KOTD - Rap Battle - Dizaster vs Big T |  

dog i was crying when diz said big t looked like Majin Buu if he shot himself with his own chocolate move

This is the Dizaster I want to see more of: composed, relaxed, doesn't stutter too much and get ahead of himself

"you're limited to drive-by's only" LOL

Dizaster took the predictable angle of calling Big T fat but he was more entertaining and won the battle. Big T came hard though

Diz jokes body-bagged Big T every round!!!

you're limited to drive bys only LMFAO

Battles are so much better with small crowds and little hype. The essence of hip hop

Damn, this happened back in December 2014. Dizaster posted it on his own channel all the way back then, but yeah this was a hilarious battle

Diz my favourite battler. Nobody delivers like he does. Such a good entertainer.

Majin buu line was funny as fuck

That T Bone Steak line though

"Black as a scuba suit, fat as a juicy fruit, made his whole album on fruity loops..." XD

"WHO YOU THINK YOU TALKIN TO? YOU LOOK LIKE MAJIN BOO SHOT HIMSELF WITH HIS OWN CHOCOLATE MOVE"

10:55 "you look like majin bu if he shot himslef with his chocolate move" 😂

Diz should do more jokes in his battles, real entertaining :D

GTA Character line was hilarious..

Diz and Big T both won. Both came with predictable angles and I'm not disappointed. You can tell this was a friendly spar. Classic/Entertaining battle overall. 3-3 Diz/BigT. No losers. We all won.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 the funniest disaster battle I wish he battled this calm and funny

"you look like majin buu if he shot himself with his own chocolate move" LOOOOOOOOOL Diz never gets old

This was a flawless diz battle. Maybe the best I've ever seem him and I've watched all of his battles

Big T is underrated. He has great punches, performance, he's unique, he has a shtick and his flow is way more flexible than most battlers. He can do it all. Just needs to bring consistency through his rounds.

Holy shit that Majin Buu line was legitimately one of the funniest rap battle lines I've ever heard

"When it comes to eating, no one gets as pissed off as you do, last time he misplaced a food item he completely lost his noodles"

This battle was funny as fuck, Diz' verses had me laughing till my chest hurt.

You look like Majin Buu if he shot himself with his own Chocolate Move... 😭

Dizaster is seriously the greatest in my opinion

You're limited to drive-bys only 😂😂

Diz is Amazing

Diz verses had me dying.

I'm gonna burn in hell for laughing the whole battle

Lush is the greatest lmfao when plays along with big t shooting him. So fucking funny

This Timothy Harris dude replying to every comment made on here, he's extra salty like a pretzel

Big T totally swiped that gas pump bar from Danny Myers in the Bigg K battle

Big-T ripped it hard! When he went to the toilet afterwards..

punchline after punchline diz makes it look effortless and dude can go off the top which is rare in battles these days...

No one else gonna mention that kid in back left on Big T side standing there watching 😂

How come a joke can't be a bar? To me a "bar" is a clever line, a joke can be clever to so how come jokes can't be bars? I don't get the "Bars over jokes" thing considering either of them can be clever.

lmfaoooo disaster first round funny af...somebody in the back round was cracking up

Big T reminds me of the boogie man from The Nightmare Before Christmas

Gotta say this was one of the most entertaining battles that ive seen in my life and ive seen a lot of battles. These two put on a show I couldn't stop laughing and although competitive they showed the true spirit of whut battle rap is about! Shout out too Diz and Big T they both won in this battle

that majin buu bar tho

big t needs to lose weight, it gives people ammunition and an easier win

This is the most fun I've seen Diz have in a battle.

Ben a long time since i cried laughing. That drive by. Tossing the piece and walking away slowly "police coming"was one of the funniest things I've ever heard/seen.

You know it's bad when T's own crew had to laugh. He also had some great lines. Good battle!

This was dizasters best battles in a long time. I liked his flow in this better than anything he's done, he didn't go to crazy which is perfect. Lots of his material comes out too fast, and while he's into his 3rd bar I'm still piecing his first together because he just spits it too fast sometimes. This was perfect flow, great jokes and the best diz in a long time, good job bro.

Diz 3-0, Big T had some bars in the last two rounds, but Diz had a better performance and was more entertaining all the way through.

sometimes diz's dbz references are insane lol. That majin buu line was perfect!

Oh shit I'm saving this til my lunch hour at work tomorrow

goddamn haha Diz was amazing in this

I love how people call that shit a sucker punch. Like guy a sucker punch is not when 2 people are looking straight at eachother with one saying "I'll do it, dont fuckin dare me" and the other one saying "do it, do it I dare you". Diz said "I will" and did. Nothing sneaky about it.

Holy fuck, I wake up and go to my subscriptions and there this little Gem sits. I'll leave an Edit with my opinion on who won after I finish watching the battle. EDIT: Big T 2-1. Diz used a lot of recycled bars, like that Rubin Stutter bar. Only did fat jokes, too.

Respect to T . Bars were fire 🔥 props to this diz. #crazyhilariousbattle

i couldnt stop laughing when he said ''made his whole album on fruity loops''

Just as a point of reference, this took place in early November of this year, before Dizaster vs Cassidy. This was a GREAT battle to watch live, Dizaster is one of the best to see perform live.

