Kinect : The dark age of Xbox

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The Kinect ride started back in 2009 and lasted 5 years, forced all the way up to the next generation of consoles. A major reorganization of the Xbox team happened after the departure of Don Mattrick in 2013. Kinect is no longer advertised or bundled with the console. Today in 2016, Phil Spencer is still trying to recover the Xbox brand's image.
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@Ziabetus 7 лет назад

"It's not about reinventing the wheel... it's about no wheel at all" I guess we know why it never got anywhere.

@benzlover55 7 лет назад

Ziabetus BA-DUM-TISH

@snaggiz 7 лет назад

Ziabetus I wish I could like this comment about a thousand times over lmao

@lixbox69 7 лет назад

benzlover55 maybe that's why it crashed and burned

@jmoa5758 7 лет назад

hahaha savagw

@Shivang4 7 лет назад

Ziabetus 1000th like

@nitinanku 4 года назад

“This wasn’t acted. She felt the need to reach down.” That’s because it was acted

@JotaroPowered 4 года назад

I see you watch Scott the Woz.

@druidofthefang 4 года назад

you are so dumb i want to poop my panties

@StardustRyan 4 года назад

Hey All

@Ze_eT 4 года назад

@Francisco A G noob

@ToXic_WeaponZ 4 года назад

@@Ze_eT noob

@Daniel-jz9td Год назад

I love how they dropped the more serious stuff like playing instruments, helping in surgeries, education/learning and physical rehabilitation in the trailers but they didn't elaborate further.

@queuedjar4578 Год назад

>claim your shitty piece of plastic with a 480p camera attached can revolutionize brain surgery >refuse to elaborate further >drop kinect support entirely from the xbox one and leave

@jorcornel558 Год назад

BOMB DEFUSAL 💀

@BigWheel. Год назад

Because that stuffs boring to talk about, but it was used. My grandma fell and the rehab team used a kinect to track how her progress was coming along at the home. I saw them in schools as a competitor to smart boards.

@bend.7590 Год назад

They actually still use kinects today for real world applications. Nobody wanted to see that stuff in a gaming event, but yeah it was a legit thing

@FakeTronaldRump 11 месяцев назад

@@bend.7590no shot

@gigajerk6953 Год назад

"What? My gamer score is 100% legit" "Yeah right" "Okay"

@PoisondBacon Год назад

Called the fuck out

@KingBoner Год назад

I play it off legit

@BonBonToro Год назад

Totally normal human conversation

@kirchoff4733 Год назад

Let's put some earth down. Dark brown!

@Brandelwyn Год назад

I saw a mudcrab the other day. Disgusting creatures.

@Box0r0x0rz 8 лет назад

Just got my PHD in surgery after 15 grueling years of studying and internship, and now I'm going to use a piece of gaming hardware that doesn't even work properly to make a life and death decisions regarding my first patient. Future is bright, with Kinect™.

@chasecrawford4173 8 лет назад

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking that.

@SuperFranco20 8 лет назад

I tought about that too.

@bearpuns5910 8 лет назад

Dat username tho. :P

@whatshappeninganymore2473 8 лет назад

+Hairy MouseTurd BOOBIE MASTER

@dugesn0591 7 лет назад

LOL

@TheXenoxen 7 лет назад

"The kinect has the power to analyze movements better than the human eye....." wat

@TroublingMink59 7 лет назад

It does, but for some reason all the games that use it only care about your forearm and like, your left chesticle. It's surprisingly powerful when hacked and used for weird stuff on PC.

@young7931 7 лет назад

It has the potential. But ...

@NobleNomad 7 лет назад

Its true evolutionary purpose was going to be what you see in Black Mirror episode 2, not legit entertainment. Corporate jackals and oligarch toadies are going to jackal and toadie, afterall.

@bonesmcgee1250 7 лет назад

Don't you know that the human eye can only see 30 FPS?

@8bitfrenzy376 7 лет назад

*10 cause that's all my peasant box gets on animal crossing

@KingKimwer 9 месяцев назад

can't imagine how stupid those people felt just waving their hands around for no reason, the way that cello player really immersed herself into the role is just comedy gold

@ozanozenir2503 4 месяца назад

well they got paid for that so they are completely fine with it i guess. However, there are some people who actually paid for the kinect and never even used it. I mean probably 95% of the people who had it never used so who is feeling stupid now?

@codywork-us7wu 7 месяцев назад

The amount of people who joined COD lobbies with crying babies, barking dogs, beeping smoke detectors, and rap music blasting all at once is my soul memory of the Kinect

@samhirst2830 5 месяцев назад

You can't forget the infinite echo when two kinect players would join a lobby.

@DG-kr8pt 5 месяцев назад

All the same kind of person too.

@NohabloEng 5 месяцев назад

Ahhh the good old days

@dardanm3544 5 месяцев назад

That’s what happen now with ps controllers that come with a mic

@codywork-us7wu 4 месяца назад

@@dardanm3544 Oh my who thought that was a good idea?

@Yurumates 6 лет назад

I'll never stop laughing at how they pretended you could play a violin with Kinect.

@dujuan9646 6 лет назад

Yurumates I'll never stop laughing at how they pretended the Kinect could actually recognize simple gestures.

@SladeBallard 6 лет назад

Yurumates I'll never stop laughing at the Kinect.

@coal2710 6 лет назад

SladeBallard I'll never stop.

@mode3763 6 лет назад

i'll never

@glbose344 6 лет назад

Ill

@thesilentcontempt 8 лет назад

Those E3 press conferences are even MORE cringeworthy now I didn't think it was possible

@suus01 8 лет назад

+thesilentcontempt FIST BUMPP

@ekmad 8 лет назад

+thesilentcontempt It honestly does make RIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RAAAAAACER look pretty tame

@MrSlashStudios 8 лет назад

that giant black women literally kills me with the cringe

@TheLoveTrain 8 лет назад

+Thomas Green I didn't see that as cringey I thought it was kinda cute, kids just being kids

@quitepipe 8 лет назад

+ekmad I miss modnation racers

@alexp3997 5 месяцев назад

I’m honestly surprised Microsoft didn’t get more backlash with the Kinect, they straight up committed false advertising.

