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A pawn shop customer inquires about supplies for a mysterious and seemingly dangerous activity.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from “Gremlins 2” to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama’s Anger Translator.
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@KeyAndPeele 5 лет назад

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@winro7436 5 лет назад

Sup!

@terronisaac8525 5 лет назад

Key & Peele great! These sketches need to live on forever! Thank you!

@oogabooga2581 5 лет назад

meh was alright

@hihi-xs6id 5 лет назад

When did you get you're own channel

@threeisthemagicnumbercalif4540 5 лет назад

Key & Peele Thank you gentlemen. I appreciate the warm welcome. If I may one day buy you lunch. Please let me know. You’ve made my son smile and inspired him in the arts. Keep me posted. Marcus in Los Angeles.

@GaryIV 2 года назад

I like that his plan required explosives to break the glass windows but when it comes to solid steel bank vault doors, he just thinks skating into it fast will do the trick

@MyRegardsToTheDodo Год назад

Works for the coyote in these nature documentations...

@choshow86 Год назад

Wile e coyote did it

@lasagnatheory9108 Год назад

@@MyRegardsToTheDodo the simulations confirm so

@arturofletcher Год назад

Wdym?? It makes perfect sense. If you move fast enough your body's atoms will phase through the atoms of the steel bank door. I've seen this work countless times in comic books

@warpednight Год назад

@@arturofletcher 💀

@JS-sv4ol 4 года назад

“I’ll take my chances. ...with Christmas”

@cryodummy7710 4 года назад

Gotta be prepared, Santa isn’t joking this year

@yeahmhmmrightokaymhmmyeahsure 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@damanimcclain2065 3 года назад

“It’s April”

@theblazer3665 3 года назад

@@damanimcclain2065 It's never to early to worry about christmas

@bradleylovej 3 года назад

OMG that killed me. The pause ...I'll take my chances, like he could not be convinced a suit of armor wouldn't work against bullets.

@crandonborth Год назад

“I need zip lines for my… um… grandmother” truly amazing!!!

@nsjx Год назад

woops i just wrote the same thing ha. t'was genius

@OldNavajoTricks Месяц назад

Hey, stairlifts are expensive and gravity is free. 5-1pulley system to haul her ass back upstairs.

@X.L.B1 Год назад

The way he said “In a cartoooonnn money baaaag.” Had me weak 😂😂

@charlesthin4621 4 месяца назад

The guy is pretty confident and unphased throughout. But this moment is the payoff of that. Great character buildup, at least on his end.

@adredy Месяц назад

dont think about bomb :D

@shipso6116 Месяц назад

@@charlesthin4621 Just found that jewel of a video. Wanted to say something about "at least on his end" part. Seems to me that they both deserve the praise because imho the second "goofy" character has a big role in said character buildup. I see here highlight by contrast.

@FlamingElmo 22 дня назад

@@shipso6116 Yes.

@tarishahmedb8604 4 года назад

Heist 101 : Never buy all the stuff from the same store.

@kabelomasemolazippy 4 года назад

damn i didnt know that, i just all my heist equipment from one store do you recon i return it

@Patrick-ev5ye 4 года назад

@Sirpa Yea from the same scene where Walt completely transforms into Heisenberg.

@HelenKN 3 года назад

kabelo masemola 🤣

@lovefromthesouth91 3 года назад

Heist 102: don’t rob a bank because you’ll probably get caught

@drethethinker6418 3 года назад

Even better...don't buy all the stuff...have accomplices go to different stores and buy items...or just receive the items from various associates.

@paulst6862 3 года назад

I would’ve sold him everything he wanted just to see him on the news.

@larrydarnellrembertiii6258 3 года назад

Lol

@Patrick_Spack 3 года назад

Free advertisement

@mandyrarsh7137 3 года назад

Just what i was thinking👍

@KTC12490 3 года назад

You'd be in jail as well

@LA-hr3le 3 года назад

Lmao

@gorf2328 Год назад

love that at the end, Peele's reading a newspaper that says "Thrwarted Terrorist Attack", implying that he just stopped Key from committing terrorism

@Sewblon Год назад

You think that In the time it took Peele to convince Key to leave, the newspapers learned of the story, printed it, peele bought a copy, then opened it up, then said "its April."

