Chris Rock Monologue - Saturday Night Live 

Neither do I! ✊🏿

It’s mr rock bish

Exactly wtf man!

He's a comedians comedian.....but tell that to Mr Smith or any other thin skin mofo under 30 out there.

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That’s priceless

"They should rename it Never Going In There Tower." I'm dying right now! 😭

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that was great punch line

Isn't that a Patrice bit?

Made me think of Osmosis Jones, which is funny since Chris Rock is in that Movie lmao

jonathan Rachid saw him do part of this bit the week before SNL at The Comedy Cellar; we were all doing that "should I be laughing at this?" laugh. He went on to take about assault weapons, saying Ray Rice is an assault weapon and an AR is a "kill a lotta mothaf*ckas within a 1.5 mile radius machine."

He's hardly unique but him and the other smart comics are few and far between.

Louis ck is better though

I used to not care too much for Chris Rock because of his delivery, but when you take that away and just listen to what the man says, he’s really quite brilliant

Dave Chappelle and myself

Priceless 😹😹😹😹

The build up and the punchline were amazing

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@@frankiecommisso48 😂

@@frankiecommisso48 your wife chose a loser. 😂

@@frankiecommisso48 ​ So queen wannabe jada better not listen to some of these comedians: George Carlin, Paul Mooney, Dave Chappell, Eddie Murphy, Kevin Hart, DL Hughley, Earthquake, Mike Epps, Bill Burr, Tracy Morgan, Katt Williams, Bernie Mack, Redd Foxx, Dick Gregory, Gilbert Gottfried, Ricky Gervais, George Lopez, Darnell Rawlings Hannibal Buress, Trevor Noah, Michael Che, Joe Rogan, Don Rickles, Jon Stewart, Andrew Dice Clay, Lenny Bruce just to name a few controversial comedians who crossed the line or been very close to the line in some peoples views. Then your have non controversial comedians like Bill Cosby who wouldn’t use a cuss word was sexually assaulting women for decades behind everyone’s back. Now some of these living comedians are saying way worse now about Will and Jada. At 50 you’d think she’d have thicker skin. Well queen entitled jada better not listen to any comedians now or she will really get her feelings hurt.

@@frankiecommisso48 Chris didn’t even say anything bad comparing her to Demi Moore in GI Jane. Demi Moore happens to be a beautiful woman and their haircuts were the same. Plus GI Jane was a bad ass character. Will did laugh at the joke until he seen jada roll her eyes. I guarantee you if The Rock or Jason Mamoa or Tony Rock was on that stage Will wouldn’t have done S-t. He knew he could get away with it. He’s lucky Chris did not have him arrested or sue him. According to what Producer Will Packer said in an interview Chris really saved Will from being arrested and from being made to leave. They actually asked Chris. So Chris saved him from further embarrassment. So many comedians say terrible things about Trump or the Kardashians or Kanye just to name a few. They let it roll off their back and by now it’s obvious the Kardashians have a sense of humor. Telling a joke is not against the law, slapping someone is. Comedy is an art just like acting or singing or dancing. So should everyone get mad if an actor plays a serial killer or singers cuss and talk about gang murder and drugs in there lyrics? Of course not so comedy shouldn’t be held to a different standard. Maybe queen jada should stop humiliating Will.

*annoyed

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real talk alert!

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Dan Pham, you are so right!!!

And also the 9/11 sale.

Nothing is beneath american businessmen

Aww hell no?!! For REAL??? 🙄😲

Capitalism brother

LMFAO I was dying lol!

Great Great monologue

Yeah people are hypocrites

Amen.

Jason Benson Not me

yes thoroughly enjoyed it!

Its because there's all these sensitive soccer moms complaining about every little thing and people to ban and censeor everything hoping it will protect there kids somehow. Its soooo stupid. Soon we wont even be allowed to cuss anymore.

Maybe but once a man sees his wife seems offended,he will react

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​@@Thatveganlifestyle 1.richard Pryor 2eddie Murphy 3 Chris rock Dave Chappelle

@@beatricewoods8377 perfect list! For top 10 I would have to also add Kevin Hart, DL Hugeley, Mike Epps, Bill Burr, Tracy Morgan, Katt Williams

@@eloise22422 oh my goodness I forgot Tracy and katt women luenell you like her like hearing her talk and option about things. Keep Smiling!

@@beatricewoods8377 oh yes I forgot Lunell. Yes love her!

***** really apologize? everybody has the right to speak there mind, if you get offended that easy over something a comedian said i think i speak for the majority of people by saying you need to com down.

***** I couldn't disagree more. Also it's called COMEDY... sometimes in this thing called comedy... people exaggerate for the sake of humor. If you don't like it fine... but demanding apologies for art is absurd. If you don't like what someone is saying then stop listening to them. Everything goes in comedy.