@GenesisRip 2 месяца назад

Chances are, every ad has a disclaimer like that at 0:25 (lower-middle) where they say that "depictions are purely visionary" or some shit.

@OHHHHUSBANT 10 дней назад

I mean, technically, it's not false advertising because it does work Just very very very poorly for gaming

@GenesisRip 10 дней назад

@@OHHHHUSBANT Not necessarily, a pretty strong argument would be that the kinect was meant mainly for gaming (considering it was bundled with an xbox). Here in Australia, if it doesn't function for its main purpose, it can fall afoul of misleading/deceptive conduct laws. Really depends on how bad the Kinect was though, it doesn't seem like it was THAT terrible to contravene a trade law, just kinda bad.

@rogueproductions9011 4 месяца назад

Imagine going in to get brain surgery, and the surgeon boots up an Xbox

@SaraMorgan-ym6ue 3 месяца назад

run just run!

@LadyOfTheEdits Месяц назад

Lol

@aaaaaaaa12225 7 лет назад

This is honestly still so incredibly difficult to watch. The secondhand embarrassment kills me.

@moncoeur6296 7 лет назад

Funfact that noone cares about: Germany actually has a word for secondhand embarrassment, it's called "fremdschämen"

@thenoobtv0297 7 лет назад

universeClips Echt jetzt XD

@colincraigo5793 7 лет назад

Adam second hand embarrassment = cringeworthy. lmfao i love it

@JaesadaSrisuk 7 лет назад

Adam The actors aren't cringing, though. They were probably well-compensated, perhaps they were even given an Xbox-plus-Kinect. Unless, of course, they were paid SAG scale - in that case, a couple hundred bucks isn't worth the embarrassment.

@Bryan-dz1yi 7 лет назад

Adam you like that don't you? (4:15)

@KaiUchiha15 7 лет назад

Has anyone ever used a fucking Kinect to play the violin?

@Kencho27 7 лет назад

KaiUchiha15 how is that even supposed to work

@420potsofale8 7 лет назад

It won't work. I've played the violin for quite some time and I can tell you air violin is just for fun and absolutely worthless if you're trying to make progress. Even a desk is better than air if you're practicing vibrato.

@hytyde4304 7 лет назад

KaiUchiha15 I think the better question is: has anyone used a kinect to perform surgery?

@toasterusedfly 7 лет назад

KaiUchiha15 500th like

@void6661 7 лет назад

Aye lmao We hope not

@qqq386 Год назад

That guy Don Matrick single-handedly handed this generation to Sony

@JamieLikesGames 3 месяца назад

Literally, and they never recovered from it.

@WouldYouKindlyGWAR Год назад

This is probably one of the biggest lies in gaming history. They were up on that stage just bullshitting us completely.

@blob5907 9 месяцев назад

you believed it. That's how smart you are

@warpdarkmatter 7 дней назад

@@blob5907 Says the kirby pfp goofy one

@Sponge____ 7 лет назад

Fucking hell, imagine using the kinect for a surgery...

@gonkdroid6301 7 лет назад

Tribonez101 so many deaths...

@doctorrem6498 7 лет назад

Tribonez101 * in surgery * doctor: we have to be extremely careful * kinect glitches * * heart rips out *

@NitishDevadiga_Rattle-Snake619 7 лет назад

Surgeon simulator AE gives a demo of what'll happen

@AlyphRat 7 лет назад

Imagine ISIS decaptations. Now, level it up to 10 times. This is the Kinect Surgery.

@TeamAngryFaic 7 лет назад

Is this... Osborne Cox?

@turq1824 4 года назад

I will never stop laughing at how they pretended you could perform surgery, defuse a bomb, and play a symphony with Kinect.

@vlusky_husky 4 года назад

Yea sure the thing is accurate enough to sense a movement not more than 1 inch. And not delay like 1 seconds

@mastoid45 4 года назад

And it can’t detect little jogging so it makes you literally use all of your energy making your knees touch your chest as fast you can so you can just run.

@nickostrowski183 4 года назад

it is super advanced and could very well do that, but you need a computer and custom software for it, i hacked mine to detect my movement in vr, and it works better than a vive tracker, it is super precise

@mastoid45 4 года назад

Nick Ostrowski big brain move right there.

@vlusky_husky 4 года назад

@@nickostrowski183 would you mind telling us how? Or maybe link a couple sources?

@anthonyromano6403 Год назад

I have fond memories of the kinect, one time i was playing some 2d fighting game(can’t remember the name) and my dog stepped in front of the screen, the kinect picked him up and he appeared in the game, his body dealt damage to the enemies which made my family and I burst out in laughter

@G-howie Год назад

Lmao

@alanjamesh.zamorano1677 Год назад

That happy tail wagging that dogs do for even the minimum reason was throwing the best fighting combos, according to the Kinect.

@Splarkszter 19 дней назад

kungfu something something

@TacoFalcon Год назад

I'll never forget how mind blown this had me and thinking the future is here lmao.

@estebanguerra2573 Год назад

I remember I had the Kinect and it was kinda cool - I basically thought of it as Xbox's Wii but I think it came too early, no one really knew what to do with the thing. I think if it came out today it could be an interesting thing.

@FBI-yw5or Год назад

The future will never be here. All you will ever have your entire life is right now

@porkch0mp538 Год назад

its that marketing music. the "steve jobs is saving the world" music apple likes

@atom2493 Год назад

The future of fake marketing

@bmac_xxx207 10 месяцев назад

You must of either be young or dumb

@pikachu896 7 лет назад

Can we please never get children on stage in E3 anymore? It's one of the most cringeworthy stuff I've ever seen. 2023 edit: RIP E3. Such a shame, always looked forward to it each year :(

@pablodelgado7919 7 лет назад

pikachu896 Couldn't agree more. It was terrible and i know they're kids but still

@AbbasKhan9364 7 лет назад

Wholeheartedly agree. That was painful to observe.