@shadowoflugia Год назад

Omg I didn’t notice that 😂

@BlackNightJack 3 месяца назад

Robbing a bank isn't terrorism.

@pugachevskobra5636 3 месяца назад

It is when you use an improvised explosive device.

@LegoJunk128 2 месяца назад

Keegan was tryna get froggy

@TheRoomy 2 года назад

Jordan plays the "I've heard it all" guy so damn well in this.

@jommysalami227 4 года назад

It should have ended with him watching his nieces and nephews opening ridiculous christmas presents

@aarontoles5988 4 года назад

And Grandma's zipline, lmfao

@Nine.ix.9 4 года назад

Yeah... And in april...

@cassiussaldana235 4 года назад

Actually you know what, I actually like this idea

@marcusmartin5758 4 года назад

Its april for fuck sake.

@texasfossilguy 4 года назад

I agree

@TheNotoriousKID 4 года назад

This is live action video of Wile E Coyote shopping at the ACME outlet.

@akuljamwal3085 4 года назад

"how fast does the the rocket go?" "Sir I have to ask you what are you planning" "Nah, nothing just shopping for 4th of July.... Anyway what if you attach a saddle to it?"

@TheNotoriousKID 4 года назад

Akul Jamwal 😂

@iREZARECTEM 4 года назад

and do you think it's fast enough to overtake a road runner? Theoretically! Not that I would ever actually chase one down. I'm just curious..

@jeffrysailer3299 3 года назад

@@TheNotoriousKID nnnn b nnnnn n n,,no BBVA g

@SamuelJS4 3 года назад

Underrated comment

@moonpluto 2 года назад

Key is an oscar worthy actor. They're both brilliant but Key here is just phenomenal. Excellent accent and mannerisms. Totally captures the type.

@melissamoonchild9216 10 месяцев назад

seriously hes barely recognizable

@Universal_Friendship 9 месяцев назад

Which is which

@vulpesmacrotis1990 8 месяцев назад

@@Universal_Friendship Key is the bald, tall one and Peele is the shorter one playing the pawn shop owner

@KonaTheDragon 7 месяцев назад

“Well, I’ll take my chances.. with Christmas!” 😬 The most genuine recovery I’ve ever seen in Hollywood. It’s always so forced and lame

@superartstudio 2 месяца назад

Nah, he’s acting correctly, but not politically correctly.

@WatanabeNoTsuna. 10 месяцев назад

No matter how many times I watch this, I'm grinning like a morron through the entire sketch... But that "It's April..." always sends me over the edge! 😂 🤣 😂

@rikjamesguitare 3 года назад

Imagine planning a heist for YEARS, and the only source you have for study is Loony Tunes. Thats this guy.

@palladium607 3 года назад

Lmaooooooooooo

@spicesmiles 2 года назад

😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SadikiStGeorgeangemon44 2 года назад

That’s me

@Zeuwamakanuwadiegwu 2 года назад

👀

@x-x101 2 года назад

At the very least he should have incorporated the coyote's acme tnt for the bank vault..

@brodybevop6002 5 лет назад

As a Floridian I can confirm that this screams south Florida

@taitokubo7531 5 лет назад

Go Bulls !

@Abels-Adventures 5 лет назад

Hey Florida gang

@d.pressley1749 5 лет назад

I live in Florida too go bulls is right... however why was I thinking of the stores near USF and it’s shady characters in Tampa lol

@taitokubo7531 5 лет назад

@@d.pressley1749 lol Ayye Yeah everywhere near campus is a little suspect, USF is great though

@jgangsta33 5 лет назад

Truth lmao

@ChainMiles777 2 года назад

The man has dreams and he doesn't care if they're overly ambitious, he's going to chase after them anyway. We need more people like him.

@moharshad6882 2 месяца назад

Yes totally agree, like that one dude who said bless you after someone sneezed and instead of them saying thank you back, they started yapping “why’d you break into my house” and stuff like that, just be kind

@buffyamcha4655 7 месяцев назад

"I'll take my chances.. With Christmas" 😂😂

@user-ob7xg5pq4x 3 года назад

"Florida man wearing top half medieval armor with bow and shotgun shells attached to arrows tries to break into bank"

@hewhobattles8869 3 года назад

Don't forget the roller skates and the money.

