Key & Peele - Auction Block 

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I'd buy that dude....lmao

No.

Jaden Williams that part had me weak 😂😂😂😂

Black people were sell by other blacks 🤷‍♂️ Its a fact

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It was called the Slave Trade. Africans captured and sold fellow africans. It was very lucrative for them.

@@wwesty83 Shaka Zulu

Thats so true I was in group interview last year and almost everyone said that

Funny thing is, in brazilian and thats real here too!! Its like a universal Bulllshit interview answer for all cultures 🤣🤣

@@disfock5207hahahahaha verdade. Human Resources or pseudopsycological bullshit. The most incredible is that everyone know this and nothing change.

😂😂😂 I was just finna go to interview and say the same thing

@@TarantoHector Ikr

"I did not want to laugh" lol u must be white

@@sidv4615 does the last name sound white ?

@@kidroaz7598 I guess he was expecting me to write “i aint wanna laugh but I mad lost it at cana brotha get on lot ayyyy”

You’re cool and funny. I’m black and you don’t have to worry about laughing. The only irony is ppl miss that this is unfortunately still happening. A lot of ppl slaving for jobs they hate, talking about quitting daily, but still jumping at everything opportunity to impress their master… Plenty are slaves in others ways too like ppl that hate social media but still post for likes or click the things they complain about… Or complain about things they always buy… Great skit, as Ye said “we the new slaves”

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My question is how'd they catch him?

Can a brotha get on Lot A?

Hmm

I’d but him too. Or employ him, same thing really.

@@asterion3291 Massive technological disparity...

Yes that's the joke

Numayam Yes, I am just reiterating the joke.

@@INUTUTA Nice, really well done identifying the joke

Numayam Thanks!

My worst qualities: 1. I’m a perfectionist 2. I sing in the shower 3. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering 4. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car

they turned from not wanting to get sold to being desperate to be sold.. one of my fav K and P clips..

How could anyone reject him with so much natural ability?

2 dollars says that Keegan either already knew magic before the skit was shot, or decided to learn it out of morbid interest.

I wonder if he's related to the Magician Cop.

Slaves actually costs $500 or more at that time--the equivalent of about $40,000 today. It was like buying an SUV. There were wealthy black (free men) farmers across the south who owned slaves.

Bought for a pack of cigarettes

Me too😃😃😃

Probably he was a POW who was sold by a king.

Lies again? Grab Drinks Google Drive

@@NazriB Bot.

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Oof

Superficial bigots bringing down the whole tone of the auction (smh).

Short Boi Will Remember That*

Who is that actor?

Whats gmfu

@@johntan8422 its short for "got me fucked up".

i fucking laughed out loud at that one 😂

John Tan “get milk from uber”

@@johntan8422 or gotta mean fucker upstairs

Offence taken!! 😳

But you are actually short in real life in the world

me too 😂😂😂😂

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Same! That line just breaks me

Me tooooo!! 😂😂😂😂

It's all in the timing

didnt ask

@@Luqaza I asked

@@sadchild9478 nope stop lying

@@Luqaza they didn’t asked if they lied

@@800Jbangz Didnt ask

Lots of great dialogue. The most brilliant in this sketch. 😂😂😂

Really? Cause CNN and lefties do it every day!

Obviously you missed Dave Chappelle (Chappelle Show) Season 1... Episode 1

@@panicmosem5969 lefties as in good righties as in bad?

@@panicmosem5969 had to slip that nonsense in there didn't ya

@@panicmosem5969 leftists good rightists bad

@@sg3645 LOL!

I read this when it happened XD

That’s why Key was posing like that.😂🤣😅

@@BLESSFUL-Bliss lmao i just noticed for the first time after watching this video more than 10 times before 😂

whats so funny?

even if you're a generational turk from east Europe it's relatable. I've done internship for foreigners, felt just like this.

best one is the neighbour with the rasist songs :)

My favorite will always be the fraternity branding then the power falcons then this

Thank you. I'm not the only one whp saw that.

