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Kevin McCarthy Is Playing Both Sides Of The GOP's Civil War 

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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene tried to distance herself from "words of the past" today, but she need not have bothered as House minority leader Kevin McCarthy declined to take action against her, effectively adopting her conspiracy theories as mainstream GOP values. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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@sashimiroll5055
@sashimiroll5055 3 года назад
The fact the President spoke at the Prayer Breakfast this morning, and it didn’t make international headlines, makes me happy.
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 3 года назад
@Peege Clarke huh?..
@mariposa9506
@mariposa9506 3 года назад
If he didn't sing his own praises and vow vengeance on his enemies during a prayer breakfast than he did it correctly.
@johnorosz7477
@johnorosz7477 3 года назад
What's scarier than Greene believing such insanity is that thousands of people voted her into office while she screamed these conspiracy theories from the rooftops.
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 3 года назад
AND he didn’t say, “this was the best prayer breakfast ever”
@dalpz205
@dalpz205 3 года назад
@Peege Clarke At this point he could run in circles, set his hair on fire and have a parade in the Whitehouse kitchen and he would still be a president than the last lowest bar ever
@Me-wk3ix
@Me-wk3ix 3 года назад
Those words of the past are the words that go her elected and what she ran on. She can't take it back now.
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn 3 года назад
and continued to vomit while roving the halls harassing co-workers.
@TallicatGames
@TallicatGames 3 года назад
She wasn't elected. Her opponent dropped out of the race early so she ran uncontested.
@briganja
@briganja 3 года назад
Seriously bizarre how she thinks people might buy that cracked out logic? Maybe that’s the level of intelligence she’s used to dealing with 🤷‍♀️
@judechima4047
@judechima4047 3 года назад
Exactly.
@alex35agm
@alex35agm 3 года назад
I guess Republicans don't understand the fact that things they say or do can be recorded and played back to prove they are lying.
@Fluffkitscripts
@Fluffkitscripts 3 года назад
“First they came for the Nazis. And since there were no more Nazis, everyone lived happily ever after”
@c0mpu73rguy
@c0mpu73rguy 3 года назад
@FreedomofSpeech FreedomofThought Go back to the bunker grandpa, the communists might find you.
@tracylemon6827
@tracylemon6827 3 года назад
Right. They lived happily ever after after their rights and guns were taken from them and they were force vaccinated and had their businesses burned to the ground by antifa.
@Ectava
@Ectava 3 года назад
@Melvin Madcow Lol, the Democrats aren't the Nazis. That's silly. xD
@tiger1chu
@tiger1chu 3 года назад
@Melvin Madcow And yet the Nazis voted republican
@tiger1chu
@tiger1chu 3 года назад
@Melvin Madcow Bahaha you're funny. Find a nazi or go to a klan rally and call them democrats. See what happens
@gailcbull
@gailcbull 3 года назад
And that strange whirring sound you hear is Abraham Lincoln spinning in his grave as he discovers what his party has become.
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 года назад
"He's trying to distance himself... from himself!" - No wonder his family is going on a road trip without him.
@andreaslindblom9140
@andreaslindblom9140 3 года назад
Ha! 😊
@lordcapucino
@lordcapucino 3 года назад
he went for a shopping center walking WITHOUT HIMSELF .
@megdalena01
@megdalena01 3 года назад
Hahahaha! Brilliant!
@erichalvorsen8645
@erichalvorsen8645 3 года назад
@@lordcapucino .
@brianbrett5955
@brianbrett5955 3 года назад
You call it a road trip, I call it going on the lamb. lol
@lw3269
@lw3269 3 года назад
That "hunting with her dad" joke was way underappreciated. Give that writer a raise.
@waitjustaminute
@waitjustaminute 3 года назад
Stole my comment 😂😂
@goodnplenty1873
@goodnplenty1873 3 года назад
It was too much. 😂🤣😂😭
@adipsous
@adipsous 3 года назад
My favorite part of that monologue.
@TheAsphyx666
@TheAsphyx666 3 года назад
People forget too quickly.
@Vesta_the_Lesser
@Vesta_the_Lesser 3 года назад
it matches perfectly too XD sometimes they don't work
@Sarah-yj6lf
@Sarah-yj6lf 3 года назад
Watching the video SHE made harassing a KID who survived the Parkland shooting gives me a pretty good idea of the kind of person she is. She doesn't need anyone else's help to look like a monster. She's done a bang-up job of that all by herself.
@reneedenault9808
@reneedenault9808 3 года назад
Disgusting behavior
@bluto212
@bluto212 3 года назад
"Skin so thin is makes phyllo dough look like Kevlar." Great line
@Machistmo
@Machistmo 3 года назад
Ruins baclava forever
@DiamondsOf2
@DiamondsOf2 3 года назад
I'm Kevin McCarthy and I believe Jewish people have a space laser.
@aesea57804
@aesea57804 3 года назад
He didn’t mention the SAG-AFTRA reply to Trump’s letter: “Thank you.” 🤣
@cibriis1710
@cibriis1710 3 года назад
Why does he have to make a big "im so right look at me" scene about leaving something so minor to his life everything must be made into an enemy smh
@mark-ish
@mark-ish 3 года назад
@@cibriis1710 caus when you're a snow flake everything is offensive.
@TheClairemyst
@TheClairemyst 3 года назад
I was expecting "You're fired" but I was just as content
@Mdeaccosta
@Mdeaccosta 3 года назад
@@cibriis1710 narcissist rage
@Mdeaccosta
@Mdeaccosta 3 года назад
@Will Derby buy you a drink?