@goldenstandard187 3 года назад

😂

@plasticstraw5033 3 года назад

“and succeeds”

@gavinparson2189 3 года назад

He was Christmas shopping

@randyjam9925 3 года назад

How you know it’s Florida

@badjab326 5 лет назад

I would have loved to see a clip of him successfully robbing a bank using this method 😂

@shbt8875 4 года назад

badjab326 😂😂😂

@krischealgomez9806 4 года назад

Trying and failing is good enough

@crimsonnite9291 4 года назад

Lmao that would've been super funny. I wonder if they thought of doing that but they didn't want to use their budget on one clip.

@KazutoSAO47 4 года назад

Payday 2 guest starring Key! Lol

@badjab326 4 года назад

@@KazutoSAO47 I'd buy the hell out of that DLC lol

@EMAINIE Год назад

Key’s mouth movements are fucking gold.

@westie430 Год назад

Spot on😂😂 Looks like a crazy dude who's seen too many drugs in his day🤣

@yourlastfoe 2 года назад

The surprise when he first sees the suit of armor gets me every time.

@jaxelt1 3 года назад

Peele's pawn shop owner voice is dead on. Masterwork.

@Ladykyra101 2 года назад

And his non-verbal cues are stellar. Always great work from these guys! 🌟

@Mecal00 2 года назад

I love his "mmmhmm" in response to "Let's say somebody was to manufacture their own zip line..." 😆

@dylancarter2673 2 года назад

Reminds me of prop Joe from the wire

@babsbybend 2 года назад

"Thwarted Terrorist Attract" headline on the newspaper suggests that maybe it's already been tried.

@buffymcmuffin5361 2 года назад

YES. The best part. He's seen it all before.

@junificakhorowitz7350 4 года назад

The judgment behind those glasses is tangible 😂😂😂

@alchemic85 4 года назад

palpable

@officialfortunex 4 года назад

"mmmm hmmmm..." 😂😂

@jamaalsq8134 4 года назад

Junificak Horowitz top notch acting

@joeybonarrigo8703 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@Mimi-ss3xx 4 года назад

Junificak Horowitz from the jump! Even when he was knocking the door 😂

@KMRB951 Год назад

These dudes are hilarious and also great actors!

@KaizenKane 2 года назад

It needs to be said more often that Key is an AMAZING actor. The man is incredibly versatile.

@phuihsaraimolshoy7983 2 года назад

He is the best

@LilyStRemy 5 лет назад

Florida man preparing to raid Area 51 on September 20th

@greywilds_2765 5 лет назад

Damn it Florida man is back at it again. How can one man do so many weird things at once?

@safetydoggo9059 5 лет назад

I was just thinking about area 51 once he was talking about the roller skates

@Perfectkk123 5 лет назад

@@safetydoggo9059 00q

@Username-or9nr 4 года назад

savage

@cmrobbins88 4 года назад

What a dumbass . . . you can’t Naruto Run on roller skates. He won’t be able to dodge the bullets.

@KelticTim 3 года назад

“It’s April” is the sneakiest, funniest line in the whole sketch.

@coldworldkel 3 года назад

No it’s not..

@KelticTim 3 года назад

@@coldworldkel thank you for letting me know my opinion, based entirely on what I find funny, is wrong. Glad to know you know my sense of humor better than I do.

@darthjarjar5230 3 года назад

It is

@coldworldkel 3 года назад

@@darthjarjar5230 no... it’s not

@darthjarjar5230 3 года назад

@@coldworldkel really is tho

@robertcaie8157 Год назад

"-and the zipline is for my...... Grandmother..." had me dead

@chrisjones8387 Год назад

When he scored on the bow & arrow.... And said "Ohhh yeah!! there it is! Yep!! Uhh huh that's it...That u'll do it!! gets me every time🤣

@samuelpierre2652 4 года назад

Plot Twist: The store owner already tried this and failed and is trying to warn him that it won't work

@Jokeboss137 4 года назад

Lmfao

@leonnestestog2562 4 года назад

Samuel Pierre fuq off

@sillygoose635 4 года назад

@@leonnestestog2562 piss off fuckwit

@ThemisticShadow 4 года назад

If hes alive then it worked

@royepic3504 4 года назад

FunkyDemonCat no he was overwhelmed and had to flee

@minenhlecele5240 2 года назад

"I Feel like i need to tell you the suit of armor won't deflect bullets,.. I'll take my chances" I almost died😂😂

@jimdino77 2 года назад

So the armor worked?