That’s why it’s funny 😭

Nah there sum different colors

0:36 not that guy in the background

Except for the guy in the tan hat

😂😂

Jeff Otieno oookeeeey

Jeff Otieno check out my channel

Jeff Otieno 😂😂

sinkiy awkwaaard

JoevanniL same way elephant are broken down, when they are young.

JoevanniL Massive individual

***** You mean "cat toys".

***** how do you know do you time travel?

***** yes ... and prisoners need to be caught. So actually yes, he may have been caught. However, if you look closely, the above comment wasn't actually a question, so nobody was even asking for your opinion. Good luck next time you're trying to make a contribution on youtube.

key & peele 👍

Lol

+Greysen Gagné DWL. I was wondering the same thing

+Greysen Gagne Maybe he had sex with the tribe chiefs daughter and voluntered to become a slave hmmmm

TrUmP iS LiTeralLy Hitler DURhurrr the man could've been free and kidnapped which would explain how he was captured.

lol

Africans sold Africans they still do to this day it's sad they probably caught him with weapons.

I bout died, that was funny as hell lol

This is easy: "Perhaps you could bake/cook the sweets and cakes of your people for my children." Even a F4 Phantom falls for it

They caught him with a big ass rifle.

Lol killed me too

He willingly gave himself up like a good nigga lol

John Moreno r/whoosh

John Moreno you know that it’s a meme right it means it went over your head.Why did I do that Bc you instead of taking the joke typed a whole history lesson

Larger white dude?

deep

+Eyan Stevenson what does that mean if it's deep?

+Eyan Stevenson now that's an explanation. thanks

+Eyan Stevenson lol you were so high when you wrote this

Forget his explanation, is that bitch seriously that otherworldly to not know what people mean when they say "deep", and that stupid to not understand how it could be?

Died. Because of how believable they made it.

When a racist slaver calls you out on your superficial bigoted attitude.... something is wrong with you.

@@danielaramburo7648 Not all slavers are racist it's business

@@danielaramburo7648 nah it's just hypocritical

@@derekchauvin2756 I'll trust your word on it

XD

That's rough buddy.

THATS TUFF

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That one had me dying

I spat out food at that line

🤣🤣🤣best part!!

i thought he said vote smh.

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how?

They just put fried chicken in a cage then when he went in it locked

cometube1999 racist

YellowBlue RC You realize it was in reference to the fried chicken joke, right?

YellowBlue RC you know I joker with racist

Omg I'm on one atm and my stomach is hurting and I have dried tears all down my face

I feel you man

OMG help me..... cant get anything ..... done ....

Its Sat at 2:30 p m and I've watched these two ALL f n day. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 Just found them. Had no idea they were this funny 😅😅😅😅❤❤❤❤ here n NC

Yes dude, once I had a family, too... ^^'

When asked the dreaded "What is your biggest weakness?" I replied "I'm so obsessed with time management that sometimes it doesn't even look like I'm working. I don't know how to pretend to be busy." I got the job.

I never said that, but to be fair I have severe learning and personality disorders and have never worked.

My biggest weakness: Occasionally my decision making is not based in reality My biggest strength: I'm Batman

im also batman, but im the batman with the nipple costume

PissedFechtmeister LMFAO.

Yeah, they rather stand. And it was a long bus ride too. Pfft...

Yes! Perfect analogy. You go from, "Good, I don't want you sitting here." to "Do I smell or what the hell is the problem?"

I'm going to share something about this as no one asked. I lived for a few years in a mainly black neighbourhood (I'm white) and in the bus I would often have an empty seat next to me with the bus full. The only people who sat next to me were: 1) guys who didn't give a crap. 2) ladies who were so tired after their day that I could see sitting down was bliss. Everyone else would stand for 40 minutes and look at me as if I needed to get up. Guess why they wouldn't sit (no I didn't smell bad and no I didn't present myself as someone you wouldn't want to sit next to..maybe a bit but still).