@dxBIGBOSSxb 7 лет назад

pikachu896 "Watch out , a waterfall!"

@pablodelgado7919 7 лет назад

Big Boss Oh no captain hook

@FavoretFox 7 лет назад

"Whoa"

@BBQDanTheMan 8 лет назад

If i saw my surgeon using a kinect to help with his procedures, i'm outta there...

@kaaaallll 8 лет назад

The kinect is so precise that it freaks out because its just too good.

@kaaaallll 8 лет назад

+Drobitsky Oren Yea XD i guess they realized how stupid it was and were like "Screw it. It's gonna sell millions anyway."

@kaaaallll 8 лет назад

+Drobitsky Oren I have great suggestions for a slogan: "We are Microsoft. We developed windows 8." or "Did you like the kinect? Yeah, we neither." or "Xbox one. Because all of your friends have it."

@kaaaallll 8 лет назад

+Drobitsky Oren I agree.

@KrisKringlez 8 лет назад

+Dan the Man | Funny Videos! Your dentist probably uses an Atari Jaguar

@PERTEKofficial Год назад

The most useful thing the Kinect did was allowing me to shout “XBOX OFF” into the mic to shut off all the echoey Kinect users’ Xboxes in a match

@SaraMorgan-ym6ue 3 месяца назад

oh, wow you can control Elmo with the Kinect ok I'm bored what's next?.

@fuzzy8593 2 месяца назад

@@SaraMorgan-ym6uenachos and a couple beers?

@WillMack94 2 дня назад

That is fucking hysterical

@YoToberLoL Год назад

I don't think the kinect was a problem itself, but rather how they overhyped it making it seem like it was the best thing ever. I think if they had just announced it off without hyping it so much and treated it as a secondary objective during gaming development, that people would have liked it more and given it time to improve over years come at the time.

@rickybobby7276 Год назад

Fucking marketers…

@Mason-yf9lp Год назад

It was def the problem

@Myth_or_Mystery76 Год назад

It was mostly the fact that really didn’t work properly. Even if you have realistic expectations.

@simbol-bot9845 Год назад

Buddy, welcome to the world of marketing. Businesses make money of Advertising and Announcing something making people buy your product is the key and they did a great job with it, microsoft was smart with the marketing stragety.

@richards.5964 Год назад

I do agree with part of what you're saying; they did overemphasize the "game-changing" nature and practicality of it. But there was also the issue of them trying to shoehorn it into so many features, throwaway titles, and franchises that its cons and defects became far more emphasized then it ever would be if it was just a gimmicky addon. How many of these major IPs (Mass Effect, Ghost Recon, Forza, etc.) were actually excited and waiting implement something of that kind into their games, verses being heavily encouraged (either monetarily, promotionally, or otherwise) by Microsoft to find a way of pushing the product? And to top it off, it wasn't very good on the grander scheme. It had some charming and fun moments to it (if you didn't look too deeply into it), but anything relating to an "immersive" experience was either highly dysfunctional or just 50 percent playing itself.

@AwesomeDude799 3 года назад

It pisses me off so badly the amount of overexaggeration, false advertising, and straight up lying the gaming industry is allowed to do.

@Sydney_Angelyt 3 года назад

The kinect wasn’t broken if you know how to use it properly.

@dezient3816 3 года назад

@@Sydney_Angelyt Yeah you're right. It wasn't broken.... IT WAS SHIT

@ramboj7924 3 года назад

*Microsoft is allowed to do

@seco000 3 года назад

it's moslty because our law makers are old and don't know much about modern technologies

@Kanal7Indonesia 3 года назад

@@ramboj7924 Ubisoft etc do it too

@foldedx2 4 года назад

Imagine this, there's a bomb in your car and the guys that are supposed to defuse it pull out a kinect.

@CaptainBloodsail 4 года назад

I take my chances on my own

@eajninja 4 года назад

thats GG for sure

@TylrTheDstryr 4 года назад

"I don't give a fuck if you need to rank up in MW2 the terrorists are going to rank up off the 20+ kill streak if you don't diffuse this shit!"

@ezrac704 4 года назад

Imagine the Kinect is the bomb.

@MindTwistEsp 4 года назад

Hahahahahaha

@jkadoodle 8 месяцев назад

Even if Kinect worked perfectly nobody would want to play like that for more than ten minutes

@SaraMorgan-ym6ue 3 месяца назад

well duh I remember having it and besides it being a fun little novelty I got bored of it and went back to the controller even for watching movies on my xbox after about that much time maybe less.

@diegomorales7419 23 дня назад

I don't think the issue was the concept itself, the problem was the games, if Kinect supported Third Party games with VR capabilities it would be awesome, it's the perfect technology for it.

@dtanobo 6 лет назад

The girl's gamerscore is about as legit as her acting.

@resdyne9590 6 лет назад

Which one

@user-iz7kf8jx5h 6 лет назад

Tiger thing tho

@WolzenTwo 6 лет назад

dtanobo Got your comment as soon as that part came on.

@thedarkforce9596 6 лет назад

Fart Tony and mic drop

@skinlizard2251 4 года назад

@@Ozymandatory Every achievement is worth a gamerscore or something. It's just worthless points to say you're good at shit.

@WeskerXM96E1 4 года назад

The only thing Kinect is actually good at is finding shadow people that live in your house.

@scroobboi2254 4 года назад

Oh that could be me

@shrekonion8307 4 года назад

kinect: *player 2 has joined* me casually playing kinect sports: "hol up"

@lighte605 4 года назад

BTs 😀

@sobrev1viente 4 года назад

Bloody aliens

@henrihawk8825 4 года назад

So that's not normal?

@LockeRobsta Год назад

16:05 - The way Geoff put that pencil-neck in his place was brutal. I love it.

@d0cx Год назад

I owned a Kinect with the 360 and it was pretty cool with the few basic games it came with. From what I've heard now, Kinect is actually a really cheap way to get into motion capture with Python and such.