@nither5331 2 года назад

"With Christmas"

@chrisnasif4156 2 года назад

WITHCHRISTMAS

@jaredlind2888 2 года назад

He almost did too! 😆😆

@wonderofutooru4016 2 года назад

so did he

@amesg Год назад

Can’t stop crying laughing. Kept getting funnier. I work in retail-these characters are true to life. Keegan’s timing and rhythm gets it done every time. Jordan is great too.

@saketnathmishra5008 8 месяцев назад

Ziplin for Grandmother 😂

@nishant_kumar 3 года назад

"Merry Christmas!" "It's April" 🤣🤣🤣

@romanbellic2178 3 года назад

I was searching for this comment lol

@liamdohertyj 3 года назад

@@romanbellic2178 yea if i didn’t find it i’d comment it myself 😂

@londonalicante 3 года назад

april 1st?

@jerkkub 3 года назад

@@romanbellic2178 Why would you search for it?

@DrinkElectrolytes 3 года назад

The best line in the whole sketch lol

@Khandrake 3 года назад

I can't believe how natural that suit of armor looked in that pawn shop

@apxllo717 3 года назад

My uncle owns a pawn shop. The suits of armor are very common. I have 3 decorating my apartment!

@rsantana389 3 года назад

Actually it's very interesting what they did camera wise with the armor. The armor is constantly appearing in the background of some takes until 1:00. Then it appears again at 1:47, as Key became also aware of it. Very clever. It's a surprise for both Key and the spectators.

@Tommyoda 3 года назад

When suit of armor reminds you of this clip forever.

@dieseldabz7104 3 года назад

Why?

@dieseldabz7104 3 года назад

@@apxllo717 Sure you do kid..... You have any idea what those REAL ones are worth? Of course you don't...

@truelifestories1773 Год назад

Lost it when he asked for a big bag with a $ on it hahahaha

@kennethsampson707 7 месяцев назад

He sounds like he needed the arrows more than the bow.

@yurrye7243 4 года назад

*Oh, just doin some Christmas shopping* Sir it’s April.

@ethanfigueroa7275 4 года назад

But this was posted on jan...

@jeremywade6986 4 года назад

And a convivial Tuesday in April to you Mr. Pool.

@cassiussaldana235 4 года назад

@@ethanfigueroa7275 r/wooooooosh-

@jeffreymbelu9718 4 года назад

Early shopping lol

@toast3374 4 года назад

He said he was getting it out of the way

@keatongrider1527 5 лет назад

This is how every meeting between Bruce Wayne and Lucius Fox sounded in The Dark Knight trilogy

@adorbstotesadorbs.9371 5 лет назад

That's funny. I actually chortled at that.

@altair5870 5 лет назад

(Fox introduces military-grade equipment) Fox: So, whats your interest in it Mr. Wayne? Bruce: I wanna borrow it.... For... uuhhh... spelunking... Fox: Spelunking? Bruce: Yeah, you know, cave diving? Fox: You expecting to run in too much gunfire in these caves? Ahhh. Those lucius and bruce moments were good times

@theempresss 5 лет назад

I'm crying

@WingsOfAltair 5 лет назад

@@theempresss licks tears

@BREDBOX 5 лет назад

Keaton Grider LMAOOOOOO

@chrisjones8387 Год назад

Even his knock on the door is funny AF!! 🤣

@ryanjito 5 лет назад

“I’ll take my chances...with Christmas!” 😂😂😊

@jahkneeboi 5 лет назад

Ryan Ito It’s april

@littlecookingtips 5 лет назад

LOL lost it there!