@edisonmoore3082
@edisonmoore3082 3 года назад
Her ability to lie is astounding. Surely she knows that everything she has ever said is on tape because she posted it. The lack of integrity and honor is mind-blowing. The hatred she spews is toxic. The inability to take any responsibility for anything is inhuman.
@worldcitizeng6507
@worldcitizeng6507 3 года назад
Really wanted to know what kind of people elected her to begin with 🥴
@christophereaton4694
@christophereaton4694 3 года назад
Perpetrator playing victim. Continuous theme.
@moussaaili2492
@moussaaili2492 3 года назад
It's called Republicanism.
@yaelB9467
@yaelB9467 3 года назад
Excellent comment. 👌🏻
@carlosdrfx
@carlosdrfx 3 года назад
Well, she IS a narcissist sociopath. Shame on her voters and the GOP for enabling her.
@mrmockatoo6786
@mrmockatoo6786 3 года назад
Thank you Stephen and writers for a great monologue. I got a few gut laughs out of that, especially the Spartacus parody. We still need you in the face of such blatant insidious treachery.
@clavesseptem7223
@clavesseptem7223 3 года назад
I wish this country abided by its "separation of fairy tales and state" rule.
@Chromiumblue
@Chromiumblue 3 года назад
People with mental health issues shouldn't be allowed to own guns. I move to take away Greene's guns.
@kimberlys8422
@kimberlys8422 3 года назад
She's clearly psychotic (out of touch with reality)
@AlfaGiuliaQV
@AlfaGiuliaQV 3 года назад
That´s how it works in my country. extential vetting for gun ownership, and for specific purpuse of hunting (animals).
@felixndayisdebologne9725
@felixndayisdebologne9725 3 года назад
I second the motion .
@equarg
@equarg 3 года назад
I have depression, I have guns....... But I don’t plan to hurt anyone with them. Much less insult survivors of mass shootings (I saw that and got MAD) Do on to others what you want done unto yourself. I try my best to live by that saying. The ONLY time I am allowed to add a few holes to another human being is if try attack me (break into my home and you die. I have a phobia of rape so as a female I am freaking using lethal force, look up what Joseph Duncan the 3rd did to a family in North Idaho) or are hurting/trying to kill someone else. I believe if you kill someone out of spite/malice, their soul will wait for you on the other side (aka the afterlife) and will get some serious payback. The only exception is killing in self defense, protection of someone else, war (not war crimes) or pure accident. Accident as in your healthy, and out of the blue you have a stroke/heart attack while driving and you strike someone with your car. Or anything else that is “Final Destination” level of “how the Hell did that happen”. Freak unintentional murder is except.....well the person who died can smack your soul over its head hard and call you a ding bat when you die....as long as you truly feel bad about it! Yea. I live by a strict code to control my depression. Just because I have a bad day, does not mean I need others to have a worse day. Violence is a temporary solution to a bigger problem, and it makes things WORSE.
@AlfaGiuliaQV
@AlfaGiuliaQV 3 года назад
You americans and your guns... i will never get it. It is actually possible to have a society without guns, and guess what? These societies tend to be less violent. Instead of each and everyone having a shitload of guns, we outsource the gun handling to a trusted and vetted police force.
@krisdominguez4447
@krisdominguez4447 3 года назад
Greene didn't apologize for what she said and did, harassing a Parkland survivor, racist space laser post, and more 🙄 Talk about the Gop backing up "Crossfit Taylor" in congress 😆😂🤣😂
@SilverLiningMiner
@SilverLiningMiner 3 года назад
Got to hand it to her, she keeps her body fit. It's a shame she let her brain atrophy.
@logicn.reasoning9744
@logicn.reasoning9744 3 года назад
Apparently she still believes that 911 was an inside job AND that it happened.
@fatlacesthedon
@fatlacesthedon 3 года назад
@@logicn.reasoning9744 oh nah, didn't you hear her? Those are "words of the past" like they say about all dems
@fatlacesthedon
@fatlacesthedon 3 года назад
@@RtimusCFrog exactly! If you don't stand for nothing you fall for anything, all these mfs need is someone to confirm their biases and they're off "I heard, if you look at, a lot of people say"
@anettanewport8514
@anettanewport8514 3 года назад
@@logicn.reasoning9744 She didn't apologize for saying that a plane didn't hit the Pentagon.
@drewbear1969
@drewbear1969 3 года назад
"...and woman who just got invited to go hunting with her dad" Wow, that was from so deep in the vault they probably passed the Ark of the Covenant on the way 😄
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion 3 года назад
Didn't Sarah Palin go hunting with her dad?hmmmm🤔
@anettanewport8514
@anettanewport8514 3 года назад
drewbster69 - Maybe so, but I still laugh at Dick Chaney jokes.
@dgmaffi
@dgmaffi 3 года назад
I just want to thank Stephen for finding time away from eating babies to give us this glorious show every week. :)
@dasmaurerle4347
@dasmaurerle4347 3 года назад
Seeing the Republicans giving this crazy woman standing ovations makes me sick to my stomach...🤢🤢🤢
@catisreckless4647
@catisreckless4647 3 года назад
Knowing she's sucking up oxygen that I could be using makes me sick.
@NO-lt3mx
@NO-lt3mx 3 года назад
Same
@kimberlys8422
@kimberlys8422 3 года назад
The GOP is officially the party of Mental Illness.
@DonaBlancas
@DonaBlancas 3 года назад
That was a farewell ovation, at that moment they new how it was going to end for her. "That was a no hard feeling applause, from the GOP"
@tiffanygattis1980
@tiffanygattis1980 3 года назад
None of them believe it they only want to keep the base and the donations they send them
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 3 года назад
Democrats are blue, Republicans are Greene. The way McCarthy dodged the issue was truly obscene.