@OHHHHUSBANT 9 месяцев назад

Probably the only few genuinely good thing about it

@SaraMorgan-ym6ue 3 месяца назад

yeah, I had it to and I found it to be a novelty nothing more I still preferred controller over the Kinect to play with

@ryuStack 2 месяца назад

I made my master thesis using Kinect's movement recognition.

@danielterris7680 7 лет назад

As I move, my avatar instantly mimics me 'Avatar has a spasm'

@CelestialDraconis 6 лет назад

That was my favourite part

@jppsasuke 6 лет назад

and BAMM!

@ryandeluxe 6 лет назад

Merlin Tube i

@markkoetsier6475 6 лет назад

That's gotta be at least ten broken bones in there.

@folver91 6 лет назад

He should have faked a spasm to make it less embarrassing

@strat4104 7 лет назад

Oh god imagine how many lives would be lost if they used the Kinect for bomb defusing robots

@haseebkanorkant7024 7 лет назад

Imagine soldiers using Kinect in Iraq using this shit to defuse bombs and Iraqis be like "WTF!!!"

@doctorrem6498 7 лет назад

Bad aim Sam * defusing bomb * * kinect spaz out * * everybody dies *

@VinnieGer 7 лет назад

Then you'll really see what's on the bottom of their shoe.

@MrHack4never 7 лет назад

Even the Atari 2600 controller would be a better choice than a kinect but if i had to choose a controller for bomb disarming, i would probably choose the steel battalion controller

@riukasoulripper8252 7 лет назад

MrHack4never That shit's awesome

@ivang8655 Год назад

Lol, just bought an old Xbox 360 Kinect with like 30 games for my 6 year old. Kinect Sports (bowling, mini games, etc.,) and adventures is awesome. He absolutely loves it.

@nobts9135 Год назад

Me too! It’s so much fun for us casual gamers! Have fun!

@publiusventidiusbassus1232 Год назад

I mean, virtually anything is fun when you're 6. Kinda like saying you enjoyed something "with friends". Yeah, you can make watching paint dry fun if you're with the boys.

@fagsonbalson863 Год назад

@@publiusventidiusbassus1232 have you messed with it?

@ivang8655 Год назад

@@AgentLazarus not sure I understand. Also, I keep the kids Xbox not connected to Xbox live as there is zero reason to have it connected.

@ivang8655 Год назад

@@publiusventidiusbassus1232 as opposed to him watching an IPAD or something, I like that he is active while it’s cold outside and sports activities are limited to indoor soccer and swimming. Some of the games on here have him getting a very nice workout.

@xXOPxLunaXx 8 месяцев назад

I like how you can actually see the mess ups, when they regularly happen. You can't hide the faults with something interactive like that.

@therruefalse9984 7 лет назад

Lmao look how the E3 2009 footage is so fake.

@zyrlsvlogs4159 7 лет назад

falsE i know lol

@PerkinsVR 7 лет назад

the video plays faster than the actor on stage. its like getting someone to lip sync who doesnt know the words to the song

@Snyperbane 7 лет назад

falsE I was like 69.

@therruefalse9984 7 лет назад

Snyperbane I was almost 420.

@josephattwell1006 7 лет назад

Except for the times (particularly during the football demo) where the video is playing SLOWER than the actor by about a second at points. That, at least, is accurate to the real life Kinnect experience.

@nqrtzy8765 4 года назад

I’ll never stop laughing about how, for the Star Wars game, they pretended a cutscene was actual gameplay.

@Lefthandrightband 4 года назад

literally the whole thing was fake lmfai

@kira4739 4 года назад

Yeah, essentially at 1:53 where the character on screen moves before the acter.

@VITAS874 4 года назад

fucking lie

@cssnderporngle5838 4 года назад

Cringe

@thandozungu2428 4 года назад

Bruh ...😂😂

@thraftofcaanan281 Год назад

Such a throwback lol, I remember being a little kid thinking this was gonna be the way things would be now but I'm so glad I couldn't afford it, I just watched on the side how bad it went

@blob5907 9 месяцев назад

you liked it and you still want one

@SilentAbyss1996 23 дня назад

...We might need a sequel for this.

@CptFordo-bv8dc 4 года назад

“The controller is a barrier”. Said no one ever.

@Immadeus 4 года назад

I guess it is for people who don't play videogames.

@ebake200 4 года назад

Hmmm I wonder if I saw this on the internet But if I didn't see it on the internet then we're am I

@setaentertainment4311 4 года назад

Funny coming from ex-EA employee.

@CyLikeSigh 4 года назад

Lol right?! Of all the consoles I owned, the controller was never a complaint.

@deaththekid922 4 года назад

for shooters it is , but thats why we have mice

@user-eu8kr5ub5m 5 лет назад

Bro imagine being kidnapped and hooked up to a bomb and the Navy Seals come in with a bomb removal unit, and they break out an Xbox 360 with a Kinect

@vladtepes2667 5 лет назад

I think I would rather go deigo go to heaven tahn wait for them to figure out how to save me.

@gostigoo6706 5 лет назад

I'd be relieved that my life was in good hands

@puffdaddy69 5 лет назад

When in doubt, use a Kinect

@louiehorwood660 5 лет назад

Reminds me of the it crowd with the bombs disposal robot.

@notatrollll 5 лет назад

“This fucking lag, bro”. 🤨

@idkwhatoname172 Месяц назад

Imagine, being on the your hospital bed and before they put you on anesthesia you see an xbox kinect.

@GODISGOODBRO Месяц назад

Imagine about to pass out and you hear the Xbox achievement sound lol

@amadeusagripino6862 19 дней назад

Imagine they boot Star Wars Kinect dancing mode in the middle of the surgery

@lucknowseven 18 дней назад

I would assume I had already died and was currently in Hell

@polishrocker93 Год назад

16:12 that smile from Jeff is so telling. You can tell he’s thinking “oh I bet he already regrets saying that”

@adamparry2335 4 года назад

If the Kinect had actually scanned that skateboard, that kid’s fingers would’ve shown up on the selection screen.