@MegatronRacing237 5 лет назад

🤣🤣🤣

@thatboi2949 5 лет назад

I died at the end when he said “it’s April “

@jamesjgriffin7972 5 лет назад

Me too

@eggimage 5 лет назад

For a sec i thought he said “be safe, bro” lol

@Baphelon 5 лет назад

The perfect punchline

@PilarHurdle2 5 лет назад

April fools.... 😅

@Michelle-nc1bj 5 лет назад

That boi :/ I was your 333rd like

@manjitahzan9577 Год назад

Zip line for my grandmother. 😂

@NGMonocrom 2 года назад

I'll say it.... That Pawn Shop owner is my absolute favorite character out of all the ones he's played. So chill and relaxed.

@thewab1974 4 года назад

Key: “Merry Christmas.” Peele: “It’s April.”

@RiiftzYT 4 года назад

Yes we watched the video

@eggimage 4 года назад

I totally thought he said “be safe bro”.

@MaximusAlcarinque 4 года назад

@@RiiftzYT Comments like these are good, makes it easier to search for clips and scenes like this in Google.

@RiiftzYT 4 года назад

@Pass Datass yeah, but no one cares what your favourite part of the video is. Just watch the video and enjoy it.

@RiiftzYT 4 года назад

@Pass Datass also, these are basically the only comments in Key and Peele videos. Just repeating what the video is saying.

@edbohi2389 5 лет назад

I love how Peele just slyly takes the bow off the counter when he realized just how crazy Key was

@GabrielDelgado-sz7te 5 лет назад

Even funnier was keys reaction to his action.. lol "uuhohhhh"

@Nicholas_Triumph_Thruxton 2 года назад

Sell him everything. The customer is always right.

@rynox77 5 лет назад

We need more of this character. He is hilarious.

@westingtyler2 5 лет назад

the buyer or the seller?

@daddyblickmans7441 5 лет назад

@@Nesakysiutau so was the seller🤣

@daddyblickmans7441 5 лет назад

"Its april"

@bart0nboy 5 лет назад

Look up "Do you do poison?". Its a British sketch a little bit similar.

@stanleylove9235 5 лет назад

They have to do a part 2!! The person this is for they only need the top half...they don't need the legs!

@HarrisonHrd 4 года назад

I feel like this is how Nicolas Cage does his shopping

@carolyntalbot947 4 года назад

💯💯💯

@bzmoksdemonstration7684 4 года назад

Legend 😂😂😂😂💯💯

@buffythevampireslayersbitc8709 4 года назад

For people who don't know, Nick buys T-Rex skulls and shit 🤣 that's why he does a thousand films straight to stream every year in

@petar932 4 года назад

thats high praise

@memesaremylifeline6723 4 года назад

@@buffythevampireslayersbitc8709 nice. I need to find this

@BoBnfishy 10 месяцев назад

This is such a low-key sketch but it gets me every time

@hugoschkiglitz Год назад

This is their best skit ever imo all the little mannerisms by both coupled with the lines are just so perfectly executed 😂

@Bannermun8089 2 года назад

I Love how the most unrealistic thing he was looking for is a “cartoon money bag”

@user-eb5hp9uw2k 11 месяцев назад

😂🤣🤣 hilarious

@antoniocarter737 5 лет назад

"I'll just watch one Key and Peele video," I said. "I can stop whenever I want," I said.

@ognjenivanovic7871 5 лет назад

Oh no..... This only means one thing. You never stopped watching them.

@ChickenScratchComedy 5 лет назад

Antonio Carter Consequences!

@cheresecoombs7741 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@primeroespadax 5 лет назад

Lol me

@azib73 5 лет назад

Yup, into my 10th already!! 😂

@20acivi08 2 года назад

this sketch is ART. so many single elements that are just perfectly made

@bluelupis9885 2 года назад

The look on both their faces when dude was hastily knocking on the glass to be buzzed into the store has me💀

@Neurotripsicks 5 лет назад

Ahh yes I also do my Christmas shopping at a pawn shop

@mr.l.l.1781 5 лет назад

in April.

@louisaude6880 5 лет назад

To be fair that's probably smarter than doing it all on the 24th.

@MrSonis3 5 лет назад

St. Nick is the patron saint of pawns shops.

