! They’re actually native to Australia and can fly in flocks of up to 1000. Not that anyone asked (well…Keith asked) but for those of you that didn’t know, now you do! (Also the onesie is a boy…another fun fact 😁)

"They just co-opped another culture!" As a white Australian, I can assure you, the word "culture" is VERY loosely applied to whatever the hell we got going on here 😅 The large majority of us don't give a damn about people Crocodile Dundee-ifying things 😂

For an "Australian themed" restaurant, this whole menu was AGGRESSIVELY American

Keith: “ Too all my vegetarian fans . . . Don’t know why you’re watching this . . .” Me: *shrugs* “ I don’t even know either man”

the fact that this place's food ended up being so bland that half way through Miles amd Keith thought they all might have covid is sad and kinda hilarious, jesus christ 😂

"You stuff me full of chicken and turn the heat up, I'm ready to kiss you" is easily my favorite quote from this episode 😂 gotta love Miles

Keith "I'm already feeling a little full" Me: But Keith, there's 48 minutes left of the video...

“I forgot there were costumes” he said while wearing a vest, wig, and Dundee hat 😂

That magpie KNEW

I feel like Keith is slowly becoming an actual knowledgeable food critic after tasting so many menus

This look is so natural on Becky, I'd never have guessed it was a costume lol

Hearing the story of Ned getting swooped is hilarious, it's extremely dangerous but is so quintessentially Australian... he was basically baptised into Australian culture.

As a vegetarian I’m here because I know I’m most likely never gonna go eat at this restaurant and so I’m living vicariously through you 😂 I’m also here because I love you guys ! ❤️

Keith: "I'm already getting a little full" Me, looking at the the remaining 45 minutes: uh-oh

Alexandria deserves a raise for the costumes, honestly made the whole thing even funnier 🤣🤣🤣

I’m not mad, i’m concerned for you. Only one of us needs to do this.

In retrospect, Becky and Keith are so good married.

Not surprised Ned ignored an obvious rule…

My favorite part of every Eat The Menu: when Keith loses his energy and slowly starts slurring his words. Time: 15 minutes in. This is going to be a good episode :D

The fact that the first Eat the Menu was about 10 minutes long, but now here we are at an HOUR LONG. I feel so proud as to what it has turned into. 😢😢😢

My guy literally started in the back of a sweltering box truck and now he’s eating out of an RV. True progress right there

Becky is such a babe. 💜 Long live this power couple of humor and charm.

Keith feeding Alexandria is so funny to me. Idk if it's her costume, or how he was just like "I guess this is what we are doing" but it is making me giggle everytime

Whoever made that animation on Ned’s horror bird story is the MVP 😂

The side chick comment fucking burns now

Ned getting attacked by a magpie was the karma coming for him.

Good timing. Literally was wondering if Keith had another eats the menu.

"It's a 56 minute episode." "Is that the longest?" "Yeah!" *Proceeds to post 1 hour of Keith eating Outback.*

I cannot believe how captivating an hour long video of Keith and people eating can be.

Fun fact: While the actor that plays wolverine is Australian, Wolverine is Canadian

Food-drunk, slurry Keith is my personal favorite Keith. He basically stops giving a crap and it's so so funny

I feel like Alexandria decided everyone was wearing costumes specifically so she had an excuse to purchase and wear that inflatable koala costume 😂

That magpie knew.

Miles trying to eat with a fork while wearing wolverine claws in too funny 🤣

Keith: "I'm feeling a little full" me: *checks the timestamp* oh no...

I can't stop laughing at Alex sitting there in the Giant Koala Costume being fed by Kieth. The fan blowing on the hand making it wave makes her look excited for every bite!

Broccoli is my favorite but I often hate it at restaurants. It’s often undercooked and poorly seasoned. If broccoli smells really bad it has probably been in the microwave

This video is proof that Becky and Keith have in fact had loaded baked potato soup together before

My girlfriend feels acknowledged as a long time eat the menu vegetarian viewer, thank you Mr burger

😂😂😂 Miles: “I want my bab-“ Keith: “NO! That’s Chili’s. Don’t say it you’ll get in trouble”

I don't think I've ever even eaten at this place but I will absolutely watch Keith eat it for an hour lol

I am a regular viewer. I know Ned loves Ariel but I truly believe that Keith and Becky found their true other halves. They seem just so suited for each other.

