Kevin Hart Stand-Up Monologue - SNL 

iTeQz me tooooo! I do that all the time! I'm not the only one. Lol

I don't even mean to, i just eventually start staring at them

Same

iTeQz lol...me too! They looked done.

iTeQz I always do the same thing.

thats...thats stand up comedy

They don't all do it.

why? i dont get it

TCt83067695 cuz she's 12, but taller than him

Jesus T. Cosper Jr. 1:26 i get it now haha thks man

Cade Jackson HES SHORT lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

*they

Did the audience and yourself included miss the follow up *These kids run perfectly fine, there's nothing wrong with these kids* Audience didn't really react to that, and i found that the funny part.

That's what he says in Kevin Hart: Irresponsible

I agree! Thats a very deeply mastered craft!

Me too,

Same

Mr Not That Famous im here for the that

Mr Not That Famous hi

You're not even that famous bro.

My my, you're everywhere aren't you.

He doesn't have to do it to us for us to understand that it's a shit thing to do. Your comment is like saying, "why do juries decide who goes to prison when the criminal never did anything to them". Are you stupid or something? His wife ain't happy about it but she can't blow it out of proportion because this dude has built a career on being a family man. 80% Of the jokes in his NOW WHAT tour were about family and being faithful. Even this shit is about family

DomesticFun that is because CHEATING isn't a CRIME numnuts. Its between him and his family. It has nothing to do with us.

You don't even know how an analogy works. My point is, someone doesn't have to do something to you for you to empathise with how horrible it is. If a kid gets bullied and he says it's fine because he doesn't want to cause trouble, or a woman gets cheated on and she says its fine because she doesn't want to cause trouble. Does that make it okay? NO. It's still a shit thing.

DomesticFun she chose to stay with him. Clearly she is okay with it. There are more pressing issues around the world which you could "empathise" for

DomesticFun first of, I would never be with a cheating woman. I would never put up with that shit, but that's me. I don't cheat, nor do I tolerate it. When it comes to other people, I look at cheating like a private matter matter between the people involved. Nither my opinion nor yours really matters when it comes to Kev cheating on his wife. That's between him, his wifex his family, etc.. It in no way affects the other aspects of kevin we the public like, such as, he is a great comic, actor, motivator, etc..

BLAQK ! More like Everytime that Lil bitch Kevin Hart speaks, damn that dude craves attention lmao

BLAQK ! F

wasn’t that funny

BLAQK ! Kevin hart isn’t funny

Honestly me too 😂😂

nicole. Bitch Kevin Hart is NOT funny. And he is the WORST comedian ever. I'll hate watch a video if I feel like it. You must like unfunny serial cheaters. Most people wouldn't agree.

Nicole Kevin not funny at all,,, that little burnt smurf!!!!!

HubsDrunk go drunk you're home.

HubsDrunk That's called a person with no life...to want to watch someone you don't like and talk about them afterwards...and you like calling people out their name...but hey your life your choice...JUST LIKE KEVIN HART HAS HIS EXCEPT HE'S GETTING PAID😉

Bitch you are annoying, you sound like you should be on Maury asking who the father is

In his previous breakfast club interview, he spoke about how he would never cheat on his wife... but here we are.

He didn't cheat on you. Mind your business

166mreli he did make fun of himself for saying those things and then doing them though, but I know that doesn’t excuse his wrongdoings

+Shannon Lee lol yes exactly, thank you

i was hoping he would

Blima Glick fuck you

MrShaiya96 why?

LOL, I'm sorry. Nvm. I didnt mean it.

I actually do... I don't live in America but I love the show so much

put the lotion on it's skin or it get's the hose again

#GirafffLife me too!

just dont make it a #metoo

It’s life

i disagree.

+Swi vel Lol

Simon James ikr

Yeah that was sad

HoustonSportsFan 713 why do you say that

yes!!! joke stealing is totally different from what youre saying

did he change it up a bit? I've heard Patrice O'neal R.I.P. before, but some I couldn't take he was a bit much for me. if he changed some wording that's cool Jay Leno says, you can take an old joke and tweak it to modernize it (Last comic standing)

yeah he change it up a bit but same joke, Patrice and K.Hart were great friends they even lived together back in the day, if im not mistaking i believe Patrice got Kevin Harts career started. @Cherise

BigPauleyD - you are correct. Kevin tells a funny story about when Patrice lived with Kevin and his first wife and Kevin came home and found Patrice getting in touch with himself using Kevin's laptap. Very funny.

In that regard, wouldn’t that joke have been based on Kevin’s life since Patrice never had a wife or children but lived w Kevin and his wife.

Khalid Henry why? He's irrelevant right now

nbc (.) com/saturday-night-live/cast/billy-crystal-15271 Not hard to find

BITCOIN KUSH I think it's a black comedian thing

He said he'll always wear some sort of leather when he does stand up as an homage to Eddie Murphy.

Beautiful Surprise thanks for the insight

black comedian thing??? O' Come on my ignorant Youutube'n peer ... smh

He can afford em

Well, you a LIE!!!

Collar bars Which part am I lying about all-knowing one?