@saulloll8547 5 лет назад

I've bought a few console for cheap there :'(

@drlu3823 5 лет назад

especially when it's APRIL

@bhilbwift52 3 года назад

The voices they have for each sketch is amazing, they’re so good at them

@erichquinones598 2 года назад

That's why they're millionaires

@j.b.macdirty6202 2 года назад

@@erichquinones598 amen

@AmaraFerris Год назад

Keegan’s wife is a dialect coach. I think she’s been highly influential behind the scenes. K&P have tremendous talent and are masters at their craft.

@cadaver1372 9 месяцев назад

I love both of their voices. They do an amazing job brining their characters to life.

@BaritoneUkeBeast4Life Год назад

God, I love these guys! Pure comedy genius at it's finest!

@impamiizgraa Год назад

This is one of their best ever. Even the start of it, when the would-be bank robber comes in and just stares behind him for a second or two too long, while the pawn shop owner sizes him up -- just perfect comedy

@Abelhawk 3 года назад

I can't help but suspect that this conversation has happened in real life to a real life pawn shop owner somewhere.

@ryynerwicked2762 3 года назад

Absolutely at least one, it had to lol

@tylerspringstube4868 3 года назад

Florida** most likely

@hidayat1999 3 года назад

in America

@MidniteSpectre 3 года назад

@DISPOSITIONS23 2 года назад

Right something feels extremely legitimate about this

@time.8868 4 года назад

Fact: 78% of "Florida man" stories start at a pawn shop.

@NoMuShRoOmS 3 года назад

💯

@hage1333 3 года назад

Underrated

@WearMySpankyPants 3 года назад

Fact: 50% of statistics are made up

@ontop2324 3 года назад

@@WearMySpankyPants so is that fact true or false? Cause if it’s false, that makes it true

@WearMySpankyPants 3 года назад

@@ontop2324 It’s 50% probable that it is true

@BixbyConsequence Год назад

"I'll take my chances. ....... with *Christmas* ."

@MysertySoundz Год назад

This is one of my favorite sketches ever. Idk why but I like it so much

@Nantosuelta 5 лет назад

I think there should be a whole movie devoted to this character

@because_im_batman2754 5 лет назад

THOTH agreed

@cjdesanti508 5 лет назад

I too enjoy films about middle aged men who run pawn shops.

@briarwolverine9316 5 лет назад

Keanu is inspired by Key and Pelee.

@milascave2 5 лет назад

cj: You mean like "Pulp Fiction?"

@LetsEatTogether 5 лет назад

Yeah

@kimonobe278 5 лет назад

Love these two men. They can literally pull off any characters.

@superbros1690 5 лет назад

I agree

@AR-zf7wu 5 лет назад

Idk hard to beat bob and David from mr. Show

@_6doughver 5 лет назад

so true , i always forget that they're fictional characters , i still believe megan is a real woman lol

@markgreen8276 5 лет назад

Agreed, pure gold 😊

@ramitinmahashol4523 5 лет назад

Literally copied a comment.

@nsjx Год назад

when he stumbles over the zipline for Grandma... the eye-movement is Gold😅 damn you guys are good... and much better than that even. Really appreciate u sharing

@AshenDemon 2 года назад

0:53 Should have said it's for a RU-vid video.

@blakestaredwards Год назад

It would break the fourth wall lol

@hmwoof6272 4 года назад

I just died when at the end he said “.....in a cartoon money bag💰!!” 😂

@saucetalktv167 4 года назад

😭🤣🤣

@CeruleanStallion 4 года назад

Just like that one you got any of those?

@atli7604 4 года назад

Rest in Peace.

@flippaskipskipparooni4150 5 лет назад

This feels like every retail cashier's daily life.

@Ari_princess21 5 лет назад

It is I used to do retail and I got several customers like this daily I kid you not

@africaart 5 лет назад

In real life, he would ask him to leave very early. "We don't have anything you want"

@allenmckinney9533 5 лет назад

I once had a drunk guy that wanted to buy a 4pk of beer cans but didn't have enough money. He was sober enough to understand the not having enough money part so he took one can off the the pack and asked how much that would be.