@PoofyPandaZzz Do you believe your opinion can be extrapolated to the hundreds of people who did this?

@PoofyPandaZzz Not understanding something does not mean you're stupid, simply means you didn't understand and that's fine, apologies for not being clear. Although I appreciate your opinion and perspective, I don't think it is common between hundreds of people to prefer breaking their legs standing rather than sitting next to someone.

theyre both in a movie called keanu, its decent

What’s the movie called

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“The real question is: How’d they CATCH him?”

SPONGE KNOB SQUARE NUTS I would

Yea that's a no brainer.

No comments?! Never mind, here you go

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@@marvira coment for what ? He just repeated what we just saw 😄 I don't understand why do these comments get so many likes 😆

Ali Ahmadi that’s what I’m saying

Lmaooo Yoo this shit funny still 😂😂😂

@@ww.creedthoughts.gov.ww-cr8654 trump 2020

kwansider trump 2020!!!!!!!

kwansider trump2020 it’s funny how y’all blame him for literally everything🤦🏽‍♂️ shii is sad. This shii is going on in other countries but it’s still trumps fault? Yeah that makes sense bud🤦🏽‍♂️ so dumb

You GOTTA buy that dude lmao

The question is howd they catch him

@@galvatron0810 lol

Not gonna lie it would be nice to not worry about getting into fights...

didnt ask

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No like cos its at 699

i thought he said "and no magic" like, as in, "you don't have to worry about me doing a curse on your family."

westingtyler that would have been funny too, but he clearly says “and I know magic” lol

Mine says Interests: ballroom dancing, ballet and pornography

You died? Who commented then?

I’m your 1000th like

Michael Zaragoza omg look at this dood

@@oudude27 r/wooooosh

Good then

@2 beans 1 cream yes we do.

"I'm strong y'all, i can sleep in a bucket" LMFAO

@@michaelworkman5590 lol. "My only flaw is that I'm a perfectionist"

Yes thank you for explaining the joke

Yup, that was the joke

Offense

In British/Indian English that is the the correct spelling of offence.

Toy Fwd yeah but in countries where English is the native language it’s incorrect, and i doubt that excuse will get you anywhere

@@julianz7555 Well, in UK, English is their native language and in India, English is one of the 2 official languages (language used in official documents). Even the MoD is called as Ministry of Defence (with a "C" in it). And New Zealand and Australia being former British colonies use defence too. Not sure about Canada. So I guess "defense" is limited to America and the countries influence by its policies. Defence, Offence etc

Don't care about the spelling the comment still made me blow a gust of air out of my nose so...

That's the one thing I didn't get; why would he boast about being able to sleep in a bucket? 🤔

@@aliciashanks5239 it means he is easy to take care of

@Steve Gooden Great song. Thanks for sharing that.

@@aliciashanks5239 🤣🤣🤣

@@aliciashanks5239 Doesn't take up much space when not working.

sarah lmfaoooo

He won an Oscar!!!! 😍

Real muscle fitness for life I’ll use it

Real muscle fitness for life that's the joke

Yep, always used it and will keep on using it lol.

Docile

Every CV ever

"Docile" agreeable to a fault 😂😂

@@mzg2125 while they're talking back 😂

dude sounded like he's being interviewed for a job position

Wicked

These guys are half black so it's their white side that mocks blacks Shameful and they should boycott their half black ass

Fitz Fitzgerald you’re not even black, so stop speaking on shit.

@@fitzfitzgerald1249 They would have been used as blacks so that's that...

