Antcruz there’s a comedic clean version of it, but it basically is an instrumental because... y’know, it’s a pretty explicit song: “****, ****, **** (**** you say,) I think, I’m going, to ***” It’s a joke, but pretty good.
Like when those clean songs that are marked explicit because the lyrics are that bad, like revolution man by union underground “One more time and you'll be dead Least I think that's what they said Forty days won't break a man It was a bullet in his head” or three nil by slipknot “Chaos, it's just the beginning Every promise I made I'm rescinding Center mass in the middle of the monster I'm getting tired of drowning the constant Cry for help it's debatable The only reason that you love me is I'm hated by all Come on, come see dysfunction I guess we're gonna leave it open for discussion”
-- LYRICS -- Yesterday I changed your puppy pad Fed you and showered you How did you get so big? I can't believe how much you grew Doggy, you're so precious, I am so proud of you Sit down witch, you move again I'll throw a fish stick at you! Don't make me wake this baby He don't need to see what I'm about to do Stop crying, quit, why you always make me pout at you? How could you forget me and kick me out my room? What's the matter mom, am I too big for you? Too bad witch, you're finally gonna hear me out this time The first time I go right, you wanna throw me out my room that's fine But not for him to take my place, are you out your mind? This desk, this TV, this whole room is mine! How could you let him sleep in my crib? Look it mom! Look at your baby now! (No!) I said look at him! He ain't so cute now is he? Little runt! (Why are you doing this?) Shut the front door! (You punk!) (You're never gonna get away with this!) You think I give a duck?! Come on, take me for a ride mom. (No!) Buckle up! (Well I can't just leave the baby alone, what if he wakes up?) We'll be right back, well I hope so, 'cause dad is getting drunk. So long, mom you did me so wrong I don't want to go on Living in this world without you. So long, mom you did me so wrong I don't want to go on Living in this world without you. You really messed up mom, you really did a number on me Never knew me leaving you and dad alone would come back to haunt me I was your only kid then mom, I was the only baby Where did the years go? I thought it was enough, just me! That's messed up! (I love you!) Oh god my friend is waving Why are you looking at that gas station? I hate their donuts, does this look like a big joke? There's a three-month-old covered in sharpie from head to toe in my old room! Hahaha! What, you think I'm kidding you? You love him don't you? (No) Bullspit you witch, don't try to lie to me! (BEEP BEEP) What the shuck's this guy's problem on the side of me? La-la-la boo boo ba hoyeah bite me! Mom! Mom! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly, don't you? (It's not that) You think I'm ugly. (Baby!) Get the heck away from me, don't touch me I hate you! I hate you! I swear to god I hate you! Oh my god, I love you. How the fudge could you do this to me? (I'm sorry) How the fudge could you do this to me?! So long, mom you did me so wrong I don't want to go on Living in this world without you. So long, mom you did me so wrong I don't want to go on Living in this world without you. Come on, get out! (I can't, I'm scared) I said get out mom! (I need to put up my hair) (Please don't do this baby, please, I love you. Look, we can just put the baby in our room) Forget you! You did this to us, you did it, it's your fault. Oh my god I'm cracking up, get a grip dummy Hey, remember the time that we went to Eugene's party And I ate so much ice cream that I threw up all over Marty? That was funny wasn't it? (Yes) That was funny wasn't it?! (Yes!) See it all makes sense doesn't it? You and my daddy are up at night, daddy goes and grabs a knife, And he accidentally gets a boo-boo trying to give me an apple slice And while this is going on the baby just woke up And you walk in and see the sharpie and spank me on my butt So now we're all hurt And you grab your big coat So now it's OK to admit it's child abuse with no note I should've known better when your food cravings got weird We could've- hey! Where you going! Get back here! You can't run from me mom! It's just us, nobody else You're only making this harder on yourself! Haha! Tagged you! Go on yell Here I'll scream with you: Ah somebody help! Don't you get it mom? No one can hear you Now shut your pie hole and get what's coming to you You were supposed to love me! Now read, mom, read! Read, mom, read! Read! ("Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr. Seuss) Just like old times ("I am Sam. I am Sam. Sam I am") Show me the pictures mom! ("That Sam-I-am! That Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am!") Can I have a juice box? ("Do you or would you like green eggs and ham?") ("I do not like them, Sam-I-am" I do not like green eggs and ham.") I love this book! ("Would you like them here or there? I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere.") Thanks for reading to me mommy. ("I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.")
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