@flippaskipskipparooni4150 5 лет назад

@@allenmckinney9533 I had a tweaker once grab almost everything from the candy isle 10 minutes before closing, make me scan it all up, and then come to the realization she didn't have enough on her EBT card to buy a single candy bar; guess who had to restock that isle.

@allenmckinney9533 5 лет назад

@@flippaskipskipparooni4150 yep been there. I work nights after closing now because I've lost my patience for dealing with people.

@jamesconner1639 2 года назад

Omg 🤣🤣🤣 I'm only half way through and I'm dying laughing hahha You guys are GOLDEN!!!!!!

@TheDesperateArtist 2 года назад

Seeing a Key and Peele skit you've never seen before is like seeing a Key and Peele skit you've never seen before

@zoelongway1436 5 лет назад

“It’s April” Lmao Key and Peele is hilarious

@rondonumba9370 5 лет назад

@Srithor fuck off

@davidgrigorkiv8805 5 лет назад

Yeah we watched the same video

@rondonumba9370 5 лет назад

@Srithor you one of those niggas 🤦🏽‍♂️

@omardalki7037 2 месяца назад

the shop owner explaining the plan was good 😂😂😂😂

@kevmclarty Год назад

Of all their sketches I really didn’t expect this one to be the most popular on the channel

@MAOPals 2 года назад

As a former Home Depot Tool Rental employee in Maryland, I gotta say, coming in contact with customers like this was part of a typical day.

@Ukraineaissance2014 8 месяцев назад

Like snoop in the wire buying her nail gun

@flex_piper 5 лет назад

I still don't see why he treated him like that.. He was just doing some Christmas Shopping.

@friedaHangula77 5 лет назад

inApril?

@emiliomedina7119 5 лет назад

Frieda Shigwedha it's never to early

@vick1330 5 лет назад

I'm dead

@ule2300 5 лет назад

IN APRIL?!!1! ARE YOU INSANE? tHIS MAN WAS CLEARLY PLANNING A ROBBERY! what will you need a money bag for? Hmmmm??? 💰 💰

@josestefan 5 лет назад

@@ule2300 to carry all the presents like santa's gift bag xD

@haraecca8251 11 месяцев назад

Finally, I've found it. A Key & Peele sketch I haven't seen before. THAT'S RARE

@themonnamanshow 2 года назад

Love these dudes. Got a bunch of old episodes on dvd!!! I love those guitars and basses in the background

@kackstuhl5528 Год назад

"No!! I'dont know...yeah. Yeah?" - Made me laugh as hell!

@hiddens2346 5 лет назад

"...a zipline for my grandma" *W H E E Z E*

@markortiz4309 2 года назад

I'm glad these two stuck together after so many years and continue to bring so much laughter to our screens.

@pinkorange4980 9 месяцев назад

especially when they got married

@CatWith-AHat 9 месяцев назад

@@Vitalworm"that means your gay"

@Vitalworm 9 месяцев назад

uh, no my comment basically meant that the actual key and peele sketches stopped being made years ago, specifically september 2015, not that they're gay or anything lmao @@CatWith-AHat

@sure5783 6 месяцев назад

@@Vitalwormit’s a reference to law and order

@Vitalworm 6 месяцев назад

oh shit@@sure5783

@wyattkerper2024 7 месяцев назад

I'm going into an actual pawn shop to see what their reaction is to me acting like this

@zaidlacksalastname4905 2 года назад

Last line was the cherry on top lmao. Glad I found this channel

@j3ty 4 года назад

Honestly Keys acting in this skit is amazing the voice he was able project with the kind of wet throat raspyness combined with the constant change of subject and questioning made me forget that was Key and not my crazy uncle

@denali88 3 года назад

Oh brother🙄

@j3ty 3 года назад

@@denali88 who are you

@dusk3219 3 года назад

@@denali88 shut up

@denali88 3 года назад

@@dusk3219 sorry if I offended you. 😂😅

@HoustonYu 3 года назад

I can't believe they both can keep a straight face while acting like this.

@avocado7947 3 года назад

lots of takes i'd imagine lol

@tomohawkcloud 2 года назад

It’s called “acting” for a reason

@claudiajeanpierre3098 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@j.b.macdirty6202 2 года назад

They're millionaires.