The amount of Australian culture that went into the creation of this menu is they had a map of the country. That’s it

"You look like if Thor went through the reverse Captain America process" Keith is a savage

Keith is the reason i know the difference between chicken tenders, strips, and fingers lol

Had me cracking up Alex having to be hand fed in a giant koala 🤣🤣

The confused Australians thinking we believe Outback has Australian food is so amusing. It's a complete disconnect, further than even Taco Bell from Mexican food or Olive Garden to Italian food, it's just an American joint with a theme based on media like Crocodile Dundee lol

The fact that Alexandria put herself in the koala costume is such a boss move. What a complete alpha.

magpies can sense cheaters

the bird knew what’s up

the fan or whatever that's blowing the hands of Alex's koala costume makes her look like she's childishly overexcited for the food keith is feeding her 😂🖤😂

“you know who’s not owned by papa buzz buzz” *wiggles fingers covered in chocolate cake* “this guy”

I tried the coconut shrimp for the first time today. Donut shrimp is a very apt description.

Wait, Keith mentioned that as a Midwestern gal, Becky loves loaded Baked Potato Soup, but in the soup episode, he didn't have any clue that she liked Baked Potato Soup.

Keith's steady decline from fun-loving, caring, respectful goober to angry, meat-drunk, nihilistic burp monster every episode is always something to behold.

keith: “vegetarians, i don’t know why you’re here.” me, a vegan: 👁👄👁

24:00 the animals knew

The Magpie knew!!!

The amount of hours that I've watched Keith eat food is probably concerning

vegetarian here and why I love watching keith eat everything, TW for eating disorders In my eating disorder recovery I found (and recommend) to eat with others, but sometimes it can be hard to ask and feel weird so I just watch Keith eat everything while I eat and its like eating with other people and the show is pretty funny

15:00-15:10 this is for you Ned 😂

Keith describing pimento cheese as "cheese colesaw" is so correct though, that's literally what it is. 🤔😭🤣🤫

Keith: “I love Outback”. Also Keith: proceeds to slag off every item on the menu for an hour 😂

“Is there a baby steak?” *Immediately gets a baby steak* is the best moment so far lmao

15:03 this joke hits a bit different now

Keith trying to sing our unofficial anthem at the end was heart warming 😂❤

Imagine seeing Keith in an RV next to Outback Steakhouse dressed like a Dino hunter

“Do you prefer Alexandria or Alexándria?” “Well, the first one is my name.”

The costume straight up looks like he borrowed the necklace from Eugene, hat from Ned and jacket from zach. Whatta cutie.

Yo, I just want to point out that Ned got REALLY lucky with Wes. Magpies don't usually attack - but during swooping season (their nesting season), they have been known to occasionally k-ll infants. The silver lining is that magpies live in one place their whole lives, and they're super good at memorising humans. So if you live in the same area for years, those magpies will eventually learn who you are and that you're not a threat. I have magpies right by my house, and I've never been swooped for that reason.

Agreed with what Keith said would happen if they went into the restaurant to eat. I watch Delish’s segment where Julia eats a lot of items off of menus and there are restaurant reps standing next to the crew and I’ve noticed she’s never not liked something. I feel like with this format, Keith gets the type of service the average person would get lol 🤷🏽‍♀️

3 things come to mind after watching 1. YB did an AMAZING job editing without a recipe. 2. Alex looked adorable in the costume and I hope she keeps it 3. Keith and Becky are Adorable.

As an Australian....this is easily the most UN-Australian thing I've. seen. I saw an Outback Steakhouse when I was in America and man did I laugh! Also I'm sure we ALL know this...but we DO NOT say shrimp...... It's Prawns!

Keith and Becky are like the super cool uncle and aunt I never had

Keith eats everything at Panera, Buffalo Wild Wings, Texas Roadhouse, chili’s, uno’s!

has keith done cheesecake factory yet? because if he hasn't, that would need its own trilogy.

The magpies /knew/

Keith is right. A lot of chain restaurants serve crayfish instead of lobster.