@marshmallowdub 4 года назад

Damn you right

@boostkiller 4 года назад

No because the ai know this is a skate

@ian-hm6cx 4 года назад

Boost Killer 1. no it doesn’t lmao and 2. the ai doesn’t know the design under his fingers, let alone that his fingers aren’t even part of the design

@boostkiller 4 года назад

@@ian-hm6cx f off and shut up mr Stein

@AwesomeNation21 4 года назад

Kinect knows photoshop. This is rocket science stuff

@blackmanwhitesuit 7 лет назад

Microsoft forgot the Xbox was a video game console and they tried to make it into an "everything box" while still trying to convince people it was a video game console.

@DudeQThat 7 лет назад

Blackman Whitesuit It's still evident with the Xbox one

@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi 7 лет назад

always been rather shitty anyway overall

@Crispeecreem 7 лет назад

hopefully they learned their lesson and project scorpio has alot more exclusives than the one

@Aprexable 7 лет назад

Chris Rocks Phill Spencer wasn't in charge back then now he is, he has done an amazing job so far.

@Crispeecreem 7 лет назад

Devin totally agree, i'm glad he's in charge now

@kgodmode177 8 месяцев назад

The idea that this glorified motion sensor would be used in a surgical setting is bafflingly absurd

@monus782 Год назад

I completely forgot this thing ever existed in the first place until I came across this video again after so many years, looking at this is already making me feel old since it feels like it was ages ago

@davidsavage519 7 лет назад

Imagine you were about to get an operation and the last thing you saw before going down under is that the surgeons were using Kinect

@Mint-qw3xm 7 лет назад

David Savage No no let me Use my gun no Need för you

@villagehero256 7 лет назад

*kinect loses calibration*

@Slightlyevil 7 лет назад

RIP!

@christopherweaver9543 7 лет назад

CANT BREATHE

@brandonlee7382 7 лет назад

David Savage A dead man

@pphillips4586 5 лет назад

I wonder if anyone actually fell for the actor mimicking a Star Wars video and pretending he’s doing it

@wavestrider2160 5 лет назад

Me..

@Patrick-iu7ri 5 лет назад

@@wavestrider2160 read my comment

@ronaldraygun6304 5 лет назад

Me too...

@KusunokiSG47 5 лет назад

Eh, even my non-gamer family can see through it lol My kid sister fell for it tho

@emiliomarbanjr 5 лет назад

At the beginning i fell for it, until the character on the screen looked over his shoulder at the Ship in front of him, when the actual player hasn't even moved from the previous pose

@burnheal6063 3 месяца назад

that clip with the kid pretending to be licked by the virtual animal still makes my skin crawl.

@SkippyHunkleChuck Год назад

The adults playing the cutscenes probably sold their sold to the devil

@evanellis9178 3 года назад

“The patients condition is critical, what should we do now doctor?” *Pulls out Kinect*

@WastedPotential17 3 года назад

Stand back, I've logged 250 hours in Trauma Center for the Nintendo DS

@arcangel707 3 года назад

It’s illegal to be this funny lol

@MrNrj6490 3 года назад

"we need to defuse this bomb, what do we have?" *Pulls out Kinect*

@samblamjam 3 года назад

The future is a few years ago my friend

@naizamabao4681 3 года назад

Patient:go to HE-BEE BEE BEEP BEEEEEP

@Tdidthat 7 лет назад

what? my gamerscore is 100% legit.

@Saltyjazzman 6 лет назад

Antonio Harris Ok.

@randyvargas8389 6 лет назад

Lmao that was so cringy

@TheMightyP00tis 6 лет назад

yeah right

@skullkid3447 6 лет назад

That conversation surely wasn't legit

@rhytm 6 лет назад

This comment is 100% legit

@ChloeNimps17 Год назад

i had a kinect when i was 9, kinect sports and adventures was a hit whenever i had friends over. as i got older i got into dead rising and minecraft. much love for the xbox bc of this even in my adult years. still an avid xbox user. all bc my mom thought the kinect might be fun. idk. it worked 🤷🏼‍♀️

@doyousmellthat1331 Год назад

"You see what she did this wasn't acting, she reached down for those goggles!" The Crowd Goes Wild!!!!

@tristankearns1045 8 месяцев назад

Remember when the Ghost Adventures crew used a Kinect to "prove" ghosts were "real"?

@DarndaleBeats 8 месяцев назад

u a real one for that xD

@hiagustres 7 лет назад

"Xbox, play music!" "..." I said *MUSIC!*

@HavenMarches 7 лет назад

another underrated comment.

@SoeZ-M4 7 лет назад

H.F Gaming Your comment or his comment?

@HavenMarches 7 лет назад

SoeZ-M4 his.

@strider029 7 лет назад

"XBOX play music" *plays justin bieber music* "I SAID MUSIC!"

@thedarkforce9596 6 лет назад

"Xbox play music": (plays Justin Bieber) "oh God my ears are bleeding"

@allfire666 7 лет назад

"stick to 360 if you cant connect online" that right there is the moment he lost his job

@heckinkek1644 7 лет назад

allfire666 ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

@estignatic 7 лет назад

Thank god he did he ruined the Xbox brand.

@Anex952 6 лет назад

that's the reason I stopped supporting the xbox

@ObiJuanKenobi3 6 лет назад

ANEX me too. I had had an original Xbox and an Xbox 360 beforehand but when I saw that mess of a reveal then I knew that Sony would be the more reliable choice.

@spiritoutcast9087 6 лет назад

Televised Water Polo Honestly I think PlayStation is equally as bad, plus their community is filled with toxic 30 year olds and 6 year olds making a sour combination. Although it has nothing to do with mg argument I grew up with PlayStation, had an Xbox 360(and currently have a One) as well as built a PC this year.

@numbah_6 8 месяцев назад

I remember I was playing Borderlands 2 with a friend online and he had a few other friends over. Kept trying to get Vermivorous to summon (very low chance of happening). Finally did it and were fighting, boss was nearly dead. One of our other friends starts saying “Xbox off” over and over, friend disconnects. He managed to get the kinect to turn off the Xbox right before we killed the boss that took us nearly an hour to spawn

@blakeedward5520 8 месяцев назад

Wow, that's awful. Also, funny to see in a poor design.