Wait so who's that in the pic then, your wife?

How fun can you be,. you're angry at a comedian for telling jokes...

Xbox One I question your reading skills. What about my comment says I'm angry at what Kevin said? My comment was in reference to the fact that he was saying men are the fun ones. I was saying, I'm actually the fun one AND he's right. It's never enough when you play with kids. Your comment makes no sense. Thank you! Come again.

BLAQK ! 7 billion people

. Rrei

it seems that not a lot. I dont blame them.

Me!! 🖐🖐

He's one of my favorite comedians right now

Why? He's un funny and irrelevant! He fell off

anthony rubio Are you his rehab sponsor or something??

He too real for this type of audience

FOlKSlifeornolife Well said!

Chip Chipper, katt Williams?!?! Good God man, are you CRAAAZY?!?! He's no where near as funny as Kevin Hart is!!! Hands down, Kevin Hart rules the comedy stages.

Oh shit, you're right.

Cuz ur hallucinating?¿

Solace hater much.

Earl Lee how do we shout to them??

First name Last name kevin safe Patrice a thinker talented and a threat

I love Patrice O Neal. Redd Foxx + George Carlin are my all time favorites. May they all RIP. Comic Legends.

Kevin Hart has a funny Patrice O'neal story.

he finished lol

I like his personality

me too

I sure can, and I damn well know know how to appreciate great comedy when it's funny. But Kevin Hart ain't funny. And you can take YOUR self righteous indignation and fold it five ways and put it where the sun don't shine. Great comedy doesn't have to be forced down your throat and beaten into you to work , although he seems to take great pride in smacking you in the head with it, especially for a guy who cheated on his pregnant wife and then thinks he's gonna tell jokes about kids.

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Marathonracer The fact that 90% of your comment was about him cheating instead of his comedy makes it obvious thay you're too angry to laugh or appreciate any comedy right now. You're literally telling people about how great your sense of humor is WHILE you're being furious lol.

Jay Jay Abels NOOOOO!

Nelson W. Triggered and projection much, again, Sparky? Evidently you can't read very well, because the entire focus of my comment was very obviously about the pretentious, condescending arrogance of the OP and his self righteous indignation about opinions about Kevin Hart not being funny and I spelled that out in so many words which, evidently went waaaaayyyyy over your dimwitted little pinhead. And the ONLY thing I'm annoyed about- not "furious", dumbo -- is that SNL is wasting great talent and writers on an unfunny guest host like Kevin Hart and a holier than thou commenter. Ya got that, dumbo? The only one who's "furious", apparently, is you. There are a couple of sketches that I thought were very funny, which interestingly enough didn't include Kevin Hart, so where the fuck you get the idea that I'm supposedly "too angry to laugh or appreciate comedy right now". is laughably absurd and clearly your own , very ignorant, psychological projection. And , for the second ridiculous time, where you get that "90%"of my comment is about his cheating and that I'm supposedly "furious ", is only making me giggle, furiously , because you're that fucking stupid and can't even count the words, which add up to less than 25%, not "90%" LOL. Count the the lines, dumbo. My comment, about his dumb cheating, was an addendum to the rest of my blasting him about his lame comedy and the self righteous indignation of the OP. Out of four lines, only that last even mentioned his cheating, you illiterate, comedy challenged potato head. The rest of it was about the OP and Kevin Hart not being funny and WHY he's not funny. Dude, you really need to get yourself a real education so you don't embarrass yourself with such immature accusations. If you're gonna put words in my mouth, you need to graduate from remedial kindergarten first so you can eventually learn to READ, and understand what you read and also count the words and learn about percentages while you're at it, because your replies are 100% illiterate and damn sure, not funny.

J C When was that?

J C I remember when the world cared what you thought, oh wait it never gave a s*** what you think.

J C Me too. Mo' money less funny.

Kassie Mitchell YESSS!

It's only an elephant in the room because, we the public, but as an overarching-adjunct, our Western culture, writ-large has deemed it acceptable to pry into the private lives of individuals and judge them for potential indiscrepancies without knowing either the full story or context... We believe ourselves entitled to private knowledge, and duely morally righteous enough to adjucate.

+contrition also because it's hella funny

Not me. I’m here for his comedic genius 🙌🏾

Why would y'all be here for that? Burp...

You're missing the point. He's a comedian, 80% of the jokes from his biggest show ever "Now What" were about how he's faithful and the cool shit he gets up to with his family. People are juding him for cheating, but the bigger issue is that the charm behind his jokes is gone. It's like if my friends know me as that guy in the group who makes funny jokes about liars, then one day they find out im the biggest liar in the group. Sure they'll forgive me, everyone lies. But if I keep making the same jokes it just becomes awkward and unfunny because of the elephant in the room. That's what people are talking about. He's still runing these family jokes but all people can think about is the fact he cheated, we forgive him but it's still akward

So what

Genevieve Let it go. Nobody hassles you for blowing Jimmy while you were with Will.

Genevieve what are you the cheating police, mind your business for one day.

Actually, some of us didn't know because we have lives of our own and don't give a shit about the personal affairs in his..