@luishernandez9231 2 года назад

@@tomohawkcloud youre gay

@Ruew Год назад

"Ziplines for my... Grandmother." 😂😂

@retroguardian4802 2 года назад

Love how he has a buzzer to keep out crazy people but buzzes him in any way lol.

@rajwashot 5 лет назад

I was hoping at the end we'd see his grandma playing with a zipline, his newphew playing with the bow and arrow.

@JacoboTeijelo 5 лет назад

Too obvious tho

@mattheww9763 5 лет назад

Yeah lmao we were all expecting that xD

@Triforcebro 5 лет назад

That would of helped. This one wasn't as funny or had any plot twist like most of their stuff does

@as.victoria 5 лет назад

yeah lol

@tylercastellanos1668 5 лет назад

i was expecting ya we have all of there here u are

@TheAfricanRedHead 5 лет назад

You guys got bows and arrows? Yeah. You have something explosive? .... 😂😂😂

@zachyg7240 5 лет назад

TheAfricanRedHead yeah

@rkl08551 5 лет назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-RsS4uCRrN_Y.html

@AntiRiku 5 лет назад

that was really that funny to you?

@Febreze99 5 лет назад

Those two questions in the same sentence warrants even more ????😆😆😆

@jrudy457 5 лет назад

@@NunYaBiz1313 it's pretty common for people to comment lines they found funny, don't be so cynical 🙃

@911Truther69 2 года назад

*_This is one of my very favorite skits of theirs!_* 😁

@iflatland 9 месяцев назад

I love it when he shouts

@Ben-rz9cf 4 года назад

How many people out there would have actually wanted to see him attempt this

@ThePigeonBrain 3 года назад

I would have given him everything he asked for just so I could see him fail

@TheDuskOfAnEra 3 года назад

@@ThePigeonBrain What if he turned out to be a hiest master when in action. He was succsuful with the most rad bank robbery in history.

@KTC12490 3 года назад

He would've died roller skates and zip line dont sound good

@NotAccepted444 3 года назад

Everyooooone

@Man-dd7fd 3 года назад

@christraymer3727 4 года назад

I've worked a decade at a smoke shop in a red state, this is extremely accurate to how customers simultaneously will and won't tell you the illegal (often felonious) activities they are about to commit.

@SP-df1nm 4 года назад

Like what?

@ireri673 4 года назад

yeah my ex husband ran a background check and sold a gun to someone who then used it to commit suicide. i don’t have any warm feelings towards my ex but that is a heavy burden to bear.

@christraymer3727 4 года назад

Mostly shit to pass a piss test (which is a felony, and if I know you're using any of my products for said purpose I can't help you) shit to smoke ice or crack with (I've had 6 pregnant women so far, it's not exactly SOP but I've found most people count those sorts of things) and people buying cutting agents/ looking for advice on how to use cutting agents. You get all kinds, and try to keep out of people's business. People are gonna do whatever they're gonna do regardless of how I feel about it. I've also worked in funeral homes and am a former tattooer.

@christraymer3727 4 года назад

@Albert mostly just a fun fact.

@paulden3158 4 года назад

@@christraymer3727 U should start a RU-vid channel and tell us all your stories

@TheBookOfSammy Год назад

THESE GUYS 🙀😂😂😂 I CAN’T! They exude so much freedom in their acting, it’s so refreshing.

@at1970 Год назад

The comment about the “green bag with the dollar sign on it” killed me.

@micromints1735 2 года назад

Key is actually every race in the world at once, he's a combination of every single ethnicity in the planet.

@JMrealgamer 2 года назад

Yeah he can play anyone!

@AlphaLeaderZ 2 года назад

Technically, we all are.

@BushMaster420circle 2 года назад

God didnt create us all equal, because Key & Peele ARE BEYOND HILARIOUS & NO ONE could compare too them as a duo!!!! hats off too whoever created them!!!! & THANK YOU UNIVERSE FOR GIVING US GREAT LAUGHS!!!

@AlphaLeaderZ 2 года назад

@@BushMaster420circle .....Are you okay?