Knight Trap | The Unexpectables II | Episode 79 | D&D 5e 

Did anyone else get irrationally happy when the old "would you like that gift-wrapped?" running gag came back?

Connors reading of the note was amazing and deserves tons of recognition because reading while sick sucks.

I love how Isqan was passed out for a whole HOUR and the knights didn’t find him. Also happy birthday Monty

Mark: "for the very first time Isqan will end wild shape early" Also Mark: literally did it the previous session to heal the council guy

Gaius and Otho are just playing Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker during a Home Alone episode Also get well soon Connor

I'm surprised that when Monty said she wants to go out like the death star Connor didn't say something along the lines of "with photon torpedos in your exhaust port?" XD

Man, Monty saying that 5’9” was pretty tall really made my day.

I'm so glad they didn't miss the opportunity to make a Brewbeard joke when Milo said he needed to be turned on.

You know, i like to imagine that when Isqan uses his Archer Starry Form to attack, that he fires the bolt of starlight from his mouth like Godzilla's atomic breathe

Animated intro: 28:55 Re-cap: 30:40 Start time: 31:38 Break end: 2:39:12 More timestamps, with SPOILERS below: Animated intro: 28:55 Re-cap: 30:40 Start time (Bedtime story): 31:38 Time keeper: 36:42 Entry into Pudd, The tunnels: 44:00 Rock and stone: 50:14 Reconnaissance: 57:20 Crowbar snake: 1:07:47 Peak Wark: 1:12:33 Context: 1:17:09 We're not criminals, but....: 1:25:55 Cat burglar?, Isqan infiltrates: 1:32:02 Deadwater: 1:37:56 Trap door, 2nd floor: 1:42:19 N*pple Knob, XP farm, forgery room: 1:50:07 Sleepy Isqan: 1:56:47 Self sabotage, the window: 2:03:18 Aware: 2:09:47 Hide and seek (Initiative): 2:17:00 Break start: 2:24:43 Break end (Chaotic (R1)): 2:39:12 Square to blend: 2:48:57 Round 2: 2:53:54 Papyrus Gaius: 3:00:53 Round 3: 3:08:07 Consistency: 3:14:46 Round 4: 3:20:01 Physician, heal thyself: 3:27:08 Round 5: 3:34:58 Round 6: 3:43:15 Making time for tomfoolery: 3:50:10 A very responsible armoury: 3:55:30 Going down (turning Milo on): 4:02:17 Shadow tag: 4:07:26 What we do in the shadows: 4:13:01 Session end: 4:25:06 Happy birthday to Monty for Tuesday! Hope you feel better soon, Connor!

This episode was the Isqan comedy hour this time. Nice session guys .

Haven't heard Zito laugh that hard since the Condemned Tower bit from campaign 1. Also, hi Bosco!

Otho busts in and razormind starts playing

Here are the damage numbers after this session Giaus 2,040 Milo 2,024 Otho 1,452 Ky 897 Isqan 1,390 Damage taken Giaus 520 Milo 241 Otho 361 Ky 335 Isqan 321

Fun fact! Giant Might works exactly like Enlarge *except* for the weight. You are a hot air balloon basically. Big but not weighty. It is easy to not realize this though, and I personally wish you did get heavier, and this isn't criticism btw! It's a weird ruling imo.

Noticed in the comments no one seemed to notice about the Nightshade gangs "invester" shall we say, was a female dwarf, like the female dwarf on the counsel and how they were keeping the status quo of merchant hierarchy

Connor's sick voice kind of makes him sound like Toonami 😂

I love when you play dnd and you think the heist episode is gonna be something out of a movie but it turns into home alone lol, however that journal gave me chills! Thanks for another awesome session and also mipedians for life! (Chaotic reference XD)

Gaius and Otho playing Card Wars

Chaotic was a better show than ever a card game

Gaius: WINDOW!

Chaotic had more than one season and I love chaotic

Mark. There is no… Such… Thing… As a *POISONOUS snake!*

DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON MENTIONED!!!

Connor! Take a long rest when you need it

On today's episode of the Unexpectables. Isqan is dangerously unaware, Milo finds his flock, Gaius becomes a springboard, Ky scopes it out and Otho doesn't have any twos. Did a bit of research and found out this is my 55th Top Gear-style entry. Been a very fun ride! Down below you will find more spoilery episode discussion. On one hand, the Nightshade gang are absolute monsters and its a damn good thing the council took care of them. Om the other, Pud has a nigh impossible rot that I do not know how we or the boys could fix.