I’m gonna assume you’re constantly getting cheated on lol

Well, that's why he wrote a "family friendly" monologue.

Women already talk way worse than that about men, yet that's apparently fine, I like how you think.

Ummm love how you said "god forbid a man says something about a female" like Kevin Hart (a man) didn't just say mothers (women) aren't fun... I'm pretty sure no shit hit the fan honey

Ang _56 have you even seen social media and the news, this shit blew up. Now, did it need to. Hell no Also, it's comedy get a damn sense of humor.

Samu laris I know this is comedy, I'm a huge fan of Kevin Hart and I found the "Mom Dad" bit hilarious. I'm just saying that assuming everyone was triggered by it is stupid. And yes I've been on social media and I saw no shit but whatever man whatever

Ang _56 being totally serious Google it blogs are all over this crap it's ridiculous, you also can see the offended social media parasites I apologize for my lack of proper grammar I'm using voice to text because I'm currently making dinner, but I love the comedy bit I laughed my ass off and so did my friend who was listening to it we didn't find anything offensive about it, it's amazing how people get offended over everything these days

ScarlettP classic line by cthagod!

stealing Charlemange's Joke?

I think by "Me" he meant "Charlamagne tha God."

It's ironic how the feminazis proved him right by being easily triggered.

applause.. that Tiffany Haddish is a true gift from God. Bless her heart

DrBraxy Gilkey exactly

DrBraxy Gilkey deadass

It's the only way they can try to feel relevant somehow.

Basic Buddhas exactly

Basic Buddhas is that an insult or compliment?

its not a compliment.

Ford Crouch well, I like comedy that makes me laugh I don't care who tells the joke

Islandboytb If you mind your business, I bet you could.

Islandboytb - I think you should get over it. His wife has.

Beautiful Surprise, so she says. You never really get over your spouse cheating on you.

A wise man once said a man is only as faithful as his options. Women throw themselves at Kevin Hart ALL THE TIME. She knows what she signed up for because she was once one of those women. It is easier to take when the husband is worth $100 million and she stands to get half.

do u even know his wife

carlos harris not the worst thing LW said either. he's known for putting his foot in his mouth.

Miko Philo exactly and people take things out of context. It's sad so many people just look for stuff to twist into something more.

carlos harris I never even knew that, thanks for teaching me something.

Samu laris the crazy thing is I saw the article on Google and it was not just normal everyday people that were doing it. well that's the judgmental society that we live in. so I came on RU-vid to check out the monologue for myself to see if the content was as bad as they were making it out to be. I kind of expected a Kramer rant or something controversial.

Lmao not gonna lie! I forgot about the blender baby!

You are right ..he has done that too now...

Kay Omholt-Montague 👏👏👏😀

No one cares about you, your boring life or your stupid kids, You need a friend and a life outside of the Internet

She has a mature response, and you come back with that Xbox, what the hell man are you just out to pretend to troll people?

Nothing about this is mature and sane, people are salty about a comedians jokes and making things up. He never said women should stay home with kids. Why would he say that even? He's not dumb enough to sabotage himself

Kay Omholt-Montague omg shut up

Jenifer Joseph his wife loves the money

So? I would too

jenifer. No, but I did expect Kevin to be funny. Which he wasn't. This sucked and you know it.

I liked it

HubsDrunk that's called your opinion why don't you shove it back up your butt.

renato. Kevin is not funny and you can't even make a sentence. Please shut up and don't ever speak on what's funny because you obviously don't know.

HubsDrunk you need a life. Lol

tj d I also like potatoes

Just like men can't relate to PMS, women can't relate to having testosterone.

It sounded funny that's all that matters HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA

Brandon Russell Dave 7 kev 2

You can’t even spell though

oh so you want the "D" huh

lol accept the L girly

That's just one of his mannerisms, it's not him trying to make himself seem funnier.

What the hell does being woke mean?

youre only saying that cuz he's a man

MsZephyra if you’re ashamed of the fact that you can give birth to a child and raise it like a man can’t just say so

not me

Who cares

He’s black. That doesn’t exist in his reality

I am a stay at home dad and we will never get any props lol. My son said the other day that I was a bum with no job. :) Men belong at work but the world has changed.

@Clint Allen good on you for doing the stay-at-home dad thing man! there are many people who wish they get to see their dad more often. Your son should meet them.

Karl Rocco you guys don't matter and its less of you

Qzarz very disappointed. Chance the Rapper did a lot better and this is not his field of entertainment.

Yeah, honestly felt confused when I heard he was hosting tonight.

His monologue was good. Haven't seen the rest of the show

ESTIZINIZM Don’t hate on him, hate the money you make. Bitch.

You're right, I guess I'll just off myself.

George W. Bush but you blew the twin towers :/

How does cheating have anything to do with being a parent?

George W. Bush on his FIRST WIFE and second wife..while she was....PREGNANT! and..her...BIRTHDAY!... LOOOOOSER!!!°🤕🤕🤕😩

George W. Bush it's kinda true...I felt the same

naruto tenbands Meanwhile, you outed yourself as a racist pig. See? Nobody's perfect.