@rhealastname266
@rhealastname266 3 года назад
Beautiful.
@FredySunday5400
@FredySunday5400 3 года назад
Hey, that pretty good
@thunderousapplause
@thunderousapplause 3 года назад
write more!
@juliahoward937
@juliahoward937 3 года назад
Love it.
@robinross5102
@robinross5102 3 года назад
Well done
@ninamimi6622
@ninamimi6622 3 года назад
"the power of faith" - that's ironic. The main issues with politics are people believing things with no evidence.
@Machster10
@Machster10 3 года назад
"They want credit for recognizing reality."
@Vagajammer
@Vagajammer 3 года назад
So Taylor-Green admitted she's gullible Just the sort of person you want writing laws
@AnexoRialto
@AnexoRialto 3 года назад
Whatayoumean? Greene just got her HS diploma. That's good enough to right laws.
@Mugdorna
@Mugdorna 3 года назад
@@AnexoRialto It was Bobert who got her hS diploma last year. Another moron.
@mele5130
@mele5130 3 года назад
Yup
@fanatamon
@fanatamon 3 года назад
Rube.
@shihtzusrule9115
@shihtzusrule9115 3 года назад
Or participating in reasoned debate....
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 3 года назад
It's a start. She should be removed from the House altogether, but at least a Sandy Hook denier isn't on the Education Committee.
@robinross5102
@robinross5102 3 года назад
She probably thought the Chris Watts fiasco was another conspiracy theory and he was an actor as well.
@maestrogringo
@maestrogringo 3 года назад
she should be, but that won't happen. Here's hoping she's "primaried" or loses her seat to a Democrat in 2022
@mellowrebel4618
@mellowrebel4618 3 года назад
@@maestrogringo she no longer can adequately represent her district. I suspect a recall from her State.
@dethagh5472
@dethagh5472 3 года назад
She did one worse than just being a school shooting denier. She harassed a victim of school shooting, David Hogg. Hogg was one of the Parkland school shooting survivors. You know, in addition to her other problematics views, like advocating for shooting Nancy Pelosi and that weird ad w/ the gun with an implied threat, promising to be a nightmare to other House representatives.
@anatomicallycorrectmuppets8180
@anatomicallycorrectmuppets8180 3 года назад
She should be detained indefinitely
@StevoSwiss
@StevoSwiss 3 года назад
Great acts today! I was laughing myself to tears! Thanks Stephen!
@erinthesystem9608
@erinthesystem9608 3 года назад
"Damaging to be associated with his own political party" was a great line😊
@bethchristman2908
@bethchristman2908 3 года назад
Kevin McCarthy wouldn’t discipline her because he didn’t want to be accountable for his actions- so he forced a vote so the congress would be responsible for it.
@animationandnews9610
@animationandnews9610 3 года назад
Exactly!!
@rmercado8138
@rmercado8138 3 года назад
@@animationandnews9610 I came here to say exactly too. I’m not a copycatter.
@animationandnews9610
@animationandnews9610 3 года назад
@@rmercado8138 you all good 👍
@screaminpman
@screaminpman 3 года назад
McCarthy is the opposite of a courageous leader.
@susielee77
@susielee77 3 года назад
Don’t even have the guts to apologize. Shows you what kind of person she is. Not fit to serve the people! Period
@RobinChakravarty
@RobinChakravarty 3 года назад
When will the Radical Left Wing Media apologize to me for knowingly getting the Russia Collusion Delusion story so wrong? The real story is about to happen! Why is @nytimes, @washingtonpost, @CNN, @MSNBC allowed to be on Twitter & Facebook. Much of what they do is FAKE NEWS! - Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 4, 2019
@KKISCRAZYFUL
@KKISCRAZYFUL 3 года назад
Only brave people apologise.
@bolasblancas420
@bolasblancas420 3 года назад
@@RobinChakravarty cry me some more, snowflake.
@RubbishFPS
@RubbishFPS 3 года назад
@@RobinChakravarty Ummm the fact that it was true and they were just reporting the facts of it as it happened which is their job is why they dont have to apologize. Not their fault your god wannabee told you lies. 30k of them and you believed them all. Now look how nuts you people look.
@catherinemushaw1956
@catherinemushaw1956 3 года назад
@@RobinChakravarty Ha !
@Lumby1
@Lumby1 3 года назад
This was a good one, Stephen, as usual, but this was packed full of great satire. Thanks for all you do.
@michaeldean9338
@michaeldean9338 3 года назад
One of his funniest segments, Post-Trump. The entire sketch was entertaining.
@LivingHe11
@LivingHe11 3 года назад
This woman should never be in charge of any education system.
@phriedokra6158
@phriedokra6158 3 года назад
She needs to go back to first grade evidently...in a public school...learn Sandlot 101.
@Babette1986
@Babette1986 3 года назад
She shouldn't be in charge of anything.... At all..... Ever
@LivingHe11
@LivingHe11 3 года назад
@@witeskittie7071 no one is going to click on some unsolicited nondescript link
@thirdrockfromdsun2873
@thirdrockfromdsun2873 3 года назад
Actually should not even be in congress. But this is the face of the republican party after the trumpism cancer ravaged them all.
@rumpvirus7393
@rumpvirus7393 3 года назад
They should not have cleaned up the capitol. They should have had the impeachment in that building and all sitting behind smashed desks. Republican blinders are large. The hanging scaffolds would have been good for Cruze to sit under and make his arguments to the camera. I don't know Spanky... I was never a fan... He got us confeffy and hamburgles sometimes... If He was in the same room I could not tell him apart from my wife. To coin a phrase It was sometimes dark in the oval office and Trumps bum was tight enough to bounce a quarter of it.... I'd like to plead the fifth.