Dam… This mafia / gang literally created their own monstrous nightmare. I argue this is KARMA at work, but the spirit should have moved on after killing nearly the entire group. Weird, but it is a compound or combined undead creature now.

The video i have been waiting for, listening to yall helps me get through my work day

Hey Connor....sorry to hear your voice went to the toilet but your voice elevates your ghoul gains and you'd sound amazing voicing a Drell from Mass Effect if that ever happens. Hope you feel better soon.

Chaotic! Omg I remember that show and both the tcg and the wii game lol

"Simple brother, they don't." Gave me chills

I love "the greatest disciple"!!!! Definitely going to look into that, Mark!!

YEAAAAAH MONTY! DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON IS FUCKING AMAZING! I love the dub personally. In fact, when watching with my friend who prefers subs, I mentally dubbed over the japanese voices and I didn't even notice until episode 2. It was weird, but kind of cool. Which is a fitting description of the show honestly.

monty if chaotic only had 1 season it was the longest damn season id ever seen

Yay, chaotic! I mean, wark.

Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Knight-mare.

Happy birthday monty. Also yay uploaded just in time for work woo!

Othos Cards changing every time the camera pans to him gives me Abridged anime vibes

Video starts: Monty: hello. Goodbye.

Haste DOES NOT give you exhaustion, you just lose a turn when the spell ends, which would be a negligible amount of time out of combat

I do concur Connors Raspy voice is very nice lmao

I would like to pay money for a campaign source book for Monty's/The Unexpectables world setting.

I swear Chaotic got a second season with a different art style.

I forgot that this was the theme of gay and thought an evil clown was in the base

Couldn’t Isqan just wild shape back into a poisonous snake before that guy gets in?!

Hey, Chaotix WAS good! And it had more then one season! I think!

Its finally Friday hooray. Love this series.

Dozens of us! Chaotic was so much better than it had any right to be. And the card game was fun too.

Man I'm almost all the way caught back up. I was hoping to start watching this live!

19:40 The ONLY proper response to the "Two Wolves" problem!

"Wark!"

Lot of fun this one. : 3 Also hi Bosco

Hi Bosco, hi Mark!

I can't remember what page, but theres rules for alternative abilities for skill checks. Like using charisma to stealth for blending in

Oh monty, u don't need to tell me about dungeon meshi, I've been a fan since I discovered thethe manga, as soon as i heard they were getting anime i got my friends to binge watch it with me every 3 weeks, we like to watch 3 episodes in a row. Senshi is my favorite character too

2:51:00 Did Milo just straight up pull an assassins’ creed?

crazy =genius

Hi Bosco! o/ Is Monty house ruling stealth in this campaign?

Snake the wall.

Yesterday was my birthday

Currently catching up on spotify, but had tocome comment just to say...FUCK YEAH MORE CHAOTIC FANS!

Ayyyyyoooooo Chaotics Gang Rise Up

Mark Allen Jr. Lives in Texas? I thought he lived in California for some reason, I kinda know what weather he's talking about though, my best friend lives over there and he mentioned hailstorms and rain

10:07 how about I do you one better, I read dungeon meshi in 2018, I've read frieren and still kept up with it in 2020 I did the same with chainsaw man in 2020. I got a man who's brain detects which manga gets turned into anime, from doctor stone to chainsaw man. The only thing he wishes for is a fire punch adaptation.

SPOILERS damn those nightshade folk really just solved every problem, answered every question with murder, like any issue, any anything, and their response was kill 'em. not sure that's great business sense IRL anyway, but either way, no wonder no one liked 'em.

Anything planned for session 100?

I wish i got into chaotic

[Spoilers] Persimally I think Isquan should've wildshaped to hide, then wait foe the guardnto leave and grab the staff, there is no guarantee he would've lost the staff, and even if the guard grabbed it, he could still poison him and get temp hp

I'm surprised no one in the comments has caught on to that shadow blade bit about the concentration. Unless I'm missing out on some feature Ky has, that spell is absolutely concentration. That might have messed with how far out that one guard got lured out with the major image. On the topic of the major image, I have to wonder if successfully fooling that guard with the image will result in the incorrect-but-actually-correct report that the missing council member hasn't fled the area. It would suck if the knights that got sent out on the roads in a bad lead were called back into the city.

It is unfortunate that isqan didn't prepare pass without of trace. +10 stealth would have saved the day.

Knight Trap?

Hey bosco

Monty please for the love of all that is holy stop spoiling dungeon of the mad mage events 😢 I love the series and you keep doing it you're killing me

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Can someone tell Mark he can’t use two spells in around?