@hershelswint4097 Год назад

I have a Kinect didn't know there were 17 games total, let alone 17 on the release date! I feel like they almost nailed it but may have jumped the gun and released it before working out all the bugs! It works well for finding Ghost!

@IneedMoneyDK Год назад

True. They actually managed to create a ghost detector without knowing 😂

@Wut78 Год назад

Yeah, that's what over marketing and hype does.

@isamuominae 9 месяцев назад

Only 17? What a failure. Konami made a rythm dance game with this thing included on arcades, pretty cool and real accurate. I bet they upgraded the Kinect sensors inside the arcade machine. I don't think they released this arcade outside Japan.

@blob5907 9 месяцев назад

you saw this shit and got excited

@Just_A_Guy_Here. 9 месяцев назад

I'm your 100th liker here & bye.

@MrCrackerJack420 4 года назад

It’s honestly disgusting how flagrantly pre-scripted all the “gameplay” presentations are!

@samreagan6292 4 года назад

oH No, cApTaIn HoOk!

@TristanSpeno 4 года назад

OK SKitLeS thAts eNoUGH

@extremboon 4 года назад

Right? When i go to a microsoft event, the last thing i expect to see there is a bad child acting performance.

@StarFoxMaster64 4 года назад

That first Star Wars one was the biggest lie of them all though.

@silloweet 4 года назад

Especially the Star Wars

@g0g0duck20 3 года назад

Imagine walking into a surgery and seeing a kinect bolted to the wall.

@domini384 3 года назад

The technology in Kinect can actually be useful for the medical field, as for gaming ....no

@mandybarney 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@Alikaykillerfour4 3 года назад

@@domini384 until the kinect delay is the cause for an unfortunate patients death during intense surgery. “Damnit the kinect isn’t responding man, how do we find the scalpel we left in this guys chest cavity?”

@themysteriousface7633 3 года назад

"Hey doc how are you gonna remove the tumor in my head with a video game system?"

@mycycleminorities 3 года назад

Man im about to see my grandma

@CreeperSteve 7 месяцев назад

i will say this: i have used sample apps for the windows kinect sdk, and it is honestly very surprising what the kinect can do. there are even examples of gestures that would only be implemented on the xbox one, all using a 360 kinect. so i’d say that the camera itself was very impressive. i think the main thing was that developers for the 360 tried to use it in ways it wasn’t designed to do. and then of course the xbox one kinect came around, bundled with the console, and no one wanted it.

@chrisrose_krii_lun_aus 6 месяцев назад

Exactly. You break into one and there's tons of cool stuff that works. It's better if you can do some software work to one but stock hooking one to a PC is pretty cool if you like playing with electronics

@torres3800 8 месяцев назад

I remember getting it during Black Friday 2010. I will admit, I was blown away during the project Natal stage. Played it throughout 2011, and now in 2023, it sits in it's original box in the garage. LoL

@bonelessbananna5410 4 года назад

Imagine you get shot in the chest and get rushed down to the hospital your about to die your life flashes before your eyes there's only seconds left and the doctors whip out the kinect

@queenpurple8433 4 года назад

Why the hell would I want to imagine that?

@bonelessbananna5410 4 года назад

@@queenpurple8433 it's a joke because they really think that doctors would use the kinect in surgery

@nutmeg9005 4 года назад

Boneless bananna and then you wake up and the doctors are in there playing COD zombies preferably BO2 zombies

@portocava9863 4 года назад

@@nutmeg9005 it's kind of funny actually... XD

@aciddrive 4 года назад

just turn off my fuckin life support bro

@jcelli98 3 года назад

imagine you are about to have brain surgery an the surgeon busts out an xbox kinect

@ajwtube 3 года назад

That's almost as crazy as the amount of times I've seen this same comment dating back years. Hope you get your likes

@follilolli5648 3 года назад

@@ajwtube Okay but like who really cares? Most people will see this comment laugh and move on, it's not that deep

@calmante4420 3 года назад

Id just get up and leave, open head and all

@no_misaki 3 года назад

@@follilolli5648 unoriginal people suck, it doesn't have to be deep.

@DiazTheKnight 3 года назад

"Xbox, Record That"

@zer0w0rries96 Год назад

We had so much fun in our house with the Kinect for years. I was even surprised when I started hearing that it was a flop. Everyone in our house loved playing with it. It was seriously the most fun I’ve ever had playing video games with a group of people. I think the mistake was Microsoft set the expectations way too high.

@Tubuxis Год назад

*$0.30 has been successfully deposited into your account. Thanks for being part of the Microsoft shill programme*

@youseenednedisdead Год назад

me and my family really liked dance central and we all bonded over it but after christmas the xbox went back in my room and there really wasnt much i could do with it in that small space :(

@JustinRM20 Год назад

Same here. Met plenty of other kids online to play Kinect with or did bowling with my grandparents. It was pretty fun.

@Floaydi 10 месяцев назад

Bro same Kinect was cool as fuck, I played Kinect adventures with my sisters and parents, that blue puppet cowboy guy, a superhero game with cool ass fights, and a mediocre harry Potter game. I also think that Kinect was good for people who weren't really watching the announcements etc about it.

@xnto6829 10 месяцев назад

@@Tubuxisgo be miserable by urself

@oscarsalesgirl296 11 месяцев назад

It was just a scam to get cameras in peoples houses. They found more effective ways since then: webcams, ring, etc

@ObamaBinKillin 11 месяцев назад

Exactly what I was thinking.

@videotape2959 9 месяцев назад

kinect came out in 2010. There were already a lot of webcams in people's homes by then.

@thegibblypuff6218 4 года назад

Imagine going under anesthesia and the last thing you hear is your doctor saying, “shit red ring” while they’re using a kinect.

@devonterobinson7925 4 года назад

Big oof

@DownloadsPassion 4 года назад

only a select few of us will even develop a glimmer of understanding for this.