@armandomercado2248
@armandomercado2248 3 года назад
"Those of us who watched those buildings burn with our bare eyes are not that impressed with your willingness to admit it happened.". Good words Stephen.
@TheClairemyst
@TheClairemyst 3 года назад
Yeah. "Always Remember "
@ericminch
@ericminch 3 года назад
To be fair, she never said it didn't happen. She just said it was an inside job, a deep state government conspiracy, a false flag attack. Mind you, that's arguably just as wacky in that it includes details. It's like the difference between the Flying Spaghetti Monster and an Abrahamic religion's god.
@PrimeObserver-1
@PrimeObserver-1 3 года назад
@@ericminch "...Marjorie Taylor Greene had just finished questioning whether a plane really flew into the Pentagon on Sept. 11, 2001..." NYT
@jamesnabors3643
@jamesnabors3643 3 года назад
Kind of like the "journalists" reporting on "peaceful protests" last year, then.
@skiptastic1000
@skiptastic1000 3 года назад
@@jamesnabors3643 nice try, dig a little deeper
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 3 года назад
"space laser" - also known as "lightning"
@sean900fps
@sean900fps 3 года назад
damn funny " WITH HER DAD " laughed my assoff thank you ..
@censusgary
@censusgary 3 года назад
“Those mean kids won’t sit with me at lunch, just because I repeatedly said I want them killed, and keep bragging about how I carry guns everywhere.”
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 3 года назад
So nice of Republicans to let the Democrats do their dirty work for them. Didn't have the courage to remove her themselves because they're in fear for their lives from their own constituency. With friends like these...
@Alysa-Kins
@Alysa-Kins 3 года назад
They were probably fearing that she is going to get them executed.
@FalloutJack
@FalloutJack 3 года назад
@@Alysa-Kins How?
@lyndsaybrown8471
@lyndsaybrown8471 3 года назад
Friends like these who actively carry firearms and advocate for the killing of people who disagree with their positions.
@nubianprincess2771
@nubianprincess2771 3 года назад
@@FalloutJack From her constitutes.
@pkp6791
@pkp6791 3 года назад
That’s because they see nothing dirty about anything Greene has said or threatened. Republicans support everything she stands for. This is who they are and are proud of all of it
@donnewton7858
@donnewton7858 3 года назад
That's the problem with lies: eventually, you will contradict yourself and not remember.
@tagyoureit2364
@tagyoureit2364 3 года назад
Colbert!
@elishmuel1976
@elishmuel1976 3 года назад
1:52 you guys actually went through the trouble of censoring his name even in the letter. It's all about attention to detail and you, sirs and madams, are AWESOME!
@napoleonibonaparte7198
@napoleonibonaparte7198 3 года назад
Marjorie didn’t sincerely apologise for her threats.
@Celebriel82
@Celebriel82 3 года назад
"The flames talk to you." -Stephen Colbert 2021
@adamkalb1
@adamkalb1 2 года назад
4:35 "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." - Spongebob Squarepants, One Krabs Trash
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 3 года назад
Eleven brave Republicans. Removed her from the Education committee. The rest are a national disgrace. If a school children made those threats, the police would be called.
@Justusson
@Justusson 3 года назад
Good exercise for the Orange impeachment. But too bad there weren’t any more right now though,..
@fatlacesthedon
@fatlacesthedon 3 года назад
@Peege Clarke dude!? You're sounding like Greene
@TheAssirra
@TheAssirra 3 года назад
@Peege Clarke not everything is a fucking conspiracy!
@toonlyrics
@toonlyrics 3 года назад
There’s a Baker Act for school children. This woman belongs in the closed ward of a psychiatric hospital.
@mariekastler5391
@mariekastler5391 3 года назад
@Peege Clarke bipartisan cooperation is How Democracy Works! It's how Society works. Learning from the perspectives of others and including their reasonable (or, at least, not dangerous) needs in future plans is how Humans advance as a species.
@tucciproducer
@tucciproducer 3 года назад
God, seeing Biden as President is so relaxing, and anxiety-reducing, it's practically impossible to believe.
@willritter4076
@willritter4076 3 года назад
I'd be honored if some fellow citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our 46th President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.
@Babette1986
@Babette1986 3 года назад
Exactly. He reduces my anxiety so much
@josephg160
@josephg160 3 года назад
Yeah i agree. Biden/Harris2020
@verseonej
@verseonej 3 года назад
I'm sleeping way more and on time too.
@johnannan1649
@johnannan1649 3 года назад
Exactly thank God
@jeanneamato8278
@jeanneamato8278 3 года назад
All those nimrods that wanted to keep her should also be thrown out.
@traex8325
@traex8325 3 года назад
I still question why the cop who got killed didn't get more coverage. A cop killed by drunk driving or a speeding car gets coverage for days. Family interviews and tributes....where is the attention for this particular one.
@Suho1004
@Suho1004 3 года назад
"Woman who just got invited to go hunting with her dad, Liz Cheney." Wow, that one sure does take me back.
@PrimeObserver-1
@PrimeObserver-1 3 года назад
Yeah, I previously suggested that Liz take Trump hunting, lol.
@susiecolorado3821
@susiecolorado3821 3 года назад
I know, right? LOL
@exessex3522
@exessex3522 3 года назад
Here's a question: How will anybody ever be able to take anything Taylor Greene says seriously when she has proved so overwhelmingly that she is deranged?