***** I give it 8-10 years tops, before it gets bombed.

***** Your opinion is stupid. Too many people think that certain things come down to opinion and nobody is right... that is often WRONG. I am criticizing what you said because what you are saying is absurd. Nonetheless of course you can say it and should be allowed to.

***** He doesn't have control on your right to free speech.

LMAO! Your comment was funnier than anything Chris Rock has ever said. If you think he's the best, you have low standards.

everyone is entitled to their own opinions. I happen to like many comedians. he just happens to be my favorite

He is one of the BEST!

Yep...😹

Timothy Gein n

seriously

I think it was great that he realized the sensitive nature of the topic and even made a joke about that. So he really made an effort to get people to see his point of view. Instead of being a shock-jock with a "deal with it" kind of attitude.

I can't believe people were offended by this either. It's funny and he wasn't being disrespectful at all. Tragedy and comedy have always throughout history gone hand in hand together. It's his job to find humor where tragedy lives so we don't live a life full of sorrow and depression, to bring people out of that pit.

JudgmentDay78 well said!

***** WORD

TheDrZoidberg I agree. Perfect.

What a crock of shit. The first thing I thought after a few minutes of this was "What's your fucking point?" America shouldn't Stand Up to terrorism? Ole' Chris is tucking his cowardly tail between his legs and saying "Hey. You terrorist win! I ain't ever going in there"? Making A Fucking JOKE out of a Fucking MASSACRE???? "No sacred things" Yeah. Like the moral values being destroyed by Democrats and the left. The "moral education" we used to get from our teachers is now illegal. Replaced by all the leftist communist bullshit. We see the loss of our values Every Fucking Day with these Audio Terrorists and their "boomer cars" who think it's their "right" to assault us with their goddamned NOISE. That it's okay to destroy our quality of life and traditional peace and quiet in whole neighborhoods. That it's cool to be a social predator and a thug. The only thing he seems to get right is the "Jesus' birthday". And this is the guy who made the "How Not to Get Arrested" video. This dumb-shit is actually an Obummer supporter, an anti-gun supporter, and an everything "black" supporter. Just like his "equal opportunity for black actors" at the Oscars" bullshit. No. Blacks can't do this on their own merits. Like our colleges which have been dumbed down for dumb black people. We have to to make special accommodations for them that nobody else gets. Just like the goddamned illegals put at the front of the line ahead of Mexicans spending years coming here the LEGAL way.

Ehh... But snl wrote these jokes you know

+GreatFun11 how do you know

jedden12 Snl write every monologue and skit for the guests. They write their jokes based on the host personality.

Taylor Swift wrote her own monologue ; lorne and the writers approved it , and history was made.

as clean as you can be when the material focuses on two terrorists attacks. not even mad about it. shit was funny

Emil Osorio Llanos just watch everybody hates Chris. He wrote it and everything

You obviously haven't seen him live, in a club.

Somehow I knew you would have Amy Schumer in your playlists. Sistah!

"PC incorrectness" soooo.... Political Correctness Incorrectness?

Overrated. The Weeknd is better

@abdi All hail the king of douchy comments

+Aran Bal Prince never made "Can't Feel My Face"

The Weeknd can't even spell his name right.

diebydeath 💜

he good but u know Chappell is theGoat

All I see is an talking animated zebra.

lol

Musical Soul nah that’s Donkey from Shrek

@@sephirothswh0re598 Eddie Murphy is Donkey from Shrek!

+HyperSole George Carlin? Louis CK? He's really fucking good, but they are way better, man.

he is! Him and Bill Burr

Theres more than 1 good comedian, but yeah Chris Rock is definitely up there

I wouldn't say way better.those guys are legendary as well though

HyperSole ... NOT NOT NOT .. For SO Many reasons!!! WRONG!!! He Also was a HORRIBLE Oscar Host!!

Chris Rock is a rank amateur compared to Carlin. Not even close.

Bubba Bear - I said fearless. I did not compare Rock to Carlin. Also Carlin in his later days became more of a ranter and less of a comedian. The material was great and he threw light on the hypocrisies of our age but his standups became less comedy-oriented. I am not saying that Chris Rock is better but he combines both sarcasm and comedy and he is not a rank amateur. He is regarded by his peers as one of the top-10 standup acts of all time.

He's better than carlin.

Seems like he has a great agent, already. This opening on SNL is proof of that. The reason he isn't regarded more highly by our nation is simply because he's not old enough, yet. He just needs to keep doing what he's doing. Time will handle how he is viewed. He's a top 10 comedian, for sure! Also...I've never seen him in a single Sandler movie. I have, however, seen "The Chris Rock Show." ;)

Saurav Kumar ppl DO KNOW he’s one of the best ever. And he’s a bad actor. Hence no acting success.