@thegibblypuff6218 4 года назад

Downloads what’s the point here

@DownloadsPassion 4 года назад

@@thegibblypuff6218 yeah, sucks having to dumb down your comment to the point of mirroring others format and everything just to get likes. Better off posting intelligent jokes like this than doing that, youre doing a good job.

@thegibblypuff6218 4 года назад

Downloads lmfaooooooooooo

@WowAmazingRight 3 года назад

I imagine every actor after finishing up on stage, they went back stage and said "fucking tough crowd," and smoked a cigarette. Even the kids.

@FRSTBYTESyearsago 3 года назад

The kids just popped a stogie and said “man what a rough day”

@presidentofchina1496 3 года назад

At that day, children below 10 grew a beard already with hollow eyes from the hard work and developed crippling depression

@InVinoVeratas 3 года назад

_“Man this crowd is a hard sell, gotta shill harder”_

@HackedUpForBarbeque 3 года назад

Especially the kids.

@randybobandy9828 3 года назад

ESPECIALLY the kids.

@santiagomeza7272 Год назад

Ironically, the only reason my parents would let me have a video game console when I was 9, was because the Kinect would allow me to be active while playing.

@unknownlizbeth 5 месяцев назад

5:19 NO DOUBT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️

@thebuddha4208 3 года назад

I like how when he’s pretending to play Jedi the character does everything before he does

@ImRafaelPL 3 года назад

It's cause high ping

@sappireflames0009 3 года назад

@@ImRafaelPL negative ping.

@freebeats4323 3 года назад

He practiced it for so long

@thebritishguys6304 3 года назад

I cringed so hard on the kinectimals acting

@andreivieira 3 года назад

@@ImRafaelPL - 400 ping, it´s before he does, not after.

@alistairhenderson2531 7 лет назад

How the fuck did they imagine someone would play an instrument with a kinect? What a complete lack of understanding of how tactile playing an instrument is.

@analaurafernandescarpintey7120 7 лет назад

Alistair Henderson they tried to copy WiiMusic

@normanm11 7 лет назад

Alistair Henderson It's called marketing! They are trying to sell one of the worst products of all time, they need to lie, not create.

@The_Viktor_Reznov 7 лет назад

Norman No Man's Sky

@corruptedpoison1 7 лет назад

Alistair Henderson ok

@ia3525 7 лет назад

Alistair Henderson guitar hero

@defaultname7685 9 месяцев назад

What blows my mind looking back on that generation is how the fuck were they allowed to get away with this? Isn't this super, super illegal?

@DiGiTyDarKMaN Месяц назад

After all these years, this video is still the best thing about Kinect. It was all worth it for the rewatch value this video provides.

@thomasbrke2390 7 лет назад

When did anyone complain about a controller?

@mkultrabaked6190 6 лет назад

thomasbrke when Microsoft released the original Xbox controller.

@casedistorted 6 лет назад

Jeremy Mckay ah The Duke.. memories. Xbox says something and that makes it true, even though nobody complains about a controller because they work. There will always be people who complain about everything though and you can't please them.

@timbojoneso 6 лет назад

Legit the only people i can think of who would complain is people without hands LOL

@mwilliams7511 6 лет назад

thomasbrke Microsoft's investors did when Nintendo sold 100 million Wiis

@DaFro3713 6 лет назад

When Microsoft brought in a bunch of idiots and did a focus group on how to turn the Xbox into the Wii

@danstrzy6111 2 года назад

Those adults pretending to play on stage is literally the definition of selling your soul

@ps3gamer374 2 года назад

😂😂🤣🤣

@ashbethXII 2 года назад

god damn rigth

@Alixdkari 2 года назад

welllll... imagine getting a great job in video game industry and then some cocksucker CEO tells you "Okay Josh tomorrow you dance on stage in front of millions of people or you're fired" you don't really have a choice.

@danstrzy6111 2 года назад

@@Alixdkari lmao

@CommentFrom 2 года назад

I genuinely wonder how long they practiced it before hopping on stage

@Guzuma 9 месяцев назад

not gonna lie, the beginning video with Where Is My Mind playing kinda made me smile, too bad it was built on false promises also i laughed so hard when that heartwarming intro was interrupted with the avatar shoe thing

@jerrysizzler44 Год назад

nice edit! laughed a lot

@ThatSpecificIndividual 8 лет назад

this was... Hard to watch

@SAHLISS 8 лет назад

it really is

@chrisgray5785 7 лет назад

What? Not a fan of the all mighty corporate hype machine?!?

@othgalaldridge6019 7 лет назад

I suppose they just took it too far.

@tFighterPilot 7 лет назад

The cringe is real. I especially hate when they're using children.

@jrag1000 7 лет назад

haha. funny thing is i was so pissed when microsoft was forcing kinect. It was like gagging you with a tongue depressor.

@bobdole461 6 лет назад

I can honestly say, I've NEVER wondered what the bottom of an avatars shoe looked like.

@emperorgameling5064 6 лет назад

bobdole461 Speak for yourself

@ThorStoneGaming 6 лет назад

Well BAM there it is.

@neal2399 6 лет назад

Liberal Decay >every separate vertebrae of the avatar’s spine twists spirally to the left as its leg shatters itself

@_yellow 6 лет назад

I have more often than not wondered what's inside the head of those developers.

@neal2399 6 лет назад

David it’s a lot of white noise with, if you listen carefully enough, faint voices whispering in Latin

@EliteLoserZR Месяц назад

"Oh no! Captain Hook!" "Woah..." "..." "..."

@QuentrixMovies 5 месяцев назад

The editing in this was perfect lol

@samuelwilson818 6 лет назад

who in their right fucking mind would rather pretend to play an instrument then actually play it

@ThePaypay88 6 лет назад

not everyone has ability to buy all instruments at same time. its just a fuckin experience or demo of it . chill out

@jaredking7540 6 лет назад

ThePaypay88 you could buy an instrument for less

@stockicide 6 лет назад

...The thousands of people who bought Guitar Hero and Rock Band? Or maybe people who play the theremin, an instrument that doesn't need to be physically touched?