@gymkhanadog
@gymkhanadog 3 года назад
People support Trump despite all of his deranged lies, right? People supported Hitler despite calling for the extermination of all non-Germans, right? People supported Putin, right? People supported Stalin, right? Don't underestimate the power of Herd Mentality when it comes to the type of people who's eyes glass over like a bovine and fall in line behind dangerous rhetoric.
@JonKrueger
@JonKrueger 3 года назад
Trump is a clown. Some people take Trump seriously.
@georgenichols7718
@georgenichols7718 3 года назад
And yet she got a standing ovation from her fellow Republicans!!!
@secularismispaganism7275
@secularismispaganism7275 3 года назад
@@gymkhanadog u forgot to add bushes for slaughter of Iraq just to rob the oil
@SkycometFallen
@SkycometFallen 3 года назад
The only people who will take her seriously are the other nuts
@amandaq2u
@amandaq2u 3 года назад
You guys are wild!!!! I love you and you’re writers oh my goodness!
@louieberg2942
@louieberg2942 3 года назад
"Wyoming Rep and woman who just got invited to go hunting with her dad" is such a good line for Liz Cheney.
@golfknut777
@golfknut777 3 года назад
‘Skin so thin it makes phyllo dough seem like Kevlar..’ Now that was smooth
@davidb6576
@davidb6576 3 года назад
When I go to riots, I always wear my spanakopita body armor.
@deprofundis3293
@deprofundis3293 3 года назад
😂
@richardjones2455
@richardjones2455 3 года назад
I have no idea what "phyllo dough" is but I'm assuming it's very thin.
@hughparris2073
@hughparris2073 3 года назад
It’s filo pastry, FFS.
@dontspikemydrink9382
@dontspikemydrink9382 3 года назад
when was this said??
@officaldungeons
@officaldungeons 3 года назад
Lmfao she would say “Heil neighbour!”
@silverblue73
@silverblue73 3 года назад
She'd probably be more content serving in Adolf's administration
@caelmack
@caelmack 3 года назад
I laughed pretty hard at this one
@b.robertson9042
@b.robertson9042 3 года назад
I wasn't ready for that.
@JoshEQ
@JoshEQ 3 года назад
Lmao, I liked Liz Cheney getting invited to go hunting with her dad 😂😂
@jaredkugler8895
@jaredkugler8895 3 года назад
Just saying a fact we all should already know: nazis are bad.
@BlakeMcCringleberry
@BlakeMcCringleberry 3 года назад
"woman who just got invited to go hunting with her dad" That's a good one. Nice.
@patriciaratcliffe3906
@patriciaratcliffe3906 3 года назад
And she said "I was allowed..."should she be in leadership while lacking in self-iniative, independent thinking?
@TheEvertw
@TheEvertw 3 года назад
Greene is disgusting. There she stands, defending herself, playing victim, blaming everybody else. Any person with a shred of integrity or honor would resign immediately instead of causing a rift in the party.
@SpankinHands
@SpankinHands 3 года назад
I read about the Facebook ad she ran: unflattering images of Representatives Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib on one side; and Green with an assault rifle on the other. The headline: THE SQUAD'S WORST NIGHTMARE. Green's ad clearly advocates for gun violence against Congressmemembers, who are women of color. Here's hoping Greene gets a fast personal lesson on the dangers of encouraging violence against women. She seems to think that because she's white and has guns, she's exempt.
@TrexelCat
@TrexelCat 3 года назад
The problem with this is, her and others like her genuinely believe that what they are saying is 100% true. I know, it's hard for those of us with a fully functional brain to grasp, but imagine what it was like when you were younger and were absolutely 100% positive that Santa was real, that the tooth fairy legitimately paid you for your teeth and that there absolutely was a monster under your bed or in your closet and your parents had the power to banish them for the night. Now replace all of what I just said with Jewish space lasers, the belief that everyone is out to get you and that monster under your bed is really a Democrat actually and truly EATING A BABY. This is the mind of a QAnon. They 100% believe that these things are true. So from their perspective, they are in the right. So why should they step down. To them, it's anyone against them that is causing the rift. The only way they will step down is if they are forced to. I don't hate these people, I feel a great swell of pity for them. And I 100% hope that they get the help they need to return to reality.
@TheEvertw
@TheEvertw 3 года назад
@@TrexelCat What you say is very true for the vast majority of Trumpists. However, for a Representative in Congress, an actual lawmaker, I do expect a certain maturity and strength of character that are completely lacking in Mrs. Greene. Such people have no business in the Legislative body of the USA. That is apart from the truly despicable things she said about her speaker. If an employee in my company said such things about me, I would demand their immediate dismissal, and I would get it, too.
@TrexelCat
@TrexelCat 3 года назад
@@TheEvertw I completely agree with you, on all points. I fully agree that she should be removed, as well as anyone else who holds a delusional view of the world around them. My intention was to point out that those who hold such delusional views will not remove themselves as they believe what they are saying is true. If said Employee truly believed the things they were saying about you, then they would not step down of their own accord. You would have to dismiss them.
@nataliedelagrandiere4022
@nataliedelagrandiere4022 3 года назад
Without T****, Karen Greene would never have been elected. If only he could be prosecuted as he deserves, that would allow the Republican party to start afresh and be decent.
@kenudice9841
@kenudice9841 3 года назад
I’m still trying to wrap my head around the name: “Jewish Space Laser” . 🤨
@piedpiper1185
@piedpiper1185 3 года назад
Death Star of David
@xjunkxyrdxdog89
@xjunkxyrdxdog89 3 года назад
@@piedpiper1185 you just made one of Stephen's writers really mad. 😆
@sluttymctits4496
@sluttymctits4496 3 года назад
I dunno, sounds like a pretty rad Hasidic prog rock band to me.