Oh my lord. that was sadly a good joke, but sadly. A very very very sadly but clever but very sadly joke.

Stayna Alexandre see how that joke made you feel. That is controversy right there.

+sulezraz I do find it sad that the joke was based on those you jumped out of the building but when you get mixed emotions like sad and happy at the same time it causes you to not wonder what the joke is about. I apologize if you disliked my reaction towards it. it was a selfish act of mine

How? It doesn't make any sense.

Isaac Silva I concur.

Isaac Silva 😂😂😂😂

Isaac must really love ribs.

hahahahahahahaahhahahahaah

Fr!!! No DOUBT!!!

And that Walmart Coke display.

And that wasn't that offensive. That was more like showing a cross for Christmas. What those idiots did in San Antonio would be more like selling nails at discount prices on Christmas.

Note to self: Buy a hardware store.

Pot metal nails are worth something, at least. Speaking, of Hardware Stores, remember "Mamas Family." I would like to see that family, resurrected, yesterday

JR B 🖤

Glad your pops survived and thank you for your service

"operation iraqi freedom" 👈👈 now _THAT'S_ funny 😂😂😂

He wasn't joking about 9/11. He was given a example.

That building better win a game of duck duck goose with a plane

+rdelrosso2001 Yes. Poetic license. Just like you can't drive a "NASCAR" down the street. But we all know exactly what he meant.

When you can kill 50 people with one assault rifle you've just bought online in Georgia with no background check, you don't really need machine guns to be illegal... Let's go further then: the 2nd amendment is to overthrow a tyranical government, but we all know guns wouldn't be enough against government drones, so why isn't the NRA advocating the free sale of plutonium and predator drones ?

These rifles are just regular rifles. Bet you did not know THAT.

I was dying at this *no pun intended*

kikiwest2001 Well, I was trying to not be too plain, things usually crash and burn when it is.

Joan Rivers was way more offensive...and pretty funny, as well!

***** thank you. joan was a bartender with no soda. straight no chaser. chris just put things in a different perspective. no disrespect or anything. i can understand after 26 miles and someone said run. people have no logic system now.

Word !!

He Can't get over the fact that once he worked at the Red Lobster as a waiter!.. - Bring me some more tails boy!.. (White Slave Owner)

You clearly weren't

That was a very long and clever "fuck you America" joke. Not comedy.

IMO, this remains the funniest monologue on SNL ever

OMG... Hilarious!! Great set Chris Rock

J L fr. I was thinkin the same thing 😂

A lot of people take their petty symbolism way too seriously. "I leave symbols to the symbol minded" - George Carlin

Personally, he does what a comic is supposed to do. He makes you think about shit. What most posters here perhaps don`t realize is that if you are arguing about the material and how it was delivered, then his job did what it was supposed to do: spark reactions. I don`t mention who didn`t think of it funny because that part is totally personal, subjective and valid on it`s own.

Good point!!

I listened to the sketch. I don't think Rock was in his best form--- and maybe that's because his humour is very blue and he obviously can't do that type of routine on SNL--- but I don't see the big deal about the jokes themselves. Actually, I do see the big deal--- I just think it's bloody hypocritical. I'm sure the people complaining are the same people who have laughed at jokes about paedophilia, domestic violence, the Unabomber, forcible sodomy, slavery, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

I refuse to go shopping in or around Thanksgiving. Deals or not, as someone who's worked in retail, and the fact that many stores are now opening ON Thanksgiving, I cannot condone that practice and won't perpetuate it, either.

+mario jefferson On Thanksgiving , we literally celebrate a massacre. great point.

Damn good point

I think the fact that we CAN make fun of anything is what makes us so great.

...yes, or a bit high. A little something something...

The First Amendment was designed to protect political speech against the government, not to protect dumb-ass jokes about people dying in terrorist attacks. Stop with the faux righteousness about the First Amendment. It's embarrassing.

TMack1024 you need to go back to school. the first amendment/ constitution was originally intended for criticism against the government, but was left purposely vague for application through out different aspects of society, over the duration of the life of this constitution. that is what makes it a genius document-fine balance between strict and loose

Catnip162 both of those attacks were not terrorist attacks in the typical sense. you have been deceived. do your research.

***** Nobody is saying that the guy should be banned from telling dumb-ass insensitive jokes. But it is itself a joke to somehow depict it as being patriotic to do so. Have we fallen so far as a society that we now place as high a value on lame jokes as we do on real political dissent? The town crier and the village idiot are now on equal footing. Very comforting. “People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought that they seldom use.” - Soren Kierkegaard

***** Oh so you're a conspiracy theorist too. NOW I'm starting to laugh a little!