@bradmaxwell7354 6 лет назад

except with guitar hero and rock band you're not really pretending to play an instrument, you're playing a rhythm game

@sthlng2180 6 лет назад

Fuck yeah they're expensive. Especially with training.

@unclemagic9000 7 лет назад

That first ad is still probably the most pretentious and misleading commercial I've ever seen.

@giygas79 7 лет назад

Not as bad as the Fyre Festival trailer my dude

@JelliThePilot 7 лет назад

*in life or death situation, defusing a bomb* *using a fucking Kinect*

@DMBisAwesome Год назад

>Today in 2016, Phil Spencer is still trying to recover the Xbox brand's image. 7 years later and this statement is still true. >A major reorganization of the Xbox team happened after the departure of Don Mattrick in 2013 A decade after DM left, and we're still trying to recover from the dark days of Xbox. Still dealing with a cross-platform environment that must include the Xbone.

@HonkeyKong54 Год назад

Not true. None of the new games Xbox is releasing will be on the Xbox one. It’s basically abandoned at this point.

@ShamanicArts Год назад

Kinect is amazing for visual arts, just bought mine the other day and you can use the sensors for all sorts , but it failed so hard on the overhyped front, and the arrogance of no controller. If they had sold with a VR like controller and actually made games for gamers that supported it it probably would have done all right

@TheIceLurker 7 лет назад

The day brain surgeons use Xbox Kinect for brain surgery...

@Yokosoui 7 лет назад

TheIceLurker millions are going to die...

@pharmavuru1670 7 лет назад

TheIceLurker As a medical student, this made me cringe the most.

@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 7 лет назад

vuru nazz "forcefully stabs patient in the eyes"

@supersaltlee7657 7 лет назад

TheIceLurker murder?

@PeaNutter505 7 лет назад

TheIceLurker Kinect spazzes the fuck out. Killing the patient instantly.

@InternationalSpaceForce 5 лет назад

*goes into surgery* "Xbox open up patient cardiovascular layout" Me: oh dear

@dr.snowman4883 5 лет назад

Guess I'll die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@spidernerd235 5 лет назад

Lol

@mrmemelord2227 5 лет назад

Dr. Snowman lol 😂

@andrijastefanovic726 5 лет назад

*KINECT RIPS PATIENT'S HEART OUT*

@sonderlmao 5 лет назад

*stabs the patient with a drill

@gabrielguedes6166 11 месяцев назад

That Star Wars presentation was one of the crigiest things I have ever seen in my life. Dude is literally doing a choreography of a CG demo. Holy crap, did people really buy that shit?

@heartbeatsdrum 6 месяцев назад

Every time I re-watch this, the feeling I get is a reminder that cringe is a very real feeling.

@gclub7635 4 года назад

Ah the late 2000's when EVERY console wanted to be the wii

@henningmx2114 4 года назад

Even Sony did it with PlayStation Move

@gclub7635 4 года назад

@@henningmx2114 Really?....honestly I that it was a Wiimote with a disco ball

@thegatesofsleep 4 года назад

HenMrtz X8 At least the Sony version performed better and wasn’t advertised under a 100% bullshit premise.

@jamescarson886 4 года назад

The late 2000s is just under a thousand years away from now

@AyeBeeG 4 года назад

TheGhostKidney7 no kid, nice try

@masamune3542 7 лет назад

The part with the kids, I had to skip over. I absolutely could not handle how fake that was

@masamune3542 7 лет назад

I'm calling it at 5:58. This is unwatchable

@kingexcrementus4268 7 лет назад

I had to soldier through the entire video, ahaha.

@MRJazzygameplay27 7 лет назад

The cringe almost killed me.

@TribalHARRY 7 лет назад

A Horrid End Let the cringe flow through you.

@theadanman159 7 лет назад

the cringe was so strong all i could do was just stare at it....and cringe

@jrdetailz 5 месяцев назад

this took me back, way back

@1998232v6 8 месяцев назад

I remember the first time I entered a lobby in MW2 and someone had their connect on so it was acting like their mic. It was echoing and sounded like trash. The gamer proceeded to get told my everyone on their team to “shut that sh*t off!” Lol

@stuntminer144 6 лет назад

Could ya imagine if your teacher said "Alright kids we're gonna take a test on DNA structure" and she pulls out a kinect.

@noproblemhere.4259 6 лет назад

Stunt Miner That teacher would be lit af.

@spencerbailey8354 6 лет назад

XboxStation SwitchU How?

@h0verman 6 лет назад

or opens an interactive website that models the structure of dna in 3d on a computer for free

@simmerocky2393 6 лет назад

3 hour later she say ¨take it easy kids i will get it working.

@newmoisturizer5054 6 лет назад

Teacher would accidentally slap a little kid in the process probably.

@ClassicGameFire 7 лет назад

Cause thats how I wanna play a tactical 3rd person shooter, opening and closing my hand

@mrquack6955 7 лет назад

haha

@ClassicGameFire 7 лет назад

who during development for that looked at that gesture and was like "yes that looks natural"

@user-eh6nn6pq5s 7 лет назад

srsly tho imagine yourself taking years to line up a shot

@Typomixer15 7 лет назад

ClassicGameFire Just a kind reminder to all toy enthusiasts Mike Mozart is back. Cue star wars xbox dancing game music.

@marcusgabriel8365 6 лет назад

Imagine playing R6S with the Kinect, leaning and proning will give you unbearable cramps for hours

@Lancehardwoodfulable 8 месяцев назад

"Let's ignore our core demographic and release a new product to try tap into a different market" - Xbox in 2009 "Well, that really didn't work out" - Xbox in 2011 "Let's ignore our core demographic and release a new product to try tap into a different market" - Xbox in 2013 with the relase of Xbox one

@official_snep9077 8 месяцев назад

I remember when I was little, I played kinect adventures with my cousins when they came to visit. Not knowing a thing about the backstory of the little camera that sometimes disconnect for some reason (that camera survived 11 years and it still works today)