@emmadilemma7800
@emmadilemma7800 3 года назад
The worst part is, shes pro Israel. How fo you believe the United States military should be responsible for protecting Israel, at the same time youre antisemitic and believe that a rich jewish family has a space laser dedicated to causing wildfires?
@gregbors8364
@gregbors8364 3 года назад
@@emmadilemma7800 Something something Jewish Homeland something something End of Days
@markgrayson7514
@markgrayson7514 3 года назад
0:58 'Where do we turn?' Faith. No, my dear new president. We turn to logic and critical thinking.
@brianmckay9976
@brianmckay9976 3 года назад
Great stuff, Stephen!!! Faultless and funny.
@sluttymctits4496
@sluttymctits4496 3 года назад
I hate to bring "it" up, but just imagine how the previous occupant would have stumbled through reading "Kierkegaard" off a teleprompter.
@herochic5324
@herochic5324 3 года назад
He would have stumbled and said its a new platform bed from IKEA.
@ccggenius
@ccggenius 3 года назад
Plot Twist: That's what "Covfefe" was all along. Or maybe the real Covfefe was the friends we made along the way?
@silverblue73
@silverblue73 3 года назад
I think my 3 year old could say Kierkegaard better than the Grand Cheeto
@emeraldfox76
@emeraldfox76 3 года назад
I'm glad we're at a place where we can laugh at him now without all the anxiety!
@sluttymctits4496
@sluttymctits4496 3 года назад
@@emeraldfox76 - I never thought of that, but it really is a beautiful sentiment. Things are far from perfect, but it's like a tubby orange weight has been lifted off of our shoulders. (His) Silence is golden. It's nice to see so many people laughing and smiling again instead of being filled with the darkest depths of existential dread.
@HBarnill
@HBarnill 3 года назад
McCarthys should never be allowed to run for office. Didn’t we learn the last time?
@billmurray7473
@billmurray7473 3 года назад
At least we don't have JENNY McCarthy in public office anywhere.
@Nerozard
@Nerozard 3 года назад
@@billmurray7473 Yet...
@PaddleAsia
@PaddleAsia 3 года назад
Republicans love to reelect their most horrible candidates: see McConnell, Cruz, etc.
@toniaguilar163
@toniaguilar163 3 года назад
F N--Good one!
@merbst
@merbst 3 года назад
The 1st Cold War showed us the only weapon Anti-Communists have: "Foaming the Rubes" (fomenting stupidity). The US political elites are hungry for a 2nd Civil War.
@gent8940
@gent8940 3 года назад
I love how Stephen has a sense of humour about his religion, while being a deep person of faith.
@LollieVox
@LollieVox 3 года назад
So true! Steven does do just that, he's a good man!
@joeparagon
@joeparagon 3 года назад
Why would Greene, a grown-ass adult, choose to believe all that ludicrous nonsense in the first place?
@nbbim2012
@nbbim2012 3 года назад
Scathingly stupid- the best phrase I've ever heard describing Agent Orange!!!! Guess he knows the GOP senators won't impeach him #pettybetty
@kinngrimm
@kinngrimm 3 года назад
The "jewish space laser" may have been the most heinous thing she *said* , but stalking the kids from the shooting and accusing them of being payed actors, that was the most heinous thing she *did* .
@brittv5474
@brittv5474 3 года назад
What about advocating the murder of the Speaker of the House, among others?
@BytheTicket222
@BytheTicket222 3 года назад
@@brittv5474 that was disgusting but not as evil and vile as stalking a child victim of extreme violence. The former are adults who by their chosen profession assume a certain amount of risk, the latter are innocent children who were victimized while going to school. The bottom line: She is a human dumpster fire of ignorance, stupidity, and malice for both things among many others.
@user-qf2fr9ro4q
@user-qf2fr9ro4q 3 года назад
I laughed so hard at the Toucan joke... my side hurts!!!
@ndutzz100
@ndutzz100 3 года назад
Stephen Colbert , you are very funny. I like your satirical view of American Politics. Love from Kenya
@hankakah4180
@hankakah4180 3 года назад
Kevin McCarthy just proving to us he's a switch hitter.
@fatlacesthedon
@fatlacesthedon 3 года назад
New GOP strategy: "never heard of it" oh she killed a guy? First I'm hearing about it, might have to talk to her
@MountainSnowInc
@MountainSnowInc 3 года назад
“That make me look like ‘A Monster’”.....I’m dying right now. 🤣🤣🤣
@rickimhotep1236
@rickimhotep1236 3 года назад
@0:41....I can't watch any further...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..I spit my tea out!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@markdowse3572
@markdowse3572 3 года назад
Greene is an absolute SHOCKER ! 😠👎 She wouldn't know the truth if it walked up and smacked her in the face.
@Rikunda13
@Rikunda13 3 года назад
He only got acting jobs because it was required to use his properties. It was his demand. He didn't even do well. He always looked like he had no clue what the fuck to do.
@asmith8692
@asmith8692 3 года назад
And how is that different from the last six years?
@ibinshkamed1586
@ibinshkamed1586 3 года назад
And as we have had adequate proof, he has also failed at acting presidential. In business they call it a 'bad hire'. Employee #45...YOU ARE FIRED!!!