@@pvip9986 "Not for the Dead, but the living " We lay the rose on the graves of those who can neither smell, see or hold it. We call it a memorial day, yet for the living we've sent no flower while they are 6'ft up,until they are 6'ft under. Then we write songs of their exploits long after they're gone and can not hear'em, yet never a tune for the living when they could sing'em. How we travel afar to visit a grave where they're laid, when seldom if ever we visited them where they stayed. A photo of them, but not one with them, around the neck a cherished relic, but their hand, when last you had you held it? When they were sick did you pray that God would heal, yet when they were well, when last did you share a meal? Oh yes indeed we love to value our Dead, but should not at first, while they're living we kiss their head. So no more tears on the tombs where they lie, let them hear your laughter while yet they are still alive. They'll share their stories and you'll share yours. It's on this side of life's memories we form our fondest Joy. For we were all on Earth together until we're each No More. Happy Veterans Day! - Steve Gooden -

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OneToughCookie TheRU-vidHero I really, *really* like this image

Sammy Wakelin relatable 😂 like most women out there who are looking for partners.

Jeffrey Rodriguez damn, lowkey flamed her and she ain't even realize it

@@jeffreyrodriguez1913 you right bro, I see a hot ass woman with a butt ugly dude and dont know how that happened and I'm over here athletic and still single as shit 🤷🏽‍♂️💀

Bro, it ain't looks that get you girls. The girls that look for looks are shallow as heck and would dump you/cheat on you for a hotter guy.

Andrew Arredondo its cuz she has daddy issues and that ugly ass dude reminds her of her dad. girls like that have major issues. losers put up with them cuz.... welll....they cant do better. delusional short ppl like kaiser r just lying to themselves. feeding them self this happy little bs narrative to keep themselves from ending it. if hot girls were so deep and nice they would date parapalegics and deformed ppl. they dont.....only their dad

well that's basically how it ended

thank God u dont write the scripts

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Alex Capwell no that would have taken it far, it would have made it unrealistic and less comedic

Mitch Nakamoto yeah, 'cause everything else is so realistic...

A year ago when you posted this and said a year later you still laughing. Just checking if you are still laughing 😅

Paul S that had me lol...

Omg that was my fav...i lost it lol

That was the best. Had me in stiches

Paul S You have my initials

Paul S k

damn I didn’t get here quick enough, I just said that like 5 seconds ago. Oof

That would be x....as that's how illiterate ppl sign, like all the kids that don't learn cursive lol

@@chowjappa6470 whooosh

Oooh I like that

I dont get it

didnt ask

@@Luqaza don’t care, didnt ask, plus you fell off

@@wispysubject6982 fell off?

@@Luqaza what?

@@wispysubject6982 waiting

didnt ask

@Scott-Doo u der is

@@Luqaza loser

@@mutouvhs843 maybe but ur mother lost her battle

"but you are actually short in real life in the world!"

SNL hasn’t been funny for two decades. K&P knock it out of the park.

So that's how he ended up on MadTV

Killbrain is the funniest videos ever...ever

@@joejoezuniga231 I gotta go with Auction Block but just my opinion.

not true, where did you get this idea? lol!

like r2d2 and C3PO

1:03 pose

Redem10 i

not the best wording

Tell that to Jordan Peele's oscar trophy BITCH BOOM!

@@stavros333 Fuck off man

stavros333 reported. #NiceTryIdiot

@@stavros333 Again fuck off

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Well, some of them did.

Me 5 minutes before walking into the first day of school 😂

*"okaaaaaay"*

@Leo Dancor opawation

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I about died when he said that lol

Real talk 🤭🤭🤭🤭😆😆

Is it true? Any academic physiological proof that no one likes rejection for something they hate or never want?

@@Bennix I’d take it as being judged to be not good enough, you’d at least want to be considered. Probably different if it’s something like “Hey who wants to be EXECUTED?!”, since then it’s not about ability of the individual.

@@tonk3878 I hear you, it's like a gay friend saying he's not attracted to you (a straight guy), you don't want him either, but at least you should be considered.

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Rare footage of the NFL combine

WHYMEMANWHYL0L Dying*

Are u trying to say something?

GenghisDong *you.

WHYMEMANWHYL0L :P its "heck they catch him" not. "How they catch him"

I was thinking the same thing!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