These battles with the small crowds are simply the best.

Bruh... Is Big T tryna crank that Nae Nae while diz raps or something? Hooah!

Love the replay value battle soul

I thought I'd seen this before. After watching it again I think this is the best T I've seen in a few battles. Gave him the 1st. Still got Diz 2-1. His 2nd was on point. 3rd was the weakest from both, but Diz landed a few more.

Is KOTD gonna post the WD5 battles eventually?

"I would give this guy a hundred bucks just to see him TRY to double dutch." Murder. Fat jokes sure, but Diz still killed this.

That OG KOTD intro sound tho

is everyone just going to ignore the fact that Big T stole Danny Myers' bar word for word at the beginning of the 3rd?

Nothing impresses me more then 2 dudes going at it then dapping it up respectfully at the end.

Here to hear the fat jokes lol "Hit you with these FAT clips I call them Charlie" 😂😭 good battle from both sides though

I don't even need to watch this video. I know diz won lol

Who’s watching this over in 2019 😂😂😂...the best battle ever

Big T was dope, he just never upgraded. He still sounds the exact same. Dope bars 9 years ago, today it's medium.

Diz won this 3-0 shit had me dying😂😂 anyone says big t won is insane. I respect big t tho I think everyone does .

"listen here Mr. Gracy" dead

dude in diz' corner really got a hat on top of his hoodie lol

'You're like a GTA character, you just go swimming in your clothes'

Majin Buu line was ill as fuck

Big T is the only battle rapper i have ever felt bad for after this battle

Had me rollin!!! Man i'm hurt. Both of em went in.

big t's hat... ohhhh man whatchu doing bro lmfao

Dizaster is funny as hell, it must be hard being fat in the battle rap community

I love when diz is just being funny. Him and pat stay crack me up. Better than stand up

That line about lookin at the pump and forgetting the gas number that big t said was dope .....,when danny myers said it!

Im crying 😭😭😭😭watching diz using dinosaurs in museums, t rex and barney jokes💀⚰

1of the funniest battle I seen in a while ...... MR.DISASTER

CLASSIC DIZ

Dizaster needs to get a rematch with Locksmith.... Epic rematch

Your shirt is like the first Nintendo controller - it has like only two buttons..I was dead from there..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

19:06 see the man with the yellow hoodie..

you got to loves bigt performance

loved this battle!!!! one if the funniest I have seen from both! good pairing!

That was intense! Great battle! Respect to both emcees!

"No H-O-M-O. That's no problem-o. Soon as I take the shit up off my memo it gets on my mental then it's monumental." - Big T I like what Big T did with his word structure here. Had a clean sound to it and it's dope if you think about it past face value. "I don't mean to pre-judge'em 'cause the streets love'em. But you being overweight's starting to fuck with your ability to be a G, cousin. You're limited to drive-bys only." - Dizaster Dizaster is one of the best roasters I've ever seen. He comes up with a fresh way to roast you from a stale angle. That's talent, definitely not anyone can pull that off. The "drive-bys only" line is incredible as a standalone for this reason. The battle entirely was sort of weak, though. I expected much more. I expected these two to go into creativity mode for that Hip Hop lyricism and really clash breath with each other. I suppose I was entertained, but it was the weakest energy from Dizaster and Big T. I feel like I kept watching to see when the round or blackout was going to happen and by the end I was underwhelmed. (@ShiftyMiser)

Big T sounds a little like Biggie .. Cool rap voice

Diz you be having me rolling, lmao. This by far the funniest battle from u in a long time. Just keep clowning these folks! Got me weak fam.... Good sht....

These small pit style battles are so much better than those fucking flashy big stages and shitty microphones that echo in the venue

10 years deep and Diz still can't work out which part of the middle east he's from. Different every battle. One battle hes part of Al Qieda, next battle he's from The Lebanon, next battle Abu Dhabi, then Afganistan blahh blahh blah. Now he's befreinded Daylyt's Grape street homies and NOW he's back to being an LA crack city Gangster.... End the identity crisis and MAKE YOUR MIND UP DIZ

Give it up for "Big T" he 2' 1' it.

goddamn We need more battles from these two its been a minuuute

This is the first battle I've really felt Diz. His huffing and puffing always turned me off but when he slows down and enunciates you hear some strong fucking bars.

MAJIN BUU. . .LOL!!!

Bars over jokes?!?! Ummmm, not this time. Even comedians couldn't, wouldn't think of HALF the shit Diz said to Big T! This was hilarious! And Big T came fully prep'd. Couple stumbles (as usual) but he had work for Diz. Just wasn't nowhere near enough to come anywhere close to winning. Diz is a strategist. He knew he would humiliate T w/ tha jokes n laughter while Big T would do his best to try n " out rap" Diz. It made it look like Big T was trying his hardest to win, while Diz was winning effortlessly by just telling jokes n making a fool outta Big T, at the same damn time. Absolute entertainment, but definitely at Big T's expense. Diz, thirty.

i drop bombs *boom* funk flex *bururururururu* sounds like a solo from a drum set

Diz hasn't been THIS Did since the DNA battle! Glad to see him back, then again this is 9month old battle! Oh well, so much for him being back