@Poemi10304
@Poemi10304 3 года назад
@@ibinshkamed1586 He didn’t even look the part! Bad casting!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@b.valentine5283
@b.valentine5283 3 года назад
@@Poemi10304 Right? Billionaires have access to decent hairstylists, makeup artists, and clothing tailors
@debbieallen1815
@debbieallen1815 3 года назад
In Canada, CBC deleted his scenes from Home Alone 2. Lol.
@OfficialCDJ
@OfficialCDJ 3 года назад
I love how they no longer use the old president’s name or even the mock voice. They’re leaving him out of the spotlight which you know would drive him nuts.
@indianajo883
@indianajo883 3 года назад
Can I get a reverse angle to see the reactions and laughter? Every time you crack a good joke, there is some hilarious laughter off camera. I need to see the bloopers of that person laughing constantly please. Please Mr. Colbert! I need this to happen haha. I'm slowly losing my mind, seems like you are too, hook a brother up. Help me out!
@alicebryan8307
@alicebryan8307 3 года назад
Preach it man!All the love and I love my Colbert mask!Rock on!
@DeadlyDanDaMan
@DeadlyDanDaMan 3 года назад
So she basically admits that she can't distinguish between reality and fantasy? Lock her up.
@leko3277
@leko3277 3 года назад
61 other R Q's voted for her even after she admitted she was a fake. All under the cloak of a bunch of cowards and a secret tally.
@tumsfestival8027
@tumsfestival8027 3 года назад
Even we cant arrest her, she should be at least deemed “to much of a moron” to be in office.
@AdamWaltersPDX
@AdamWaltersPDX 3 года назад
Lock her in a straight jakcet
@tomservo5007
@tomservo5007 3 года назад
Bellevue is looking for her
@elbarjones4812
@elbarjones4812 3 года назад
She should be censured And removed....all it takes is a House vote.
@stasiaspade1169
@stasiaspade1169 3 года назад
"I was ALLOWED to believe"! She is 46, who "allowed" her?
@rjonboy7608
@rjonboy7608 3 года назад
You just heard stage one of the blame game. It's always someone else's fault. Somehow it always ends up with 'Jewish Space Lasers'.
@micheleolson9914
@micheleolson9914 3 года назад
Short answer..."The Voices"
@randominternetuser2888
@randominternetuser2888 3 года назад
The same massive tech companies that gave her an amplifier voice online that she now claims are censoring her. But she "takes no responsibility", just like her fellow cult members
@spacecoyote6646
@spacecoyote6646 3 года назад
She was being evasive
@juanfran3924
@juanfran3924 3 года назад
Politicians really get away with anything, no accountability at all. It's frustrating.
@DonaldDump2024
@DonaldDump2024 3 года назад
“Who cares! From the guy with skin so thin it makes Filo dough look like Kevlar”. Best line.
@Xandrosi
@Xandrosi 3 года назад
I've been trying and failing to describe the dangers of weaponized framing for years. Faced with facts that contract a person's frames, experimentation demonstrates that people will choose their frames, denying facts. What I've lacked was a simple entertaining means of conveying the ideas. And then I saw the Democratic and counter-framed advertisement side-by-side using the exact same terms. Absolutely brilliant! Thank you.
@RubelliteFae
@RubelliteFae 3 года назад
"Since having been elected to congress, I denounce everything I said that helped me get elected to congress."
@Julia-lk8jn
@Julia-lk8jn 3 года назад
Nailed it. Oh man. The GOP has certainly been taken notes from their president. They just don't seem to have drawn any conclusions from the fact that the US voters fired him.
@JustWasted3HoursHere
@JustWasted3HoursHere 3 года назад
Exactly!
@eltorocal
@eltorocal 3 года назад
@@Julia-lk8jn GOP has ALWAYS been this way... they were just a bit more strategic... see how both "Moscow" and "Lady" have tried to convince everyone that "they" are still In Power?
@bluto212
@bluto212 3 года назад
wink wink
@glennbrown3426
@glennbrown3426 3 года назад
Well said 👌
@JosetteFret93
@JosetteFret93 3 года назад
The fact that Greene even has her job is a disgusting disgrace. At this point, I have no hope that this country can come back from this insanity. We're a pariah to the rest of the world.
@seanm7539
@seanm7539 3 года назад
She actually just got voted out
@Doomer_Gloomer
@Doomer_Gloomer 3 года назад
@@seanm7539 they voted off her committee assignments, not from congress
@KL-ot7yt
@KL-ot7yt 3 года назад
Greene moderated FB group sharing neo-nazi crap and mass mulism assassination, also violent death threats towards 44th president and former first lady/sec of state, towards speaker of the house. And she is representing America on national platform instead of being held accountable. Is America sick literally? Wtf.
@braydenfarrell8810
@braydenfarrell8810 3 года назад
Nah America's pretty good to us Irish
@ceesklumper
@ceesklumper 3 года назад
Just a country in decline, for decades and now it shows
@elpinchemakas1586
@elpinchemakas1586 3 года назад
This is hilarious 🤣 the Chem trail bit had me rolling
@quinndirks5653
@quinndirks5653 3 года назад
5:15 "Mr. Gorbachev, this... is a wall" HAHAHA, good one Colbert!
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 3 года назад
“Mr Gorbachev, this IS a wall!” - nearly spit out my lunch on my iPad screen!
@Bobbyliscious
@Bobbyliscious 3 года назад
Marj needs to be totally removed from her office and barred from EVER holding ANY office again!
@patrickbly4170
@patrickbly4170 3 года назад
" Precious and few are the moments we TOUCANS share "...I a Taurus too
@rehoot1973
@rehoot1973 3 года назад
Brilliant Colbert! Sums her up. Love the words are in my past! 🙄
@Opus313
@Opus313 3 года назад
The GOP stands with Q... Not with you! Hold these people accountable!
@georgelayton6641
@georgelayton6641 3 года назад
Half of them stand for Q. Half of them stand for I.
@rgwak
@rgwak 3 года назад
GOP? More like GQP! 😅
@thunderousapplause
@thunderousapplause 3 года назад
they wont though. unless! it could be a secret ballot.
@TaxReligionNow
@TaxReligionNow 3 года назад
-GOP- GQP
@feonjun
@feonjun 3 года назад
2021 GOP politicians are the gifts that keep on giving to late-night talk shows.
@yohei72
@yohei72 3 года назад
"Prayer Breakfast" - on the menu: my vomit. I would say I look forward to the day when presidents and politicians don't pander to religion anymore, but we won't see it in my lifetime.
@microwavedsalad893
@microwavedsalad893 3 года назад
I just wanted to say, I love that your camera man is giggling at every joke! Keep it up 🤣🤣
@DonaBlancas
@DonaBlancas 3 года назад
"This is crazy talk!" this woman has serious Issues, she shouldn't be in congress. Send an apology letter to her constituents, informing them that they voted the wrong way and there fore we will be returning Marjorie, back to them, next day Air.
@selalewow
@selalewow 3 года назад
@@RedButtonTV1 apparently she did. Sad state of affairs.
@fatlacesthedon
@fatlacesthedon 3 года назад
I'm sure they're happy about her, finally somebody saying the things they imagined were true
@ericshultz8796
@ericshultz8796 3 года назад
@@RedButtonTV1 She won because the only one who was running against her received death threats and dropped out of the race and moved their family away. She is definitely representative of her constituents. Do not ever go to Georgia.
@yrot1123
@yrot1123 3 года назад
free next day delivery @amazon, attaching the label as: " no return or refund for damaged goods."
@MatthewPettyST1300
@MatthewPettyST1300 3 года назад
Don't poke any air holes in the box when you do ! I would also fill (displace) the rest of the air space in that box with expanding Styrofoam. Just to keep her safe and unbroken on arrival .
@laykni
@laykni 3 года назад
The chem trails were running down Giuliani’s sideburns
@fedoragibson3059
@fedoragibson3059 3 года назад
brilliant!
@theresaiwright7085
@theresaiwright7085 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@empathematics8928
@empathematics8928 3 года назад
😭😭😭
@jennysholars9816
@jennysholars9816 3 года назад
Good job! You’ve promoted it once again! Thanks
@marietellez6021
@marietellez6021 3 года назад
One of the best shows ever!!
@inthevault9603
@inthevault9603 3 года назад
Republicans’ Motto: It’s not a lie if you believe it.
@12fuxu2
@12fuxu2 3 года назад
Repugnican motto: It's not a lie as long as I'm the one telling it.
@johnnyaragon4419
@johnnyaragon4419 3 года назад
Well, your right? There’s argument with stupid people! Who slept in his or her school class room’s while in school! I did it myself! Ha, Ha,Ha,Ha, my golly! Chuck’s! By Golly?
@blameitoncartman
@blameitoncartman 3 года назад
That’s actually George Costanza’s motto
@btat16
@btat16 3 года назад
That’s technically true though
@jaredkugler8895
@jaredkugler8895 3 года назад
I agree with Blameiton.
@n.g.t
@n.g.t 3 года назад
McCarthy is done. His sponsors are not giving $1 to a seditionist. This is his 2 yr farewell tour.
@Missy-Missy1111
@Missy-Missy1111 3 года назад
🤞🤞🤞
@of20461
@of20461 3 года назад
I hope god hears you! ❤️🇺🇸❤️
@willritter4076
@willritter4076 3 года назад
based on midterm election history, Republicans are more likely than not to win the House majority in '022... so McCarthy could well become Speaker.
@maestrogringo
@maestrogringo 3 года назад
@@willritter4076 well considering the GOP is imploding as we speak since they can't manage to distance themselves from these Trumplican lunatics, my money is on the Dems picking up more seats in the Senate and House in the midterms!
@blackhawk15897
@blackhawk15897 3 года назад
@@willritter4076 In a typical election cycle, sure, but there isn't going to be anything typical about these midterms. Dems have more ammunition than they've had in decades and the GOP is fractured, losing major donor support, and are beholden to the whims of a bronzed, delusional megalomaniac. So long as Biden keeps up the momentum and the Democrats keep the Republican's sins in the light, there's a decent chance that the Democrats can nab super majorities in both the House and the Senate.
@kyoglesage
@kyoglesage 3 года назад
“Faith see best in the dark” is NOT a recommendation for faith which, BTW, is what people use when they don’t have evidence and facts.
@ellehews6275
@ellehews6275 3 года назад
Omg I haven't seen you in so long 😊🤗 You're looking like the children are happy and thriving during the quaranseason😖🥺Love is beautiful isn't it.😂 Happy you're here with me in 2021. It's such a blessing. It's so good to see the same in the difference. Don't change that. 🥰🤗😊😊😊🥰
@ck2d
@ck2d 3 года назад
"Woman who just got invited to go hunting with her dad" omg deep cut!
@paml5062
@paml5062 3 года назад
When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time. People know themselves much better than you do. That’s why it’s important to stop expecting them to be something other than who they are. - Maya Angelou
@miccrhaafetl5101
@miccrhaafetl5101 3 года назад
I like this, thank you for sharing.
@AlexTheOilersFan
@AlexTheOilersFan 3 года назад
I nearly spit out my drink at the bumper sticker.
@patrickcd128
@patrickcd128 3 года назад
I love this show. Thanks Stephen🤣
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